List of The Daily Show episodes (2003)

The Devil's Budget Is Saved by Neighborliness

Operation: Bunya Rescue
John Stainton
Dangerous Africans

娜达丽亚

"Knock knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke."

S10

葛爾丹

Operation Steve
Green and loggerhead sea turtles lay their eggs on the land. The hatchlings face enormous obstacles to get to the ocean. Steve films the struggle and shows an annual scientific survey of the turtles off the east coast of Australia.

Shòu Tóutuó
齊元凱

U.S.A.? U.S.A.?

行痴

"Do you really exist or are you merely a figure in one of my dreams? Either way, this is The Colbert Report!"

Guest

"In the future you will be able to inject this program directly into your eyeballs; the future is now!"

Surfing Snakes

Guest Star: Martha Scott as Grandmother.

Stephen attacks bloggers for intercepting footage of him before he interviewed Bradley Whitford ; Stephen played the recording of the telephone call he got from the man he called his mentor, Wilford Brimley; Promo for Yet Another Day.

劉一舟
富春
元義方

Opposition Party

雷一啸

Pain

Steve's Last Adventure

"I'm rested, well-fed and looking for a fight. Are you listening, yet-to-be-named-chairman of the House's intelligence committee? This is the Colbert Report."

Ruì Dòng
Péngchūn
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Steve is the special guest of the Belize Zoo as they celebrate their 20th anniversary. He also travels up the Macal River to observe a controversial dam project and tangles with a highly poisonous fer-de-lance snake while searching for Morelet crocodiles.

Peter Noah & Bruce Rasmussen

The Investors

"I'm only going to say this once. "

Hang4-din1
Sūfēiyǎ

The Daily Show'' 2011 episodes

In response to a comment made by Orlando Sentinel columnist Commander Coconut, Stephen reveals that he can fold his right ear into his head. He also states, during his interview with Frank Vincent, that his "balls are waxed." Part 1 of "Better Know a Protectorate; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Donna Christian-Christensen of the U.S. Virgin Islands district at large.
"And now, the ten-time winner of the Stephen Colbert Award for Journalistic Excellence, this is The Colbert Ro... Oh shit!"
Colbert mentions the ongoing Danish cartoon controversy and declares that he is against such vile depictions, because he fears for his life. In retaliation, he shows his own cartoons - stick figure versions of popular Danish icons depicted in ways that Danes would find insulting. Colbert places the last telegram he ever received to acknowledge Western Union's cancellation of its long-running service.

The Daily Show'' 2014 episodes

Wéi Xiáobǎo
Wáng Jìnbǎo
净本

Free Is a Four Letter Word

華伯斯基

List of The Daily Show episodes

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Killing two birds

Nevada v. Cerrato

Mǎ Chāoxīng
Pàng Zūnzhě

Part nineteen of "Better Know a District": profiled Rep. Albert Wynn (D) of Maryland's 4th District. After updating the "Better Know a District" board, Colbert notes that it looks like he's broadcasting from space. After nobody laughs, he adds, "I could be alone in that feeling."
"I'm Stephen Colbert, and I approve this message. This is The Colbert Report!"
"This is The Colbert Report, or for our foreign viewers: THIS IS THE COLBERT REPORT!"

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2011.

Steve studies some of the more placid and harmless sharks living in the waters around Australia.

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This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2014.

The Hero Stays True to Her Convictions

吴大鹏

List of The Den characters

Mark Saha

List of The Crust episodes

Gān Huī

Bob Sweeney

List of The Crocodile Hunter episodes#Season 4

Guest Star: Sally Struthers as Katie O'Hara.

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Fēng Jìzhōng

List of The Daily Show guests (2014)

List of The CollegeHumor Show

The Colbert Report'' 2013 episodes

魔王と勇者、真っ当に仕事に励む

Shū Huàlóng

The Irwins explore national parks of Australia, travelling through Northern Territory and South Australia.
Wildest Baby Animal Videos

Scolded PBS for their "pro-bear agenda".

Āláikèxīusī Míhǎiluòwéizhī

Steve gives the viewers a look at freshwater crocodiles.

The Choice

方怡

None.
Dumb-ocracy
Stephen reviews the history of various Christmas traditions. Plus, new editions of "Un-American News" and "The In Box."

List of The Daily Show guests (2000)

Sūn Sīkè
鄭經

The Demon Headmaster Takes Over: Part 1

Gān Wénkūn

Edide, concerned that Mrs. Livingston is lonely, coaxes a classmate to come live with them, unbeknownst to his parents . Guest Star: Bill Dana as Policeman.
Tom is considering marrying his most recent girlfriend, Lynn , but Eddie does not care for her. After a day looking after an ailing Eddie, Lynn decides that she is not ready to be a mother.

Nevada v. Dennis

The Daily Show'' 2012 episodes

James Komack

鄭克塽

The Daily Show is an American late-night satirical television program that airs Monday through Thursday on Comedy Central in the United States. It originally premiered on July 21, 1996, and is currently the longest-running series original program on Comedy Central.The Daily Show was initially hosted by Craig Kilborn until December 17, 1998. Jon Stewart took over as host from January 11, 1999 until August 6, 2015.

郑经
Péng Cānjiàng

"Sharpen your carving knife and loosen your belt. You're coming over to my house for ThanksTruthing."

沐劍聲
Jìngqīng

Stephen replaces Scott McClellan with Terrell Owens's agent, to do a better job repelling questions at a White House press conference; Part four of "Better Know a District,; color:#ffffff; with Rep. John Mica of Florida's 7th congressional district; another "All You Need to Know"; and a visit from the spirit of Jon Stewart, who tells us that the studio of the Report was built on an Indian burial ground.

Satan continues to use his magic to clear the debris while keeping everyone in the mall out of harm's way. While outside the destroyed mall, Emi has a flashback showing her carefree days with her father on Ente Isla when she was younger until she was summoned by the Church to begin training with a magical sword to slay demons. Soon after, her father was killed by Satan's forces when their village was attacked, leaving her with resolve to kill him. Back in the present, Sadao learns and informs Emi that Chiho received magical feedback from the spell he cast on her father, Inspector Sasaki when he first arrived in Japan. Sadao further explains to her that the earthquake was a deliberate attack on their lives before they both leave. Afterwards Emi spends the night at her co-worker, Rika Suzuki's place where Rika explains to her how human nature can change in the face of adversity by referencing the Kobe earthquake she experienced as a child. The next day, Emi visits Sadao and falls down his apartment building's stairs. Sadao tries to treat Emi's injuries but his uncharacteristic kindness upsets her and she reveals her reason for wanting him dead. Sadao laments his inability to understand people's feelings and apologizes until they are interrupted by Shirō and Chiho. Chiho misunderstands Emi and Sadao being a couple and runs away with a broken heart. Just then, Sadao's landlady, Miki Shiba comes in, and advises they chase after Chiho while referencing her connection to the Sonar and Idea Link Spells. While tearfully making her way through the street, Chiho encounters a strange person who manifests black wings in front of the passersby. As Sadao, Emi and Shirō approach from afar, an explosion occurs and the winged person takes to the air. As Sadao and co. climb the rubble, Sadao acknowledges the person as his Demon General, Lucifer.

Tóng Túlài

"I got 99 problems, but the Truth ain't one."

李式開

The infamous anti-Rosa Parks speech; Introduces his black friend Alan; First mention of his undying hatred toward bears; Took calls from fake listeners for the first time; first appearance of Yet Another Day, the Colbert Report morning show.

The Hero Enters the Fray

建寧公主

After Tom receives a letter from Eddie's teacher that he isn't living up to his reading potential, Tom concludes that reading two books every Saturday to Eddie has taken away his initiative to read. So Eddie gets his first library card. His first book is Little Red Riding Hood. Later, he can't find the book and his neighbor friend tells him that he could go to jail for the infraction and should turn himself in to the police. Eddie, worried, does just that. The police officer brings Eddie back home and Tom chastises him for not taking care of the book and not discussing his problem with him, which Eddie had tried to do but Tom was in a rush. It ends up that Tom himself had stuck the book into his briefcase and all is forgiven.

贾金刀

Thy Neighbor Loves Thee

"Tip of the hat, wag of the finger": Mid-term Elections edition
"This is The Colbert Report."

Fāng Yí
Ā'ěrní
Zhā Yīhuáng
Wǔ Tōng
賈金刀
勒爾錦
Yǐn Xiāngzhǔ

"Tonight, the show is in...3D! Unless you are watching on a television. This is the Colbert Report!"
Tom DeLay's Farewell Speech

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Jay Simms

Nevada v. Rodgers

Sears offers 50% off mattresses for Martin Luther King Day, and Kmart offers free shipping. Gun control is explored, and Sherry Turkle talks about how technology is alienating.

Pauline Stone

None. "Stephen Jedi" video intro

雲素梅
桑结
阿莱克修斯‧米海洛维支

Another "Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger"; Stephen puts the Hollywood Foreign Press Association on notice; Stephen explains the gifts that will be going in the stockings on his mantle, with The Heroes receiving an IOU for one Xbox 360 they will share collectively and the Blame America First crowd receiving Stephen's latest fragrance, Scorn.

My Son, the Artist

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溫有方
郎坦

Tip of the Hat / Wag of the Finger: Tip - Nebraska state legislature for its dividing of school boards along race lines; Wag - Eel catfish for "giving the Darwin-huggers another bullet in their gun"; Tip - TomKat for their birth; Wag - TomKat for "trying to steal his thunder" about their birth. Stephen then consumes the remains of the egg "Stephen, Jr." hatched out of, in response to both this as well as Tom Cruise's joking declaration to eat the placenta of his newborn daughter.

南怀仁

A Night Out for the Boys

List of The Daily Show episodes (2012)

瘦尊者
瘦头陀
Wēn Yǒufāng
Nánhuáirén

Two's Company

"America, remember the most important gun safety tip: if you have a gun, you'll be safe. This is The Colbert Report!"

Guest Star: Yvonne Craig as Maryanne Atwater.

"Males aged 18–34 with disposable income, prepare to have your purchasing habits swayed."
Healthy Appetite

陆高轩

Colbert shows that Massachusetts is an anagram for The Ass Sac Smut. And has special guest Maz Jobrani who urges Arabians to refuse terrorist roles. Colbert provides the idea for Behavioral Profiling . A mini-Better Know a District is done with Mark Foley via textmessage. Colbert is outraged at Starbucks' price increase of a nickel and admits his addiction to Starbucks' five-shot Venti caramel mocha.

Dèng Bǐngchūn
马喇

Colbert retires the Texas' 22nd Congressional District from the "Better Know a District" board in honor of Rep. Tom DeLay's resignation. On "Stephen Colbert's Balls -- For Kidz", Plastic Surgery.
There is no Wørd for the second time in five episodes . Stephen laments the cease-fire between Israel and Lebanon, because "we are no longer on the road to World War III." Jon Stewart is added to the new "called out" board until Stewart's "on notice" card is ready - Stewart then shows up in the studio and he and Stephen discuss Jon's "feud; color:#ffffff; with Geraldo Rivera. After Jon apologizes to Geraldo, he is taken off the "called out" board. Stephen's Sound Advice: Protecting Your Online Identity. Tips: type with your non-dominant hand, pick a password you can't even remember, get hundreds of credit cards, defrag your hard drive, perform fake web searches to "throw people off", and wash your computer once a month to protect it from viruses.

Tú'ěrbùqīng

United States

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Shī Lǎolìu
Hóng Āntōng
Sòng Sān
Zhèng Kèshuǎng
Zaa1 Gai3-zo3

The Daily Show'' 1997 episodes

Irv Pearlberg

"Is this The Colbert Report? The answer may surprise you. This is The Colbert Report!"

Getting Back on the Horse

Crocs Down Under

洪安通
索尼

This is a list of episodes for The Colbert Report in 2011.

To Catch a Thief

Maō to Yūsha, Mattō ni Shigoto ni Hagemu

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... but just for the next half-hour."

萨布素

Crocs in the City

Tip of the Hat / Wag of the Finger: Wag - Huntsville, Alabama, school district for suspending students who paid a homeless man to walk the halls of their school without pants; Wag - U.S. Mint for announcing that it costs more to make pennies and nickels than they're worth ; Wag and Tip - Jesus for not putting enough detail in his latest "appearance" in a rock in Mexico, but at the same time testing Colbert's faith.
"Strike up the klezmer and start acting like a man. You're about to have a Truth Mitzvah."

Guest Star: Will Geer as Harry I. Madison.

"Children, get nestled all snug in your beds, while visions of Truth dance in your heads."

The Comeback is an American television comedy-drama series produced by HBO that stars actress Lisa Kudrow as sitcom actress Valerie Cherish in modern-day Los Angeles. It was created by Kudrow and Michael Patrick King, a former executive producer of Sex and the City. Kudrow and King are also screenwriters and executive producers of the series, with King also serving as the director of some episodes.

Todd Levi

None

勇者、心の温かさに触れる

"Just a reminder, the Colbert Report original cast recording is available on sale in the lobby. This is The Colbert Report!"

Lǐ Léi

Steve's greatest crocodile captures are shown in this episode. Steve and Terri also review the proper methods to use in such captures.

Hóng Cháo
楊光先
亚尔青斯基

Island of Time

List of The Daily Show episodes (1998)

Fúchūn

List of The Danny Thomas Show episodes

"It's 6-6-6, and this show contains many Satanic backmasked messages. tropeR trebloC ehT si sihT."

Hidden River

察爾珠
Yú Bā
陈圆圆

They're Either Too Young or Too Old

Reptiles still living in the sea include saltwater crocodiles and lizards that can dive deep.

Pàng Tóutuó

Grant Dowling

Randall Hood
Ken Pettus

Travelling the Dingo Fence

The Daily Show'' 2009 episodes

Guest Stars: Willie Aames as Harold O'Brien, Hal Baylor as Mr. O'Brien, James Cole as Max Kelly, Joey Douglas as Jay, Ed Parker as Himself, Bill M. Ryusaki as Bill – Karate Instructor , Mitchell Sakamoto as Frank Komosori.

"It's time to jump down, turn around and pick a bale of Truth."

云鹤道人

Las Vegas v. Johnson

钟志灵

Guest Stars: Vic Tayback as Bernie, Brett Swanson as Herman, R.J. O'Hara as Herman's Father.
Guest Stars: Jodie Foster as Joey Kelly, David Ketchum as Joe Kelly .

Dáhé'ěr

The Magic Mrs. Rickles

Stephen ends his well-announced Green Screen Challenge- one of the finalists, George L., comes on, but loses to the other finalist by a score of 40.0-39.9; new episode of Tek Jansen. Ahmed Best reprises his role of Jar Jar Binks in George L.'s entry. This is the first episode of The Colbert Report to not have a proper interview.

Wáng Tán
吴正治

Steve and Terri venture across the United States of America, seeking out deadly scorpions, poisonous snakes and toxic spiders.

Everybody Needs a Brother

Chángpíng Gōngzhǔ

A man returns to prove he is innocent of murdering his wife seventeen years after he skipped his trial.

the article if full of spelling and grammatical errors and full of extraneous and unnecessary information

雲雁道人

"I hope you brought a well-sharpened number Truth pencil."

Up Over Down Under

Wū Gōnggōng

AE1C26

馬佑

"Still waiting for my invitation, Nicole and Keith. This is The Colbert Report."

Captured on Camera

"I just saw my shadow — that means six more weeks of Truth!"

张淡月
風際中
Píngwēi
索额图
庄三少奶

The one-year anniversary of the Colbert Report. A new descending video screen is installed, the "Judge Tubbs" clip from BKAD is replayed, and Colbert retires the portrait that hung over the studio "fireplace" and places it for auction on eBay. The portrait is replaced by one of him standing next to the old portrait.

Mǎ Xìn

Steve continues his examination of non-indigenous animal species that threaten to crowd out native Australian animals.

茅十八

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show in 2015. This is the final year of The Daily Show to be hosted by Jon Stewart, whose final episode was on August 6, 2015. This is also the first year of The Daily Show to be hosted by Trevor Noah, whose first episode was on September 28, 2015.On February 10, 2015, Stewart announced that he would resign at a later time in the year.

In the wake of Satan and Alciel's departure from Ente Isla, Emilia and her comrades give chase. Back in present-day Japan, Sadao tries to reason with Emilia; now under the identity Emi Yusa, although she ignores and tries to attack him. Afterwards, they are both arrested and brought to a police station for questioning where the officer in charge mistakes them for having a couple's quarrel, much to Emi's protest. On their way home, Emi threatens Sadao although he just shrugs. The following day while feeling angry that she isn't living a better lifestyle than Sadao, Emi pays them a visit. Shirō, in shock, locks her out but lets her in after Sadao casually explains her circumstances. After commenting on Sadao's lifestyle, she explains that she along with Archbishop Olba Meiyā were going to follow them through the portal before it disappeared but she ended up being the only one transported. Over the next few days, Emi begins stalking Sadao and Shirō around town and learns that they are living good humble lives. This prompts her to ask him after work if he had considered staying in the human world, to which he boldly states that he will return to conquer Ente Isla. Just then, they both come under a magical attack from a sniper and hurriedly escape. Sadao realizes they may have a common enemy and blames Emi before leaving for the night. Emi however shows up again at his apartment much to his suspicion and awkwardly asks if she could stay the night since she lives a distance away and lost her wallet while they were escaping. Sadao casually gives her sanctuary again to Shirō's shock while Emi tearfully ponders to herself how she got herself into that situation. That night, Sadao receives a mysterious text from Chiho warning that more earthquakes are on the way while asking for his advice.

Pete and Nick defend a state senator who is accused of murdering his mistress.

Merrier

Shén Lóng Jiào
查繼佐

Introduced a new service:

Guóxìngyé

Mrs. Livingston, I Presume

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2004.

宋三

Steve Irwin works with the Mexican government to solve croc problems in the resort towns of Tampico and Cancún.

Shèngluótuó
Wèi Zhōuzuò
雲鶴道人

Run for Your Life

Shameless

List of The Daily Show episodes (2000)

"A wop bop a loo bop a wop bam Truth."
"Demon of facts, begone!"

刘一舟

Colbert places a Highlights for Children magazine on his bookshelf in honor of the printing of its one billionth copy.

List of The Darkness songs

"On my show, it's always Shark Week. Enemies of America, you are the chum. This is The Colbert Report."

Stan Cutler

Words
First appearance of "Movies That Are Destroying America" Holiday Christmas Edition. Reviews included The Family Stone, Brokeback Mountain, and The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Cài Dézhōng

"And they say the Truth still roams these very woods."

阿济赤
Guī Xīnshù

Wild in the USA

柳燕
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Birdie

Mort Zuckerman calls the hotline. Colbert at first cannot remember the word, and goes through it trying to remember.
Tip of the Hat: Chevrolet's new Silverado ad, George Clooney
Wag of the finger: Bill Cosby and his slave museum, Food Labels
Colbert admits there is an Adults-only secret level in his fictional World of Colbertcraft, a play on Grand Theft Auto's Hot Coffee mod.

of Angriness

June 2011

Specials

阿尔尼
Féng Pǔ

Putin 08

黄宗羲

Mrs. Livingston is upset she flunked her English final exam, believing that she "brought disgrace on the family". After Eddie's friend suggests Mrs. Livingston may commit hara-kiri, he shadows her around the house while a foreboding thunderstorm roars outside. Mrs. Livingston calms Eddie by telling him the Japanese haven't done that for years and that woman never did. She ends up taking a makeup test and passes to everybody's relief. According to the director, Ralph Senensky, "Mrs. Livingstone’s flunking her exam was a Hitchcock MacGuffin to get us into the main story — of what occurs when a seven year old boy’s imagination encounters a frightening circumstance." Guest Star: Bruce Kirby as Harry.

Steve undergoes knee surgery.

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Huáng Zōngxī

S11

馮溥

This is a list of episodes for the television program The Danny Thomas Show, which was titled Make Room for Daddy for the first three seasons.

Return to the Wild

List of The Commander episodes

The Daily Show'' 2013 episodes

毛东珠

In the Eye of the Beholder

吳正治

Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions miss their swearing into office, but swear in through television, and a difference-maker is interviewed regarding aliens coming to Earth.

"Lad Liberty" appears in introduction sequence.

The Littlest Kidnapper

Xuánzhēn Dàorén
敖彪

The Ten Deadliest Snakes in the World

李岩

After Tom starts dating his first grade teacher, Eddie is teased by his classmates. Guest Stars: James Cole as Max Kelly, Ann Prentiss as Kerry Allen, Mitchell Sakamoto as Frank Komosori, Richard S. Steele as Dick .

Superman
T.O.

Júfāng
董金魁

Colbert awards Rep. John Boehner (R) Stephen's Balls for running a lobbyist reform campaign to become House Majority Leader, despite the fact that his publicly known address is rented from a Washington lobbyist; Stephen notably breaks character by laughing while crossing names of celebrities being married , but eventually recovers; Stephen ends the show with a clip of a love ballad by his former band, "Stephen and the Colberts", entitled "Charlene " full of not-so-subtle messages implying he's stalking her.

双儿
施老六

魔王、学校の階段を昇る

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2006.

Nick defends a mother who killed a jogger while driving.

Al Franken gloats about the Democrats' Congressional victory; Franken claims credit for saving Rush Limbaugh's life for calling him a big fat idiot. Better Know a Founder with Thomas Jefferson - three look-alikes, after being judged on their fashion sense by Tim Gunn, compete in America's Top Jefferson. Stephen fights paleontologist Mike Novacek over the existence of dinosaurs.
Colbert updates journalist Jill Carroll on what's happened in the world while she was held captive. Women's History Month is celebrated by honoring Soledad O'Brien. Tip of the Hat / Wag of the Finger: wag for giving the Templeton Prize to a scientist, tip to Canada, wag to Victor Willis. Colbert encourages viewers to download episodes of the show from the iTunes Music Store.
"I'm packing America's lunch box with a truth roll-up. This is The Colbert Report"

Steve gives the viewers a look at the seven cameramen who have captured his encounters with wildlife over the years.
In this epic two-hour special, Steve revisits some of the notorious and legendary battlegrounds of the Pacific conflict between the US and Allied forces and Japan during World War II.

Guest Star: Gabie Grammer as Elsie.

澄光

Guest Star: Madlyn Rhue as Dolores Carew .

Remote Control

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Colbert launches "Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles" to oversee prom week activities; first installment of "The Difference Makers."
*tosses coin* "America has won the coin-toss and has elected to receive...the truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

List of The Crocodile Hunter episodes#Season 3

"No animals were harmed in the filming of this episode. We tried, but that damn monkey was just too fast. This is the Colbert Report!"
"It's the last show of March. I came in like a lion and I'm going out like a lamb-fed lion."
"Mr. Stephen Colbert requests the pleasure of your company on the occasion of his latest television program."

Wú Zhīróng

Promotion

Backsies
Banned "my black friend Alan", sending him to "Alan Town", "where all my banned Alans go, including Alan Colmes, Alan Alda, Alan Franken, Alan Gore, and Alan, Woody", and downgraded Alan to "my black acquaintance Alan." Received a "personal bear deterrent" from Michael Chertoff. Stephen's Sound Advice: surviving high gas prices. Premieres a "special bonus to Better Know a District": "Betterer Know a District." The premiere: Rep. Phil Gingrey recalling lines from Gone with the Wind; Colbert replies to the clip, "As God as my witness, we will never show that clip again."

Mǎ Qí
歸辛樹

"Joe Lieberman announced he won't run for reelection. In a related story, Steven Seagal removed himself from Oscar contention."

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A distraught Colbert opens the show by noting that nothing important happened except a strong rain and Britney Spears's breakup with Kevin Federline. In order to alleviate his anger, he strikes a blue donkey pinata with a bat. Stephen is completely silent during the Wørd, during which the bullet points describe his thoughts on the results of the Midterm Elections. Newly elected John Hall, who was profiled in a Better Know a District segment, returns and sings the National Anthem. A new Tek Jansen theme song is unveiled and the episode closes with a montage of the now-dead Republican majority.

The Blarney Stone

李式开
Lú Yīfēng
馬喇

The Hero Experiences Human Warmth

A man who used to play football gets in trouble for assault. Meanwhile, Pete is not happy that his father decides to come visit.

Cat

尹香主
Mǎ Yòu
齐洛诺夫

List of The Defenders episodes

List of The Colbert Report episodes (2013)

Morelli v. Kaczmarek

"I still can't get enough of this - This is The Colbert Report!"

韋雙雙
Wu4 Jat6-zi1

List of The Colbert Report episodes (2010)

Money Is a Five Letter Word

"It's the season of giving. Only 7 more days for giving people hell for saying Happy Holidays! This is the Colbert Report!"

This is a list of episodes of the British television series, The Demon Headmaster, a BBC written by Helen Cresswell that ran for 3 series from 2 January 1996 – 22 January 1998. The programme revolves around The Demon Headmaster trying to control people and trying to take over the world.

Colbert listens to the State of the Union address while doing the show; first appearance of "The Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard." Colbert introduces his version of "what you need to know" news and mispronounces Senator Ted Stevens as Ted Williams, then laughs and says wish I could see it.

U.S.

Lín Yǒngchāo
殷锦
黄甫
Mù Jiànpíng
Zhāng Lǎosān

List of The Daily Show episodes (2011)

The Devil Is a Part-Timer! is 2013 fantasy, comedy Japanese anime series based on the light novels written by Satoshi Wagahara. In another dimension, the Dark Lord Satan and his forces of evil are defeated by the Hero Emilia Justina. Satan and his Demon general Alciel are forced to flee through a portal which drops them off in modern day Japan. With their magic slowly depleting in an unfamiliar world, they are forced to assume the lives of normal human beings in order to survive.

Wú Báoyǔ

"Hey Moondoggie, wax your board and catch a wave. The Truth's up."

Mǎ Bórén

Wildest Home Videos

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Áo Biāo

Russ Lieber accuses Colbert of never having been in the Marine Corps; first advertisement for the Colbert Cruise.
List of The Colbert Report episodes

Nick defends a dancer at a strip club.

"America, the culture war is like a bar fight, and I'm your broken pool cue. This is The Colbert Report."
In "The WØRD", Colbert defines "Wikiality" as "truth by consensus" , modeled after the approval-by-consensus format of Wikipedia. He praises Wikipedia for following his philosophy of "truthiness", that intuition and consensus is a better reflection of reality than fact. As he states, "if enough people believe something", it must be true. He also calls on people to edit Wikipedia so it says certain things, for instance, that the elephant population had tripled in six months. As a result, many of the topics Colbert mentioned, as well as numerous Colbert-related topics, were temporarily protected.

The Secret Box

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2013. Every episode from June 10 until August 15 was guest hosted by John Oliver, as Stewart had left temporarily to direct Rosewater.

朋春

Steve travels to Indonesia to encounter wildlife, then hits the beach to do some surfing.

The Demon Headmaster Takes Over: Part 2
Gillian Cross , Helen Cresswell

陶红英

This is a list of episodes for The Colbert Report in 2013.

Zhào Liángdòng

The Daily Show'' 2015 episodes

澄观
Cuī Xiāzǐ

Hal Cooper

Yūsha, Shuraba ni Totsunyū Suru

吴立身

First appearance of "Stephen's Sound Advice." Stephen gives advice to Iraqis on how to fight a civil war.
"Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the Truth; if that's true, then I'm a freaking lunatic."

Coverage of Denial

Steve's family and friends remember him, in this tribute special that premiered immediately after "Ocean's Deadliest". Also features archive footage from the show.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, come one, come all, step right up and marvel at the exotic and the mysterious freak show. It walks, it talks, it crawls on its belly like a reptile. No photographs, no paper maché; it is... the Truth."

Guest Star:

Steve attempts to find members of the four remaining lemur species on the island of Madagascar. He travels through the countryside on bicycle and talks with the town inhabitants.

葛尔丹

Stephen shows the liquids that he always takes on airplanes, and suggests ways to cope with the new airline security regulations. Better Know A District: California's 6th District and an interview with Rep. Lynn Woolsey. Colbert wrist wrestles Woolsey. In describing the 6th district, Colbert mentions that it contains Skywalker Ranch. In honor of George Lucas, Colbert films green screen footage of himself with a lightsaber that is later remixed by fans as part of his "Green Screen Challenge".

Steve looks at the crocodiles, sharks and sea snakes in the Kimberley region coastal area of Western Australia.

The Devil and the Hero Do Some Honest Hard Work

司徒鹤
趙良棟

Peter Noah

周全斌
多隆
達爾禮
Bǎndèng

Peggy Chantler Dick

List of The Crocodile Hunter episodes#Season 2

"Light the lamp and put the biscuit in the basket, this is SportsCenter... Nope, this is The Colbert Report!"
Solidarity

郎武師

Threat Down: Al Gore, Toby Keith, Anti-Drug Ads, Irony, Food

Guest Star: Sammy Davis, Jr. as Rodney River Jr.

"This is the church, this is the steeple, open the doors, ATTACKED BY AN EAGLE! AW! This is The Colbert Report!"

Reptiles of the Deep: Sea Snakes

Guest Stars: Willie Aames as Harold O'Brien, Barbara Cason as Irma Handily, Michael Link as Bruce, Michael Morgan as Steve.
A Little Help from My Friend

The Colbert Report'' 2010 episodes

"You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps me fire you. This is The Colbert Report."

List of The Daily Show episodes (2002)

陸高軒

Who Pulled the Blues Right Out of the Horn

Island of Snakes

The following morning the national news broadcasts a report mentioning the attack that Emi and Sadao were involved in while Chiho excitedly prepares for her date with Sadao. Meanwhile Emi receives an anonymous call at work from the same enemy who shot at them, who explains that killing both her and Satan would be in Ente Isla's best interests. Later, the police track down Sadao from his bicycle left at the scene and Emi is forced to vouch for his identity while afterwards warning him about their common enemy. Later, Sadao meets Chiho for their date which, unbeknownst to them are followed by a cautious Shirō and a suspicious Emi, the latter of whom drags Shirō into the cafe to eavesdrop on Sadao. During the date, Chiho explains to Sadao that she had been hearing a strange language recently . She further explains that the speakers were trying to contact someone and made references to a large earthquake soon to occur. Sadao realizes that the phenomena was a magical communication system called "Idea Link" and that the earthquakes were most likely caused by a Sonar Spell trying to detect him and Emi. At this time a shocked Sadao notices Emi walk into the cafe and before Chiho can to confess to him, she is interrupted by Emi. Chiho misunderstands Emi's reasoning for her interruption and they get into a loud argument, just as a large earthquake suddenly strikes. When Chiho briefly awakens, surrounded by devastation, she reconciles with Emi who again warns her about Sadao before knocking her out with a Sleep Spell. Emi then calls out to Satan who appears from some debris in his demonic form. Emi ponders killing him right there with her remaining magic but Satan shocks her by stating he will get them out of the collapsed mall, leaving Emi to wonder why he would help them.

The Daily Show'' 2003 episodes

Steve ventures to the remote part of the Indonesian islands to observe the largest lizard in the world, the Komodo dragon. Animals are Komodo dragon, gecko, golden tree snake, monkey, water buffalo, Russell's viper, and orange-footed scrubfowl.

List of The Daily Show guests (2001)

Colbert announces that the San Francisco Zoo is planning on naming a newborn bald eagle Stephen Jr. in his honor; Russ Lieber debates Colbert on the issue of school vouchers, and ends up confessing his love for "quadrapalegic gay men in wheel chairs, holding babies."

Steve looks back on his most dangerous encounters, including those with Komodo dragons, various crocodiles and venomous snakes.

Clarity

List of The Colbert Report writers

雙兒

Mother of the Year

S12

范钢

Superegomaniac

胖头陀

"America, I'm about to raise your minimum rage. This is The Colbert Report!"

The Crocodile Hunter Goes West

Public-See

"Dick Cheney may need a new heart. I say we waterboard the Wizard of Oz."

Xíng Sì

The Daily Show'' 2001 episodes

Monkey Butter
Stephen reiterates that Vladimir Putin should run for President in 2008 and checks his recordings on his TiVo DVR . After the Word, there is a "Threat Down!" on toys. They are the 100 hoops basketball toy, the Barbie: My Scene head model, Target (store), Toys for Tots, and the Nintendo Wii
Moral Minority

黃甫

List of The Daily Show guests (2004)

张康年
雷一嘯

The Colbert Report'' 2005–06 episodes

Pilot

Duōlóng
鄧炳春
Xíngchī
Lè'ěrjǐn

The Colbert Report'' 2011 episodes

Stephen is brought to tears by the resignation of Randy "Duke" Cunningham. California's 50th congressional district is now "dead to him" and "Better Know a District" is now a 434 part series. Report is led in by the collapse of the Canadian Liberal government via a non-confidence vote. Also, he had a photo montage of Duke Cunningham's Things played at the end. First installment of "Was It Really That Bad?" on The Plague.

晦聰

Secretary-General Bolton
"When the world tries to shake us up, I'm America's bubble wrap."
Morley Safer replaces Stephen in a parody of the opening of 60 Minutes to announce this episode's main event: the guitar-solo challenge between Stephen and The Decemberists' guitarist Chris Funk.
Colbert "Calls it!" after hearing that elephant vasectomies are being performed in Africa, referring to his [[#ep128

The Important Word Is 'And'

The 22nd edition of "Better Know a District", Nebraska's 2nd Congressional District, interviewing Rep. Lee Terry, .
List of The Colbert Report episodes (2005–06)
Stephen introduces a new segment called "Who's riding my coattails now?" because he feels ripped off by being included in Jeopardy! and because indie rock band The Decemberists announced a "green screen challenge" like he did months before. Angry about this he asks the viewers to compete in the challenge and edit his lightsaber-challenge into The Decemberists' video. After the Word and the break there is the second part of his new three-part series "The Alabama Miracle", this time featuring the opening of the "Stephen Colbert museum and gift shop".

佟国纲
Wai4 Soeng1-soeng1

"How many pundits does it take to cover the news? Three: Me, Myself and I!"

The Promise

"Now zip it and cop a squat, little mister, or you are grounded for a week. This is The Colbert Report!"

淨源
Nàdálìyǎ

Steve and Terri study the Galapagos on their 168-year-old tortoise's birthday.

Richard M. Powell

One of the successes of children's television strand The Den was its ability to continually produce an array of successful characters, many of whom then went on to achieve fame in other fields, both nationally and internationally.

List of The District episodes#Season Four

白寒楓

Rika, Emi and Suzuno make their way over to Hatagaya to discover the Tanabata Festival in full gear. Rika, still fully enthusiastic over her perceived Lover's Quarrel between Emi and Suzuno, suggests that she first learn all of the details of the "conflict" by stopping for a bit inside the newly opened Sentucky Fried Chicken. Here, as Emi frantically tries to reject Rika's notion of her and Sadao being a couple, she starts verbally insulting Sadao, but is stopped by an irritated Shirō who had been nearby doing reconnaissance on Sentucky for Sadao. After brief introductions, and a bit of chatting, Ashiya is able to clear up Rika's misunderstanding between Emi and Sadao, by using a metaphor to describe the history between them. Meanwhile, as MgRonald's business begins losing to Sentucky for the festival, Sadao struggles to decide what to do, but eventually decides to have his employees keep themselves busy until an opportune moment for business shows itself. Later, Shirō, Emi, Suzuno and Rika visit MgRonald, with Rika, having a less than favorable first impression of Sadao much to his irritation. Afterwards, Sadao tries and fails in various schemes to market MgRonald to the festival's patrons, but then comes up with an ingenious idea of having the franchise be part of the festival itself. Sadao then calls up a friend to deliver some bamboo plants for display in front of the franchise and has his staff decorate it. Finally revealing that they will allow the festival's patrons to hang wishes on the plants and offer a free drink to whoever does so, a plan which successfully gets MgRonald flooded with customers. While this is happening, Suzuno notices a strange purple aura hanging over the crowd in front of MgRonald, adding to her suspicion of Sadao.

Sou1 Gong1

How Do You Know If It's Really Love?

List of The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya episodes

沐剑声

Eureka

行癫
Hong1-hei1 Wong4-dai3

"All You Need to Know" returns after a long hiatus.
Metaphorically

Crocodile Coast

Chéngguāng
Huáng Fǔ

Disintegration

Maō, Gakkō no Kaidan o Noboru

List of The Daily Show guests (2007)

Nick defends a rapper. Pete bargains with the FBI for an internet hacker.

何佑
Lei5 Sai1-waa4

"I'm fully dilated and effaced and I'm squeezing out a bouncing bundle of Truth."

无根道人

Bruce Rasmussen

Qíluònuòfū

List of The Daily Show episodes (2007)

Threat-down: Senator Arlen Specter for suggesting taxing oil company profits, Illinois for attempting to force impeachment of President Bush, LL Cool J for thwarting "irresponsible spending by rappers that fuels the economy", Federal Express for funding a grizzly bear exhibit in the Memphis Zoo, Tom Hanks for his starring role in The DaVinci Code.
Joe Lieberman did not "show up" for his interview, so Stephen takes calls from viewers instead. One caller complained about the "Wikiality" episode, stating he could not edit elephant because it was protected.

Chén Yuányuán

Side Effects

Mǐsīhàn

Expressed worry about the date, and put holy water, a crucifix, and a copy of the Bible on his shelf. Once the date was nearly over, he replaced them with a stolen shrunken head and an iPod that "plays only a video of the owner's death" and The Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps." He then attempted to flip the page on a calendar and received a paper cut.

This is a list of episodes for the US television program The Courtship of Eddie's Father.

Lángtǎn

Africa's Deadliest Snakes

The Hero Stays at the Devil's Castle for Work Reasons

澄心

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show in 1997. It covers shows hosted by Craig Kilborn.

Nevada v. Wayne

Wáng Xī
Baan2 Dang3
李蔚

List of The Demonata characters

Both Tom and Eddie are nervous about Eddie's first day at school. First Eddie runs away from school and then gets into a fight when a child laughs at him for not having a mother. Pretending to accede to Eddie's refusal to go back, Tom tutors Eddie at home in a most tedious manner. Once Eddie realizes that he will lose Mrs. Livingston since Tom, now a "full time tutor", can no longer make money, he enthusiastically returns to school. Guest Stars: Ron Ely as Ronald, Ann Marie as the camel riding model, Sally Ann Richards as Estelle Sherman, truant officer.

Yūsha, Kokoro no Atatakasa ni Fureru

Whatever

Zhèng Jīng

A brand new "All You Need To Know; color:#ffffff; with Dick Cheney, Gen. Michael V. Hayden, immigration, hurricanes. "The Craziest F#?ing Thing I've Ever Heard" - A man pulling a truck with his ear "as a solution to high gas prices."

Yáo Chūn

List of The Demon Headmaster Episodes

Wild Surf of Indonesia

吴宝宇

Steve and Terri trace the history of Australia's dinosaurs.

Wai4 Tung4-ceoi4

List of The Cut characters

A Loaf of Bread, a Bar of Soap and a Jar of Peanut Butter

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2009.

List of The Daily Show guests (1996)

Part eight of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Major Owens of New York's 11th District.
Complained about being passed over by the Peabody Award Committee. Part eighteen of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Darlene Hooley of Oregon's 5th District.

The firm represents a partier who is accused of murdering a woman while under the influence of alcohol.

吕留良

Gooooaaaaal!

Soeng1-ji4
Lǐ Shìkāi

The Daily Show'' 2007 episodes

Stephen is proud to announce that Stephen Jr., an eagle named by the San Diego Zoo, has started on a course back to America after flying to Canada, with extra incentive of Eagle Porn. Colbert then blames the Republican defeat on Gail Parker's annoying jingle, and introduces "Stephen Colbert's Kid Activity Corner" and shows how to make a Nancy Pelosi Hand Turkey.

勝羅陀
Lù Gāoxuān

"Get ready for authenticity, veracity, and verity. Someone's been reading a thesaurus."

Máo Dōngzhū
柳大洪
关安基

Stephen paraphrases Country Music Award Nominees and places a chocolate portrait of Viggo Mortensen on his bookshelf to commemorate the 15th anniversary of the Internet.

郎武师

List of The Daily Show recurring elements

韋銅錘

Sleeping with Crocodiles

甘文焜
慕天颜
Mù Jiànshēng
Jǐunàn
Bālǎngxīng
曾柔

Stephen proclaims America's latest victories in the British Open, the Tour de France, and Miss Universe. Threat Down: Camp Quest; Other People's Religion In Schools; LaPorte, Indiana; M. Night Shyamalan; Kix.

黄机
图尔布青

Not

Steve and Terri journey to the Red Desert at the heart of Australia. They examine venomous snakes, lizards and endangered mammals as they make their way to the world famous Uluru, also known as Ayers Rock.

Stephen starts the episode with reiterating his support for Putin '08. He then urges Senator John McCain to choose life and warns him about the alternative - President Hillary Clinton. Stephen then talks about President Bush bringing in his father's think-tank in to alleviating the situation in Iraq. This leads to the Word: Back off, Old Man! Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger .

Steve and Terri show off their favorite crocodiles at Australia Zoo. The action includes shots of the biggest crocodiles eating pigs whole. High-speed film techniques highlight the power of the mighty creatures.

Guest Star: Lori Saunders as Cynthia Kurland.

"Lincolnish" replaces "Megamerican" in the title sequence. Proposed a boycott of the dime, claiming that FDR was a "tax-loving mental cripple." Two changes to the On Notice Board, Journal of Paleolimnology replaces Fabergé eggs, and Todd Rundgren replaces business casual. "Was It Really That Bad?" discusses 1906 earthquake in San Francisco. In another installment of "The Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard", Colbert reports on scientists who created eyeglasses for a housefly. The second Colbert Report episode without a Special Report where "The Wørd; color:#ffffff; wasn't aired.

Matt Payne

澄識

"Was It Really That Bad?" on the days before the rise of labor unions. Stephen shows a clip from his new documentary, "Hiphopketball 2: The Rejazzebration '06 Remix" featuring an appearance by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Lei5 Ngaam4

Maō to Yūsha, Sasazuka o Sukuu

Steve Irwin

"Starbucks introduced the new 31 ounce 'trenta', which I believe is Italian for 'kidney failure'."

The Draft

At the Church's Headquarters on Ente Isla a report is made by a girl stating that the Archbishop Olba's previous report that he killed the Dark Lord, Emilia, Emeralda and Albertio was false and they discuss the consequences of letting the truth leak to the rest of the church that they remain alive. Meanwhile, back in Japan, Lucifer, now wanted by the police in connection with the recent muggings, moves in with Sadao and Shirō under the name Hanzō Urushihara, while becoming proficient using the internet. Through the internet, Hanzō learns of a rumor that paranormal activity in the form of portal activations to Ente Isla occur in an abandoned classroom at a local high school which turns out to be Chiho's school. Sadao and Shirō decide to investigate in the hopes of harvesting magic power from the portal. That night, along with Chiho, the group goes into the school but are followed by Emi who claims she has to keep an eye on Sadao, despite she being able to return to Ente Isla at any time, although Sadao and co. try and fail to abandon Emi which results her accidentally destroying a science model. Eventually the group reaches the abandoned classroom, it turns out that had been the base of operations for both Hanzō and Olba prior to their respective betrayals and alliance. Hanzō then asks that Sadao to retrieve his PSVita game console while he is there, which he had left by accident. This angers the group although Hanzō claims that he merely neglected to tell them that he had lived there. Later, while the group is outside, the same girl who made the report to the Church of Ente Isla is seen through the classroom window, indicating she had opened a portal. Later, a new tenant moves into Sadao's apartment building and Sadao catches her as she falls down the stairs and passes out.

阿萊克修斯‧米海洛維支
樊鋼

Stephen opens with a "Shout Out!" to Michael Rehm , a cook at the Amundsen-Scott Station in Antarctica and Colbert fan. The red balloons are finally dropped in an attempt to hide news of the Republican loss from Michael, and this is followed by the "South Pole Minute". During the Wørd, Stephen pushes for U.S. President Putin in 2008. A video segment about the "only" black Republican, "P.K. Winsome: A Journey Home", in which P.K. visits Harlem to rally the GOP base there. Finally, Stephen interviews inventor Dean Kamen while seated in an iBot, a sophisticated wheelchair of Kamen's design.

List of The Dark Tower's characters

魔王、近所付き合いで家計を助けられる

Yúnhè Dàorén

Series finale. This episode takes a look at the accomplishments of Steve and Terri Irwin. The infamous "Baby Bob incident" is explored in detail as Steve and Terri explain the events of that day.

Stephen is featured in GQ, then talks about the Pope's visit to Turkey. His staff discovered Colbert County, Alabama and Stephen sent his building manager Tad to go there and open a museum in his honor in a new three-part-series "The Alabama Miracle".
Stephen suggests the new name for the Saginaw Spirit hockey team's mascot - the "Colbeagle". Stephen also proposed the naming of a Hungarian bridge after him. He encouraged members of the Colbert Nation to visit http://www.m0hid.gov.hu and then click on the Hungarian word on the left "Szavazok." In the "All You Need to Know" segment, he looked into the Mexican election counting crisis, and "all you need to know" is that the President will be George W. Bush. He called the interview with David Gergen, a moderate Republican, an interview with the Chupacabra.

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show in 1998. It covers shows hosted by Craig Kilborn.

李西华

"The world is a dirty place, and I'm America's lemon-scented wet nap."

Steve's Story

List of The District episodes#Season Three

Christine Moore

行癲

Bully for You

Lau5 Daai6-hung4

Attempted to make contact with the spirit of John Lennon through electronic voice phenomena.

Lín Xīngzhū

List of The Debaters Episodes

This episode is an hour-long joint live broadcast with The Daily Show. Colbert has two cakes ready, one for a Republican victory, with a picture of all states in red, and one for a Democratic victory, with a picture of a terrorist. Colbert notes that all incumbents profiled in the Better Know a District segments were reelected. Rep. Robert Wexler and Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton return as special guests to talk about the Democratic takeover of the House. During this interview, Wexler is very cautious to what he says after Colbert asks him if he would "reach across the aisle" and calls Norton a Republican. Colbert unwillingly declares victory for the Democrats; he then says that he quits the show and storms out the studio, but his limo driver, Uncle Sam, coaxes him to return.

Jeff Melman

The Prime Minister's Brain: Part 1

"Apply directly to the forehead, Apply directly to the forehead, Apply directly to the forehead. This is The Colbert Report."

李力世
蘭香

Whale Sharks of the Wild West

郑成功

List of The Daily Show guests (2003)

Hàntiēmó

Guest Stars: Guest Stars: Pat Delaney as Harriet, Rosemary Edelman as Carol Fleischman, Lew Horn as Bob Fleischman, Ed Hall as Ted Wilson.
Guest Stars: Carmelita Mann as Mrs. Cherry, Trisha Noble as Dr. Liz Park.

Niels Mueller

勇者、修羅場を経験する

Lánxiāng

"America, I'm auctioning off this part of the show. Your ad could be here. This is The Colbert Report."

陳圓圓

The Orient
Play Ball!

洪朝

Instead of having a Threatdown, Stephen has a special "GreatDown", celebrating the 109th Congress. Stephen signs a peace treaty with guest Barry Manilow. The agreement ceases hostilities between the two and grants Stephen joint custody of Manilow's Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program. In a heart-stopping moment, Stephen sings "I Write the Songs; color:#ffffff; with Manilow.

烏公公

Jungle in the Clouds
Steve travels to Queensland's Cape York, which is considered one of the last wild frontiers of Australia.

Bob Roberts

"Megamerican" replaces "Grippy" in the opening sequence; Colbert shows a fake interview with Brit Hume and implores his viewers to harass Fox News to air the interview; Colbert shows off his tattooed knuckles that feature the names of Bode Miller and Michelle Kwan; part fourteen of "Better Know a District" profiling New Jersey's 13th District, which is currently vacant; Colbert places a sample of his DNA on his bookshelf to celebrate the 53rd anniversary of its discovery.

Blanche Hanalis

Fong1 Ji4

"I'm here to fight for justice and the American way. My weapon? The Truth!"
Stephen praises women's slutty Halloween costumes. He announces the winner of the auction of the photo that previously hung over his fireplace. He also gets incredibly scared by a video showing the reality that Nancy Pelosi may become Speaker of the House. He conducts an interview with Log Cabin Republican from the new show Freak Show, who outs many gay Republicans, including Abraham Lincoln.

Forces of Nature

Hú Yìzhī
Lǐ Lìshì
Jiǎ Jīndāo

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2001. Dave Navarro was the scheduled guest for September 11. The episode was not aired following the September 11 attacks. Following the attacks The Daily Show went hiatus and returned on September 20 with a clip show, before returning to its regular format on September 24.

Zeng6 Hak1-song2
莊三少奶

魔王と勇者、笹塚を救う

Colbert apologizes for not mentioning bears in the previous Threat-down after a woman is attacked by a bear at a Canadian hockey game. Tonight's bonus Threat-down includes only the number one spot, held by bears; Colbert asserts that "they will kill you." Colbert gives his own version of the White House's Katrina report.
"Hey America, Nice Ass!"

Bātài
孫思克

A Little Get Together for Cissy

Australia's Wild Frontier

Láng Wǔshī
Ruìchū

Kevin Kennedy & Niels Muellers

In his segment "Thought For Food", a red alert is brought to surface regarding the shrinking of 7/11's "Super Big Gulp". Meanwhile, a Doritos ad angers Catholics, Pepsi has made fruit drinkable, and Obama moves Colbert by "doing a great job" speaking at a memorial in Tucson. Actor Kevin Spacey talks about Jack Abramoff, whom Stephen considers a patriot.

Pun4 Zyun1-ze2

Last Primates of Madagascar

Lose
Stephen reads his mail from people who want to be his new black friend. He interviews Julian Bond, Chairman of the NAACP, asking advice on how to choose his new black friend. He also interviews Congressman Robert Wexler of the 19th District of Florida.

List of The Devil is a Part-Timer! episodes

Carl Kleinschmitt

Léi Yīxiào
Yún Sùméi

"Hope you haven't eaten in the last thirty minutes America, because you're about to go swimming in the deep end of the Truth."

米思翰
Siu2-gwai3-zi2

Steve and Terri relocate the animals of a bankrupt zoo, including koalas, kangaroos, crocodiles, snakes and birds.

The Demon Headmaster Takes Over: Part 3

魔王、己の職責を果たす

"When life gets you down, don't get mad... Get Stephen."

List of The Daily Show guests (2006)

Guest Stars: Ivor Barry as Major Pritchett, Larry Delaney as Mr. Lindley , Allan Drake as Mr. Prescott, Eve McVeagh as Lorraine Karn, Alan Oppenheimer as Sy Freeman.

Wú Zhèngzhì
国姓爷

Member of the Wedding

韦虎头
板凳

Psychopharmaparenting

Yīsāng'ē
Gāo Yànchāo
Gin3-ning4 Gung1-zyu2

Rev. Jesse Jackson

瑞棟
九難

First "Tip of the Hat / Wag of the Finger"; First "Stephen Settles the Debate" ; First The In-Box, where Stephen reads e-mails for viewers.

馬寶

After Eddie gets hit at school, once in the eye and another time knocking loose a tooth, it is revealed that the "Joey" striking him is a girl . Concluding that this "tomboy" is rough around the edges, Tom enlists Mrs. Livingston's help because she is "smooth around the edges". She has Joey help make dinner "for the man". Why? "Because we woman are here to do it for them." Waiting on them "Japanese style", the two serve the food and will not eat until the men are done. Finally fed up after cake has been served and Eddie asks her for tea, she responds, "Your arms are not broken — pour it yourself!" and smacks him. Eddie, following Joey's father's advice, hits her back. And the tears begin to fall. Consequently she is now a "very sweet little girl". Back at school, Joey becomes so clingy that Eddies tells her to leave him alone which, again, causes her to cry. As a result, a fellow classmate gives Eddie a black eye for making Joey cry. Tom explains that "love is a very tricky business". Guest Star: Arlen Stuart as Mrs. Stuart.

"We've got a coast to coast heatwave, but luckily I'm America's biggest fan... This is The Colbert Report!"

Hé Tiéshǒu

Kim Jong-un's furry hat, Egyptian protests, wildlife taser, anti-vaccine movement

The Demon Headmaster Strikes Again: Part 7

This is a list of characters found in Darren Shan's The Demonata, a series of books that follows protagonists Grubbs Grady, Dervish Grady, Kernel Fleck and Bec MacConn on their quest against Lord Loss and his demon minions.

Yáng Guāngxiān

The characters of The Confidant, a 2012 Hong Kong television drama produced by TVB, are both fictional and real-life characters living during the reign of the Tongzhi Emperor, the tenth emperor of the Qing Dynasty. The drama is a dramatisation on the life of imperial eunuch Li Lianying, one of the most powerful figures of the latter years of the Qing Dynasty.

Kevin Kennedy & Niels Mueller

泰都統

List of The Crocodile Hunter episodes#Season 1

吳寶宇

Beautiful scenery and adventure are encountered during Steve and Terri's visit to the isolated inhabitants of the world's largest sand island.

Colbert calls for a boycott of James Frey for upsetting Oprah Winfrey. Colbert celebrates the discussion of "truthiness" by Oprah and Frank Rich on her show, and by the hosts of Nightline. Colbert switched to the second Wørd "Unscripted" as he emulated George W. Bush's recent spate of casual appearances and launched into an "unscripted" question-and-answer session with the audience, which happened to feature an African-American, female, U.S. Marine and an Iraqi Kurd profusely thanking Colbert and exclaiming the greatness of America; "Tip of the Hat / Wag of the Finger" included a tip of the hat to paleontologists who discovered the fossil remains of effigia okeeffeae, an ancestor to crocodiles, for disproving the "Darwinlutionists; color:#ffffff; who tried to claim that every kind of creature had evolved from monkeys; also a wag of the finger to the same paleontologists, who named the extinct species after Georgia O'Keeffe, whose painting scares the hell out of Colbert, instead of after Edwin H. Colbert, who originally found the fossils.
"We're reaching America's youth, nation! Check it out!"
Quitter
Ten-Hut!

Hang4-ci1
Si2 Cung4
Bái Hánsōng

List of The Daily Show guests (1996–98)

Bears absent from the Threat-down for the second week in a row. Colbert proposes to mate various blond celebrities to enhance their blondedness. Colbert boasts in an "I Called It" segment his correct predictions for Oscar winners.

Michael Cosgrove

Steve and the crocodile capture team take journey to the remote part of Queensland to find large saltwater crocodiles.

Military

吳之榮

Jerrold Bernstein

A compilation of the best moments of the series up to this point.

Roger Singleton-Turner

Nevada v. Killa Diz

List of The Daily Show guests (2002)

"America, take off your thinking caps and put on your feeling shoes. This is the Colbert Report!"

王进宝

In the beginning he talks about how Rosie O'Donnell's fake Chinese talking has been criticized. He then salutes Jack Kingston who took a stand against the new 5-day-workweek of Congress and talks to him via satellite. After the break there is a "Threat Down!" dealing with threats to Christmas by Britain, Jews, the Police and real Christmas trees .

马佑

List of The Conan O'Brien Show episodes

阿琪

勇者、己の信念を貫く

皇甫閣

Emi asks Lucifer how he survived their previous battle on Ente Isla but Sadao deduces that he was aided by her former comrade Olba Meiyā who had promised to return Lucifer to Heaven in exchange for his help, while Olba reveals himself to Emi's shock. Lucifer proceeds to attack Sadao and co. with Shirō taking a hit. As the group flee, Sadao explains to Emi that Lucifer draws his magic from negative emotions and hence was responsible for the string of muggings in Sasazuka. As they get cornered, Sadao teleports himself and Emi to the crowded Sasazuka Station. Here, the dumbstruck crowd looks on as Lucifer seemingly kills Sadao with a magical bullet and then destroys the overhead transport bridge. The debris head to crush Emi and Chiho but Satan emerges in his demonic form and using the negative emotions of the onlookers to fuel his magic, saves Emi and Chiho. After, Satan sets up a magical barrier, knocking all of the civilians unconscious while Emilia calls forth her magic and engages Lucifer in aerial combat. Alciel then shows up, healed, in his demonic form and joins the battle. Chiho looks on at the incredible scene at which point Satan finishes Olba and then Lucifer with a multi-layered magical punch. In the aftermath, Sadao and co. officially introduce themselves to Chiho. Just then Emi's comrades from Ente Isla, Emeralda Etūva and Albertio Ende arrive through a portal, reunite with Emi and explain the corrupt state of the Church back on Ente Isla. Afterwards at Sadao's apartment, Albertio explains he used the Sonar and Idea Link Spells which were intercepted by Chiho. Meanwhile, Satan uses his remaining magic to restore the city along with erasing the civilian's minds. Later, at MgRonald, Sadao explains to Chiho that he has enough left to erase her mind causing her to yell at him.

王熙

It's All Write with Me

Lau4 Jat1-zau1
張康年
林興珠

Happy Birthday to You

Wiper Fluid

Yīfán
Lǐ Yán

Colbert debuts his new one-part series: "Stephen Colbert's Problems Without Solutions" about a zookeeper who handles bears.
"Here's the truth you ordered. Watch out, the plate's very hot! This is The Colbert Report!"

達和爾
Líu Yīzhōu

Steve journeys to Kenya in search of some of Africa's most poisonous snakes, including the black mamba and cobra.

Movies That Are Destroying America: Stephen scorns 'A Scanner Darkly', suspects transsexuality in 'Barnyard', expresses how much he hates "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest", and recommends that everybody see Strangers with Candy multiple times at full price.
Single Serving

The Demon Headmaster Takes Over: Part 5

玄烨
兰香

Better Know A District: Diana DeGette from Colorado's 1st

Steve and Terri visit the Barry M. Goldwater Military Range in Arizona to track down the sidewinder rattlesnake. Afterward, Steve visits the airmen at Luke Air Force Base, who prove to be fans of his show. Steve gets the opportunity to fly in an F-16, the plane that carries the sidewinder missile named after the rattlesnake.

高彥超

Colbert announces he received his first donation for his new charity, the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation. Also, Tip of the Hat / Wag of the Finger; Tips to Iraqi TV for their American Idol-esque Iraqi Star and to aliens for their 3-D crop circles. Wags to Arizona for their new voter lottery and Wal-mart's new policy regarding shoplifting for items under $25 dollars.
"The Colbert Report's terror level has been elevated to brown - someone spilled coffee on the chart. This is The Colbert Report!"

Steve and the team at Australia Zoo successfully transfer the ornery crocodile Graham and his girlfriend Bindi to a new enclosure. Not long after, Steve and Wes Mannion have to enter the enclosure. Graham gets his revenge by attacking Wes. Steve saves the day by jumping on Graham, although Wes suffers severe injuries.

"Call me Fraulein Maria because the hills are alive with the sound of Truth."

李西華
The following is a list of characters from the novel The Deer and the Cauldron by Jin Yong. Some of these characters previously appeared in another novel Sword Stained with Royal Blood, which is also written by Jin Yong. Some of these characters are based on historical figures, such as the Kangxi Emperor, Oboi, Wu Sangui, Chen Yuanyuan, Princess Changping, Zheng Keshuang, Feng Xifan, Galdan Boshugtu Khan, Sophia Alekseyevna, Wu Liuqi and Zha Jizuo (a purported ancestor of Jin Yong).

Reptiles of the Deep: Turtles

神龍教

勇者、修羅場に突入する

Bāhǎi

"Our Kids: What The Hell Is Wrong With Them?" He skateboards from desk to a 1970s-esque rec room complete with beanbag chairs and shag carpeting.

Yūsha, Shigoto Yūsen de Maōjō ni Tomaru

Shùnzhì Huángdì

Stephen showed a clip of Cuban president Fidel Castro and Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez together on Castro's 80th birthday . He quoted George W. Bush's intent that the US will go and help the Cuban people in a post Castro era, and cried, 'We are coming for you, Elián!' Stephen's vote on the Hungarian bridge increased and he is officially past Chuck Norris . Fans were encouraged to visit www.colbertnation.com to find a direct link to vote for him. He joked about East Germany's Olympic swimming team, the Wonder Girls, as you would wonder if they were girls.

马博仁
方大洪

"Today is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year. But what really matters is... how thick is it?"
Bad Boys / HELP!

Dinosaurs Down Under

胡逸之

List of The Daily Show episodes (2016)

Back off, old man!

Guī Èrniáng

"In thirty minutes, I'll be on a helicopter to Barbados. This is The Colbert Report."

齊洛諾夫
马齐

Japan

"Shave off your body hair and put on your bike shorts. You just grabbed the yellow jersey in the Tour de Truth."

The Defenders is a 2010 American legal comedy-drama that was ordered to series by CBS for the 2010–11 television season. The series, set in Las Vegas, Nevada, involves a pair of defense attorneys who go all out to help their clients, while keeping their personal lives in order. The show was based on real life Vegas lawyers Michael Cristalli and Marc Saggese.

邓炳春

A Brave at Natchanoomi

魔王、新宿で後輩とデートする

Noland v. Galloway Pharmaceuticals

查伊璜

Stephen talks about more applicants for his new black friend, but then reconciles with Alan ; the return of "Formidable Opponent; color:#ffffff; with detaining suspected terrorists in Guantanamo Bay Naval Base; Stephen adds a Wendy's "Great Biggie" to his bookshelf, as its name was changed to "large."

The Prime Minister's Brain: Part 3

Stephen talks about the Person of the Year decided by TIME magazine and decides that this means all his viewers who did what Stephen told them to do. He then talks about Miss USA and her second chance. After the break he shows a clip on how he visited the Kennedy Institute of Politics at Harvard University trying to bring the students to the "right" path.

Steve takes a look at the serious problem of the introduction of non-native species to Australia. The new species can crowd out the native animals. In Australia, the vast majority of animals are endemic to the continent. Steve also shows a roundup of wild camels.

Lǎo Wú

English
Colbert laments over not being awarded a Fields Medal. Upon getting over 17 million votes to name a bridge after him, Stephen salutes Hungary.
"To make tonight's show more memorable, I've composed the following jingle: This is The Colbert Report!"

Steve encounters orangutans and elephants in Sumatra.

"I've been yelling this in the mirror all week: this is The Colbert Report!"
Great F**king Idea

Swimming with Alligators

Zang1 Jau4
Aa3-o1

"They say only drunks and children tell the truth. Guess which one I am."
"Somebody get a bucket, I think I'm gonna Truth!"

Steve and Terri help U.S. Army Rangers remove venomous snakes from a training course at Eglin Air Force Base in Florida.

Sūkèsàhā
Zēng Róu

Frank Rich's book still not #1; The Four Horsemen of the Ap-POP-calypse: Movies, Television, Music, Books; Alpha Dog of the Week: Tom Selleck, possible next President of the NRA.

Reptiles of the Lost Continent

"I know we've been together for a year now, Nation, but I would still so do you. This is The Colbert Report."
Part two of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts's 4th congressional district; Harriet Miers added to the Bookshelf of Broken Dreams.
Hell, No!

Seon6-zi6 Wong4-dai3
和察博
Pun4 Tau4-to4

Class Warfare

Wild River of Africa

Suggested to President Bartlet to pardon The A-Team before The West Wing goes off the air to "secure his TV president legacy." Colbert begins reselling a limited supply of Formula 401, for Russians only, in response to Russian President Vladimir Putin's efforts to increase Russia's fertility rate.

額圖

Overrated

The Daily Show'' 2000 episodes

Suburban Killers
Steve attempts to rescue a turtle in a river despite the presence of crocodiles.

White Gloves

Dear Mr. Cooper aka Eddie Meets an Astronaut

Dáěrlǐ

Outlaws of the Outback: Part 2

Eddie's Aunt Kate , his mom's sister, is in town visiting. At first, Tom is hesitant to have them meet as Kate used to look exactly like Eddie's mom. He believes that Eddie's memory of the loss of his mom is so fresh that he wants to shelter him from a painful reminder. But Eddie senses that Tom is hiding something from him and they have promised never to keep secrets from each other. After Mrs. Livingston insightfully asks Tom is he isn't protecting himself as much as Eddie, Tom relents. Kate is quite different from how Tom remembers – a member of the jet set, flighty and overbearing. She spends a day with Eddie, gambling, attending a cocktail party, bringing Eddie home decked out in a Nehru jacket and love beads flashing a peace sign even encouraging him to tell a white lie about Norman. Tom feels that Kate is a bad influence and asks her to no longer be a part of Eddie's life. However, after seeing that Kate, though different, has a piece of Eddie's mom in her, and seeing that Eddie doesn't confuse Kate with his mother, he welcomes her into the family. Guest Star: Karin Wolfe as Etta.

Wúgēn Dàorén

The Demon Headmaster Strikes Again: Part 6

List of The Daily Show guests (1998)

The show starts with Stephen's search for his "son" Stephen junior, an eagle named for him, who ended up in Vancouver. He then talks about how his report got the Seattle-Tacoma Airport to reinstate Christmas trees in the flight lounge.

圖爾布青
Xīnxī
郑克塽

Guest Stars: Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara as Paul and Bunny Sterling, Allan Drake as Prescott.

马宝

The Colbert Report

Colbert predicts the Apocalypse because of a recent solar eclipse and endorses polygamy in "The Wørd". Part seventeen of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Adam Schiff of California's 29th congressional district.

The Daily Show'' 2002 episodes

呼巴音
長平公主
Zhāng Kāngnián

Bob Rodgers

"I regret that I have but one half-hour to shout at my country. This is The Colbert Report."

巴泰

Pencils Down
"How many roads must a man walk down before he's hit with an eighteen-wheeler of Truth?"

古至中

List of The Crocodile Hunter episodes

林兴珠

The Devil and the Hero Save Sasazuka

Got3-ji5-daan1
許雪亭

Lock & Load

The Prime Minister's Brain: Part 2

于八
吴六奇
章老三
李自成
Baak6 Hon4-cung4
Gù Yánwǔ

"Stephen Colbert's Executive Book Summaries Summaries", a summary of summaries of executive books.

Wú Yìngxíong
阿爾尼
法勝
伊桑阿
Zhuāng Sān Shàonǎi
林永超

List of The Debaters episodes

License Renewal
A Colbert Report Special Report: The De-Ballification of the American Sportscape; Stephen awards the report the Omnisport Award for Excellence in Everything.
Introduction to Stephen's self-published Sci-fi novel Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure; First appearance of "The Pulse,; color:#ffffff; where Stephen plays a video of one of his fans asking him a question. Today's included How is the weight of paper determined? and What's your favorite Jay-Z Song? .

Stephen has a message for America's new Indian overlords in light of Obama's endorsement of the U.N. declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples. He also addresses the value of gold.

Chéngshí

Colbert outlines his plan to save traditional marriage by stating that gay marriage should be banned in 49 states and legalized only in Massachusetts so all the gays will flock there. Better Know a District: Rick Larsen of Washington's 2nd. Colbert removes Mort Zuckerman from the "On Notice" board after Zuckerman apologized during the interview.

Guest Stars: Geoffrey Thorpe as Harold, Joey Douglas as Paul, Linda Marie as Debbie, Gabie Grammer as Elsie, Heather Harrison as Sandra, James Cole as Max Kelly, Mitchell Sakamoto as Frank Komosori, Aldine King as Mrs. Pick.

Xiǎoguìzǐ

Cappuccino

老吴
杨溢之

Thanks, Gays!

List of The Descent characters

王進寶
Jiá Lǎolìu

Part fifteen of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Linda Sánchez of California's 39th congressional district.

List of The Daily Show regular segments

Never
Old School

The firm temporarily dissolves its partnership when they have to defend a husband and wife accused of murder.

甘辉

Guest Stars: Hal Cooper as Gus, Martha Salcido as Hostess , Janene Forsyth as Herself.

佟圖賴

Colbert halts his sperm merchant business due to excess demand.

行癡
江百勝

Original air date

Laissez Les Bons Temps Roulez

Héchábó

List of The Daily Show guests (1997)

顺治皇帝
Wú Dàpéng

"Warmth is to sun as Truth is to me."
Premiered the Report's new report on the avian influenza: "Death From Above: Bird Flu Is Going To Kill Everyone."
Colbert Report Special Report: "War: What It's Good For". David Cross appears again as Russ Lieber. First installment of Meet an Ally: Palau. This is the first episode that has neither a Wørd nor an introductory phrase.

Guardian for Eddie

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show in 1996. It covers shows hosted by Craig Kilborn.

Discipline Is a Four Letter Word Spelled Love

Cold, Dead Fingers

澄觀

Where the Devils Run Wild

Guest Stars: Willie Aames as Scott, Vincent Van Patten as Mark.

List of The CollegeHumor Show episodes

List of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart episodes

"It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm a dog. This is The Colbert Report."

李雷

A man gets in trouble for dealing with guns with filed-off serial numbers. Nick tries to stop a bear from being put to sleep.

Zhāng Dànyuè

List of The Daily Show episodes (2014)

Colbert Report Special Report: "Money and Politics - The Machine That Ain't Broke." Also in this episode, Tad, the building manager reappeared in an attempt to save his job by winning Stephen items at an auction of former Republican member of the United States House of Representatives from California's 50th District, Duke Cunningham. The auction report mirrored similar segments that are common on The Daily Show in which a correspondent goes on location for a special investigation in a pre-taped format. Colbert himself frequently did these in his time on The Daily Show. This marks the first time a segment such as this has been featured on The Colbert Report.

陈近南

"You're about to enter another dimension - a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of Truth. There's a signpost up ahead. Next stop, The Colbert Report."

Sau3 Tau4-to4

Guest Stars: American astronaut Gordon Cooper as Himself, Bill Fiore as Mr. Weston.

Bard

The Demon Headmaster Takes Over: Part 4

Don't Look Now, But Your Scorpio's Rising

List of The District episodes

Tell It Like I'm Telling You It Is

Nick defends a young man he knows who is accused of sexual assault, while Pete gets jury duty.

勒德洪

Alan J. Levitt

Films that are Destroying America: Colbert condemns Walk the Line and Pride and Prejudice, but says, though he hasn't seen it yet, Transamerica must be a great movie, because it has "America" right in the title, and whether you're a man or a woman, it seems to have something for everyone; Homage to Martin Luther King, Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech, with a speech entitled "I Have a Dreamsicle", delivered in between taking bites of a dreamsicle, until he is suddenly stopped by brainfreeze, places unfinished Dreamsicle on bookshelf.

The Daily Show'' 2016 episodes

Teacher's Pet

巴朗星

"Get ready to make a difference... by watching TV."
"I am The Walrus, Goo goo ka Truth."

Chiho and Emi visit Sadao's apartment and are surprised to find Suzuno still helping Sadao and co. with their domestic chores, much to Chiho's shock. Later, as Sadao walks Chiho home, she confesses her feelings for him while depreciating the fact that he is a demon, since she already fell for him. Just then, Suzuno overhears Chiho's confession, causing Chiho to run away in embarrassment. Suzuno follows up by asking Sadao about his own response to being loved by people and is visibly surprised by his sincere response. Afterwards Suzuno meets Emi at the Sasazuka Station and they both inadvertently reveal their misunderstood intentions towards Sadao over the events of the past few days. Afterwards Suzuno introduces herself as a resident of Ente Isla, Crestia Bell and informs Emi that she was sent under orders by the Church of Ente Isla to investigate any leads on the missing Olba Meiyā. Suzuno further asks that Emi return to Ente Isla to confront the Church about the cover-up regarding Olba's traitorous actions, after defeating Satan. Although Emi remains hesitant in trusting Suzuno since the actions of her superior put the lives of everyone in the underground mall in danger just to kill her and Sadao. Before she leaves, Emi advises Suzuno to be leery of Sadao and co. finding out her true agenda. Meanwhile, a new fast food restaurant, Sentucky Fried Chicken boldly opens up across the street from MgRonald and its manager, Mitsuki Sarue pops into MgRonald to apparently check out the competition, although Sadao counters by having Shirō do some spying of their own. Finally, Suzuno waits for Emi after work and expresses a desire to visit Sadao's workplace at MgRonald, while Rika misunderstands the interaction between Suzuno and Emi as a lover's quarrel over Sadao, much to Emi's irritation.

Jesi

馬博仁

Tit For Tat
"There are three doors; behind one is a tiger, another is the truth, and the last is a closet. Choose wisely."

Time for a Change

Jacksquat

巴海

Prince Charming

"I swallowed 20 condoms full of Truth and I'm about to smuggle them across the border."

溫有道
Wēn Yǒudào

Guest Star: Pat Harrington, Jr. as Peter Stowe.
Who Wants to Sail Down the Amazon, Anyway?

Nevada v. Carter

Yīn Jǐn

"Greece is building a borderwall. Man, those Mexicans are persistent!"

The Karate Story

Facing 30 counts of possession of a controlled substance, an overconfident judge turns to Nick, who has no choice but to try to get him acquitted of the charges.

姚必達

Crikey! What an Adventure: An Intimate Look at the Life of Steve Irwin

N/A

楊溢之

Or Else

Yūsha, Onore no Shinnen o Tsuranuku

"Viewers of this show unite! We have nothing to lose but the facts."

劉國軒
Muk6 Gim3-sing1
Yáo Bìdá

The Hospital

韦小宝
Qí Qīngbiāo
Lǐu Dàhóng
玄贞道人
察尔珠

List of The Daily Show episodes (2006)

Dangerous Animals
Tigers of Shark Bay

Cáo Shēnjí

Spitting Cobras of the World

The Business Trip

Xú Xuětíng
馮錫範

The Demon Headmaster Strikes Again: Part 5

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show in 2015. This is the final year of The Daily Show to be hosted by Jon Stewart, whose final episode was on August 6, 2015. This is also the first year of The Daily Show to be hosted by Trevor Noah, whose first episode was on September 28, 2015.On February 10, 2015, Stewart announced that he would resign at a later time in the year. Stewart's hour-plus-long final episode on August 6 featured reunions with former Daily Show correspondents and cameo video clips from people Stewart had targeted over the years including Bill O'Reilly, John McCain, Chris Christie, and Hillary Clinton. It concluded with a performance by Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.On March 30, 2015, Comedy Central announced that Trevor Noah will become the host of The Daily Show following the departure of Stewart. Noah's half hour-plus-long first episode on September 28 was simulcast by Viacom on Nick-at-Nite, Spike, MTV, MTV2, mtvU, VH1, VH1 Classic, BET, Centric, CMT, TV Land, and Logo TV.

何铁手

Colbert Report Days of Repentance Hotline [1-888-OOPS-JEW], George Allan's Jewish mother, The Greatest Story Ever Sold getting cockblocked, Geneva Convention Compromise, Green Screen Challenge - Trevor Homer, Colbert Cruise '06.

The Demon Headmaster : Part 1

關安基
張勇

The Daily Show'' 2004 episodes

"Some pronounce it 'yee-roh.' Some pronounce it 'gyro.' I pronounce it 'lamb sandwich.' This is America! Speak English! This is The Colbert Report!"

List of The Comeback characters

长平公主
苏荃

"Strap yourself in and flip the switch, 'cause you're about to get a Truthocution."

The Demon Headmaster Takes Over: Part 6

Shòu Zūnzhě

Colbert compares the platforms that Hillary Clinton and Lucifer would have in a potential election. He also suggests Lucifer be a vice-presidential candidate, with John McCain as the presidential candidate. Colbert announces that Saginaw Spirit has officially named their mini-mascot "Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle." At the end of his show, he declares he had a perfect show and retires his jersey.

吳立身

"I bring you the unvarnished truth, though it's lightly stained and buffed with a Danish oil."
Colbert attacks Barney Frank for calling his show a waste of time; Stephen explores Matthew McConaughey's ego after he's named People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive; Threatdown; The Prescott Groups video 'Oil: Here Today, More Tomorrow.

张勇

"If you watch only one Comedy Central show in the next half-hour, make it this one. This is The Colbert Report!"

List of The Daily Show episodes (2001)

List of The Daily Show guests (2011)

An F for Mrs. Livingston

Sou1 Cyun4

List of The Crown episodes

Colbert debates President Bush's warrantless domestic spying program on Formidable Opponent; he catwalks as a model for "Stephen Colbert's Scorn" to welcome fashion writer Givhan; he apologizes to Hamas for falsely claiming they associate with the world's number one threat bears.
The show starts with Stephen explaining the new background of his interview table, which is the Birth of Jesus scene . He then talks about Dick Cheney's pregnant lesbian daughter and that there might or not have been an order of Colbert's sperm to her address. After the break there is a new "Tek Jansen" episode.

达尔礼
对喀纳
瑞栋

And Eddie Makes Three

Filmed in 1992. Steve Irwin and his wife, Terri Raines Irwin, spend their honeymoon trapping and rescuing crocodiles in Australia.

Jìngjì
Túhǎi
Zhōu Quánbīn

Colbert predicts Academy Award winners Rachel Weisz, Reese Witherspoon, George Clooney, Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Crash with the DaColbert Code.
"America, be amazed as I bend this spoon by using the power of my hand."

Rick Mittleman

A Colbert Report Special Report: The De-Deification of the American Faithscape

Following the success of the previous day's business, Mayumi informs Sadao that she has selected him based on a request by the MgRonald branch at the Fushima Park to assist them with business during a fair. That night, Hanzō informs Sadao that they might be able to harvest magic off people's fear by investigating the advertised haunted house at the fair, while Suzuno eavesdrops on their conversation, which she relays to Emi as a precaution. Later, Chiho invites Emi to the fair, who also brings along Suzuno after being suspicious of Sadao and co.'s intentions. While Sadao continues being busy with his work at the park's MgRonald and impressing its manager, Chiho tries and fails to get Sadao's attention. Afterwards the girls decide to check out the rest of the fair, visiting the haunted house, which proves to be too much for them, followed by the reptile exhibit where both Emi and Chiho reveal their fear of reptiles although Suzuno remarks on having eaten them before as a delicacy in the southern part of Ente Isla, before she is stopped by Emi. While exploring the exhibit, Emi bumps into a maintenance worker causing him to drop his keys. These keys are subsequently picked up by an escaped circus monkey, humorously called "Sadao" much to Sadao's irritation. Before being found it is revealed that the monkey had unlocked the crocodile exhibit. This allows the beasts to escape and sneak into the water park. As the crowd erupts into a panic Emi, Chiho and a stunned Suzuno watch as Satan absorbs their fear and chants a spell to calm the beasts, thus saving the fair and leaving Suzuno to echo Emi's previous thoughts of why he would save the humans. Afterwards, as the girls head home, Suzuno feels the presence of a white-winged being watching her which disappears when she turns to look.

Guest Stars: Tippi Hedren as Cissy Drummond-Randolph, John Fiedler as The Mild Man, Ivor Barry as The Englishman, Dennis Fimple as Man at party talking to The Englishman .

Not all dangerous creatures live out in the wilderness of the forests, the jungles and the Outback. Some of them live in the homes of suburbanites in Australia. Steve examines some of the venomous snakes and spiders that can make unwelcome appearances in suburbia.

沐剑屏
韋春芳

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2012.

Love Is for Sharing

韋虎頭

Guest Star: Tippi Hedren as Cissy Drummond-Randolph.

Gau2-naan4
桑結

Nick takes on an arson case. Pete defends a drunk gambler who lost millions.

A special behind-the-scenes look at the then upcoming feature-length film, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course.

Any Friend of Dad's

Yuán Yìfāng

"You want the Truth? You can't handle the Truth! But, I've got oven mitts!"
"Facts should be like Sansabelt pants, adjustable to fit your needs. This is The Colbert Report!"

葛通

The Bicycle Theft

The Daily Show'' 1996 episodes

Áobài

Falling in love with the orangutans of Sumatra, Steve assists them in their rehabilitation process.

"I'm America's watchdog: I'm vigilant, I see the world in black and white, and I eat liver and bacon. This is The Colbert Report."

Wú Sānguì

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah in 2016.

Hoser

Zhū Guózhì
吳三桂
顧炎武

Checked mail on The In Box, replayed offensive clip of his character Ching-Chong Ding-Dong, and solved all the world's mysteries with his word association system The DaColbert Code.

Gwok3-sing3-je4
鳌拜

"Stephen Colbert is Cool."

瘦頭陀
Huángfǔ Gé

Stephen Colbert talks about Whitney Houston's break-up, and airs the second installment of The New Adventures of Tek Jansen. He also completes a bust of George W. Bush that is made up of cut-up pieces of the New York Times. Stephen says he'll send it to the New York Times as a piñata, but says that they'll be surprised by what it's filled with.

錢老本
Mǎlǎ

"Never mind the bollocks, this is The Colbert Report!"

顾炎武

Stephen lampoons Good Morning America and The Today Show for their coverage of his recent interview with Congressman Robert Wexler. Formidable Opponent: Stem-cell research.
"This isn't a bald spot, it's a solar panel on a Truth machine."

黃機
Jiànníng Gōngzhǔ
Bái Hánfēng

America's Deadliest Snakes

Lín Guìdǐng
巴顏
Bearer of the Imperial Family Name

Second Out-of-Context Interview, with Patrick Fitzgerald; Stephen Settles the Debate: Ramadan vs. Halloween; Placed Rock and Roll nativity scene on his bookshelf to celebrate the end of "Rocktober."
R-E-S-P-E-C-T

"A court has ruled that Rahm Emanuel is not legally allowed to run for mayor of Chicago. Which, in Chicago, I believe means he won."

蘇岡
Hǎi Dàfù

"The leaves may be changing, but my opinions never will. This is The Colbert Report!"

List of The Daily Show recurring segments

Steve observes the tiger sharks of Western Australia's Shark Bay. He helps to release a captive tiger shark back into the wild, and he hand feeds bull sharks.

List of The Daily Show guests (2012)

Better Known a District: Carol Gay from New Jersey's 4th.

Gwai1 Zung1
彭參將
熊老二

"Wanna prepare the perfect Truthtini? That's two parts vodka, no part fact."

查继佐

List of The Crocodile Hunter episodes#Season 5

Wéi Chūnfāng
Can4 Jyun4-jyun4

Eddie's teacher, Miss Lister , is pregnant and the students' mothers are having a surprise party for her. After Eddie wishes he had a mother that could participate, Tom offers his help. But he is told the "party is for ladies" only. Nonetheless he offers to make finger tip sandwiches, and though the "ladies" doubt that a man could make food, they relent. Tom struggles with the task but after a swig of bourbon he decides that the best food for a room full of children is one that Eddie would make: peanut butter, pickle & jelly bean finger sandwiches, etc. The mothers are horrified but the kids love it and Miss Lister gives Tom her plaque that reads, "Mother of the Year". Guest Stars: James Cole as Max Kelly, Gwynne Gilford as Mrs. Baldassare, Tani Guthrie as Barbara Harris , Diana Hale as Mrs. Basimson, Mitchell Sakamoto as Frank Komosori, Bret Swanson as Dick.

"There's a hole in every man the size of the Truth and I'm gonna jam it in there."

Steve travels to the Australian Outback to show us the last remaining major sources of water in this dry area. Animals are saltwater crocodile, freshwater crocodile, brown tree snake, tick, frill neck lizard, cattle and kangaroo.

"From the creators of The Colbert Report, this is The Colbert Report."
"Loosen your belts, America, I'm gonna force feed you truth like grain down a goose's gullet."

Lei5 Zi6-sing4
Sū Gāng

None of the Above
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for the Truth."

Steve's Greatest Crocodile Captures

Guest Stars: Kirk Mee as Mr. Taggart, Virginia Hawkins as Mrs. Kensington, Allen Joseph as Mr. Wertz.

"Truth hurts, and this is gonna be agonizing."

Muk6 Gim3-ping4
何盛

Reptiles of the Deep: Saurians

Sītú Hè

"Happy Birthday, America. You may be 230, but if you were a dog, you'd only be 32... but you'd be dead 'cause dogs don't live that long. This is The Colbert Report."

齐天凯

Steve and Terri head out west in a quest to find a mate for a goanna lizard at Australia Zoo.
List of The Crocodile Hunter episodes#Pilot

"There's a vicious rumor going around that this is not The Colbert Report, but let me assure you, this is The Colbert Report."

费要多罗‧果罗文

List of The Colbert Report episodes (2011)

Wéi Gāo
鍾志靈

Steve Irwin's Ghosts of War: Chapter I

對喀納

"Forgive me, Father, for I have Truthed."

薩布素
Étú

Outlaws of the Outback: Part 1

List of The Descent Characters

Guest Stars: Richard X. Slattery as Xander Malloy, Robbie MacDonald as Claude.

盧一峰
Yúnyàn Dàorén
心溪

Stephen takes calls from "The Heroes"; Stephen Settles the Debate: Faith vs. Science.
"Hey, TV Land catchphrase contest, try this one on for size: This is the Colbert Report!"

Guest Stars: Andrew Prine as Dr. Hal 'Speed' Gould, Barbara Clarke Chisolm as Female Technician , Catherine Ferrar as Miss Fern.

Movies That Are Destroying America : An Inconvenient Truth , Hoot , Over the Hedge , Mission: Impossible III, pronounced as "Miiii" , recommends Akeelah and the Bee.
Chris Funk, Robert Schneider of The Apples in Stereo

勒尔锦

Guess Who's Coming for Lunch

武通
Duìkǎnà
List of The Deer and the Cauldron characters
小玄子

Stephen complains about his cold and the non-working drugs he took against it. He then honors people in a new segment called "Profiles in Balls". After the break there is a long interview.

Steve journeys through the wilderness of New Guinea, moving through the mangroves of the coast, jungles on the lowland plains, valleys, and mountains toward his destination: a rare equatorial glacier. He examines wildlife large and small all along his route.
Freshwater Crocs

Honest Injun

List of The Daily Show episodes (1996-98)

"It's George Washington's birthday, and I cannot tell a lie. The previous statement was false."
"I'm America's Dairy Queen, giving you the soft serve news in a crunchy coating of opinion. Would you like Truth with that?"

Gǔ Zhìzhōng
康熙皇帝
Qián Láoběn

Guest Star: Bruce Kirby as Officer Gifford.

"Put some pants on, America. The Truth is knocking at the door."
"I'm going to drop the truth on you like Denise Richards' laptop on an old lady's head!"
"Go out ten yards then button hook to the left. I'm gonna hit you with a perfect spiral of Truth."

平威

Maō, Onore no Shokuseki o Hatasu

Part three of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones of Ohio's 11th congressional district. Included a proposed TV show called Judge Tubbs. Also read from The In Box, and told us about an ongoing contest to guess what number he's thinking of. It's not: 7, 16, 111, 280 or 499. First time interview was conducted via satellite rather than in-studio; Whitford appeared surrounded by his Primetime Emmy Awards, which Colbert suggested could fight his award.

吴三桂
Fàn Gāng

When the Shoe Is on the Other Foot, It Doesn't Fit

Mù Tiānyán

Luther James

邢四

The Daily Show'' 2006 episodes

The Mod Couple

Part six of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick of Michigan's 13th congressional district; First installment of "Around the World in 11.6 Seconds."

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2000.

"The Malawi government is making farting illegal. But I say, he who suppressed it, expressed it."

王潭
Líu Guóxuān
Lù Fùjiàng

Colbert visibly mourned Katie Couric retiring The Today Show for the CBS Evening News and Meredith Vieira leaving The View. "Formidable Opponent" - Immigration.

晦聪

Threat-down: "Ivy Leaguers!" , "Bad Heroin!", "U.S. Diplomats!" , "Repetitive Corporate Sponsorships!" , "Conservationists!" , "and oh, yeah, bears."

List of The District episodes#Season Two

"I'm like Wonder Woman, I've got a lasso of truth and a killer bod. This is The Colbert Report."

Guest Stars: Jonathan Daly as Dr. Bob Lockwood, Teddy Quinn as Danny Lockwood.

Missed Opportunity

Wéi Hǔtóu
沐劍屏

The Luangwa River in Zambia includes hippoes, Nile crocodiles and monitor lizards among its residents. Steve witnesses a crocodile feeding frenzy.

The Demon Headmaster Strikes Again: Part 4

Steve encounters charging elephants on an African safari. He observes snakes, scorpions, buffalo, spiders and lions, and avoids a pursuing hippo.

Guest Stars: Sherry Lynn Diamant as Glori.
Guest Stars: Natalie Masters as Mrs. Goldrich, Patrick O'Moore as Senator Goldrich, Suzanne Pleshette as Valerie Bessinger.

Dù Lìdé

The first of the official specials to air and preceding the series. Shot between November 1992 and February 1993. The Australian Saltwater crocodile is the world’s largest terrestrial carnivore. Intrepid natural historian, Steve Irwin, journeys to Australia’s far northeastern corner to try and capture a nuisance crocodile and teach him a lesson before releasing him back into the wild. Set against the colorful backdrop of Australia’s Top End, the special shows that these often ferocious man-eaters have a gentler side that make them caring lovers and devoted parents.

List of The Daily Show episodes (2004)

Elizabeth de la Vega, Francis S. Collins

List of The Daily Show episodes (2013)

Introduces characters. Eddie , always "mother shopping", invites an aspiring actress to live with Tom , much to the chagrin of Mrs. Livingston . Guest Stars: Lynn Fields as Heidi, Ann Marie as Hildy, Karin Wolfe as Etta.

Kuàng Tiānxíong

First appearance of Russ Lieber; Stephen replaces the U.S. Constitution with a framed credit card offer; Lisa Loeb has a cameo, singing a few bars of "Stay "; First Un-American News.

Guest Star: Carol Lawrence as Irena Kosnova.

List of The College of William & Mary presidents

Jacqueline Hoyt

Stephen tracks his eagle, Stephen Jr., on www.iws.org. Stephen Jr. ends up in Canada. He then mentions that James Frey, author of A Million Little Pieces, is offering a full refund to those people who bought the book before it was revealed to be partially fictional. This leads to the night's word. Formidable Opponent: Should America set a timetable for withdrawing from Iraq? The segment ends with each Colbert holding a gun to the other's head. Stephen then interviews Ken Jennings regarding his new book, Brainiac: Adventures in the Curious, Competitive, Compulsive World of Trivia Buffs. He attempts to nail Ken by asking him, "Which element has an atomic number 75?" He also asks Ken how many pages are in his book, which Ken can't answer.

施琅

Steve heads to Indonesia where he looks at venomous snakes, lizards and monkeys.

衛周祚

This is a list of episodes for The Colbert Report in 2010.

朱国治

Eddie invites his new best friend , Max , to stay the weekend. Tom decides to invite his mother, Betty Kelly , for dinner as a blind date. Tom is surprised to find that Betty is African-American. After a hitch with a burnt dinner, Betty cooks them steak , and learn they share in common the loss of their spouses, though not for football . The next morning, Tom is slightly taken aback when her son calls him "Uncle Tom".

Athletes Are Above The Law
"The special ingredient in tonight's show? It's love, this is The Colbert Report."
"See you tomorrow night, trick or treaters! Hope you like stationery. This is The Colbert Report!"

鄺天雄
徐天川

NewSouth Books needs to do more with its censorship of Huckleberry Finn, and Stephen talks about Reince Priebus.

Part sixteen of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Brad Sherman of California's 27th congressional district. Colbert repeatedly references the San Fernando Valley's pornography industry, flustering the representative. A pornography spoof is also present in which a pizza delivery man "unexpectedly" arrives. This harkens back, most likely intentionally, to a 2004 episode of The Colbert Report's sister show The Daily Show in which Stephen also investigated the porn industry, that time on the porn industry's funding of the GOP's 2004 re-election campaign. Stephen repeatedly ran into the same pizza guy during interviews, with similar occurrences to those that happened in this episode happening to Stephen, the pizza guy, and his interviewees. The episode is notable for the fact that "The Wørd" segment did not air until the second "act" of the show.

云雁道人

"The state of our union is strong, though I think it may be juicing."

淨濟
Sū Quán

Sweet Dreams

Maō, Kinjozukiai de Kakei o Tasukerareru

Announced the hatching of the baby bald eagle named after him at the San Francisco Zoo. Yelled at the Pulitzer Prize committee for being passed over, and compared giving Louisiana papers Pulitzers for Hurricane Katrina coverage to giving Oscars to actors playing the mentally handicapped. Threat-down: Judas, Wal-Mart, Neil Young, robots, "Winnie the Bear."
Colbert places Mort Zuckerman On Notice after U.S. News and World Report sent a fax claiming that he misstated Zuckerman's position on tax cuts. Tip of the Hat / Wag of the Finger: Wag - College Students.

马信
湯若望
Hung4 On1-tung1

T&A

順治皇帝

Jacqueline Hoyt & Bruce Rasmussen

淨本
菊芳
張國桂
Zhèng Chénggōng

Guest Stars: William Lanteau as Vincent Pryor, Lou Cutell as Samson, Willie Aames as Harold O'Brien, James Cole as Ralphie, Mitchell Sakamoto as Frank Komosori, Suzanne Taylor as Miss Silo .

Eat It

Xíong Lǎolìu

Last Waterholes of the Outback
Ice Breaker

First installment of "Who's attacking me now?; color:#ffffff; with the Humane Society in response to Stephen encouraging people to hunt bears; Part ten of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Eliot L. Engel of New York's 17th Congressional District, in which Colbert stuffs his face with breadsticks, repeatedly assumes Engel has accepted money from Jack Abramoff, and combs Engel's moustache.

玄貞道人

Interviews with Steve, Terri, his father Bob, his mother Lyn, and some of his friends, as they reveal the man behind the adventure series.

"Hey Mom, check it out! I'm on TV! This is The Colbert Report."

伊凡

List of The Daily Show guests (1996-98)

"The south has been crippled by a winter storm - or as they call it, the weather of northern aggression."

"And the Truth goes to... America!"

Nevada v. Senator Harper

Citizens in Action: Fondue It Yourself. Segment with Cassie Ramoska and Ricky Faust as citizen journalists. Robert Baer discusses his new "fictional" book.
Stop It
"Could being a Nielsen family kill you? Watch the entire show to find out. This is The Colbert Report!"

Xià Guóxiàng

Travolta

Jìngběn

List of The Daily Show guests (2008)

Guest Stars: Lou Jacobi as Frank Hausman, Alan Oppenheimer as Sy Freeman, Frank Corsentino as Marvin Flair.

Part seven of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Jim Moran of Virginia's 8th congressional district.

Zhào Qíxián
蔡德忠
祁清彪
江百胜
Guī Zhōng

"I'm off next week, so savor me like the last rose of summer. This is The Colbert Report."

Gé'ěrdān

Big Deal

Lǐ Wèi

"Please turn your cellphones and pagers to silent or vibrate; no joke, it's just inconsiderate."
"Pucker up America, because I'm going to kiss and tell... the Truth."

歸二娘

"When I think about the truth, I touch myself. This is The Colbert Report!"

邝天雄
Fèiluóduōluó Guǒluówén

Steve and the Dragon

姚春

"Hey Partridge in that pear tree - stop eating all those pears! This is the Colbert Report!"

小桂子
额图
蘇荃
净济

Everything Must Go

The Daily Show'' 1998 episodes

Tài Dūtǒng
卫周祚

The Devil and the Hero Take a Break from the Daily Routine

吳應熊
冯溥
Xiǎoxuánzǐ
Chákèdàn

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2002.

Stephen congratulates Steven Van Zandt for the E Street Band being taken off notice; first appearance of Stephen Colbert's Balls for Kidz.

Note: This episode caused a controversy in June 2004 as people believed Irwin and his crew disturbed wildlife.

胖頭陀

The Library Card

"In Vino Veritas, and I am hammered!"

The Devil Is a Part-Timer!

List of The Daily Show episodes (1997)

Zeng6 Ging1

Spoiler Alert
Fill 'Er Up

Coeng4-ping4 Gung1-zyu2

List of The Cut episodes

The Rift

List of The Daily Show guests (2010)

Wéi Tóngchuí
Lau5 Jin3
Tóng Guógāng
Ng4 Jing3-hung4
Xú Tiānchuān

List of The Dark Knight awards

韦皋
澄识
卢一峰
汤若望
风际中
Bān Fùjiàng

A missile-test site is the home of alligators. Steve also examines snakes in Louisiana and water moccasins.

I Thought, You Thought

Part one of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Jack Kingston of Georgia's 1st congressional district; First All You Need to Know.

Steve visits the wilderness of Namibia in southern Africa.

Life, Liberty

Shuāng'ér

Kevin Kennedy

Guest Stars: Mark Antony Van der Nagel as Jerry Riley, Brandon Williams as Steve Riley, Jeff Williams as Mike Riley, Tiger Williams as Lester Riley.

List of The Crocodile Hunter episodes#Specials

巴颜

Harry Falk

Journey to the Red Center
Steve looks at cave-dwelling crocodiles, different types of chameleon and other unusual reptiles on Madagascar.

彼得一世

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2007.

陳近南

Nevada v. Doug the Mule

List of The Courtship of Eddie's Father episodes

Steve Irwin's Great Escape: US National Parks

Stephen talks about candidates for the 2008 presidential election, especially attacking declared candidate Tom Vilsack on his new segment "Vilsack Attack". He then talks about the racist remarks by Michael Richards with P.K. Winsome, his favorite black Republican interviewee. After the break he informs about new merchandise with his name on and then his new three-part series "The Alabama Miracle" concludes with a report on how the museum fails.

"New York is set to break the record of its snowiest month. Also, its yellow-snowiest month."

崔瞎子

List of The Daily Show episodes (1996–98)

刘国轩
Míngzhū
华伯斯基

Nevada v. Hunter

List of The Confidant characters

Shirley Gordon

Do1-lung4

The Threat-down: dads; robots; Virginia governor Mark Warner; bears; and the Associated Press; Stephen places a piggy bank stuffed with one US dollar as a commitment to financing the war in Iraq.
"The truth is contagious - and I haven't washed my hands in days. This is the Colbert Report!"

The Comeback is an American television comedy-drama series produced by HBO that stars actress Lisa Kudrow as sitcom actress Valerie Cherish in modern-day Los Angeles. It was created by Kudrow and Michael Patrick King, a former executive producer of Sex and the City. Kudrow and King are also screenwriters and executive producers of the series, with King also serving as the director of some episodes. The series premiered on HBO on June 5, 2005 and aired for a single, 13-episode season before being canceled. The series was revived nine years later and an eight-episode second season started airing on HBO on November 9, 2014.As of December 28, 2014, 21 episodes of The Comeback have aired, concluding its second season.

苏克萨哈
韦双双
温有道
Zhé'ěrkěn

"It's ladies night here on the report... My suit... Half off! This is The Colbert Report."

The Computer

"You're in for a real treat tonight... if you are watching this show from an ice cream parlor. This is The Colbert Report!"

乌公公

Shirō steps out of his hospital room for a bit and notices an unconscious police officer. While investigating, he is violently punched into submission by the newly awakened Olba, who learns of Sadao's residence from Shirō's insurance card. Atop City Hall, Sariel sadistically begins torturing Emilia in order to obtain the Better Half, although it refuses to manifest in his presence. Meanwhile, Satan arrives and destroys Sariel's barrier using his remaining magic. At that moment, Crestia attacks him with a magical mallet and is surprised to learn that Satan and his fellow demons had known about her since she first moved into the Villa Rosa. Not having any magic, Satan takes a beating from Crestia but gets up nonetheless to rescue Chiho from Sariel, leaving Crestia to realize that unlike Satan, she had abandoned her friends. At the same time, Olba visits Lucifer and seeks to reestablish their contract. As Sariel begins to reveal a perverted nature, Emilia claims that Satan will show up to save Chiho because of his natural instinct to protect his coworkers, which is mocked by Sariel. Much to Chiho and Emilia's relief Satan does arrive but is easily overwhelmed by Sariel due to his lack of magic. Elsewhere, Olba replenishes his magic with Emilia's drink and casts a spell which enlarges the Moon, which increases Sariel's magic while subsequently throwing the city into mass panic. The panic grants Satan an enormous magical boost but Sariel remains confident in his power, even as Crestia decides to side with Satan. Elsewhere, Lucifer knocks Olba out, cancelling the Moon spell, after deceiving him into throwing the city into panic for Satan's advantage. Finally Satan and Sariel engage in an epic aerial battle which destroys half of the city and ultimately ends with Sariel's defeat to Satan's demon sword.

Sid McCoy

Shénzhào Shàngrén

Threat Down; Canadian pharmaceuticals, fake sperm, Jackie Chan, rogue waves and Magnamorphs .

淨清
折尔肯
Chéngxīn

Colbert picks his winners for the 2011 Grammy Awards and Chris Hughes talks about his life since the Obama campaign.

Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend and the Black Keys make a special appearance in the first segment and compete for Colbert's Grammy vote by listing commercials their songs appear in.

Shirō continues to suffer from his illness while Miki sends boxes of merchandise she imported from Hawaii for Sadao and co. to sell at a bazaar in the shopping district. Meanwhile, Suzuno has a flashback which shows her job as an executioner of the Church to kill members of the rebelling Allied Knight Order. Eventually Chiho and Emi show up at Sadao's apartment building and along with Suzuno, help him move all of the merchandise over to the shopping district before he leaves for his shift at MgRonald. Here, Suzuno leaves the group and has a meeting with a hooded person involving her mission to kill Sadao to which she shows hesitation. Another flashback shows her eavesdropping on the Church's leaders during a meeting on Ente Isla where they conspire to use inconspicuous means to kill their enemies, to which Crestia laments that she didn't want to kill anyone. Back in the present, Suzuno reveals her true nature to Chiho and tries to justify her intentions of killing Sadao. Chiho, brought to tears, vehemently defends Sadao because of his kindness. Emi interjects and remains against killing Sadao instead, striving to fight for a world where everyone can live in peace, a statement which visibly enrages Suzuno who abruptly walks off. While Emi and Chiho walk home and ponder what happened, they are attacked by the masked man with the scythe from before, who reveals himself to be a fallen angel Sariel before managing to overwhelm Emilia in battle. Chiho tries to call Sadao, but is knocked unconscious by Crestia. At the same time, Sadao learns from Chiho's mother that Chiho didn't arrive home and has Hanzō track Emi's location via GPS but instead finds Suzuno moving rapidly towards the City Hall. Also learning that Mitsuki Sarue's identity is a forgery, Sadao hurriedly heads to the City Hall to rescue Chiho while Olba regains consciousness in the hospital.

韦春芳

Condemned some leading Republican opponents of the border security plan for acting like Democrats; spurred by the success of the "Better Know a District" series, debuted the 43-part series "Better Know a President; color:#ffffff; with first installment Theodore Roosevelt.

Lèdéhóng
慕天顏
蕊初

Colbert puts his brother Ed on notice for failing to give the Report rights to air press conference footage of the disputes between American speed skaters Chad Hedrick and Shani Davis. He then acts out the conferences using a water pipe to represent Hedrick and a hooker doll as Davis. Number five on the Threat-down was gay adoption. Roommates topped the Threat-down, though as toilet paper was the cause of one roommate murdering another, bears are involved through brand Charmin .
"Call me, Reese Witherspoon. This is The Colbert Report!"

Ājìchì

"Sorry Cookie Monster, 'C' is for Colbert. This is the eponymous report!"

Can4 Kan5-naam4

Another entry to the Green Screen challenge is shown. "The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude" shows an interview with inhabitants of Spencer County, Indiana with the controversy over Santa and Abraham Lincoln being the centerpiece of the town. Jon Stewart is tricked into calling the "Days of Repentance" hotline, followed by Un-American News.

Wú Lìuqí

勇者、仕事優先で魔王城に泊まる

Democrazy

Guān Ānjī
毛東珠

First Out-of-Context Interview, with Kay Bailey Hutchison; First Appearance of "Bring Him Back or Keep him Dead," featuring Torquemada, Charles Darwin and Dave Thomas; a sequence on positive mugshots, in honor of Tom DeLay's arrest.

许雪亭

"Myspace slashes its staff in half. Wow! They fired both people?"

Philippe Cousteau, Jr. and Steve Irwin film some of Australia's deadliest sea animals. Irwin was filming this documentary when he died. Aired posthumously, and dedicated to his memory.

List of The Colony episodes

"Due to my unauthorized spreading of the truth, I've been forced into the Witness Protection Program. This is the Silverman Report."

This is a list of episodes for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in 2003.

Lunchables

Steve and Terri travel with their young daughter Bindi from Brisbane to Broome in Western Australia on an old DC-3 airplane.

吴之荣
張淡月

"Move over Oprah, tonight, every member of my audience receives a priceless gift: The Truth!"

张国桂

List of The Daily Show guests (2005)

圖海
Zōng Déyí

Search for a Super Croc

Whitten v. Fenlee

Lí Běnshēn

Wildlife in Combat

Stephen delights in a correction by The New York Times stating they had misreported The Colbert Report's first episode's "Word" as "trustiness" rather than "truthiness," and provides "cat" as this episode's "Word" so the Times will have something easy enough for them to get right. First "I called it" segment.

Chiho has a strange dream where Satan leaves Earth and returns to Ente Isla, leaving her behind much to her agony. While recalling the dream to Sadao the next day he confirms that he doesn't have enough magic to return since he used it all repairing the city from his and Sariel's battle the previous day. At the same time, they discover Sariel in MgRonald's freezer since Sadao's magical bamboo had redirected his portal. Sariel immediately falls head over heels for Mayumi much to her disgust. Meanwhile, Emi also has a strange dream where Satan conquers Sasakuza. As she goes to visit Sadao and co. Shirō asks Sadao for some time off which makes her suspicious, causing her to enlist Emeralda to see what they might be up to. Later, Emi notices numerous boxes being delivered to Sadao's apartment and grows even more suspicious. At work, Sadao suddenly asks Mayumi for a shift change which causes Chiho to fear that he might return to Ente Isla, but Sadao apologetically keeps their motives hidden from her. Chiho and Emi decide to follow Sadao the next day to find out what they have been up to and discover that he along with Shirō had taken extra jobs to pay for Hanzo's GPS trackers which had saved them from Sariel. As Emi questions Sadao on the boxes, they return to the Villa Rosa to discover that Hanzo had been caught in a purchasing scam whereby he was tricked into buying useless items. Sadao and Emi head over to the retailer to claim a refund, and discover that Shirō had been working there, along with a threatening manager who refuses a refund due to a contract Hanzo had signed. Emi is able to solve the situation via a cooling-off period. Eventually Shirō and Sadao celebrate their success by going out to a restaurant, while everyone goes back to living normally in the human world.

In the epilogue, Sadao is forced to walk home through the rain after work. While waiting at the crosswalk, Emi approaches and gives him a new umbrella as a replacement for the one he had lent her. Sadao thanks her and she welcomes him with a smile.

Eddie's Will

罕帖摩

Steve tracks wild elephants in Sumatra, crocodiles, water monitors and wild boars.

Èbìlóng

Steve travels to the United States where he researches the remarkable rattlesnakes, the most venomous serpents of all, to show how placid they can be when unprovoked. In Florida, he finds snakes as diverse as the pygmy rattler and eastern diamondbacks. He also has a close encounter with timber rattlers in Virginia.

Gentleman Friend

Wú Lìshēn

"Life is a crap shoot, and I'm your loaded dice."

List of The Comeback episodes

Sigh
"Who's attacking me now?": Jon Friedman of MarketWatch claims that Yahoo! News has as little chance as the Report of winning a Pulitzer. In response, Colbert pulls out his various Peabody Awards and Primetime Emmy Awards.

Ng4 Lap6-san1

"The Truth hurts; fortunately for America, I'm a masochist."

Wéi Shuāngshuāng
遏必隆
阿濟赤

List of The Daily Show guests (2013)

"Break out some vodka, some lime juice, and the facts. You're about to do an upside down Truthikaze."

List of The Da Vinci Code characters

Shī Láng
Huàbósījī

The Devil Climbs the Stairway to School

宗德宜

The Lonely Weekend

Steve films the deadly sea snake in its underwater environment.

Ākē
費要多羅‧果羅文

The following is a list of episodes for the British BBC television drama, The Cut. The third series finished airing in December 2010 bringing the total number of episodes to 40 as 25-minute episodes and 200 as 5-minute episodes. The BBC have since confirmed that The Cut has not been recommissioned for a fourth series.

國姓爺
蘇菲亞

River of the Dammed

蘇克薩哈

Stephen launches a "Campaign Against Humbuggery"; bears once again top the "Threat Down," followed by happy Germans, alien landing areas, the 9/11 Commission, wasps, popes, and threats.

This is a list of fictional characters from Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code and the 2006 film based on it.

李本深

Better Know A District: Lynn Westmoreland from Georgia's 8th; Stephen gives American flags and bibles to the audience and displays a self-waving American flag that also plays patriotic songs.

归二娘
曹申吉
Sàbùsù
Féng Xīfàn

Steve relocates an extremely ornery white crocodile named Casper.

杨光先

Save It
Indulgence
"I'm a steamroller of truth, repaving the highway of the future. Expect delays."
Good Morning

法胜
Huáng Jī
莫洛

The Devil Goes on a Date with His Junior in Shinjuku

A Handful of Elephants

"We now return you to The Colbert Report, already in progress."

The Demon Headmaster Strikes Again: Part 3

Steve Irwin's Ghosts of War: Chapter II

Xíngdiān

A Little Red

Sir, Yes, Sir

Pete and Nick defend a celebrity murder case.

Si1 Long4

List of The Daughter of Twenty Faces episodes

Fāng Dàhóng
赵良栋

Stephen projects the Connecticut primary result by projecting that Joe Lieberman will not appear on his show. Stephen gives interior decorating advice for the White House press room. First episode of the animated series Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: The New Tek Jansen Adventures. Stephen finally attempts to check in with Jon Stewart and The Daily Show.

康亲王

"By the power of Grayskull, this is The Colbert Report."

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"I had an acting class this week, and it's really paid off: this is The Colbert Report."
Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in the World Cup.
Hamas tops the Threat-down for "forming an alliance with bears" in a television show with which they are connected; after reading a study showing that a TV in the bedroom cuts frequency of sex in half, Colbert feels bad and makes it up to the viewers by reporting on the new Medicare Part D with the lights low and with lots of seductive innuendo. The gold fiddle in the episode is a reference to the Charlie Daniels song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."

趙齊賢

Cut and Run
First instance where Colbert has removed items from his bookshelf. In this case, Jessica Simpson merchandise including her album Sweet Kisses and his pair of Daisy Dukes, in response to Simpson declining an offer to speak at a Republican Party fundraiser.

韦铜锤
吴应熊

Eddie and his father enjoy spending their Sundays together. Until, that is, a new "meddlesome busybody" neighbor, Miss Bristol , moves in. A retired teacher, Miss Bristol lectures separately both father and son that it isn't healthy to spend so much time together. So Eddie invents a friend he wants to play with on Sunday while Tom invents a girlfriend for his Sundays. Both spend their time idly apart, Tom at his office and Eddie moping around outside his apartment building. Eventually Tom guesses that Eddie is spending his Sundays alone and Eddie confesses. Eddie, consoling the mistaken Miss Bristol, said "You didn't meddle. You just didn't know what you were talking about."

Ecu-Menace!

Qí Tiānkǎi

"What you're about to see contains graphic violence, adult situations and scenes of full frontal Truth."

Crocodiles of the Revolution

A Colbert Report Special Report: The De-Edumacation of the American Brainscape

Faces in the Forest

List of The Dillinger Escape Plan members

神照上人
海大富

This is a list of all episodes of the television police drama series The District.

Better Know A District: Eleanor Holmes Norton of Washington, D.C. At the end of the interview, Marvel Comics Editor-In-Chief Quesada gives Stephen the shield of Captain America.

Hé Shèng
Bāyán

and the Pursuit

Steve attempts to learn the secrets of the crocodile, and why they have survived for 200 million years. Filmed in 2005, but aired in 2007 on the one year anniversary of Irwin's death.

"Put on the Sade and spritz on some Musk. I'm gonna Truth you all night long."

澄通

"I don't have a truth problem. I tell the truth, I fall down, no problem. This is The Colbert Report."

The Dingo Fence in southern Queensland, Australia, is part of the world's longest fence , built to keep dingoes out of southern Queensland and away from the sheep flocks. Steve observes boars, snakes and dingoes in the Outback.

"Time to take a half-hour break from rockin' in the free world. This is The Colbert Report!"

Sophie Cooper

净源

The Demon Headmaster Strikes Again: Part 2

南懷仁

Guest Star: Amanda Lynne as Angustia 'Gus' Ferrero.
Guest Stars: Anne Meara as Annie Dempsey, Jerry Stiller as Mr. Landon, Yvonne Wilder as Kathy, John Breckfield as Jeff .

Tāng Ruòwàng
何鐵手

Nevada v. Greene

Sītú Bóléi

The Encounter Group

夏国相

Homo Sapien Agenda

Gifts Are for Giving
Eddie struggles with the emotional pangs of first love for his much taller neighbor Elsie . He suspects she likes him because she borrowed his sneakers as a good luck charm. He invites her over to his birthday party but is nervous that his "better looking" friend Richard Katkov will snatch Elsie away. At first relieved that Richard is bringing a date himself, Eddie is instantly attracted to the brown-haired, more height-appropriate girl, Margaret , even giving her a braid found in the piñata booty. All of this attention is hurting Elsie's feelings. Eddie resolves the dilemma by sticking by Elsie which shows to Tom that he is learning responsibility. He understands from Mrs. Livingston's haiku that Margaret is unattainable while Elsie is "touchable". "It's really love if she doesn't have real long brown hair or anything 'cept you still think she's real neat." Guest Stars: James Cole as Max Kelly, Erin Moran as Emily Ruth Gustafson , Mitchell Sakamoto as Frank Komosori, Richard S. Steele as Dick .

The Devil Is a Part-Timer! is 2013 fantasy, comedy Japanese anime series based on the light novels written by Satoshi Wagahara. In another dimension, the Dark Lord Satan and his forces of evil are defeated by the Hero Emilia Justina. Satan and his Demon general Alciel are forced to flee through a portal which drops them off in modern day Japan. With their magic slowly depleting in an unfamiliar world, they are forced to assume the lives of normal human beings in order to survive. The Hero Emilia Justina follows them through the portal and she too is met with the same circumstances. Although Emilia still harbors negative feelings towards Satan for his past acts of evil, they become unlikely allies in order to survive.The anime is produced by White Fox and directed by Naoto Hosoda, with series composition by Masahiro Yokotani, character designs by Atsushi Ikariya, art direction by Yoshito Takamine and sound direction by Jin Aketagawa. The thirteen episode series premiered between April 4 and June 27, 2013 on Tokyo MX and was later aired on KBS, SUN-TV, BS Nittele, TVA and AT-X. Pony Canyon released the series in Japan on six Blu-ray and DVD volumes starting on July 3, 2013. The anime was acquired by Funimation for streaming in North America. Manga Entertainment later licensed the series for distribution. This was followed by an acquisition by Siren Visual for home media distribution and online streaming on their AnimeLab service in 2014.The opening theme is "Zero!!" by Minami Kuribayashi while the ending theme is "Gekka" (月花, lit. "Moon Flower") by Nano Ripe. "Star Chart" (スターチャート) by Nano Ripe is used as the ending theme of episode 5 while "Tsumabiku Hitori" (ツマビクヒトリ) by Nano Ripe is used as the ending theme of episode 13.

Las Vegas attorneys Nick Morelli and Pete Kaczmarek defend a murder client.

Colbert provides a different view on global warming with his PowerPoint presentation/"top-grossing documentary" The Convenientest Truth.
Stephen downs a Hoegaarden Blanche wheat beer in front of New Jersey's 3rd district Democratic candidate Rich Sexton.

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Happy Ending
Conducted fake interview with Tom DeLay by splicing in his words from three separate interviews for the 23rd installment of "Better Know a District." Put his honorary doctorate from Knox College on bookshelf along with pictures of TV doctors Noah Drake from General Hospital, Gregory House from House, and Cliff Huxtable from The Cosby Show. Credits list Producer Dr. Stephen Colbert.

Harvey , an old college acquaintance, comes to visit. Tom, not remembering Harvey as a close friend, starts to feel put out after he overstays his welcome. In the end, Harvey is very grateful and the sentiment makes Tom feel good about his generosity. In parallel, Eddie is also struggling with his friend sharing all of his toys. Guest Stars: Jean Marie Ingels as Doreen and Linda Meiklejohn as Jeri, the two "not the mother type" dates of Harvey and Tom.
Guest Star: Lee Joe Casey as Bobby Brownbear .

姚必达

"Side effects of tonight's show may include euphoria, patriotism and painful urination."
Casualty of War

Yūsha, Shuraba o Keiken Suru

韋小寶
鄭成功
净清

¡Cerrado!

呂留良
Bǐdé Yīshì
史松
马超兴
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归钟

John Stossel says there is nothing wrong with cousins marrying each other , Mission plan concocted for Killer, Bobby, and Ric Ocasek to rescue Stephen Jr., Stephen's Sound Advice: Power Failure.

Maō, Shinjuku de Kōhai to Dēto Suru

老吳
司徒伯雷
归辛树
Sāngjié
舒化龍
Fǎshèng

List of The Daily Show episodes (1996)

List of The Daily Show guests (2009)

Nevada v. Reily

"I'm going through America's trash separating the white glass of truth from the green glass of facts."

Jiāng Bǎishèng
赵齐贤

"I got my mojo working—mojo, of course, is what I call my assistant Monica Johnson."

"John Boehner is the new Speaker of the House. Either that or the mahogany podium has learned to talk."

Nevada v. Donnie The Numbers Guy

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司徒鶴
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馬超興
馬信

Guest Stars: Guest Stars: Brenda Benet as Brenda, Jodie Foster as Joey Kelly, Claire Brennen as Sherry Barnes, Robert Burton as Brian Frisbee .

"Don't have a cow man, dyn-o-myte, aaaay, I'm the Fonz, what'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis? This is The Colbert Report!"

Nick defends a getaway driver's charge of attempted murder. Pete pleas for a man who stole Elvis collectables.

班副將

"Alright stoners, start your copy of "The Dark Side of the Moon"...now! This is the Colbert Report!"

神龙教

"I've got truth fever... Seriously, I've been throwing up all day."
Opens with a demand of forgiveness from various Jews. Author Daniel Golden helps Stephen form an opinion on early admission to colleges. Golden immediately calls after the interview to, as a Jew, apologize for the interview, saying he should have made his point clearer. Better Know a District: Paul Aronsohn from New Jersey's 5th.

皇甫阁
折爾肯

Risky Business

Martin Donovan

A Colbert Report Special Report: American Pop Culture: It's Crumbelievable! Damian Kulash from the band OK Go comes on to discuss how and why his band circumvented the "corporate machine." Stephen shows a typical family and how cable television has destroyed their lives.

温有方

Hungarian ambassador to the United States András Simonyi announces that Stephen Colbert won the Northern M0 Danube bridge-naming contest, but in order to actually have the bridge named after him Colbert must be dead; Colbert lambasts NASA for launching Space Shuttle Atlantis instead of sending the president to Mars.

歸鐘

Brett Conrad

Huìcōng

Stephen pines for Matthew McConaughey to be reinstated as Sexiest Man Alive, scorns Deck the Halls, Black Christmas, and It's a Wonderful Life, and speaks to Richard Linklater about Fast Food Nation

Chá'ěrzhū

Steve returns to his roots as he captures and relocates a 14-foot crocodile named Nobby away from a busy waterway in Australia.

Suǒétú

Scolded the San Francisco Zoo for, as he perceived, having two male eagles raise Stephen, Jr.

A Very Different Drummer

List of The Daily Show episodes (2009)

"By now you should be trained to salivate whenever you hear... This is The Colbert Report."
Case Closed

The Candidate

Martyr

The Unbirthday Present

杜立德

"I'm giving America something better than candy; my opinions. But be careful! Some of them are filled with razor blades. This is The Colbert Report"

林桂鼎
Chéngguān

List of The Cosby Show writers

Very Young Man with a Horn

Michael Waldman, Christine Yvette Lewis

索額圖

Profiled a fireworks salesman in The Difference Makers; said "goodbye" to the Supreme Court; left the show in solidarity with Star Jones leaving The View.

Chéngtōng
Táo Hóngyīng

Steve Irwin travels to Sri Lanka to help laborers contend with some of the most venomous snakes in the world like the russels vipers and the cobras. And, for the first time in his life, he goes head-to-head with a man-eating mugger crocodile.

"I've got the truth on my side - it's one of the advantages of getting to pick first. This is The Colbert Report!"

胜罗陀

"Focus on the spot on the wall and breath over the contractions. This truth's coming out head first."

Carolina Paiz

白寒松
佟图赖

Las Vegas v. Reid

List of The Den cast members

"Stop operating heavy machinery, because you're about to take two maximum strength tablets of Truth."

Steve Irwin's Great Escape: National Parks Down Under

Nick and Pete defend a young man who has been duped by a woman to smuggle a car full of cocaine across the Mexican border.

"Get on your tippy toes America. You must be this tall to ride the TruthCoaster."
Colbert was accidentally about to say "Ro-pert" and then cursed when he realized his mistake; after the opening credits he says, "The name of the show is not The Colbert Ro-shit. First installment of "Stephen Makes it Simple", with big government and small government.
"Don't touch that dial, and if your TV has a dial... go get a new TV."

賈老六
康親王

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吳六奇

The whole episode is used to slowly build up to the guitar-solo-challenge against The Decemberists' guitarist Chris Funk, including a Stephen-friendly performance of "Stephen, Stephen" a song written just days before by Robert Schneider of The Apples in Stereo and a "Shred Down." Stephen – who, after "injuring himself", is replaced by Peter Frampton – wins in a close contest. Other guests include Henry Kissinger, rock critic Anthony DeCurtis, and Governor-elect Eliot Spitzer. The end of the show sees Cheap Trick guitarist and Colbert Report theme writer Rick Nielsen lead the other three guitarists and Stephen in a rendition of the theme.

明珠

Guest Stars: Lisa Kirk as Mrs. Rickles, Jodie Foster as Joey Kelly, Chris Woodley as Miss Huffman.

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The Ghetto Girl

殷錦
云素梅

ThreatDown: Salaries! ; There is no Threat #4!; The Pope! ; The Geography Police! ; Bears! Introduces his "Condon'ts". At the conclusion of the show, Stephen got a thank you from his audience, and said, "You're very welcome", a subtextual response to the Thank You Stephen Colbert website.

娜達麗亞

During the interview segment with Linda Hirshman, Colbert claimed that latchkey kids all grew up to be crazy, implying that he read it on Wikipedia. Hirshman then said that if Wikipedia didn't state such a thing before, it most likely soon would.
"Take the Colbert challenge, America! Sing the National Anthem to the tune of my theme song! This is The Colbert Report!"

Má Bǎo
無根道人

List of The Demon Headmaster episodes

List of The Deep End episodes

Mark Strickson

"The days are getting shorter and shorter, and the Democrats have only been in power for a week. This is The Colbert Report!"

Casper: The White Crocodile
Legends of the Galapagos

"Six days left to get your Christmas shopping done America. Fifteen-and-a-half , thirty-four , This is the Colbert Report!"

Steve continues his search for WWII artifacts and battlefields in the South Pacific.

List of The Daily Show episodes (2015)

"This show may be recorded for quality assurance. This... is The Colbert Report."

A Five-Pound Monkey on His Stomach

Suǒní
白寒枫
九难

A Colbert Report Special Report: A Salute to the American lady, which Colbert was forced to do after being involved with some of the interns. Stephen R.A.P.S., Cooks with Feminists , and ends by declaring everyone Mrs. Colbert.
Colbert considers Japan's victory in the World Baseball Classic a victory for the United States by proxy; performance reviews of staff members Bobby, Jimmy, and Killer are done on-air; Colbert corrects a number of factual errors from recent episodes during "the In-Box."

冯锡范
钱老本

"I told you America, a hard rain's gonna fall. This is The Colbert Report!"

The Devil Carries Out His Duties

Colbert mocks the USA's low student achievement in science. Part thirteen of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Chaka Fattah of Pennsylvania's 2nd District.
"Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% respiration. You'd be surprised how many geniuses forget to breathe. This is the Colbert Report!"

Steve and Terri visit the small, cute and entertaining world of baby animals, including possums, bears, snakes, bison, crocs and tigers.

"The pen is mightier than the sword... if you shoot that pen out of a gun. This is The Colbert Report."

Guest Star: Ned York as Alex.

Inquisition

List of The Daily Show guests

The Demon Headmaster : Part 2

Steve enters the water to look at dolphins, seals and sharks. He also takes time to look at the wreck of the Batavia and see tammar wallabies and pythons.
Steve and his camera crew look at the wildlife of Antarctica, including penguins, leopard seals, humpback whales and elephant seals.

"Let's make this quick, our Christmas party's tonight."

They Shoot Crocodiles, Don't They?

We Love Annie

苏菲亚

Showed his audition tape for White House Press Secretary, a lengthy sketch first shown at the White House Correspondents' Dinner that ends with him being chased by Helen Thomas, parodying many horror movie chase scenes - for example, in trying to enter his car, he repeatedly fumbles and drops his keys.

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Mentioned his "Native American friend", "gay friend", and "little person friend" and asked for applications to be his new "black friend." Revealed that the Colbert Report eagle is named "Liberty" . Placed his body parts on the auction block; his gall bladder was first to be sold, for $100.

Africa's Final Frontier

路副將

Stephen adds pant cuffs to the "On Notice" board but has to move New York Intellectuals to the "Dead to Me" board to make room; Part five of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Mark Udall of Colorado's 2nd congressional district.

The firm represents a teenager who took the wrong dosage of a medication.

Hello, Miss Bessinger, Goodbye

Visiting U.S. armed forces at Eglin Air Force base, Steve checks out Air Force jets and helps soldiers move venomous snakes out of harm's way.

察克旦

Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger: wag of the finger to Oregon for its physician-assisted suicide law, tip of the hat to the U.S. Supreme Court for upholding the law, so there will be fewer of those hippies from Oregon, "California's Canada." Second appearance of Wilford Brimley.

建宁公主
贾老六
Lǐu Yàn
Dǒng Jīnkuí

"We're holding our spring formal and my date is the truth. Tonight, we're going all the way."
Part twelve of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Jerrold Nadler of New York's 8th District

Kāngxī Huángdì
Zhāng Yǒng

The Irwin family explore national parks of the United States, travelling through North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas.

Gě Tōng

Lights! Croc! Action!

Yà'ěrqīngsījī
馬齊
佟國綱

Fear Is for Understanding

Belly Achin'
Rioting Do's and Don't's; Colbert marks premiere of The Colbert Report in Canada by welcoming Canadians as fellow "it-getters"; bears, the soulless killing machines, top the Threat Down once again.
"America, I'm throwing my arms in the air and waving them like I just don't care. I'm sorry, I just can't do it - I do care! This is The Colbert Report!"
Bring 'Em Back Or Leave 'Em Dead: Asian Edition; Formidable Opponent: Torture

Tina decides that she wants to marry Norman, who, after initially resisting, decides it would be a great idea. Tom later reminisces about asking Eddie's mom to marry. Inspired, Eddie explains to Norman and Tina that their marriage would be different from his parents: the former plans to go to the disco every night as a married couple, the latter settled down and had Eddie. Echoing the expression, "Out of the Mouth's of babes", the bride and groom-to-be realize that their motivation, to avoid loneliness, is not an adequate reason to marry. Amusingly, they call off the wedding but decide there is no reason to cancel the wedding reception.

"Let's see... Five letter word, "Proven to be accurate"... Hmm, you got me."
El Comandante

韋皋
Hūbāyīn

Elephants and Orange People

Expecting

Hé Yòu

魔王と勇者、いつもと違った日常を過ごす

The Road to You Know Where Is Paved with You Know What

List of The Daily Show guests (1999)

Secrets of the Crocodile

The Demon Headmaster : Part 3

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The Hero Experiences a Fray

Chén Jìnnán
Yáng Yìzhī

Colbert takes credit for Stephen Harper's victory in the Canadian federal election ; part eleven of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Bill Pascrell of New Jersey's 8th District.

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Wai4 Siu2-bou2

It's A Small World

Guest Star: Meg Wyllie as Miss Harriet Ritter.

Absolutely Maybe

List of The Colbys cast members

Who's Not Honoring Me Now; Stephen's Sound Advice on getting through high school.
"This weekend, Hippies celebrated Earth Day; maybe one day they'll celebrate Jobs Day."

Shǐ Sōng

Stephen comments on the nomination of Robert Gates and on NASA's plan to colonize the moon. He then comments on how a tribe of Native Americans kicked out one of his members in his Word segment. After the break there is the "Sport Report; color:#ffffff; with a rant about the Saginaw Spirit, who lost 3 games in a row despite having a mascot named after him.

Lǐ Xīhuá

"Space shuttle astronauts, look down: you can see this from space [points at his abnormally protruding right ear]. This is the Colbert Report!"
Announced that Colbert Nation was now a nuclear power, "in an arms race with Hannity & Colmes." On the 20th installment of "Better Know a District", Georgia's 11th Congressional District, interviewing Rep. Phil Gingrey, .
Colbert opens the show by speaking in Korean in response to North Korea's nuclear bomb detonations. He then gives an update to the Saginaw Spirit in the Stephen Colbert Sports Update . The show closes with Randy Newman singing "Political Science."

元义方

Maō to Yūsha, Itsumo to Chigatta Nichijō o Sugosu

苏冈

"Spoiler Alert. This is The Colbert Report!"

Steve's Most Dangerous Adventures

舒化龙
阿珂

Mrs. Livingston's "Gentleman Friend", Mr. Sato , has asked her to marry. While Tom puts forward a brave front, Eddie takes the news with sadness. After learning that she will need to move to Japan, Mrs. Livingston calls off the wedding, saying, "Homesick is not the reason to get married." Guest Star: Claudia Bryar as Mrs. Thaler.

Jìngyuán

Smarterer

Steve follows Terri to her home state of Oregon, and to New York, to watch beavers and raccoons. Steve also helps Terri to relocate her pet cougar, Malina. Animals are alligator snapping turtle, American alligator, grey kangaroo, freshwater crocodile and red-belly black snake.

Zhāng Guóguì

"Get some ice; I've pulled my groin... my enormous groin."

Tom tries out a computer dating service for a magazine article. Subconsciously thinking of what is best for Eddie, he answers the dating questions in terms of who would be a good mother rather than a good wife. He is matched, incompatibly it turns out, to a woman who similarly answers questions reflecting her desire to be a mother. After realizing that they had matched only to Eddie's desires to the exclusion of themselves, they part as friends.

朱國治

"I just finished my resume. If anyone asks, this show has been on for 30 years. This is The Colbert Report!"
A Colbert Report Special Report: Home, Hearth, Heart & Heartland: A Return to Traditional Values. The normal theme music is replaced by Colbert on guitar and leading the audience in "This Land Is Your Land." Judith Martin appears as a special correspondent. Colbert gives "Stephen's Sound Advice" to parents on how to raise a hero. This is also the first episode in which a "The Wørd" segment does not appear.

达和尔

"Everyone put your keys in the bowl, it's time for a swinging Truth party!"

Mòluò

"[quietly] If you can hear this you're too close to your television. [yelling] This is The Colbert Report!"
"Mark your calendars America, I'm turning February twenty-one into February twenty-wow!"

甘輝

Gullible bowel syndrome is treated by a placebo, scientists can cure mouse infertility, and a wild lynx increases the walking speeds of elderly patients.

Notable moment - Stephen tries to tape his face and cannot properly handle the tape.

Quotes
*"I just wanna give a big shout-out to one of our sponsors: Arby's. If I was about to be killed, I would eat it. After I'm dead, I'd like to be sliced paper-thin and served with horsey sauce!"
*"Finally a cure for mouse infertility! The species is saved!"
*"Oh wow, it has a creamy center. So, Hostess makes our DNA."

Lǚ Líuliáng
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The Demon Headmaster Strikes Again: Part 1

Lǐ Zìchéng

The Colbert Report calls the 2008 United States presidential election in favor of Bill Frist, the first news show to do so. Colbert also predicts that a war will be waged against Iran by then.

Charlie Haid

Máo Shíbā

or Feature

Steve takes viewers behind the scenes at the Queensland Reptile and Fauna Park in Australia. The work at the park includes relocation of giant boas and healthcare for alligators.

夏國相
Kāng Qīnwáng
亞爾青斯基
孙思克
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吳大鵬

Big Croc Diaries

List of The District episodes#Season One

Xuányè

A man dies on a construction site and his wife sues the company with Nick as her lawyer. Another man, represented by Pete, tries to get himself out of trouble after exposing a magician's secret.

Part nine of "Better Know a District; color:#ffffff; with Rep. Steve Rothman of New Jersey's 9th District; Michael Adams gets a phone call from Colbert, who accepts a apology.

胖尊者

"All You Need to Know" returns. Stephen implores Sir Benjamin Slade, a British man searching for an American heir, to give his estate to him.
Colbert opens the show by commenting on Saddam Hussein's death sentence by hanging and pushes viewers to vote Republican. A net of red balloons are hung above the set, but no blue ones since he felt it wasn't necessary. He notes that if the Republicans don't win the House after the midterm elections, no balloons would be falling. He brings out two children who want a balloon drop and urges people to vote Republican. Colbert then tells the viewers what to expect while voting and ends by having a fireside chat about absentee ballots.

Angus Duncan as John Buckner, Patti Cohoon as Gretchen Buckner.

"There's an old saying where I come from: This is The Colbert Report!"

Suzuno Kamazuki who had fallen down their apartment building's stairs comes to introduce herself to Sadao, Shirō and Hanzō the next morning and gives them a box of udon noodles as a friendly gesture. Elsewhere, Emi receives a box containing bottles of a sacred power boosting drink from Emeralda. As she continues to stalk Sadao's apartment, Emi spots Suzuno helping Hanzō with chores and goes to covertly investigate, although she is caught when Suzuno exits the apartment and Emi falls down the stairs while fleeing. Back in Sadao's apartment, Suzuno introduces herself to Emi and thinks that she and Sadao are in some kind of relationship because of their unreserved manner when speaking to each other, which she denies. Emi then speaks with Suzuno outside and seemingly misunderstands that Suzuno might like Sadao, prompting her to warn Suzuno not to get close to Sadao. Although Suzuno already knows who Emi is, being from Ente Isla herself . As Sadao leaves for work where he is made Shift Supervisor, Suzuno gives him a handmade boxed lunch. While Emi stakes out, outside MgRonald, Emeralda calls to ask the results of the magic drink, and relays that there is peace on Ente Isla for now while rumors are being spread. Emeralda further adds that the Church is currently looking for the missing Olba, warning that people may be looking for her as well. As Sadao takes his break at MgRonald, Chiho gets jealous of the packed lunch given to him by Suzuno. Meanwhile, while buying food at a convenience store, Emilia is attacked by a masked man wielding a large scythe and using Magic which nullifies her Holy Sword in a counterattack. In the aftermath while wondering who the masked man was, Emi receives a call from Chiho, venting her jealousy over Sadao's boxed lunch.

Sidewinders of Arizona

Tom and Eddie go on a camping trip with Dr. Bob Lockwood and his son . Tension between the two dads arise due to their differing viewpoints on camping: Bob sees it as a character building exercise, particularly from a military perspective, whereas Tom sees it as a chance to have fun with Eddie. After Tom and the two boys get lost , Bob chastises them for not following proper protocol. In the end, Bob loosens up after realizing that his relationship with his son would improve if they become more of a father and son rather than an army captain and recruit.

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Graham's Revenge

玄燁

"Let's change the world! But not the channel!"

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