Teleplay: Roseanne and Jennifer Saunders
Dan lends $1,500 to Arnie thinking he's buying Nancy an engagement ring, but he actually buys her breast implants. When Dan falls behind with the bills, Jackie tries to lend him the money, but he refuses because she's a relative. DJ starts peeping on his sisters.

"For me, he will always be the first companion I embraced after scoring the penalty against Buffon in that [2003] Champions League final."

Becky's absence has drained Roseanne's Halloween spirit, so she's visited by the Ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and Future--and the future is truly terrifying.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their team out of last place, while Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie and Nancy's new friendship. Darlene meets David for the first time . David Crosby appears in this episode, and Johnny Galecki makes his first appearance.
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle, until Jackie took the kids to a water park.
Roseanne tries to help Dan deal with life-changing news: his mother has a history of mental illness and psychiatric-hospital stays. Ed let Dan believe her imbalance was his fault due to his absence in Dan's life, just so Dan's mom would always look good in his eyes. Dan must come to terms with the idea that his father isn't the monster he'd always thought he was.

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Roseanne kicks Dan out over his affair with his mother's nurse, and her decision devastates her.
Teleplay: Pat Bullard and Stevie Ray Fromstein

Timothy Thill has been an attorney for over 38 years, practicing criminal and traffic law for that period of time. Timothy Thill is an former Assistant States Attorney for Cook County (1972-1979), and hearing officer in the Illinois Civil Service Commission, before engaging in private practice. "About Me", Timothy J. Thill

Roseanne and Jackie attend an exquisite luncheon where they discuss politics and other topics with Lanford's elite. Roseanne meets Edgar Wellman , son of the owner of Roseanne and Jackie's former workplace, and Edgar asks Roseanne for money to help keep Wellman Plastics open--it fell into decline after the sisters left in 1989.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Roseanne, although only turning 37, feels like she's hit the end of the road in her life. Always wanting to be a writer, Roseanne wishes this Birthday that she had more time to jot down her thoughts. Dan and the kids surprise Roseanne with her own small writing studio. But just when she finally has time to write, Roseanne is hit with a severe case of writer's block.

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Regretting breaking the rules and fighting with Roseanne, Dan fixes the house after the huge fight and leaves a ton of messages on Jackie's answering machine. Roseanne finds herself in front of Jackie's TV, watching notable past sitcoms like That Girl, I Dream of Jeannie, and The Mary Tyler Moore Show , eventually finding her and Dan playing the roles of Ann & Don, Mary and Lou Grant, and Jeannie and Tony. Later, Jackie convinces Roseanne that Dan and Roseanne were meant for each other and, when she is finally alone with Andy and Jerry, makes a shocking discovery about her lottery ticket after watching the lottery drawings on TV.

Featuring: Bob Nickman, Alec Mapa, Ken Kells

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Nana Mary embarrasses a heavily pregnant Jackie; Bev reveals a secret about her marriage; Becky prepares the feast; and Dan and Mark battle.

Note: Sarah Chalke is added to the opening credits.

Depicted as a Roman soldier with a millstone; depicted overthrowing a statue of Jupiter; in stocks, comforted by angels; scourged and crushed by a millstone; or with his body beheaded and flung into the river, from which the angels take it; depicted with windmill

When a new, more classy restaurant opens opposite the Lunchbox, Roseanne declares war. Pat Harrington, Jr. appears in this episode.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Marilyn Manson, Martyr Plot, Powerman 5000, Rob Zombie

Rico Anderson, Finesse Flavor, Fred Jenkins, Nathan Morris, Radical Rob Onekea

Part 1: Harris Conner Healy, Darlene and David's preemie daughter, finally arrives home, and Darlene decides to stay in the Conner nest for a while and DJ begrudgingly gives up his room and heads for David's former space in the basement. When Mark and Becky come to visit Harris, it is revealed that they too are expecting; Mark wants to spread the news, but Becky opts to keep it quiet until things are going more smoothly with Harris. Darlene is apprehensive about overstaying their welcome but when she questions her mother, Roseanne says she wants them to stay forever. Darlene would like that too, so she's relieved. Leon and his husband announce that they will be adopting a little girl, Nadia, who needs a family.
Dan announces that he's going to visit his mother in California. Jackie and Roseanne wait out the Conner house's renovation at a spa.
Roseanne's new job at a fast-food place includes an obnoxious teenage boss. When she invites him to dinner to try to butter him up, his nasty attitude soon convinces everyone that Roseanne deserves to be treated better. Glenn Shadix guest-stars as an indecisive customer.
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie after lying about not seeing Mark.
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one. Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage and decides to put their relationship under a microscope. After a lot of “what ifs” they come to the conclusion that there’s hope after all. Meanwhile, Roseanne’s sister Jackie inadvertently forgets she promised to baby-sit the kids.
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
Fred wants Jackie to get rid of DJ, who's working his nerves. Jackie confronts Roseanne about it, trying to avoid conflict with Fred only to walk into it with Roseanne. Meanwhile, Dan tries to plan Roseanne's birthday celebration with their daughters.
Darlene slips into a depressive state, constantly searching for alone-time. Meanwhile, Becky has her eye on one of Dan's bikes.
Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice on David, Roseanne is anxious about a lie detector test in her workplace.
Teleplay: Stevie Ray Fromstein and Pat Bullard
Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband Sonny, who is buried in the bridge that Jackie drove them over on the way to work. Roseanne struggles with whether or not to tell Crystal a secret she knows about Sonny , until Crystal reveals that she had an affair while still being married to Sonny and she never told him. Darlene decides it's cool to smoke--until Roseanne finds her pack of cigarettes.

musician, teacher, manufacturer, entrepreneur

Roseanne, Jackie, DJ, Mark, Bev, Becky, Andy, and Jerry go to the Wentworth estate to meet Astrid's family, who aren't impressed at Roseanne's trashy ways. When she finds the family's stash of "happy pills," Roseanne teaches them to scream out their anger. Dana Gould appears in this episode.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

After the Conners receive a small inheritance from Great-Aunt Harriet, they decide to go out for a nice dinner, with their limits already set, until Darlene unexpectedly pops in. Meanwhile, DJ is contemplating what to spend his own personal inheritance, $500. Darlene spends her visit home alienating the family and hurling insults,until the family finally bites back. DJ buys a trombone.
Mark tries to help a depressed Becky, by inviting family and friends over for a surprise get-together. Roseanne talks to her at the party, as everything is going wrong, and she admits that she wants more out of life. Roseanne supports that decision, unaware that Becky's plans for change include her marital status.
Teleplay: Maxine Lapiduss and Don Foster
When Becky and Darlene break curfew, Dan and Roseanne try to teach them a lesson by staying out late and sending Jackie over to make sure they worry.

Hanrahan with the Pittsburgh Pirates in 2011

Becky is getting ready for a big slumber party, and Darlene is getting ready to pitch the big game. Darlene is extremely moody, and argues with Roseanne before slamming out of the house. After Roseanne gets a phone call that Darlene is undergoing emergency surgery in the emergency trauma center for a ruptured appendix that is causing a fever and raptured intestice, Roseanne becomes wrecked with guilt over the morning's fight.
Roseanne and Dan go all out for Christmas, in indignant reaction to their neighborhood association's limits on exterior decoration. Roseanne is angry at Becky for using money earmarked for Becky's education to put Mark through trade school and is further annoyed when Becky begins working at a tacky, sexist bar, "Bunz" . DJ finds out that David is living with Darlene; also, he tells her he misses her.

After drunk-driving, Bev is forced to attend an AA meeting, where she realizes she is indeed an alcoholic. When she shows up at Dan's Super Bowl XXIX party, Roseanne tells the guests to hide the keg. This proves catastrophic.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Jackie has a bee in her bonnet over Roseanne feeding Andy junkfood. Dan is upset since DJ's only perspective of him includes a can of beer.

Dan is sick of having so many people living in the house and wants Becky and Mark to move out, Roseanne agrees until Becky tells them she and Mark are trying to get pregnant. Jackie has become overly protective of the baby, causing problems between her and Fred. After a fight, she goes to stay at Roseanne's place. When everyone finds out that Dan shaves his armpits Dan storms off to stay at Fred's. Jackie and Fred make up and Roseanne tells Dan she gave Becky and Mark until May to move out, then announces she is pregnant.

Closing tag: Dan, in shock over Roseanne's announcement sits at the kitchen table as Roseanne's pregnancy progresses until the day of their son's first birthday party.
Ratings - 28.9 million viewers 19.5 rating/30 share http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn
Featuring: Travis Weaver as Ralph

Roseanne joins a women's club because Leon thinks that networking will be good for the diner, and she presses DJ to be friends with the weird son of one of the members . Dan finds out that Mark has dropped out of trade school when he catches him at the bar.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

A snowstorm threatens Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas, but saves Roseanne's job.

Da' T.R.U.T.H. at a recent tour of Nairobi, Kenya.

Lake at the Eng Souza Dias (Jupiá) Dam, Paraná River

Curaçao politicians, former prime minister of the Netherlands Antilles

Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene proposes to David and announces that she's pregnant.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine; and Darlene commiserates with a drunken Jackie about her frustrations over being the little sister.

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* Toronto Argonauts
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"The Wurlitzer Prize (I Don't Want to Get Over You)"

Roseanne is threatened at work, prompting the girls to sign up for a self-defense class. When Arnie returns for Nancy, he learns about her lesbian lifestyle.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Acireale; Santa Venera, Malta; Grotte, Santa Venerina, Avola; in Sicily, invoked against volcanic eruptions, specifically those associated with Mount Etna, as well as earthquakes.

Dan loves that DJ wants to be a hockey player but has a hard time teaching him, so Fisher offers to help. Jackie breaks up with him "before he dumps" her "for a younger woman." When Roseanne convinces her to get back together with him, she ends up moving in with him.

Ginger Fish performing with Rob Zombie 2014 at the Nova Rock Festival

Dan finally returns home, but he treats Roseanne coolly, and Jackie catches him on the phone flirting with his mother's nurse.

Jackie realizes her hidden talent as a samplesperson as she and Roseanne take jobs at a grocery store. Meanwhile, Dan and David fight about Mark being DJ's role model.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Roseanne awaits a special Valentine's Day gift from Dan; Darlene is disappointed when her crush asks Becky to the dance instead.
Notes: Tobey Maguire guest stars as a friend of Barry, Darlene's crush.

It's tax season and Roseanne and Dan are contemplating how they can make the process easier. Dan stresses out as he cannot figure how to fill out the tax document. Roseanne tries her hand at the package but ends up traveling to the IRS office with Dan.
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub despite constant interruptions from her family, and ends up having a dream about murdering her husband and kids. The dream ends with Roseanne on trial, her family back from the dead to testify on her behalf, and a lavish musical number.
Dan accidentally knocks out Roseanne's tooth the day the health inspector- who turns out to be Leon- visits. After Darlene and David finally consummate their relationship, Darlene is accepted to a Chicago art school, but David is not; can she leave him? Bob Odenkirk appears in this episode.

* All-Pro selection
* Buffalo Sports Hall Fame
* Oakville, Ontario Sports Hall of Fame
* Inductee to The College of William & Mary Sports Hall of Fame

Dan returns home to strict diet regime and other rules, but he goes against it behind Roseanne's back. When she finds out, it leads to a huge argument during which old resentments are brought up and the house is trashed due to their anger at each other. In the end, Roseanne walks out as her marriage to Dan looks on the verge of complete collapse.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner-Healey and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Dan's mother Audrey , visits unexpectedly and keeps trying to kill her son for putting her away for so many years. Roseanne finally decides to end it all with a simple backyard battle.
Special guest star: Debbie Reynolds

Dan struggles to accept the unlikely pairing of Ed and Crystal, especially when Crystal announces that she's pregnant.

Final ProgramFinal Program was a pioneering Scottish minimal synth band formed in Stirling in 1978. They are noteworthy as a pioneering influence in the emergence of minimalist electronica synth music in Scotland.History Formed in Stirling in 1978, the original lineup consisted of Richie Program and Anne Droid who ditched their guitars and went fully electronic when EDP launched the "Wasp" synth. In 1981 the band released the instrumental 7" EP "Protect and Survive", which reached 19 in the Futurist chart the first pressing selling out after plays by legendary DJ John Peel.The band continued to evolve as Anne left, with Kennie J Young joining as a vocalist, as well as Al Robertson who featured briefly before going on to form "100% Man made Fibre".Richie and Kennie toured Scotland in the early 80's and produced a 12 track vocal demo album (See below). Richie then joined Sean Kelly and John Sharp of "Those French Girls" , disbanding Final program in 1984 to form "Sean Novak" releasing one 12" single.Richie Program relocated to London in the mid 80's to become part of the wider techno music scene. However the minimalist sound continued to be sought after and valued amongst musical cogniscenti and in November 2010 Final Program featured alongside Depeche Mode, Soft Cell and New Order as part of a noteworthy DJ mix and playlist “SSG Special: High-Rise Living 78-86 [Part 1] - compiled by The Black Dog & Regis “ released on Wednesday, November 24, 2010 "The Black Dog" stated: 'Historically, music only really gets interesting when the British get involved and this was a very British musical revolution.'Another accolade was the inclusion of Final Program phase One in the Crispy Nuggets mix released on June 8, 2011.Released on October 1, 2014, "Robots Rockets, Radiation" is a very comprehensive album, mastered by Stephan Bornhorst which provides collectors with a singular opportunity to posess the original 7" EP tracks plus all 12 tracks from the vocal demo. The collection has been described as pure and raw , yet playful analogue synth bliss including the hits "Phase One", "Automation", "Mechanic Dancing", and a vocal version of "Protect and Survive" as well as a cover version of The Stranglers "Hanging Around" and perhaps rather unexpectedly, a surprising interpretation Burt Bacharach's "Raindrops" (keep falling on my head)Also in 2014 Vinyl on Demand included an extensive selection of Final Program material in a massively definitive 8 record set : "Official Guide to Scottish Minimal/Synth 1979-1983" featuring Alistair Robertson and “100% Man Made Fibre”Final Program contributed the material for the fourth 12” disc in the set: LP4 FINAL PROGRAM Demos 81/82 / INTER CITY STATIC Love Amongst the Mannequins, 1981 LP4A: FINAL PROGRAM Demos & Compilation-Tracks from 1981/82 (25:16) • A1 Mechanical Dancing (Demo) 3:50 • A2 Phase One (Demo) 2:34 • A3 Videomatic (Demo) 4:03 • A4 Zero G (Demo) 3:46 • A5 Don't call me lacy (Demo) 2:49 • A6 Cure for Cancer 2:22 (on V/A Horrorbox, TRAX 0282) • A7 Phase One 2:36 (on V/A Technodeath, TRAX1281, 1981) • A8 Videophab 3:08 (on V/A Sunset Gun Audiozine No.1, 1981)In 2016 Final Program (Protect and Survive) featured alongside Human League and OMD on "Close to the Noise Floor" an immensely powerful compilation album which may come to be seen as the ultimate definitive collection of nascent Electronica.Cherry Red records described the importance of the collection: "inspired by the DIY ethos of punk, a quiet revolution took place across the UK in the late 1970s and early 1980s. The rise of the microchip and the advent of affordable synthesisers enabled countless artists for whom guitars, drums and bass had become old hat, and in grubby bedsits, unremarkable living rooms and art school halls across the British Isles, UK electronica was born. The underground, fuelled by cassette exchanges, co-operative vinyl compilations and a thriving mail order network, quickly began to stretch the boundaries of sonic experimentation."A review by Pitchfork further develops the theme: “The primitivist phase of the synthesizer came after the sophisticated start. In the late 1970s, cheaper machines like the Wasp became available; they were also compact, portable, and relatively user-friendly compared with their bulky predecessors. This democratization of electronics happened to coincide with rock’s own self-conscious return to juvenile basics in the form of punk. .....Close To the Noise Floor is a 4xCD survey of the excitingly messy birth of British electronica during the late '70s and early '80s. .....“Minimal synth” works as a shorthand tag for Close To the Noise Floor’s remit, although the scope of the trawl is actually wider and more disparate than what that term tends to signify, taking in electro-punk, industrial, synthpop, dark ambient, and more. Rather than use generic focus as an organizing principle, the anthology achieves coherence through sticking with a single country—Britain—when it could have easily have swept across the equally active European scene or harvested the scattered but significant American exponents like John Bender and Nervous Gender. The national focus makes sense historically, in so far as the UK scene was catalyzed by half-a-dozen native outfits who released debut singles within a few months of each other ... Close To the Noise Floor provides a fascinating overview of the formative years of British home-studio electronica: groups who were precursors in spirit, if not direct lineage, to the techno and IDM artists of the ’90s.In May 2016 Record Collector magazine (Issue 453) as part of a review of “Close to the Noise Floor” by Oregano Rathbone pays particular homage to the Final Program track: "Whatever nexus of elements provided the impetus, it’s significant how almost homely so much of the chilly electronica produced in that era now seems. “Adorable” is emphatically not what any of them would have been going for; but listening to, for example, In The Room by Third Door From The Left, or the earnest and utterly wonderful Protect And Survive by Final Program – “WHAT’S ALL THIS I HEAR ABOUT NUCLEAR FALLOUT?” proclaims vocalist Richie Program, in a stentorian android monotone – the envisioned dystopia was clearly our dystopia, a comfortably familiar landscape bordered by Frisbee-trapping pylons, rough-cast Bauhaus concrete and the Poundsaver monophonic synths that acted as sonic emojis for The Tomorrow People."Metacritic gave the 4 cd boxed set a score of 89.Richie Program has continued to perform in London under the pseudonym Richie 303Discography 1980: 7" EP "Protect and Survive" released on program records catalogue number final001 2010: DJ Mix High-Rise Living 78-86 [Part 1] - compiled by The Black Dog & Regis 2011: DJ Mix: Various Artists "Crispy Nuggets" 2011 2014: "Robots Rockets, Radiation" 2014 Analogue records 2014: Vinyl on Demand: "Official Guide to Scottish Minimal/Synth 1979-1983" 2016: Various Artists - Close To The Noise Floor: Formative UK Electronica 1975-1984 (Cherry Red | CRCDBOX 24 [4CD])External LinksReferences

Jackie and Mark attend a wrestling match, where Jackie ends up fighting the Black Widow . DJ's first sexual experience looms and he consults Mark, who isn't helpful.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

cabinetmakers, millers, torture victims, sick children; invoked against lightning

Roseanne gets DJ to help Darlene cut her own allowance. Jackie and Fred split.

On Halloween, Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls." A Ouija board sends a message from "The Dead" that portends an unexpected event: Roseanne goes into labor. She delivers a baby boy, Jerry Garcia Conner.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy; However, they appear in archive footage of previous episodes.

* Los Colchoneros
* Los Rojiblancos
* Atleti

The Conners enjoy torturing Darlene by making her think they're giving her a Sweet-Sixteen party for her birthday. The Conners meet their new neighbors, Ty Tilden and his daughters Charlotte and Molly .
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Roseanne has been trying to get pregnant for months, but Jackie is the one with the big announcement when she finds out that she's pregnant from her 1-night stand with Fred.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo. She gains popularity at school, but Roseanne has to visit the principal. Dan has plans for Becky's suspension.

"Today is the first day I'm living as a former Rossonero after ten years. I wanted to ... say goodbye to all the Milan fans who in these years were close to me and with whom I have shared joys and bitterness, despite winning everything. A big thank you to Silvio Berlusconi, Adriano Galliani and Sporting Director Ariedo Braida: without them I could never have had such a gratifying experience both from a sporting and human point of view. There are many people I'd like to thank: all the teammates I've had, Milan's managers and co-workers, the Milanello staff. But I especially want to cite Carlo Ancelotti, the coach who allowed me to play in this fantastic team and with whom I spent the biggest part of my Rossoneri life, and [team goalkeeping coach] Villiam Vecchi, who endured me for all these years. ... Thanks from the heart and Forza Milan!"

Bert , an emotionally needy architect at Dan's new job site adopts the Conners as a surrogate family, much to their terror.
A Saturday at the Conners means chilling out and relaxing but Dan believes he can conquer fixing the truck while relaxing. Roseanne & Dan place a friendly wager to see if Dan and the gang can fix the truck in the afternoon.

Roseanne and Jackie are shocked to discover that Nancy is a lesbian. Roseanne starts to think she's getting old when Bev decides to move into a retirement community.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Depressed because Becky still won't see him, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and puts his fist through the jukebox. Dan tends to him, then must lie to Roseanne and Becky.
Darlene decides to attend the prom with David, and then take him to a motel room afterward. Are both of them ready for sex? Is either one ready? Tim Curry appears in this episode.

Roseanne meets First Lady Hillary Clinton , after saving her family and Dr. Bakshmi from women-hating terrorists on a train to Washington D.C. Steven Seagal, Mike Tyson and Don King appear in this episode.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Dan and Roseanne aren't home, but Becky is in charge. She invites her friend Dana over to do homework, and soon they need a break, and a drink from the Conner bar. Becky whips up a few 'Tornadoes' and the girls get drunk. A hung-over Becky is left to explain herself when Dana's mother comes asking questions the following day.
Determined to attend a faraway rock concert, Becky and Darlene arrange a Mother's-Day spa-pampering for Roseanne, who is thrilled until she discovers their ulterior motive. Roseanne grounds D.J. from TV for the weekend after she gets a bad report from his math teacher, and chides Dan for always leaving the punishments up to her. Dan cooks up a unique punishment for Becky and Darlene for their duplicity.

Jackie doesn't want Bev spending so much time at the house and is upset and baffled that Fred likes spending so much time with her. DJ doesn't want to kiss a girl named Gina at school for a play. Roseanne, feeling that DJ is being forced to do something he doesn't want to, meets with his teacher, who tells Roseanne that DJ does not want to kiss Gina because she is black. Roseanne confronts DJ and tells him he has to kiss her, but he refuses and Dan supports his decision. After a fight with Chuck Dan questions his own bigotry, and he tells DJ he has to kiss Gina. Roseanne confronts her own bigotry when a man stops by late at night at the Lunchbox and she is afraid to let him in until he tells her he is Gina's father. He angrily confronts her and leaves her wondering if she was afraid to let him in because he was a man or because he was black.

Closing tag: Bev is at Jackie and Fred's again annoying Jackie. When Jackie goes to bed, Bev reveals her true self, with a lower voice she smokes a cigar, drinks a beer and shares a few laughs with Fred.

Ratings 24.9 million viewers 16.9 rating/25 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Estelle Parsons

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy.

After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show with a news commentator who has a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook". Meanwhile, David plans for the wedding, but offends Bev as well.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Reluctant to leave, Dan asks Jackie about Edgar Wellman's relationship with Roseanne. Jackie confirms, but Roseanne returns to Dan. As they reconcile, they receive a call from Jackie: Darlene is in labor and has been given a drug to stop her from delivering a premature baby.
Roseanne tries to persuade Darlene to wear something feminine and formal to her school dance. Meanwhile, it's evaluation time at work for Roseanne and Bonnie, but the inspector is more interested in trying to seduce Leon. Roseanne and Bonnie learn that Leon is gay when his boyfriend stops by the restaurant.

In the first part of this one hour clip show special, a young Roseanne and Jackie go to a fortuneteller to look into the future, where they find Jackie taking an adult, autistic DJ to a psychiatrist. In the second half, sitcom moms point the finger at Rosey about parenting.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

When Dan's father misses an alimony payment he feels forced to give his mother money. Fred asks Jackie about her sexual history, then he regrets asking.

When DJ's teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist that offends many of the parents, but not the Conners. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for their Thanksgiving celebration, and they do it their way.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Guest stars: Martin Mull, Danny Masterson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Traci Lords
Roseanne is rear-ended by Mrs. Wellman and must rest for awhile, and without any apology from Mrs. Wellman, Roseanne considers suing her.
The Conners are picked for a Rodbell's commercial, much to Darlene's embarrassment. Leon and his partner break up. The Bowmans are moving back to Chicago.

While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's. DJ gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book, and Mark cooks a 'special' dinner for the Conner clan.

Note: Last appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred.

The Connors are called to DJ's school to discuss the "obscene" reading material he has brought to school—which turns out to be one of Darlene's comic books. Later, Darlene—looking for DJ so she can chew him out—finds Jackie in the bathroom, covered with bruises. She asks her mother what happened; Roseanne presses Jackie for information and learns that Fisher beat her up. Dan then beats up Fisher and lands in jail. Ed Begley, Jr. appears in this episode. Also Brice Beckham appears.

Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.

Note: This is the second of three episodes to feature Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy.

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother. The two of them end up the main event in a series of bickering and snickering that flows through the holiday feast. After everone is finished eating, and complaining about everyone else, Dan gets a huge shock, when he finds his father is romancing Crystal.
Guest star: Ann Wedgeworth as Audrey

Roseanne doesn't get along with her new neighbor, snobby and overprotective Kathy Bowman, although D.J. and Kathy's son Todd become fast friends. However, after a particularly nasty argument with Kathy, Roseanne has to eat some crow for D.J.'s sake.
Roseanne, shocked to find a bag of marijuana in David's room, immediately punishes him for possession. David thinks it's Darlene's, so he covers for her by saying it's his. But Dan realizes that it's a 20-year-old stash of his and Roseanne's, so they and Jackie indulge once again for old times' sake...
Set in the middle of a hot summer day Dan is reluctant to give Becky driving lessons. Meanwhile, the whole family awaits the results of a more serious test being taken by Roseanne.

Dan still isn't home, and Roseanne is afraid of the changes she has made to family and house. Elsewhere, Bev seeks answers from free-spirited mother Mary, who finally mends her relationship with her daughter.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Timothy Alan "Tim" Sherwood (born 6 February 1969) is an English professional football manager and former midfielder.As a player he was a midfielder from 1987 until 2005, notably as captain of Blackburn Rovers' Premier League title-winning side in 1995. He also played for Watford, Norwich City, Tottenham Hotspur, Portsmouth and Coventry City. He made three appearances for the England national team in 1999.Sherwood began his coaching career at Tottenham Hotspur, progressing from assistant first team coach to manager in a five-year spell, then managing the club from December 2013 to his dismissal in May 2014. He resumed his managerial career at Aston Villa in February 2015, taking them to that season's FA Cup final and saving them from relegation from the Premier League, until being sacked in October 2015.

Roseanne and Jackie's spa trip subjects them to a strict diet, acid peels, skin toxins, and exhausting hikes. Tammy Faye Messner appears in this episode.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner, Sara Gilbert as Darlene Healey, Michael Fishman as DJ Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Healey

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Teleplay: Janet Leahy and Richard Kaplan
Jackie's house is buzzing with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan as he has a hard time dealing with David's duplicity. Darlene comes back to try and make peace, only to find that Dan blames David for the whole situation.

Leon begins to pay more attention to Fred who acts overly annoyed about it, Nancy and Leon think Fred doth protest too much. When Leon hosts a Halloween party, all his gay friends seem to know Fred quite well and Roseanne becomes convinced that Fred is gay. Roseanne is also convinced that Bev is going bald and wears a wig, and she is shocked to see a wig in the style of Bev's hair at her hairdresser.

Closing tag: Bev admits she is bald and takes off her "wig". Then everyone else in the family take off their wigs to show they are bald too. Realizing she has been pranked, Roseanne takes out a detonation device and blows up the house.

Ratings - 29.7 million viewers 19.2 rating/30 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn, Estelle Parsons

Teleplay: Brad Isaacs and Maxine Lapiduss
Teleplay: Leif Sandaas and Cynthia Hogle

Guest stars: Danny Masterson

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Roseanne gets a second job at the Lobo Lounge, but soon discovers that she and Dan are spending too much time apart.

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Teleplay: Lois Bromfield and Scott Burton

David is devastated by his break-up with Darlene, when Roseanne tries to tell him to move on he angrily tells her about Darlene's drug use at college. Roseanne and Dan confront Darlene, though she denies it, David reveals he saw her do it and feels she will do it again. Roseanne is furious and refuses to allow Darlene to return to college. Darlene convinces Dan she won't do it again, though he won't admit it, he does try to convince Roseanne to let Darlene go back to school. Roseanne is adamant about keeping Darlene home until she realizes David only told her about Darlene's drug use for his own selfish reasons. Though Roseanne can't trust Darlene, she is willing to let her go back to school.

Ratings - 25.4 million viewers 17.0 rating/26 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

David and Mark fight over Stacy , a Lunch Box waitress. Jackie confronts Fred about their boring sex life.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Jackie sees Darlene's car at a motel and tells Roseanne, who thinks Darlene and David have broken their promise to abstain from having sex. Roseanne is shocked to learn that Darlene is seeing a guy named Jimmy and David knows. David gives Darlene an ultimatum about Jimmy, when she chooses Jimmy, Darlene and David break-up. Dan admits to Jackie that he is afraid about having another baby, Jackie assures him he is always a wreck when Roseanne gets pregnant and Roseanne always comforts him, but when Dan tells Roseanne his fears, Roseanne lashes out at him. Roseanne later reveals to Jackie she is also scared and Jackie convinces her to confide in Dan. She tries to tell Dan, but ends up comforting him like always.

Closing tag: Throughout the episode family members drink milk from the fridge that is sour, then put it back in the fridge. Dan is the last one to drink the milk and ends up convulsing, but manages to get the milk back in the fridge before passing out on the kitchen floor.

Ratings - 28.6 million viewers 18.6 rating/28 share http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

The girls watch a slasher-horror film, and Roseanne has been losing sleep, due to what she believes are Darlene's re-occurring nightmares. When the truth is revealed, that the scary movie isn't behind the insomnia, Roseanne learns that Darlene is entering puberty.
Darlene gives birth to a dangerously premature baby girl, Harris Conner Healy. Roseanne consults other doctors from around the world, but what ultimately keeps the baby alive is Roseanne's own grandmotherly love and nurturing.
Becky breaks up with Mark. Roseanne and Dan can finally relax...but is the break really permanent?

DJ's new girlfriend , who Roseanne actually likes, is bossing him around, and their relationship causes problems at school. Jackie and Fred see a psychologist about their anger issues.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

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DJ is being bullied at school and Dan offers to teach him how to fight. DJ reveals his own patent moves for getting out of a fight which involves lying on the ground in the fetal position. David asks Dan to teach him how to fight, but Roseanne stops Dan, telling him David only wants to learn how to fight to impress Darlene, because Jimmy is a boxer. She tells him to encourage David to feel good about himself which Dan struggles with. Jackie and Roseanne head to Chicago to meet Jimmy. Roseanne dislikes Jimmy and tells Jackie she really wants David and Darlene back together. When DJ beats up David, Dan tries to comfort David and discovers David wasn't trying to impress Darlene, but was trying to impress Dan.

Closing tag: Fred and Dan argue over a basketball game and Fred uses DJ's fetus position to avoid a fight. Dan gloats until he hears Roseanne come home and joins Fred. This references a pivotal scene in the 1979 film version of the novel The Great Santini, in which Michael O'Keefe played Ben, the title character's oldest son.

Ratings - 27.4 million viewers 18 rating/27 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

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Roseanne is heartbroken when Darlene refuses to drive to Chicago with her. In the hope that she will stay, David asks Darlene to marry him. Roseanne eventually goes to Darlene's Chicago apartment and stays the night, and they have a mother-daughter talk.
Jackie has finally found 'the one,' but can the relationship withstand Roseanne's meddling?
An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar. Dan and Jackie are pushing a usually outspoken Roseanne to stick up for herself, because she is now at a loss for words. Hostility and stir-craziness abound, but the biggest shock comes when Bev announces that they are moving to Lanford.
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Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge at home when they start working 15-hour days. DJ starts to feel neglected. This episode features the first appearance of Dan Butler as Art.

When Bev breaks her pelvis at the retirement home, she claims she fell in the shower but Roseanne discovers the real story. Fred pops the question to Jackie.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Darlene begs Roseanne to let David move in with them; after immediately refusing, Roseanne relents when she realizes that his situation really is intolerable.

Roseanne thinks David likes someone other than Darlene, so the two reconcile after much poking and prodding.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky’s first boyfriend. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes; if he wins she’ll have to spend the night with him.
As Roseanne takes Jackie to the hospital and Darlene bails Dan out of jail, the story of Dan's defending Jackie quickly spreads through town. Meanwhile, Fisher begs Jackie to come back to him. Roseanne is prepared to attack him herself, but learns that Jackie is strong enough to make her own decisions.
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts. But the plan backfires when Dan’s true feelings about Roseanne’s sister, Jackie, are laid bare – he thinks she is a meddlesome moocher. This forces a confrontation between the in-laws.

Roseanne decides to open a loose-meat restaurant with Jackie and Nancy. When she can't get a bank loan, she goes to her mother as a last resort; in order for Bev to agree to put up another $10,000, the trio reluctantly let her become their 4th partner. Molly confronts Darlene about D.J.'s voyeurism, and Darlene confronts Molly about Molly's flirtatious behavior with David.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Roseanne dresses as a male trucker for Halloween and mingles with some guys at the Lobo Lounge. Dan is upset about DJ wanting to be a witch for Halloween.
DJ's teacher informs Dan and Roseanne that he is having difficulties at school and they fight over who will deal with the problem. Dan is upset because he thinks Roseanne doesn't respect his parenting skills. He learns from Mark that the problem is that DJ has begun having erections in class - preventing him from rising to go the front of the class - and so Dan tells DJ how to cover up. But Roseanne isn't satisfied with this solution and tries to do better by telling DJ about her first menstruation, which sends him away screaming, making Dan feel validated about his own parenting skills.

Roseanne tries—in vain—to be cool at the hospital. We learn that DJ performed CPR on Dan to keep him alive. Dan's hospital room is the venue for Darlene and David's scaled-down reception.

Note: Last appearance of Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy.

DJ tries to get out of his busboy job at the Lunchbox, Roseanne refuses to fire him until he starts to tell Leon a few of Roseanne's secret work habits. David starts getting attention from girls and he begins dating again, but is upset when Mark reveals Darlene and Jimmy plan to move in together. David goes to Chicago and meets Jimmy, posing as Darlene's peer counselor Craig, he tells Jimmy about Darlene's serious mental health issues. Roseanne schemes to get DJ back to the Lunchbox and tells Dan that DJ needs to learn a work ethic, so Dan gives DJ a job at his work, forcing Roseanne to reveal that she really wants to spend more time with DJ. DJ reluctantly returns to the Lunchbox, but is glad he did when he sees the new busgirl Staci . Jimmy confronts David with his lies about Darlene, believing instead that David is gay and interested in him, while Darlene finds out about David's lies and is disgusted by his desperate behavior.

Closing tag: In a parody of a porn movie called "Lunch Box Girls", Roseanne, Staci and Jackie star as horny waitresses working at "The Box". When a male customer comes in they undress him with the promise of getting hot, sweaty, gooey and slippery and end up making him clean out the grease trap while they watch.

Ratings 25.9 million viewers 17.3 rating/27 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

It's Ed Conner's turn to favor the family with a surprise visit. He announces that he and Crystal are involved and planning to marry.
DJ begins skipping school. Roseanne is tired of Darlene and David's separation, so hosts a weekend for the two. When Darlene discovers that it was her mother's plan, she and DJ team up to plot revenge against her. Jackie refuses to date Fred again after their 1-night stand.

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Darlene vandalizes the Lunch Box and Roseanne forces her to sell loose-meat sandwiches at the Lanford Days concession. Vegetarian Darlene is chagrined, but the town is thrilled when their festival is visited by a celebrity, Loretta Lynn.

Featuring: Bob Nickman, Diane Dorsey

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy.

Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan’s $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation. Note: This is Michael Fishman's first appearance as D.J.
Roseanne and Dan think it's time to talk to Becky about birth control...then they catch Darlene making out on their couch.
Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory. After he raises the cap on the quotas yet again, Roseanne approaches him to try to get him to ease off. The boss agrees, but he needs a favor from her, in return. They come to a temporary agreement that results in a permanent solution. Final regular appearance of George Clooney as Booker.

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Darlene mouths off about a girl at school, and Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist.

The family goes hog-wild with excitement and with plans to travel to Disney World Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.

Note: Sarah Chalke returned to the role of Becky Conner-Healey. This is the first of three episodes she appeared in this season.

Dan's old bandmates roll into Lanford to play, and Dan gets a dose of regret, infused with a tad of depression. Roseanne talks to the band and gets Dan a little stage time, which he fully enjoys.

Note: Blues Traveler, who guest starred in the episode, would compose the show's theme song next season.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

The Conners' old biker pal Ziggy roars into town, making them feel old, fat, and trapped. In the end, they realize that while their lives are not what they had planned, they still feel fulfillment.

Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy visit New York City's Upper West Side, where they meet celebrities and are invited to Martha's Vineyard by a woman named Astrid Wentworth. After getting drunk with Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone of Absolutely Fabulous, Roseanne has a Rosemary's Baby-parody nightmare of Darlene giving birth to Satan.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner, Michael Fishman as DJ Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Healey

Nancy thinks that Dan doesn't like her, and Roseanne soon realizes she is right. Darlene and David scheme to terrify Roseanne on Halloween.

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Crystal recommends Roseanne for a job at the beauty shop that she frequents, doing the same tasks that she does at home for free. Roseanne is hesitant, but once interviewed, is persuaded into the position by the shop owner. After a short time on the job, she is given a raise, and more responsibility.
Mark breaks up with Becky because he thinks he isn't good enough for her, and Becky is mad at Roseanne for making her push Mark to go to school. In Chicago, Darlene and David's relationship is becoming strained. Roseanne finds out from Mark's roommate, Roy , that David has been living with Darlene in Chicago. Going to Chicago and bringing David back home with her, she tries to hide the truth about David's situation from Dan.

Dan has lunch with old flame Phyllis Zimmer , and has trouble keeping it from Roseanne. Vicki Lawrence appears in this episode.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Teleplay: William Lucas Walker and Lawrence Broch
Fred and Jackie are unsure about getting married and call off the ceremony; then Fred, who had thought Jackie was having an affair with Dan, realizes that was unreasonable and begs her to marry him. The bride breastfeeds her infant at the altar.
Story: Timothy Schlattmann and Perry Dance

Roseanne and Dan are anxious about her pregnancy, and DJ steps up and says he will help with whatever is needed. There is good news, but the celebration is dimmed by another fight.

Ratings 25.4 million viewers 17.5 rating/27 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

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Roseanne and Dan must adjust to losing their bike shop and money, and they begin to seek new jobs. Meanwhile, Mark gets a great job offer in Minnesota and Becky runs off with him and they get married.
Teleplay: Chuck Lorre and Maxine Lapiduss

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Ronnie , Roseanne's obnoxious, wealthy cousin comes to town, hoping to end the feud that began years ago when she did not put Roseanne in her wedding party. Ronnie then encourages Darlene to take her savings and follow her to New York City.

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Roseanne is summoned to a parent/teacher conference after Darlene has been barking in class. Stressed from the pressures of coping with home and work, she lashes out at Dan for not doing his share. Note: This episode is the only one in which Sal Barone played DJ Conner. He was subsequently replaced by Michael Fishman.
Roseanne and Jackie's father dies and his mistress shows up for the funeral, causing friction between Roseanne and Jackie. Roseanne is upset to learn that her father was never sorry for the abuse he inflicted on her as a child.

DJ has been attending church secretly , and now he gives Roseanne grief about morals when she wants to keep a stove that was delivered in error. Jesco White makes a cameo appearance, clogging during the credits.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healey

When Bev pays a surprise visit, Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over for her share of torture. But she's crushed to learn that Bev had always considered Roseanne 'ordinary' and thought Jackie had more potential.
Jackie and Roseanne head for Kansas City to meet their father's mistress. Dan goes to beat up Becky's boss for being grossly disrespectful to her, but finds that Mark has beaten him to it.
With a full dinner table and a home-cooked meal, Roseanne daydreams about the lottery winnings; from a riot on the Jerry Springer Show to a glamorous photo shoot with Jackie and Hugh Hefner.

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Prince Carlos Charmaine from Moldavia, visits Jackie, with whom he's enamored after seeing her on television. Roseanne warns Jackie to remain distant, until Leon discovers that he's really a prince. The family are invited on a trip to New York with Leon in place of Dan, who's still in California.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Teleplay: Jessica Pentland & Jennifer Pentland
A snowstorm forces the Conners to be far-flung apart on Christmas Eve: Roseanne, Jackie, Bev, and Nana Mary are stuck at the Lunchbox; Dan, DJ, and Nancy are at the Conner house; and Darlene is at David's, learning about his abusive home life.

The Conners' electricity is cut off when they can't pay their bill. Darlene accidentally spends the night with David and her parents don't believe her when she claims they didn't sleep together. Darlene lashes out at them, accusing them of punishing her for Becky's mistakes. Dan phones Becky, finally thawing the ice between the two.
This episode concluded with a fourth wall-breaking moment of Roseanne and Laurie Metcalf wrestling over the Emmy Award Metcalf won that year. John Goodman eventually joined in before they all ran offstage and out a studio door accompanied by Tom Arnold.

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The new nudist couple next door tell the Conners that they are perverted for watching them, so they put up a hedge. David's coffee-time with Becky worries Mark, so he enlists Darlene's help.
Roseanne assists Crystal in her Lamaze classes. After a near-fatal accident at work, DJ follows Dan around obsessively. Jackie is offended when she finds out that Roseanne and Dan don't think she's responsible enough to take care of their kids if they die.

Roseanne and Jackie learn that producers want to make a TV-movie about the Conners, but also find out that they want to make distressingly drastic changes: gorgeous actors to play the Conners, less blue-collar plot twists, etc. Meanwhile, Bev, Leon, and Joyce naively reveal all kinds of information about Roseanne's life and past to a tabloid reporter.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Crystal invites Roseanne to bingo while Becky and Darlene look after Little Ed. Roseanne wins in her first game and quickly becomes addicted, which sparks a fight with Crystal. But Crystal's real story is that she's pregnant again and already feels like she's raising Little Ed and her teenage son by herself as Ed is always away on business.

Becky and Darlene feud over Roseanne's baby shower.
Note: Lecy Goranson returned to the role of Becky Conner-Healey. Sarah Chalke made a guest appearance in this episodes closing tag which was a parody of The Patty Duke Show theme, featuring the two Beckys. This tag does not appear on the DVD version of this episode. It was also the last appearance of Natalie West as Crystal.

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Fred is suing Jackie for custody of the baby, and Jackie is left heartbroken when faced with the papers. Dan tries to hide the fact that he was the one who suggested it without thinking.
Darlene writes a poem in class that wins teacher recognition, and is asked to read it at an assembly in front of the parents and student body. Roseanne is so pleased that Darlene can write, and she is excited to go to the assembly. Darlene chooses not to go, opting to spend the evening at home with Dan, watching the game. Roseanne puts her foot down, and they go to the assembly, where Darlene strikes an emotional chord with all.
Becky returns home for her things, while Roseanne tries to accept Becky's marriage and tries to cheer up Dan after the loss of his bike shop. Dan refuses to speak to Becky.

Jackie starts going out with a much younger guy, Fisher. Bev makes a lot of money when she sells her house and she'll give much of it to her daughters IF they let her move to Lanford.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Molly has an extra ticket for a rock concert and Roseanne reluctantly agrees to let Darlene go. When Darlene doesn't come home until 4AM, Roseanne doesn't quite believe her explanation that Molly ditched her to smoke pot in a stranger's van.
Note: Last appearance of Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy this season.

Jackie and Roseanne's shopping trip with Jerry turns into a version of Thelma and Louise when they pick up a teenage hitchhiker and run a trucker off the road. Jenna Elfman appears as the hitchhiker.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Becky and Roseanne are engaged in a particularly nasty string of fights, and Becky begins giving her mother the silent treatment, prompting Roseanne to remove the door to Becky's room to force Becky to open up to her.
Teleplay: Maxine Lapiduss and Don Foster & Sid Youngers
It's time for the annual Landford Mall-A-Thon and Roseanne and her gang are ready to scout out the deals and spend a lovely Saturday in retail heaven. Roseanne takes her family as she realizes Dan needs new shoes, Becky needs a dress, and Roseanne just needs a day to escape work. Jackie converses.
Bev arrives to help when Roseanne throws her back out, in time for DJ's 10th birthday. Dan's thrilled with a rare opportunity to spoil his kids when he secretly buys DJ a Super Nintendo and strikes a car-buying deal with Becky, but is upset when Bev swoops in and beats him to the punch.
Roseanne gets alarming news about her pregnancy that she can't confirm with the prenatal clinic. Nana Mary, feeble new husband on her arm, upsets Bev by discussing the 2 abortions she had long ago.
Mark and Becky ride Dan's vintage motorcycle without permission, and Dan finds out when he realizes that Mark tinkered with the engine. Feeling betrayed, especially after defending her earlier, Dan gives Becky the silent treatment while Roseanne decides to confront Mark about his true intentions.
Roseanne and Jackie are Rodbell's new Santa and Mrs. Claus at Rodbell's; while on duty, Roseanne meets Darlene's new friend Karen...and Karen's son. She feels resentful that Darlene has refused to open up to her but has shared all her writing with Karen.
Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale, so Roseanne proposes a deal. Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card, but will it fool her parents?
As Darlene and Becky bicker over territory, Roseanne cheers and encourages Dan’s decision to enter a country-western song writing contest in hopes of crooning his way to fame and fortune. The episode features a full length rendition sung by John Goodman. Meanwhile, the friction between Booker, the factory manager, and Jackie heats up.
The Wellman Plastics group is growing tired as Booker continues to lengthen the worker's shifts due to quotas, factory mistakes, etc. Roseanne, queen of the group, cannot take it any longer. When Roseanne completes another long day of work and comes home to the everyday craziness, she must escape and take a breather.
Roseanne's doctor recommends she get a breast reduction to reduce stress on her back. She agrees in spite of a nightmare , in which her breasts are accidentally seriously enlarged.

When Becky and Mark return for Dan's 20th high-school football-team anniversary celebration, Roseanne realizes that Becky and Mark are drifting further apart and schemes to break them up, but maybe Mark isn't the one to blame.

Note: First appearance of Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner.

Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor, but—Drama on the Dance Floor alert!-he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie. When Jackie agrees to have dinner with him, Bev's claws come out!

Guest star: Tony Curtis as Hal

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

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While the Conners plan to open their own bike shop, Becky comes to Jackie and Roseanne for advice on birth control and reveals that she has already slept with Mark.

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Mark and David struggle with the concept of feminism. Fred asks Roseanne about ways to propose to Jackie, and uses lines from her favorite soap opera. Roseanne demands passion from Dan, but turns to fantasy instead.

Roseanne encourages Dan to return to working on the boat in the garage, bringing on a massive Gilligan's Island fantasy transforming family members into the sitcom's characters.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Roseanne and Dan agree to let Darlene go to art school in Chicago; DJ befriends an annoying neighbor boy .
Happy Birthday Dan! Roseanne and the kids surprise Dan with an extensive birthday breakfast. Later on in the evening, Roseanne throws Dan a party at the Lobo. During the party Dan comes close to being violent but is stopped by Roseanne. Afraid that he will look like a wimp Dan vows that he will beat up the billiards bully the next time he sees him. Becky is invited to Chip's for a dinner.
Roseanne lends more than moral support when Jackie has a role in the community-theater presentation of 'Cyrano de Bergerac.'
Guest stars: Martin Mull, Sandra Bernhard, Jazzmun

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In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
Roseanne begins to feel abandoned when Jackie leaves for the police academy for six weeks. When Becky starts to date a 17-year-old, and Darlene goes to her first co-ed party with her, Roseanne feels left out. After attempting to hang out with everyone, she just settles into being alone.
Roseanne gets her hopes up when she is referred by a friend for an office job that would allow her to quit the telemarketing job that she hates. After a quick interview, she lands the job--But the celebration is short lived, when the offer is revoked due to her lack of computer knowledge.
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion. Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne. His attempts to explain things to an angry Roseanne bring hilarious results.
Roseanne and Dan get to the point of no return when they realize they need to lose some weight. Roseanne takes charge and makes a point to put strict restrictions on what the two should and should not eat, but it's she who has the most trouble adapting.

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Dan finishes remodeling a house, but is close to losing his own house. Tim Curry appears in this episode. Chris Farley has an uncredited cameo in this episode.
Becky and Darlene think DJ's a psycho when they find his under-the-bed secret stash of dismembered dolls; Jackie is injured in the line of duty and Gary gives her an ultimatum.
Roseanne and Dan shop for a new bed. Becky starts dating Mark, a rebellious teen. First appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark.
After strict orders from Dan, David finally moves out and works at a not-well-known theme park in Lanford, where he's transformed into an eerily smiling automaton. The episode's name is a reference to Springtime for Hitler. The episode itself was a satire of the Walt Disney Company, who, after having recently acquired the American Broadcasting Company, had made the network's shows film and air Disney-themed episodes, including the immediately preceding episodes "We're Going to Disney World" and "Disney World War II".
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Guest stars: Martin Mull, John McConnell

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner

Jackie has started spending time, though not romantically, with a man she met through Stacy. Dan sees them at the Lobo and confronts Jackie, pointing out that if she's not telling Fred about this man, then what she's doing amounts to cheating.

Closing tag: While Roseanne does not appear in the actual episode, she does address the audience and let them know they shouldn't worry, although she needed bed rest and couldn't tape that night's episode she will still be getting paid. She then explains where babies come from.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

The Conners celebrate Halloween. Roseanne and Dan compete to see who is the spookiest, while Roseanne tries to rekindle the spirit of Halloween to Becky.

Dan suffers a heart attack at Darlene and David's wedding.

Note: This is the final of three episodes to feature Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy. She returned full-time in season 9.

Becky and Mark are arguing constantly and Roseanne finds out from Jackie that Mark hasn't been interested in sex. Jackie tells Roseanne about her own sexual problems with Fred while Roseanne reveals Dan has been trying unusual ways to get her in the mood. Roseanne tries to convince David to get out and meet girls but he isn't interested. Fred tries to have an open talk with Dan and Mark about their sex lives but all three end up realizing they know more than they care to. Roseanne tries to talk to Becky about Mark, and is surprised when Becky reveals she has already been spending time with David talking about her issues with her husband.

Closing tag: Becky, Roseanne and Jackie sit watching sports, drinking beer and smoking cigars, while Fred, Mark and Dan sit in the kitchen eating pudding Dan has made and talking about their feelings and body issues. After Roseanne makes a quip about Dan's weight in front of Fred and Mark, he cries and runs off.

Ratings - 26.8 million viewers 18.0 rating/28 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

During Roseanne and Dan's anniversary, Dan borrows Roseanne's wedding ring to remodel the design. Roseanne poses for a sexy photograph for Dan. Bill Maher appears in this episode.
Roseanne discovers that Darlene skipped school to attend a comic book convention in Chicago with David. Jackie and Roseanne return to their vacant childhood home and relive painful memories about their abusive father.
Jackie steps in as substitute mom when Roseanne has to go to Moline when their father breaks his leg. She dazzles Dan with her housekeeping skills out of a 1950's family sitcom. Jackie is surprised to learn what Dan really thinks of her and that he remembers the first time they met.
As a tornado spins through Lanford, the Conners panic about Jackie, who hasn't returned from her trip to the store.

Jackie believes that Roseanne and Edgar Wellman are an item for real--they're not, although Roseanne wishes they were. Roseanne claims it's just for business; Jackie doesn't believe her. Roseanne dreams that the couple are from the movie Evita.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

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Roseanne's suspicions that Leon is trying to usurp her position as head of the Lunch Box are cast aside by others but ultimately prove to be true. DJ steals Roseanne's car, and her violent response has her questioning whether she is repeating her pattern of childhood abuse onto her kids.
Jackie is horrified when she realizes that she had a drunken fling with Arnie. Roseanne tries endlessly to get rid of DJ's new dog. Dan and his pals discover Leon's gay when they invite him to their poker game.

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Roseanne is upset that Jackie wants Fred in the delivery room instead of her. But she's the one who is there when the contractions start, and she doesn't contact Fred. Jackie gives birth to a son and names him Andy.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healey

A depressed Roseanne locks herself and Jerry in her bedroom with fatty foods, trashy magazines, and TV. Friends and family attempt to get her out, but all ultimately fail to do so--until Mark tells her that Dan hasn't left town yet and wants her back.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Roseanne's PMS coincides with Dan's birthday. He would rather avoid it by going fishing, but his family insists on throwing him a surprise party.

Scott and Leon have trouble planning their wedding until Roseanne offers to plan it for free. This includes dealing with Leon's cold feet/self-doubt about his sexuality.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Teleplay: Jeff Abugov and Maxine Lapiduss

Part 2: In the first half, the family talks about life after winning the lottery. Then Roseanne reflects about her fictional life as a voiceover monologue reveals that the show itself has really been her writing. She says that while the book she was writing was based on her life, she changed what she didn't like. For instance: in reality, the Conners did not win the lottery; Dan died of the heart attack; Jackie—not Bev—was gay; and Mark and Darlene, and Becky and David, were the Conner-Healy couples. In the final moments, after looking over her book, she goes upstairs and sits on the couch. The show fades to black and her trademark laugh is heard one last time.

In 2011, the two-part finale was ranked #9 on the TV Guide Network special, TV's Most Unforgettable Finales.

Dan's father visits, bearing gifts, and all are thrilled to see him except Dan himself. The visit drags out and insults are hurled toward Dan, so Roseanne has to step in. Dan sees his father's philosophy of "Work smart, not hard" as a direct put-down on his life, while his father sees it as caring advice.
Roseanne tries to set her mother up with a friend from the retirement home; Molly puts the moves on David.

When Dan's buddies show up with a great new job prospect for the old crew, Dan is confused: Should he continue on at the garage or make a bid on a huge construction job that would make him & his friends a lot of money? Meanwhile, Jackie gets hooked up to the Internet: her initial reluctance doesn't last and soon David needs to intervene.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy and Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner

Roseanne blackmails David into being her live-in "maid" in return for not telling Dan about David and Darlene's living arrangement. However, David feels guilty about lying and confesses the truth to Dan, who reacts by angrily throwing him out of the house; Roseanne intervenes and persuades Jackie to take David in. Becky tries to pressure Dan into hiring Mark again. Jackie refuses to accept money from Fred for the baby.

Roseanne, Jackie, and the family finally arrive home from all the excitement! Roseanne is disappointed that Dan hasn't returned from his trip yet. Her Thanksgiving is being catered, so she and Jackie open the Lunch Box as a soup kitchen. Bev reveals more than she intended during Thanksgiving dinner .

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

DJ's spelling-bee triumph is a welcome bright spot as Rodbell's luncheonette closes down and Dan's bike shop continues its slow descent. Meanwhile, Nancy is heartbroken when Arnie leaves her, especially when he claims he was abducted by aliens.

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Roseanne and Dan ponder opening their own motorcycle shop with Ziggy. Ziggy ends up getting cold feet at the last minute but leaves behind a generous token of gratitude: $20,000. Brad Garrett appears in this episode.
When Dan and Roseanne play a gruesome Halloween prank on Kathy Bowman, Roseanne is worried that Kathy might get her revenge later that night. At the lodge's Halloween party, Jackie discovers that the moose she has been flirting with is really Booker.
Roseanne lies about the doctor putting her on total bedrest so everyone will be waiting on her. David discovers her lie, and Jackie confronts Bev about her terrible mothering.

Roseanne visits Darlene's home-economics class, then takes them on a field trip to the supermarket. Meanwhile Dan is helping DJ's bullying problem but it turns out DJ hires a bodyguard to defend himself.
Notes: Leonardo DiCaprio has a silent guest appearance as one of Darlene's classmates.

Darlene returns home and realizes how much David misses her. Roseanne and Dan learn that DJ has begun masturbating and struggle figuring how to deal with it. After Darlene leaves, David lies to Roseanne and Dan that he has decided to move back in with his mother when in reality he moves in with Darlene in Chicago.
Roseanne ignores Dan and drives around town eating fast food and listening to radio shows. She thinks Dan had an affair because of her appearance. As Dan packs his bags to leave, he and DJ have a huge fight. In the heat of anger, DJ goes to a video store and meets his soul mate, Heather . Dan heads back to California, but at the last moment he cancels his flight and moves into a motel near the airport.

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When Dan starts dreaming about another woman, Roseanne feels threatened, so she decides to meet this woman at Rodbell's.
A poker night becomes interesting when Roseanne receives a kiss from Dan's friend Arnie. Roseanne speaks to Jackie about the kiss and she later finds out it was just a friendly kiss.
Becky and Mark move into a tacky trailer park, where they are welcomed by a tipsy neighbor .
The Conners hold a Mother's Day barbecue at which feisty Nana Mary displays her acts of motherhood on Bev, surprising Roseanne and Jackie with how alike their relationships are.
Story: William Lucas Walker and Allan Stephan

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Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar until Nancy's girlfriend kisses her. One of Becky's old boyfriends gives Mark a reason to distrust her.
Roseanne quits her hair-salon job for a waitress job at the luncheonette in Rodbell's Department Store. Becky and Darlene are fighting over their room yet again, so Dan sends Darlene to live in the basement, and Roseanne has trouble letting Dan resolve disputes between the kids. Note: Alyson Hannigan guest stars as one of Becky's friends who dines at the luncheonette.
It's up to Roseanne and Jackie to console a broken-hearted Crystal when her boyfriend breaks up with her. It takes a night at the Lobo Lounge, reflecting on love and men, to set her straight. But while at the Lobo, a miffed Jackie notices Booker with another woman. Hours earlier, he had told her he had to spend the evening with his mother.

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Arnie and Nancy invite Roseanne and Dan to their wedding in Las Vegas. Roseanne and Dan get into a big fight when she pulls him out of a lucky game.

David thinks about moving out and Becky finds out that he had a sex dream and she thinks it is about her. When DJ tells Mark, Mark goes after David who finally admits the dream was about Roseanne. Roseanne is at first disgusted until Dan admits he had a similar dream about Bev when he first started dating Roseanne. David admits to Roseanne that he sees her as a mother figure and Roseanne believes the dream was about his desire for affection. When she reveals the truth to Becky, Becky seems disappointed and admits she is confused about her feelings for David.

Ratings 26.9 million viewers 17.7 rating/28 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn, Estelle Parsons

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Roseanne's upset with Dan because he'd rather play craps than have a romantic night with her. She gets drunk with Nancy and walks into a Wayne Newton performance believing that she's heckling a Newton impersonator. During Arnie's and Nancy's wedding, Dan and Roseanne get to renew their vows.
Absent: Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris

Roseanne has had her fill of Bev at the Lunchbox, so Bev agrees to leave, selling her share to Leon, Roseanne's old boss. Elsewhere, Jackie returns to dating by accepting an invite from Fred, a friend of Dan's, in his first appearance in the series.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner.

Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment when she has enough of her meddling in her love life, but the sisters reconcile. Gary proposes to Jackie on a whim, and Roseanne goes into overdrive with wedding preparations, but Gary and Jackie soon realize they're not ready for marriage. As the ending credits roll there are photographs of the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana Princess of Wales.
Roseanne witnesses the Bowmans' possessions being donated to charity while they're out of town. When they return they find their house has been robbed and are angered at Roseanne for letting it happen. Bob Hope appears during the end credits of this episode.

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The Conners go on a roadtrip with the Tildens for a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show; Dan tries to persuade Roseanne to have another child.
Teleplay: Maxine Lapiduss and Jennifer Heath
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky, who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council. Just as her speech was wrapping up, she broke wind. The whole school is talking about it, especially Darlene. Becky is mortified, and Roseanne's attempts to comfort her fail... that is, until Jimmy arrives at the Conner home.
During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by—and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Meanwhile, they are expecting company, potential buyers for the washer and dryer, and the coroner is taking his time getting the body out of the Conner kitchen.
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, they take a walk down memory lane & discover that Roseanne has always been the queen to Jackie's minion status. Jackie finds her long-lost doll, "Mrs. Tuttle," that she thought had been 'doll-napped', Roseanne tries to pin the disappearance on a napping Nana Mary. But Nana Mary reveals the truth....
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The Conners are chosen as a Nielsen family. Roseanne's nesting instincts disrupt the family routine. Jackie and Fred's marriage comes to an end.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Roseanne resumes smoking to deal with her stressful life--then must keep the renewed habit from her family. She's thrilled when Darlene gets a B on a school report--until she finds out that Becky actually wrote it for her.
The lottery ticket mentioned in the last episode is a winner! Roseanne has won $108 million! Amidst the press bombardment, The family ponders what to do with all that money.