SEANJN

Dydek

TORGSW

Brazil

Baston
TORCLE

duke

Georgia

Kansas

Sabrina Jalees joins Nicole to discuss hot celebrities they've taped to their bedroom walls, why they both enjoy gay porn, and both share their shoplifting stories.
Warren Burke talks Nicole through her intimacy issues, the 5 love languages, and the time she got mistaken for a hooker.

Robert

F.U.

Marcella Arguello joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives Nicole great advice for her Tinder profile.
Naomi Ekperigin shares her experience dating on Craigslist, why every couple should go to couple's therapy. Nicole describes why she loves going to weddings, and her ideal proposal. Also, Nicole gets a crazy text from her sister, and helps her find a husband.

yQxcRPPiaxY

Bosh
yes

Donyell

TORSAS

NOHSEA

PHI

SEAMIL

ATL

Luke

ESPN

Pioneer Soundtracks

F/C

Newble

SEAPOR

BRA
TOs: Tim Duncan 6

Cori

Freedom of religion in Romania

Verizon Center

MINTOR
TORPHX

Lost in Eastern Conference Semi-Finals

I Didn't Mean It Marie

Baron Vaughn explains LOVE. What it is to be a love addict, and the differences on love, lust, and infatuation. He also shares his experiences being in non-monogamous relationships. Nicole addresses the recent reddit threads, explaining why her comedy is so dick-focused.
Ify Nwadiwe joins us to discuss playing D&D with the Sprouse twins, provides sex tips for the guys, and living vicariously through thirst traps. Nicole's pussy is sick this episode. She shares her latest stand up horror stories, and crazy tinder messages.
Buckle up, this episode is a wild one. Nicole is joined by drag queen Meatball and rapper Big Dipper! They discuss how they like to be choked in bed and the times they've gotten paid and have paid for sex. Nicole gets convinced to hire a male hooker for her next birthday.

Raycom/ESPN2

Wesley

Green

Basketball competition stubs

TORATL

Juan Luis Iborra

TORNYK

Zainab Johnson is here to answer all of Nicole's questions on the Muslim religion, what being "emotionally unavailable" means, and Nicole think she's finally figured out her sexuality.

Susan Martens

Lakewood

Tony Parker 30

Volontaires de la Sécurité Nationale

UTASEA

Trenton State

DETSEA
Total: 20–62

TORMEM

Dick Bavetta, Jim Clark, Joe Derosa

Nesterovič
Ford

Jen D'Angelo is on the show to discuss terrible prank shows they've filmed, why Nicole hates Christmas, and sexting.

SEAHOU

Dave Zilberman

Mike Brown
NBA TV

International University College of Turin

Minnesota

Jameela Jamil discuss how she got cast in The Good Place, the rejection she got as a child, and shares her most horrifying Tinder date.

TORMIA

CN8

* Eric Konkol
* Michael Huger
* Chris Caputo

Michael Guilbeaux

CAA Tournament Finals

Margo

Lyle Brandt, Don Pendleton, Jack Buchanan

* Till Lindemann
* Peter Tägtgren

Presidency of Mauricio Macri

Eliot Glazer discusses spending money on nice underwear for your partner, the grimiest requests he's received on dates, and how people need to set boundaries in and out of a relationships. Nicole describes her NYE helicopter ride from hell.

Nick
Swift
Ronald

Did you know that couples with pet names statistically have longer lasting relationships? In today's episode, Nicole and Elizabeth Ho consider what pet name they would want to have. Elizabeth discusses what it's like being in a competitive relationship with your S/O, and Nicole's providing relationship advice to fans over DMs.

basketball
ORL

Free will

GSW

Jamario

Mano Agapion joins Nicole to have a great discussion on race and gender identity, body dysmorphia, and a crazy Grindr threesome story.

CLE

Jake Weisman joins Nicole to talk the traumatic incident that couldn't let him cum for a decade, his experience with Raya, and how he likes to slips into a his Robin Williams character during sex.

*Scott Brooks
*Mark Bryant
*Brian Keefe
*Ralph Lewis
*Walt Rock
*Paul Westhead

MASN

Erika

Georgia Tech

Jazzmyne Robbins is on to discuss thirsting publicly on Instagram, the times they’ve contemplated sleeping with fans, and the problematic nature of threesomes.

SEALAC

Joanna Bradley joins Nicole to share some of their bad Craigslist hookups stories, discuss the challenges of dating as a female comedian, AND reveal the time they hooked up! You don't want to miss this one.

Kim Guidry

Christ the King

Nicole's good friend Matteo Lane is on the podcast to rate Nicole's Tinder, talk about their experiences with threesomes, and discuss the horrors of sucking a dirty dick.

José's Dream

Nicole's dear friend Sasheer Zamata joins her to rate her Tinder bio, perform a live-reading of her Tinder conversations and Nicole shares the time the pussy pic she sent to a guy was deemed "too far!!". Also they didn't hook up... JUST A LIL FYI FOR YA!
Weston Bahr is on the podcast to discuss what it's like to be harassed by Nicole on Nailed It, creepy DMs he gets from fans, all the dick jokes they've had to cut from the show, and so much more in this gossip-filled episode.

right

Turns out, talking about your relationship publicly on podcasts could be troublesome. Kara Klenk shares her experiences when her break-up details were announced on a podcast. Nicole has to start being careful what she says on WWYDM, cause turns out people she dating are listening to this. Oops! Also, Nicole's sister's eHarmony account has been hacked with photos of white women. The internet is straight up crazy.

Dre

deputy coordinator

Brunfelsia latifolia

MIA

Memphis, Tennessee, U.S.

Griffin

Garbajosa

NJNSEA

Gruda

Brian Garcia, Wil Martin

WASTOR
SVN

SAS

USA

SEATOR

Fairfax, VA

Charlotte, NC

Article Three of the United States Constitution

San Antonio Spurs

Vermilion Catholic High School

G-F

Tonton Macoute

Rasmussen

Screaming Eagles

Charlotte Bobcats Arena

Mouhamed

Fran Gillespie joins Nicole to discuss why it's harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya application process and shares her latest unsuccessful Bumble messages.

studio

Rappers from North Carolina

Actor, voice actor, writer, comedian

MisSunderstood

Brown

Estonia–Germany relations

Joey

Beside Myself

Chris
Calderón

Poland

Women's Basketball Invitational

Watson

Dwayne

Brunfelsia

Jorge

With the help from Eliza Skinner Nicole is finally on Raya! They discuss what the exclusive dating platform is like, and if they would ever date their own fans. Nicole also admits her love for shoplifting to her Tinder matches. Does it work? The answer may not surprise you.

navy

1991 in Brazilian football leagues

Sometimes

Brooks Wheelan is on the show to discuss the ultra-exclusive Raya app, how he once got scabies from a girl he met in a liquor store parking lot, and the time he embarrassed himself in front of George Clooney.

Damon

DENTOR
SASTOR

DeSouza

student dean

James, Gibson 4 each

Jet Records singles

Don't Hate Me

Quarterfinals

Gammel Dok seen from the Harbour

Drew

Dick Curl

The Seventh Day

Sene
Kevin

San Francisco, California, U.S.

It's Why Won't You Date Me's first married couple guest! Madeline Walter and Ben Greene

NYKSEA

MEM

It's Why Won't You Date Me's first live podcast! Eureka O'Hara joins Nicole to discuss what it's like to have sex in drag, how Drag Race prevents their contestants from hooking up, and answers questions from the audience.

NYK
TOR

TORLAL
MILTOR

sān děng zǐjué

José
ITA

NCAA Tournament West Region Second Round #2 vs #7

George Mason Patriots

Seattle SuperSonics

Long

Lahaina, HI
ACC Tournament Quarterfinals

TORBOS

Logo western-star.png

ARG

DAL

Michael Newton

Lahaina Civic Center

Duncan, Bowen 9 each
Ilgauskas 18, Gooden 12

The incredible Jon Gabrus joins Nicole to share the adorable story on meeting his wife, and how it lead him to make out with all of his friends in the process. Nicole confronts Gabrus on why he hypothetically wouldn't date her, shares more stories about her sleeping with cab drivers, and reads problematic Tinder messages. They also discuss the latest cases of sexual assault in the entertainment industry.

Nykesha

LTU

Things get heavy in this episode of Why Won't You Date Me. Fiona Landers discusses her previous marriage with a comedian, how a death in the family affected her dating life, and ghosting. Nicole reads her Hinge dating app answers and realizes it could be the reason she never gets matches.

Dave Carson, President Western Star

Amor de hombre

Tonton Makout

The ship was driven ashore at Lindisfarne, Northumberland. She was on a voyage from Leith, Lothian to Grimsby, Lincolnshire. She was refloated and taken in to Berwick upon Tweed, Northumberland for repairs.

Anthony

Maui Invitational champions

SEAGSW

TORCHA

Sea of Tranquility

SEACLE

Kevin Foster

Maltsi

Wintercomesummer

Tony Parker 17

Parker

group_or_band

panel van

Texas

Mary Sasson discusses the ever growing trends in women's bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she's slept with and makes an apology to her Pizza match on Tinder. Also, Nicole's like really, really horny in this one.

CBS Regional

Greece

UC-Berkeley

Hartford, Connecticut, U.S.

Smith

Auburn

Nicole's good friend Marcy Jarreau , Loosely Exactly Nicole, Kar Dishin' It podcast) is on the show to discuss Nicole's hate for the Coffee Meets Bagel dating app, and soup.

Blocks: Robert Horry 5
Connecticut

Jacob Wysocki joins Nicole to discuss being fat, going through puberty, and dating "normies".

IND

Midwestern United States mayor stubs

TORNJN

Houston

Periods suck. Toni Charline joins Nicole to share all their embarrassing period-related stories. From their first tampon applications, to getting a period mid-Doughboys recording, and the times they've worn underwear incorrectly.

Jeff

ESP

Aleksandar

Western Star Trucks

GSWTOR

Sandrine

Armando Del Río

Cameron Indoor Stadium

Johan

agency id

Petro

CLETOR

Michigan

Graham

Gibson 16, James 14

SEAUTA

Whalen

Exhibition

List of Can I Pet Your Dog? episodes

HOUTOR

Damien

Comedy

TORMIL

Folarin

Senegal

2007 Connecticut Sun season

TORDAL

Cagoulards

CHA

INDTOR
T. J.

Darryl

St. Joseph's
Serbia

TORPOR
TORHOU

Professor of the Practice of the Humanities, MIT

LALTOR

三等子爵

San Antonio wins series 4–0
DET

ORLSEA

Briarcrest Christian

Oklahoma State

Saki Bailey

single

Alan Lightman

Enter to Learn Christ. Leave to serve Christ.

SEAATL

central
BOS
Snow

ESPNU

Parker 27, Duncan 24

Raiza Licea agrees that life is busy and sometimes you just gotta book time for a dicking. Nicole goes on a wild date with her Lyft driver, and reads her latest failed Tinder conversations. Nicole also discusses some crazy kinks and reveals a few of her own.

MIN

Birdsong

Trixie Mattel discusses getting touched by strangers in public, being in an "It's Complicated" relationship on Facebook, shares getting catfish'd by a fan, and of course talks all about Drag Race All Stars!

An alternative explanation builds on the idea that subjects tend to confuse determinism with fatalism... What happens then when agents’ self-efficacy is undermined? It is not that their basic desires and drives are defeated. It is rather, I suggest, that they become skeptical that they can control those desires; and in the face of that skepticism, they fail to apply the effort that is needed even to try. If they were tempted to behave badly, then coming to believe in fatalism makes them less likely to resist that temptation.

Why Won't You Date Me?

Anderson Varejão 10

TORLAC

William Alan Friedle

CBS

Asjha

Dress You In Mourning

Cleveland
State]]

WAS

MINSEA

Bargnani
Spain

Pioneer Soundtracks.jpg

SEA

ORLTOR

Dupree

Scrimmage

Carlos
Humphries

James 7, Ilgauskas 6

Gammel Dok

ATLTOR

Shannon

Jamie

Gammel Dok (building)

Blocks: Tim Duncan 5

Pandora Boxx discusses life after Drag Race, being in an open relationship, and wild fan encounters. Nicole describes her latest nightmare date filled with red flags.

LeBron James 25

Carl Tart joins Nicole to discuss their favorite memes, the crazy foods Nicole's been subjected to on Nailed It!, and why they like swearing in front of kids.

H. C. Scharling

Medford, Oregon

HOUSEA
SEAIND

CAA

Yolanda García Serrano

Lisa Hanawalt discusses how to deal with boring guys, publicly declaring your love , and the complex behind needing a big dick for pleasurable sex. Nicole reads her latest dating app conversations and also convinces Lisa to eat Adam Conover's butt.

SAC

Emily Heller joins Nicole to discuss the stats behind dating apps, steamy movies and the most boring man Nicole has ever dated.

2006–07 Cleveland Cavaliers season

Megan Neuringer talks about body anxieties at every size, teaches Nicole about her ovaries and how to find the best relationship advice on Google. Nicole realizes she used to cock block her dad as a child, and discusses her suspicions with her male gynecologist

Hairston
Chambers

Tony Parker 7

LALSEA

ESPN2

SEAMIN

Matt Ingebretson talks all about kissing - the stress of going in for the first kiss, when to use tongue, and whether you should keep your eyes open or closed for the duration of it. They also discuss whether being on TV has helped their dating life, and what a "date night" looks like for couples in the modern day. Nicole realizes she's moaning in her sleep.

Kristen

Sally

Maryland
LACSEA

DALTOR

Write On

Maroon, Grey and White

Moon
Delfino

SEASAC

North Carolina

Haiti

UTATOR

TOs: LeBron James 5

Evanthia

Vaughn
Far Rockaway, New York

Erin

Virginia

Kansas State

Reynolds

DETTOR

Wilcox

Kapono

William & Mary

Hughes

N/A

Cleveland wins series, 4–0

G/F

Homecoming

Sarbananada Singha

Toronto Raptors

UNC-Wilmington

Gelabale
SEABOS

Jones

DEDDE2

The Silver Lining (Earshot album)

*P. J. Carlesimo

Pavlović

ATLSEA

Brezec
TORDEN

SEADET

Blue 69-White 64

ESPN Bracket Busters

New Jersey Nets

Lindemann (band)

LeBron James 7
Tim Duncan 15

Khorugh State University

SEACHA

* Jim Larranaga

Adrian

Isaiah

CHATOR

Closer

Eric
Marshall

2007–08 Duke Blue Devils men's basketball team

Collison
Mickaël

Nicole and Nick Snow dated for a month, before Nick decided they should stop seeing one another. Now he's on the podcast to reminisce their first date, get closure on some things, and get confronted on why he stopped dating her.

David
TOs: LeBron James 6

Upper Marlboro, Maryland

Khorog State University

North Carolina State

Katie

Trucks

DALSEA

antiMusic

Durant

Mount Saint Joseph’s

Detroit Pistons

Roger M. Nielson, President, CEO

MILSEA

Private University

George Kareman is on the show to teach Nicole how to use Hinge, and if they would ever date a chucklefucker. Nicole reveals her whole sneaky plan to make out with George.

BOSSEA
SEANOH

NCAA Tournament First Round, No. 5 vs. No. 12

TORUTA

Sales

Tony Rodriguez discusses his worst dates, the importance of communication during sex, and bad kissing. Nicole shares the time she showed her pussy to her roommate.

Australia

Will

NCAA Tournament West Region First Round #2 vs #15

Where the Pain Begins

Zeke Nicholson joins Nicole to share stories from their first acting gigs, discuss the incestuous feel of dating people in the comedy community, and Zeke rates Nicole's NEW Tinder bio!

Writer

Lindemann

2007–08 Seattle SuperSonics season

Bradley

Monroe

Kid Stardust

Louis

SEAWAS

Patriot Center
Carter
Campbell
Vlad

Anderson

Inessa Frantowski performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark. They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have 'the talk', and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole's giving up and starts scheming up a way to be on 90 Day Fiance.

Michele Spanò.

UCLA

Maceo

SEADAL

DEN

VSN

NYKTOR

2019 Women's Basketball Invitational

France

John

TORCHI

Douglas

Fleming

David Zilberman (investor)

2007–08 Toronto Raptors season

Michael Morrison

Cleveland Cavaliers
LeBron

Erin Whitehead shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why she doesn't like relationships, and dating for looks vs personality. Nicole's shopping for a sex torso to practice her eye contact.

Argentina

Hope Is A Liar

Charlotte, North Carolina

SACSEA

Pollard

Biography Of A First Son

Larry

Second Round
Duke Basketball Commitments

Stls: Michael Finley 4
Varejão
UTA

Duke Blue Devils

GSWSEA

Washington, D.C.

American

Amor de Hombre

Tim Duncan 8

Andre Cornelius

Weekly

CLESEA
Elson

Director of Harpswell Foundation

CAA Tournament Semifinals

Ken Mauer, Mike Callahan, Steve Javie

SEAPHI

by Ivan Kulikov

Eastern

LACTOR
Meridian C.C.

Art19

Ira
Ilgauskas
MEGA TV

Seton Hall

Will Friedle

PHXTOR

Kevin Soon,Liberty HS

Ridnour
Oklahoma City Thunder

paramilitary organization

St. Petersburg, Florida

InDeGoot, Fontana, Universal

SEAORL

Daniel

NJNTOR

Moldoveanu
Northeastern

Connecticut Sun

Nico's Children

Chinese nobility

CHISEA

TORIND
Kris

SEAPHX

Duncan, Horry 9 each

Primož

Huntington Beach, California

I Was Drunk In The Underworld
Ballad For A Beautiful Blonde Eye

Ilgauskas 13, Gooden 11

White Jazz

TORMIN

Cox Sports

John O'Leary, CFO, Finance and Control

Steamin'

'''Cleveland Cavaliers

.... Of Lights

LeBron James 24

Benth.

Jason

INDSEA

TORDET

Lindsay

Comcast

Gibson

SEADEN
Louisiana State
Francisco

Reynolds and Scott; except where indicated

Nick Wiger is on the show to gush about the love for his wife, learn about Nicole's green card marriage, and talk about responses they get from horny Doughboy fans. Also stay tuned for Nicole's more recent Tinder stories, and Nick shares the time he saw the most boobs at once.
Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri's restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble joins Nicole to give her some texting advice, speculate what life must be like when you're pretty, and talk about the pilot they produced together.

I Hate You

Jordan

Atlantic Coast Conference

TORSEA

Kamesha

The ship collided with Union and sank. Her crew were rescued.

MIASEA

Jason Kim is on the podcast. They talk about how they met over a mutual love for Beyoncé, Nicole shares her latest cocaine bender, and describes the turn of events that lead her to loving her body.

Lakeland, Florida

Alison Rich joins Nicole for a nice juicing. Get ready to listen to some crazy Tinder hookup stories, find out how Nicole is connected to the Kardashians, and the time Nicole slept with a man who had a LIZARD in his room.

Zydrunas

Managing Director, Comcast Ventures

Managing Director,Comcast Ventures

Lukian Popov

TNT
PHO

Several semi-legal paramilitary organizations

Did not qualify

Mahoney

SEAMEM
Northwest

Slovenia

NCAA 1st Round vs. Notre Dame

SACTOR

DENSEA
PORSEA

flatbed

Rasho
TORSAC

Global cooling (disambiguation)

SEAMIA

Filthy Names

SASSEA

Ego Nwodim joins Nicole to talk therapy and the times they've shat their pants. Ego takes a look at Nicole's updated Tinder profile. Nicole re-reads her Bagel Meets Coffee questionnaire and realizes why she may have never got matches on it.

SEASAS

Morgan le Fay in modern culture

The Silver Lining

First Round

FSN

St. Vincent-St. Mary's

ACC Tournament Semifinals

Tate

ABC, ABCHD, TSN, Canal 7, Canal+, ESPN Brasil, Sport 1

CAA Tournament Quarterfinals

Dan Lippert joins us to talk about Nicole's abandonment issues, the time she blew him in a bathroom, and Nicole shares the time she slept with a guy with a literal BROKEN dick.

Principal

Purdue

MEMTOR
PHITOR

Clemson

Duncan 13, Ginóbili 8

Italy
TORWAS
TORNOH

Theological veto

SEANYK

Tess Holliday is a plus sized model who's attracted some creepy Instagram DMs. She's on the show to discuss body positivity, Nicole's latest Tinder failures, and the troubles of Skype sex.

Cleveland wins series, 4–2

latifolia

George Mason Basketball Commitments

Michigan State

WASSEA

Quicken Loans Arena

PHXSEA

Colonial Athletic Association

Michael Newton (author)

F-C

The Ballad Of Misery And Heaven

Manu Ginóbili 5
white

EJ isn't a comedian, but just a nice guy who's floor Nicole peed on after a drunken party at an Apple store. Hear them reconcile on what happened that fateful night, and for some wholesome dating advice.

Gooden

Nicole's oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn't take Nicole to their prom, and Nicole shares some hot pussy facts.

CHITOR

Semifinals

Georgetown

LAL

coach

Lithuania

Pedro Mari Sánchez

More Than I Ever Wanted

EA Sports Maui Invitational Tournament

Willingham

Championship Game

NOHTOR

Scot

PHISEA

MIL

Lukian Popov ; portrait

SEACHI

PORTOR

Saturday's Plan

CHASEA

POR
Miami

Basketball

English

Wasted

BOSTOR

Chris Caputo

Dr. Chris Donaghue provides Nicole with an honest assessment why she may be single. He provides her relationship advice and a Tinder bio makeover. He also shares how to manage dating multiple people at once, the importance of sharing your needs and kinks with your partner, and the importance in masturbating in this sex-positive episode!

BB&T Classic

Blue/White

Kansas City Chiefs

Fios1

This week Mike Mitchell is on the show to get his Tinder profile rated, discuss whether they would date fans, and why he doesn't like sharing a bed in a relationship. Things get real in this episode - you won't want to miss it.

Megan

Hey! Josephine...

The Primordial Tradition

MIATOR
atlantic

Le'Coe

Raycom/ESPN

NJN

Durham, NC

TORORL

St. Louis

Roz Drezfalez discusses the life and struggles of dating as a drag queen. Nicole expresses why dating a improv comic is a turn off for her, and shares her interest in having a sex-tape leaked on Pornhub.

ACC

Wilkins

Langan Kingsley joins Nicole to discuss masturbating in public, stalking exes on Instagram, and what Nicole really wants in a man.
Molly Tarlov joins Nicole to talk about their one night stands, Nicole's experiences on a Jewish dating app, and lying about your age online.

Athletic Director

Carey

Nicole's friend Ben Axelrad joins her to talk therapy, horrible dating stories, and why Nicole and Ben stopped dating after 3 dates.

HOU

—Richard Holton

Cam
CAA Conference Tournament Champions

Manu Ginóbili 27
LeBron James 10
LeBron James 6

SEALAL

Andrea

Sound of Today

Phillips

LAC

J.J. Sutton,Grants Pass High School

James

Rachel Bloom has an open discussion about finding therapy and using medication to treat mental health. She also discusses why improvisers should not role-play in the bedroom. As kids, Nicole and Rachel both had imaginary friends they would have sex with. Nicole's given up on dating and considers dating a ghost. She also describes her love for cocaine.

Temple

Raycom

2007–08 George Mason Patriots men's basketball team

United States

Oregon

TORPHI

Milice Civile

What if shit actually tasted great, and that's why people eat ass? Dan Black is on the show to ask the real questions. Nicole introduces Dan to butt-stuff, details her sexual encounter word doc she keeps, and talks about the effects of the 2004 Fappening.

Thomas
Victory Christian

CHI

MEMSEA

Pushing To Shove

Nicole met Skyler through Tinder, and they turned out to be eskimo sisters. Things got weird in their relationship real fast when Nicole began dating her ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend - without him knowing. Nicole questions Skyler on why she swiped right on her, why they continued dating despite Nicole's smoking, and asks if she would've still dated her if she hadn't known her work. Skyler gives Nicole the cold hard truth why they stopped dating.

Brant Stai,Sherwood High School

Earl

Baylor

Joel Kim Booster joins Nicole to discuss their favorite porn narratives, cock and ball torture, and Joel describes his experience dating multiple sets of gay twins. A guy who ghosted Nicole is starting his own dating podcast, and it's not sitting well for her.