Sean Mulcahy

Randy and Tim face off over Binford's environmental policies when Randy writes an article for his school newspaper, and his interview with Bud leads Randy to cause a Tool Time argument. Jill gets an internship counselling families.

Meet the Seavers

Bad Girlfriends
Cheryl Holliday

Carol's Article

The king's uncle and aunt come to visit when they think that everything is too dangerous and they must bring the kings home. The guys try to prove the kings are safe, but Brady gets bitten by a bug that gives him horrible side effects, which they have to hide from them.

Special guest star: Tichina Arnold as Aunt Nancy

Peter Tolan

Chopin, the dog that Stuart lost custody of in his divorce, stays over. Phil then accidentally switches the dog with a lookalike, after having a one night stand with another dog owner. Holly suspects that Eden is having an affair with their married boss, Mr. Hubner , and is even more convinced when she discovers that Eden is pregnant.

Maggie reunites Jason with his former band when he starts to feel old.
Nick Lerose

Karen Hall and

After Tim feels threatened by one of Jill's classmates, he joins her book club who is reading Madame Bovary and later The Fountainhead. Tim thinks that Chris is Jill's soul mate until she says that Tim is her soul mate.

Superdad!

The King of Queens is an American television sitcom that originally aired on CBS from September 21, 1998, to May 14, 2007. The series spanned nine seasons, with a total of 207 episodes produced.

Mark Reisman

My Fair Stuart

What You See is What You Get
Not-So-Great Scott
Engine and a Haircut, Two Fights

Drake Sather

Chris Carlisle & Billy Riback

Stand by Your Man

The Awful Truth

The Route of All Evil

Someone to Watch Over Me

Tim O'Donnell & Tom Walla

Brady and Boomer disguise themselves to join the Riptides, a gang famous for pulling pranks all over the island. Their final test before they will be accepted into the gang is stealing Yamakoshi; Lanny's beloved talking pet fish.

Note: Brady references the show Hannah Montana, in which Mitchell Musso also played a main character, when he says that Boomer's wig would make him unrecognizable even he was "a famous teen pop sensation, and I was your best friend".

Andy Cadiff

Kevin Abbott
Ben crams for a college entrance exam with no help from Jason.

When Boomer and Boz find out Lanny is mad at them, they buy him his own island to rule. But when Mikayla informs the Kings that the secret source of their wealth lives on that island, a gopher that naturally produces gold, they must try to get the gopher back without Lanny ever being the wiser.

Guest star: Morgan Leigh as Royal Mime, Eric Petersen as Catawampus
Absent: Geno Segers as Mason Makoola

Hoying, Grassi, Maldonado

When Harry announces that he is retiring to Arizona and selling the hardware store, Tim organizes a fundraising party for the store--and ends up buying it himself. But when business dries up, he wonders what he's doing wrong. In the end, Marty and Jeff take the store off his hands, reminding him he has a tool show. Meanwhile, Brad tries to go to Florida for spring break.

Graduation Day

Victoria announces she has been named director of a community theater in Cleveland, and is casting for the play All About Eve. Her son Tony tries out for the male lead, but his acting is horrible. However, when Victoria hears him sing she decides to remake the play as a musical. Meanwhile, Victoria's mother Penny is cast as the grandmother character, but understudy Elka does all she can to make sure Penny misses opening night. Meanwhile, Joy and Melanie do not like how their rear ends look in the restaurant security cameras, so they use some Hollywood tricks to soften the focus. This proves to be a bad idea after the bar is robbed and the police cannot make out the perpetrator's face.

Meet the Parents

Talk to Me

Sam leaps into Gordon O'Reilly , a bounty hunter handcuffed to a compulsively lying woman who is suspected of embezzling a large sum of money, and must decide whether his mission is to help the woman escape or bring her to justice.

For Whom the Belch Tolls

Mindy Schultheis

Note: The title is a parody of the 1956 film, The King and I, based on a popular stage musical first performed on Broadway in 1951.

When an old friend of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole story about this former boyfriend.

My Son, the Driver

Guest stars: Justin Burnette as Eddie, Marsha Clark as Voice of Mitzi the Talking Doll, Robin Riker as Janet Majors, Nicky Rose as Amanda
Note: ''The off-screen character that was mentioned by Laverne, Dr. Everett Scott, and the character Janet Majors could be a possible reference to the "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Dr. Everett Scott & Janet are both characters in the movie; however, in this episode of Empty Nest, Janet has the last name of her "Rocky Horror" fiancee Brad Majors.

Story by: Dan Guntzelman & Mike Sullivan

Wilbur is being bullied at school in view of Joy and Bob, and the two disagree on how to handle it. When Bob shows up the next day and resolves the issue peacefully, Joy sees him in a new light and thinks he may really be the one for her. Unfortunately, "Canadian Joy" has just come back into Bob's life. Meanwhile, Victoria tries to keep up with her much younger editor/boyfriend, while Melanie decides to confront her former school bully online.

Honey, I Shrunk Laverne
Mark Grant

Mike, Kate and Julie

Rick Newberger

Bob Keyes & Doug Keyes

The Taylors go to a hardware show, and Jill looks forward to spending quality time exploring the city with the boys. But they don't seem to be interested in spending time with her, and she realizes how fast they're growing up. Meanwhile, Tim causes several accidents at the hardware show during Tool Time remotes.

Heart and Troll

Season three of Quantum Leap ran on NBC from September 28, 1990 to May 22, 1991. It consists of twenty-two episodes. The season's two-part premiere episode received two Creative Arts Emmys, with part one recognized for Outstanding Achievement in Makeup for a Series and part two recognized for Outstanding Cinematography for a Series. The second part also earned Michael Zinberg a Directors Guild of America Award for Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Dramatic Shows – Night.

Tim stops telling jokes and screwing up on Tool Time after he installs an intercom and hears Randy call him a screw up. Brad wants to read David Copperfield so he can talk to Jennifer, but he finds out it's not about the magician and Jennifer breaks up with him, which hurts Jill more than Brad.
Workin' Man Blues

Jill learns her sister Carol is having a baby girl. When they talk about the baby's name and Jill is going through the boys' baby toys, she wishes she could have a baby girl. Tim tells Randy and Brad that Jill always wanted a girl so they tell Mark that Jill wished he had been a girl. This upsets Mark and when Jill wants to bake a cake with him, he doesn't want to. When she finds out the truth, she tells Mark that what Randy and Brad told him isn't true. Tim is also upset because he doesn't want another child. But he feels alright again when Jill tells him that they don't have the time for another child. On Tool Time, Tim and Al welcome Heidi, who becomes the new Binford Tool Girl, after Lisa goes off to college.

First appearance of: Heidi Keppert, as well as Debbe Dunning's second appearance in the series.

The Seavers vs. the Cleavers

(N/A)
Hot in Cleveland (season 6)
Tazed and Confused

Boomer opens the teen hotspot of his dreams and hires Brady as his assistant. When Boomer fires him, Brady spitefully opens his own club across the way inside a crypt upon being guided there by Lanny. When Brady performs a new song for the crowd with the lyrics having been provided by Lanny, the club is overrun by zombies that have been awakened by the song. Now it's up to Boomer to put his differences aside and rescue his brother.

Absent: Geno Segers as Mason Makoola

Maggie Seaver's: The Meaning of Life

When Carmen asks for birth control pills, George immediately assumes that her boyfriend Jason is pressuring her to have sex, but he denies it. George then realizes that it is Carmen who wants to have sex with Jason. When Max complains of a stomachache, he says he ate some stale mints in Carmen's room. George and Angie find out she bought birth control pills, with Benny and Vic's help. In an effort to stop her, George and Angie bribe her with a car to postpone having sex until she is 18 .

Wild Kingdom

Carol's Crush

Don't Tell Momma
Tim manages to break a valuable piece of church equipment during Custom Cabinet week on Tool Time. After volunteering at a hospice, Randy begins to question his religion. Randy is shocked when his patient takes a turn for the worse. Dan Aykroyd makes a guest appearance as Father Mike Weber, Aykroyd's character from the fellow ABC sitcom, Soul Man.
Eye on Tim
Slip Sleddin' Away

Luke's father comes to town wanting him back.
Bringing Up Baby

The All-American Boy - Not!
Wendy Braff

Malibu Country

Guest stars: Edan Gross as Jeffrey Millstein, Freddie Dawson as Waiter, Lindsay Parker as Girl, Pat Crowley as Claire

When Tim's mother returns, she begins dating Mr. Leonard, Tim's old shop teacher, and doesn't want to spend time with Tim.

First appearance of: Lucille Taylor

Long Live The Kings Part 1

The Exes is an American comedy television series starring Donald Faison, Wayne Knight, Kristen Johnston, David Alan Basche, and Kelly Stables. It debuted on TV Land on November 30, 2011, airing on Wednesday nights at 10:30 p.m. The series was created by Mark Reisman and follows three divorced men who live in a New York City apartment owned by their divorce lawyer.In February 2014, TV Land renewed the series for a twelve-episode fourth season that premiered on November 5, 2014. Additional episodes were ordered before the season premiered. On August 10, 2015, the series was cancelled by TV Land with six episodes remaining in the fourth season. The network announced that all six episodes would air, with the finale airing September 16, 2015.

The Way We Are

Holly tutors a law student who is half her age, and he becomes attracted to her. When Eden sees how hot the young man is, she suspects something isn't right. Haskell admires a woman from afar and wants to keep it that way, but Stuart concocts a plan for the two to meet in person. Meanwhile, Phil and Eden become "friends with benefits."

Nancy Heydorn

While taking Max and his friend Ricky out, George and Angie discover Ernie's new girlfriend is Tammy, Ricky's birth mother. After finding out she has a positive pregnancy test, George has problems convincing Ernie not to marry her. Ernie does not believe George, and Tammy is furious at Ernie for doubting her virginity. When Tammy reveals the truth to Ernie, that the baby is not his, Ernie still wants to marry her.

The Girl Who Cried Baby

Glitter Rock

English

Jason helps Mike with his Psychology class, with unexpected results.

Note: Contrary to the episode title, this episode was the 89th episode to air.

Full Nest

Nastaran Dibai

List of Pair of Kings episodes#Season 1

When a police detective is assigned to clear up some of the questions surrounding the former mayor's death, new mayor Elka hires her own detectives to act as "cleaners" and help her avoid a scandal. But there's one other loose end: a nosy reporter named Dane whom Melanie is assigned to distract. Meanwhile, Victoria sweats over a focus group broadcast in Cleveland for her new HBO series, which will determine if the series airs or not.

Hurricane Saturday

How the West Was Won

When Tim hires Marty to rebuild the Tool Time set, it puts their friendship on the line because Tim complains about Marty's work performance. Meanwhile, Brad gets a new girlfriend: a new girl in the neighborhood, who is also a motor-mouth.

Jay Abramowitz
After seeming to be the oldest parent at Chrissy's preschool , Maggie dreams of Chrissy as a teenager .
Carol's Carnival

Guest star: John Eric Bentley as Uncle Bill

List of The King of Queens episodes#Season 7: 2004–05

Elliot Stern

Piano Man

Jason's mother wants to get married on a cruise ship.

You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts

Jason and Maggie are shocked when Carol announces her engagement to Bobby.

Bob Vila is going to be a guest on Tool Time, and is going to participate in a game called "Stump the Toolman" with Tim. Randy gets in trouble for picking on a kid at school, and Jill forces him to invite the boy over, only to realize he is as annoying as Randy claims.

First appearances of: Bob Vila and John Binford

Note: This episode title is a parody reference to the 1991 Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss film, What About Bob?.

Guest star: Tyrel Jackson Williams as Hilo Tutuki

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On Thanksgiving, for a perfect Christmas card, Tim builds a Christmas Village and has the family wear costumes, yet the snow machine causes problems and malfunctions, and Tim has to fix it.

Note: This was Jimmy Labriola's very first appearance on the show, but not as his recurring character of Benny Baroni. He plays the man who delivers a reindeer at Tim's house. His appearance was uncredited.

Almost Like Being in Love

Tim throws out a chain letter from Al, and receives bad luck continuously. Randy breaks his bike after participating in a dare. Tim dyes his hands green and Jill beats him up, giving him a black eye and a disfigured face. George Foreman guest stars as himself on Tool Time.

Quantum Leap (season 3)

The third season of the TV Land's original sitcom The Exes premiered on June 19, 2013. A total of 20 episodes were produced for the third season. The series stars Donald Faison, Wayne Knight, Kristen Johnston, David Alan Basche and Kelly Stables.

All in the Family

More to Love
Special Guest Star: Brad Hall as Chuck

Julie and Mike suffer prenuptial jitters.

The King and Eyes

United States

Lonely Are the Brave

No, No, Godot

Sleepless in the Castle

Too Many Cooks

Pretty Women

Tool Time is revisited by Astronauts Ken Bowersox and Steve Hawley, who announce that a Binford tool will be used on their next shuttle mission. Will Tim or Al win the competition to be the one to use the tool in space? Back on Earth, Mark tries to impress a girl by making a dramatic change to his appearance.

Victoria's father Alex , also an actor, comes to town with news that he has three months to live. He tells his daughter that his dying wish is to play one more role on the screen, so Victoria manages to get him a part on her HBO series. Joy then overhears a phone conversation and finds out that Victoria's dad is clearly NOT dying, and he just lied to get work. Meanwhile, Melanie decides that Jack is far too clingy and wants to break up. She gets some advice from her co-worker Franky on how to handle the breakup, but it backfires.

Special Guest Star: Betty White as Rose Nylund
Single White Male

After Mark breaks one of Tim's oldest tools, he fears the worst when Brad and Randy take control of his guilt and fabricate a story about the traded son "Peter," who was given away because he wrecked Tim's tools. Meanwhile, Tim modifies his riding lawnmower.

Note: This episode title is a parody reference to the 1990 Spike Lee film Mo' Better Blues.

Al gets a starring role in a TV movie with Morgan Fairchild. Tim has trouble convincing everyone he's happy for Al, who beat Tim in the TV popularity ratings for the area. Mark thinks a girl's sobbing on him makes her like him because of Brad's advice.

Turnaround Productions

Guest stars: Channing Chase as Emcee & Paul Sand as Avery

Where There's a Will, There's a Way

Divorce Story

Jennifer Celotta

George of the Rings

DA70D6

Acme Productions

Cutters

Guest stars: John Terlesky as Bucky Barnes, Janet Carroll as Leah, Allison Mack as Gloria

Maggie volunteers to help out at Ben's school carnival but starts to ignore Ben and do it only for herself.

Howard J. Morris

Maggie's father Ed dies during a visit to the Seavers.

Blah, Blah, Blah Productions

Jill feels bad when her father, the army colonel, asks her opinion on his boring book. Meanwhile, Tim builds a hockey puck shooter when Randy becomes a goalie.

First appearance of: Col. Fred Patterson .

Tim and Al scalp tickets to a hockey game when Tim can't go, but they get arrested and Jill and Ilene come to bail them out. Meanwhile, Mark papier-mâché's Wilson's face for a school project when Wilson watches the kids while Tim and Jill are gone, and Brad and Randy try to sneak out for a party.

Guest star: Max Gail

Note: Wilson's mouth and chin is seen in this episode, but not with the rest of his face.

Country Weston

Reel Men

Consumer advocate Maggie raps a vacuum cleaner that Ben secretly broke.

Eric Dean Seaton

Adventures in Fine Dining

Pilot

Rebel Without Night Driving Privileges

Carol is overjoyed when a popular girl at school starts hanging out with her – until she finds out she is only interested in Mike.

Near Big Sur, California

When Benny demands money for a box of George's old childhood things, he is shocked to learn Benny helped him and Angie start up a life because she didn't want a baby around the house , but she also owes George money from a source he never knew about.

Steve Zuckerman
Guest stars: Edan Gross as Jeffrey Millstein, Franc Luz as Eric, Tom Nibley as Waiter

Jason takes Maggie on a tropical getaway to lift her spirits after her father's death.

Say Goodnight, Gracie

Sam leaps into Father Francis "Frank" Pistano , a priest who must help prevent a fellow man of the cloth from losing his faith and self-control.

Brad and Randy occupy their time arguing over a shirt they both want, while Al becomes a nightmare tenant for Tim and Jill who have rented him a house.

Doug Smart

Tim tries to beat Doc Johnson in the neighborhood Christmas light contest, but Randy is leaking information to Doc's granddaughter on whom he has a crush. Brad wants to go skiing with Tom Wheeler's family on Christmas instead of spending it with his family.

This is a list of episodes from the fourth season of George Lopez.

Mike's photography course includes nude studies. While his friends see it as a chance to get their thrills, Mike actually gets a nagging feeling he should be a professional student.
Tom Walla & David Kendall

Cristy Dawson &

Blame It on the Moon
Mom's the Word
Guest stars: John Scott Clough as Jim, Cynthia Steele as Mother #1, Mary Garripoli as Mother #2

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Jill, Wilson, and Al are angry when Tim gets an honorary Ph.D., but Tim later finds out that he got the Ph.D. because the college was going to use him, since he had a TV show, to receive additional funding.

Note: This episode was the result of Tim Allen getting the same Ph.D, and because of that, the character got a degree as well.

Neighbor Blanche thinks she is in love with Harry and comes on strong when showing her affection. An old friend of the family dies after an illness. Carol decides to move in and take care of her father.

Whose Car is It Anyway?

Ex-Appeal

Lex Passaris

Guest stars: Barbara Babcock as Paula Conroy, Edan Gross as Jeffrey Millstein, Jarrett Lennon as Little Boy, Dierk Torsek as Mr. Millstein

Note: The title is a parody of the 2004 film, King of Thieves and possibly a reference to Disney's Aladdin and the King of Thieves.

Reba, June and Cash vie to give Lillie Mae the very best birthday gift. June has come up with a great gift idea, leaving a stumped Cash to try and latch onto the same theme. Lillie's birthday wish is for Reba to bowl for her team as they prepare for a championship match, which has Reba questioning her mother's overly-competitive nature. Reba learns that the team plans to replace Lillie Mae for this reason, and when news gets back to Lillie Mae, she laces up her shoes for the opposing team.

Bad Boys

When George thinks back to the lousy Christmas presents from his mother, he gets worried since she drew Max for the family's "Secret Santa" presents. So as a backup, George buys Max a great present, only to find after he gives it to him that Benny has finally come through with a great present. Guest starring as himself.

Kim wants Reba to throw her a lavish baby shower, but Reba's common-sense plans are upstaged by the over-the-top ideas put forth by Kim's longtime friend, Brooke . Reba ends up making derogatory comments about Kim that are caught on Sage's video camera. June is forced to face the fact that she is in love with Sage. Lillie Mae pretends to fall ill, so that Cash can "rescue" her and look like a hero to the many girls who are in town for a Junior Miss America pageant.

Eric Horsted

In an intrafamily communications seminar, Mike and Jason discover how alike they are.
The Last Picture Show

Guest stars: Brian Bloom as Jimmy, Jana Arnold as Lurlene

Believe It or Not
Tracy Gamble

Note: This episode is the final appearance of Mitchel Musso as King Brady. Mason makes a reference to the comedy TV show "Two and a Half Men" by wanting his own TV show called "Two and a Half Masons".
With Kaita the Bat-Rider at large with his army of undead zombies, Mason and Mikayla use the forcefield to come up with a counter-attack against Kaita's army. Boomer and Boz also have an encounter with the ghosts of their parents, who encourage them to use their bond to defeat Kaita the Bat-Rider.
The Oogli Stick

The Great Escape

Peter Filsinger

Jerry Colker

Story by: Matt Wickline

On Tool Time, "Men's Convenience Week" features a visit by Grant Hill of the Detroit Pistons. Wilson becomes upset with Tim after he tells everyone about Wilson's encounter with an alien, something Wilson would rather Tim had kept to himself.

Sk8r Boyz

Groin Pains

Guest stars: Susan Anspach as Dr. Diane Hardy, Judith-Marie Bergan as Janet, Nike Doukas as Liz, Whitby Hertford as Alec, Charles Levin as Stan

Jason vs. Maggie

My Sister, My Friend

Boomer fears that Mikayla and Boz's budding friendship will blossom into a crush and he'll lose another brother to a Mikayla preoccupation. He gives Boz and Mikayla a Dirt Fairy potion so they'll dislike each other, but the potion is too potent and sends them into mortal combat instead.

Absent: Geno Segers as Mason Makoola

Wilson's Girlfriend

Mike, the Teacher

Shall We Dance

Guest stars: Jake Jundef, as Boy, Eva Charney as Miss Clark, Francis Guinan as Dr. Mitchel

Max Eisenberg
On Tool Time, Tim and Al show viewers how to prepare for a severe winter storm. When Tim falls through the gazebo he discovers a small bag of marijuana taped to the underside of the swing. Jill and Tim stake out their backyard from Wilson's to catch the culprit... to everyone's surprise, Brad is caught red-handed with the goods. After finding out Brad is using weed, Jill admits she was a pot head and talked to Randy and Mark about Brad's actions and punishment.

Fatal Distraction

Arnie Kogen
There's No Accounting

Lillie Mae finds Reba working on some separation papers and admits that she is glad that Reba is divorced from Bobby, never to be in a relationship with him again. Reba then finds Pete Mason , a friend of Bobby's, in the house. Pete says Bobby used to let him stay there whenever he was in town, and he had no idea that Reba was now living in the house. He insists on getting a room at a hotel instead, but Reba politely asks him to stay. Cash then gets caught taking a late-night stroll on the beach, which he claims was to clear his mind. Reba suspects he is lying and grounds him. The next day, Reba introduces Lillie Mae and Kim to Pete. Alone with Reba, Kim and Lillie Mae ask her to find out what Bobby and Pete did in the house when Reba wasn't there. Pete refuses to tell her, not wanting to violate the "bro code" – a code made among male friends who have secrets. Lillie Mae and Kim resolve to get Pete drunk to learn information. A drunken Pete then tells Reba that Bobby would often help him get to AA meetings to save his music career. Reba feels terrible, and deduces that Bobby was sometimes a good guy. She then finds out that June got her belly pierced and Cash had helped her out.

Sean Cunningham & Marc Dworkin

Cutters is an American sitcom that aired from June 11 until July 9, 1993.

Liz Sage

Rambo of Neiman Marcus

No Kings Allowed

Guest stars: Eric Allan Kramer as Apartment Manager, Micole Mecurio as Salesperson, Kenneth Danzinger as Airline Clerk, Robert Gould as Party Guest #1 & Don Sparks as Party Guest #2

Guest stars: James Hong as Elder #1 and John Tartaglia as the voice of the Parrot

Mark has recently been having trouble at school. Tim and Jill then have a meeting with Mark's teacher, and they begin to get concerned as to what's going on. Tim and Jill make constant checks on Mark, to see what's wrong with him, and Jill thinks maybe they're neglecting him, but she couldn't be any more wrong. It turns out that he needs glasses.
Chicago Hope

Big Kings on Campus

Sam leaps into a traveling amateur magician named Harry Spontini , he must perform some real magic to prevent losing custody of his young daughter to his ex-wife, as well as save the girl from performing a dangerous trick that will go wrong.

Tim O'Donnell
Carol tutors the captain of the football team.
Homecoming Queen
The Young and the Homeless

'Twas the Night Before Chaos

Do Over

Let's Did Lunch
Mr. Likeable

Jill decides to finally complete the will, which Tim does not want to be part of because of his fear of mortality. Mark fears that his father is going to die. Meanwhile, Brad and Randy build a human catapult and need a victim for their experiment.

Note: This is the first episode in which the Home Improvement logo is shown for an opening scene.

Story: by Dan Guntzelman & Steve Marshall

The Party

Man of the Year

When Haskell Met Sammy

A horrible dinner that features a drunk Carmen, Max with a hickey on his neck, and other dirty secrets about the town, convinces the Lopez that L.A. is still the place for them.

The Tool Time gang take their show on the road in Tim's new community fix-up van. Tim and Jill are introduced to Al's new, very rich girlfriend and Tim doesn't understand what is so wrong with Al accepting very extravagant gifts from her, such as a car.

Absent: Taran Noah Smith as Mark Taylor

Jason confronts Ben and Mike, who give conflicting versions of how Ben came to sell Carol's old term papers to students at Dewey High – and to date a seductive 18-year-old.
Roommates

James Widdoes

Tim turns the basement into Randy's new room so that Randy doesn't have to share a room with Mark. Yet, Randy is scared of the room and doesn't want to admit that he is.
and Elliot Shoenman & Marley Sims

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The Seavers spend a rainy Halloween night telling ghost stories – and thanks to Mike they discover that truth can be much scarier than fiction.

Guest starring Jamie Luner – "Cindy Lubbock" of Just the Ten of Us.

Off Sides

Official website

Mr. Wilson's Opus
Stu Cutler , Tim's old college buddy, comes to town, and visits the Taylors. Unfortunately, Stu starts to annoy Tim and Jill and is stuck in the past of when he and Tim were in college, and Tim has to set him straight.
Ski-trip plans are put on hold when Jill needs an emergency hysterectomy, as for several years she had not managed to fit checkups into her busy schedule. Tim helps her face the situation, but becomes frightened when complications arise during surgery.

Carol's friends convince her to dump Bobby for the handsome new transfer student .

Leap of Faith

Jill is laid off from her job, and has plans of going back to college to get her Master's Degree in psychology. Tim is doubtful of Jill's idea, and she doesn't appreciate what he's saying to her. In the end, Tim has a conversation with Wilson, and things change right around. Ratings: 36.1 million viewers; 22.7 rating http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

List of directorial debuts

Pair of Clubs

Guest stars: Robert Lesser as Russell, Gregory Paul Martin as Ian, Tracey Willsie as Inga, Mary Catherine Wright as Ms. Bingham

Holly begins dating her old law professor, with "old" being the key word when he reveals that he lives in an assisted living facility. After Holly falls out of his bed and hurts her hip, she starts transforming into "one of the gals" at the facility. Meanwhile, Nicki wants to get her "first time" after the divorce out of the way without the pressure of dating, and she asks Phil to do the deed. Though the two don't go through with it, Haskell thinks they have, and he barges into Nicki's apartment and proclaims his love for her to Phil -- just as Nicki walks into the room.
Haskell's ex-wife Margo suffers a head injury in a car accident on her way to her wedding, causing temporary memory loss. She thinks she is still married to Haskell, and that he is still a professional bowler. In order to refresh her memory, Haskell wants to track down her fiancée, but he then starts to pine for the days when Margo still loved him. Stuart and Phil move in with Holly while Margo stays with Haskell in the guys' apartment. Eden begins working a second job as a taste-maker spokesperson.

Grandma, What Big Eyes You Have

Tim's brothers help move their mother out of the family home, but Tim takes an immediate dislike to the new owners' plans for the place. But Tim's mother tells them to take whatever's important to Tim and his brothers at the end.

First appearance of: Jeff Taylor

Kari Lizer

Back to School

Guest stars: Logan Browning as Rebecca "Awesome" Dawson and Jillian Nelson as Uhngela

Jack Weinberger & Mike Weinberger
Jason and Mike journey to inspect the mountain cabin Jason has inherited from his Uncle George.

When George mistakenly thinks he is going to be named VP of Powers Brothers, he whips out his "VP Dance", only to find the company has merged with another corporation and jobs such as Benny's and Ernie's need to be cut. Plus, George is appointed a new co-manager, Vanessa Brooks a beautiful and cunning woman who George fears will take his job. His fears are confirmed when she tricks George into believing she'll help and presenting George to be a sentimental fool not worthy of the job of manager. But George is able to save his job by showing the Powers Brothers the power of family and also, in a twist, is forced to take a pay cut and promote his co-manager to VP.

Who's Zoomin' Who?

Guest stars: Tina Johnson as Mrs. Knox & John Christian Graas as Timmy
Dennis Snee & Regina Stewart Larsen

Juliette Angelo

Just for Laughs
Father of the Bride

Much Ado About Nana

Hal Cooper

The Long Goodbye
Ben's Sure Thing

List of The King of Queens episodes#Season 1: 1998–99

Mike's Choice

Yule Better Watch Out

The Taylor family has to say some tough goodbyes to Randy after he is unexpectedly accepted into a yearlong environmental-study program in Costa Rica. Meanwhile, Tool Time holds auditions for a group to write lyrics to the Tool Time theme music.

Notes: Jonathan Taylor Thomas's final episode with Randy as a regular. He returns for another episode later in the season.

Ken Ceizler

David Kendall & Mike Sullivan
Carol auditions for her school paper, but is angered when her mother doesn't give her a good review. Meanwhile, Mike and Ben get on a winning streak betting on horses.
Mike finds himself with two dates for the school dance.
It's Not Easy Being Green

The Evil King

Timing

Boomer and Brady find an ancient pocket watch that grants them the ability to restart the day as many times as they want without anyone else remembering. Boomer uses the watch to plan a retaliation prank against Mason, while Brady perfects his date with Mikayla. But when the group gets captured by the Tarantula People and the watch goes missing, the kings start to panic and hope they can do-over the day one last time to save themselves.

The Woman Who Came to Dither

Jason, Carol, Mike, and Boner are arrested over the demonstration of Coach Lubbock's firing.
The family is supportive of the positive effects of Mike's job. Then Jason discovers his employers use bait-and-switch tactics.

Rebel Without a Clue

The Kid's Still Got It

Unchained Malady

Becky Ayers

Tim dislocates his shoulder on Tool Time, and leaves the hospital in order to make it to his next Tool Time episode to break Bob Vila's record for most appearances on a tool show. Tim is unable to take Mark to an Air Show as a result of his injury, and arranges for one of the air show pilots to take him instead.

Guest stars: Victor DiMattia as Rocco, Robin Pearson Rose as Mrs. Fogal
Guest stars: Rebecca Bush as Anne, Patricia Gaul as Mrs. Moses, Paul Eiding as Hartman, Judy Baldwin as Michelle, May Quigley as Woman, Shuko Akune as Secretary & Whit Hertford as Timmy

In an attempt to impress her "perfect" sister Jill , Holly creates a new identity with Eden. That is until everything unravels when her mother, Majorie also comes to town. Meanwhile, the guys get a "high" on Stuart's cooking.

An organ that Libby ordered before dying finally arrives at the house and Harry becomes determined to learn to play it in time for his and Libby's anniversary. Barbara and Carol worry that he is going too far. A patient asks Harry for birth control.
Lyla Oliver
Special Guest Stars: Ann Ryerson as Mrs. Bridges, Leo Geter as Dr. Ross, Adrian Zmed as Gary, Craig Richard Nelson as Waiter

Confidentially Yours

Sam leaps into Reginald Pearson , a personal valet to a Scrooge-like industrialist who is bent on demolishing a Salvation Army mission, forcing Sam and Al to 'Scrooge' him by showing him his past, present and future in an attempt to change his mind.

Note: Charles Rocket guest stars.

Mike attends an open casting session and wins a part on a TV cop show!
Mike is blackmailed by a girl who helped change his grade on an English test so he would be allowed to go on a ski trip. When Jason and Maggie have colds, Carol runs the house a bit too well for Jason's liking.

Howard Bendetson & Art Everett
High School Confidential

Joy's mother Philippa comes to town for the wedding. As Philippa is still raw from her breakup with Daniel, Joy asks Bob to be especially nice and charming. He perhaps does this too well, as Philippa later confides in Victoria that she's fallen in love with Bob. Meanwhile, Victoria's father Alex has been sleeping with Elka, who then tries in vain to get rid of him now that he's served his purpose. Melanie and Victoria both struggle with the fact that Joy will be moving out of the house after the wedding.

Brady and Boomer head back to their high school prom in Chicago to flaunt their royal status. Boomer chooses a girl named Rebecca, who he thinks he once had a date with and Brady chooses Mikayla who refuses for then till she sees something noble of the king, but till then things go haywire when the Tarantula People crash the party.

Guest star: Logan Browning as Rebecca "Awesome" Dawson

Holly has set up a special Christmas party with Eden and the guys, but gets delayed at JFK with a guy she met on a flight back from London. When she decides to remain with him as he is detained getting into the country, her friends get mad. But they eventually bring the Christmas party to her.

The kids believe that Jason was married before and Mike was the product of that marriage.

The Leap Home – Vietnam

Michael Loftus

Benny isn't allowed on the guest list for the Thanksgiving dinner party at the Taylor house, but Tim and Randy spot him at a food shelter, thinking he is having money problems, and invite him as a guest of honor. As it turns out, Benny only eats there because of the free meals.

With Maggie's increased workload, Jason takes on more responsibilities at home and gives Carol boy-trouble advice. Maggie is uptight with Jason for being more involved with the kids...after she urged Jason to do just that.

Melanie gets to know her "He Said/She Said" co-host, Franky, a little better while he helps her install shelves in a bedroom closet. Victoria looks to parlay her recent fame into a successful internet project and enlists Joy to be a part of it, but the producer has other ideas and brings in a British actress to play Joy's part. Elka hits on a handsome senior named Jim , but finds that his beneath-the-surface qualities aren't very exciting.
Laura Solon

Roanesi / Robaanar

Family Ties

Read My Hips

TV Land Original Productions

No Rhyme or Treason
Dinner for Squonks

Deborah Pratt

Jill's father dies and she has to deal with the guilt after she faked being sick that weekend so he wouldn't come to visit. Tim has to deal with the various ways the boys deal with the loss, namely Randy's tendency to make jokes about it.

Sam leaps into Terry Sammis , a professional wrestler who must prevent his brother from dying of a heart attack in the championship match.

Note: Terry Funk also guest stars.

Harry promises to take Carol and Barbara with him to Paris if the two can go one month without fighting. Charley wins a greyhound in a card game.

Springsteen
Nasty Habits

The Exes is an American comedy television series starring Donald Faison, Wayne Knight, Kristen Johnston, David Alan Basche, and Kelly Stables. It debuted on TV Land on November 30, 2011, airing on Wednesday nights at 10:30 p.m. The series was created by Mark Reisman and follows three divorced men who live in a New York City apartment owned by their divorce lawyer.In February 2014, TV Land renewed the series for a twelve-episode fourth season that premiered on November 5, 2014.

Owen wants Joy and all the ladies to help out with his coming wedding ceremony as he is about to marry Andi , but almost everything goes wrong. Simon makes a surprise return, only to be locked in a closet by Bob. Melanie orders what turns out to be a "phallic" cake, and the replacement cake is not much better. Elka spray paints "murder" on the bride's gown, mistaking it for a white fur coat that Andi's mom was wearing. Victoria's new pet parrot eats the wedding ring, and she also tries to avoid the bride's father because they went to high school together and he knows her real age. At the rehearsal dinner, Bob formally proposes to Joy after she announced that she wants to marry him. George Takei guest stars as Reverend Matsuda.

Up Your Alley

Mike and Kate accompany the eloping Eddie and a hat-check bimbette to Las Vegas.
Jason and Maggie spend more and more time apart as Maggie's new job demands more and more of her time.
Do You Believe in Magic?

Mike believes his old friend Eddie is a bad influence on Luke.

Note: Tracey Gold does not appear in this episode.

The First Temptation of Tim

Jonathan Weiss
While Maggie is hospitalized in Paris, Mike is stuck on the road with an angry customer.

Religion in Zambia

Harold Kimmel,

John Pasquin

Bell Bottom Blues

Brady and Boomer are twin teens. After they are bullied by the toughest guys in the whole school, Mason and a group of warriors from their kingdom in Kinkow come to bring them home. They break the sacred ruby and the volcano on the island erupts. Lanny tricks them into going to get another sacred ruby so they would die on the dark side of Kinkow. While they were on the dark side, Brady and Boomer were caught by a tribe called the Tarantula People. Luckily, Brady has the medallion that they obey. They were able to get the sister ruby, and save the kingdom. However, the chain that controlled the dangerous Tarantula People on the dark side of the island falls off Brady's neck.

Special guest star: Tichina Arnold as Aunt Nancy

Susan Beavers
Feet of Clay

Cash is being bullied by Andrew Collins, a popular guy at school. Reba insists he stand up for himself. Upon learning that June wants to play the clarinet, but can't because the school's music program is to be dropped due to cutbacks, Reba joins the school's music fundraising committee and goes the meeting with Kim. At the meeting, June tells Reba that she thought Reba was there for Cash. Reba and Kim then find Cash nearby and learn from the principal that Cash shoved Andrew Collins. The principal says this is "pure violence" and Cash now has one strike in his school record. Reba tries to defend Cash, who was just defending himself by pushing Andrew. The principal still deems it as violence and says Cash should've reported that he was bullied. The exchange gets heated and Cash must pull Reba away. An unexpected fallout from the incident is that a girl now likes Cash, and views him as a tough guy. Cash plays it up to its fullest, until a much larger classmate makes him back down. At home, Kim tells Reba that she is not wanted at the committee anymore, due to the altercation with the principal. Reba then makes some cookies for the committee to get back in their good graces, deciding it would be a great fundraising idea. Lillie Mae learns Reba used her "special butter" , as Geoffrey is dizzy and acting odd after eating a cookie. She warns Reba, who takes everybody's cookies away from them. This makes Reba look bad to everyone, but she tricks them into feeling sorry for her.

Backstage Pass

Brotherly Shove

Birth of a Seaver
Bob Burris, Wendy Braff, Jerry Colker, Leilani Downer, Cathy Jung,

My Dinner with Wilson

Christopher Ames & Carolyn Shelby
In vino veritas

Harry's Friend
Absence Makes the Nurse Grow Weirder

featuring The String Mob

Jill has a job interview and tells Tim not to touch and wreck the dishwasher in the meantime. Nevertheless he does, gets an electrical shock, and destroys the dishwasher, and as expected, Jill doesn't get the job. Taking Wilson's advice, Tim apologizes in a subtle manner on his next Tool Time episode, and Jill forgives him.

Last Dance Before An Execution

Carol in Jail

Oh, Brother

Teleplay by: Tom Walla & Dave Wollert

Harry doesn't understand why no one likes his new girlfriend, but soon realizes they were right. When the relationship ends, Carol, who actually liked the lady, questions her own instincts.
Bob Tischler & Regina Stewart Larsen

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List of The Exes episodes

First appearance: Adam Hicks as Boz
Note: The title is a reference to American girl group Destiny's Child.

NestEgg Productions

The Bat Medallion that Boz hid in Rebecca's apartment has dragged Rebecca to Kinkow. When Mikayla confiscates the Bat Medallion, Kutamungo captures her and the Bat Medallion in order to revive the Tarantula People's leader Kaita the Bat-Rider. The Kings fear of Kaita the Bat-Rider turns into revenge when they discover the evil Kaita is responsible for their father's death.

Happy Halloween

Tim Allen & Diane Ford

Adam Weissman

How Could I Leave Her Behind?

When Angie finds that issues with the family is interfering with her wedding planning business, George decides to renovate the garage into an office for Angie with the help of some old friends . However, they renovate the garage in a rather cheap manner and without getting permits. When the renovations are complete, Angie hires a building inspector to inspect the place, but he condemns it after finding it was renovated cheaply.

Jill and Her Sisters

Leonard R. Garner, Jr.

Sam leaps into Billie Jean Crockett , a pregnant teenager who needs to keep her baby and obtain the support of her father, a fact made all the more confusing by the fact that Sam seems to be pregnant even though he lacks the 'equipment' to carry a child.

Note: Parley Baer also guest stars.

Quest for Fire

Housecleaning turns up things from the family's past and sparks memories.

Beach Bully Bingo

Kaplan

Ben is told that if he wants a new bike he has to put up half the cost, so he turns to Carol for ideas on how to make a fast buck. Carol organizes a raffle of Ben's old bike, but the plan is derailed when some bullies threaten anyone from buying tickets to assure themselves of the prize, and Ben and Carol get chastized by their parents, who must decide how to proceed.
Stop, Luke, and Listen

A tense Tim troubles the Tool Time team when the audience includes two Swedish buyers who are considering the show for the European market. Will Tool Time's "Salute to Men" have the desired result? Tim also builds the Man's Gym.

Guest star: Drew Carey as Seymour "Sy" Winterfleffin

Sayonara

Jill's Birthday

Dinah Manoff & Valerie Landsburg

Friends Without Benefits

When Brady and Boomer attempt to pull pranks on the villagers, they go too far and karma comes full circle, just as Mikayla said, giving bad luck for the kings.
Boomer, Boz, Mikayla, Mason, and Lanny watch Candace's show revealing the mysteries of Kinkow, causing Boz to have doubts about being Co-King. When a temple is discovered belonging to an ancient evil named Kaita the Bat Rider , Candace is trapped inside and the entrance is sealed by a force field that only the Kings can get through.

The Courtship of Carol's Father

Mike and Julie's Wedding

Tommy Thompson

Where's Harry?

Boomer, sick of Mikayla's awkwardness and overall lack of coolness, decides a summer vacation cruise with the rest of the island's teens could be just the ticket to make her more popular. But when Boomer unknowingly steers the ship into the Dark Side waters trying to impress some girls, the only teens Mikayla befriends are undercover amphibious creatures that have snuck aboard in search of live offerings for their swamp dwelling overlord, a massive bullfrog. When the summer vacation goes awry, the kings and the rest of the teens have to rely on Mikayla to save them.

Note: The title is a reference to the comedy film Wet Hot American Summer.

Haskell tells Nicki she has an admirer but can't bring himself to tell her it is him, pretending instead it is a friend named "Pete". He plans to step in when "Pete" doesn't show for their blind date, but the plan goes awry when an old acquaintance named Pete shows up at just the wrong moment. Stuart and Phil sneak into Stuart's old home one last time before it is sold and get stuck in the closet when his ex-wife returns with her boyfriend.

Lead vocals

Carmen Finestra & David McFadzean & Matt Williams
Jill tells Tim that she thinks one of her patients is seeing Heidi's husband Scott ; Tim accidentally spills this little confidential tidbit to Heidi.

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Carol falls in love with a South American freedom fighter and announces she's going away with him. Jeffrey Millstein falls in love with Laverne.

Pair of Santas

Maggie's parents give each of the grandchildren $5,000 as an early inheritance.

Matthew Miller & Barrie Nedler
It's family night, and Tim decides to take the family bowling. Jill believes Tim gets too competitive during bowling, so they don't keep score, but soon it turns into an all out brawl. Brad and Randy encounter an arcade bully.

Eric Lev

Dan Guntzelman
Mike and Carol don't want their parents chaperoning a dance, so they're glad when they are actually told not to – until Carol finds out the PTA's objection to them. Guest starring Annette Funicello as Mrs. Hinkley.

Lethal Weapons

Jill wonders if flirting with a possible boss will get her employed, after Tim bought a box of cleanser from a flirting salesperson.

Al reveals a secret to Tim and the guys before his wedding to Ilene, that he is not sure if marrying her is right. Jill tries to reassure him by talking about how she had to be dragged to her wedding, which offends Tim. Ilene soon reveals she has the same feelings as Al, putting the wedding in jeopardy.

Final appearance of: Ilene Markham

After Bud Harper, the new owner of Binford, fires Wes, Tim fears Tool Time is in jeopardy, and Bud wants to only fire Al to improve the show's ratings. Brad keeps getting detention.

First appearances of: Bud Harper and Delores

Sandy Krinski & Ed Scharlach

The Call of the Wild

Harry wants to study at a beauty college.

Surprise! Surprise!

At Sea

Carol gets all dolled up for a date with her contemptible ex-husband. Harry thinks Dreyfuss may be sick.

Let Them Eat Cake

Mikayla ends her friendship with Brady after his flirting becomes too much to bear. But when Mikayla and Boomer bond over her new hobby called Kinkowian poetry slams, a jealous Brady outlaws poetry and tries to sabotage their blossoming friendship.

Special guest appearance by: Walter Emanuel Jones as Tough Poet

Comfort and Joy

While Brad has worries about his SATs, Wilson's visiting friend, an English soccer-team owner, tells Tim that Brad is good enough to play professionally; Brad seriously considers it.

Absent: Taran Noah Smith as Mark Taylor

Barbara falls in love with neighbor, Dorothy's nephew, but is surprisingly not fazed when he dumps her. Dorothy and Harry have an argument when Dorothy blames Barbara for the breakup.

Maggie homeschools Ben after he is suspended from school.
Mike's unpaid parking tickets get Carol arrested when she is pulled over driving his car.
Mike moves into the city; Carol has a hard time with her commute to Columbia University.
Taking Care of Business

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack

Like Father, Like Son

The Colonel

Note: The title is a parody of the 1963 book, Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak.

Carmen Finestra & Billy Riback

Home alone while the rest of the family goes to visit Maggie's parents, Mike throws an unsupervised party. The Malones are having financial trouble and will not accept money from anyone, including their son-in-law.

Defending Your Wife

Jill has to present a speech to the Library Association, and is beginning to have stage-fright. Tim and Mark dress up as women to help her practice while trying to clean the house.

Note: The opening theme from Home Improvement is used as the special closing theme of this episode.

Maggie believes that the Seavers' handyman is getting too old and tries to convince Jason to let him go. Then they find out that somebody else was behind the mistakes.

Financial trouble forces Barbara to move back in with Harry but it's not all fun and games. A lonely Carol soon decides to move in as well.

David turns to Mike for help with Kate.

Karate or Not, Here I Come

In a Twilight Zone-esque episode, Ben gets shouted at by his parents and grouses to himself how come his family is not like what he sees on TV. He awakens to discover he's Jeremy Miller, an actor on the set of "Meet the Seavers".

Whenever I Feel Afraid
Mady Julian

Boomer and Brady are flattered when a pair of cute Queens from the neighboring island of Sununu compliment their latest ridiculous invention and ask them to be the Kings of Sununu. However, the Kings soon realize that Queen Hesta, Queen Desta and their kingdom are victims of a dumb-curse. In order to help cure the entire island of stupidity, Boomer and Brady must solve the Sununu Statue's riddle. When Brady gets the riddle wrong so the girls could still admire him and Boomer, the Statue puts the dumb-curse on King Brady forcing Boomer to get help from Mason, Mikayla, and Lanny to solve the riddle by sunset or else they will be dumb-cursed.

Guest stars: Kara Pacitto as Queen Hesta, Katelyn Pacitto as Queen Desta and John Hartmann as Rockhead

Emily

John Whitesell

It's the Taylors' anniversary. Tim bribes Mark to tell him where the present Jill has bought for him is, and after discovering that it's the steering wheel from Mario Andretti's racecar, he decides to get her ballroom dancing lessons, however in true Tim Taylor fashion, he makes a mess of it by making fun of the dance, making smart comments and spinning the teacher right into the piano, sending her to hospital.

Robbie Countryman

Ben's First Kiss

The Man That Got Away
M.D., P.O.V.
Ellen Sandler & Cindy Chupack

Carol doubts the purpose of education when she gets an A+ on an exam paper she bluffed her way through.

Special Guest Star: Estelle Getty as Sophia Petrillo
The Son of a Preacherman
Guest stars: Barbara Babcock as Paula Conroy, Michael Bower as Josh, John Mansfield as Tom

Jason tries to calm his mother when her wedding plans fail.

At their high school reunion, Jill tries to avoid Joanie Graham , her high school friend who stole her boyfriend, and learns a shocking truth about her and Jack, and Tim and Jack try to fix the amplifier. Meanwhile, Al watches the boys and Brad's girlfriend Ashley , and finds himself in trouble until he gets some much needed help from Wilson.
Workshop 'Til You Drop
After taping Jill's speech, he accidentally leaves the record button on when he critiques her speech. After Jill sees the video, Tim reads some of her psychology books and tapes a fake conversation with his buddies, complimenting Jill. Mark tries to "be a person".

Food for Thought

Daniel Sweren-Becker

You Are 16 Going on 17 and I'm Not
Paul B. Price & Bob Tischler

Employee of the Month

Guest stars: Mitchell Allen as Billy, Todd Cameron Brown as Terrence, G. F. Smith as Mr. Harrison

Guest stars: John Eric Bentley as Uncle Bill and Maxie J. Santillan as Stately Islander

Sucking Up Is Hard to Do

Gabriel Mann

Ben casts a girl he likes in his home movie.

Tim and Jill get in an argument after Tim tries to teach her plumbing. To prove he can be a reasonable teacher, Tim invites women on Tool Time to teach plumbing. Meanwhile, Brad thinks he'll do terribly on a test when Randy calls him an idiot. Tim begins working on his vintage 1930's hot rod.

Mark Reisman Productions

The Taylors do a kitchen remodel, but a surprise is in store when Tim and Jill find out who the installer is, the man Jill had a dream about in an earlier episode.

Roger Garrett

Shawn Shea

Harry is ecstatic when Barbara accepts her surgeon boyfriend's marriage proposal, but she has second thoughts the night before the wedding.

The sixth and final season of the TV Land original sitcom Hot in Cleveland premiered on November 5, 2014, and consisted of 24 episodes. The series stars Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, Jane Leeves, and Betty White.On November 17, 2014, TV Land announced that this season would be the final season of Hot in Cleveland. The series concluded June 3, 2015 after six seasons and 128 episodes. The two-part series finale (Vegas Baby; I Hate Goodbyes) aired as an hour-long episode.

It's Cash's birthday and Reba's former husband Bobby is attending his birthday. The gift Bobby hands over to Cash is a luxurious sports car, Reba is quite angered by this because Bobby failed to communicate to her about buying such an expensive item for Cash and she didn't want Cash to be spoiled with such a luxurious item. Therefore, Reba has a talk with Bobby and questions Bobby about what he did. Bobby explains that he bought the car because Cash was complaining to him on the phone about how miserable his life is in Malibu. Reba is shocked at what she hears and feels terrible that she never noticed how Cash felt. During their conversation, June is doing laundry in the house, but was supposed to be hanging out with Cash in the new car. Reba asks June why she isn't with Cash and she explains that she was kicked out the car to make space for his friends. Reba figures out that Cash was lying to his father to get a car and finds a way to accuse Cash for his actions. Meanwhile, Kim reveals that she is pregnant and is very worried because she has no idea of how to care of a baby. Lillie Mae gives her some advice and reassures her that she will be helping her out with her baby.

Bud Wiser

Quantum Leap

Sheila M. Anthony
Super Bowl Fever
Baby, It's Cold Outside

Boomer begs Boz to get rid of his unattractive tooth that he uses to open everything, but Boz's plan to become more refined takes a bad turn when the evil dentist he goes to ends up wanting to seek revenge on Boomer for ruining his business and implants a robotic replacement tooth to control him.

Dream Lover

& Paul Brown

The Mom Who Knew Too Much

Tim purchases a new stereo set, which causes many complications with the volume and Jill's paranoia for new gadgets since she suffers from technophobia and hates new things.

Note: The editors Alex Gimenez, Marco Zappia were nominated for an Emmy Award in 1992 in the category "Outstanding Individual Achievement in Editing for a Series - Multi-Camera Production" for this episode.

The Young and the Restless

Just You and My Kid

Bob Bendetson

When Boomer and Boz tarnish Mikayla’s first chance of beating Mason for "Guard of the Year", they feel guilty and secretly set out to help her win the coveted award by putting themselves in danger. When their attempt fails, they try to distract Mason and give Mikayla an edge by setting him up with a pretty girl who turns out to be his ex-girlfriend that wreaks havoc on Kinkow. In the end, Mikayla wins Guard of the Year.

Guest star: Kasey Wilson as Pitricia
Note: The title is a reference to psychological horror film Fatal Attraction.

List of Pair of Kings episodes#Season 2

Shelley Jensen

Paul B. Price & Dennis Snee

Steve Vitolo & Jessica Poter

Teleplay by: Randy Holland

Landlord Almighty

List of The King of Queens episodes#Season 9: 2006–07

Guest stars: Billy O'Sullivan as Billy at 5, Aeryk Egan as Billy at 11, Stephen Dorff as Billy at 14, Matthew Perry as Billy at 18, Debra Engle as Mrs. Sexton, Richard Kind as Elton Sexton

Jill finds Brad making out with his girlfriend in his room. When Jill asks Tim to have a man-to-man talk with Brad, Tim is a little reluctant to do it. Not because he doesn't feel Brad needs it, but because it's something he's never done before with a kid. Tool Time goes to sea in another on-location shoot, with Tim, Al and Heidi boarding the USS Constellation aircraft carrier as part of their salute to engines.

Starting Over

When Maggie brings Carol to work, Carol has to witness Maggie's humiliation over a mistake she made in an article. Meanwhile, Mike realizes that the world does not revolve around him.

The Boomerang Affair

Teleplay by: David Kendall & Tim O'Donnell
Future Shock

Al tells Tim and Jill that one of their boys may have stolen a pocket knife. They don't believe their boys would steal, but they find the knife in Mark's pocket in the laundry.

After Maggie insists that Mike be grounded for lying, she is caught in a lie herself and Jason suggests that she should ground herself to teach Mike a lesson. But this is one of those times when a punishment hurts the parent more than the child – Maggie will be missing a concert in Atlantic City by one of her favorites! While Maggie stays with Mike, Carol goes to Atlantic City with Jason so that the tickets will not go to waste.

Berlin is a major center in the European and German film industry. It is home to more than 1000 film and television production companies and 270 movie theaters. Three hundred national and international co-productions are filmed in the region every year. The world renowned Babelsberg Studios and the production company UFA are located outside Berlin in Potsdam.The city is also home of the European Film Academy and the German Film Academy, and hosts the annual Berlin International Film Festival which is considered to be the largest publicly attended film festival in the world. This is a list of films whose setting is Berlin.

List of The King of Queens episodes#Season 4: 2001–02

Guest stars: Ian Abercrombie as Captain Burke, Nancy Cartwright as Ann, Nicky Rose as Little Girl
Love and Marriage

The World According to Chrissy
Mike, Carol, and Ben want to give their parents a relaxing anniversary, but Maggie gets called to Washington for business, distressing Jason.

Guest stars: Mitchell Laurance as Scott, Cecelia Riddett as Mother

Larry W. Jones

Andrew Weyman

Carol becomes public relations director of the hospital and causes a multi-million dollar lawsuit when she reveals the mental problems of local celebrity Poko the Clown at a press conference. Charley convinces Barbara to pose as his fiancee to get a promotion.

Carol's Papers
Carnival

Al's Fair Lady
Tim starts to believe that his old friends are boring after he has the opportunity to teach an auto-shop class at a local college, so he starts hanging out with people from the class... people half his age.

Jason and the Cruisers

Special Guest Star: Michael McKean as Dennis

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
A Star Is Born

Brady goes on a date with Sabrina, a cute girl from the Nanju Warrior tribe. Brady soon realizes that she is Mikayla's biggest rival from Kinkow fight school. Sabrina challenges Mikayla to a duel. But when Mikayla refuses, Sabrina takes Brady prisoner. Mikayla heads to the Nanju forest, known for its magnetic fields, and competes in an aerial duel to save her friend. At the end, Mikayla wins because Brady took the Belt from Sabrina that allows her to fly.

Guest star: Skyler Vallo as Sabrina

Prescription for Trouble

In Part 1 of the series finale, a senator offers Maggie a job in Washington, D.C.: should she accept?

Guest star: Chris Blasman as Hawk and Vincent Pastore as the voice of Yamakoshi

Christmas Eve

Elliot Shoenman & Marley Sims

Thank You, Willie Nelson

Peter Bonerz

A Foreign Affair

Joe Napolitano

Guest stars: Craig Bierko as Fred, Jeff Doucette as Sam & Jana Arnold as Lurlene

Guest star: Mikey Post as Sherpa Squonk & Debbie Lee Carrington as Squonk Queen.

Jill's sister and Tim's brother get a little too friendly, which interrupts Tim and Jill's plans to spend some intimate time together.

Absent: Zachery Ty Bryan as Brad Taylor and Taran Noah Smith as Mark Taylor

Nun Like it Hot

Guest stars: Ray Abruzzo as Dr. Leonard, Annie Barker as Jody, Audree Chapman as Nurse, Bill Cort as Dr. Bonham

Tim and Jill buy Brad a car, which is done on Tool Time where Al drops boysenberry jelly on the manifold, but when it's stolen and stripped for parts, Tim and Al go undercover to catch the thieves--by finding the berry stain.

Green Eggs and Harry

Pair of Geniuses

Harry tries to get Barbara to give up her police career after she is shot.

Neal Marlens & David Kendall

Guest stars: Mayim Bialik as Laurie Kincaid, Judith-Marie Bergan as Paula Conroy, Kat Sawyer-Young as Woman, Stan Roth as Photographer

Tim and Jill offer Marty parenting tips when one of the twins keeps throwing tantrums to get her own way.

Let's Give Them Something to Talk About

That's Christmas To Me

Story by: Bill Bigelow,

Out of Our Minds

Doctor in the House

Little Drummer Boy

Teleplay by: Tommy Thompson

Leilani Downer

Death Begins at Forty

My Brother, Myself

Kim finds an article in a magazine about Bobby, Reba's ex, saying that he was dating a woman. Kim shows it to Lillie insisting that they shouldn't show Reba, only for Reba to come around and have Lillie show her. June convinces Reba that her relationship with Sage is platonic because Sage is gay, but when Cash brings over Sage's computer to him, he finds Sage kissing another girl, Bethany . Cash threatens to tell June, implying that he can't be gay. When Cash tells June about what he saw earlier, she tells him that she's fine with it. Kim sets Reba up with a man she knows named Tom, saying that Reba needs to get out of the house. After a talk with Lillie Mae, Reba agrees to go on the date. When Geoffrey stops by to get papers signed, Reba enlists his help to pick out an outfit. Reba gets delayed while talking to June about her feelings for Sage. When she shows up late for her date, Lillie and Kim tell her that Tom believed that she stood him up and left. When Reba gets home she has to explain to Cash and June about her dating.

Kenny Smith

Vince Cheung & Ben Montanio

While trying to prove that they are the Kings of Legend, Brady and Boomer accidentally bring Zadoc, an ancient evil statue, to life, consequently putting the entire island in extreme danger, which brings Mason to believe that he was wrong about the kings being the kings of legend. The twins cede the throne to Lanny for the better of Kinkow and depart on a balloon voyage back to Chicago for good, until Zadoc fires a magical orb at the balloon and sends it and the kings plummeting straight to the dark side of the island and the kings realize they've made a big mistake.

Special Guest Stars: Michael Bailey Smith as Zadoc

Note: Zadoc's design is based on Red Skull from the Marvel Comics.

...Or Forever Hold Your Peace

Bob Vila re-appears on Tool Time, and challenges Tim to a lawnmower race for charity. Determined to beat Vila once and for all, Tim inserts a jet engine from a helicopter into the lawnmower. Meanwhile, Brad and Randy create "The Tadpole Secrecy Test" for Mark, who wants them to play with him. The test involves Mark holding a live tadpole in his mouth for three seconds, however he accidentally swallows it.

Final appearance of: Betsy Randle as Karen, who was cast in the fellow ABC sitcom Boy Meets World. This is also Lisa's final recurring appearance, although she returns for a guest appearance in the sixth season.

Everything But Love

The boys buy a remote controlled car with stock bonds from their grandmother, and Jill fears the worst after an old "Bloody Nutty Buddy Bar" incident that occurred in the house years prior, so she tries to take away the car.
The Naked Truth

Cool Hand Lutz

It's the kings' birthday and for their royal present, they each get one wish that will come true. Right before blowing out the candles, Boomer learns that Brady has been bragging to the entire island that he is the older twin. Boomer uses his wish to find out the truth about who was born first, while Brady's wish is that Mikayla can't stop complimenting him for one day. Boomer travels to the center of Mt. Spew to meet with the volcano's Oracle and learn who is the older king, but the younger brother will no longer be co-king if it is known who the older brother is. So Brady, Mikayla, and Mason chase after Boomer, while Lanny follows them, trying to kill the kings.
Note: This is a reference to the Jules Verne novel Journey to the Center of the Earth.

What Women Want

The Exes (season 3)

Tim is competing in the neighborhood's annual Christmas Decoration Contest, and is trying to outdo his rival, Doc Johnson. Brad and Randy tell Mark that Santa Claus died before he was born, but a mysterious Santa gives him his wish. Brad and Randy participate in a Christmas play as meager parts.
Allison M. Gibson
Heidi goes into labor while on the way to the Classic Car Man of the Year awards with Tim and Jill and they have to stop at a gas station. Tim and Jill help deliver the baby there while receiving instructions from Wilson on the phone, who is at the Awards with Al.

The Kings turn down the Goat Sisters Billie and Nannie and are then changed by a curse into ugly, unrecognizable versions of themselves. Now they must break it by dancing with the fairest girls in the village, which is much easier said than done.

Special guest stars: Eden Sher as Billie and Erin Sanders as Nannie

Jason and Maggie argue over Ben's request to get his ear pierced.
Teleplay by: Bob Brush & Tom Walla

The Exes (season 2)

There Must Be a Pony
Tom Walla & Dave Wollert
Carol's Promotion

Paul A. Kaplan & Mark Torgrove

Kirstie Maldonado

True Lies

David Hoge & Dan Cross

Ben's Movie

What About Bob?

Absent: Geno Segers as Mason Makoola

Rod Cooper

Brad and Jennifer plan to dress like Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy on Halloween, but she shows up with Danny and is instead dressed like him. After Danny tries to ruin Tim's "Catacombs of Terror", Tim scares him away with the help of Al and Wilson.

Guest stars: Rider Strong as Danny and Jessica Wesson as Jennifer Sudarsky

The Mismatchmaker

Jill hooks Wilson up for his first date in twenty years and Tim gives him advice. Brad gets a horrendous pimple, which he uses make-up to cover.
Adios

Guest stars: Luis Ávalos as Lieutenant Valdez, Jordan Brady as Delivery Boy

Vicious Cycle

Mad About the Boy

Sam leaps into horror novelist Joshua Rey who is surrounded by death and mystery. Al and Ziggy don't seem to be able to predict what will happen and Sam is running out of suspects.

Notes: One of the guest characters is an adolescent "Stevie" King. Joshua Rey is played by episode writer Chris Ruppenthal. Many fans claim weird real-life events have been associated with this episode. Some claim that it has the highest incidence of VCR / cable / local station failure than any other episode aired, although this appears to be anecdotal. There have been numerous reports of VCRs cutting out during the taping of this episode, local station and cable companies dropping their signal. Accordingly, superstitious fans often eschew spelling out the full title referring to it either as "The Boogiem*n" or "The Halloween Episode" .

Tone Deaf Jam
Absent: Kelsey Chow as Mikayla Makoola

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Rich Reinhart, Liz Sage, Michael Ware & Dan Wilcox
List of Growing Pains episodes
Renny Temple
Carol accompanies Maggie to a resort on an interesting weekend; at home, the all-male weekend is infiltrated by a female: Chrissy, who has been sent home with head lice.

George Stare-oids Down Jason

Shell Games

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Brady tries to get Boomer to believe in ghosts, so he buys a "Ghost in a Can" But Lanny switches the ghost with a more deadly viking ghost which takes over Boomer's body. Brady seeks help from the lady he bought the ghost from.

Guest star: Edie McClurg as June and Patrick Gallagher as Farhod the Fierce

Maggie goes into labor on Ben's 12th birthday.

Remembrance of Clips Past

Anger With Love

When a TV report is done on Tool Time, Jill gets angry when the attractive reporter makes advances on Tim. Jill comes down with a fever, and soon gets crazy after drinking Wilson's liquor remedy.

Shock Theater

Brady gets jealous when Mikayla starts hanging out with her friend Tristan who is into extreme sports . To impress her, Brady joins school and tries to do extreme sports, with Mikayla and Tristan on the jaguar table. Meanwhile, when Boomer and Brady are placed with all the little kids on the meerkat table, Boomer becomes attached with the kids.

Absent: Geno Segers as Mason Makoola

Note: The title is a parody of the 1983 film, The Right Stuff, adapted from the 1979 book by Tom Wolfe.

Good Neighbor Harry

Hoying, Kaplan, Maldonado, Grassi, Olusola

A flirty Jason gets jealous when Maggie turns the tables.

Carmen is calling George and Angie on Zack's cell phone, but, upon reaching a verbal argument with her father, Carmen hangs up. Cutting to Carmen, Zack emerges from a nearby beer store, with a vodka bottle in his hand. He wants to have sex with Carmen drunk. With Carmen still gone, George goes on a hunt for her and eventually finds her in San Francisco with rapper Chingy. He finally gets her to return home, but the problems aren't over yet. Carmen declares that she is a woman due to her recent experiences and she can do whatever she wants.

The Breakfast Club

An old friend of Harry has a surprise about his lifestyle.

Cash has been bullied by some local surfers and feels very emasculated. For that reason, Lillie Mae helps Cash and gets him to be a real man by blindfolding him and leaving him on the beach with a campfire overnight. Meanwhile, Reba finds out that her daughter June has been spending a lot of time with Kim, which includes them text messaging each other constantly. Reba is threatened by this because she thinks Kim is replacing her, and Reba asks June to go shopping with her. June agrees, but finds out that shopping with her mother is no fun at all, and June sends a text message to Kim to "rescue" her. Reba sees the text, and is quite sad and shocked. When Reba gets home with June, they have a discussion and, with the help of the new take-charge Cash, express each other's concerns. June tells Reba that she shouldn't be threatened by Kim because Reba will always be her mother and nobody will ever replace her. Reba is happy, and says that she is fine with June spending time with Kim. But in the end, June reveals that Kim has become rather annoying, and asks Reba to distract Kim so that she doesn't have to be with her.

Regina Stewart Larsen
Roots
Windy

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When the girl he likes is chosen as leading lady in the high school play, Mike auditions for leading man and wins the part. He knows nothing about acting and can't recall his lines, but he loves rehearsing the kissing scenes.

Cold in Cleveland: The Christmas Episode

Mike learns his best student, Luke Brower , is homeless, and offers to help him.

Maggie arranges for Ben to meet his favorite rock musician, Jonathan Keith , whose backstage behavior cures Ben's idolatry of him.

Note: This is Brad Pitt's second appearance in the series. He previously guest-starred as Carol's love-interest Jeff in the season-three episode "Who's Zoomin' Who".

Dan Cross & David Hoge

Carol sneaks out of the house for a date.

Wes Davidson, the new president of Binford, makes Tim promote a bad and lightweight saw tool on Tool Time, which Tim dislikes, but he has to choose between his job and his manners, since Davidson was paid big to advertise the tool. Meanwhile, the boys go grocery shopping and find a way to save money to buy sweets.

Carol Gets a Raise

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Cathy Jung

Trouble-a-Bruin

Maggie feels belittled by Jason when they disagree about a school dress code during a parents' meeting.

The Brady Hunch

Roger Garrett & David Richardson

Pirates of the Care of Eden

Darrel Campbell & Billy Riback

Mike and Boner learn that Coach Lubbock has been fired, prompting them to organize a protest.
Mike and Amy continue to bicker their way toward Paris.
Five Grand

Lord of the Fries

Tim and Jill's 19th-anniversary plans go awry when Tim is caught on security cameras in a compromising position with his new female mechanic, Alex .
A Sew, Sew Evening

Holly and Eden date charming French men who buy them expensive jewelry after a night of passion. Meanwhile, Stuart must learn to stand up for himself when a man threatens him in the bar.

Room for Change

Guest stars: Mayim Bialik as Laurie Kincaid, Chris Demetral as Billy, Margaret Willock as Mrs. Kincaid

Note: This episode was scheduled as the season finale for the UK but have adapted the same episodes as the US channel. This is also the last episode of Season 1, promoted as a "new episode", but is not actually the season finale.

Guest stars: Richard Burgi as Matthew Wright, Peggy Pope as Myrna, Pearl Shear as Charlotte, Teresa Ganzel as Simba Katzman & David Jay Willis as Emcee
David Richardson

Future Boy

Story by: Dan Guntzelman, David Kendall, Mike Sullivan & Steve Marshall

May the Best Man Win

Where's There's a Will
Mike's bad habits catch up with him and put him in danger of not graduating: he can't seem to start his English paper and even plans to go out the night before it's due.

Jill asks Tim to fix the ice dispenser on the refrigerator, replace the knob on the back door and repair the burner on the stove, however all he is interested in is getting his hot rod's engine to turn over. Jill calls a repairman, but Tim distracts him with the hot rod, leaving Jill angry.

Best Friends

Flying Sauces
I'm Scheming of a White Christmas

Yeti, Set, Snow

Rosalind Moore & Howard J. Morris

Why Do Fools Fall in Love?

Jason's Rib

The Wood, the Bad and the Hungry
Tim pulls a groin muscle when trying to impress Jill with his masculinity by carrying a big trunk of books. Randy plays Peter Pan in the school play, but the school doesn't have the necessary machine for him to fly, but Tim has an elaborate idea.

Ian Gurvitz

Jennifer Celotta & Adam England

Brady Battles Boo-Mer

Jill begins pottery class, and begins to practice in the garage where Tim is working on his hot rod. This causes friction between the couple, but it all gets worked out, in part because of Wilson's advice. Meanwhile, after embarrassing Al following a mistake during an episode, Tim lets Al be the host of Tool Time for a day. It doesn't end well, and the two switch back to their normal roles.

Mama Todd, the Sequel

Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor

Rob LaZebnik
Guest stars: Jane Galloway as Lucy, Gregory Itzin as Frank, Tony Longo as Stan, James Staley as Ted, Linda Thorson as Janice Brittle
The Last Temptation of Laverne

Mike becomes romantically attracted to a "Madonna look-alike" , which worries Maggie; Ben accidentally ruins Carol's plant project.

Sebastian Jones
Dennis Capps

Tim continues to watch Tool Time tapes to ease his stomach.

Note: This episode originally aired as an hour-long episode, cut into two parts for syndication. It has been released on DVD in its original hour-long format.

It Was the Best of Tims, It Was the Worst of Tims

Here's a Howdy-Do
The Check Isn't in the Mail

Victor Gonzalez
Chris Atwood

List of George Lopez episodes

I'm Gonna Git You, Sponge Sucka'

Eden shares a secret with Holly that she has occasionally "faked it" with Phil. Holly leaks it to Haskell and Stuart, causing Eden to feel like dating Phil means she's dating all four of the friends.

When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's house unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country. When Jason goes to jail for throwing a party where drugs were brought, the police have to send him out of town, thus ruining his possible chance at a pro baseball career. Much to George's chagrin, he allows Jason to stay with the family - as long as he and Carmen can keep their hands off each other.

'Twas the Flight Before Christmas

Donald P. Bellisario

Teleplay: David Richardson
The Ex-Files

Dream On

Jason Sings the Blues

Hot in Cleveland

Bruce Ferber & Lloyd Garver
Tim begins to want to have more children after Marty asks him to babysit one of the twins. After some discussions about his vasectomy with Jill, and some words of wisdom from Wilson, he decides that being able to return the twins after playing with them is the best idea. Mark is still wearing black, but with an added touch for this episode.

Tim begins to become concerned about his health when his 40th birthday nears, and Harry, the owner of Harry's Hardware, has a heart attack. Tim cancels his birthday plans, but after receiving advice from a heart-attack survivor and a medical report he moves on. Tim and Al shrink down to view a car engine.

First appearance of: Harry's Hardware Store and Harry Turner

Teleplay by: Shelly Landau

Be True to Your Tool

That's Christmas to Me

The Hand That Robs the Cradle

The Exes

Borland Ambition

While hiding his client, tennis star Chuck Feeney , from the paparazzi, Phil learns that this legendary ladies' man is more of a man's man instead. Holly and Haskell argue over who can take better care of a nine-months pregnant Eden.

Wilson's World

When husband Nick is traded to a baseball team in Arizona, Laverne is forced to quit. A sick Charley camps out on Harry's couch.

Merry Malibu Christmas

Guest stars: Timothy Carhart as Billy, Ben Ryan Ganger as Billy, Jay R. Goldenberg as Attendant, Robert Gould as Customer, Aaron Lustig as Officer Hitner

Spending a weekend alone to write a book for Binford, Tim is distracted by dreams of fame and fortune. How much will he accomplish by his deadline?

Guest star: Oprah Winfrey, Jay Leno and Leeza Gibbons, although they were credited as "Special Thanks"

Jennifer is going away on holiday, so she leaves her goldfish Howard in the care of Brad, who inadvertently kills the fish, and now he has to buy a new fish before Jennifer finds out. Tim and Jill get into a fight over who owns what when Jill opens a private checking account for herself.

Note: First episode not directed by John Pasquin.

Revenge of the Mummy

Harry's Vacation

Babies Having Babies

Guest stars: Phil Hartman as Tim Cornell, Tracy Kolis as Paige, Kenneth Kimmins as Pete, Valorie Armstrong as Gayle, Lance Davis as Waiter & Jaclyn Bernstein as Nancy

George Lopez (season 4)

The Seavers achieve their 20th anniversary, but trouble in the form of a pie fight erupts among their celebration's guests.
Ben does not have enough money to buy Jason the really good present he thinks he deserves, but Mike's advice causes him to accidentally commit a crime.

Bud mandates that no non-Binford products are to be used on the show and makes major changes that perturb Tim. Brad must decide whether to play soccer earlier than he is scheduled to when he has an opportunity to play for a UCLA soccer coach/scout. Jill, worried for Brad's safety, goes against it.

Mother Dearest

On Christmas Eve, Tim and Al get stuck at the tiny Alpena, MI airport on the way to Binford's winter festival. Ilene makes Al choose between her and his mother. The boys beat Doc Johnson in the Christmas lighting contest.

Dan Guntzelman & Steve Marshall

Libby's Gift

Karen , Jill's friend, visits, and Tim has to tolerate and stand up to her constant comments about his masculinity and his own tool show. Because of this stress, Tim accidentally glues his forehead to a table. Meanwhile, Jill teaches Brad how to dance, for Jennifer's parents' anniversary he will be attending.

First appearance of: Jessica Wesson as Jennifer Sudarsky.

Carol has blooming romantic feelings for an older family friend, including jealousy when he's romantically attracted to someone else.

The Sting
Guest stars: Shirley Jones as Jean McDowell, Edward Winter as Eric Lancaster, Christopher Pettiet as Young Harry, Robin Lynn Heath as Young Jean, Tom Henschel as Bartender & Cory Danzinger as Little Eric

Neighbors

Tom Walla

This Joke's for You

Trading Places

Charity Begins at Home

Boomer, jealous of the attention Boz is getting, enters the Jikki Kiki dance contest, and picks Boz as the second dancer, believing it an easy win, but when Boomer discovers that Boz is a great dancer, a rivalry develops between the two.

Absent: Geno Segers as Mason Makoola
Note: The title is a reference to talent show Dancing with the Stars, known as Strictly Come Dancing in the UK.

When Maggie tells Jason she might be pregnant, Jason realizes he might not be emotionally ready.

When Jill is having Ilene and Marie over, Tim goes ice fishing with Al to get out of the house, and problems ensue when they can't catch fish, so they try various ways to catch it. Gilligan's Island is mentioned.

Phil is named one of New York's top ten eligible bachelors. While at the party thrown by the magazine, Eden meets up with some of her female friends and has a great time going out with them. This causes her and Phil to reevaluate their relationship. Holly meets a hot lawyer who is also on the top ten list, but an eyebrow incident gets in the way. Meanwhile, Stuart sees Sabrina, the sex addict he once dated, walk into the bar, but the woman claims to be Sabrina's twin, Julie.

Hurricane Saturday is a one-off programming block of a three-way, two-hour crossover event on NBC which involved three television sitcoms created by Susan Harris: The Golden Girls, Empty Nest and Nurses. The event depicts a fictional hurricane storming into the storylines of the three series set in Miami, Florida. The episodes aired back-to-back on Saturday, November 9, 1991 from 8:00 to 10:00 p.m. EST.

Family Practice

At Randy's party, Tim's overpolished dance floor causes Michelle , the girl Randy likes, to sprain her ankle.
Tanks for the Memories

Coughing Boy

Harry is proposed to eighteen months after the death of his wife.

When the Kings' over-the-top spending causes a monetary crisis on Kinkow, Lanny has the islanders pay mandatory donations to the kings. Buying time until they find a better solution to fix the crisis, Brady and Boomer disguise themselves as bandits Sirocco and Sirocco Taco, stealing the kingdom's donations and returning the money to the public. Sirocco becomes an instant hit with the Kinkowians and especially Mikayla. She begins to fall hard for Sirocco but doesn't realize it's Brady. With criminals on the loose, the Kinkowians start to get angry and the kings must find a way to restore the island's fortune, capture the 'criminals' and win back their kingdom's support.

Guest star: John O'Hurley as Ron the Adventure Narrator

Baby Mama

Lisa Muse Bryant

Eddie, We Hardly Knew Ye
Long Day's Journey Into Night

Laurie Gelman

The Trouble With Doubles

Marty and his wife and kids, and Jill's parents come to visit. Jill learns her parents are having marital problems and tries to patch things up, only making them worse.

Final appearance of: Col. Fred Patterson

First appearances of: Nancy, Claire and Gracie Taylor

Note: This is the only episode that both of Jill's parents appeared together.

Goof: In this episode, it is mentioned that Jill's father has always called Tim "hey you". In the episode "The Colonel" from the previous season, Jill's father calls Tim by his real name.

Paul B. Price & Laura O'Hare

Prelude to a Kiss

When Mark contracts chicken pox, Jill forces Tim to move out for a few days, since he has never had it. Al then offers for Tim to stay with him, and although he doesn't want to, he decides against hurting Al's feelings, which he does anyway when he embarrasses Al severely on Tool Time in front of special guests Mario and Michael Andretti.

Absent: Zachery Ty Bryan as Brad Taylor

That's Christmas to Me —

Note: Ron Fassler reprise his recurring role as Dale Davis from another Disney XD show Zeke and Luther. He also appeared as Dale Davis in Disney XD's Kickin' It in the episode, "Wax On, Wax Off".

Story by: David A. Stewart & David Harris

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What a Drag

Maggie solves her problem; initially shocked that his Hawaiian girlfriend has a daughter, Mike enjoys babysitting her; Bobby arrives.

Swing Time

Reputation

Quibbling Siblings
Tim has Mark move into Randy's room when Randy bothers Brad on the phone constantly, which Randy dislikes and tries to scare Mark away.
Tracy Gamble & David Maples
Shopping Around
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Pat Dougherty
Toni Perling
Lessons

The Karate Kid Returns

David Kendall

Overwhelmed by the holiday spirit, Ben brings home a homeless teen . The teen, who snidely identifies herself as "Nancy Reagan", cops an attitude with the Seavers and sees a chance to rob their house. Has Ben made a mistake in being considerate, or will the Seavers' hospitality set the teen runaway straight?

Blow Up
Tim accidentally blows up Jill's driver's license picture for her library fund-raising dinner. Meanwhile, Al takes the boys miniature golfing and throws a fit in anger after Brad gets a hole-in-one.
Kim Flagg

Dance Fever
Mike's drama teacher and classmates start to intimidate him.
Ben throws a party to get to know a girl.

Chase Heinrich

Gary Murphy

Teleplay by: Dan Cross & David Hoge

How the Grinch Spent Xmas

Her Cheatin' Mind
The Old College Try
When Irma can't host her show for a week, she asks Al to fill in as host and Tim to be his assistant. Tim has a hard time not being the center of attention, but when Jill shows him that he can assist her, he decides to continue to help Al. Randy finds it hard to talk to a girl in his class named Beth .
A Funny Valentine

The More Things Change
Guest star: Christine Ebersole as Laura

It's Jill's turn to worry about needing glasses as she reaches middle age. Tim worries that his mother is going to lose money on another of his brother Jeff's business schemes: a 'UPS Store' like operation.

Teleplay by: Deborah Pratt

Weekend Fantasy

Paul has moved on and is getting married. He invites Holly, Eden and the guys to his wedding, creating an awkward situation. Meanwhile, Phil and Eden go to great lengths to prove they don't need to be a couple, while Haskell tries to hook up with a lonely, desperate bridesmaid .

Pentatonix

Second Chance

Journey to the Center of Mt. Spew

Platinum

Tim insults Jill on Tool Time, ruins dinner, and drops her ring down the furnace.

Guest stars: Dave Chappelle and Jim Breuer

Notes: This episode led to the spin-off series, Buddies, starring Dave Chappelle. Jim Breuer was later replaced by Christopher Gartin in the series.

Black on White on Fire

Rosalind Moore

Lisa , the original Tool Time girl who left the show to become a paramedic, returns. Tim, who is as excited as everyone else to see her again, invites Lisa to temporarily resume her part on the show without consulting the current Tool Time girl, Heidi. As a result, Heidi quits. Randy finally gets up the nerve to ask Lauren out on their first official date, and the date fails until Wilson's advice turns it around for the better.

Last appearance of: The 1994 Wind Dancer Production Group Logo

A Hardware Habit to Break

Harry Snubs Laverne

Jill joins Al's team for Habitat for Humanity because Tim thinks married couples shouldn't work together. Tim tries to beat Jill's team with an all star athlete construction team directed by himself. Meanwhile, Brad finds a locket and gives it to Ashley but finds out it was Marie's.

Guest stars: Jimmy Carter as Himself, Kimberly Clarice Aiken, John Elway, Eric Hipple, Evander Holyfield, Sean Jones, and Bill Pickel as themselves.

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The Westons laugh when Charley says the full moon will bring love, but then realize he could be right. A rude doctor catches Harry's eye. Carol finds romance when a man returns run-away Dreyfuss . A stake-out leads Barbara into the arms of a high-school boyfriend.

David Grubstick

Nothing in Common

Tim has trouble with Joe Morton , his new neighbor, after Joe dents part of his hot rod for scrap. Jill becomes good friends with Marie Morton, Joe's wife. Brad signs up for home economics as his elective to meet girls, but his plan goes awry when every other boy in school does the same thing as Brad, filling the class with boys instead of girls.

First appearance of: Marie Morton

Guest star: Robert Picardo as Joe Morton

Bob Burris & Michael Ware

What's Eating You?
Her Cheatin' Heart
The Return of Aunt Susan

June announces she wants to pursue a singing career, to which Reba says it takes a lot of time and hard work. After June uploads a video on YouTube of her singing while the neighbor's cat "dances," she stuns Reba by getting a meeting with record producer Mr. Bata . But ultimately, June does not get a recording contract after another "cat video" becomes more popular than hers. Meanwhile, Lillie Mae gets Kim into betting on horse racing, and they discover that Cash has a secret gift that helps him determine which horse will win. As their betting success continues, Kim develops a gambling addiction, consulting Cash at all hours of the night.

How Holly Got Her Groove Back

Tim and Jill's romantic getaway is ruined when John Binford demands Tim take his family camping using the new Binford camping gear, and share clips of their time, on Tool Time. The trip doesn't go quite as Tim planned it would. Brad competes with another boy for Jennifer's Valentine's Day heart.

A Hunting We Will Go

Guest Stars: Robert Lesser as Dr. Perry Smith, John Reilly as Adam Blakely & Brittany Alyse Smith as Shanna

All Dolled Up

Overactive Glance

The Cheat Life of Brady and Boomer

Runaway

Dave Caplan

Special Guest Stars: Mary Pat Gleason as Nurse Bradford, Art Metrano as Art

Thumb & Thumber

Jealousy

Tim and Al use Wilson's garage to demonstrate how to make room in a garage on Tool Time. Jill meets a man named Ian at the gym who is as much in love with classical music as she is. That night, she dreams about kissing him. The next day she ends up telling her friend Patty, and after feeling guilty all day, tells Tim about the dream.

Sam leaps into Joey DeNardo , a lounge singer in the witness protection program who must keep himself and his accident-prone girlfriend from being killed for the murder he witnessed three years ago.

Al's Video
Drew Levin
Neil Kramer & Ned Teitelbaum

Narvel Blackstock

Alarmed by Burglars
The Look

The Seavers journey to Hawaii but the holiday does not go as Jason planned. Maggie has work problems, Mike and Carol find romance, and Ben finds a new interest.

Harold Kimmel

Maggie is chosen to receive the "Working Mother of the Year" award and prepares a speech.

Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

The Niece
The family is driving Jill crazy and she is having a hard time getting any of her studies/work done and decides to let Tim build her a room all of her own... but it's not all smooth sailing as she visits a psychologist as part of her schooling and ends up changing her mind about letting Tim go ahead with the construction.

Guest stars:

List of The King of Queens episodes#Season 3: 2000–01

Aloha

Luke's father returns, wanting him to join him on his trucking journeys.

Note: This episode marks Joanna Kerns' directorial debut.
Note: Tracey Gold does not appear in this episode.

Larry McLean

Mike converts the storage space above the garage into an apartment and must choose whether he wants to be tenant or family member.

John D. Beck & Ron Hart

Jill makes a bet with Tim that he cannot teach the kids some manners after they are kicked out of a pizza parlor. If Tim cannot teach the boys manners, he will be attending the opera for an entire year with Jill, much to Tim's horror. With the bet on, he tries his best to make the boys behave.

Harold Kimmel, Ross Abrash,

After Bob Vila raises more money than Tim for Jill's library fundraiser, Tim challenges him to a race... in his unfinished hot rod against Bob's 1934 Roadster.

Keith Cox

Bachelor Party

Bye-Bye Baby...Hello: Part 2

Jill wants Tim to get a vasectomy when they agree their family is complete. Tim gets mocked by the guys at the hardware store, which makes him more reluctant to go ahead with the operation, until Harry secretly tells Tim he had one himself, which rebuilds Tim's confidence. Meanwhile, Randy is voted "best butt" by the girls at school, but learns it was just a prank, while Brad is shocked he learns he lost "best eyebrows" to a unibrow.

Grassi, Maldonado

Tim tells Randy to go for Lauren, who likes cars, but he finds out she is dating Jason, Brad's friend. Jill attempts to prove to her psychology colleagues she can cook for an important dinner.
Games, Flames and Automobiles

Burt Brinckerhoff
First Blood
Mike and Eddie join a single-parents group to meet women.

Brady tries to unite two conflicting tribes to impress Mikayla, but things didn't go as he planned to be.

Special guest stars: Jennifer Stone as Priscilla and Doug Brochu as Oogie

Special Guest Stars: Grace Zabriskie as Eva Barrett

Jason demands that Carol find a job.

"Tool Time After Dark"
The Kiss and the Kiss Off

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Complainin' in the Rain
Guest stars: Ronnie Schell as Mr. Ritter

Stacey Pulwer

Jill has planned a romantic surprise dinner for Tim, who is at Big Mike's with Al and the guys from K&B Construction. He phones home and she flirts with him, and he doesn't notice and comes home two hours late. Jill is upset and accuses him of not picking up all the signals she sends. Tim thinks that signals should be clear and dresses up as Fred the phone repairman so he can fix the problem. Meanwhile, Brad is wondering whether Jennifer pounding him is a sign that she wants to kiss him.

George Negoti-ate It

I Was a Teenage Taylor

Cooks Can Be Deceiving

Barbara Gets Shot

Melanie gets DNA from the girls' toothbrushes to surprise them with their genealogies and family histories. The results show that: Joy and Elka have a common ancestor from Poland as well as a distant relative who is a waitress in the area, Victoria is 1/32nd Native American, and Melanie has a distant cousin working as a therapist in Cleveland. Victoria tries to gain publicity by joining an Ohio Native American group, only to find that they want to use her to protest Chief Wahoo, the Cleveland Indians mascot. Melanie makes an appointment with her therapist cousin and finds that he is adorable, making her want to find out just how close of a cousin he is.

Crazy for You

Mike and Eddie double-date – Eddie's date is Mike's ex-girlfriend.
Arnold Margolin

Tim and Brad get into a fight over Brad's new haircut and the hot rod engine. Meanwhile, Randy doesn't want Jill to help him rehearse for an audition to play Romeo in a school play of Romeo & Juliet.

When Wilson is burglarized and gets his mucus cup stolen, Tim gets a complex security system, but Jill, paranoid over what happened to Wilson, begs Tim to get the biggest security system he can find, but the overcomplicated system causes chaos in the house and in the neighborhood. Brad gets the opportunity to cheat on an important exam, and trips the alarm sneaking out and gets caught on camera.

Absent: Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Randy Taylor

My Dad, My Doctor
David Sacks

Scott Hoying

Life Goes On: Parts 1 & 2

The New Deal
Leilani Downer & Rich Reinhart

New Plans

Beverly Bridges

Sybil Adelman & Martin Sage

A Mermaid's Tail

The guys get ready for the Junga Ball tournament against other islands so Brady becomes the leader of the guards who made the team. When Boomer doesn't get to rule the team as much as Brady, Boomer starts his own team with help from Kinkow's resident to challenge Brady. The two teams compete to see which team would represent Kinkow.

Absent: Kelsey Chow as Mikayla Makoola

Broadway Bound

Sisters and Brothers

A woodpecker arrives at the Taylor household, and Tim goes crazy trying to get rid of it. Brad and Jennifer break up, and after he flunks a maths test, he blames it on his being lovesick. However, when Jennifer drops by and gives Brad his workbook, revealing that she had been doing his homework, explaining why Brad failed the test, Tim and Jill are forced to tutor Brad to get his grades up again.
Final appearance of: Jennifer Sudarsky

Home Malone

Hi There, Sports Fans

Jill decides to find Tim an exact replica of his first car after it is junked. Mark helps Brad search for colleges by making a video for him to send out to prospective schools.

The Obscure Objects of Our Desire
To avoid going to her parents' college without disappointing them, Carol has Mike hire a homeless man to pose as Jason.
Mike falls for a cultural student whom he impresses with a poem written by Carol. Their next date is on an annual family bowling night.
Ben and Mike's Excellent Adventure

The One About Mikayla's Friends

Neil Alan Levy

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The Triangle
Story by: David Kendall & Tim O'Donnell

O Holy Night

Guest stars: Kathleen Noone as Cookie
Part 1: Peter Gallay

The Big Fix
Some Enchanted Evening

Bachelor of the Year

All You Single Ladies

George uses a fake wedding for his boss as a cover to renew his vows with Angie, but with Angie planning the fake wedding, she begins to ask too many details. Jack buys a woman named "Dell" as a fake wife so on the day of the real wedding, George can tell the truth.

Absent: Geno Segers as Mason Makoola
Note: This is a reference to the saying "been beaten with the ugly stick".

When Brady overhears Candace gossiping with Mikayla, Candace states that Mikayla said that she will never date him, since he is immature and will never grow up as long as he is the king of Kinkow, Brady leaves the island to go back to Chicago and vows to never come back until he can prove himself to be worthy of Mikayla. Boomer finds out about this and tries to follow Brady. But when a storm hits Kinkow sending people from the neighboring island of Mindu to them, it forces him to stay. They find the young king of Mindu has the Kinkow birthmark on his bellybutton which means he is also the king of Kinkow. It reveals that the boy is Brady and Boomer's long lost triplet brother, Boz, who was raised by monkeys .

Guest stars: James Hong as Elder

The Dreyfuss Affair

Guest star: Raymond Ochoa, Ryan Ochoa's younger brother, as a Young Boy.
Note: This is either a reference to tone deafness or the record label Def Jam Recordings

Ron Bloomberg

Elliot Shoenman

When taking Ben out to get supplies for a last minute project, it turns into all sorts of nighttime adventures to include a run in with the cops and girl-chasing.

The Bite Stuff

Love Is Blind

Andrew Tsao

Home Schooling

It's a battle of Halloween pranks. First, Tim scares Al, then Brad and Randy scare Jill, then a strange man shows up at the door asking to see the basement. Jill, Tim and Wilson tell Brad and Randy that years ago a man named Clifford Warren was accused of killing his brother, but because of his mental problems he was put in an insane hospital. Little do the boys know that it's a Halloween prank. Unfortunately, Al blows the secret and they invite him to help them pull a prank of their own, but Al blows that one too. Tim, Jill and Mark end up scaring Brad and Randy in the attic, and Al and Wilson pull a prank of their own on the Taylors.

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Scandalous

Maggie's Brilliant Career

Kim, Lillie Mae and Geoffrey make Reba a profile on an online dating site, and Reba reluctantly agrees to a date with a man named Brad . But Brad turns out to be much older than his profile photo.

Mike rides a dirt bike against his parents' wishes while camping with Boner.
Don't Go Changin'

Sydney Blake & Bill Braunstein

Tim decides to sell his hot rod to Doug O'Brien , a pizza entrepreneur, which upsets Brad because of how much time he and Tim had worked on it. Meanwhile, Jill takes Randy shopping for clothes and he is afraid that Jill will embarrass him in front of someone he knows.

Guest stars: Jay Leno

Mark's Big Break

Carrie , Jill's sister, observes the family while on break. Tim's brother, Marty's moving plans are halted by a slippery floor. Cal, Al's brother reveals a childhood secret.

First appearance of: Carrie Patterson

Stereo-Typical

Hoying, Mitch Grassi, Avi Kaplan

Taking Jill for Granite

Michael Watkins

Al's Fair in Love and War

Guest stars: Diana Barrows as Student #1, Christian Hoff as Student #2, Riff Hutton as Cop, Katherine James as Teacher

D. J. Ryan & Kevin Pedersen

Jokester Uncle Bob dies in his sleep during a visit; after the funeral, Mike believes that he is seeing his ghost .

When the Rooster Dies

Nuclear Family

Laura Eve Anderson
Tim and Jill want to go out and have a romantic evening, but however, Jill can't find a babysitter, so she hires a magician, who messes up during a trick and locks himself in a trunk, leaving the kids to their own around the house. During their romantic dinner, Tim is distracted by a Detroit Lions game, much to Jill's irritation, and he is forced to choose between his wife and the game.

The Boogieman

When two moons appear, the kings meet the ghost of Malakai, the first king of Kinkow, who explains that an evil twin will destroy the island. After interrogating every twin on Kinkow, Boomer and Brady begin to turn on each other. Following Lanny's advice, the kings journey to the dark side to evil kings castle to sit on the evil throne and learn the truth. The prophecy comes true when the evil king is revealed, putting Brady under a spell and morphing him into evil Brady. With Mason and Mikayla in tow, Boomer heads to the dark side to save his brother and the island from sinking into the seas. Meanwhile, following a dream where she kissed Brady, Mikayla believes she may have a crush on him. Her friend Candace tells her that she does. Later when heading on with Boomer and Mason to save Brady from the evil king Kalakai, an evil Brady engages Boomer in a sword fight. Just before Brady can finish off Boomer, Mikayla gives him a long kiss, breaking him from Kalakai's spell. Together Brady and Boomer use their special rings to defeat Kalakai. Brady takes Mikayla's hand and asks what's next. Mikayla in turn tells Brady that the kiss was just to save him and it was for the love of her country, and walks away. It is still implied that Mikayla may still actually love Brady but just simply told him that the kiss wasn't about that. Brady, Boomer, and Mason follow Mikayla back to the castle where Brady claims that "she so loves me."

Guest stars: Bobby Ray Shafer as the ghost of Malakai, Brittany Ross as Candis, Maxxie J.Santillan Jr. as Stately Islander.

Last appearance: Mitchel Musso as Brady

Paper Route
Teach Me

Take My Mom, Please
Harry makes plans to accompany Carol to see her photographs displayed in an art gallery, and also to attend a ceremony honoring Barbara with a gold medal of valor. The problem is, both events are on the same day.

Roomie for Improvement

Empty Nest

George's Relatively Bad Idea

Tears of a Clown
Guest stars: Christopher Rich as John, Jack Blessing as Evan Phillips, William Edward Phipps as Otto

Mike and his friends are pressured to take drugs at a college party.

On Tool Time, Tim manages to throw himself out a window while doing renovation work. Jill tries to get Tim to help prepare for a tax audit. Brad and Randy become rivals when Brad's tabliod article "Hey Yo!" takes the spotlight away from Randy's "Genetic Mutations in the Second Half of the 20th Century".

Boner flunks out of college and joins the Marines.
On Christmas Eve, Ben is having second thoughts about Santa Claus; a patient of Jason's threatens to commit suicide by head-firsting down their chimney.

Marie Therese Squerciati

Howard Gewirtz

Chris Case

Boyce Bugliari & Jaime McLaughlin

Pair of Jokers

Bob Bendetson & Bruce Ferber

Doug Smart & Susan Beavers

Spring cleaning breathes new life into the family's household objects, and each has a story to tell.

Howard's End
Reality Bytes

The ghost of Maggie's father Ed oversees the Seavers' visit to her childhood home.

Room Without a View

Hoying, Kelly
featuring Tori Kelly

Let's Go Europe
Paper Tigers

When the castle mysteriously explodes, Boomer and Brady are taken to court and forced to relive their most embarrassing and heroic moments through video clips when they try to prove to the jury that they are not guilty of the unlikely event.

Guest stars: James Hong as Judge

The Body Beautiful

Donald Bellisario

The Kings Beneath My Wings

Tired of being bullied, Ben takes karate lessons.

Note: Tracey Gold does not appear in this episode.

Alex Herschlag, Sam Johnson, Chris Marcil & Suzanne Martin

The Taylors' Halloween-prank tradition continues when Jill springs the ultimate on Tim, feigning the disappearance and death of Wilson.
A Marked Man

Pair of Kings is an American television sitcom that premiered on the Disney XD cable channel on September 10, 2010. This list of episodes is organized by premiere date in the US. The series revolves around a pair of hapless Chicagoan teens (Mitchel Musso, Doc Shaw) who are the heirs to the throne of a fictitious Pacific island called Kinkow. In the third and final season one of the brothers leaves the show (Mitchel Musso) replaced by Boz (Adam Hicks), a long lost brother of the original two, that was raised by monkeys.

"Goodbye Looks Good On Me" by Reba McEntire

"The Long and Winding Road"

David Rosenberg

List of Hot in Cleveland episodes

Maggie becomes concerned when Mike takes a job at a convenience store and may have to do dangerous night shifts.

I Know What You Did Last Sunday

Becky Ayers & Joanna Kerns

Clash of the Taylors

Beach Party Maggot Massacre

Guest stars: Fran Ryan as Mrs. Kramer, Jennifer Salt as Linda Brody, Liz Sheridan as Elspeth, Hayley Tyrie as Erica Brody
The Cruise

George becomes frustrated with Max's dentist when he accuses Max of being a wimp for getting his braces loosened. George then lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed, by sneaking behind Jack and Mel's backs. Eventually, it turns out Max only wanted to get his braces so loosened they would be taken off, all because of a girl he likes, so George has Jack and Mel pretend to fire him to teach Max a lesson.

When Al is the producer of a video, he selects Tim to direct, until Tim gets too bossy. Jill gets a new laptop computer.

Story by: Sandy Fries

Kings of Legend

The girls all see visions of each other while facing up to their predictable traits. Joy decides to finally change her looks and colors her hair platinum-blonde, which ruins a date that Owen has with an albino woman. Melanie worries about having sex with Jack after the girls joke that the sex will probably be "basic vanilla". Elka worries about dating the mayor , knowing that as council president she is supposed to be his adversary.

Rick Nyholm
Allen Jay Zipper

Barbara the Mom
Paul B. Price

Roana

Guest stars: Abdul Salaam el Razzac as Piano Player, Joe Hart as Man, Tommy Hinkley as Bartender, Lela Ivey as Debbie, Marcia Rodd as Woman

Christianity is the official religion in Zambia according to the 1996 constitution, and the vast majority of Zambians are Christians of various denominations, but many other religious traditions are present. Traditional religious thought blends easily with Christian beliefs in many of the country's syncretic churches. Other religions include the Bahá'í Faith, Islam, Hinduism, Sikhism, and Judaism. Ismaili Muslim, Hindu and Sikh communities exist owing to the Indian and Pakistani diasporic community.In 2010, according to World Christian Trends, 85.5% of the population identified as Christian, 11.2% identified with indigenous religions, 1.8% identified as Bahá'í, 1.1% identified as Muslim, 0.2% identified as agnostic, 0.1% identified as Hindu, and all other groups accounted for less than 0.1%. The 2010 Zambian census found that 75.3% of Zambians were Protestant, 20.2% were Catholic, 0.5% were Muslim, 2.0% followed other religions, and 1.8% had no religion.

When an advance copy of their high school yearbook arrives, the kings realize they are going to be remembered back in Chicago for throwing the worst party ever. To repair their reputation, Boomer and Brady invite their entire high school class to Kinkow for an epic beach party, but disaster strikes when their classmates are hunted by a giant Kinkow Sand Maggot.

Guest stars:Noah Munck as Peirce, Reed Alaxander as Filbert, Christpher B. Duncan as Brady and Boomer's entire High School Class

Mike persuades Jason and Maggie to let Luke stay with them temporarily; just as he moves in, Jason's wine collection disappears.

Tim is afraid to cry after Mr. Binford, his boss and close friend, dies from a heart attack. Brad, seeing this, believes men are not allowed to cry at all and starts to show off his masculinity.
The Longest Day

When Max starts middle school, he gets picked on by bullies. Angie buys him dorky clothes which she thinks is "cute". Max gets new clothes, but it doesn't help. Carmen decides to help Max, but it doesn't work either. He then starts hanging out with a group of skateboarders, which becomes a problem. George finds out Max has been arrested for beating up a boy and is banned from the mall.

Marriage, Malibu Style

Joe wants his dad to merge the barbershop with the beauty salon next door.

Oh Brother
Adventures in Babysitting

Michael Hanel

Mike decides to quit college to fully focus on acting; Jason and Maggie disapprove.

Guest stars: Marla Adams as Elna, William Bogert as Doctor #1, Milt Oberman as Doctor #2, Peter Hobbs as Dr. Garrison

Jason encourages Carol to volunteer at a clinic, then disapproves of the ex-con she meets there.

Victoria tries to buy the rights to Disco Christmas, an embarrassing movie from her past, after learning that many people hold annual viewing parties to laugh at it. The only problem is the rights belong to one of her ex-husbands , who co-starred in the movie and who has no issues with it being aired every year. Meanwhile, Melanie duels the next-door neighbor in a Christmas lighting contest.

The Tool Man Delivers
Jill's wild sisters Linda, Carrie, and Tracie visit to plan their parents' 50th anniversary party, but they start arguing the minute they arrive, and Jill quickly grows tired of being the mediator. Meanwhile, with three guests in the house, Tim and the boys camp out in the backyard for a few nights.
Room at the Top
On Tool Time, Tim is getting ready to pick the final colors for the Hotrod, but this soon leads to a delay in finishing the hot rod. When Jill is asked to appear on a talk show, "Women on Top"... she makes some comments that make Tim look bad.

Joy and Bob are staking out a site to catch a cheating husband, and Joy announces this will be her last case for the agency, given the awkwardness following Bob's marriage proposal. Victoria rides along, trying to learn more about the detective business for her HBO series and possibly pick up a signature character quirk. In the end, Joy and Bob stumble upon a much bigger crime-in-progress, and Joy realizes the two make a great team. Elsewhere, Mamie Sue has to back out of a "Secret Word" competition at the bar , leaving Elka no choice but to recruit Melanie as her partner.

Heart of a Champion

Lillie Mae brings a peculiar Christmas tree to their home and Reba is not thrilled about it, but Lillie Mae suggests that change is good for all of them. Meanwhile, Reba auditions for a Christmas song solo at the Malibu Church, and finds out that Kim is auditioning as well. When the audition is over, it is announced that Kim has won and therefore will be singing in church for Christmas. Reba and Lillie Mae are quite shocked about this, as Kim's singing was atrocious. Geoffrey tells both Reba and Lillie Mae the only reason Kim won was because her husband donated quite a lot of money to the church, with a condition that Kim wins the competition. Reba tries to keep this information secret, but when Kim gets a bit cocky about winning, Reba lets the truth slip out. Also, Reba discovers that June no longer believes in God, because she prayed that Reba and Bobby would stay together and that prayer wasn't answered. Reba tells her that she's okay with that and that June can believe in whatever she wants, but Reba also shares a lesson about what faith means. On Christmas Day, it is time for Kim to sing in front the congregation. When she does not come out, Reba finds Kim and asks her what's wrong. Kim exclaims she now knows she can't sing, she just wanted to be in the spotlight for once. Reba comes up with the idea to sing off-stage while Kim lip synchs on-stage. June surprises Reba by showing up at the service.

The Love Song of M. Aaron Seaver

He's Gotta Have It

Carol considers postponing college when she gets a promotion at work.

Big Mama Waka

My Pal Valy-Val

Billy Riback & Elliot Stern

Cutters #Episodes

My Mother, My Self

During the ride to school, Tim and the boys reminisce about some of the good times they've had, with clips from previous shows.

Note: Kenny Rogers recorded the song "We've Got It All", which was made exclusively for this episode.

Mike's Madonna Story

Spiro Skentzos

Robert Zappia

O Lanada

Special Guest Star: Rue McClanahan as Blanche Devereaux

It's Halloween, and as usual Tim is up to his old tricks, however Jill plans a prank of her own on Tim. Tim gets cookies from a fan named Rose, but soon strange things start happening. She keeps calling him, and Wilson thinks she is obsessed with him. Tim tries to hide but it's no use.

Andrew D. Weyman

The Holly's Buddies Story

List of The King of Queens episodes#Season 8: 2005–06

Something Old, Someone Blue

The Home Show

Harry's Best Friend

A Battle of Wheels

Jason buys an anniversary trip to Paris from travel-agent Mike, who wins a European tour that falls apart. In Paris, Maggie is bitten not by the love bug but by appendicitis.

Did You Ever See a Dream Dying?
Guest stars: Michael Goldfinger as Tony, Richard McKenzie as Davidson & Lynne Marie Stewart as Secretary

Holly walks in on Stuart in the bathroom and discovers there is "more" to him than she thought, which affects the way she and the other guys see him.

Jason and Maggie leave Mike in charge while they go on a getaway weekend. But when nobody answers when they call home, they imagine all sorts of dreadful possibilities.

Pair of Kings is an American television sitcom that premiered on the Disney XD cable channel on September 10, 2010. This list of episodes is organized by premiere date in the US. The series revolves around a pair of hapless Chicagoan teens (Mitchel Musso, Doc Shaw) who are the heirs to the throne of a fictitious Pacific island called Kinkow.

That's My Momma

The Kid

Sam leaps into Eddie Elroy , a college student helping his brother sell nuclear bomb shelters during the Cuban Missile Crisis, and must prevent their neighbor from being shot during a false air raid.

Note: Kurt Fuller also guest stars.

Michaelgate

One Wedding and One Funeral

Kip Gilman

Mikayla comes down with a fever and starts to turn into a Waka Waka Bug. So Boomer and Brady go to the Waka Waka Bug's hive to try to get the rare medicine to cure her.

Guest star: James Hong as Island Shaman

While drunk, Elka and Mamie Sue decide to make a nude calendar with several other elderly women as a way to earn money for Elka's beloved animal shelter. But as the photo shoot approaches, Mamie Sue gets cold feet. The other ladies all have reasons for getting their pictures taken: Melanie wants a head shot to promote her radio show, Joy and Bob want their photos snapped for an engagement announcement, while Victoria tries to get the DMV to use her retouched publicity shot for her drivers license. At their photo shoot, Joy and Bob decide they want to adopt a child.

Jason becomes suspicious that Maggie is doing more with a co-worker than working on a story.
Mike completely disregards an IQ test and gets a score that worries his parents.

All About Harry

Sam leaps into Herbert "Magic" Williams , a soldier in his brother's platoon in the Vietnam War, where he is given the chance to keep his brother from dying, but at a terrible price.

Notes: This is Sam's first leap out of the United States. Tia Carrere and Patrick Warburton also guest star.

Great Expectations
Story by: Carol Black & Neal Marlens
Christmastime brings the Seavers anger and angst.

List of The King of Queens episodes#Season 5: 2002–03

Talk, Talk, Talk

David A. Stewart

Harry isn't too happy when Carol begins dating his old friend.

Family Unties

Teleplay by: Dan Guntzelman & Steve Marshall
David Tyron King

Bye Bye Birdie

The male lead in Victoria's play falls ill, and Dane mentions he has some acting experience. Dane fills in wonderfully, but Melanie is not pleased when she watches the dress rehearsal and sees how much chemistry Dane has with Victoria in the love scenes. Meanwhile, Joy brags that Bob is the first man with whom she can watch the movie Love Actually after Bob says he likes it. But when Bob butt-dials Joy from a therapy session, she hears him say that he really hates the film. Frustrated with their men, Melanie and Joy scheme to get back at them, but their plans backfire. Elsewhere, Elka loses a bet with the mayor of Cincinnati on the Cincinnati Bengals-Cleveland Browns football game, and has to wear a Bengals mascot outfit for a week.

Stuart has an opportunity to become a partner in a high-end Manhattan dentistry practice, and is invited to a dinner with three other dentists and their spouses. When his date falls through, he asks Holly to accompany him, but she realizes she represented the ex-wife of one dentist in a divorce case. He tries Eden, but she is wearing an eye patch from a champagne cork incident the night before. To his regret, Stuart has to ask Nicki to come-with and pretend to be a date instead of his sister. Meanwhile, Phil and Haskell both agree to get vasectomies, but both chicken out without telling the other.

Having heard all about Boomer's legendary achievements on Kinkow, Boz feels the pressure to be an equally great leader. But, his goal is hampered when a twelve-year-old pest shows up from Boz's past with a devastating secret that could ruin his reputation.

Guest star: Karan Brar as Tito

Note: This episode refers to the horror film franchise I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Anniversary from Hell

At Jill's cousin's wedding, Tim tries to squeeze in sports for him and the boys. After Jill gets tired of writing her speech for the wedding, she decides to go water skiing with the boys and gets injured.

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Big Brother is Not Watching
Jason, happy to see his mother's second marriage crumbling, doesn't want to offer professional help.

Mr. Boogey Shoes

Mike has a showdown with Jason over his rights as an 18-year-old college student and declares his freedom from parental rule.
While Maggie and Jason chaperone Mike and Carol's high-school dance, Ben goes in search of his manhood.

Cutters (TV series)

Gerry Cohen

Guest star: John O'Hurley as CD instructor

The First Time, Again

Penniless Mike schemes to give Kate a ski-trip.

When Marty and Nancy are staying with the Taylors, Tim walks in on Nancy in the shower, thinking she is Jill. Meanwhile, Randy goes to a Bar Mitzvah and must come home after he splits his pants.

Das Boob

Based on a True Story

Absent. Geno Segers as Mason Makoola

Melanie worries that Jack , a new neighbor, saw her dancing naked through a bedroom window. Jack instead sees Joy having sex with an acquaintance, and signals get crossed later when he tells Melanie that he wasn't thrilled with what he saw. Meanwhile, Elka is trying to sway a city councilman to vote for her as council president, so she sets up a party at the home and forces the girls to host.

Southern Comforts

Carol's boyfriend Sandy drives drunk and gets into an accident.

Note: This episode ended with a message that told viewers how many alcohol-related accidents that caused injury or death in the United States occurred while the episode ran. The number increased from 29 to 30 after approximately a minute.

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Maggie disapproves of Mike and Julie's wedding plans.

Absent: Geno Segers as Mason Makoola
Note: This is a reference to the phrase "looks can be deceiving".

Jill's Passion

Cash's Car

Lisa Slopey

Christopher T. Welch

Maggie gets a job offer – from a womanizer who only wants to sleep with her.

Desperately Seeking Willow
Susan Estelle Jansen

Grant/Tribune Productions

Tim's First Car

Mike unexpectedly sees a familiar face while on a date with Kate.

After Tim accidentally shot Mr. Art in the rear on Tool Time, Tim and Jill see Art, Tim's old shop teacher who's dating his mother, at a restaurant with another woman, but Art breaks up with her and goes steady with Lucille.

What's a Mother to Do?

Joe Regalbuto

Easy Money

Charley's Millions
Guest stars: Jana Arnold as Lurlene, Wayne C. Dvorak as Waiter, Cynthia Stevenson as Amy, Adam Wylie as Boy

Take this Job and Shove It

Ben's Rap Group

Guest stars: Brandon Bluhm as Joey, Jaclyn Bernstein as Amanda, Debra Mooney as Mrs. Bierman

Maggie's father sells his house without his wife's approval, causing a controversy between them. Mike and Ben attempt to find ways to mess with Carol's pajama party.
The Recruiter
State of the Union

Robert Berlinger

While Bob is away in Canada, he sends Joy a creepy doll that looks like him to keep her company. The girls then think the doll has voodoo powers when strange things start happening to Bob. Victoria learns that her part has been cut from the HBO series, and she reluctantly auditions for a local theater production. Meanwhile, Melanie gets closer to Dane.

A singer hints that her relationship with Tim's father was more than casual. Tim forgets where he hid Jill's Valentine's Day gift. Brad and Randy struggle to find gifts for their girlfriends.

Guest stars: Anne Francis as Liddy Talbot and Janeane Garofalo as Tina

Brad's getting married... well, maybe not after Tim and Jill get through with him. The Taylor parents try to make Brad realize that he's not ready for the commitment of marriage to Samantha Hayes , a college girl he just recently met at a party, while Mark and Randy poke fun at how much older Brad's girlfriend is.

The actresses recap six seasons worth of episodes through highlights, bloopers and behind-the-scenes stories. Series producers Sean Hayes and Todd Milliner provide additional commentary.

One of Jill's friends is getting married, but Tim gets lost on the way and refuses to get directions, which leads them to end up in Ohio. Meanwhile, Karen babysits the boys, and they cheat her in card games.

Ben assumes Mike's paper route for half the money.
A letter from the girl he met in Hawaii has Mike scheming to go to Los Angeles without Jason and Maggie's knowledge.
Carol is furious with Maggie for telling Jason one of her most intimate secrets.

List of Quantum Leap episodes

Guest stars: Alan Rosenberg as Professor Brooks, Mary Catherine Wright as Ms. Bingham, Catherine Parks as Mrs. Harte, Garette Ratliff as Demetrie

After being conned out of $10 by Mike, Carol and Ben hatch an elaborate scheme to get it back.
Rich Reinhart
The Seavers' reception to raise money for a free mental-health clinic is in trouble when, having mixed-up the date, they send the caterer away, then can't get her back or find another on no notice.

The Flirting Game

Kitchen Nightmare

Wilson becomes the director of Randy's school play when his drama teacher goes into labor, but takes the fun out of it for everyone and makes them do random exercises. When Tim later shows him the aluminum set he built, Wilson doesn't like it and orders him to rebuild a new one, and Tim soon quits. Jill's parenting advice turns against her.

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*Pentatonix
*Ben Bram

Dog Day Afternoon

Guest star: Doug Tait as Mr. Boogey

Tim and the boys plan on getting Jill a hot tub for Mother's Day and getting rid of the swing set so they can install the hot tub in their yard. But they find the swing set meant more to Jill than they thought and she wants a herb garden instead of a hot tub. Tim faces off with the new head of K&B Construction, a female named Les .

Guest star: Drake Bell as Pete, Jr.

Al wants to ask Greta Post out, but screws up, so Jill suggests he invite her to a barbecue that Tim could put up, and Tim gives Al advice that leads him to lose Greta, causing a friction between the two. Tim tries to get a foothold on Jill's college diary. Jill discovers something about the effects of Jenifer and the boy's manners.

Thanksgiving at the Westons

Teleplay by: David Kendall

The Unimportance of Being Charley

Michael Glouberman

Vegas Baby""I Hate Goodbyes

Drive, He Said
Harry thinks he has become a burden on Carol and Barbara when they send him away on a vacation, despite his objections.
Cody R. Farley

Robert A. Wolterstorff

Bill Martin & Mike Schiff

Holly has a hard time telling Eden that she won't be able to be there for the birth. So to help cheer up Eden before delivering the bad news, Holly, Stuart and Haskell take Eden to a party on a yacht owned by Phil's boss, Grant . Phil tells the group they must take a quick tour and leave, but Eden goes into labor and Holly helps her deliver a baby girl on the stateroom bed.

Guest stars: Dee Dee Rescher as Mrs. Swenson, Ariana Richards as Phoebe Swenson, Stuart Nisbet as the M.C.

When Carmen is expelled from her private school, recently laid-off Angie agrees to home school her, but she complains too much, and George and Angie send her to an All-Girl school, against her wishes. Also the money cut also forces a postponement of George and Angie's wedding vow renewal.
When George decides a new job opportunity may be for him, he takes the family to a little town in Colorado on "vacation". But when he gets the job, resistance from Angie as well as springing the news on the kids makes George reconsider his idea. But, also Angie believes it may be a better place for the kids. And in a moment of romance, Benny and Vic kiss, to the horror of Ernie.; also Max meets a girl that talks him into smoking, stealing, and making out and Carmen meets a boy who tells her to drink with him.

Ben works up the courage to ask a girl to a Halloween party.

Maggie wants to fulfill a dream by climbing a mountain.
Note: Tracey Gold does not appear in this episode.

We Could Be Royals

Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Pain

Holly's dating woes inspire the guys to secretly create an online dating profile for her, which gives them a new perspective on relationships.

Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble

Oh Brother, Where Arr Thou?

Jason gets a promising job offer.

When Tim has everyone at the house for Jill's surprise party 40th birthday , she is off looking for an old piano which her cousin has in which he turned into a fish tank with a train that goes around, but Tim and the boys buy and restore it. Tim invites a woman who Jill hates until she shows up after the party because Tim gave her bad directions. Bud makes Al try a makeover, which causes him to experience "flannel withdrawal". Jill plays really bad and Tim wonders how long to turn it into an aquarium.

Final appearance of: Marie Morton

Phil sleeps with Nicki's oldest and dearest friend Vanessa , who is going to become a nun. Phil and Stuart then try to keep Nicki from finding out. Meanwhile, Haskell and Eden take care of a fussy Holly after she suffers an injury.

Elias Davis & David Pollock

Dances with Tools
Insult to Injury

Jason accompanies a leery Luke to the doctor, where he gets nasty news.

He Ain't Heavy, He's Just Irresponsible

Phil and Holly agree to stand up to their bosses to get promotions at their jobs. Phil goes through with it and gets fired, while Holly chickens out. When Holly personally meets with Phil's boss, Grant, to ask him to rehire Phil, she winds up representing Grant in his divorce case, making Phil even angrier. Stuart dates Charlotte , a woman he met online. Although he is fond of Charlotte, he can't get past her crooked teeth, so he asks for Haskell's help to embarrass her into getting them fixed.

Cleveland Calendar Girls

Bright Christmas

Sabes Quake

List of Pair of Kings episodes#Season 3

The Ballad of Shady Pines

Jay Abramowitz, Dan Guntzelman & Nick Lerose

Tim hears a rustling in the basement and dismisses it as a peaceful rat, but the neighbor Wilson thinks it's a snake. This makes Tim's life a living hell, since he has a huge fear of snakes.

Notes: The opening theme from Home Improvement is used as the special closing theme of this episode. The initial title for this episode was "Wild Thing", after the Chip Taylor song of the same name; the episode title appeared in TV Guide, early ABC airings and the original shooting script as such. Upon airing in syndication from 1995–present, the alternate title of "Wild Kingdom" is used.

Carol brings a fake boyfriend to a family party.
Carol Meets the Real World

Tim commissions Mark to film a video to celebrate the hot rod's completion. But when Tim is dissatisfied with the results, Mark directs a dance number starring Tim, Jill, Al, Heidi, Wilson, Sparky, and Eddie the body shop guy, set to "Greased Lightning", a musical number from Grease.

Final appearance of: Claire and Gracie Taylor .

Maria Brown-Gallenberg

Story by: Dan Guntzelman & David Kendall

Justin Prentice

In Part 2 of the series finale, Mike proposes to Kate and the family reminisces about good times in their home.

Goodbye, Mr. Dietz

Timothy James

Teleplay by: Sandy Fries and

Dave has Tim tell Karen that they had lunch that day, even though they didn't. When Tim tells Jill about the secret, he learns Jill has been holding a secret for Karen at the same time. The boys built a catapult in order to launch garbage into the McGurns' yard to avenge all of their cruel pranks.

Reba gives Geoffrey one of her songs. He likes it, but says it needs more of her vulnerability in it. Kim's husband, Leslie, drops by for Reba's fundraising donation. When he offers to fix a misunderstanding of the donation amount, Reba offers a hug, but Leslie wants a kiss instead. Kim confides that she and Leslie have agreed to an open relationship, though Kim reluctantly admits that she only did so to ensure that Leslie doesn't leave her. Kim's vulnerability inspires Reba to draw on her own failed marriage and write a hit song. Meanwhile, Lillie Mae gets a complete sunburn at a nude beach. The episode closes with Reba's song being played on the radio as Lillie Mae and Kim sit on the deck and listen.

The New King, Part 1: Destiny's Child

Dinah Manoff
Guest stars: Ashley Bank as Kid #1, Michael Melby as Kid #2, Gloria Dorson as Mrs. Hill, Candace Hutson as Cindy
Superbaby

Phill Lewis

Let's Go to the Videotape

Harry gives Charley advice on how to impress a new girlfriend, who turns out to be the same lady Harry is seeing. When a relative dies and leaves Barbara and Emily money, Carol is anxious to see what she'll be getting, but she isn't too thrilled when it arrives.

After learning their father was the best warrior in island history, Boomer and Brady enroll in Kinkow Fight School. When Mason gives the kings special treatment, jealousy overcomes Mikayla. Taking Lanny's advice, she decides to test the kings' newfound confidence and skills by pitting them against Atog the Giant. But when Mason finds out, Mikayla tries to get the kings to back down, but it's too late, the kings are eager to prove their inner warrior.

Special guest star: The Great Khali as Atog the Giant

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Camporovere, Canove, Cesuna, Mezzaselva, Roana, Treschè Conca

After Jason reviews a marriage-compatibility test for his work, he and Maggie take it. They're in for some unpleasant surprises.

Bowling for Mama

John Tracy

Make Dirt, Not War

#Episodes

Brad and Randy start canvassing the neighborhood for charity and are great successes, however when presented with the amount of money that they collect the boys can't help themselves and steal some of the money to buy comic books and Game Boy games.

Bye-Bye Baby...Hello: Part 1

When a 6.2 earthquake hits the Northridge area, it cruelly affects George and Carmen, as they sleep outside for the next few days when they decide it's to dangerous to go back inside. George actually won't go inside because when he was young, he encountered an earthquake alone in his house, without his mom to comfort him.

Story by: Tom Walla

Love is a Many Splintered Thing

Strange Bedfellows
Mrs. Clinton Comes to Town

Call Me

A Little Miracle

Valentina L. Garza

Fear of Flying
Lloyd Garver
Al's favorite Bingo caller dies, so Tim has to replace Al's place on the show, with somebody else. Brad volunteers for the position, and Tim allows him to do it. Randy isn't so pleased about it though, and shows some signs of jealousy.

Joe feuds with Lynn over a magazine's swimsuit edition.

Mysteries of Kinkow

When Tim and Jill find out Randy is getting detention because of lack of work, they agree to put him in high school science and math, which makes the newly better-grades Brad jealous. Tim designs the man's bedroom.

The Taylors vacation at a Lake Michigan resort. While Tim tries to give "more power!" to the BBQ concept, Randy meets with Lauren and Brad breaks up with Angela. Mark's changing, but is it for the better? Tim is seriously considering quitting Tool Time and moving permanently to this country resort, but Jill thinks he's having a mid-life crisis.

First appearance of: The 1997 Wind Dancer Production Group Logo

Jessica Wood

It's My Party

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Fed up with Brady's unusual habit of becoming a sleep ninja at night, Boomer impulsively moves out. But when his new landlord Charlotte turns out to be a former Tarantula Person and transforms Mason into a cold-blooded terminator, Boomer must turn to his brother for help.

Note: The title is a parody of the 1993 film, Sleepless in Seattle.

Wilson's niece Willow comes to visit for his birthday, and decides to stay. Tim becomes impatient because Wilson no longer has time for him.

Hot in Cleveland: Hot Damn!

Ben weighs the pros and cons of cheating after sly classmate Vito clues him in about test-passing.

Ex Marks the Spot

And Kevin Makes Three

Brad throws a Halloween party for his new friends at school while Mark is sick. Meanwhile, Tim, Jill, Al, Heidi, and Ilene go to an awards show, hoping to win one for Tool Time, but it seems that the winner will be Cooking with Irma, which has won every other award, until Tool Time wins for the best show.

Ben hits puberty and – with advice from Mike – tries to hit on his babysitter.

Teresa O'Neill

George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

Good King Hunting

Story by: Nick Harding

Tim and the family spend Thanksgiving watching the Detroit Lions play a Thanksgiving game from a luxury box. However, Tim takes a tour and manages to black out the entire Pontiac Silverdome. This leaves Jill and the boys to fend for themselves in the box with a Hollywood producer but are thrilled when Rodney Dangerfield drops in.

Between a Cop and a Hard Place

George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money to go out on a date with his sister. When Ernie, upset that Vic got to go out with Linda but he didn't, accidentally lets it slip in front of George that he saw Vic kissing Benny.
Trouble in Paradise

Wet Hot Kinkowan Summer

Guest stars: Fred Applegate as Mr. Patrick, Eddie Bracken as Fred, Dena Dietrich as Ursula, Robert Gorman as Norman, Brandon Adams as Georgie, Marti Muller as Nurse, Susan Krebs as Norman's Mother

Show Ninety – Who Knew?
Mike falls for his leading lady.

Meredith Siler

Reba's ne'er-do-well brother, Blake , visits and comes up with a scheme to market Lillie Mae's barbecue sauce. He also dispenses advice to Cash after June accidentally but publicly mentions in school that Cash is a virgin. When a cute girl in school approaches Cash, he senses that Blake's advice is working, but Cash instead gets invited to join an abstinence club.

Jill drives with the oil light on for three days and Tim expresses this on Tool Time. Jill gets angry at Tim for mocking her on his own show. Randy believes his hands are just like a girl's hands, which Mark and Brad take to their advantage.
Karate-student Mark successfully intervenes when a senior named Eric Zumbrum attacks Randy at the mall while trying to buy some new shoes after Randy stepped on Eric's new shoes, and the next day it was written on the paper and causing the students at the school making fun of him, which leads to some dispute between Tim and Jill & Randy and Lauren. Wilson's cousins visit, who are The Beach Boys, only to reveal resentment between them and Wilson because the group never used any of Wilson's song ideas.

Luisa Leschin

Forever Jung

Sam leaps into Butchie Rickett , a 13-year-old boy who is on a family roadtrip from which the mother will soon disappear, while also dealing with the bullying of his host's older sister.

Note: Sherman Howard also guest stars as Hank Rickett.

Dave Bickel

Thanks, but No Thanks

The Dog Who Knew Too Much

Chrissy's imaginary friend is a 6-foot-tall mouse, Ike.

Brad gets a part-time job at a sporting goods store and work soon becomes his top priority, and skips his PSAT's.
Tool-Thousand-One a Space Odyssey
Taylor Got Game

Timing Is Everything
The Mentor

Zadoc's minions capture Lanny and try to kill him, so Zadoc could take over the island. Lanny hands the throne back to Brady and Boomer. Mason goes after Zadoc and sees Boomer and Brady fight and defeat Zadoc and realizes that maybe they are the kings of legend.

Born Free
Story by: Bob Brush

Susan Harris

Give 'Till It Hurts

When Wilson is out of town, Willow stays over at the Taylors, and Willow doesn't return home from a club one night... Jill fears the worst and sends the whole family out searching for her. It's Saint Patrick's day on Tool Time, and who better to celebrate with than the boys from K&B Construction.

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Nick Havinga

The Devil and Dr. Weston

Jill's computer crashes, so she has to go into work and recreate her research paper, forcing Tim to take Mark to Swan Lake instead of her. Tim reluctantly agrees, but when Wilson gives him front-row courtside seats to the Pistons game, he decides to leave the ballet after thirty minutes and go to the game instead. Brad and Randy are left home alone, time they spend smoking one of Tim's cigars from his stash.
Abandoned Family

Todd Thicke

The Son Also Mooches

Mike, the Director

Private Dancer

When Jill gets to research the cover story for the magazine, Tim takes over the house, however Jill is unhappy with the way Tim operates the house when he "improves" the washing machine and dryer, forgets to make the boys' lunches and fails to make Mark's gingerbread house for the bake sale.

The R.N. Who Came to Dinner

Steve Gabriel

When Boomer discovers that he and Boz do not have any brotherly memories like he and Brady do, he sets out to recreate a ski-trip from his childhood on Kings' Peak . But when Boomer finds that the land he wants to build his resort on is occupied by Yetis, he removes them from the land and attempts to teach them how to be civilized.
Note: This is a reference to the race starting phrase "ready, set, go!"

Three Men and a Maybe

List of Pair of Kings episodes
Bond of Brothers

A Frozen Moment

Lordy, Lordy, Landlordy

List of The King of Queens episodes#Season 6: 2003–04

From Top to Bottom

Melody Rowland

If You Knew Andy Like I Know...

Elka and Mamie Sue prepare for the arrival of the British Earl of Cleveland, who is coming to town. Joy's younger sister Jill , who recently left a convent, also arrives for a visit. The two vie for the attention of the Earl, but a series of accidents puts Joy at a disadvantage. Meanwhile, Victoria asks Melanie to help her meet a deadline on a children's book, not telling her that she received an advance on the book two years ago. Stumped for ideas, the two base the story on the competition between Joy and Jill.

The Scarlet Letter

Carol of the Bells

After a critic declares performance artist Wilson out of touch with reality, the Taylors' neighbor decides to be more like others, more like Tim. Tim and Al compete in a cooking contest.

Mike competes with a well-established actor for a soap-opera role.

About a Joy

A Shot in the Dark

Not Necessarily the News

Tim 'The Landlord' Taylor

Thank God It's Friday

Guest stars: Al Berry as Customer, Elizabeth Lambert as Merilee, Christopher McDonald as Nick Todd, Bunny Summers as Nana, David Jay Willis as Joey's Owner

Cold Shower

Pat Dougherty & Harold Kimmel

The ABC sitcom series Growing Pains aired from September 24, 1985 to April 25, 1992, with 166 episodes produced spanning 7 seasons.

After all that Boomer has taught Boz about living in the civilized world, Boz decides to address Boomer's lack of survival skills and forces him to go camping. Although Boomer is resistant at first, he has no choice but to become a fast learner and use his newfound skills when the camping trip goes awry, and he needs to help Boz fight for their lives against a jungle werewolf.
Note: This is a reference to TV survival series Man vs. Wild.

George Buys a Vow

Semper Fidelis
Gone But Not Forgotten

New York City

George Takes A Stroll Down Memory Pain

Harry sees six patients: a week-old baby, a five-year-old whose father denies the boy's onset diabetes; a seven-year-old curious about sex; an eleven-year-old having the cast removed from his arm; a belligerent 14-year-old who uses drugs; and an 18-year-old picking up his medical records before going away to college. The end of the episode reveals that all of these have been the same patient at different ages.
Still Growing After All These Years

Chris Case & Nastaran Dibai

Rob LaZebnik,

Jeff Melman

Jill plans on having a romantic evening at an authentic Japanese hotel with Tim when they go to Chicago, but Tim's business meeting takes all day, and Tim, Bud, Wilson, and the Chicago agent are all around the hotel.

When John Binford marries a young, hot tool model, he assigns his daughter Maureen as the producer of Tool Time, who Al fully supports, but Tim is unhappy that she is taking over his show. Meanwhile, Tim is forced to take over the house when Jill unexpectedly gets a job as a researcher for a magazine, and Tim is weirdly left without advice when Wilson is more eager to take a herb bath than help Tim with his predicament.

First appearance of: Maureen Binford

Susan Hurwitz Arneson

Sam leaps into Jesuś Ortega , a man about to be executed by the electric chair, until he is suddenly given a temporary 48-hour reprieve to try to prove his innocence.

The Nanny

Fifth Anniversary
The Great Race

Let the Clips Show

The kids are using the phone way too much so Tim convinces Jill to let Harry's son Dennis install a second line. Unfortunately when Dennis takes a break, Tim takes over with the help of Brad and Randy, damaging not only the house, but also Dennis and Harry's relationship.
Bruce Ferber & Lloyd Garver & Marley Sims

Kerry Ehrin & Ali Marie Matheson

Joy announces to the girls that she wants to marry Simon, but not before she first informs Mitch and Detective Bob. Mitch finds out immediately, as he had bugged the house, while Melanie takes the task of telling Bob, only to end up sleeping with him after. Joy tells Simon "yes" and he is thrilled, but the moment is spoiled when Simon introduces his current 23-year-old wife to Joy. Simon explains he had to marry the woman to get her out of a dangerous situation in her home country, but vows to divorce her as soon as it is safe. When circumstances call for Simon to leave the country again, Joy realizes they shouldn't be together. Bob tries to swoop in and propose to Joy, but she says she is not looking to marry anyone at the moment. Nonetheless, Bob says he will keep trying, announcing that he's bought back the detective agency from Mitch. Elsewhere, Victoria enlists Susan Lucci's help in getting back an HBO series role that Helen Mirren had stolen, only to be double-crossed by Lucci.

Havenwell, Pennsylvania

Kim Flagg & David Maples

Gary Jacobs

In an effort to bring their holiday traditions to Kinkow, the kings promise the islanders a Super Christmas and enlist Kinkow's elves to make the toys. When Kinkow's elves revolt against them, Boomer and Brady must figure out how to save Christmas.

The guys use a special treasure map to find a treasure with the help of a pirate but the pirates trap the whole gang and plan to steal the palace.

Note: The title is a parody of the 2000 comedy film, O Brother, Where Art Thou?.

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The Fracas in Vegas

Shooting Three to Make Tutu

Howard Michael Gould

When one of the Kings' stunts gets Mikayla suspended, the boys refuse to take responsibility. Mikayla calls them horrible bosses to herself, quits her job as their protector, and takes a job at a local fast food restaurant. When the Kings' attempts to get her back fail, they buy the restaurant and become her bosses all over again.
Note: The title is a reference to the sci fi novel Lord of the Flies.

At Ben's school's Parents' Night, his parents learn what he has been telling his friends about the girl that he has been dating – and the words' effect on his popularity.

Marc Sotkin, Mitchell Hurwitz

George Watcha's Out for Jason

Fortunate Son

With Carmen and Jason grounded for throwing a party at Jason's and getting arrested, neither is able to do much. But George does allow for some bending when it comes to Jason's baseball career which upsets Carmen and her feminist poet friend who accuses George of being a sexist. When Carmen questions George about going to college, George makes a big mistake in telling Carmen she has no potential. In the end, George goes to the poetry slam, and gets embarrassed by Carmen's poem about him being a dreamkiller.

When Tim's high school girlfriend Stacey Lewis returns to town, Jill invites her over to have dinner at the Taylor's household, which leads to Stacey revealing an unpleasant secret about Tim's past with her, embarrassing Tim and putting him into a uncomfortable situation with Jill.

The Boy Next Door

Ruth Bennett

Gerren Keith

Guest stars: Tom Isbell as Dan, Craig Stark as Jack

List of The King of Queens episodes#Season 2: 1999–2000

Two for the Road

Jill and Karen think that Tim will look at a woman in a restaurant, after he checks out a woman on Tool Time. Randy has trouble playing football. Tim's solution? Super glue.

First appearance of: Debbe Dunning, although not as Heidi Keppert. Instead, she plays Kiki Von Fursterwallenscheinlaw in this episode.

Advise and Repent

Paul wants to have more alone time with Holly, so he asks the guys to stay away from them. While the guys are trying to give Holly and Paul more space, Holly is wondering why they have been avoiding her and thinks she did something wrong.

How I Met Your Brother

Look Who's Not Talking

Dumped
Dr. Weston and Mr. Hyde

The second season of the TV Land's original sitcom The Exes premiered on June 20, 2012. A total of 12 episodes were produced for the second season. The series stars Donald Faison, Wayne Knight, Kristen Johnston, David Alan Basche and Kelly Stables.

Kate Boutilier

Tim and Jill play each other in a tank driving competition, and Jill wins. However, Tim doesn't congratulate her because he thinks she humiliated him. The boys suffer at Al's for a weekend, until they see the Tool Time game.

Note: This episode was produced at the end of the prior season. It was first episode shown in syndication. The episode was shown in syndication before it appeared on primetime tv.

When Al is published as one of Detroit's "Most Eligible Bachelor" in a magazine, women begin flocking all over him and he starts to ignore Ilene. Mark has to write a report on the most interesting person he knows, and he writes it on Wilson instead of Tim.

Guest stars: Lucy Liu

Dirt Bike

Randy, pretending to be thirty-two years old, meets a woman on a singles message board on the computer, and she comes by for a visit. Meanwhile, Tim tries to help Mark with his science project: a solar system. The Crew of the Space Shuttle mission STS-61 appears on Tool Time as guests.

The Seavers help Maggie in her senate campaign against her former boss.

David Bickel

Tool Time continues to be a "jewel" despite the continued excess presence of the Binford name, and new producer Morgan Wandell tries to give Tim a hard time. Things rapidly turn sad when Al decides to take his mother out to dinner to tell her he's marrying Trudy--and she has a heart attack and dies.

Final appearance of: Bud Harper

A power failure hampers Jason and Maggie's romantic evening.

Mow Better Blues
New rules for the annual Christmas Decorating contest make Tim work harder to give his display "more power!". Jill is upset when she finds out her mother is dating, so soon after her father's death.

Rachel Sweet

After Tim charms all the women at a baby shower, Jill wants a romantic evening with him, but Tim takes the boys to a Demolition Derby, from which he comes back and ruins Jill's mood.

The Seavers hire a nanny for Chrissy, with interesting results.

Guest stars: Earl Boen as Lou, Billy Cohen as Stevie, Earl Holliman as Mike Bradovitch, Robert Lesser as Russell, Debi A. Monahan as Gina, Fred Sadoff as Mort

When Mikayla’s watchful eye keeps Brady and Boomer from getting into mischief and unknowingly thwarting Lanny's plots, Brady and Boomer host an island-wide search to find Mikayla a friend to keep her busy. The Kings soon regret the set-up when her new friend’s ‘beauty over safety’ mantra, puts all of their lives in danger.

Guest star: Brittany Ross as Candis and Jillian Rose Reed as Tessa
Note: The episode is titled in style of episodes of Friends.

Miss Deep South

Dancing With the Scars

Robert Borden

The Looooove Boat
Jimmy Durante Died for Your Sins

Luck Be a Taylor Tonight
Tim discovers he can get his hot rod into a major car magazine, but Jill's obsession with Mark's Christmas pageant leads her to put Tim's hot rod into a major snowstorm and Tim has less than a day to clean his car before the picture.

Ed Scharlach

Dennis Snee

Carol is eager for Bobby to invite her to the Dewey High winter formal, but he does not seem so eager. Meanwhile, Mike has three girls courting him to be their date.

In order to keep her from losing her deal with the record label, Reba agrees to collaborate with superstar bad girl singer Shauna , who demands to move into Reba's home for a while in order to get to know her better. But her bad habits start to rub off on the kids when she asks Cash to buy her some alcohol and encourages June to stop being so dependable. Meanwhile, Lillie Mae begins to think that Reba doesn't miss her when she moves next door for a few days after agreeing to housesit for Kim.

Slice of Life II

The Feminine Mistake

R.N. on the Rebound

Boomer and Brady discover Vault 14, a secret vault which protects Kinkow's most mysterious and powerful artifacts including Duplicatus Plantus, a plant that copies anything it touches. The kings make clones of themselves and while they go surfing, they send their doubles to the Kalooki Island Peace Summit. Filling in for the brothers, the clones impress Mikayla, the island dignitaries and the other Kinkowians with their intelligence, hygiene, and professionalism. However, when Brady and Boomer overhear the clones' ultimate plan to take over, the kings must figure out how to get rid of their doubles and take back their kingdom.

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Jill's thesis is before the committee. During Mark's student-film viewing, Jill's psychology professor sees her criticize him and she is worried that this will affect the thesis committee's decision.

Note: This is the only episode directed by Tim Allen.

Brady and Boomer find a cute creature in the jungle and decide to keep it as a pet, despite Mason's warnings. Lanny calls him a "Giant Armpit". It starts off well, but gets worse when they start neglecting it and turns into a large beast, kidnapping the kings in the process. Meanwhile, Lanny hypnotises the talentless court jester to finish off the kings which as all of his plans do, it fails miserably for Lanny.

Absent: Kelsey Chow as Mikayla Makoola

A Taylor Runs Through It

Jason punishes Carol and Ben unequally for the same offense: sneaking out for dates.

George Gets Assisterance

Yvette Lee Bowser

Note: Doc Shaw has a dual role. Even though the star of the show, he is also credited as a guest star in only this episode. Also, the episode title is a parody of the singing competition show, The X Factor.

Mike gets the best grade in the class on his American history final, stunning the class, his family, and Mike himself. When Mike wonders how he pulled off such a great grade...his teacher accused him of cheating.

'Twas the Blight Before Christmas

Holly meets a hot pilot named Matt, whose brother Sam finds Haskell to be charming and funny. But Sam also thinks that Haskell is gay, like himself. Nicki tries to prove to Eden that she can party as hard as she does, but the two find themselves waking up the next morning in sailors' uniforms with no recollection of what happened. Meanwhile, Phil is afraid to attend a funeral for his old basketball coach, so he asks Stuart to tag along.

Teleplay by: Nick Lerose

Half That Jazz

Malibu Country is an American sitcom that ran on ABC from November 2, 2012, to March 22, 2013. The series was created by David A. Stewart and marks Reba McEntire's return to series television, following up her previous hit sitcom Reba (2001–2007).McEntire stars as Reba MacKenzie, who has recently discovered her country music star-husband has been cheating on her, and the two divorce.

Standardized Test

Kim Hill
Change of Heart

When Tim and Jill go bowling with Bud and his wife, Tim tells Jill to lose because he's afraid his career will be ruined if they beat Bud and his wife. Meanwhile, Angela, Brad's girlfriend, sets her sister up with Randy.

Cyrano de Weston

Baby Steps

The Anniversary That Never Was

Pair of Prom Kings

Jason becomes Ben's business partner in rap-group management, but he uses the money he's invested to control Ben.

Totally Tool Time

Fish Bait

Goodbye Charley

Whitewater
To Build or Not to Build

Michael Zinberg

Phil's desire to sign top mixed martial arts fighter Tommy Dunbar as a client has the guys all attending a strip club, which lands Stuart in the hospital. Meanwhile, Eden buys Holly a new bra, which provides surprising benefits.

Zero Dark Forties

The Dating Game

Tim and Wilson's friendship is tested when Wilson wins $10,000 at a Red Wings game that Tim buys Wilson for his birthday and decides to build an elaborate Victorian greenhouse in his backyard--which blocks the Taylors' view. Mark tries to woo a girl.

Notes: This is the only episode directed by Patricia Richardson, the only female to direct an episode.

Under the Gun

Tim invites his brother Marty and his 6-year-old twin daughters to stay at the Taylors' when he discovers that Marty is staying at the hardware store after separating from his wife.

Only time Wilson's very big basement is shown.

Sam leaps into Gilbert LaBonte , the owner of a New Orleans brothel to prevent one of his girls from disappearing after a confrontation with her abusive husband.

Note: Diane Delano also guest stars.

Taps

While the Seavers make room for baby #4, Maggie grasps for a way to tell her boss she's pregnant.

Matt Berry

Sam is Geoffrey "Tonic" Mole , the lead singer of a KISS-inspired rock band who in the original history was murdered by an unknown stalker. Sam must find out whether it was the manager , a band member, a random fan, or his host's estranged son who did it, and stop them before the deed can take place.

Long Live The Kings Part 2

Mike tries desperately to get tickets to a Bruce Springsteen concert and is ecstatic when Jason gets them.

Tim tries to put up a satellite that has over 200 channels so he could watch sports games around the country, and is jealous when Jill's teacher comes to the house and promptly starts making romantic advances on Jill.

Ben Cheats

Maxine Lapiduss

Doug Sisemore

Brother, Can You Spare a Hot Rod?

A Christmas Story

Angels We Have Heard on High

Harry's Excellent Adventure

Christina Lynch & Loren Segan

George Lopez

Harry Knows Best

Jill buys a foreign sports car Austin-Healey with money from an inheritance and forbids Tim to drive it, but when, of course, does Tim listen to Jill?

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Comune di Roana

Canadian Joy announces she's pregnant, and has an ultrasound image to prove it, so she and Bob plan a quickie wedding. Victoria recognizes the ultrasound as the one that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie posted of their baby, so Joy does all she can to stop Bob from marrying Canadian Joy. Elka has one final sexual fling with the mayor before breaking up with him, only to have the mayor die in bed with her. As the sitting City Council President, Elka becomes mayor. Elsewhere, Victoria is convinced a paparazzi drone is following her, so she hires Bob's brother Claude as her bodyguard to give the impression of not wanting the attention.

The family stays at Mike's apartment while the house is being fumigated.

Guest stars: William Gallo as Delivery Man, Katie V. O'Neill as Katie Taylor
Guest stars: Doris Roberts as Aunt Retha, Henry Jones as Arnold & David Correia as Fire Marshal

Holly offers to help Stuart impress his ex-wife, Lorna , at a ballroom dance contest, but it turns out Holly is no help at all. Adding insult to injury, it appears that Lorna and her partner are the favorites to win the competition. Meanwhile, Phil meets his female match, Kendra , who beats him at his own game.

Tim's all-men-poker-night is ruined when Jill's sister Robin and her husband Charlie come and have a big fight, thus causing disruptions in the game.

First appearance of: Jill's sister, Robin

Note: Donald A. Morgan won an Emmy Award in 1992 in the category "Outstanding Individual Achievement in Lighting Direction for a Comedy Series" for this episode.

A Chip Off the Old Charley

Burnin' Love
Jim Praytor

When a janitor with no life insurance dies at work, Angie finds out that George has been lying and does not have life insurance either. As Angie hounds him and forbids him to have ice cream, he dozes off to classic TV which leads to a spoof of such classics as The Munsters, The Jetsons and Leave It to Beaver.
Note: This episode was dedicated to the memory of Rodney Dangerfield at the end of the closing credits.

A House Divided
Howard M. Gould

Maggie's family becomes anxious to find her a new job.

Mike tries to help a co-worker by taking responsibility for her frequent mistakes; after he is fired, he acts like he is still going to work.

Danny Nucci guest stars as Mike's boss.

Knee Deep

Nouveau-riche neighbors move in next door and their lavish party crashes Jason's "cure" for Chrissy wanting to stay up late because she thinks her bedtime has been keeping her from big fun. Meanwhile, Ben must be Luke's "Big Brother" on his first day of high school, but he soon realizes that Luke will do fine.

Paul Brown

Story: Pat Dougherty & Lisa Sanderson
Greg Phillips

David Maples

Danielle Sanchez-Witzel

Fool for Love

Andy Guerdat

In Carol We Trust

Lindsay Harrison

This is a list of episodes for the American television sitcom Empty Nest, a spinoff of The Golden Girls that originally aired on NBC from October 8, 1988, to April 29, 1995. Over the series run, 170 original episodes aired.During its run, Empty Nest had two crossover stories with The Golden Girls and Nurses. The episode "Windy" continues an event depicting a hurricane that begins on the hour-long Golden Girls episode "The Monkey Show" and concludes on the Nurses episode "Begone with the Wind". The episode "Dr. Weston and Mr. Hyde" continues an event depicting a full moon that begins on the hour-long Golden Girls episode "A Midwinter Night's Dream" and concludes on the Nurses episode "Moon Over Miami".

For the Harvest Festival, Boomer is excited to sing, thinking he has a great voice but he actually doesn't. Brady tries to save him from humiliation, but the trouble is how he will do it without hurting his feelings.

Absent: Geno Segers as Mason Makoola

Loose Lips and Freudian Slips

David Sacks,

B=MC2

Sam leaps into Sam Beiderman, a depressed mental patient who receives shock therapy as soon as Sam leaps in. This causes Sam's personality to become displaced, resulting in his assuming the identities of people he has leaped into before. It's up to Al to complete Sam's mission by helping a mentally challenged young man learn how to read, which he is able to do when he discovers that he and Sam can be seen by mentally ill people. He must also find a way to restore Sam's personality so he can leap, or else risk losing contact with him forever.

Note: This is the only episode where it is Al, not Sam, who does a musical number.

Hoping to boost Mark's confidence when the boys continue to disallow him to play with them and their friends, Tim and Jill put him into a karate class, after an influence from a wood-breaking demonstration on Tool Time. However, a boy starts bullying Mark on the karate lessons, leading to a fight between Jill and the boy's mother.
Charlie Hauck

A Family Affair

All the World is a Stage
After Carol's parents tell her she can only get a nose job if she gets the money for it herself, she wins it in a radio contest.

Dennis Snee & Paul B. Price

Iris Dugow

Settling

David Kendall & Tim O'Donnell

Sam leaps into Kenny Sharp an actor on a children's sci-fi show and must work quickly to keep his eccentric co-star from being killed or committed to a mental institution because of his "wild" theories about traveling in time. In the process, Sam learns, much to his surprise, that the actor has independently come up with Sam's own 'string theory' of quantum leaping.

Futile Attraction
Tool Time's new producer Morgan stages a Jerry Springer-style fight on the show. When Tim learns Bud left Binford and Morgan refuses to stop degrading the show, Tim quits, followed by Al and Heidi. Jill's psychology professor offers her a great job--in Indiana.

Reba finally gets a face-to-face meeting with the elusive Mr. Bata , but his idea to have her write commercial jingles has her flustered and frustrated. About to give up on writing a song for an energy drink, Reba hears Lillie Mae hum a quick tune and decides to pitch that to Mr. Bata, as it's better than anything she's developed. But when Lillie Mae realizes at the last possible moment that the tune is from an existing commercial, Reba has to improvise in front of Mr. Bata and the clients. Meanwhile, Sage has written a song for June, and Reba is floored at how talented he is when she hears him play it. Although Reba badly wants to pitch one of her regular songs to Mr. Bata, she instead gives him a copy of Sage's song, while reluctantly accepting a job to write a jingle for toilet paper.

No Place Like Home

Special Guest Star: Paul Sand as Poko the Clown

Menage a Luke

The Great Race II

Story: Dinah Manoff & David Richardson

Jennifer Fisher

Tinker to Evers to Tucson
A Flaw Is Born

Teleplay by: David Hoge & Dan Cross

"Love's Labor Lost"

Shelly Landau

Guest stars: Matthew Brooks as Roy, Debra Engle as Alexandra Hudson, Beth Grant as Helen
Teleplay: Pat Dougherty
Guest stars: Richard Fancy as Lieutenant, Dean Fortunato as Cop #1, David Correia as Cop #2, Lindsay Parker as Jennifer

George steps in to be Jason's sports agent when NFL Quarterbacks Donovan McNabb and Daunte Culpepper pay a visit to the Lopez household to draft Jason, but when George accepts illegal football gifts from a college that Max was selling to buy George a birthday gift, it blows Jason chance, George is forced to seek out a baseball deal. Meanwhile, Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash when she claims to be pregnant.

Mike is nominated for student-body president.

Tool Time gets the go-ahead to create a special 3D effects show, featuring in-your-face antics from Tim, Al and Heidi. When Jill discovers that Brad's girlfriend caters to his every need, she insists that Tim sets an example for the boys by acting more like an equal partner.

Pardon My Flashback

It's Halloween at the Taylor's house. Jill is worried that Mark will spend the night alone with Ronnie. She asks Brad and Randy to take them to a party they're going to, but they refuse. Mark tells his parents that he and Ronny are in a film class, and that they're going to be making a horror film. He asks the family to be in it, and they accept. When they start, Jill and Tim worry that it won't be good because it isn't scary yet. When they find his video, they decide to watch it to see how it's going. They find out that it's about a boy, Clark, who has been ignored by his family, Jim, Lil, Chad and Andy. He sees a mad scientist, Dr. Wilsonstein, to get a potion that will turn them into freaks. He then decides to kill them. This makes Jill worry because she thinks Mark really does feel ignored, and wants to kill them. When they start the next scene, he is about to chop his father's head off, and Mark holds up a real knife. Jill has had enough, and decides that they need to talk.

Note: Al's name in Mark's movie is a reference to the character Igor, and Al Gore, the Vice President of the United States at the time.
Note: This episode is the first Halloween-themed episode Tim did not try to scare Al with the surprise head popping prop.

Boomer blames Mr. Boogey when a pair of Brady's favorite sneakers is stolen. Everyone on Kinkow including Brady thinks Boomer is lying, except for Mason who has been harboring a big secret.

Note: Air Drogens are a parody of the shoe Air Jordan's.

Having been fired from her radio job, Melanie decides she wants to buy the restaurant that the girls frequently visit. Joy and Victoria invest as well, and Victoria hires an L.A.-area restaurateur that she knows is attracted to her in hopes of making the restaurant more upscale. Just about everything goes wrong on opening night, until the girls decide they shouldn't have tried to change something that was working just fine. Meanwhile, Elka is disappointed that the girls didn't get each other dates for their birthdays this year, as she was hoping to be set up with Pope Francis. Melanie chuckles that she sent Elka's request to the Vatican but isn't holding her breath when, to everyone's surprise, The Pope actually shows up.

Will this be Tim's last birthday? Jill's surprise birthday gift of a river-rafting adventure trip with Heidi, Al, and Wilson to Kernville, California goes against Tim's well-thought-out plans to watch a NASCAR race in Indianapolis--with VIP tickets. Meanwhile, Mark and Brad make a hard-to-get-out soda stain on the couch after arguing over Tim's new massage recliner.

Maggie and Carol are thrilled when Carol gets a chance to skip a grade. Then Maggie wonders if her life choices might have given her daughter the wrong idea.

Family Affair

Loathe Potion No. 9

Naked and Afraid

Guest stars: Danny Thomas as Dr. Leo Brewster & Harvey Jason as Dr. Wakefield

This is Your Life
Ben's hockey team unfortunately features father-son bullies, the father being the team's coach ; things only get worse when Ben's father gets involved. At home, Maggie teaches Mike how to ballroom-dance so he can escort his girlfriend to a family wedding.

Tim complains to Jill that she has too many things in their closet, so she starts cleaning it out - but when all she throws away is a pair of pants and a single shoe, Tim decides to remodel the closet to have enough space. Meanwhile, Brad tries to con his parents into signing a "field trip release form" without them knowing that it's actually a note from school explaining that Brad punched a kid at school because Tim hugged him in front of all his friends.

The Truck Stops Here

Arrivederci, Binford

George's Grand Slam

Choices
The Growing Pains Movie

Holly starts to hear her biological clock ticking, so Phil, Stuart, Haskell and Eden help in her search for a sperm donor.

Jill takes a compatibility test from the magazine, and the results show that her and Tim are not compatible. In revenge, Tim creates a test that intentionally shows that Jill is not the woman for him. Meanwhile, Randy volunteers to perform a ventriloquism act for the school talent show, but he discovers that it's harder than it looks.

Guest stars: Christine Belford as Fran, Ed Hooks as Mailman, Marsha Clark as Voice of Aunt Cecilia
Guest stars: Ray Buktenica as Alan, Katherine Cannon as Dr. Kenney, Greg Kean Williams as Brad
Jack Amiel & Michael Begler
Ursula Ziegler & Steven Sullivan

Jonathan Pollack

Sam is Rod McCarty , a Chippendales dancer who must help a deaf woman find success as a professional dancer, before she goes down a road of prostitution and dies of AIDS.

When Harry receives a Man of the Year award, his estranged father comes to town for the ceremony. Harry gets upset when he learns that his father didn't think he could make it as a doctor. Carol overhears the conversation and thinks her grandfather is dying.

Fight School

During a heat wave, Brady and Boomer discover an ice cave in the jungle upon being given directions to it by Lanny. With the soaring temperatures, Brady returns to the cave to cool off and discovers a beautiful cavegirl who has thawed out and decides to transform her into Boomer's date for the upcoming Luau while naming her Uhngela. But when Boomer's 'girlfriend' Awesome Dawson from Chicago arrives in Kinkow for the Luau, Boomer and Brady must figure out how to get rid of his jealous cave date even when a caveman that was associated with Uhngela has been thawed out.

Special appearance by: Ron Fassler as Dale Davis

Not with My Daughter

Workers from the K&B Construction Site come and show how to cook food using tools. Brad and Randy convince Mark that he's adopted, and then make up a story that everybody around him are aliens. To get back at the boys, Tim, Jill, and Mark dress as aliens and scare them.

First appearances of: Dwayne, Pete, and Rock, the "boys from K&B Construction"

Absent: Earl Hindman as Wilson

Dead Weight

A Reason to Live

After finding out that her husband, country music star Bobby Gallagher, had an affair with a co-worker, Reba Mackenzie moves herself, her family, and her mother to Malibu, to live in a house that she never knew her husband had. She hopes to restart a music career that she abandoned years ago so she could take care of her family, which allowed her husband's music career to take off. After moving in, she immediately meets her neighbor Kim, who comes off as a flighty woman who can't keep anything to herself. After finally scheduling a meeting with a record producer, Reba goes to the office and finds that she isn't what they are looking for, because she isn't 'young and sexy' according to the record producer's assistant, Geoffrey. Reba soon realizes that Malibu is going to be a much different place, and a big adjustment for her Nashville-native family. As her formerly shy and reserved daughter, June, makes a new friend , her formerly popular son, Cash, is adjusting to his girlfriend breaking up with him rather than trying to maintain a long-distance relationship.

Heavy Meddle
The Haunting of Taylor House

George to the 3rd Power

Allison M. Gibson & Marley Sims
Despite Jill's advice, Tim stays up all night watching Tool Time tapes because of his upset stomach from eating too much Polish food.

Rich Correll

Holly and Haskell compete for the attention of Julia , a woman they meet at the same time. With Eden headed out of town, Holly needs a woman to vent to following her breakup with Paul, whereas Haskell desperately wants a relationship. Meanwhile, Phil unknowingly dates a "recommitted virgin" named Dana , while Stuart dates a sex addict named Sabrina .

After finding out a budget cut cancels special ed, George and Angie attend a PTA meeting run by George's sister, Linda, the superintendent. After some complaints of George, Linda finds out she is actually Mexican and adopted. Now, she wants to meet Benny.

After Nicki struggles to find a job, Stuart offers her the receptionist position at his dental office while his regular receptionist is on leave, but he soon regrets his decision. Meanwhile, Phil's first date after his breakup with Eden turns out to be extremely clingy, and Haskell devises a plan to get Nicki to like him.

Canada

A love triangle involves Ben, Luke, and a classmate.

Take My Garage, Please

Chris Ruppenthal

Donald Beck
Where the Wild Kings Are

Ben forces Carol to go on a date with the brother of his new girlfriend but he ditches her and Carol meets another man at the carnival, their date site.

After a medical checkup, the family finds Randy may have serious thyroid cancer.

The kings decide to have a king for a day contest and a boy named Hilo Tutuki wins. He thinks that the kings are super cool when they aren't but everyone gets into trouble when Hilo tries to stop a dangerous beast.

Absent: Geno Segers as Mason Makoola

Love a la Mode

The Eyes Don't Have It

Brady finally musters up the courage to ask Mikayla out, by using a note Lanny wrote for him, but he reconsiders and decides to ask her in person; when Brady attempts to retrieve the note, Mikayla mistakenly assumes the note is from Boomer, and he learns that before dating a girl in Kinkow you must be hunted down by her father. During the night while Boomer is getting hunted, Brady tells Mason that he is the one who wants to go out with Mikayla. Mason starts hunting Brady. Brady spits an egg at Mason, knocking him out. In the morning they go back to the Kingdom and Brady asks Mikayla out but she says no, because he humiliated Mason in front of the people of Kinkow.

Note: The title is a parody of the 1997 film, Good Will Hunting.

When Mason thinks Boomer's club is too rowdy, he takes over as head bouncer, but starts to keep the party out. In order to get Mason away from the club, the Kings lead him on a wild goose chase leaving the club wide open and vulnerable to a mythical human-like sponge creature named Damone who absorbs everyone's confidence.

Special guest star: The Miz as Damone
Note: This is a reference to the 1988 film comedy I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.

Matt Wickline

Billy Riback

Sam leaps into an African-American named Ray Harper , a medical student dating a white woman on the day of the Watts riots. He must prevent his host's girlfriend from being killed, while persuading her that they need to stay in Watts.

Notes: Marc Alaimo and C.C.H. Pounder also guest star. Pounder later became Scott Bakula's co-star on NCIS: New Orleans.

Tim's car is in the shop, and he borrows Jill's vintage Chevrolet Nomad which he gave as a present to Jill, and he comes in it to work on a special Tool Time episode in a construction yard. However, he drops a three-ton steel beam on the car, which causes problems. He doesn't tell Jill, and instead lies that it is just a scratch, but it fails when she sees the car in the shop when she goes to retrieve a book from it. Brad and Randy prepare to stop the bus bully, but get kicked off the bus as a side effect.

Ratings 35 million viewers; 21.6 rating http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

First appearance of: The 1994 Wind Dancer Production Group Logo

When Jill tells Tim they're going to an opera fundraiser, he has no recollection of Jill mentioning it earlier. This prompts an all out argument between the two. All the while, Tim helps Mark build an elaborate bird house.

Guest stars: Ernest Borgnine and Jack Elam
Note: First episode featuring Big Mike's Tavern

Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof
A Night to Dismember

Jason and Maggie compete to write a newspaper column; Ben starts to hate his glasses.

For Mother's Day, Tim decides that each of the boys will build something for Jill. Brad and Mark succeed in making jewelry and recipe boxes, however the more unskilled laborer Randy does not want to build anything, since he is not interested in tools, so Tim consults Wilson and his mother about what to do about Randy.

A Clear and Presentless Danger

Rob Bragin
The Five Fingers of Ben

Harry offers to sell Tim 20 percent of his hardware store . Jill doesn't let Tim buy it, so Al decides to purchase it. When Al becomes obsessed with the store, this drives everyone crazy, even Ilene when he skips a date with her, and Tim decides to confront him about it. Brad and Randy try to beat Mark, as Al, in a Halloween costume contest, but Mark wins because Al's mom was the head judge.

On the Interpretation of Dreams

Holly introduces her new boyfriend, Paul, to Stuart, Phil and Haskell, which doesn't go quite as planned. However, when the three roommates apologize to Paul, he decides to invite them to a great party. When Stuart goes to pick up the party passes at Paul's apartment, he discovers that Paul is still living with his ex-wife.

Miriam Trogdon

The two kings are told that they have to try to win a competition when they attempt to arrange a treaty with an adversary island; the winner receives the reward of a princess, but Brady and Boomer discover she is not a typical princess.

Guest star: Tiffany Mulheron as Princess Iris and Oliver Muirhead as her father and King of the island Cornea.

Tim installs a central vacuum system; Tim's brother Marty comes over to tell Tim that he's leaving his wife Nancy and kids, but Tim's advice turns Marty against him. Meanwhile, Tim creates a hole in the floor installing the vacuum system, and Jill has trouble working on her psychology report.

First appearance of: Marty Taylor

Last appearance of: The 1991 Wind Dancer Productions Logo

Dear Aunt Martha

Maggie and Jason recall how Ben got into trouble by calling a pornographic hotline, then blaming a neighbor kid for giving out the number.

Holly and Haskell go on a practice date. Stuart tries really hard to fit in with Phil's black friends and embarrasses himself in the process.

Wesley Johnson & Scott Taylor

List of films set in Berlin

Mike's graduation stirs memories from his proud parents, who recall his birth and first day of school.

George Needs Anchor Management

Guest stars: Ralph Seymour as Jimmy

Mike and Carol rent an apartment in the city as Jason and Maggie wait patiently for them to return home. The wait may not to be too long as Carol get immersed in the culture of NYC, indirectly getting her and Mike evicted, and Maggie's parents start laying down the law.

A Life in the Day

Upon learning that Cash is having difficulty writing a one-act play for an English project, Reba tells him to look to his own life and write what he knows. But Reba's advice comes back to haunt her when Cash writes a play that contains a lot of similarities to Reba and Bobby's marital woes. Meanwhile, Lillie Mae decides to embrace her artistic self when Geoffrey gets her into his improv class.

The Tinker Grant

Boomer teaches Boz about the Ten Bro-Mandments. However, a Tarantula Girl named Mary-Ann comes between them after she finds Brady's King Ring. Lanny tells Boomer that Boz is in the jungle, so Boomer goes after Boz, not realizing that Boz was up in the rafters. Boomer meets Mary-Ann in the jungle and she leads him to the Tarantula People and shows him Brady's King Ring. She throws it in the ditch. Boz saves Boomer from death & Boomer uses his secret ballet skills to defeat the Tarantula People. Boz's coronation then takes place.

Guest star: Denyse Tontz as Mary-Ann

Jill's Surprise Party

Mary, Did You Know

My Nurse Is Back and There's Gonna Be Trouble...

As he prepares to graduate, Mike decides he wants to try his hand at directing.

Tim records his final Tool Time with a host of guests—-and a pregnant Heidi, which garners huge ratings. Morgan offers Tim more money and an executive-producer credit to stay with the show, but Tim refuses because of Jill, who is having second thoughts. As the two host Al and Trudy's wedding in their backyard, they discuss their respective opportunities and decide whether they want to stay put.

Guest stars: Christopher Castile as Larry, Sumer Stamper as Annette
Tim Kelleher

The Marrying Kind

Victoria has to travel to L.A. to meet Zed , the quirky director of her new HBO series, and the girls all tag along. After meeting Victoria, Zed reconsiders and cuts her from the role, thinking she is not sexy enough for the Malibu setting. Meanwhile, Joy tries to convince a well-known L.A.-area Private Eye that she can still be "honey bait" but she fails, while Melanie is hit on by a much younger man, only to discover he needs a photo with a HOG for a scavenger hunt. Elka fails to convince Mario Lopez to relocate his TV show to Cleveland as part of her "Film Cleveland" incentive, but she does convince Zed to shoot the HBO series there. While re-visualizing the series with a Cleveland backdrop, Zed decides that Victoria is now perfect for the lead.

FF5F5F

An Ice Girl for Boomer

Duct Soup

Note: The title is a parody of the 1982 song, Wind Beneath My Wings, written by Jeff Silbar and Larry Henry.

List of Home Improvement episodes

Harry's Choice

Ploys for Tots
An Older Woman

Guest stars: Mitchell Allen as Boy, Tim Dunigan as John Taylor, Stanley Kamel as Monsieur Gerard, Charles Stransky as Professor, Brynn Thayer as Dr. Lydia Gant

Two Kings and a Devil Baby

Would You Believe...

Boomer goes to Chicago in an effort to convince Rebecca's father to let him see her after he forbids them to be together. Boz tags along and searches for a safe place to hide the Bat Medallion. Meanwhile, a menace from the past launches a surprise attack on the kings and it is revealed that Rebecca's father used to be part of the Tarantula tribe. As a result, he erases Rebecca's memory of her relationship with Boomer to keep her safe.However at the end, Rebecca was shown to have found the Bat Medallion in the pillow where Boz had hid it and she was seen to have been possess by the Bat Medallion.
Note: This references the 2000 comedy film Meet The Parents.

Brady and Boomer must endure a King Challenge that tests their smarts, strength, and spirits. When Mikayla realizes the boys won’t pass the challenge, she agrees to help them, but the plan goes horribly wrong when Mikayla and Lanny are transformed into Boomer and Brady.

Note: The episode title is a parody of Disney Channel sitcom, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Guest stars: John Apicella as John, Ed Call as Ed, Nana Visitor as Dr. Dawn Phelps

On Tool Time, Tim and Al introduce country music singer Alan Jackson. Meanwhile, Delores, Harry's wife, comes to Harry's Hardware and Tim's marital advice causes them to split up, and he must bring them back together, at a temporary cost of his personality.

As Ben continues his quest for manhood, the high-school dance continues: Jason and Maggie compete to see which one is the better D.J.; Mike discovers he has values; and Carol learns to think for herself instead of going along with the crowd.
Teleplay by: Bob Burris & Michael Ware

Geoffrey Nelson

Inconvenient Tooth

Back in the Saddle Shoes Again

Leave It to Lopez

Tim still lets Brad off the hook and go to the planned truck rally after he pulls a prank at school, until he is caught by the police throwing bricks at a greenhouse. He now has to teach Brad manners and also has to keep this away from Jill so they both won't end up in trouble.

Be a Man

Junga Ball

The two kings find beautiful 5 girl mermaids on the beach and bring them to the castle to turn them into human princesses of the castle. Things go bad when the mermaids were actually seducing the kings to take over the castle, and they also turn Mikayla into a mermaid and cause her to talk in dolphin chirps. Meanwhile, Lanny falls in love with Amazonia, one of the mermaids, who also responds to Lanny.

Guest stars: Leslie Anne Huff as Aerosol, Madison Riley as Amazonia

Bad Day Cafe
Luke runs way from the Seavers' just as Mike is about to film his soap-opera scenes.

When Harry Kept Delores

Jason and Maggie want to sell the house and retire causing a rift with real estate agent Ben, Mike and Carol.

Sister Act

Fatal Attraction

Bruce Ferber

List of Empty Nest episodes

Pump You Up

David Tyron King,

Young at Heart

Guest stars: Sam McMurray as Brent
Charley for President

Story by: Nick Harding,

Pam Williams
Pat Bullard

Peter Gallay

Ye Olde Shoppe Teacher

One morning, George discovers Carmen and Jason sleeping together George and Angie decide to kick Jason out. Jason's father arrives for a dinner and George decide to slam him with the bill and then give him the bad news. While riding out the check he offers the two $10,000 to keep Jason until he goes to college. George decides to vote against the money and kick Jason out but, Jason and Carmen get into a heated argument and Jason goes ballistic and storms out of the house. While searching through Jason's bag he discovers that Jason is taking steroids. When Jason's father comes back to George's house George also discovers that Jason's own dad forced him onto steroids. Jason returns and George tells him if he tells his father that he won't take steroids, he can stay with them. Max tries to sold Jason his urine.

Benny, Tim's friend, moves into his aunt's house while she's away. But a gas leak causes the house to blow up and Benny must stay with the Taylors, so Tim and the others must rebuild the house before Benny's aunt gets back.

Harry is encouraged to spend a weekend alone with his girlfriend. Jeffrey Millstein's imagination runs wild after he sees a scary movie.

After researching cosmetic surgery on the computer, Jill finds that Tim wants her to have cosmetic surgery. Meanwhile, Mark beats Brad and Randy in a video game and chess.

Note: This is the only episode of the series co-written by Tim Allen.

Mark wants to take flying lessons, but Jill doesn't let him. Jill takes piano lessons, but is not making progress at all. Meanwhile, Tim and Al ruin Bud's car.

Guest stars: The crew of the STS-73 space shuttle mission.

Charley to the Rescue

Home for the Holidays

Bossy Cups

The mummy is revived with help from the bat medallion which Brady took from it. The mummy causes mayhem and starts hunting the kings. The kings try to get it back and put the mummy to sleep before Mikayla and Mason find out about the situation.
Note: The title is a parody of the roller coaster of the same name

Guest star: Raymond Ochoa as Young Boy

Al finds out that Ilene is engaged and begins hanging around the Taylor house too much. To help him out, Tim takes Al out to a club where they both meet up with some women... will Al get a date?

Reba and Lillie Mae put their plans for a weekend getaway on hold when Sage makes a confession that stirs things up for the entire family, while also shaking Kim's confidence in her ability to be a good mom.

After George forgets his and Angie's wedding anniversary, he goes to drastic measures to make it up to her when she gets revenge on him with a dirt cake. He takes her to a jewelry store to buy a proper wedding ring but the ring she picks is far out of George's price range. In order to get enough money to pay for it, he strikes up a deal with Vic to trade Emilina's engagement ring to George, in exchange for him giving Vic many of his possessions. When he shows the ring to Angie, she is exuberant, but Vic returns demanding Emilina's ring back. George is forced to tell Angie of his deal with Vic, which angers Angie. In another effort to make it up to her, George convinces her into having their wedding vows renewed.

A troubled girl uses a school assignment with Mike and Boner to seek help from Jason.
Jason learns his widowed mother has a new beau.

Note: The episode title is a parody of the TV soap opera, The Young and the Restless.

This is a list of episodes for the American television sitcom Empty Nest, a spinoff of The Golden Girls that originally aired on NBC from October 8, 1988, to April 29, 1995. Over the series run, 170 original episodes aired.During its run, Empty Nest had two crossover stories with The Golden Girls and Nurses. The episode "Windy" continues an event depicting a hurricane that begins on the hour-long Golden Girls episode "The Monkey Show" and concludes on the Nurses episode "Begone with the Wind".

Crouching Brady, Hidden Boomer

Reach Out and Teach Someone

Carol Black & Neal Marlens

Feelings, Whoa Whoa Whoa, Feelings...

Kings of Thieves

The Wrath of Con Ed

Final Analysis

The Old Man and the Holly

It's Mikayla's birthday and Mason's brother Jason visits, but Mason isn't so welcoming due to an incident when they were kids. When the kings make Jason head guard, Mason quits and drowns his sorrows in eating. But when the Tarantula people try to roast Boomer alive, Jason cowardly runs off and it's up to Brady to convince Mason and his bloated self to come back and save Boomer. When Mason arrives, he and King Brady are captured by tarantula people. Then Jason's water scooter falls on two Tarantula People, and Jason falls on the other two.

Note: The episode title is a parody of the sitcom, How I Met Your Mother.

Not With My Carol You Don't

Read All About It
Overdue for a Job

Luke's homeless friend steals a Seaver memento.

Note: Tracey Gold does not appear in this episode.

Ben is fearful of undergoing a tonsillectomy, so he escape the surgery then realizes he has been punished for his cowardice by being disinherited and replaced by a new, perfect-in-every-way Ben.

Jon Vandergriff

The Seavers' rainy Halloween night continues.
Mindy Schneider

Jill's instincts are correct when she predicts something bad will happen on Brad's first night out with his driver's license - but it's more serious than Brad admits. The Unser family visits Tool Time.

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Carol is chosen for homecoming court.

Phil has just opened his new office, and Eden causes his hot new receptionist to quit. Phil asks Eden to fill in, and her advice later helps him land his very first client. This forces Holly to hire Haskell as a temporary assistant. When he learns about the disabiity coverage at Holly's office, Haskell becomes bent on getting injured. Elsewhere, Stuart seeks out the person who gave his dental office a bad Yelp review.

When Tim finally thinks he has the perfect birthday gift for Jill, it backfires, and he must find a new one. In order to fund Jill's present after blowing their money on a baseball card, Brad and Randy lie to Mark about a "Little Brother's Tax" and they take all his money.

Guest stars: Christopher McDonald as Nick Todd, Ron Orbach as Waiter, Kevin Scannell as Steve Marlowe

The Simple Life

Teleplay by: Kevin Abbott

Growing Pains: Return of the Seavers

Guest stars: Grace Albertson as Woman, Raye Birk as Albert, Xavier García as Esteban, Tim Haldeman as Waiter

Extra Lap

Aunt Verne Knows Best
Harry's Got a Gun

Mike skips the local school play audition to audition for a Broadway play.

Dirty Harry

Reba finds herself waiting for a call from Geoffrey regarding a song she submitted to Mr. Bata through Geoffrey. Prompted by Kim, she goes down and insists that Geoffrey play her song for Mr. Bata. It turns out Mr. Bata heard the song and loved it, but doesn't want Reba to sing it, prompting him to instead ask rapper Travie McCoy to sing her song. Lillie Mae finds herself the target of an admirer when Kim finds a note in a conch shell. Assuming it was for Reba she brings it to Reba, only to find out that Lillie Mae was the one singing, not Reba. Reba agrees to do a duet with Travie on the song she wrote, only to have it turn out horribly when he begins adding lyrics that weren't in the song and shooting a sleazy video for it. Reba then proceeds to try and convince Geoffrey to get Travie off the track. Cash starts feeling lonely when the other kids at school begin making fun of him for his Southern accent, and decides to change it. June, who is surprisingly adjusting well, tells Cash that he'll most likely be popular soon but just has to give it time.

The Great Spontini

Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles
Say Yes to the Mess

Thanksgiving
Bewitched

Regina Stewart

Weekend at Mike's

The Ex Factor

Bob Koherr

Tim becomes suspicious that Heidi and Al are having a hot affair when he finds out she has separated from her husband; he sets out to find out exactly how much of an affair they are having. On Tool Time, Tim adds a little "more power" to his golf swing when golf-pro Payne Stewart stops by. Jill catches a cold.

Mom of the Year

As Karl Granson , a well-known fashion photographer, Sam must protect a female fashion model from overdosing on illicit drugs.

What's a Father to Do?

Push Comes to Shove

Nothing More Than Feelings

It Happened Two Nights, Four Costume Changes

Dollars and Sense

All About Elka

Guest Stars: Meagen Fay as Bridget, Valerie Landsburg as Valerie & Steve Rankin as Sam

Chad wins Lynn's heart with a charitable facade.

Feud for Thought

The Return of the Triangle

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PTX, Vol. III

Jack Shea
Jason tries to hide his new job offer from Maggie.

Michael A. Ross

Fast Times at Dewey High

Jill's mother, Lilian , comes to visit for Mark's birthday. She comes bearing gifts: a drum set for Mark, and a family heirloom for Jill. But instead of the antique clock that she loves and really wanted, Lillian gives her a tea set, which Jill does not know why she received it.
Adam England
Aisle See You in My Dreams
When Bud gets divorced, Tim and Jill go to a couple's therapy workshop to prevent Bud's fate from coming to them. Jill gets angered when the rest of the group, including the other women, agree with Tim that Jill is too critical and too demanding until she found that he's right.

Mark Fink
A travel snafu strands Julie with Mike.

Boz tries to prove to his ex-girlfriend that his life is better without her by putting on a big charade portraying an impossibly amazing life, complete with his own servant , a magical troll that grants wishes , and a pet Sasquatch . Unbeknownst to the kings, she doesn't actually care about Boz and is only there to take the riches he made up, including Boomer and Lanny.

Guest stars: Hayley Hasselhoff as Sasha, Blaise Embry as Morris
Note: The title is a reference to the T'Pau song Heart and Soul

Jim Hope

Chop Shop 'Til You Drop
When Jill gets an A on her psychology paper, she starts giving psychiatric advice, which causes Michelle Russell's, Randy's girlfriend's, parents to have marital problems. Tim accidentally drops Al's pet turtle, Scooter in concrete and they go to the vet where Michelle's mom works.

John R. Morey

Brady and Boomer meet two good looking girls at their "Meet the Kings" mixer. The girls then trick the kings into activating the Fountain of Youth and turn them old. But things get worse when Mason tries to save them, but ends up harming himself as well by turning into an infant. So, it is up to Mikayla to save all of the guys before the kings become too old to live, and before Mason is taken by the old hags.

Guest star: Abbie Cobb as young Ethel and Emily Wilson as young Gertrude

Randy feels slighted when his driving privileges differ from those Brad had when he first got his license. On Tool Time, "Judy's Rat" pulls cable through hard to reach spaces, and bites Tim's nose. Afterward "Judy" confesses that she's the real Judy's sister Trudy, and is impersonating her sister in order to meet Al.

First appearance of: Trudy McHale

Boomer and Boz are each granted one wish on their birthday. Boomer wishes for the island to be danger-free for a date with his girlfriend Rebecca "Awesome" Dawson . Boz wishes for him and Boomer to be closer, but gets more than he bargained for when they become magnetically attached. Things get worse when Lanny arranges for Boomer and Rebecca to have their date at Lightning Grove on the Dark Side of Kinkow.

Guest star: Logan Browning as Rebecca "Awesome" Dawson
Note: The title is a reference to the novel Band of Brothers

Slice of Life
Midnight Cowboy

Overboard

The New King, Part 2: The Bro-fessor and Mary Ann

Special Guest Stars: Edan Gross as Jeffrey Millstein, Donnelly Rhodes as Leonard

Daddy Mike

Stacey Hur

The Tortoise & The Harry

After Brad gets a soccer scholarship, Tim begins to push him too hard, and in a scholarship game, the Coach kicks him off the team. Randy and Lauren want to go out on another date... but they don't particularly want to double date with a couple of friends, Jill saves the day by "offering" to come along on the date. The K&B Construction guys make an appearance on the show... and Mark rebels further by deciding to wear only dark clothes and paint his nails.

Guest star: Cory Everson

Maggie goes back to work as journalist, leaving Jason to take care of the kids. Underage Mike gets arrested for driving a car.

When Mikayla's ex-boyfriend Lucas refuses to participate in the official Kinkowian Dumping Ritual, the kings track him down and discover that Lucas looks just like Boomer. To help out his quest to finally date Mikayla, Brady makes Boomer impersonate Lucas and pretend to go through the official ceremony, but the plan backfires.

Special guest star: Doc Shaw as Lucas

Bro Code

Marley Sims

Nude Photos

Brad takes on the responsibility of a paper route, but doesn't have enough time on his hands for both the route and his homework, but he doesn't want to quit, because he would upset his dad. Brad pays Mark and Randy to do his extra chores, which leads to some compromise with Tim and Jill. Marie helps Jill make dinner while Jill has exams.

Gesundeit

Losing My Religion

Home Sweet Homeschool

Mike begins his first day teaching remedial students.

Guest stars: Brandon Adams as Peter, Jason Bernard as Mr. Noack, Eva Charney as Michelle
EmptyNest

Al doesn't want to come to dinner with the Taylors after Ilene has a dream about Tim riding on a golden stallion in tight bicycle shorts, and after Tim reveals the dream to everyone at the dinner, Ilene dumps Al for betraying her, causing friction between Al and Tim.

When the Seaver house is burglarized, the family fears the perpetrators' return.

Melanie's daughter Jenna comes to town with news that she has decided against going to Harvard medical school, which had always been her dream. When Jenna won't take mom's advice to reconsider, Melanie asks Joy to step in, but that backfires. Victoria is worried about how she looks in a nude love scene in her HBO show, so she visits the show's film editor only to find out the young man is infatuated with her. Meanwhile, Elka is entertaining a 12-year-old "councilman for a day" contest winner, and decides to take advantage and use the boy to fire a city employee.

Sam leaps into Darlene Monty , a beauty pageant contestant who must protect a naive fellow contestant from ruining her life by posing for nude photographs, and in the process must ensure that his host places at least third in the pageant so that she can win a scholarship and become a doctor.

Fred Freeman & Lawrence J. Cohen

Honest Abe

The Vasectomy One
When Tim throws a party to celebrate putting in the hot rod's engine, Jill decides to hook her friend Karen up with one of the guys coming to the party and ends up ruining Tim's day with a barbecue. Meanwhile, the boys have problems with the McGurn brothers.

Diary of a Mad Housewife

Communication Breakdown

Hog Heaven

Brad blames Tim for possibly ruining his soccer career when he injures his knee after tripping on rolled-up carpet during a Tool Time shoot at the house. Tim wins Car Guy of the Year at a cheese banquet. The magicians Penn & Teller appear on Tool Time.

Boomer becomes good friends with a boy from the Flaji clan, a neighboring tribe that Brady begins to suspect are cannibals and want to have Boomer for dinner, so he hatches a plan and attempts to infiltrate the tribe's village while Mason also gets the crazy cannibal theory in his head.

Special guest star: Doug Brochu as Oogie

Tim waits for news on Jill's surgery. Jill will be fine, although she had to have her ovaries completely removed, not partially as was first thought. Jill's mother visits to help look after and nurture her, but she starts to blame Tim for everything because of her mood swings.

Final appearance of: Lillian Patterson.
Note: In the entire 8-year run of Home Improvement, this is the only 2-part, non-back-to-back, episode .

Jason Flirts, Maggie Hurts

Special Guest Star: Bea Arthur as Dorothy Zbornak

E. I., E. I.? Oh

Maggie and Jason hold Mike accountable for Luke's curfew problems.

Note: Tracey Gold does not appear in this episode.

Part 2: Ursula Ziegler, Steven Sullivan,

Double Standard

Birth of a Hot Rod
Maybe, Baby
Rites & Wrongs of Passage

No Volunteers, Please

Terry Hughes

Career Decision

Guest stars: Edan Gross as Jeffrey Millstein, Stan Roth as Waiter, Michael Sabatino as Alan

One Strobe over the Line

The Eve of Construction

Harry Weston: Man's Best Friend

One-hour series finale. Melanie is seated on a Paris-bound plane next to a handsome stranger , and tells him the story of how she got to this point. The girls are all set to leave for Joy and Bob’s wedding in Paris, when Joy gets a call that a baby girl is available to adopt, but she and Bob have to go to Las Vegas right away to complete the process and pick up the baby. Before they depart, Bob’s father, Bob Sr. shows up, saying he and Bob’s mother are now divorced. Meanwhile, Victoria announces that she’s meeting an agent in Vegas, and will likely be moving back to California to reboot her acting career. In Vegas, Melanie, Mamie Sue, Elka and Bob Sr. all end up in jail, while Victoria has a chance encounter with old flame Johnny Revere . The two ponder why they are still chasing career dreams at their age. Joy and Bob find out that the adoption agency is highly religious, and they must be married before adopting the baby. They go to a quickie wedding chapel, only to find that Victoria/Johnny and Elka/Bob Sr. are already there to get married to each other. Victoria and Johnny decide to wait and have a more Hollywood-style wedding, but Elka/Bob Sr. and Joy/Bob get married in a double ceremony. The gang, now with baby Elizabeth, finally board a plane to Paris for the wedding reception. Melanie finishes her story just as the plane is shaken by a storm, and she grabs the handsome passenger’s hand. In a flash-forward to Elizabeth’s fifth birthday, Melanie and the passenger are married, Bob Sr. and Elka are still married, and Victoria and Johnny are now hitched.

Higher Education

Tim has a Super Bowl party for his friends while Jill is sick with the flu.

Jason and Mike go on a guys' trip to Boston so Jason can show Mike around his old college and convince him to go to college. But before they even get there, Mike gets some serious life experience during the flight.
Mike becomes a substitute teacher.

B. K. Taylor

Mr. Leonard, Tim's high school shop teacher, comes to visit, but gets angry and leaves after Tim telling Mr. Leonard what he can and can't do on an episode of Tool Time.

First appearance of: Mr. Leonard

Holly's continuing crush on her co-worker, Paul , makes her determined to find out how he feels about her. Meanwhile, frustrated with being the only roommate who cleans the apartment, Stuart hires Amelia , a maid who begins to disrupt Haskell's life until they both become sexually intimate.

King vs. Wild

My Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding

The kings discover Mason and Mikayla have been running the country's daily operations from their secret underground headquarters. Outraged, the kings insist on making all future decisions, including taking the lead on an important peace meeting with the Squonks, a breed of troll people who keep the island's Mukarat population under control. But when the kings offend the Squonks, the island is quickly overrun with Mukarats. In order to make things right, the Boomer and Brady must endure a forgiveness feast with the Squonk Queen.

Note: The episode title is a parody of the 2010 film, Dinner for Schmucks.

The Bud Bowl
Tim and Jill dream about their future lives with Tim's overpowering and controlling routine. In Jill's dream, Tim and his routine completely take over Jill and ruin her life, which makes her upset. In Tim's dream, he realizes his strict and obsessive routine leads to some horrible consequences for Tim's side: Al and Heidi quit, Wilson runs out of advice, and Jill dies under a coffee table.

At Al's 35th birthday, he wants a wife and kids, so Jill fixes him up with Ilene Markham. Al finds out that Ilene wants kids too, so he proposes to her on Tool Time, later edited to become a Godzilla warning. Randy and Brad write a letter to Mark pretending to be Isiah Thomas, so Tim and Jill tell Mark to get revenge.

First appearance of: Ilene Markham

Guest stars: David Graf as Chuck Norwood and Isiah Thomas as Himself

Stephen J. Curwick
Mandingo

Some Like It Hot Rod

Return of the Kings

The Write Stuff
Home Alone

List of The King of Queens episodes

Randy loses a sled race to evil Vinnie McGurn. But after following Tim's advice of racing Vinnie again with a better sled, Vinnie pushes Randy off his sled and sprains his wrist. Meanwhile, Brad contemplates stopping his saxophone lessons since he isn't interested to play it anymore.

Guest stars: Michael Ray Bower as Josh, Jon Lindstrom as Joe, R. J. Williams as Jimmy
Special Guest Star: Harold Gould as Dr. Stanfield Weston

Viva Las Vegas

Sam leaps into Shane "Funny Bone" Thomas , a member of a biker gang where he meets a truck stop restaurant owner who lost his son to the war and an idealistic young woman who is going to die unless she gives up her reckless dream of living the hard life of Jack Kerouac.

Note: Diedrich Bader and Mark Boone Junior also guest star.

When Randy returns home unexpectedly for Christmas and discovers all the changes that have happened in his absence, he feels unwelcome. Tim discovers that his biggest rival in the annual neighborhood-lighting contest is Al--who gets stuck on the roof with Trudy after winning.

Final appearance of: Randy Taylor

While Tool Time is on vacation, Al plans to advertise his Tool Time board game and puts his life savings on the line, and plans to propose to Ilene on the upcoming Saturday. But, Tim, Jill, and Mark discover a function that causes a fire due to a wiring defect, which Al fails to notice. When the people that built the games refuse to fix the defect, Tim, Jill, Cal, Wilson, Heidi, and Ilene fix the games and Al proposes to Ilene.

Absent: Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Randy Taylor

Linda Mendoza

Bob Tischler

Tim gets "the look" from Jill, after spending $4,000 on Pistons season tickets from Bud. Tim admits to Wilson he was intimidated by "the look", and after getting advice, sells some of the tickets to friends.