Bakshi, Subrata

Tahmasbi, Mehrdad

No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair of Eyesref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

"Can't Feel My Face"

;Top passers
*MIN – Taylor Heinicke – 11/11, 83 yards
*DAL – Tony Romo – 5/8, 88 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Joe Banyard – 5 rushes, 26 yards, TD
*DAL – Darren McFadden – 4 rushes, 37 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Mike Wallace – 3 rec, 50 yards
*DAL – Terrance Williams – 1 rec, 60 yards, TD

Chiang Mai, Thailand

German footballer and manager

The CEO of Levi's, Chip Bergh, hasn't washed his jeans in more than a year.

During the first successful transatlantic flight, by Alcock and Brown, the pilots got lost in midair, entered some cloud and fog, and when they got out of the cloud and fog, they found they were just 60 feet above the water, and flying at a 90° angle.

In 2007, a woman called Evan Lattimer inherited Napoleon Bonaparte's penis from her father.

To say "I don't care about something", a German has the option of saying: "das ist mir Wurst". This translates into English as: "It's sausage to me".

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 27/41, 269 yards, 1 TD
*DEN – Peyton Manning – 17/27, 213 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 16 rushes, 81 yards, 1 TD
*DEN – Ronnie Hillman – 11 rushes, 103 yards, 1 TD
;Top receivers
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 6 rec, 87 yards
*DEN – Demaryius Thomas – 9 rec, 93 yards

No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda

September 2014

Ayaka Kimura

No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi

FFFFFF

Mary Grace delos Reyes Perido

Harkin, Anne Miller, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

The Adventures of Pinocchio

The oldest turkey in the UK is called Dinner.

Cary Grant and Clark Gable used to meet up once a year at Christmas to exchange unwanted monogramed gifts they received.

When it gets really cold Christmas trees can turn into glass.

One of the contenders for this year's Christmas charts is a prog rock album by Pope Francis.

Minister for Public Works

coach

ova

Children's

Royal Rumble match for a WWE World Heavyweight Championship match at WrestleMania 31

Vivian Woodell, Founder and Chief Executive

Harkin, Ash Gardner, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Pirate politics, Freedom of Information, privacy, copyright and patent reform, transparency of government, education

Free chapters from every book

Stephen Pevnick

TLS

An Ilyushin Il-18 aircraft and ferrying bus on the Djibouti–Ambouli International Airport runway.

American

Mehrdad Tahmasebi

Gold

No Such Thing As A Donkumentaryref|This episode was recorded in the Waldorf-Astoria, Central London.|group="fn"

Adobe DRM scheme

Melvin Chan

1923 in the environment

Video RAM (dual-ported DRAM)

Receiving yards

* St. Louis / Los Angeles Rams

PA - Allegheny County Police.jpg

The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice.

The world's largest single-cell organism, Caulerpa taxifolia, can get up to 12 inches long.

If you are bitten by the boomslang snake you bleed from every orifice.

Albert Einstein has a social media team.

Max MartinAli PayamiAbel Tesfaye

* Cleveland Rams
* Suspended operations
* Los Angeles Rams

Tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship

Central Queensland

Kaloust Guedel

20.3 MB

Charles Hawtrey horded bedsteads, believing that they would help make this fortune.

In 1937 you could visit Romford Dog Track and watch cheetahs racing.

In 2010 the US Military built a supercomputer using 1,760 PlayStation 3's.

In 1552 a man in England managed to shoot himself to death using a bow and arrow.

No Such Thing As A Jellyfish Jelly
No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesieref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Chortle Comedy Book Festival in Camden Town, North London. All the facts presented come from the book 1,411 QI Facts to Knock You Sideways.|group="fn"

1913 in the environment

Simeon Jackson in Gillingham colours
Jackson, Simeon Alexander

Packers

No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion

HDAM
(Location of airport in Djibouti)

Thailand FA Cup 2009 winners

Cami Taylor

Mister Geppetto

Weekly, every Friday

Minnesota Vikings

* Christian Rub
* Tony Pope
* Jeff Bennett

Huyện Quản Bạ

Kimura, Ayaka

Falcons

;First quarter
*DET – Calvin Johnson 1-yard pass from Matthew Stafford , 11:10. Lions 7–0. Drive: 7 plays, 75 yards, 3:50.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 37-yard field goal, 3:47. Lions 7–3. Drive: 15 plays, 63 yards, 7:23.
*DET – Eric Ebron 7-yard pass from Matt Stafford , 1:24. Lions 14–3. Drive: 4 plays, 80 yards, 2:23.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 53-yard field goal, 11:11. Lions 14–6. Drive: 9 plays, 37 yards, 5:13.
*DET – Matt Prater 52-yard field goal, 5:03. Lions 17–6. Drive: 6 plays, 8 yards, 2:53.
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph 1-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 1:49. Lions 17–12. Drive: 7 plays, 79 yards, 3:14.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 51-yard field goal, 0:00. Lions 17–15. Drive: 8 plays, 19 yards, 1:13.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Stefon Diggs 36-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 10:19. Vikings 22–17. Drive: 8 plays, 78 yards, 4:41.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 35-yard field goal, 6:07. Vikings 25–17. Drive: 5 plays, 61 yards, 2:07.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 22-yard field goal, 14:10. Vikings 28–17. Drive: 10 plays, 49 yards, 4:57.
*DET – Jeff Locke out of bounds in the end zone for a safety, 0:59. Vikings 28–19.

Raiders

No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Styleref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Andra Akers

Queensland

Telugu

A kangaroo's tail is used as a leg, so they have either three or five legs.

During the financial crisis of 1720, known as the South Sea Bubble, the Houses of Parliament called for stockbrokers to be sewn into sacks filled with poisonous snakes and thrown into the River Thames.

There are three times as many estate agents in the UK as there are members of the British Armed Forces.

Medieval manuscripts are littered with drawings of warfare between snails and knights. No-one knows why.

Hudspeth, Tommy Joe

Bhabanipur
Calcutta University -

No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga

CI Entertainment

Gurley with the Georgia Bulldogs in 2013

No Such Thing as John Johnson

Ant nests can become infested by ants.

In Cambodia a teenage girl's parents might build her a "love hut" where her parents encourage her to sleep with as many boys as she wants until she finds the one that she likes.

The longest canyon in the world is 50% longer than the Grand Canyon and it was not discovered until August 2013. It is buried under 1.9 miles of ice in Greenland.

In 2008 the University of Bath invented a 3D printer that could print a copy of itself. Within three minutes that copy had copied itself to make a third copy and today nobody knows how many of these printers exist in the world.

American football player and coach

;Top passers
*GB – Aaron Rodgers – 16/34, 212 yards, 2 TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 25/37, 296 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*GB – Eddie Lacy – 22 rushes, 100 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 13 rushes, 45 yards, TD
;Top receivers
*GB – James Jones – 6 rec, 109 yards, TD
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph – 6 rec, 106 yards, TD

South Korean actor-singer

Hudspeth, Tommy
T–4th

Cows have friends and they get sad when they are separated.

It is illegal to take a selfie with a tiger in New York City.

Morgue refrigerators in Turkey are equipped with motion sensors, alarms and handles that open them from the inside in case anyone wakes up inside.

When he was a baby Henry VIII of England had two official cradle rockers who were paid £3 a year each to rock his cradle.

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Freddy Soames

"What ‘Tamasha’ is trying to say is that don't be satisfied with the stories you hear around you, create your own myth, choose your own story. Sometimes in trying to belong, you lose your edge, you become blunt and you forget who you are unless someone comes to remind you, someone who has seen you at that time. It's not that simple because it takes the undoing of entire life's experience to get in touch with yourself and your wild energy."

UTEP

Yes

The final McDonalds burger ever sold in Iceland can currently be watched decomposing on a webcam.

In 1851 Prince Albert commissioned a ballroom in Balmoral Castle made entirely out of corrugated iron.

During the 19th century Saddlers Wells Theatre was routinely flooded to stage fake naval battles.

The practice of dog owners pretending that they have not seen their dogs defecating is technically called "strategic non-knowledge".

Wonder Woman, Javelin, Requiem, Shim'Tar, Polemarch

Sudan

;First quarter
*None.
;Second quarter
*SF – Carlos Hyde 10-yard run , 0:47. 49ers 7–0. Drive: 11 plays, 93 yards, 4:58.
;Third quarter
*SF – Phil Dawson 30-yard field goal, 4:32. 49ers 10–0. Drive: 14 plays, 73 yards, 5:42.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 37-yard field goal, 14:43. 49ers 10–3. Drive: 11 plays, 66 yards, 4:49.
*SF – Carlos Hyde 17-yard run , 9:30. 49ers 17–3. Drive: 10 plays, 80 yards, 5:13.
*SF – Phil Dawson 25-yard field goal, 6:08. 49ers 20–3. Drive: 5 plays, 23 yards, 2:14.

tv series

La Laguna Socas Canarias

No Such Thing As A Swear Word on the Moon

"Perfect Strangers"

Week Three: San Diego Chargers at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Tommy Hudspeth

RB Adrian Peterson
Lions

Alex Bell, Karl Kruszelnicki, Murray, and Schreiber

The first BBC radio presenter with a northern accent, Wilfred Pickles, was given the job to make it more difficult for the Nazis to impersonate news readers.

In China, if you want to empty a building of people, or indeed if you want to end anything, play the song "Going Home" by Kenny G.

The two leading paleontologists of the 19th century, Edward Drinker Cope and Othniel Charles Marsh, used to destroy their fossil sites after excavating them so that their rival couldn't find anything about the site.

In the Fulah language, a computer crash is a known as a "hookii", which means: "a cow falling over but not dying".

ลำปาง เอฟซี

Chargers

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Lieven Scheire and Schreiber

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 14/22, 140 yards, TD
*OAK – Derek Carr – 29/43, 302 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 26 rushes, 203 yards, TD
*OAK – Latavius Murray – 12 rushes, 48 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 2 rec, 46 yards
*OAK – Amari Cooper – 5 rec, 79 yards

Andy Lau

No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Spaceref|A fact about a Japanese fishing boat being destroyed by a cow falling from the sky has since been edited out of the original podcast after it was discovered to be wrong.|group="fn"

TBA

Frances Stark

三好 絵梨香

Spain

Civilian

;First quarter
*SEA – Thomas Rawls 5-yard run , 3:36. Seahawks 7–0. Drive: 12 plays, 81 yards, 7:39.
;Second quarter
*SEA – Russell Wilson 8-yard run , 2:04. Seahawks 14–0. Drive: 13 plays, 98 yards, 6:15.
*SEA – Doug Baldwin 20–yd pass from Russell Wilson , 1:04. Seahawks 21–0. Drive: 1 play, 20 yards, 0:04.
;Third quarter
*SEA – Fred Jackson 5–yd pass from Russell Wilson , 9:12. Seahawks 28–0. Drive: 7 plays, 42 yards, 3:45.
*SEA – Doug Baldwin 53–yd pass from Russell Wilson , 1:01. Seahawks 35–0. Drive: 6 plays, 75 yards, 2:52.
*MIN – Cordarrelle Patterson 101–yd kickoff return , 0:48. Seahawks 35–7.
;Fourth quarter
*SEA – Steven Hauschka 23-yard field goal, 8:00. Seahawks 38–7. Drive: 15 plays, 75 yards, 7:48.

LOL originally meant "Little Old Lady". It was a medical definition. Others included "LOLINAD", meaning "Little Old Lady in No Apparent Distress", and "LOLFDGB", meaning "Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom" .

According to researchers at Glasgow Caledonian University listening to Billy Connolly can substantially increase your pain tolerance.

The first woman to cycle around the world, Annie "Londonderry" Cohen Kopchovsky learnt to ride only the day before she set off.

When California ground squirrels are attacked by rattlesnakes they increase their blood pressure so much that their tails give off more infrared radiation and makes them look bigger.

Mac Koshwal

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 25/35, 316 yards, 2 TD
*DET – Matthew Stafford – 18/26, 256 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 19 rushes, 98 yards
*DET – Ameer Abdullah – 8 rushes, 43 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 6 rec, 108 yards, TD
*DET – Eric Ebron – 5 rec, 89 yards, TD

No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples

for Golden Chicken 2

Guantanamo Bay has a gift shop.

The Natural History Museum, London is turning moths gay to stop them from destroying the exhibits.

The word "marvellous" has fallen in use from 155 times per million twenty years ago, to only 2 times per million today.

In preparation for the National Day of the People's Republic of China 100,000 pigeons have had anal security checks to make sure they are not carrying anything suspicious.

Subrata Bakshi

Greg Gumbel, Trent Green and Stacey Dales

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 28-yard field goal, 1:12. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 10 plays, 65 yards, 5:58.
;Second quarter
*DAL – Terrance Williams 60-yard pass from Tony Romo , 14:48. Cowboys 7–3. Drive: 3 plays, 72 yards, 1:24.
*MIN – Cordarrelle Patterson 107-yard kickoff return , 14:35. Vikings 10–7. Drive: 0 plays, 0 yards, 0:13.
*DAL – Lucky Whitehead 8-yard pass from Tony Romo , 8:59. Cowboys 14–10. Drive: 2 plays, 23 yards, 0:39.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 45-yard field goal, 1:00. Cowboys 14–13. Drive: 7 plays, 26 yards, 2:24.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Dominique Williams 3-yard run , 8:58. Vikings 21–14. Drive: 6 plays, 73 yards, 2:23.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Joe Banyard 7-yard run, , 2:57. Vikings 28–14. Drive: 7 plays, 52 yards, 3:21.

木村 絢香

Week Six: Kansas City Chiefs at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary
NBC

Toei Animation

for Love on a Diet
Lau Fook-wing

Benka-Coker, Hannah

Thom Brennaman, Charles Davis and Tony Siragusa

No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chickenref|Halloween special|group="fn"

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 24-yard field goal, 5:40. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 9 plays, 48 yards, 4:00.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph 4-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 4:43. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 11 plays, 51 yards, 6:09.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 45-yard field goal, 8:51. Vikings 13–0. Drive: 6 plays, 46 yards, 2:34.
;Fourth quarter
*KC – Cairo Santos 48-yard field goal, 13:10. Vikings 13–3. Drive: 8 plays, 28 yards, 3:27.
*KC – Albert Wilson 42-yard pass from Alex Smith , 8:46. Vikings 13–10. Drive: 7 plays, 77 yards, 2:26.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 45-yard field goal, 4:46. Vikings 16–10. Drive: 10 plays, 53 yards, 4:00.

The world record for the horse long jump is shorter the record for the human long jump.

Every time Alfred Hitchcock had a cup of tea he always smashed the teacup afterwards.

The Romanian equivalent of comparing apples and oranges is to compare grandmothers and machine guns.

Replacement eyelids can be made from foreskins.

The arrival entrance to the Djibouti–Ambouli International Airport.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Thailand

No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumperref|Recorded live from the Latitude Festival.|group="fn"

Chris Myers, Ronde Barber and Holly Sonders

Italy v Switzerland

Pennsylvania

Hannah

His Name Is 101

No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle

→ Raunds Town

No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Libertyref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Arbuthnot-Leslie, Rose Eleanor

No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact

Tade, Gregory

red

Erika Miyoshi

No Such Thing As Captain Trousers

Zaywop, Zay, Spottie

FFFF00

Comedy
No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil

;First quarter
*CHI – Robbie Gould 55-yard field goal, 10:56. Bears 3–0. Drive: 6 plays, 17 yards, 3:07.
*MIN – Marcus Sherels 65-yard punt return , 3:37. Vikings 7–3.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 43-yard field goal, 9:05. Vikings 10–3. Drive: 12 plays, 51 yards, 6:46.
*CHI – Alshon Jeffery 21-yard pass from Jay Cutler , 0:42. Tied 10–10. Drive: 3 plays, 34 yards, 0:19.
;Third quarter
*CHI – Robbie Gould 33-yard field goal, 8:28. Bears 13–10. Drive: 12 plays, 68 yards, 6:32.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 48-yard field goal, 13:29. Tied 13–13. Drive: 9 plays, 29 yards, 3:23.
*CHI – Jay Cutler 4-yard run , 4:55. Bears 20–13. Drive: 14 plays, 74 yards, 8:34.
*MIN – Stefon Diggs 40-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 1:49. Tied 20–20. Drive: 7 plays, 84 yards, 3:06.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 36-yard field goal, 0:00. Vikings 23–20. Drive: 4 plays, 48 yards, 1:00.

;Top passers
*DET – Matthew Stafford – 32/53, 286 yards, 2 TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 14/18, 153 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*DET – Matthew Stafford – 4 rushes, 20 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 29 rushes, 134 yards
;Top receivers
*DET – Calvin Johnson – 10 rec, 83 yards, TD
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 2 rec, 58 yards

The Very Hungry Caterpillar was originally called A Week with Willi the Worm.

During World War II the XX Committee, or "Double-Cross Committee" was in charge of turning German spies.

Houses in Bali are built in proportion to the owner's body.

According to Isaac Newton the world is going to end in 2060.

Turquoise/Black

No Such Thing As Mould Juiceref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Tony Amendola

Preseason Week 4: Minnesota Vikings at Tennessee Titans – Game summary

No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics
No Such Thing As A Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestler

Imtiaz Ali

No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dogref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at The Lowry, Salford].|group="fn"

DJ Khaled singles

Kingston, Jamaica

Chris Myers, Ronde Barber and Jennifer Hale

Desert Hearts

Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller, Ptaszynski, Schreiber

Ashok Kashyap

20th-century natural events

Greece v Japan

group_or_band

KR Cordarrelle Patterson

Sankar Saran Sarkar

Week Seven: Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions – Game summary

During World War II, the Nazi Party employed two official Nazi comedians called Tran and Helle.

The Philippine Basketball Association, the second oldest such association in the world, has ten teams in total, including the Rain or Shine Elasto Painters, the San Miguel Beermen, and the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters.

If you get a zebrafish drunk, and put that zebrafish in a tank full of sober zebrafish, the sober ones will follow the drunk one around.

The youngest woolly mammoths are younger than the oldest Egyptian pharaohs.

T–7th

No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand

May 1973

*Special Teams Coordinator – Mike Priefer
*Assistant Special Teams – Ryan Ficken

Tiger Mask

Ruby, a sheep genetically engineered to glow in the dark, was accidentally sold to an abattoir.

During the launch of BBC Two in 1964, a live kangaroo got stuck in a lift at BBC Television Centre.

Dr. Seuss once wrote a Warner Bros. film called Going Home, that was banned because it accidentally predicted the Manhattan Project.

The phrase: "Why is my poop green?" is Googled most commonly between 5am and 6am.

Seal of Allegheny County, Pennsylvania

The first item to be sent by New York's pneumatic post system was an artificial peach. The second thing to be sent was an alive black cat.

Scientists have made a form of algae that tastes like bacon.

Telescopes have a "new telescope smell" that can break them.

There is a museum in North Korea that has a scaled-down replica of the world's largest table.

Tyson Kidd and Cesaro defeated The New Day

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Sunee Sommee

No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster

As part of the preparation for the D-Day landings the Allied Forces used condoms to collect soil and sand from the Normandy beaches.

Every second at least one star in the universe explodes.

Cannibals in ancient Mexico ate their human flesh with chilli sauce.

Dogs are not allowed in Selwyn College, Cambridge, so the master's Basset Hound as been reclassified as a really large cat.

*Offensive Coordinator – Norv Turner
*Quarterbacks – Scott Turner
*Running Backs – Kirby Wilson
*Wide Receivers – George Stewart
*Assistant Wide Receivers – Drew Petzing
*Tight Ends – Kevin Stefanski
*Offensive Line – Jeff Davidson
*Assistant Offensive Line – Hank Fraley
*Offensive Quality Control – Andrew Janocko

[[#Cast

No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Materialref|New Year special|group="fn"

KOR

Rodrigo Maranhão

Naoki Tsuji

The Oil Millionaires
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Xavier Silas

Synthpopdisco-funk

Walt Coleman

France v Honduras

Upendra

Stankov, Aleksandar

DC Comics

Match of the Day Kickabout

Wah Zai

XORepublic

No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamasref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, London. In this episode, it was the four favourite facts from the audience rather than the Elves.|group="fn"

Best Actor

Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber

Cover of Babel II volume 1 as published by Akita Shoten

Cloudy,

United States

1916 in the environment

Toshiaki Nakazawa

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category:Chuck Berry

;Top passers
*SEA – Russell Wilson – 13/26, 142 yards, TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 17/24, 146 yards
;Top rushers
*SEA – Christine Michael – 21 rushes, 70 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 23 rushes, 45 yards
;Top receivers
*SEA – Doug Baldwin – 5 rec, 42 yards, TD
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 4 rec, 26 yards

Gurley, Todd

Thirupathi Reddy

"Acquainted"

The Large Hadron Collider was turned off for a short period of time because a piece of baguette was found in the machinery.

For the last month of his life, James A. Garfield ate everything through his anus.

In 2013, six people in the United States named their child "Mushroom".

The person who found Richard III of England's bones, Philippa Langley, was not an archeologist, but a screenwriter.

Twice in its history the United States has been run by a shepherd: Thomas Jefferson and Woodrow Wilson both kept sheep.

There is a village in rural Russia where every single person knows how to tightrope walk.

In Britain pedestrians step to the right to avoid each other and in Japan they step to the left. No-one knows why.

Half of all California condors were raised by glove puppets.

Allegheny County Police Department

Capital

Talent5

;Top passers
*CHI – Jay Cutler – 26/37, 231 yards, 2 TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 17/20, 231 yards, 4 TD
;Top rushers
*CHI – Matt Forte – 8 rushes, 47 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 18 rushes, 63 yards
;Top receivers
*CHI – Matt Forte – 6 rec, 57 yards, TD
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon – 4 rec, 76 yards, TD

In 18th century France tooth-pullers were entertainers who would perform in front of live audiences.

In World War I the Romanian army issued an order that only officers above the rank of major had the right to wear eye shadow in battle.

The most borrowed children's author in British libraries, Daisy Meadows, doesn't exist.

It would cost $850 quadrillion to build the Death Star.

No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urineref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"ref|One year anniversary special.|group="fn"

สโมสรฟุตบอลการท่าเรือ fc

Papanikolaou in warm-ups with Olympiacos in 2011

Buccaneers

1926 in the environment

FF0000

The first ever novel, The Tale of Genji, ended mid-sentence.

J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis both once went to a party dressed as polar bears. It was not a fancy dress party.

Agatha Christie thought that Hercule Poirot was a, "detestable, bombastic, tiresome, egocentric, little creep".

Before inventing television John Logie Baird's invented a pair of socks to wear underneath your usual pair of socks.

Heo Young-Saeng

Stevens

Super

New Orleans Saints

One of the last things that NASA had to do before launching space shuttles was to detach their inflatable owls that were used to scare woodpeckers.

The music used on the You Wouldn't Steal a Car anti-piracy advert was stolen by the people who made the advert.

According to the government website of the Czech Republic there are three symbols of Easter in the country: Easter eggs, the Easter lamb and whipping.

At Earl's Court tube station, in 1911, a one-legged man named "Bumper Harris" was hired to ride the escalator.

The Ascension defeated The New Age Outlaws

Stephen Pevnick in Milwaukee

Out of the Woods

The Phone Co-op Limited

T–5th

, cloudy

The first thing was a parliament.

One of the largest majorities in a Brazilian local election was won by a rhino.

Finland's parliament sometimes makes decisions in their sauna.

In British electoral history 8 candidates have been awarded no votes at all in a general election.

→ FC Oss

The words "Tory" and "Prime Minister" both started out as insults.

In a 2005 questionnaire about substance abuse, almost one in five people taking part admitted to taking a drug that did not exist called derbisol.

Sea otters have a secret pocket in their armpit where they like to keep their favourite stones.

In Vancouver it is illegal to put a doorknob on the front door of a house as it is harder for people to open if they suffer from arthritis.

1939 in the environment

Heo Yeong-saeng

#ItsInOurHands.

Best Film1998 Made in Hong Kong2011 Gallants2012 A Simple LifeBest Actor2000 Running Out of Time2004 Running on Karma2012 A Simple LifeBest Supporting Actor2008 ProtégéBest Original Film Song2003 Infernal Affairs

present

Nantes, France

Awards for Andy Lau

Jack AntonoffTaylor SwiftMax Martin

South Korea v Ghana

Chiangmai Football Club

Lexington, Massachusetts

Todd Gurley

p/papanko01

タイガーマスク

Ulster Grand Prix History

Ranjit Kundu

American football player, coach, and executive

Ed Hochuli

Carpenter

Hudspeth

India

Hui Guo ()
Andy Lau being interviewed at the 29th Hong Kong International Film Festival .

Lord Byron's nickname for William Wordsworth was: "William Turdsworth".

If you grow a cos lettuce in a spaceship it tastes like rocket.

Scientists have grown an ear using Vincent Van Gogh's DNA.

The larger Pacific striped octopus catches its prey by sneaking up behind it and tapping it on the shoulder.

Bell, Harkin, Murray, and Schreiber

;Top passers
*KC – Alex Smith – 22/37, 282 yards, TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 17/31, 249 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*KC – Charcandrick West – 9 rushes, 33 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 26 rushes, 60 yards
;Top receivers
*KC – Travis Kelce – 5 rec, 88 yards
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 7 rec, 129 yards

Pirate Party Turkey

Schulman

Canadian footballer

Map of Pennsylvania highlighting Allegheny County.svg

Bakersfield Jam

Nikul Desai

Rushing touchdowns

*Defensive Coordinator – George Edwards
*Defensive Line – Andre Patterson
*Assistant Defensive Line – Robert Rodriguez
*Defensive Assistant – Jeff Howard
*Linebackers – Adam Zimmer
*Defensive Backs – Jerry Gray
*Assistant Defensive Backs/Defensive Quality Control – Jonathan Gannon

Best Media Rooster for 2009

Petroleum Authority of Thailand Rayong Football Club

Languages

Rural district

Vipul D Shah

"Welcome to My Hood"

;First quarter
*None.
;Second quarter
*PIT – Shaun Suisham 36-yard field goal, 8:23. Steelers 3–0. Drive: 6 plays, 36 yards, 1:43.
*MIN – MyCole Pruitt 34-yard pass from Mike Kafka , 4:20. Vikings 7–3. Drive: 8 plays, 81 yards, 4:03.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Joe Banyard 1-yard run , 3:57. Vikings 14–3. Drive: 1 play, 1 yard, 0:03.
;Fourth quarter
*None.

No Such Thing As Death By Acne

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Bears

;NFL
* Pro Bowl
* Second-team All-Pro
* SN NFL Rookie of the Year
*Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Week
*NFC Offensive Rookie of the Month

No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish

Comedy Nights Bachao

Kostas Papanikolaou

Location in Uttar Pradesh, India

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Pedro J. Déniz Acosta

No Such Thing As A Travelator in Ancient Rome

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1914 in the environment

Tally Stevens

Week One: Minnesota Vikings at San Francisco 49ers – Game summary

Louise delos Reyes

St. Louis Rams

1934 in the environment

Grégory Victor Tadé

Available

"To Serve With Honor"

England

region

"Out of the Woods"

autocollapse

* National Football Conference
** NFC West

Nattakit Fongwitoo

"Without You"

John Lucas III

Joint

NET
HK：RTV （now ATV）

Allegheny County, Pennsylvania

The head of the International Chess Federation, Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, believes chess was brought to Earth by aliens.

The Greenland shark is so slow it needs all of its food to be asleep in order to eat it. It can only swim at 1mph, so if the prey moves it will outrun the shark.

In 19th century America you could be committed to a mental asylum for reading a novel.

The yakuza has its own website that has a theme tune designed to attract new members.

*actress

Brazil

"In the Night"

The Lanna Tigers

Request For Evidence

Babunski playing for Barcelona B in 2012

Taylor Swift

There have been three Top 50 songs in the British charts that have been sung exclusively in Latin: "Gaudete" by Steeleye Span; "Choral in Latin" from Evita; and "Pie Jesu" from Requiem, sung by Charlotte Church.

The way to recognise the Buddha is to look out for his webbed feet, his tongue that can reach his ears, and withdrawn genitalia.

The whoopee cushion was invented by the Roman Emperor with the birthname Bassianus.

The oldest known purse is decorated with dogs teeth.

Artemis

;Top passers
*SEA – Russell Wilson – 21/27, 274 yards, 3 TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 17/28, 118 yards
;Top rushers
*SEA – Thomas Rawls – 19 rushes, 101 yards, TD
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon – 4 rushes, 18 yards
;Top receivers
*SEA – Doug Baldwin – 5 rec, 94 yards, 2 TD
*MIN – Mike Wallace – 2 rec, 43 yards

Active

Canada squads

*Trained in high levels of hand-to-hand combat
*Expertise in a wide array of weapons
*Ageless
*Some knowledge of low level sorceries
*Fluent in demon language
*Magic weapons: Gauntlets of Atlas, Sandals of Hermes, Armor of Shim'Tar

Taylor SwiftJack Antonoff

The Aztecs wore necklaces made out of popcorn.

In 2011, China tried to pass off a scene from the film Top Gun as footage from its own air force.

In 2003, somebody misplaced the masterkeys to the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, thus meaning they had to replace the locks, at a cost of $1,000,700.

The children's toy doll Ken is officially an accessory to Barbie.

Kaiser Wilhelm II once lost a valuable arms contract for Germany because he slapped Ferdinand I of Bulgaria on the bottom.

"Beware of Pickpocket" signs attract pickpockets.

No-one is quite sure how to pronounce Louis Armstrong's name.

The man who holds the Guinness World Record for the lowest voice can hit notes that are so low only elephants can hear them.

When you have a tattoo lasered off you end up pooing it out.

The man who invented the airship, Alberto Santos-Dumont, used to hold dinner parties with 10ft high chairs so his guests could experience the joy of flight.

A new scientific study has concluded that there are too many scientific studies.

You should never pick up a desert tortoise. If you do it can urinate itself to death.

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Korsan Parti Hareketi

Alex Bell, Harkin, Murray and Ptaszynski

;Top passers
*OAK – Derek Carr – 4/8, 78 yards
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 10/14, 89 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*OAK – Michael Dyer – 12 rushes, 45 yards
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon – 12 rushes, 25 yards
;Top receivers
*OAK – Amari Cooper – 1 rec, 40 yards
*MIN – Charles Johnson – 4 rec, 40 yards, TD

for Needing You...

Harkin, Murray, Schreiber, Anne Miller and Eric Lampaert

Shelagh Young, Chair;

Comedy Night Bachao Website

Robert Christgau

Miyoshi, Erika

Socrates had a spirit who spoke to him through the medium of sneezing.

People used to hang their refrigerators from the ceiling.

David Frost used to host live TV shows 8 nights a week, by travelling via Concorde.

The original chill pill was a pill you took when you had a chill.

Matt Baker, John Bishop, Harkin, Alex Jones, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Pedro Déniz

Tony Corrente

"Made in Germany" product labels were originally invented to put people off buying the product.

In 1991, Prof. Alexander Abian of Iowa State University proposed that we could solve virtually every problem of human existence by blowing up the Moon.

In New York City, until 1925, drivers going east or west stopped at an amber traffic light and drove on green, while drivers going north or south drove on an amber light and stopped on green.

There are companies which lasso icebergs to stop them hitting oil rigs.

Shōnen

No Such Thing As A Sentient Icebergref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, London.|group="fn"

*First-team All-MAC

September 1987

No Such Thing As Michaelangelo's Snowmanref|This episode was recorded at the Brighton Comedy Festival.|group="fn"
No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastardref|UK General Election special|group="fn"

All values from NFL Combine

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 23/32, 231 yards
*SF – Colin Kaepernick – 17/26, 165 yards
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 10 rushes, 31 yards
*SF – Carlos Hyde – 26 rushes, 168 yards, 2 TD
;Top receivers
*MIN – Mike Wallace – 6 rec, 63 yards
*SF – Anquan Boldin – 4 rec, 36 yards

*Big East All-Freshman Team

Lost Wild Card Playoffs 10–9

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In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race, despite dying of a heart attack while riding his horse.

Some Buddhist monks run marathons to achieve enlightenment.

The Slovakian and Slovenian embassies in Washington D.C. meet once a month to exchange wrongly addressed mail.

In the 18th century there were medicines called "Alan's Nipple Liniment", "Grimstone's Eye Snuff", "Miller's Worm Plums" and "Italian Bosom Friend".

Week Seventeen: Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers – Game summary

lucasjo02

No Such Thing As Van Gogh the Elephant

The most painful place on the human body to be stung by a bee is the nostril.

For breakfast, Walt Disney ate fresh doughnuts dunked in Scotch whisky.

The French word for arsenic used to be "poudre de succession" or "inheritance powder", because it was used in so many murders.

Shouting at drivers improves their driving.

Anglo Roman saint

สโมสรฟุตบอลจังหวัดเชียงใหม่

Preseason Week 2: Oakland Raiders at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

* Singer
* actress

허영생

Benka-Coker

;Top passers
*MIN – Taylor Heinicke – 27/41, 279 yards, 2 TD
*TEN – Marcus Mariota – 2/3, 74 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Dominique Williams – 9 rushes, 24 yards
*TEN – David Fluellen – 12 rushes, 61 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 8 rec, 85 yards, TD
*TEN – Harry Douglas – 1 rec, 59 yards, TD

yes

My Best Thing

Aleksandar Stankov

No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea

1927 in the environment

"Wildest Dreams"

Rockline Productions

Viking names included "desirous of beer", "squat-wiggle", "lust-hostage", "short penis", "able to fill a bay with fish by magic" and "the man without trousers".

You Only Live Once is Katie Price's fourth autobiography.

William Morton, the father of anaesthesia, first experimented on himself but kept falling asleep before he could describe the results.

Chessington World of Adventures has banned animal-print onesies to stop the animals there getting confused.

Hideto Tanihara2008

john_iii_lucas

Wah Zai ()
Lau Wah ()

The Bella Twins defeated Paige and Natalya

Maine Red Claws

The Regions of Queensland

Rashad, Isaiah

* Pro Bowl Alternate
* Super Bowl champion
* 2× AFC champion

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In 1060 BC, the entire Egyptian city of Pi-Ramesses was moved 20 kilometres to the north because part of the River Nile dried up.

In 1864 a friend of Charles Dickens had a flatpack Swiss chalet sent to his home as a Christmas present.

Neuroscientists can tell if you are a musician simply by looking at your brain.

Jack L. Warner, head of Warner Bros., spotted that from the air his studios looked identical to a nearby aircraft factory, so on the roof he painted an arrow and the words "Lockheed: That Way".

Brock Lesnar defeated Seth Rollins and John Cena

Fox

1929 in the environment

ON ONE

No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement
No Such Thing As A Kiss

Turkey

Sunoco FC

Cherryvale, Kansas
BYU

Wigton, Cumberland, England

American ceramic artist

Seahawks

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Lieven Scheire

I'm on One

to Sisaket

;First quarter
*MIN – Stefon Diggs 15-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 5:44. Vikings 7–0. Drive: 13 plays, 93 yards, 6:22.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 53-yard field goal, 14:22. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 8 plays, 36 yards, 4:16.
*CHI – Alshon Jeffery 10-yard pass from Jay Cutler , 5:40. Vikings 10–7. Drive: 6 plays, 52 yards, 2:25.
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon 17-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 0:26. Vikings 17–7. Drive: 8 plays, 80 yards, 5:14.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Stefon Diggs 33-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 10:40. Vikings 24–7. Drive: 6 plays, 55 yards, 3:10.
*CHI – Robbie Gould 51-yard field goal, 4:23. Vikings 24–10. Drive: 15 plays, 47 yards, 6:17.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater 12-yard run , 8:45. Vikings 31–10. Drive: 3 plays, 13 yards, 1:10.
*CHI – Matt Forte 4-yard pass from Jay Cutler , 5:13. Vikings 31–17. Drive: 9 plays, 65 yards, 3:32.
*MIN – Zach Line 4-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 1:50. Vikings 38–17. Drive: 8 plays, 43 yards, 3:23.

solo_singer

auto

on loan from Chonburi

For the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II people dressed up as television sets.

The world puddle jumping championships bans fizzy drinks in case they improve the participant's performance.

The shuttlecocks used in professional badminton are made using real goose feathers which are always taken from the bird's left wing.

The Ancient Egyptians had a pornographic papyrus, known as the Turin Erotic Papyrus.

CBS

Harkin, Rufus Hound, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Hindi, Urdu

United Kingdom

When Neil Armstrong stepped on the Moon and said "That's one small step for man", he was wearing ladies underwear.

In 1963, Muhammad Ali released a stand-up comedy album.

In 1325, in Italy, a war was declared and 2,000 people were killed because of a stolen bucket.

There is a group of chimpanzees in Zambia who wear a blade of grass in their left ear as a fashion statement.

McClain, Isaiah Rashad

for Protégé

;First quarter
*MIN – Rhett Ellison 11-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 10:59. Vikings 7–0. Drive: 8 plays, 80 yards, 4:01.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 20-yard field goal, 1:32. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 6 plays, 39 yards, 2:17.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 38-yard field goal, 10:33. Vikings 13–0. Drive: 8 plays, 48 yards, 4:19.
*OAK – Clive Walford 10-yard pass from David Carr , 5:54. Vikings 13–7. Drive: 9 plays, 68 yards, 4:39.
*OAK – Andre Holmes 34-yard pass from David Carr , 1:52. Raiders 14–13. Drive: 4 plays, 74 yards, 1:29.
*MIN – Cordarrelle Patterson 93-yard kickoff return , 1:39. Vikings 20–14.
;Third quarter
*None.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 34-yard field goal, 3:50. Vikings 23–14. Drive: 10 plays, 63 yards, 5:41.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 80-yard run , 1:50. Vikings 30–14. Drive: 1 play, 80 yards, 0:13.

Silas for Telekom Baskets Bonn in 2015

Angela Rawlings

Geppetto, in a calm manner.

No Such Thing As A Song in the Sound of Musicref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London.|group="fn"

Tally

Aubrey Graham, William Roberts, Dwayne Carter, Jr., N. Cobey, Khaled Khaled, Tyler Williams, Nikhil Seetharam, Noah Shebib

preview

Natalie Cooper

Chris Berman, Trent Dilfer and Lindsay Czarniak

March 2015

Google Play Books on Android Lollipop

Lampang FC

—Imtiaz Ali promoting his film, in an interview with Press Trust of India.

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Isaiah Rashad performing in February 2014

Rose Eleanor Arbuthnot-Leslie

vertical

Japanese singer

ホ・ヨンセン

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St. Louis, Missouri, U.S.

No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood

Port F.C. season

Victoria Coren Mitchell, Harkin, Miller, Murray, and Schreiber

Fabrizio

No Such Thing As A Doorknob in Vancouver

Free agent

Week Fourteen: Minnesota Vikings at Arizona Cardinals – Game summary

Hui Guo

No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
No Such Thing As The Pajama Policeref|This episode was recorded at the North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford.|group="fn"

one

No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues

Khlong Toey horse

Comedy Nights Bachao Title card

Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth and Paul Burmeister

British

Rushing average

If the 2014 version of Godzilla really existed, it would produce 12.9 million gallons of urine a day.

The real Long John Silver – William Ernest Henley, was the father of the real Wendy Darling – Margaret Henley.

The tin foil hat worn by conspiracy theorists to stop the government sending messages into their brains actually has the opposite effect. It amplifies the signal.

Geese sometimes fly upside-down to lose height quickly when they come into land.

Snaidero Udine

Fixed line telephony, broadband, fibre broadband, mobile telephony, telephone systems, Voice over IP (VoIP), leased line, domain names, web hosting, telephone conferencing

_collarblack

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber, Alex Edelman and Greg Jenner
Spain v The Netherlands

Week Four: Minnesota Vikings at Denver Broncos – Game summary

Alex Bell, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

"I'm on One"

No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair of Jeans

manga

허영생 (許永生)

Koji Endo
Bokura Magazine

goldenroosterawards

Michael Krüger

No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle

conference

Ayaka Nagate, Ayaka, Coconuts Musume Ayaka

The One Show Specialref|This episode was recorded at BBC Broadcasting House, London, during a recording of The One Show. The facts discussed on the podcast were connected to the topics discussed on that night's episode of The One Show.|group="fn"

Carlo Collodi

Alexander the Great banned beards in battle to combat beard-pulling.

Psychopaths do not experience contagious yawning as often as non-psychopaths.

The Big Bang was quieter than a Motörhead concert.

Pixar accidentally deleted Toy Story 2 while they were half-way through making it.

Khiti Ghoswami

No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chickenref|This episode was recorded at The Junction in Cambridge.|group="fn"

Tamasha

Sir William Henry Bragg

Anna Ptaszynski

Japanese actor and singer

Scottish actress

on loan from BEC Tero Sasana

Clear,

Gustavo Matamoros

The seventh time park ranger Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning coincided with the 22nd time he fought off a bear with a stick.

In 2015, America's "Hero Dog of the Year Award" was won by a cat.

The earliest known penalty of illegal parking, dating back to Assyria in the 7th century BC, was to be impaled on a stake.

Female corn earworm moths go invisible after sex.

Special 2

TT Podiums

Titans

;Top passers
*STL – Nick Foles – 18/33, 168 yards
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 13/21, 144 yards
;Top rushers
*STL – Todd Gurley – 24 rushes, 89 yards, TD
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 29 rushes, 125 yards, TD
;Top receivers
*STL – Kenny Britt – 3 rec, 87 yards
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 3 rec, 42 yards

Wuttichai Voharnklong

Best Supporting Actor

Freetown

1910 in the environment

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Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Richard Turner
Alex Bell, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

;First quarter
*ARI – Chandler Catanzaro 27-yard field goal, 7:23. Cardinals 3–0. Drive: 14 plays, 71 yards, 7:37.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 9-yard run , 3:57. Vikings 7–3. Drive: 7 play, 80 yards, 3:26.
*ARI – John Brown 65-yard pass from Carson Palmer , 1:43. Cardinals 10–7. Drive: 5 plays, 80 yards, 2:14.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 44-yard field goal, 0:02. Tied 10–10. Drive: 10 plays, 54 yards, 3:42.
;Third quarter
*ARI – Michael Floyd 42-yard pass from Carson Palmer , 8:31. Cardinals 17–10. Drive: 6 plays, 57 yards, 2:49.
;Fourth quarter
*ARI – Chandler Catanzaro 23-yard field goal, 14:55. Cardinals 20–10. Drive: 16 plays, 66 yards, 7:13.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 54-yard field goal, 12:10. Cardinals 20–13. Drive: 8 plays, 28 yards, 2:45.
*MIN – Mike Wallace 7-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 4:55. Tied 20–20. Drive: 11 plays, 88 yards, 5:10.
*ARI – Chandler Catanzaro 47-yard field goal, 1:23. Cardinals 23–20. Drive: 11 plays, 55 yards, 3:32.

The Emerald Chariots

Los Angeles Rams

No Such Thing As Reginald the Red-Nosed Reindeerref|Christmas special recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London.|group="fn"

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 17/30, 187 yards, TD
*CHI – Jay Cutler – 22/33, 211 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 20 rushes, 103 yards
*CHI – Jeremy Langford – 12 rushes, 46 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 6 rec, 95 yards, TD
*CHI – Alshon Jeffery – 10 rec, 116 yards, TD

Anyone Can Do the Heartbreak

for Infernal Affairs

Tamil

Platinum

Chittaurgarh Jn

qld

The backdrop on the upper part of the poster are paintings of historical romance based fictional duos as well as it has Ravana with his ten heads, a face that resembles Hanuman, and another one of Lord Shiva. A jinn, two lovers and a woman in Yogi attire also appear in the art. The digital image shows a man and a woman who are laughing and walking with intertwined arms on an art-wall street. Film title, the names of director, producer, film score composer and the release date appears at the bottom.

The Attractions

COR

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Alex Bell
Jack Burke, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Town

The first ever sandwich that we know about contained wine.

In 2003, three people in Mexico were officially listed as having died of acne.

Amongst the other scientists called Einstein there is M.E. Einstein who came up with a formula for predicting the composition of a pork carcass, and Rosemary Einstein who co-investigated the use of cannabis, alcohol and tobacco on 300 young persons at her university.

The first contact lenses cost as much as a car.

*Owner/Chairman – Zygi Wilf
*Owner/President – Mark Wilf
*Owner/Vice Chairman – Leonard Wilf
*General Manager – Rick Spielman
*Vice President of Football Operations – Rob Brzezinski
*Assistant General Manager – George Paton
*Director of College Scouting – Jamaal Stephenson
*Director of Pro Scouting – Ryan Monnens

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A computer game has been invented that takes more than a lifetime to complete.

2013 was the first year since 1933 where there has been no sighting of the Loch Ness Monster.

The French government forced Madame Tussaud to make models of her friends' decapitated heads.

During the Normandy landings the Allied Forces dropped dogs by parachute onto the battlefield.

Shanghai Sharks

Panasonic Awards 20071st Asian Film Awards2007 Box Office Star of Asia Award46th Sitges Film Festival2013 Best Actor

When he was bored Calvin Coolidge used to ring a bell to summon his bodyguards and then hide from them under the Oval Office desk.

Until 2011 the Sun was only in theory a sphere, but it has since been confirmed that it is actually a sphere.

There are some bird's nests that contain over 100 rooms and are so heavy they cause trees to fall down.

The worst baseball team in South Korea, the Hanwha Eagles, has replaced its supporters with robots.

No Such Thing As A Human Cigarette

Indian Railways

No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel

Minister for Transport

;First quarter
*GB – Mason Crosby 42-yard field goal, 4:49. Packers 3–0. Drive: 13 plays, 56 yards, 5:35.
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph 47-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 3:01. Vikings 6–3. Drive: 4 plays, 64 yards, 1:48.
*GB – Mason Crosby 47-yard field goal, 1:37. Tied 6–6. Drive: 4 plays, 5 yards, 1:24.
;Second quarter
*GB – Mason Crosby 40-yard field goal, 10:17. Packers 9–6. Drive: 6 plays, 45 yards, 2:18.
*GB – Randall Cobb 10-yard pass from Aaron Rodgers , 0:06. Packers 16–6. Drive: 9 plays, 80 yards, 2:13.
;Third quarter
*GB – Mason Crosby 42-yard field goal, 10:13. Packers 19–6. Drive: 12 plays, 61 yards, 4:47.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 6-yard run , 2:37. Packers 19–13. Drive: 4 plays, 63 yards, 2:00.
;Fourth quarter
*GB – James Jones 27-yard pass from Aaron Rodgers , 14:51. Packers 27–13. Drive: 7 plays, 80 yards, 2:46.
*GB – Mason Crosby 52-yard field goal, 4:14. Packers 30–13. Drive: 4 plays, 1 yard, 0:23.

Greek

VV Swalmen

Skopje, Macedonia

Ben Shires

Lampang Stadium

Djibouti–Ambouli International Airport

Bellaire

Singer

Porto Alegre, Brazil

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Freddy Soames

Springboks, Boks, Bokke

PIXEL KARTE

NFC Wild Card Playoffs: #6 Seattle Seahawks at #3 Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Far North Queensland

1918 in the environment

Hŏ Yŏng-saeng

Outstanding Actor in Film

, mostly clear — retractable roof open

No Such Thing As A Touch Of Wormsref|Winter special.|group="fn"

Preseason Week 1: Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

No Such Thing As Diarrhea Driveref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London. In this episode, it was the four favourite facts from the audience rather than the Elves.|group="fn"
No Such Thing As A Randy Rat in Polyester Pants

David Babunski

No Such Thing As A Ghost in Poland

English

Hidehiro Ito

Djibouti airport.jpg

Week Ten: Minnesota Vikings at Oakland Raiders – Game summary

Charles Edward Anderson Berry

No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope
Anne Miller, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber

Actress

No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Controlref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Female

The first man to swim the English Channel, Captain Matthew Webb, later had a show where he floated in a tank for two hours.

The first item sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer. It was bought by a man who collects broken laser pointers.

When Alexander Fleming's neighbours foiled a burglary at his house, as a thank you gift Fleming gave them some mould from the first penicillin.

The earliest known ice cream recipes suggest flavouring with ambergris, which is whale poo.

Roman Reigns won by last eliminating Rusev

No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse

_adidasonwhite

Taxi Stand, Auto Stand

Lau4 Dak1 Waa4

* Ranbir Kapoor
* Deepika Padukone

Sam Rosen, Kirk Morrison and Peter Schrager

Head Coach

The San Francisco Fire Department's ladders are made from wood.

Astronauts do not snore.

In March 1876 it rained mutton-tasting meat in Kentucky.

The Victorians invented a coat which doubled-up as a boat.

Mamata Banerjee

TT Last win

Sanjeev Sharma

Tag team match

_thinorangesides
Nualphan Lamsam

1917 in the environment

Berry helped give life to a subculture ... Even "My Ding-a-Ling", a fourth-grade wee-wee joke that used to mortify true believers at college concerts, permitted a lot of twelve-year-olds new insight into the moribund concept of "dirty" when it hit the airwaves ...

Imperial

London, England

Fort Wayne Mad Ants

Simeon Alexander Jackson

for the Beast Stalker

India Uttar Pradesh

Only 28% of people know when they have been flirted with.

Ancient Sumerian beer was as thick as porridge and was drunk through a straw.

Baby turtles co-ordinate when they are going to hatch from within their eggshells.

Henrik Ibsen's last words were to his nurse. She said to him that she thought Ibsen was getting better, to which Ibsen replied: "On the contrary", and then he died.

Vikings

No Such Thing As A Buff Pandaref|Special release in honour of the podcast being nominated for a Chortle Award.|group="fn"

December 2013

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Simon Rich and Schreiber

Reyes, Louise de los

Côte d'Ivoire

This is a special "Worst Of" episode, consisting of clips removed from the original podcasts.
No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn

Theatrical release poster

Cowboys

Some plastic surgeons operated on a Belgian man to make him look more like Michael Jackson.

The largest Viking ship ever discovered was found when renovating the Roskilde Viking Ship Museum

The tobacco hornworm uses extremely bad halitosis to protect itself.

During this podcast you could have fallen asleep up to five times and not have known about it.

Carol Chu

Mostly cloudy,

on loan from Buriram United

Brazil v Croatia

Quan Ba District

While no individual can be said to have invented rock and roll, Chuck Berry comes the closest of any single figure to being the one who put all the essential pieces together. It was his particular genius to graft country & western guitar licks onto a rhythm & blues chassis in his very first single, "Maybellene."

center

Jill Stein for President

Ambouli, Djibouti

No Such Thing As A Kilt on the Battlefield

;First quarter
*OAK – Latavius Murray 2-yard run , 3:22. Raiders 6–0. Drive: 6 plays, 75 yards, 2:24.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Charles Johnson 10-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 14:14. Tied 6–6. Drive: 8 plays, 60 yards, 4:08.
*OAK – Giorgio Tavecchio 26-yard field goal, 2:07. Raiders 9–6. Drive: 9 plays, 54 yards, 4:18.
*MIN – Chase Ford 4-yard pass from Shaun Hill , 0:08. Vikings 13–9. Drive: 13 plays, 80 yards, 1:59.
;Third quarter
*OAK – Giorgio Tavecchio 37-yard field goal, 5:25. Vikings 13–12. Drive: 7 plays, 10 yards, 2:41.
*MIN – Blake Renaud 1-yard run , 2:42. Vikings 20–12. Drive: 3 plays, 1 yard, 0:49.
;Fourth quarter
*None.

Photo credit Dean Tomlinson, 2006.

Metric

Match of the Day 2

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 32-yard field goal, 0:08. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 8 plays, 40 yards, 3:44.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph 28-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 11:02. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 5 plays, 44 yards, 2:04.
*NYG – Josh Brown 27-yard field goal, 8:22. Vikings 10–3. Drive: 8 plays, 71 yards, 2:40.
*MIN – Harrison Smith 35-yard interception return , 4:00. Vikings 16–3.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 52-yard field goal, 0:04. Vikings 19–3. Drive: 7 plays, 23 yards, 1:01.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 22-yard field goal, 7:35. Vikings 22–3. Drive: 9 plays, 58 yards, 5:06.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 2-yard run , 6:40. Vikings 29–3. Drive: 2 plays, 4 yards, 0:42.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 53-yard field goal, 1:51. Vikings 32–3. Drive: 6 plays, 47 yards, 3:27.
*NYG – Rueben Randle 72-yard pass from Eli Manning , 1:02. Vikings 32–10. Drive: 2 plays, 80 yards, 0:49.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon 7-yard run , 13:31. Vikings 39–10. Drive: 6 plays, 18 yards, 2:31.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 27-yard field goal, 9:34. Vikings 42–10. Drive: 5 plays, 26 yards, 2:44.
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon 68-yard run , 3:36. Vikings 49–10. Drive: 3 plays, 80 yards, 1:43.
*NYG – Myles White 25-yard pass from Ryan Nassib , 1:54. Vikings 49–17. Drive: 6 plays, 77 yards, 1:42.

Plattling–Bayerisch Eisenstein.png

(Hiatus: Nov 2013–July 2015)

Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts and Evan Washburn

Match of the Day

Filipino , English

_3_stripes_green

soundtrack

County

Anisong Chareantham
Chatrat Ketsratikun

THA

In the Night

Tartarus

1936 in the environment

for Running on Karma

l/lucasjo02

Best Actor2003 Running on Karma

Zimbabwe

No Such Thing As A Fish

The Usos defeated The Miz and Damien Mizdow

No Such Thing As A Bassoon in a Football Stadiumref|This episode was a tie-in to the final of the 2014 FIFA World Cup final, and was thus devoted entirely to football.|group="fn"
No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'

Overcast,

true

In 1874 there was a plan to transport dead bodies from all over Europe to Mount Vesuvius and throw them in.

In 2010 an abandoned waste-water treatment plant in Baltimore was found to be home to an estimated 107,000,000 spiders.

According to Vatican City's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, the greatest pop album of all time is Revolver by The Beatles.

For the first fifty years the Ancient Olympic Games the only event was the 200 metres .

T–3rd

for After This Our Exile

T–2nd

Tiger Mask II

Graphical Waterfall

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray, and Schreiber

Rose Leslie

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 34-yard field goal, 10:19. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 8 plays, 30 yards, 3:36.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 6-yard run , 5:24. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 6 plays, 80 yards, 3:32.
*STL – Todd Gurley 1-yard run , 1:09. Vikings 10–6. Drive: 8 plays, 80 yards, 4:15.
;Second quarter
*STL – Greg Zuerlein 61-yard field goal, 10:55. Vikings 10–9. Drive: 6 plays, 22 yards, 2:20.
*STL – Greg Zuerlein 35-yard field goal, 3:23. Rams 12–10. Drive: 12 plays, 57 yards, 5:47.
*STL – Greg Zuerlein 45-yard field goal, 0:00. Rams 15–10. Drive: 8 plays, 58 yards, 1:45.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater 6-yard run , 8:39. Vikings 18–15. Drive: 6 plays, 60 yards, 3:20.
;Fourth quarter
*STL – Greg Zuerlein 53-yard field goal, 0:12. Tied 18–18. Drive: 5 plays, 26 yards, 1:02.
;Overtime
*MIN – Blair Walsh 40-yard field goal, 9:20. Vikings 21–18. Drive: 7 plays, 29 yards, 3:59.

No Such Thing As A Computer in the Oval Office

* The Rugby Championship
* Cape Town Sevens
: World Rugby competitions
* Rugby World Cup
* Rugby World Cup Sevens
* Sevens World Series
* Women's Rugby World Cup
* World Rugby Women's Sevens Series

Honorary Award

Springbok Percy Montgomery weaves his way towards the try-line against Samoa at the 2007 Rugby World Cup

Las Vegas holds an award ceremony for people who make awards, presented by the Awards and Recognition Association.

Napoleon Bonaparte loved roast chicken so much that his household chefs were constantly cooking some in case he decided he wanted any.

IMDb was originally just a list of actresses with beautiful eyes.

The word "fascinate" literary means: "the embodiment of divine phallus".

Chicago Bulls

Ken Ochiai

PTT Rayong

single

Pre-World War II motorcycle Grand Prix results

New York City, New York

Cover of the 2001 re-release of the first manga volume

Australia v Mexicoref|Most of the panel voted for Mexico, but Australian Schreiber, who hosted this episode, mockingly declared that Australia was the winner instead.|group="fn"

Heo Young Saeng's selected performances during his joint Fanmeeting tour in Mexico

Stevens, Floyd C.

_pana1011a

Giants

TAU Cerámica

For Kolkata Dakshin

Lau Tak-wah

Police officer

Sierra Leonean educator

Present

Stevens, Tally

right

No Such Thing as a Pilot Fish
Colombia v Ivory Coast

fec id

Best Actor2001 A Fighter's Blues

Geppetto

Luke, Hannah

Port Football Club

Week Twelve: Minnesota Vikings at Atlanta Falcons – Game summary

Harkin, Greg Jenner, Murray and Ptaszynski

สโมสรฟุตบอลจังหวัดลำปาง

State

Nigeria v Bosnia-Herzegovina

Abel TesfayeAhmad "Belly" BalsheAli PayamiSavan KotechaMax MartinPeter Svensson

Babel II: Beyond Infinity

_3_stripes_white

No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenisref|Christmas special.|group="fn"

Steelers

Alex Bell, Harkin, Molly Oldfield and Schreiber

Grégory Tadé

Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller and Ptaszynski

Performance Power Award

St Louis Rams logo.svg

Cameroon v Chile

Tulsa 66ers

Before going on stage to read A Christmas Carol Charles Dickens had a warm-up routine of drinking a pint of champagne.

Crap Christmas jumpers date back to the Romans.

Male turkeys blush when they see female turkeys.

The composer of the song "Jingle Bells", James Pierpont, also wrote a song called "We Conquer or Die".

Best Actor2003 Infernal Affairs III2011 A Simple Life

Harkin, Mark Mason, Murray and Schreiber
No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sockref|Recorded live from the Hay Literary Festival. All the facts cover literature, except the last one which is about television, "the enemy of literature".|group="fn"

Scharnebeck, West Germany

Isaiah Rashad McClain

Joe Buck, Troy Aikman and Erin Andrews
Partly cloudy,

Swiss cheese is losing its holes.

There is a ski shop in the middle of the Sahara desert.

The world's only firework-boxing match took place in London in 1937.

You have a cell in your brain specifically dedicated to Jennifer Aniston.

Australia

French footballer

August 2015

Aberdeen, Scotland

white

Rose Leslie at The Last Witch Hunter London premiere in 2015

In Peru depictions of the Last Supper show Jesus Christ and the disciples eating a guinea pig.

The Citigroup Center skyscraper has a 400 tonne weight at the top of it to stop it from falling over.

Canadian crime writer Howard Engel lost the ability to read while also not losing the ability to write.

Apple Inc. co-founder Steve Wozniak met his wife via a Dial-A-Joke call.

American football player

Jackson, Simeon

File:St louis rams uniforms12.png

Guitar, vocals

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber

Coach

Harkin, John Mitchinson, Molly Oldfield and Ptaszynski
No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheatref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Chittaurgarh Railway Station,Chittorgarh,Rajasthan,India

1938 in the environment

Penland, North Carolina

Official

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 39-yard field goal, 10:45. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 10 plays, 59 yards, 4:15.
*GB – Mason Crosby 28-yard field goal, 2:02. Tied 3–3. Drive: 15 plays, 70 yards, 8:43.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 32-yard field goal, 2:55. Vikings 6–3. Drive: 8 plays, 43 yards, 3:37.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 3-yard run , 10:32. Vikings 13–3. Drive: 6 plays, 58 yards, 2:55.
*MIN – Captain Munnerlyn 55-yard fumble return , 4:28. Vikings 20–3.
;Fourth quarter
*GB – Richard Rodgers 16-yard pass from Aaron Rodgers , 13:27. Vikings 20–10. Drive: 14 plays, 80 yards, 6:01.
*GB – Mason Crosby 43-yard field goal, 5:35. Vikings 20–13. Drive: 8 plays, 59 yards, 4:25.

TT Wins

1946 in the environment

Štip, Republic of Macedonia

Heo Young-saeng from Life album promotional poster

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 20/28, 174 yards
*ATL – Matt Ryan – 22/31, 230 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 29 rushes, 158 yards, 2 TD
*ATL – Tevin Coleman – 18 rushes, 110 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph – 7 rec, 53 yards
*ATL – Jacob Tamme – 5 rec, 69 yards

* The Greatest Show on Turf

Itaru Era

Koko the gorilla, who knows sign language, has owned and cared for three pet cats during her lifetime.

According to yeti experts it is easier to escape from a female yeti than a male yeti, because females have such long dangling breasts, so before they can chase a human they need to chuck them over their shoulders, otherwise they might trip over them.

The Kama Sutra suggests 64 arts to practice alongside sex including solving word puzzles and teaching birds how to talk.

There are more than 15 trillion tonnes of water above the Earth at any given moment.

Art by: Phil Jimenez

WAC Coach of the Year

;First quarter
*TEN – Harry Douglas 59-yard pass from Marcus Mariota , 13:28. Titans 7–0. 4 plays, 79 yards, 1:32.
*TEN – Rico Richardson 3-yard pass from Zach Mettenberger , 7:32. Titans 14–0. 7 plays, 20 yards, 3:53.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 33-yard field goal, 0:19. Titans 14–3. 12 plays, 65 yards, 2:26.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Dominique Williams 14-yard pass from Taylor Heinicke , 11:20. Titans 14–10. 8 plays, 80 yards, 3:40.
*TEN – Ryan Succop 40-yard field goal, 2:30. Titans 17–10. 4 plays, −11 yards, 1:00.
;Fourth quarter
*TEN – Phillip Supernaw 1-yard pass from Alex Tanney , 8:05. Titans 24–10. 12 plays, 94 yards, 7:01.
*MIN – Stefon Diggs 7-yard pass from Taylor Heinicke , 3:54. Titans 24–17. 4 plays, 26 yards, 1:04.

No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brownref|This episode featured tracks to Emperor Yes's album An Island Called Earth, including the entire song "Monkey King".|group="fn"

Asia Pacific Most Popular Hong Kong Male Artist

No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy

Donna Deitch

Vikings seasons

Tommy

papanko01

Two people in Sydney every week get bitten by ticks and shortly afterwards become allergic to meat for the rest of their lives.

The Millennium bug is going to hit in 2038.

Buckminster Fuller's complete diaries take over 18 metres of shelf space.

Australian scientists have recently named a new discovered species of fish: "blue bastard".

Promotional poster featuring Brock Lesnar, John Cena, Seth Rollins and other wrestlers.

;1st quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 22-yard field goal, 1:01. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 10 plays, 25 yards, 5:52.
;2nd quarter
*None.
;3rd quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 43-yard field goal, 7:04. Vikings 6–0. Drive: 5 plays, 28 yards, 2:45.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 47-yard field goal, 0:02. Vikings 9–0. Drive: 8 plays, 19 yards, 4:39.
;4th quarter
*SEA – Doug Baldwin 3-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 11:37. Vikings 9–7. Drive: 7 plays, 80 yards, 3:25.
*SEA – Steven Hauschka 46-yard field goal, 8:04. Seahawks 10–9. Drive: 7 plays, 12 yards, 2:33.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 27-yard field goal, 0:30. Vikings 12-9. '''Drive: 6 plays, 59 yards,2:00

PAT

Rayong, Thailand

Sudarsan Ghosh Dastidar

National Health Service of the United Kingdom

Djibouti-Ambouli International Airport Onyshchenko.jpg

rugby union

John Desmond Bernal

footballer

Lucas with the Raptors in March 2013

U.S.

Chiangmai FC

DE Everson Griffen

Port FC

Madan Mitra

Hannah Benka-Coker

1911 in the environment

No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bulletref|This episode was recorded at the North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford.|group="fn"
Iran v Argentina v Ecuador

for Inner Senses

Dhaura Tanda

Adisorn Daeng-rueng

Terry McAulay

Nirut Kumsawad

TT First win

Jim Nantz, Phil Simms and Tracy Wolfson

Alex Bell, Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

AP All-pros

Geppetto carving Pinocchio.

Klong Toei, Bangkok, Thailand

→ AC Horsens

During the Miracle of 1511 the people of Brussels protested against the government by filling the city with dozens of pornographic snowmen.

Harris hawks stand on each others shoulders to get a better view.

Pope Innocent VIII was given the nickname "The Honest" because he was the first pope to acknowledge that he had illegitimate children.

Spanish construction workers recently accidentally destroyed a 6,000-year-old neolithic tomb that looked like a picnic table and replaced it with a new and better-looking picnic table.

LÄNGE

Chuck Berry

Cardinals

Somebody's Always Saying Goodbye

Ngau Wah

;First quarter
*DEN – Brandon McManus 33-yard field goal, 8:16. Broncos 3–0. Drive: 7 plays, 48 yards, 3:05.
;Second quarter
*DEN – Ronnie Hillman 72-yard run , 11:24. Broncos 10–0. Drive: 1 play, 72 yards, 0:11.
*DEN – Brandon McManus 47-yard field goal, 5:57. Broncos 13–0. Drive: 6 plays, 28 yards, 3:47.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 38-yard field goal, 1:39. Broncos 13–3. Drive: 13 plays, 60 yards, 4:18.
*MIN – Mike Wallace 4-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 0:12. Broncos 13–10. Drive: 2 plays, 27 yards, 0:11.
;Third quarter
*DEN – Owen Daniels 1-yard pass from Peyton Manning , 11:10. Broncos 20–10. Drive: 8 plays, 80 yards, 3:50.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 48-yard run , 10:01. Broncos 20–17. Drive: 9 plays, 97 yards, 4:48.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 33-yard field goal, 5:11. Tied 20–20. Drive: 7 plays, 38 yards, 3:56.
*DEN – Brandon McManus 39-yard field goal, 1:51. Broncos 23–20. Drive: 9 plays, 55 yards, 3:20.

Charles Moffatt

Rathin Sarkar

Irish motorcycle rider

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray and Ptaszynski

Luiz Adriano de Souza da Silva

Cleaner fish can cheat their bosses, and their bosses can punish them.

Al Qaeda's job application form has a question asking who should be contacted in the event that the applicant becomes a martyr.

The single biggest expense for the computer game Lego Universe was to hire human moderators to make sure people were not making Lego penises.

Jack Horner, the man who inspired the main character in Jurassic Park, is now building a chickenosaurus.

Varies

Week Nine: St. Louis Rams at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Heo, Young Saeng

No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup

Bill Vinovich

Wongsakorn Tuaythong

kostas_papanikolaou

Woods, Stanley

1943 in the environment

No Such Thing As A Sad High Fiveref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

La Fata dai Capelli Turchini, as illustrated by C.Chiostri

Wonder Woman #90

1915 in the environment

_thinwhiteborder

"Gonna Be a Fight Tonight" by Danko Jones

Broncos

Naronrit Samonpan
BRA

Lau Wah

No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus

Google Play Books

Watson, Benjamin

The world's only Cornish pasty museum is in Mexico.

20% of people wake up wearing fewer clothes than they went to bed with.

There are people who mine for jeans.

Jesus Christ had a monobrow.

Seal of Allegheny County, Pennsylvania.svg

;Top passers
*TB – Jameis Winston – 9/19, 131 yards
*MIN – Shaun Hill – 8/9, 104 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
*TB – Bobby Rainey – 5 rushes, 20 yards
*MIN – Dominique Williams – 6 rushes, 44 yards
;Top receivers
*TB – Louis Murphy – 4 rec, 54 yards
*MIN – Adam Thielen – 2 rec, 54 yards, TD

on loan from Bangkok United

SVC 2000

Babiru Ni-Sei

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 24-yard field goal, 1:15. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 4 plays, 7 yards, 1:31.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 2-yard run , 9:05. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 11 plays, 67 yards, 5:39.
*SD – Keenan Allen 34-yard pass from Philip Rivers , 1:17. Vikings 10–7. Drive: 9 plays, 90 yards, 2:17.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 43-yard run , 12:32. Vikings 17–7. Drive: 1 play, 43 yards, 0:12.
*MIN – Zach Line 1-yard run , 2:42. Vikings 24–7. Drive: 16 plays, 86 yards, 7:19.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Chad Greenway 91-yard interception return , 13:57. Vikings 31–7.
*SD – Keenan Allen 19-yard pass from Kellen Clemens , 0:32. Vikings 31–14. Drive: 14 plays, 89 yards, 8:05.

* 2× Euroleague champion
* Greek Youth All-Star Game MVP
* 2× Greek League Best Young Player
* Euroleague Rising Star
* Greek League champion
* Spanish League champion
* FIBA Europe Under-20 Championship MVP

Kannada

subdivdab

"Are You Still in Love with Me"

Stanley Woods

*FedEx Ground Player of the Week
*2015 Bleacher Report NFL All-Rookie Team
*Second Rams rookie to rush for 1,000 yards and 10 Touchdowns
;College
* 2014 Belk Bowl Champion
* 2014 Gator Bowl appearance
* 2013 Capital One Bowl Champion
* 2012 SEC Championship Game appearance
* Second-team All-SEC
* Freshman All-American
;High school
* North Carolina HS Player of the Year

The QI Elves

Chittaurgarh Railway Station, Chittorgarh, Rajasthan, India

Hall of Fame Game: Minnesota Vikings vs. Pittsburgh Steelers – Game summary

Saran rangkhasiri

Luiz Adriano

UP-25

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 46-yard field goal, 11:59. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 7 plays, 54 yards, 3:01
*MIN – Zach Line 1-yard run , 4:07 Vikings 9–0. Drive: 5 plays, 38 yards, 2:11
*TB – Patrick Murray 32-yard field goal, 0:36. Vikings 9–3. Drive: 9 plays, 64 yards, 3:31
;Second quarter
*MIN – Cordarrelle Patterson 21-yard pass from Shaun Hill , 11:44. Vikings 16–3. Drive: 3 plays, 23 yards, 0:53
*MIN – Adam Thielen 15-yard pass from Shaun Hill , 3:45. Vikings 23–3. Drive: 4 plays, 34 yards, 2:06
*TB – Jameis Winston 8-yard run , 1:04. Vikings 23–9. Drive 9 plays, 76 yards, 2:41
;Third quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 42-yard field goal, 13:05. Vikings 26–9. Drive 4 plays, −1 yards, 0:40
*TB – Mike James 3-yard run , 7:56. Vikings 26–16. Drive: 7 plays, 31 yards, 2:19
;Fourth quarter
*None.

ASPIRE Academy

Sunny,

Sikha Mitra

The 2012 law prohibiting nudity in San Francisco was proposed by a politician named Scott Wiener.

Charles Darwin's grandfather, Erasmus Darwin, got so large that he could not sit at his dinner table any more. Rather than exercising or dieting, he cut a semi-circle in his dining table so he could fit his stomach in.

Spotify's random function is not random.

The animal kingdom forgot how to have sex for 40 million years.

DJ Khaled featuring Drake, Rick Ross and Lil Wayne

Babunski, David

*Singer

No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum

The total number of hours spent by people watching The One Show this year is the same as the total number of hours that have passed since humans left Africa.

The largest object ever discovered is a hole: the supervoid.

In 2012 a kestrel was arrested in Turkey on suspicion of spying.

The phrase "van man" pre-dates the invention of the van.

Rushing attempts

No Such Thing As Domesticated Furnitureref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Morocco

Special 1

1912 in the environment

Royal Rumble

NHS Pathways

No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot
No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk

TCF Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Liú Déhuá
Vocals

Week Sixteen: New York Giants at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Triple Threat match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Bananas emit antimatter.

Slovenia's largest lake, Lake Cerknica, disappears every year.

Half the world's saigas have died in the previous month and no-one knows why.

Barbra Streisand had a shopping mall built for her sole use under her house.

chairman

Lampang Football Club

Belgium v Algeria

film

No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Hauntingref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, London.|group="fn"

In 1903, a man called W. Reginald Bray posted himself.

The world's oldest ham has just celebrated its 112th birthday.

Orangutans like playing with iPads, but gorillas do not.

In the 1888 edition of Encyclopædia Britannica the entry for Wales reads: "See England".

No Such Thing As A Bulge in Ken's Groin

Adriano playing for Brazil in 2014

Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth and Michele Tafoya

Gibson ES-350

;Top passers
*GB – Aaron Rodgers – 28/44, 291 yards, TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 10/19, 99 yards
;Top rushers
*GB – Eddie Lacy – 13 rushes, 34 yds
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 19 rushes, 67 yds, TD
;Top receivers
*GB – James Jones – 4 rec, 102 yards
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon – 3 rec, 33 yards

ปตท.ระยอง

Male

United States v Russiaref|This match was declared a draw, so both teams went into the next round.|group="fn"

Iranian footballer

*Head Athletic Trainer – Eric Sugarman
*Head Strength and Conditioning – Evan Marcus
*Assistant Strength and Conditioning – Jeff Hurd
*Assistant Strength and Conditioning – Chaz Mahle

Schulman, Norm

Simeon Jackson

No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam
Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber, Helen Zaltzman

Chipping Norton, London and Manchester

to TTM

Norm Schulman

Santa Cruz Warriors

เชียงใหม่ เอฟซี

;Top passers
*SD – Philip Rivers – 21/34, 246 yards, TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 13/24, 121 yards
;Top rushers
*SD – Melvin Gordon – 14 rushes, 51 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 20 rushes, 126 yards, 2 TD
;Top receivers
*SD – Keenan Allen – 12 rec, 133 yards, 2 TD
*MIN – Mike Wallace – 3 rec, 49 yards

Ronaldo Inácio Junior

Spacetime tells matter how to move; matter tells spacetime how to curve.

No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath

Professional soccer player

Kolkata Delhi

"Anyone Can Do the Heartbreak"

Harkin, Murray, Molly Oldfield and Marc Abrahams

Akash Audio

;First quarter
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph 5-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 10:25. Vikings 7–0. Drive: 11 plays, 75 yards, 4:35.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater 1-yard run , 14:26. Vikings 14–0. Drive: 7 plays, 50 yards, 2:58.
*DET – Matt Prater 26-yard field goal, 7:12. Vikings 14–3. Drive: 14 plays, 72 yards, 7:14.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 28-yard field goal, 2:32. Vikings 17–3. Drive: 9 plays, 70 yards, 4:40.
*DET – Calvin Johnson 11-yard pass from Matthew Stafford , 0:34. Vikings 17–10. Drive: 8 plays, 73 yards, 1:58.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Zach Line 1-yard run , 8:54. Vikings 23–10. Drive: 6 plays, 34 yards, 2:31.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 23-yard field goal, 6:20. Vikings 26–10. Drive: 10 plays, 34 yards, 5:46.
*DET – Eric Ebron 12-yard pass from Matthew Stafford , 1:48. Vikings 26–16. Drive: 18 plays, 82 yards, 4:32.

No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer
No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg

for In the Mood for Love

ACPD

ホ・ヨンセン (Japanese)

Week Two: Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

No Such Thing As An Egg and Cress Portsmouth

*CBA All-Star
*NBA D-League champion
*NBA D-League Second Team
*Third-team All-American – AP
*2x First-team All-Big 12
*Big 12 All-Freshman Team

vacant

Rochester Razorsharks

;text-align:center;

_wigan1213t

1944 in the environment

Irish

for 2046

Alex Bell, Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber

Preseason Week 3: Minnesota Vikings at Dallas Cowboys – Game summary

Harkin, John Lloyd, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Millennium Blue, New Century Gold, White

Week Fifteen: Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Norm

He is the father of William Lawrence Bragg. Father and son jointly won the Nobel Prize.

* Super Rugby
* Currie Cup
* Vodacom Cup
* Varsity Cup
* SARU Gold Cup
* Craven Week

Country

Grace, Lou

Indian politician

Isaiah Rashad

Adana in Alakdana, Elize in One True Love, Marilyn in Mundo Mo'y Akin

Harkin, Miller, Ptaszynski and Schreiber
No Such Thing As The Middle Ages

Aleksandar Stankov in April 2013

According to the diary of the first chief of MI6, Mansfield Smith-Cumming, this is how the first day went: "Went to the office. Saw no-one, nor was there anything to do there."

There is a distillery in Kentucky that claims that playing Bruce Springsteen to the whiskey improves the ageing process.

There is a statue of Nikola Tesla in Silicon Valley that radiates free wi-fi.

A third of people in Britain have almost written nothing by hand in the last six months.

Chittaurgarh Junction railway station

According to a 2011 YouGov survey 27% of Britons neither love or hate Marmite.

The Knights of the Round Table included Lancelot, Gawain, Galahad and Gareth.

The Ministry of Defence owns 15 golf courses.

The rise in the use of female contraceptive pills is causing fish to become too effeminate.

No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong

_vneckred

Musician, singer, songwriter

No Such Thing As A Snake in My Pie

If you got into an argument in 18th century Abyssinia you could resolve it by, "blaming everything on the camel".

In Ancient Greece they used to play with yo-yos.

Most honey bee hives in the USA live on flatbed trucks.

The Sacramento Police Department get at least one phone call a week from people stuck in the world's largest corn maze.

Alex Edelman, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

for Beast Cops
& Leslie Cheung

1947 in the environment

Japan

1937 in the environment

The first known football chant was composed by Edward Elgar.

Eric Cantona was raised in a cave.

In the first World Cup final, Uruguay and Argentina could not agree on the size of the ball to use, so they used Argentina's small ball in the first half and Uruguay's big ball in the second. After half time Argentina were 2–1 up, but by the end Uruguay won 4–2.

FIFA has more members than the United Nations.

DJ Khaled

Week Thirteen: Seattle Seahawks at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

9.98 MB

Kruger, Michael

Taigā Masuku

James Harkin
Uruguay v Costa Rica

Firefighters use wetter water than most people.

Plants have their own internet made of fungi.

In 1710 the boys of Winchester College rioted over insufficient beer rations.

The first man to discover the clitoris was Colombo.

Over 100 people used to watch Louis XIV of France getting dressed every morning.

There is an original Picasso that no-one will ever see because it was eaten by his dog.

During World War II the US Navy diving manual contained detailed instructions for what to do if you were eaten by a giant clam.

A "hundred" used to be 120.

"It Ain't Over Til It's Over"

Udonpan Jantaraviroj

*Head Coach – Mike Zimmer

The World Record for the most kicks to one's own head is 127 in a minute.

There is a bear in the Pyrenees which is facing castration because he has fathered nearly all the other bears in the area.

Poland's only official ghost hunter thinks that ghosts have given up on haunting humans.

Nuclear fallout from the Cold War is being used to solve murders.

"riaa"

Ratlam

;Top passers
*PIT – Landry Jones – 16/32, 135 yards
*MIN – Mike Kafka – 7/10, 66 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*PIT – Dri Archer – 4 rushes, 24 yards
*MIN – Matt Asiata – 6 rushes, 30 yards
;Top receivers
*PIT – Shakim Phillips – 2 rec, 43 yards
*MIN – MyCole Pruitt – 4 rec, 51 yards, TD

Most Popular Male Artist

Tandvi/ Tandawala

vocabulary needs to be explained: diffeomorphism, Hamiltonian, Dirac observables, perennials, partial observables. Need to illustrate with example

Filipina actress and model

Sports

a.rawlings, a rawlings

No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter

Skopje, Republic of Macedonia

for Running Out of Time

American rapper

Week Eleven: Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

N/A

Rats that wear polyester trousers cannot get erections.

During World War I entertainments for the troops included organised pillow fights, wheelbarrow races and wrestling on the backs of mules.

The atmosphere of Venus is so hot that if you took a pizza out of a freezer there it would cook in three seconds.

In Iceland there is a phone app that tells you if you are related to the person who you are (contemplating) having sex with.

Stan Kroenke

There is only a 1 in 800,000 chance of nobody will cough during the recording of this podcast.

The Colosseum has recently banned centurions.

From 1978 to 1991 tens of thousands of chicken heads were dropped from helicopters over Switzerland.

In 2015 a ten-year study concluded that punching glass is very dangerous.

* Busch Memorial Stadium
* Edward Jones Dome
: formerly known as Trans World Dome and the Dome at America's Center

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray and Schreiber

non_performing_personnel

Pinocchio

BILDPFAD KARTE

No Such Thing As Pee-Bayref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Gustavo Matamoros, composer-sound artist

Ngau Wah ()

Super audio release poster

Nagar Panchayat

Capitol 44053

Unknown

Oakley, Utah

Headquartered in Earth City, Missouri

1928 in the environment

20th-century droughts

Orvault Sports

No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew

Kevin Burkhardt, John Lynch and Pam Oliver

Gibson ES-355

tamasha

;Top passers
*NYG – Eli Manning – 15/29, 234 yards, TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 15/25, 168 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*NYG – Rashad Jennings – 14 rushes, 74 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 22 rushes, 104 yards, TD
;Top receivers
*NYG – Rueben Randle – 2 rec, 80 yards, TD
*MIN – Jarius Wright – 3 rec, 57 yards

Trikala, Greece

No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato

* NFC West: 1999, 2001, 2003

No Such Thing As A Game of King's Footsie

* New England Patriots
* Cleveland Browns
* New Orleans Saints

1922 in the environment

Geons, Black Holes, and Quantum Foam, p. 235

Andrew Hunter Murray

Baltimore, Maryland, USA

Passengers

Boys to Men Academy

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Chiefs

Yoshihiro Yamamoto

inline,title

1920 in the environment

Singles

Turquoise/Black (Not official)

Leslie, Rose

Composer, Sound Artist, Professor

It was fashionable in New York City at the end of 19th century for women to wear live lizards as brooches.

Codebreaker Alan Turing lost his buried treasure when he could not crack his own code.

In 2011, the largest sperm bank in the world stopped accepting sperm from redheads.

The English language has more words borrowed from the Hawaiian language than it does from the Welsh language.

Norfolk, Virginia

The Fairy with Turquoise Hair

Rushing yards

The route for the Hong Kong ultramarathon is to run up and down the same stretch of road 25 times.

The metre is wrong. It is 0.16mm out.

St Andrews Aquarium currently has three meerkats called Churchill, Admiral and Sheilas' Wheels. The also had two other meerkats called Aviva and Direct Line, but these have since died.

The only ancient Egyptian socks that we know of all belonged to Tutankhamun. Also, he wore sandals, so he may have worn socks in sandals.

(Physician)

Tam Son

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 25/36, 335 yards, TD
*ARI – Carson Palmer – 25/35, 310 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 23 rushes, 69 yards, TD
*ARI – David Johnson – 19 rushes, 92 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph – 6 rec, 67 yards
*ARI – Michael Floyd – 5 rec, 102 yards, TD

No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
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, partly cloudy

intl list

secondary hub

No Such Thing As A 164 Foot Tall Gorilla-Whale

Artemis of Bana-Mighdall

Rams

Receptions

Official film poster

South Africa

Tropical North Queensland

UTC + 7

super

バビル2世

Varies by country

My Most Memorable Male Leading Role1983 The Return of the Condor Heroes

Art, performance, video, writing

Czech deer still avoid crossing the Iron Curtain.

If every car in Monaco decided to go for a drive at the same time, they would not fit on the roads.

Centralia, Pennsylvania has been on fire since 1962.

The first recorded traffic casualty was a Roman pig that was run over by a chariot carrying an ornamental phallus.

Allegheny

;First quarter
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 1-yard run , 3:42. Vikings 7–0. Drive: 13 plays, 78 yards, 6:30.
;Second quarter
*ATL – Shayne Graham 31-yard field goal, 6:13. Vikings 7–3. Drive: 15 plays, 67 yards, 8:03.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 29-yard field goal, 1:49. Vikings 10–3. Drive: 10 plays, 69 yards, 6:10.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 39-yard field goal, 6:24. Vikings 13–3. Drive: 14 plays, 67 yards, 8:26.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 35-yard run , 4:15. Vikings 20–3. Drive: 3 plays, 40 yards, 0:19.
*ATL – Nick Williams 1–yd pass from Matt Ryan , 1:28. Vikings 20–10. Drive: 9 plays, 80 yards, 2:47.

Germany v Portugal

1930 in the environment

Houston Rockets

St.louis rams textlogo.png

In the 17th century there was a prophet called Dorothy Harling who would cure you of your sins by urinating on the offending body part.

Despite the fact that homosexuality is illegal in South Sudan a woman can have a female husband and a child can have a female father.

Tommy Flowers, the designer of the Colossus computer, discovered that the way to prevent the valves from blowing up was not turning it off and on again.

Botanists in Kew Gardens checked a £1.29 bag of supermarket mushrooms and found three species of mushroom previously unknown to science.

Week Eight: Minnesota Vikings at Chicago Bears – Game summary

Receiving touchdowns

No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotelref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Atomium, Brussels, Belgium.|group="fn"

Michael Welles Schock

on loan from Muangthong United

Played indoors

Chuck Berry in 1957

Wide slumber for lepidopterists, Gibber

Before trains had corridors guards had to climb along the outside of the carriage to check your ticket.

The names given by Ernest Shackleton to his dogs included Slippery, Slobbers, Satan, Painful, Swanker, Bomber and Bob.

According to a recent theory, Stonehenge was built as a part of a team building exercise.

Utah has a 106 acre forest that is made out of one tree, Pando.

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

JIB

live film

TT Contested

Painting and Sculpture