June the maid joins the household, and she is nearly a saint. An all-around person who loves basketball, cooks, and even sews new outfits. The family finds it to be a bit too much.

Week Nine: Minnesota Vikings at Seattle Seahawks – Game summary

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Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Preseason Week Four: Seattle Seahawks vs. Oakland Raiders – Game summary

;Top passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 15/26, 187 yds, 1 TD
* WAS – Robert Griffin III: 10/19, 84 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 20 car, 132 yds, 1 TD
* WAS – Alfred Morris: 16 car, 80 yds
;Top receivers
* SEA – Zach Miller: 4 rec, 48 yds
* WAS – Pierre Garçon: 4 rec, 50 yds
;Top tacklers
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 5 solo, 4 asst,
* WAS – London Fletcher: 5 solo, 10 asst, 0.5 sack,
;Team – – – –
* SEA – 156 – 224 – 380 – 1
* WAS – 99 – 104 – 203 – 2

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;First quarter
* WAS – Evan Royster 4-yard pass from Robert Griffin III , 9:57
* WAS – Logan Paulsen 4-yard pass from Robert Griffin III , 2:26
;Second quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 32-yard field goal, 12:05
* SEA – Michael Robinson 4-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 4:38
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 29-yard field goal, 0:00
;Third quarter
* no scoring
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 27-yard run , 7:08
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 22-yard field goal, 5:32

;Top passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 24/36, 385 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT
* ATL – Matt Ryan: 24/35, 250 yds, 3 TD, 2 INT
;Top rushers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 7 car, 60 yds, 1 TD
* ATL – Michael Turner: 17 car, 98 yds
;Top receivers
* SEA – Zach Miller: 8 rec, 142 yds, 1 TD
* ATL – Roddy White: 5 rec, 76 yds, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 7 solo, 1 asst, ,
* SEA – K. J. Wright: 5 solo, 3 asst, 2 ,
* ATL – Sean Weatherspoon: 5 solo, 3 asst, ,
* ATL – Akeem Dent: 4 solo, 4 asst
;Team – – – –
* SEA – 368 – 123 – 491 – 2
* ATL – 250 – 167 – 417 – 2

Week Fourteen: Arizona Cardinals at Seattle Seahawks – Game summary

When Michael accidentally records a basketball game over a video of Kady's first steps, he tries to stage a re-enactment.
Junior fakes an A in algebra while his family, not fooled by the charade, fakes a celebration. Meanwhile, Claire blackmails Junior because she had caught him red-handed forging his report card.

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Jay opens a Soul Food restaurant and Michael becomes a little too over-competitive with the neighboring Chinese Food restaurant.
Michael sells his trucking business to spend more time with Jay and Junior Junior.
Michael milks a punishment by making the kids eat only lemon meringue pie.

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Photo of Chittenango Falls taken in May from the footbridge spanning the creek.

Michael tries to get Claire away from her new boyfriend by befriending him, but things get touchy when she dumps him. Jr. overdoes it in the bathroom.

Note: Andrew McFarlane plays Roger in this episode. From "Letting Go" onwards he will be portraying Tony Jeffers.

Jay gets mad at Michael because she thinks he forgot about their anniversary. Michael pulls off a lavish ceremony for the renewal of their vows. Guest stars Brian McKnight.

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Jay "accidentally" reads Claire's diary. Meanwhile, Michael temporarily goes blind and Junior betrays him to go to a girl named Alicia's house.
Junior asks two girls out to a dance. Valerie really likes Junior, and Amber doesn't. He dumps Valerie for Amber, a hot chick that wants to date Junior to make her old boyfriend jealous. Jay becomes jealous when she believes Michael is in love with Janet Jackson.

Week Six: New England Patriots at Seattle Seahawks – Game summary

;Top passers
* DAL – Tony Romo: 23/40, 251 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 15/20, 151 yds, 1 TD
;Top rushers
* DAL – DeMarco Murray: 12 car, 44 yds
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 23 car, 122 yds, 1 TD
;Top receivers
* DAL – Miles Austin: 5 rec, 63 yds, 1 TD
* SEA – Anthony McCoy: 5 rec, 41 yds, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* DAL – Sean Lee: 4 solo, 10 asst
* SEA – Kam Chancellor: 7 solo, 2 asst
;Team – – – –
* DAL – 247 – 49 – 296 – 2
* SEA – 133 – 182 – 315 – 0

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;First quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 27-yard field goal, 7:26
* ARI – Jay Feely 21-yard field goal, 0:34
;Second quarter
* ARI – LaRod Stephens-Howling 1-yard run , 5:58
;Third quarter
* ARI – Jay Feely 31-yard field goal, 9:59
* SEA – Sidney Rice 10-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 7:51
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 47-yard field goal, 5:13
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 39-yard field goal, 9:20

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Jr. and Jay go to a poker game, and Michael drops in on Jay's book club.

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Week Ten: New York Jets at Seattle Seahawks – Game summary

Jay badgers Michael into giving her a job, where she soon begins to get ideas above her station.
Michael buys an R.V. and the family heads to the Grand Canyon for a vacation.
Jr. gets his license and buys an old clunker instead of what Michael chooses for Jr.
A blackout all over Connecticut, which includes the Kyle household. The family plays games and eat most of the contents of the fridge. Kady pretends to cute, while Junior takes to being a nudist.
Jay takes charge of Kady's Kindergarten play but falls ill, leaving Michael to fill the void. He allows the kids to do whatever they want.

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Junior graduates, and his parents offer him trip to Japan for a grad gift. Vanessa and Junior start making plans. Junior may go to Reddington University. Claire and Kady don't think they will miss Junior, but they will and both beg for attention. In the end of the episode, Junior turns down the trip to Japan and tells Michael and Jay that Vanessa is pregnant.

*Even though it is an even-district year, Senate District 49 was on the ballot due to the 2012 redistricting.
*The results of the election in Senate District 22 were counted, but not canvassed due to the death of incumbent candidate Pat Ward.

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Michael cheats at running a marathon with Jay.
Michael and Jay are shocked when Claire and Tony declare that they are going to have sex for the first time, and set about doing everything possible to stop them.

Week Seven: Seattle Seahawks at San Francisco 49ers – Game summary

;First quarter
* ATL – Matt Bryant 39-yard field goal, 9:40
* ATL – Tony Gonzalez 1-yard pass from Matt Ryan , 3:10
;Second quarter
* ATL – Matt Bryant 37-yard field goal, 9:13
* ATL – Roddy White 1-yard pass from Matt Ryan , 4:16
;Third quarter
* SEA – Golden Tate 29-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 9:47
* ATL – Jason Snelling 5-yard pass from Matt Ryan , 2:11
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Russell Wilson 1-yard run , 13:01
* SEA – Zach Miller 3-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 9:13
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 2-yard run , 0:31
* ATL – Matt Bryant 49-yard field goal, 0:08

Jr. is having problems at school with a bully, so Michael and Jay invite his parents over to discover some of the kid's weak points. Jr. teases the kid back and Claire punches him in the nose making Jr. feel humiliated. Meanwhile, Michael tells Jay she is not around enough, and she starts to realize that when she misses Kady's first tooth and her new "smell the cushions" thing.
Claire gets invited to the senior prom. Her mother volunteers to chaperone so that Michael can keep Claire safe from her date. and Jay gets really excited about the prom and "ruins" Claire's night. Michael plans to teach Junior a lesson about money management.

Jay has a hard time with Michael's parents, who are separated.

Note: This episode was originally intended to air in season one, but for unknown reasons, ABC moved it to season 2. Which is why Jazz Raycole portrays Claire, making this episode her final appearance in the series.

Stewart Loewe in Victorian State of Origin teams

Junior knocks out his dad in boxing on a lucky shot.

Diddy Kong appearance in Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

Michael tells Jr. that holding the baby will make him smarter.

;Top passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 19/25, 221 yds, 1 TD, 2 INT
* CAR – Cam Newton: 12/29, 141 yds
;Top rushers
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 21 car, 85 yds
* CAR – Cam Newton: 7 car, 42 yds
;Top receivers
* SEA – Sidney Rice: 5 rec, 67 yds
* CAR – Brandon LaFell: 3 rec, 44 yds
;Top tacklers
* SEA – Brandon Browner: 4 solo, 2 asst, ,
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 3 solo, 3 asst, 1.5 sacks,
* SEA – Chris Clemons: 2 solo, 4 asst, 0.5 sack,
* CAR – Luke Kuechly: 7 solo, 4 asst, , ,
;Team – – – –
* SEA – 212 – 98 – 310 – 3
* CAR – 108 – 82 – 190 – 2

Calvin starts work at Kyle Trucking, but Michael has to fire him.

Preseason Week Three: Seattle Seahawks at Kansas City Chiefs – Game summary

Michael's tries to leave for a golfing trip with a friend, but the family keeps distracting him.

Matthew Knights in Victorian State of Origin teams

Preseason Week One: Seattle Seahawks vs. Tennessee Titans – Game summary

Junior and Claire find a wallet and come to brawl because Junior claims it. Consequently Michael holds court with Franklin and Kady defending Junior while Claire gets support from Jay and judges them to share.

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Week Seventeen: St. Louis Rams at Seattle Seahawks – Game summary

;First quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 31-yard field goal, 9:59
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 20-yard run , 2:04
;Second quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 4-yard run , 14:53
* SEA – Richard Sherman 19-yard interception return , 10:12
* SEA – Malcolm Smith recovered fumble in end zone , 6:31
* SEA – Zach Miller 24-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 0:06
;Third quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 33-yard run , 11:08
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 28-yard field goal, 7:43
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 32-yard field goal, 2:06
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Leon Washington 3-yard run , 2:32

;Top passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 17/25, 160 yds, 3 INT
* STL – Sam Bradford: 16/30, 221 yds, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 20 car, 118 yds, 1 TD
* STL – Steven Jackson: 18 car, 55 yds
;Top receivers
* SEA – Sidney Rice: 4 rec, 41 yds
* STL – Danny Amendola: 6 rec, 55 yds, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 7 solo, 3
* STL – James Laurinaitis: 8 solo, 1 asst
;Team – – – –
* SEA – 140 – 179 – 319 – 3
* STL – 211 – 75 – 286 – 1

Junior moves out into a run-down apartment in a bad neighborhood.

*Special Teams Coordinator – Brian Schneider
*Assistant Special Teams – Marquand Manuel

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A clip show of Michael and Jay thinking back on various mishaps that have occurred on the show over the years.

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Much to Claire's delight, Michael and Jay forget to recite their house rules — "No friends, no fires, no freedom, no fun" - before going out for the night. As a result, Claire decides to throw a party so she can get in with the so-called right crowd. Things get raucous when someone spikes the punch and a drunken Tony fulfills a fantasy and streaks down the street naked.
Michael and Jay give each other disappointing gifts.

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Jay suggests samba lessons to improve her relationship with Michael.
Michael's friend has a hair-growth pill that makes him paranoid. Once Michael starts to take the pills, he displays the same symptoms.
The Kyles take a family trip to the Bahamas. Michael runs into his old co-worker ; Junior starts hanging out with a guy named Dave; Kady finds herself in the middle of a "puppy love" triangle with Franklin and his look-alike, Francesco Mumfordi; Claire gets drunk. Michael and Jay get stranded on an island and are saved by Michael's old co-worker; Junior learns that Dave is gay; Franklin confronts Francesco at his conference for his work, which Franklin maintains was plagiarized.

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Junior thinks he got a 1600/1600 on his SAT's but gets it confused with a girl named Michelle Kyle. Jr. got a 200/1600, even though you get 300 for spelling your name right.

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Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, so Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild for the rest of the week, but they forgive him when he manages to quiet the baby's nonstop crying.

Note: This marks a reunion between guest star Kim Coles and Damon Wayans. The two co-starred together in the first season of In Living Color.

;First quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 52-yard field goal, 5:29
* SF – David Akers 38-yard field goal, 0:26
;Second quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 35-yard field goal, 12:07
;Third quarter
* SF – Delanie Walker 12-yard pass from Alex Smith , 4:29
;Fourth quarter
* SF – David Akers 28-yard field goal, 5:24

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Michael goes through an elaborate scheme to kill a mouse.

;Top passers
* NE – Tom Brady: 36/58, 395 yds, 2 TD, 2 INT
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 16/27, 293 yds, 3 TD
;Top rushers
* NE – Stevan Ridley: 16 car, 34 yds
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 15 car, 41 yds
;Top receivers
* NE – Wes Welker: 10 car, 138 yds, 1 TD
* SEA – Sidney Rice: 3 car, 81 yds, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* NE – Chandler Jones: 4 solo, 5 asst, 2 sacks, ,
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 7 solo, 7 asst,
;Team – – – –
* NE – 388 – 87 – 475 – 2
* SEA – 283 – 85 – 368 – 2

Michael struggles to deal with the fact his friend Tommy is paralysed and confined to a wheelchair. Claire is caught shoplifting, when it's really Kady's fault.

;Top passers
* SF – Colin Kaepernick: 19/36, 244 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 15/21, 171 yds, 4 TD, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* SF – Colin Kaepernick: 7 car, 31 yds
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 26 car, 111 yds, 1 TD
;Top receivers
* SF – Michael Crabtree: 4 rec, 65 yds
* SEA – Doug Baldwin: 4 rec, 53 yds, 2 TD
;Top tacklers
* SF – Navorro Bowman: 4 solo, 12 asst,
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 4 solo, 5 asst
;Team – – – –
* SF – 231 – 82 – 313 – 2
* SEA – 170 – 176 – 346 – 1

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Michael's promiscuous brother Ken comes to visit with his attractive new girlfriend, Tiara , who contrasts with the way Michael has just realized Jay appears.

;First quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 17-yard run 10:45
* STL – Greg Zuerlein 58-yard field goal 4:59
;Second quarter
* STL – Danny Amendola 2-yard pass from John Hekker , 1:11
* STL – Greg Zuerlein 48-yard field goal, 0:00
;Third quarter
* STL – Greg Zuerlein 60-yard field goal, 13:46
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 31-yard field goal, 4:10
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 30-yard field goal, 13:03
* STL – Greg Zuerlein 24-yard field goal, 6:07

Jay and Michael try to have a romantic night at a fancy hotel, but Junior mistakenly cancels their reservation.

NFC Wild Card Playoff: #5 Seattle Seahawks at #4 Washington Redskins – Game summary

Michael's sister, Kelly , comes to visit, sparking a rivalry with Jay.
Jay makes up a holiday called Sweetheart's Day and insists that Michael buy her a gift.
Jay thinks Michael is "cheating" on her with a picture of his ex-girlfriend. Franklin has trouble admitting that his little sister Aretha is an outstanding singer and is superior compared to Kady.

The kids complain that Michael is being too strict since Jay left, so they call for a family meeting where they all discuss the way they think the family should be, with no repercussions. Jr. thinks having a rapper for a dad would be cool, Claire thinks the perfect dad should be the manager of the country's #1 boy band, and Kady thinks Michael should be a big blue dragon . Michael shows them how these versions could go wrong, and shares his thoughts of perfect children, but then his children explain how that idea could go wrong, so they agree on a truce.
Absent: Tisha Campbell-Martin as Jay

Week Sixteen: San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks – Game summary

Claire, Jr., and Kady are upset that Michael's rules are way too strict since Jay left. So, they make a bet with him that they can go one week without rules. If they win: no more rules. Give up: they must hug Michael and say "I was stupid. You are the best dad in the whole world." Kady gives up quickly after Michael decides to go to McDonald's for a Happy Meal. Claire gives up after a few days when she had to go to school on Jr.'s bike, waking up late, being a social outcast, and Michael deciding he and Kady are going to see the Backstreet Boys with a third ticket and when they want to give it to Kady's doll, she decides to go. Jr. gives up on the very last day after realizing that he needs rules in his life after sleeping outside of the house all night after being locked out.
Absent: Tisha Campbell-Martin as Jay

Jay thinks that her professor in psychology has it in for her. Michael tries to help her study by using flash cards. In the end he resorts to bribing the professor to postpone the exam.

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Michael mistakenly thinks he wins the "Small Businessman of the Year" award. When he loses, his family rescues him and makes him "Father of the Year". Meanwhile, Claire takes makeup from Jay, even though Jay has repeatedly told her not to because she is allergic to many makeup products and has sensitive skin, and ends up having an allergic reaction to the eyeliner that she took from her mother, which causes her eyes to swell and puff up.

Week Fifteen: Seattle Seahawks at Buffalo Bills – Game summary

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Junior gets a job at his dad's business, Kyle Trucking.

When Jay asks Michael to spend less time watching TV and more time with the family, they both learn that their biggest problem is communication.
Note: A reference to the Cartoon Network series, The Powerpuff Girls was made during this episode.

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Junior goes over to tell Calvin and Jasmine Scott that their daughter is pregnant. But it ends up as a family feud when Michael finds out how intimidating the parents are.
Jr. decides to propose to Vanessa. Michael and Jay prepare to meet each other in a karaoke competition.

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;Top passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 9/23, 122 yds, 1 INT
* SF – Alex Smith: 14/23, 140 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 19 car, 103 yds
* SF – Frank Gore: 16 car, 131 yds
;Top receivers
* SEA – Ben Obomanu: 3 rec, 50 yds
* SF – Frank Gore: 5 rec, 51 yds
;Top tacklers
* SEA – K. J. Wright: 8 solo, 1 asst,
* SEA – Leroy Hill: 7 solo, 2 asst
* SF – Justin Smith: 7 solo, 2 asst,
;Team – – – –
* SEA – 115 – 136 – 251 – 1
* SF – 138 – 175 – 313 – 1

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Week Five: Seattle Seahawks at Carolina Panthers – Game summary
Week Thirteen: Seattle Seahawks at Chicago Bears – Game summary

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Kady gets a hamster , and Claire develops a crush on a boy named Tony. Michael and Jay attempt to deal with the changes. This is Tony's first appearance.
Junior gets some tattoos; Michael Annoys Kady.

;First quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 34-yard field goal, 7:35
* NE – Wes Welker 46-yard pass from Tom Brady , 5:49
* SEA – Doug Baldwin 24-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 1:50
;Second quarter
* NE – Aaron Hernandez 1-yard pass from Tom Brady , 10:33
* NE – Stephen Gostkowski 25-yard field goal, 2:12
;Third quarter
* NE – Stephen Gostkowski 35-yard field goal, 9:21
;Fourth quarter
* NE – Stephen Gostkowski 35-yard field goal, 9:21
* SEA – Braylon Edwards 10-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 7:21
* SEA – Sidney Rice 46-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 1:18

Week Two: Dallas Cowboys at Seattle Seahawks – Game summary

Michael gets tickets to go see LeBron James, but when the family come down with the flu he comes up with crazy ideas to keep from spreading the disease. James catches the flu anyway.
Note: Three days before the episode aired, James' team, the Cleveland Cavaliers, played the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden. Although this wasn't James' first game against the Knicks it was his first game at Madison Square Garden.

;Top passers
* MIN – Christian Ponder: 11/22, 63 yds, 1 INT
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 16/24, 173 yds, 3 TD
;Top rushers
* MIN – Adrian Peterson: 17 car, 182 yds, 2 TD
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 26 car, 124 yds, 1 TD
;Top receivers
* MIN – Jerome Simpson: 1 rec, 14 yds
* SEA – Sidney Rice: 4 rec, 54 yds, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* MIN – Jasper Brinkley: 6 solo, 7 asst
* MIN – Chad Greenway: 4 solo, 9 asst
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 5 solo, 5 asst, sack,
;Team – – – –
* MIN – 44 – 243 – 287 – 2
* SEA – 190 – 195 – 385 – 0

Week Four: Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams – Game summary

Michael and Jay go for Jury. Michael thinks he meets a man from the mafia; he is really a life insurance salesman.
Vanessa and Junior get a dog to help prepare for the coming baby. Kady is allergic to the dog, so Jay makes Junior give Kady her allergy medications. Kady mistakenly medicates the dog. Michael plans to teach him a lesson by having Kady pretend she's a dog. Meanwhile, Tony comes back from his forty-day purification. Michael finds condoms in Claire's backpack and thinks that Tony and Claire are planning to have sex.
Michael joins the gym after a muscular former classmate attracts Jay.
Jay feels Michael doesn't spend enough quality time with the family. Claire wants to hang out with Jr.'s basketball friends.
Vanessa's father Calvin has a fight with his wife and moves in with the Kyle family.

;First quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 22-yard field goal, 10:29
;Second quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 36-yard field goal, 8:29
* CAR – Justin Medlock 32-yard field goal, 0:02
;Third quarter
* CAR – Captain Munnerlyn 33-yard interception return , 12:26
* SEA – Golden Tate 13-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 0:35
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 44-yard field goal, 10:27
* CAR – Safety, Kenny Onatolu tackled Jon Ryan in end zone, 0:59

Michael meets Johnny "Saxophone" Jackson, his old classmate. Michael lies about playing piano, and Johnny asks to have Michael sit in with the band. But he just fakes playing the piano by hiding Franklin under his shirt. Guest starring Clarence Clemons as Johnny.
Jay and Michael return from a night out to find Junior and his new girlfriend Vanessa in a compromising position. Michael and Jay throw him out of the house, and he ends up living in a tent in the back garden until everything has calmed down.

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;First quarter
* no scoring
;Second quarter
* MIA – Reggie Bush 21-yard run , 5:13
* SEA – Anthony McCoy 3-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 0:29
;Third quarter
* SEA – Michael Robinson 4-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 4:00
;Fourth quarter
* MIA – Daniel Thomas 3-yard run , 8:08
* SEA – Leon Washington 98-yard kick return , 7:54
* MIA – Charles Clay 29-yard pass from Ryan Tannehill , 5:13
* MIA – Dan Carpenter 43-yard field goal, 0:00

Jr. creates a cartoon called "My Wife & Kid", which wins a prize and has a chance of getting on TV.
When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes, although reluctantly. Meanwhile, Franklin and Kady plant some seeds in the ground to symbolize their growing love for each other, but the seeds grow into an ingredient for a love potion that Jay uses to spice up her romantic dinner for Michael.
Michael goes overboard in his commitment to Kady's candy bar sale for school.

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Jay gets a makeover after being compared to an old flame from high school.

;Top Passers
* ARI – John Skelton: 11/22, 74 yds, 4 INT
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 7/13, 148 yds, 1 TD, INT
;Top Rushers
* ARI – William Powell: 5 car, 20 yds
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 11 car, 128 yds, 3 TD
;Top Receivers
* ARI – Rob Housler, 7 Rec, 36 yds
* ARI – Andre Roberts, 7 Rec, 36 yds
* SEA – Anthony McCoy, 3 Rec, 105 yds
;Top Tacklers
* ARI – Paris Lenon, 7 solo, 6 asst,
* SEA – Bobby Wagner, 4 solo, 4 asst, 2 , 2
;Team – – – –
* ARI – 111 – 43 – 154 – 8
* SEA – 209 – 284 – 493 – 1

Michael's accountant dies suddenly, making him take a whole new perspective about his life. He buys a wig and starts to demonstrate his love for his family in a weird way. He even buys a motorcycle and an RV, in a misguided effort to live life to its fullest.

*Defensive Coordinator – Gus Bradley
*Defensive Passing Game Coordinator – Rocky Seto
*Defensive Line – Todd Wash
*Linebackers – Ken Norton, Jr.
*Defensive Backs – Kris Richard
*Quality Control/Defense – Robert Saleh
*Defensive Assistant – Nate Carroll

Vanessa gets an ultrasound. Michael blurts out the sex of the baby even though neither Jay or any of the rest of the family want to know.
Michael gets aggravated with Jay because she intrudes his golf.

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Jay is ready to graduate from college, but a series of events ruin her appearance.
Jay gets fired but discovers how much her family needs her.

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Junior sells his car. Meanwhile, Franklin is having social-skills problems.

Michael has problems in the bathroom and needs to have a colonoscopy.
Note: Singer Lou Rawls guest stars in this episode.

Jay insists that the accommodations for Jr. and his family need to be remodeled. Michael can't handle the job, and hires a contractor.
Jay is trying to get rid of some old clothes, so after Michael opposes to that she and him make a deal that everything that is not worn by the end of the week has to go. Meanwhile, Junior is trying to learn how to play the guitar and his friend convinces him to smoke pot. Kady gets angry at Claire for avoiding her.
Michael overhears Claire's plans to sneak out to a party she was forbidden to go to and plots a scheme to catch her out.

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The family goes on an unpleasant road trip to Paul Revere's house, to find it closed.

;Top passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: /, 153 yds, 1 , 1
* ARI – John Skelton: 14/28, 149 yds, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 21 , 85 yds
* ARI – Andre Roberts: 1 car, 15 yds
;Top receivers
* SEA – Braylon Edwards: 5 , 43 yds
* ARI – Larry Fitzgerald: 4 rec, 63 yds
;Top tacklers
* SEA – K. J. Wright: 5 , 4 ,
* ARI – Daryl Washington: 10 solo, sack,
;Team – – – –
* SEA – 139 – 115 – 254 – 2
* ARI – 210 – 43 – 253 – 2

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;Top Passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 14/23, 205 yds, 1 TD
* BUF – Ryan Fitzpatrick: 21/38, 217 yds, 1 TD, 2 INT
;Top Rushers
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 10 car, 113 yds, 1 TD
* BUF – C. J. Spiller: 17 car, 103 yds, 1 TD
;Top Receivers
* SEA – Sidney Rice: 4 rec, 76 yds
* BUF – Steve Johnson: 8 rec, 115 yds, 1 TD
;Top Tacklers
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 10 solo, 2 asst
* BUF – George Wilson: 8 solo, 2 asst
;Team – – – –
* SEA – 196 – 270 – 466 – 0
* BUF – 215 – 118 – 333 – 3

When Junior installs a webcam, his old-school parents discover the power of the Internet.

A mid-tempo song, "Team" draws from the genres of alternative pop, EDM and electro-hop.

Michael and Jay attend a couple's seminar only to discover their relationship is not as strong as they thought.

;Top passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 23/37, 293 yds, 2 TD
* CHI – Jay Cutler: 17/26, 233 yds, 2 TD
;Top rushers
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 19 car, 87 yds, 1 TD
* CHI – Matt Forte: 21 car, 66 yds
;Top receivers
* SEA – Sidney Rice: 6 rec, 99 yds, 1 TD
* CHI – Brandon Marshall: 10 rec, 165 yds
;Top tacklers
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 9 solo, 2 asst, sack,
* CHI – Charles Tillman: 8 solo, 1 asst, 2 ,
;Team – – – –
* SEA – 283 – 176 – 459 – 1
* CHI – 226 – 132 – 358 – 0

When Jay returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain. The episode builds to a dream sequence, in which Janet has a nightmare and the entire family is morbidly obese after Michael decides to grow big with her.
Michael has a court case the day after getting a botox injection, and ends up in jail.

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Claire auditions for a modeling career, disobeying her father. But Michael is the one who gets the job – as a hand model.

Week Three: Green Bay Packers at Seattle Seahawks – Game summary

;First quarter
* no scoring
;Second quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 43-yard field goal, 10:40
* STL – Austin Pettis 2-yard pass from Sam Bradford , 6:03
;Third quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 40-yard field goal, 10:41
* STL – Greg Zuerlein 39-yard field goal, 5:31
* SEA – Michael Robinson 10-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 2:09
;Fourth quarter
* STL – Greg Zuerlein 25-yard field goal, 11:23
* SEA – Russell Wilson 1-yard run , 1:39

*Executive Vice President of Football Operations/Head Coach – Pete Carroll

;First quarter
* no scoring
;Second quarter
* SEA – Golden Tate 41-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 6:22
;Third quarter
* GB – Mason Crosby 29-yard field goal, 8:07
* GB – Mason Crosby 40-yard field goal, 1:14
;Fourth quarter
* GB – Cedric Benson 1-yard run , 8:44
* SEA – Golden Tate 24-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 0:00

Vanessa practices home labor and is helped by a midwife named Summer Breeze. Michael writes a script for the time before Vanessa gives birth. But when it's time for the baby to be born, Claire has taken the car to the mall, and no one follows the script. Vanessa ends up having the baby in the parents' bed, the same place it was conceived.

Note: Damon Wayans and Kelly Coffield Park were both cast members on In Living Color.

Rodney Barnes, Valencia Parker & Shane Miller

Michael and Jay attend their high school reunion. Michael gets into a "dance battle" against Bobby Shaw.
Guest star: Katt Williams as Bobby Shaw and Susie Castillo as Sharon

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Week Twelve: Seattle Seahawks at Miami Dolphins – Game summary
Week One: Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals – Game summary

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Jay asks Michael to get a vasectomy, but he says no. Eventually he tells Jay that he will go through with it, but then backs out at the last second. Jay says that she will instead get a hysterectomy. After she comes out of the clinic, Michael tells her that he will get the vasectomy, but she then reveals that she is pregnant.
Note: As the show was abruptly cancelled, this episode serves as a de facto series finale.

*Essendon premiership side 2000
*Essendon Best and Fairest 2003, 2006
*Essendon leading goalkicker 2006

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;First quarter
* SEA – Russell Wilson 14-yard run , 10:00
* SEA – Russell Wilson 25-yard run , 5:46
* BUF – C. J. Spiller 14-yard run , 0:34
;Second quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 19-yard field goal, 12:03
* SEA – Zach Miller 4-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 10:10
* SEA – Russell Wilson 13-yard run , 5:31
* BUF – Steve Johnson 20-yard pass from Ryan Fitzpatrick , 1:10
* BUF – Rian Lindell 41-yard field goal, 0:00
;Third quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 13-yard run , 12:18
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 33-yard field goal, 7:29
* SEA – Earl Thomas 57-yard interception return , 6:13
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 23-yard field goal, 9:17

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Michael sheepishly admits Tony is a good, religious boy after a sneaky double date to the movies with him, Claire, and Jay.

Lorde looking down with her face partially obscured by long curly dark hair, wearing a khaki-coloured bomber jacket and the text "TEAM"

Claire knows nothing about driving, and she steals the car to drive the Sip N' Go. Michael goes through an elaborate scheme to pretend the car is stolen.
The family hold a games night that ends up turning into a disaster because the men don't know anything about their wives. But it turns out the women don't know anything about their husbands, either.

;First quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 23-yard field goal, 5:30
* DET – Ryan Broyles 6-yard pass from Matthew Stafford , 0:00
;Second quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 77-yard run , 14:43
* SEA – Sidney Rice 9-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 11:39
* DET – Titus Young 46-yard pass from Matthew Stafford , 8:49
;Third quarter
* no scoring
;Fourth quarter
* DET – Matthew Stafford 1-yard run , 11:35
* SEA – Zach Miller 16-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 5:27
* DET – Titus Young 1-yard pass from Matthew Stafford , 0:20

;Top passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 25/35, 236 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT
* DET – Matthew Stafford: 34/49, 352 yds, 3 TD, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 12 car, 105 yds, 1 TD
* DET – Mikel Leshoure: 10 car, 46 yds
;Top receivers
* SEA – Golden Tate: 7 rec, 64 yds
* DET – Titus Young: 9 rec, 100 yds, 2 TD
;Top tacklers
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 6 solo, 6 asst,
* DET – Chris Houston: 6 solo, 2 asst,
;Team – – – –
* SEA – 236 – 133 – 369 – 2
* DET – 331 – 84 – 415 – 1

Michael suffers a back spasm playing Twister but fakes a more serious injury to garner sympathy from his family and makes their lives hell as they look after him.

Rainha da TV Brasileira ("Brazilian TV queen"), Loiruda

When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., Michael decides to kill Jay with kindness so he can get back to watching TV and ignoring her. Meanwhile, Franklin tells Kady that he thinks he's too short and goes to great lengths to appear otherwise.
The family goes out to eat at a Japanese restaurant only to find out that they must share a table with an annoying family, the Tylers. Things get out of control between the two families, and even the restaurant employees. The two families have been enemies ever since.

;Top passers
* GB – Aaron Rodgers: 26/39, 223 yds
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 10/21, 130 yds, 2 TD
;Top rushers
* GB – Cedric Benson: 17 car, 45 yds, 1 TD
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 25 car, 98 yds
;Top receivers
* GB – Jermichael Finley: 4 rec, 60 yds
* SEA – Golden Tate: 3 rec, 68 yds, 2 TD
;Top tacklers
* GB – A. J. Hawk: 5 solo, 6 asst
* SEA – K. J. Wright: 9 solo, 2 asst,
;Team – – – –
* GB – 184 – 84 – 268 – 0
* SEA – 111 – 127 – 238 – 0

;First quarter
* SEA – Golden Tate 38-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 8:01
* NYJ – Muhammad Wilkerson 21-yard fumble return , 2:50
;Second quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 1-yard run , 2:04
;Third quarter
* no scoring
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Sidney Rice 31-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 13:33
* SEA – Sidney Rice 23-yard pass from Golden Tate , 7:59

Michael tries to teach Junior a lesson in parenting when he gives him a balloon to take care of. Meanwhile, Jay teaches Kady about the birds and the bees. Kady misinterprets the meaning and puts pumpkin seeds in her belly button.

;First quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 24-yard run , 13:48
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 9-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 4:26
;Second quarter
* SEA – Richard Sherman 90-yard blocked field goal return , 14:05
* SF – David Akers 33-yard field goal, 10:19
* SEA – Anthony McCoy 6-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 1:58
* SF – David Akers 54-yard field goal, 0:31
;Third quarter
* SEA – Doug Baldwin 4-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 3:22
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Doug Baldwin 6-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 7:02
* SF – Delanie Walker 18-yard pass from Colin Kaepernick , 1:40

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Week Eight: Seattle Seahawks at Detroit Lions – Game summary

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Bobby Shaw tricks Jr. into becoming his slave.
Michael hires an attractive girl to tutor Junior in math and later regrets his actions. Also, Jay doesn't like the direction her relationship is going with Claire, who is turning into a typical teenager.

*Offensive Coordinator – Darrell Bevell
*Quarterbacks – Carl Smith
*Running Backs – Sherman Smith
*Wide Receivers – Kippy Brown
*Tight Ends – Pat McPherson
*Assistant Head Coach/Offensive Line – Tom Cable
*Assistant Offensive Line – Pat Ruel
*Quality Control/Offense – Dave Canales
*Quality Control/Offense – Keith Carter

Michael doesn't take it well when he loses to his teenage son at basketball. Meanwhile, Claire thinks the best way to attract boys is to have bigger breasts, so she buys a padded bra, much to the dislike of Jay who punishes her for doing so.

;Top passers
* NYJ – Mark Sanchez: 9/22, 124 yds, 1 INT
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 12/19, 188 yds, 2 TD
;Top rushers
* NYJ – Shonn Greene: 15 car, 58 yds
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 27 car, 124 yds, 1 TD
;Top receivers
* NYJ – Jeremy Kerley: 5 rec, 57 yds
* SEA – Sidney Rice: 2 rec, 54 yds, 2 TD
;Top tacklers
* NYJ – Bryan Thomas: 4 solo, 3 asst, 0.5 sack
* NYJ – Muhammad Wilkerson: 4 solo, 3 asst, ,
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 2 solo, 7 asst
;Team – – – –
* NYJ – 101 – 84 – 185 – 3
* SEA – 189 – 174 – 363 – 2

;First quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 21-yard field goal, 11:43
* SEA – Jeron Johnson 3-yard blocked punt return , 10:23
;Second quarter
* DAL – Miles Austin 22-yard pass from Tony Romo , 12:09
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 25-yard field goal, 1:57
;Third quarter
* SEA – Anthony McCoy 22-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 5:05
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 3-yard run , 7:57

Michael tries a family "Art week" for all. Junior does an awkward poetic drumming stance, while Claire designs jeans for her dad. Franklin and Kady do a piano short, while Jay's grand finale portrays a naked Michael Kyle.
Michael takes over the coaching of Jay's girls soccer team only to find his opponents are Jay's new team.

* All Australian Team 1991, 1992
* St Kilda Football Club Best & Fairest – Trevor Barker Award 1990
* E. J. Whitten Medal 1992
* Pre-season cup winning side 1996
* Minor premiership side 1997
* 3rd highest St Kilda goalkicker of all time
* Leading goalkicker for St Kilda in 1995 1996
* Named in the St Kilda Team of the Century

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Jenkins at the 81st Academy Awards in February 2009

Preseason Week Two: Seattle Seahawks at Denver Broncos – Game summary

Michael is chosen to lead a little girl's Indian tribe. He trains them to fetch him things and names a girl "Fetchmebeer". Tony tries to sneak in to party with Claire, but the kids attack him at midnight.
Michael decides to teach the kids how to handle money due to their inability of spending their allowance money wisely. He proposes that each kid comes up with their own business, and at the end of the week he'll double whatever profit they make.

;Top passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 21/27, 224 yds, 2 TD
* MIA – Ryan Tannehill: 18/26, 253 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 19 car, 46 yds
* MIA – Reggie Bush: 14 car, 87 yds, 1 TD
;Top receivers
* SEA – Golden Tate: 4 rec, 56 yds
* MIA – Davone Bess: 7 rec, 129 yds
;Top tacklers
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 7 solo, 2 asst, 2 ,
* MIA – Karlos Dansby: 6 solo, 1 asst,
;Team – – – –
* SEA – 216 – 96 – 312 – 0
* MIA – 246 – 189 – 435 – 1

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;First quarter
* CHI – Earl Bennett 12-yard pass from Jay Cutler , 8:33
;Second quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 4-yard run , 2:15
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 31-yard field goal, 0:05
;Third quarter
* CHI – Matt Forte 12-yard pass from Jay Cutler , 3:10
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Golden Tate 14-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 0:24
* CHI – Robbie Gould 46-yard field goal, 0:00
;Overtime
* SEA – Sidney Rice 13-yard pass from Russell Wilson, 7:33

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Jaume Camprodon Rovira (Bishop Emeritus )

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Claire drops Tony for zip-code boy 1040-EZ, because her father displayed a liking for Tony.

*Chairman – Paul Allen
*President – Peter McLoughlin
*Executive Vice President/General Manager – John Schneider
*Vice President of Football Administration – John Idzik
*Senior Personnel Executive – Scot McCloughan
*Director of Pro Personnel – Tag Ribary
*Director of College Scouting – Scott Fitterer
*Assistant Director of Pro Personnel – Trent Kirchner

NFC Divisional Playoff: #5 Seattle Seahawks at #1 Atlanta Falcons – Game summary

A mid-temposong, "Team" draws from the genres ofalternative pop,EDMandelectro-hop.

The Kyles face the Tylers in bowling. The Tyler girl tries to charm Junior into throwing the ball and not caring.
After the death of his 103-year-old grandma, Larry takes advantage of the Kyles.

;First quarter
* MIN – Adrian Peterson 1-yard run , 13:15
* SEA – Golden Tate 6-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 8:52
* SEA – Sidney Rice 11-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 3:15
;Second quarter
* MIN – Adrian Peterson 4-yard run , 11:46
* MIN – Blair Walsh 36-yard field goal, 5:25
* SEA – Golden Tate 11-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 0:44
;Third quarter
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch 3-yard run , 4:09
* MIN – Blair Walsh 55-yard field goal, 1:47
;Fourth quarter
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 30-yard field goal, 6:23

;Top passers
* STL – Sam Bradford: 25/42, 252 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT
* SEA – Russell Wilson: 15/19, 250 yds, 1 TD
;Top rushers
* STL – Steven Jackson: 11 car, 52 yds
* SEA – Marshawn Lynch: 18 car, 100 yds
;Top receivers
* STL – Chris Givens: 2 rec, 54 yds
* SEA – Golden Tate: 3 rec, 105 yds
;Top tacklers
* STL – Jo-Lonn Dunbar: 4 solo, 7 asst, sack, ,
* SEA – Bobby Wagner: 5 solo, 5 asst
;Team – – – –
* STL – 252 – 79 – 331 – 1
* SEA – 209 – 153 – 362 – 0

Fed up of the children fighting, Michael and Jay give them a taste of their own medicine.