Dorset Yeomanry at regiments.org by T.F.Mills

Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer
Joey finds out Alex is in love with him. Joey throws a Christmas party.

Bishopscourt, Margaretting, near Ingatestone, Essex

Paul and Janice ; Maya Alexandria and Victor Mikhael

Joey has to deal with an unruly child actor on the set of his new movie. In order to discipline him, Joey spanks him. Gina helps Alex meet a guy so she can get over Joey. Guest stars John Larroquette as Benjamin Lockwood.

Mount Wilson is the peak in the far left background of this photo.

Električni Orgazam performing at the Jelen Pivo Live festival in 2008

Venezuelan composer, singer, writer, caricaturist and actress

"We seemed to take an immediate liking to each other. I realised that this man [Gardner] was no time-wasting pretender to occult knowledge. He was something different from the kind of people I had met in esoteric gatherings before. One felt that he had seen far horizons and encountered strange things; and yet there was a sense of humour about him and a youthfulness, in spite of his silver hair."

Jugoton, PGP-RTB, PGP-RTS, B92, City Records, Automatik, Mascom

Joey's stuntman shadows him to learn his mannerisms. Abby, the script supervisor at the movie set, who nags Joey to memorize his lines, dates Michael which annoys Joey. A photo of Joey and Alex appears in US Magazine, and Alex freaks out after Joey lets her tell the magazine what their relationship status is. Guest stars Dan Cortese as Chuck.
Joey is nominated for a Daytime Soap Award, and he is also presenting an award but ends up announcing the wrong name. He brings Gina, who is uncomfortable because she is forced by Joey to dressed unlike herself. Guest stars Julia Duffy as Kimberly.

Charles Evans Cemetery, Reading, Pennsylvania

Cap badge of the Queen's Own Dorset Yeomanry

At a press conference for Deep Powder, Joey accidentally reveals a plot twist leading him to believe his character will get killed off in the first episode. Meanwhile, when the California heat makes it hard for Joey to get in the holiday spirit, Gina, Michael, and Alex decorate Joey's apartment for Christmas. Guest stars Lucy Liu as Lauren and Colby Donaldson as Gunnar.

Chilean lawyer, diplomat and businessman

The Leaper Between: An Historical Study of the Toad-bone Amulet; its forms, functions, and praxes in popular magic

Joey and Alex play poker, but Alex lets Joey win so he'll continue to play with her. Because of this, he decides to play in Celebrity Poker Showdown. Zach tries to get Joey to donate to a children's rec center.

The "Manchester United Experience" in Macau

Alberto Korda taking a picture of Che Guevara, with arms linked to his wife Aleida March.

A graph of the 2011 United States tornado count

List of Monogatari episodes#Koyomimonogatari

When Joey plans to teach Michael how to pick up women, Gina invites herself along, even though the guys don't want her to come. Joey finds out that Alex is the one who has been placing complaint notes about everything he does and that everyone hates her because of this.

Judge of the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia

"An Unsolved Problem of Psychic Research", an example of Valiente's poetry.

High point of Dolores County, Colorado, United States

Rocky Mountain National Park and Boulder County, Colorado, U.S.

Joey hires an assistant named Glenn , who turns out to be perfect. However, after he starts dating Gina, things start to go downhill. Meanwhile, Alex holds a mediation between Michael and his friend Seth over a patent dispute.
Joey dates a famous actress Edie but doesn't know she only needs him as a beard. Jimmy moves in with Gina.
Joey and Zach direct a musical starring Gloria, Joey's girlfriend's grandmother. Alex writes a letter to Joey as a way to vent her anger, but Joey reads it and thinks it's about Eric. Bobbie's mother wants a part in the musical.
Joey thinks about buying a new house because of the amount of money he is making from his new movie. After helping Bobbie with anger management, Alex learns that she too has anger because of her relationship with Joey.
Joey's feelings for Alex grow stronger. Dean throws a party for Alex's 30th birthday and plans to propose. Meanwhile, Gina and Jimmy decide to get tattoos together.
An actor named Brian Michael David Scott repeatedly tricks Joey into missing auditions. When Michael gets sick, Gina moves into Joey's place to take care of him, and Joey moves to Gina's place to get away from them. However, when staying at Gina's, her secret boyfriend mistakes Joey for her, and snuggles up to him.

Petar i Zli Vuci, Idoli, Šarlo Akrobata, Grupa I, Siluete, Riblja Čorba, Bezobrazno Zeleno, Pasta ZZ, Katarina II, Du-Du-A, Rimtutituki, Revolveri, Babe, Vlada Divljan & Old Stars Band

Joey follows a girl into an English as a second language class. After losing a client for Bobbie, Gina tries to sign Joey's costar Benjamin Lockwood, which irritates Joey.

Wilson Peak and San Miguel Mountains.jpg

List of Monogatari episodes#Hanamonogatari

Caricature of Watson by Robert Dighton, 1803

When Joey gets the job of understudying in three different plays, it leaves him in a tight spot when all three main actors call in sick. Meanwhile, there is a vacant apartment in the complex, and Joey, Michael, and Alex try to hide it from Gina.

Clerk of the Vermont House of Representatives

Joey starts to date his new, hot next-door neighbor Sara , but Joey forgets to cancel his backup date on the same day. Eric is back for the first time in two months but Alex and he have problems after being apart for so long.

List of Monogatari episodes#Monogatari Series Second Season

Valiente at a Wiccan altar at Brighton in 1962

Swiss politician and founding director of the UPU.

Joey and Michael plan a party, with the hopes that Joey makes a new friend. Michael's college rival announces he'll be showing up with his girlfriend, Michael tries to compete by enlisting the help of Alex to play his fake girlfriend. Guest star:Jayma Mays as Molly and Simon Helberg as Seth.

List of Monogatari episodes#Owarimonogatari

Andrés de Jesús María y José Bello López

Joey appears on Inside the Actors Studio. There, Alex learns how badly Joey has treated some women in the past and is unsure if she wants to go out with Joey. Joey and Jimmy sign up for a clinical trial for testing new medicine so Jimmy can afford a ring to propose to Gina.

Review of Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh, the Allan Sherman Musical Revue

Joey's movie is getting great reviews except one critic gives it a 0%. The critic turns out to be an 11-year-old girl. Joey starts his own production company and hires Jimmy, but things do not go well. Alex breaks up with Dean but needs Joey to be her friend.
Joey brings Gina, Michael, and Alex to the premiere of Deep Powder. Gina's date is Lauren's ex-boyfriend and Alex's is a lesbian. Michael must decide between a girl and Star Trek actor , and Joey kisses Lauren. Guest stars Lucy Liu as Lauren and Colby Donaldson as Gunnar.
Joey tries to plan the perfect week for Donna, so she will choose him over her husband, who is attempting to reconcile with her. Alex discovers that she can get free stuff because she is a "hot girl".
Joey freaks out after asking Sara to move in with him. Alex doesn't know how to act on her first date after her divorce. Bobbie gives Michael tickets to a Star Wars preview but shows up as well, which leads Gina to confront Bobbie about her behavior around Michael.
Alex tells Joey that her husband may be threatened by him. When Joey finally meets Alex's husband, Eric, he is stunned when Eric is not threatened by him. Joey decides to donate his savings to Gina so that she can open up her own salon, but she has second thoughts.

No battle honours were awarded. It is tradition within artillery units that the Regiment's guns represent its colours and battle honours.

Joey's sexual relationship with Alex is great, but he wants a deeper connection. Michael meets a woman online named sexysteve87. After Gina accepts Jimmy's proposal, she learns he is already married.

the philosophy department at the University of Utah

Portrait of Erastus Corning by Mathew Brady, ca. 1860

Despite Gina spending a lot of time planning Thanksgiving dinner, Joey decides to go to his bachelor neighbor Dean's party instead. Joey find ancient Native American artifacts in his backyard and accidentally gives them away.

Comedy writer, television producer, singer, actor

Mary A. Kinney d. 1842, Adelia Judson Olley

French chef, restaurateur, and culinary writer

Gina's high school friend Donna, who Joey used to have a huge crush on, visits. Joey promises Gina he won't do anything with Donna, who is getting a divorce, but cannot resist. Michael learns he used to be a great baseball player when he was younger.

Professor of Pediatrics at UC San Diego School of Medicine

Even though Joey and Sara agreed to see other people, Joey realizes he cares too much about her. Alex and Eric separate, leading Eric to move into the apartment next door. Alex sees Eric with another woman and spies on him. Gina wants to break up with Glenn and tells him the reason is because Michael doesn't like him, causing Glenn to try to become closer with him.

Agapkin's "Farewell of Slavianka" performed by theUnited States Coast Guard Band

Joey gets a job as a celebrity judge for the Miss Southwestern U.S.A. pageant in Las Vegas. There, Joey sleeps with a woman, not realizing she is a contestant, while Alex goes to a Celine Dion concert and Michael teaches Gina how to count cards. Guest stars Steven Schirripa as the Pit Boss and Bob Saget as himself.

Anthony reviewing The Pains of Being Pure at Heart's latest release, Belong.

Bust of Thays, Buenos Aires Botanical Garden

After Gina teaches Alex how to make lasagna, Joey and Michael are forced to partake in a taste test. Joey's relationship with his costar Katie gets him in trouble with the executive producer. Guest stars Lucy Liu as Lauren.

God Defend New Zealand, in an instrumental version performed by the US Navy Band

Cottrell at a confirmation service in Old Windsor, September 2007

After Alex gets really excited about planning the wedding, Joey thinks she wants to get married. However, it turns out she doesn't want to get married ever. Michael thinks he's the best man even though Jimmy asked Joey. Jimmy and Gina both get cold feet right before the wedding.

Mosquito Range, Highest summit of the Tenmile Range

List of Monogatari episodes#Tsukimonogatari

Joey tries to prevent a woman from releasing a sex tape of him. Gina discovers Bobbie has no plans for her 40th birthday.

Appletons' Ercilla y Zúñiga Alonso de signature.png

To woo a girl in his book club, Michael assigns a romantic novel to the group. However, when he tries to make his move, he finds out that she is already in love with Joey. Gina makes a deal with Alex in order to get more work.

Khanyan, Bengal Presidency, British India

featuring FrankJavCee, John Sakars, and 3Pac

Cover of the first light novel titled Bakemonogatari, featuring Hitagi Senjōgahara

Founder of the first public school for the deaf

Clear Creek and Summit counties, Colorado, United States

Joey's sister Mary Theresa comes to visit, who Gina dislikes. When Mary Theresa discovers her engagement ring is fake, she decides to call off her wedding and stay in LA, causing Joey and Gina to try to find a way to get her to move back to New York. Meanwhile, Michael is oblivious that a girl likes him.

Vintage Black and White photo of a bearded man with a suit

Joey and Sara become exclusive, but Joey has a love scene with Carmen Electra for Deep Powder. Joey brings Michael along to help him resist her. Alex finds out Eric kissed another woman.
Joey helps Sara get an interview with Newsweek, but she gets offered a job in Washington, D.C. Gina meets Michael's new girlfriend, who turns out to be a much older woman. Meanwhile, Alex struggles with her divorce, and Gina tries to cheer her up.
Joey's best friend, Jimmy, from high school visits. It turns out their friendship abruptly ended because Gina was secretly sleeping with him. The crew from Joey's movie use chocolate milk as code for marijuana, but Joey thinks they are actually talking about chocolate milk. Joey thinks Jimmy is Michael's father.

Tokyo MX, Chiba TV, tvk, TVS, Tochigi TV, GTV, MBS, TV Aichi, TVh, TVQ Kyushu, BS11

At Alex's Northwestern alumni party, Joey is mistaken for a fellow alumnus by a movie producer. This helps him get an audition for a new show called Deep Powder, described as "Baywatch on skis". However, Joey soon finds out that the audition is not for the lead character, but for the lead's father.

Atsuhiro IwakamiMasayuki HaryuMitsutoshi Kubota

Teacher, founder of the first school for the deaf in Africa.

List of Monogatari episodes#Nisemonogatari

"Sunny Hours" by Long Beach Dub Allstars
Story: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer

List of Monogatari episodes#Bakemonogatari

Joey is supposed to appear on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno but gets stuck in heavy traffic. In traffic, Michael ends up stuck next to a guy he gave the finger to, and Gina meets two guys. Guest stars Jay Leno as himself and Antonio Sabato Jr. as Kyle.

Television presenter, journalist and producer

Joey flies his dad in for his movie premiere, who disapproves of Joey's career, which is oblivious to him until Alex tells him. Joey's billboard is right next to Carmen Electra's, which is getting a lot more attention than his.

meeting place of the Ohio, Allegheny and Monongahela rivers in downtown Pittsburgh

Esprit Point and Mt. Shavano from the southeast

Joey finally moves into his house, but a fire destroys it. Jimmy learns that he is Michael's father, and he and Joey try to get Michael's DNA without him knowing so they can conduct a paternity test. Meanwhile, Michael gets new roommates.
Joey and the guys go to Tijuana after Michael breaks up with Abby. After Dean criticizes Alex's lifestyle, she and Gina go to a party to have fun.

List of Monogatari episodes#Nekomonogatari

Joey unintentionally makes a date with a People magazine reporter on Valentine's Day, which causes her to believe Joey is looking for a serious relationship. A drunken Alex reveals sexual secrets to Gina, and Michael becomes 'one of the girls' after an attempt to hit on a group of girls.

Christian Fürchtegott Gellert. Painting by Anton Graff

English card game authority, "the Father of whist"

Atsuhiro IwakamiTakuya MatsushitaMitsutoshi Kubota

Welfare campaigner; humanitarian activist

Joey wants to be with Alex, but she is dating Dean. The action figure of Joey's character has problems. Gina thinks she is pregnant, and Jimmy must deal with the prospects of being a father.

:"There was a young lady called Freeman
:Who had an affair with a demon
:She said that his cock
:was as cold as a rock
:Now, what in the Hell could it be, man?"

Sherman as a sheriff on The Loner, 1965.