Flashback

In reference to the film's last third being set in Beijing and Hong Kong, the remaining third of the episode is narrated in Chinese.

Catherine, Abbess of Remiremont

Juanjo

A&C Bus Corporation

Matthew Carlson

Rozaimi Abdul Rahman

David Richardson

Rough Draft Studios, Inc.

Chad Dittman

United States

Long Drive

Lou Derman

Mohammed Al-Dahi

Sergio
Trigueros

To Carol's shock, Wilbur whispers the name of another woman in his sleep. After being mad and upset, she is relieved to learn that the name he mentioned was a female horse that Ed wanted him to buy for the barn.

Khaled Al-Dossari

For Better or Worse

Corpus Christi Fury

Kamal

Malcolm Babysits

County Hall

Olaortua

Mohammed Al-Bishi

on loan from Al-Qadisiyah FC

Carralero

Abdulla Al-Qahtani

The Parish Church of St Peter and St John the Baptist

Love Thy New Neighbor

Upper Mill

In the series finale, as Malcolm struggles with his valedictorian speech Hal finds out that the family may not have enough money to send Malcolm to college. Meanwhile Reese is moving in with Craig, and since they're both leaving they decide that Jamie should have the childhood they never got, one free of threats. As such, they destroy their "nuclear option," evidence of the worst thing they ever did: fake an X-ray of Lois having cancer to sneak away with bad report cards, and a way to destroy each other if someone had nothing to lose. Francis finds the 9-to-5 job of his dreams but won't let Lois know, Reese tries to be a permanent janitor, enlisting Ida's help. Malcolm is offered a dream job in lieu of college, however Lois turns down the offer for him. Furious, Malcolm demands to know why and Lois explains that she and the family expect him to become president, but it's important he struggles enough so that he understands what people like them go through. Malcolm, amazed at just how much the family expects of him, agrees. Three months later Malcolm is working his way through college, Reese and Francis are happy in their new jobs , Dewey feels closer than ever to Jamie as the two keep up the tradition of causing havoc around the house and Lois discovers she's pregnant again.

School Hill House

Kiddy Park

Mongil

Semarang Kota ATLAS

Chapel Farmhouse

ese

When Lois buys a brand-new king-sized bed, Hal thinks that her motive is to put more distance between them and refuses to sleep in it. Moved to tears by an opera he sees on television , Dewey is inspired to write his own operatic masterpiece, "The Marriage Bed," which is based on his parents' fight and turned into a school production. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese build their own street luge board and Malcolm gets into a feud with a mystery rider who keeps forcing him off the road. When he makes a bet against the mysterious street luger, he's horrified to learn it's Stevie and loses his bet.

F1771D

FF0000

Stealing socks

Loose Ends

_thinredborder

Animal Jury

London Fields

SWE

Williams
Zamorano

Nakanishi, Hiroaki

Ground

Camp Nou Municipal

Generation I

Khaled Al-Thobaiti

Lois discovers she has mono after a visit to the doctor. She then ends up giving it to Malcolm after her maternal instincts begin. As a result, both Lois and Malcolm are forced to spend two weeks together in the same room. However, Malcolm learns there's more to Lois than the stern disciplinarian he and Reese sees daily and briefly enjoys spending time with her. Meanwhile, Hal is invited to all of his neighbors' parties and is horrified that they celebrate the days Lois will not be attending any of them. Dewey makes Jamie his slave, and he teaches Reese to be nice to Jamie.

Wilbur acts like a patient at a psychiatrist to find out how to help Mister Ed overcome his fear of heights

Muñoz Mayordomo

A9A9A9

B-Channel

Abra

Precious in The Silence of the Lambs

Grass

No references, no claim of notability, fails WP:NSONG and WP:GNG.

*Private sales of long guns are legal and do not require a dealer's license.
*Private sales of "regulated firearms" are prohibited.

L. Fernández

Indonesia

Toy Story

English rugby union, rugby league, and association football player

Al-Nahda

Church of St Thomas at Cliffe

Grimer

Bernardo

Ed comes to the rescue of a race horse purchased by Roger who is lovesick and wont run.

Book

The Rectory

In this back door pilot for a proposed TV series, Mister Ed protests when Wilbur and Carol go to Pine Lake Lodge upstate for a weekend vacation. The friendly but troublesome lodge owner Bill Parker cons Wilbur into helping him cut down a tree to help build furniture for a summer camp the lodge is planning to hold for the summer.

Day of Reckoning

Lois goes over to visit Ida, but gets unpleasantly surprised by the St. Grotus Day festival from "the old country", where Ida and her elderly friends make Lois miserable and force her to bake a huge and complicated tart . In retaliation, she humiliates them by stomping on the tart itself and angers Ida. Malcolm fails a music appreciation course, and reluctantly goes to Dewey for some tutoring, who enjoys the situation but then, Malcolm causes them both to become temporarily deaf. Reese and Hal secretly watch scary movies while Lois is not around, but it ends up revealing some unexpected secrets about both Reese and Hal.

Ed is opposed to a gift that Wilbur received. It is a bearskin rug and Wilbur refuses to get rid of it until it gets up to chase him.

Plumpton, Lewes

Hal Sleepwalks

Eraso

Sgt. Gentle decides it's time for a change and decides to go out on the beat with PC Traynor, and the pair investigate a burglary at the home of an antiques dealer, and soon discover a link with several other local robberies. However, one thing that did not account for, is that one of the robbers is a relative of the dealer - a vital piece of information which could lead them to the ringleader of a dangerous gang. Meanwhile, Ch. Insp. Oulton tries to help out an old friend who has found himself on the wrong side of the law - but realizes that he may have completely misjudged his loyalties when evidence is uncovered suggesting that the man may have been guilty after all.

Cyprus First Division, 5th

Cavan, Ireland

PC Traynor investigates an attack on a nightclub where drug dealing and gang warfare are rife.

Marksville culture, Avoyel and Natchez peoples

Psychic

Ed tells Wilbur to throw him a birthday party and invite his horse friends at the same time Carol is planning a girls luncheon.

PZ7.S75663 St 2000

Southern terminus

Irish

Supt. Blake faces an inquest into the death of a suspect, while Ch. Insp. Oulton's father is implicated in a murder enquiry.

Vergini
Clerc

Hal, Abe, and their friends play extremely well in poker but start to compete over minor issues. Meanwhile, Reese sets Malcolm and Stevie up with two popular girls , telling them that Stevie is terminally ill; Malcolm discovers that one of the girls has a handgun and tries to hide it from her, with unintentional results. Meanwhile, Eric suspects that Piama is having an affair and it prompts Francis to return home, where Piama's estranged father has returned. Humiliated, Francis returns to his place of work to beat up Eric.

Slowbro or Slowking

Supt. Blake finally reveals the identity of her attacker, but Sgt. Gentle is determined to play his part in the arrest.

Electric

香港

yes

Malcolm vs. Reese

FRA

Mallorca

"Try It Out"/"Hold Tight" by Gino Soccio

Weatherbase

Horse of a Different Color

A moody Cynthia returns from Europe and Malcolm discovers it's because she was hiding more developed figure, in particular, her big breasts. When Reese finds out about this, he tries to date with the objective of getting a peek at her breasts, but Malcolm outsmarts him by asking him about her name . Desperate, he grabs her breasts in a last attempt, but Cynthia beats him up. Meanwhile, Karen tells Lois that she kissed Hal on New Year's Eve, but he denies it completely and also confess to Lois that he doesn't even think about other women, and Lois realizes that Hal loves her more that she loves him. Dewey teaches Hal how to fly a kite. In Alaska, after his drunken roommates stole a totem pole, Francis looks towards it for answers in his life.

Pontevedra

Irfan Haarys Bachdim

Spring 2008

Saoud Mekbesh

Van Wolfswinkel

Seder, Tim

Sandro

Elisabeth Renata, Electress of Bavaria

M. lutescens

Generation III

A.A.

Jenssen, Ruben Yttergård

Lau Hoi To

Favourable

Horse Wash

*"Regulated firearm" means:

Messi

St Michael's church, Newhaven, East Sussex
The Parish Church

Co-Education

Other

SCAA Basketball

José Ángel

Ed overhears Mae West commissioning Wilbur on creating deluxe stables for her horses. When Ed moves in with Mae, he finds out the downside of getting what he wants.

Reese begins hanging out with a pack of dogs who think of him as their new alpha leader, and in the end, the police catches him doing the most unbelievable thing . Dewey gets in trouble with Lois, after she finds out that he is seeing another mom, and attempts to get her back with a huge tattoo on his chest, which deeply moves Lois, but also causes her to get angry, and Hal accidentally becomes a motivational speaker with his co-workers when the real motivational speaker made everyone but him upset because he wasn't listening, but drops it when he motivates a man into taking over his job.

partime

Lou Derman and Phil Davis

Magnemite

Jaafer Al-Saeed

Reese displays monomania and incredible culinary genius and talent and aspires to prepare the perfect Thanksgiving dinner with Hal and Dewey's help. Lois intervenes when Francis and Piama seem headed for divorce. Meanwhile, Malcolm goes to a party instead of staying with the family; he spends half the time wondering if Kirstin is flirting with him, then he gets completely drunk and they end up making out, then he freaks out when she finds out she wants to have sex with him. He leaves the party, arrives home drunk, and vomits into the turkey. Later he regrets not having sex with her, and Francis cheers him up by naming all 12 punishments Lois gave him .

Palanca

Buseys Take a Hostage

Duchess consort of Lorraine

GEO
Christos Poullaides

Francis, having had himself emancipated, promptly leaves the military academy and comes home a final time before heading out to join Eric in Alaska, but Lois wants nothing to do with him since he quit school. Meanwhile, Malcolm's new teacher, Mr. Herkabe , a former Krelboyne student and a sadistic professor, sets up a ranking system to pressure them to achieve, causing the students to suffer a breakdown and increased paranoia, turning them against each other, until Malcolm develops up a scheme to break Herkabe's system, humiliating him in front of the school headmaster.
Reese vs. Stevie
Burning Man

Wilbur's Father

Hamed Falatah

Chaminade

Wilbur and Roger are supposed to manage a wrestler who turns out to be better at ballet

Awards for Dakota Fanning

Cole, Joseph John

Joselu

Warrior's Moon

None

FFFFFF

Shelder

Crying Out Loud

Alcorcón

Coombe Place

Semarang

"Grew Up a Screw Up"

The creators of Dragon Ball Z: The Abridged Series appear in character.

Navy, White, Bright Green, Silver

Joe Cole

Public Safety – § 5–133.

Barbara Ann Deeks

Juanfran
Jairo
Aspas

Comics

Cabarrus

DI Hammond and the team investigate a serial sex attacker in an attempt to stop him before he attacks again.

to Heracles until the end of the season

Savannah Steam

Robbery

The Parish Church of St Mary

Omar Al-Khodhari

Momo

When Hal decides to attend his first annual Neighborhood Association meeting with Malcolm, he is strongly encouraged to take on the role of President. Being his dad's right-hand man, Malcolm sees a perfect opportunity to add some excitement to the community, while Hal's agenda is a little bit different . Meanwhile, Francis takes on a new job as a camp activities coordinator and turns to Dewey for his input on some creative new games... for kids like the Buseys. While Dewey revels in his afternoon of fun, his fed-up classmates take their teacher, principal and janitor hostage. Dewey and Francis teams up and bring order back to the school when they learn that the principal and Mr. Flerch has been using them as slaves in their own get rich quick scheme.
Graduation

Racing Santander

PCs Traynor and Barton go undercover in an attempt to catch a gang of muggers, whose mode of operations is to dip the purses of their elderly victims whilst on the bus. However, Traynor fails to account for a elderly woman who is at the end of her tether - and when an already tender situation boils over, she unleashes a machine gun and accidentally manages to shoot one of the youths. Meanwhile, Supt. Blake attends a medical convention with her husband, and ends up chatting to a heavily-pregnant woman who seems on edge. However, when the woman later confesses to the murder of her own baby some twelve years previously, Blake finds herself caught up in the middle.

Ed the Redecorator

Home from a visit with her sister Susan who had called her "hopeless," Lois puts Reese in charge of the family garage sale. Meanwhile, Hal finds his old pirate radio transmitter and restarts the station he ran in college under the pseudonym Kid Charlemagne. However, he ends up being arrested by the police when they overhear nasty things about them and the government. Malcolm finds an old computer worth over thousands of dollars and tells Lois about it. After Reese intentionally destroys it, she reprimands him and reminds Reese that they desperately need the money. At the ranch, Francis uses a sock puppet to help Otto deal with his estrangement from his son Rutger, an experience that helps him say just what Lois needs to hear when he calls home.

Dennis Kariuki Waweru

Wilbur is hired by a fashion editor and ends up having a telethon to raise money for a petting zoo.

Streat Place

Edward Spellman

Mauritania

City

→ Harimau Muda A

Chrysler Town & Country (1941–1988) Dodge Grand Caravan/Plymouth Grand Voyager top trim levels

Escudero Marín
Lax Franco

Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein

Annapolis City – § 11.44.030

Ruben Yttergård Jenssen

Charity

Social entrepreneur, activist

Aimar

Sultan Faqihi

Dan Danko & Tom Mason

Merseybeat

Bobby Dammarell

William, the Good Samaritan
The Wrestler

Coke
Silvestre Carrillo
Cancelo
Guillermo
Aitor Hervás

Leung Shiu Wah

Ed tries to have a petition banning horses from the neighborhood recalled.

fulltime

Hal gets so stressed out over finding a 20th anniversary present for Lois that he starts losing sleep, which prompts Reese to try to brainwash his semiconscious father late at night for ridiculous things, but realizes Hal chose Reese because he was more normal than the other boys . A school bully nominates two of Dewey's classmates for student body president, and Dewey nominates him , sparking a bizarre three-way election battle. Malcolm takes up the electric guitar despite Lois' warnings that he will fail at it, and writes a song to the tune of the Meow Mix jingle without realizing it.

Clint Eastwood Meets Mister Ed

Itford, Beddingham, Lewes

Ilie

Chailey, Lewes

Channel 920

"Paradise"

Malcolm Defends Reese
Cattle Court
After getting a girlfriend , Malcolm neglects his family and friends; the family reacts when they find out about her. Meanwhile, Dewey uses his new friend's wealth to get the birthday party he's always wanted. Still en route to Alaska, Francis is jailed but quickly starts to enjoy his time as he watches the guards' complicated lives unfold as a soap opera, and he has a good time with the guards and gives them advice, and they let him go to continue his trip.

Elías
K. Márquez

Gold

The Other Woman

Graveler

Alfaro

Hold Me Down

Love is Not Love

Mister Ed

South Heighton, South Heighton, Lewes

Lou Derman and Bill Davenport

Jimmy Simons
Poker

Wilbur is invited to attend a convention held by a bunch of magicians , and decides to take Carol and Ed along also.

College Recruiters

Slowpoke

Ponferradina

Dale Earnhardt Boulevard

Jenny Dammarell

Location in Louisiana today

Returning early from vacation, the family discovers that their neighbors have been celebrating their yearly absence with a block party. Reese and Dewey scheme to make quick cash by letting kids beat up Reese, Hal and Lois join the kielbasa-eating contest, and Malcolm inadvertently aids a burglar. Meanwhile, Francis finds himself assigned to breeding cows, the most disgusting job at the ranch.

Munir

Amanda Wiccan

Wilbur and Ed in Showbiz

England

Newick Park

Ed the Songwriter

Real Madrid

Burgess Hill, Wivelsfield, Lewes

Green, Orange

Martínez Munuera

Sven Arnstein

McCullouch, Earl

Machoke

Στάδιο ''Αντώνης Παπαδόπουλος

Recreativo

"What's Your Name?"

Mister Ed has no interest in appearing in a Western play until he learns that a filly horse has fallen in love with him.

Macradenia

Hal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey go into business selling Christmas trees, but two priests send homeless people to their business, trying to sabotage their sale . Craig is bitten by a squirrel, and Lois orders her co-workers and some homeless people to catch the squirrel to prove that Craig won't need the very-painful shots. When Otto's family visits the ranch, they seem so much like Francis' family that he gets homesick.

McKiernan, Ruairí

Scott Vanzo

Butterflies

Lou Derman and Bill Creqson
Larry Rhine and Lou Derman

on loan from Al-Taawoun FC

Isaac Carn

Reese's new girlfriend Beth is about as dumb as he is. Malcolm initially dislikes her but they soon get to like each other too much and Beth breaks up with Reese. Devastated, Reese runs away and joins the army under the false surname "Jetson." Hal's company goes under à la Enron, and two corrupted FBI officers want him to falsely testify against an employer. He refuses, but they have him arrested. Lois stresses-out when she must work overtime at Lucky Aide to make ends meet; eventually her snappy demeanor and mounting mental instability get her fired. Meanwhile, Dewey enters a piano contest and is angry when no one notices... even when he leaves town for it and wins!
Michael Borkow & Alex Reid

Mister Ed is stolen and hidden in a sorority house basement. Wilbur then dresses as a woman to get Ed out.

Maggie Bandur & Pang-Ni Landrum
Lois is supposed to meet Hal at an expensive restaurant for their anniversary date, but Lois forgets to go after she finds her red dress burned and flushed down the toilet, sending her into a violent rage. She spends the night punishing Reese, Dewey, and Malcolm, trying to figure out which of them burned her dress. Meanwhile, Hal makes friends with a member of the restaurant staff while waiting for Lois. Malcolm, seeing that he and his brothers cannot fight Lois alone, calls Francis for help against Lois. It is later revealed that Hal burned the dress by accident.

Sorority House
Ed Cries Wolf
Ed the Sentry

Boys at Ranch

Mister Ed attempts to ruin Wilbur's plans to have him march in the Pageant parade.

At the park, Malcolm meets a depressed middle-aged man who may be his future self, as they have so much in common. Fearing that this might be him, Malcolm tries to help him to improve his way of life and broaden his horizons in more than playing chess in the park. Meanwhile, Francis gets a swelled ego when he and Piama find employment as nude models.

See section : List of books

Surgery

The Pageant Show

"I Luv It"

Eye Color

Malladi Krishna Rao

Is That Love?

Jhalkaribai

Remón

Charles, Cardinal of Lorraine

Louisiana State University Eunice

Hi-Fi Horse

César

Flula Borg, one of the actors of Pitch Perfect 2, has a brief appearance.
Honest Teaser Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

García
Bruma

Theobalds

While Mister Ed is phoning in racing tips to the Pimlico Racetrack, Carol tries to persuade Wilbur to buy a statue she wants for the house.

Traffic Jam

Machís

The Missing Statue

red

Thomas

Burial mound at the site

Cliques
When Francis and Piama choose to celebrate Francis' 21st birthday at the house, Hal is reminded of a promise he made to his son as a young child after missing his son's play, involving a motorcycle trip that Lois quickly forbids. Hal and Francis have no choice but to sneak off for their wild adventure, leaving their women behind. Hal and Francis have a great time until it emerges that Francis has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, upsetting Hal who is reminded of just how much he's missed out on. While this is going on, Lois and Piama finally start to bond over their anger towards their husbands. Meanwhile Malcolm, Dewey, and Reese are held captive in their own home by a bully who is wanting to beat one of them up and willing to wail on the other two to get to him. Although they don't know who the bully is after, Reese and Dewey go out and take a beating however Malcolm is too scared to do it himself even when it seems he is who the bully is after. When the bully enters the house, he discovers he's at the wrong address and leaves. Although Malcolm is happy to have apparently escaped, Reese and Dewey are furious that he was saved by his cowardice and beat him up themselves.

McKiernan

Public Safety – § 5–118.

Inspirasi Anda

After the trailer, Bailey reads in his trailer announcer voice famous quotes from Wes Craven to pay a tribute to the late director, who had died a few days earlier.

Villoria Linacero
Ascó

Virginia

Hal finds out that the family has been without health insurance for six months and tries to safeguard the house until Monday , and his over protection of the house and the boys ends up when he accidentally breaks his leg, which brings him in tears. He then goes to great lengths to try to keep Lois from finding this out, if he can bribe Dewey long enough to remain silent. Meanwhile, Lois tries to fish out a snitch at the Lucky Aide store, going overnights to catch him.

_blanksides2

Ruairí McKiernan

Wilbur spends an afternoon getting Ed new shoes and neglects his wife.

Nov 1925

Studio

Firle, Lewes

TV or not TV

in Mooresville

Hypno

Criminal Law – § 4-203.

Castellón
Pinilla

Patter of Little Hooves

Cloyster

Valladolid

Shoaib Al Saeed

Mister Ed is the only witness to an auto accident that accidentally lands Wilbur in a Mexican prison
Oh, Those Hats!

Forwards Backwards

PC Barton comes to the aid of an illegal immigrant who has been attacked by thugs outside a local strip club.

Sports teams

Owner

Lou Derman and Bill Crewson

_whiteshoulders

Cynthia's Back

Latics, Oldham

Michael Glouberman

RedLetterMedia appears to discuss the film's plot holes.

Edgar

Health Insurance

Ed accidentally becomes the "drop" for stolen money, taken from a bank where Wilbur was making a deposit.

Girl Talk

Ida Loses a Leg

Wilbur pleads with Ed to stick to being a horse, especially when Ed wants to go to college to become a doctor.

Note: This is the final first-run episode of the series.

Al Feiha FC

Just for Now

Community

Rock Sound

Jakub Janda

No Horses Allowed

Pennsylvania Steam

Servando

This trailer features title cards without an announcer voice, and a parody of the song "Hero" by Sean Mötley plays throughout. Bailey appears briefly at the end to express disappointment over not narrating this trailer and wonders if he will still be paid in spite of his absence.

Standard edition

PCs Harper and Traynor tail a youngster on suspicion of credit card fraud, unaware that he is one of Harper's relatives. However, Harper's decision to let the boy off with a caution backfires when they discover he is responsible for a string of local burglaries. Meanwhile, PCs Da Silva and Barton investigate a domestic violence case, involving a man who has been repeatedly arrested for beating his wife, but after she is threatened and attacked, Da Silva sees red when making the arrest, and physically restrains the suspect to prevent him from talking to his wife. The suspect decides to put in a complaint, but it's not long before his wife's temper finally blows and she attacks him.

Puertas

Malcolm's first day of high school gets off to a bad start when Lois embarrasses him in front of the entire school, causing him to have no actual friends except the Krelboynes. He becomes depressed about this and discovers the only way he can escape is if he commits a felony that would make Lois ship him off to military academy. However, Cynthia catches on to Malcolm's plan and warns him that if he goes through with it, she will never have sex with him again. Lois and Hal volunteer in the school, where Hal clashes with Mr. Herkabe, who doesn't like him. Meanwhile, with Malcolm and Reese away, Dewey stays home alone for the first time in his life , and has a wonderful time. On the ranch, Francis takes some side-jobs on to earn more money, such as teaching aerobics and being a masseur.
Note: last appearance of Tania Raymonde as Cynthia

Inside Big City

Arlene Sanford
Alex Reid

Haro

After knocking out a burglar, Reese believes he has a future in law enforcement and instantly begins imposing his brutal rule on the neighborhood, but takes it too far when he smashes Lois's car window when she refused to move it for pedestrians. This leads her to severely punish Reese for wrecking her car. Hal, who wasn't even able to make it out of bed when the burglar broke in, tries to prove to himself he can be macho while Dewey refuses to sleep, keeping Malcolm awake too. Elsewhere, Craig is laid up by injuries, thanks to being chased into traffic by Dewey's dog. Rather than spend the insurance money on a nurse he instead gets Oliver, a capuchin monkey "butler"-- who quickly Craig a hard time until Hal rescues him. End result, Hal happily reads Dewey a bedtime story of his exploits, which finally helps him and Malcolm finally fall asleep. With the logging work done, Francis is fired and finds out that his home is scheduled for demolition, but Piama refuses to leave... at least, until she sees the settlement cheque. As a result, they finally bid farewell to Alaska, leaving Eric behind to hitchhike his way home.

Liberto

New Neighbors

The Dragon Horse

Sgt. Gentle leads the team in search of an attacker after his wife is brutally mugged.

Mister Ed befriends the new boy in town.

#a handgun; or
#specific assault weapons or their copies
*The Secretary [of the Maryland State Police] shall maintain a permanent record of all notifications received of completed sales, rentals, and transfers of regulated firearms in the State.
*Annapolis requires dealers to keep a register of persons purchasing ammunition and certain firearms, along with the make, model, caliber, and date.

Emily Hart

Jury Duty

Ringmer, Lewes

Bubu
Medina

Jon Bailey

M. Rodríguez
Aguilar

The Parish Church of St Pancras

When Francis comes home for a post-Halloween visit, he helps his brothers get back into the spirit by building a giant slingshot on the roof of their house to terrorize the neighborhood, but are defeated when Krelboynes turn the tables on them. Hal and Lois track down a joyrider in a blue 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle who won't stop speeding down their street and taunts Lois, and they end up stealing his car. Driving it around, they seem to have an epiphany about their youth and have fun driving around, even thinking about leaving the kids and depart to Mexico, but, coming to their senses, they drown the car in a lake and return home.

December 2011

Linense

Channel 634

Javier Iglesias Villanueva

Speak for Yourself

Arandina

_thin white border

Hotel

Public Safety – § 5–134.

Ch. Insp. Oulton discovers that his daughter's fiance has a sideline in drug dealing.

Machop

Can't Take It In

A collection of items are gathered for an auction and are stored in Ed's barn. The collection of objects reveal a fierce looking dragon horse.

Shelley's Hotel and Railings to South

Hong Kong men's national basketball team

Marcelo
Ruane

ESP

Malcolm's Car

Cole, Joe

I Am in Love with You

I. Sánchez

"Gemini Dream"

Bhojla Village, near Jhansi

Row House

Lois begins to think she is losing her touch when Jamie seems too much for her to handle. When Hal realizes that Lois is losing her confidence, he brings Francis home in order for him to explain to Lois how was she able to have confidence as a mother, but when she regains her confidence, Lois finds out that Reese has feeding Jamie "super energy soda", causing him to go berserk. Meanwhile, the other boys bring home a diving board and Reese tries to think up the craziest possible stunt to pull with it, eventually going crazy. Reese finally admits that he feels that he is not into stunts again, that is why he wants to do the craziest stunt.

Ramos

Melissa Joan Hart

Franch

Dorma Spellman

Doctor Ed
Ed the Jumper

Windsor in 2010

Hal and Lois go out of town to a convention, where Hal keeps picking fights with a coworker who stole a great idea he had years ago. Back at home, the boys compete for the attention of a sexy babysitter , Francis's friend who finds Dewey too adorable and barely notices the other two, and still has big feelings for Francis.

Ch. Insp. Oulton questions Supt. Blake's husband in connection with her rape, but the team soon find a new prime suspect.

Ed tells how a horse gets the real credit for the first Thanksgiving, in the hopes that Wilbur will include Ed in a family Thanksgiving.

Sgt. Harper and PC Finn are left badly injured after chasing a group of joyriders, and the team set out to find those responsible.

Grade II*
Offham House

After the trailer, Bailey reads in his trailer announcer voice famous quotes from Robin Williams to pay a tribute to the late actor, who had died a few days earlier.

Alan J. Higgins

Sabrina Sawyer (television movie)

Deep End

FIBA Asia

Ambrose

drama/merseybeat/

Bull House

Cheryshev

Possibly earlier

Chris Murray

Oldham Athletic

Ahmed Al Malki

Tom Clegg

When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat. Things go smoothly until they feud over philosophical beliefs, eventually stressing out in the lounge. Meanwhile, Mr. Herkabe cons Malcolm into joining the Booster Club, where he learns a lesson about taking one for the team.

on loan from Al Wehda

Fernández Borbalan

Antoinette, Duchess of Jülich-Cleves-Berg

Norman
Firle Place Riding School of Firle Place to West of the House the Stables of Firle Place Riding School of Firle Place to West of the House

Osasuna eliminated by improper alignment.

Talal Al-Shamali

FF5F5F

Matías Nahuel

Early 19th century

Ed Goes to College
Ed takes up painting as a hobby and comes up with an ugly portrait of Carol which to some may make him famous.

Lamb House

Mankey

The Posts and Addisons go on a camping and hunting trip in the High Sierra Mountains, despite Ed's objections to game hunting.

Supt. Blake prepares for the inquiry into the shooting of suspect Guy Morgan.

Chairman

Οι Κυανόλευκοι

Lafita

Ed Writes Dear Abby

Anders Jacobsen

Actor, comedian, author

Pele

* All-MIFC

Spring 1989–1990

Larry Strawther

Gil Coscolla

Dewgong

Hal meets with an old high-school friend, Larry , who hasn't changed in all the time since they've seen each other. Meanwhile, Malcolm tries to make Dabney stand up for himself when his overprotective and control-freak mom won't let him use his new paintball gun because it's "violent", as they celebrate Dabney's birthday with the rest of the crowd. However, Dabney takes this to heart and finally stands up for himself at a Paintball facility by pretending his bullies are his overbearing mother and firing at them with paintballs. When the mother confronts Malcolm and Stevie, Dabney shows up and lets his mother know there will be changes from now on.
Absent: Jane Kaczmarek as Lois but is mentioned

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Lugo

Goodnight and Go

After learning that Dewey will be leaving their class, the Buseys run away and hide in the trees near his house, forcing Dewey to look after their needs. Unemployed Hal becomes the leader of a group of dimwitted body builders, eventually learning them basic things, and they making favours for him. Meanwhile, Lois punishes Reese and Malcolm for their firework fiasco in the movie theatre. This causes both of them to believe Dewey told on them and tries to entrap him, but ends up being punished even more.

on loan from Najran SC

Álamo

PC Harper finds herself on the receiving end of a father's guilt after a high-speed car chase ends in tragedy.

Cherokee Ed

Peña

Monkey

Llagostera

Nordic Tour

Md Rozaimi Bin Abd Rahman

Archie's Mad House #22
Diana Spellman

George Burns Meets Mister Ed

Elche

Lois boycotts the family's favorite restaurant, Luigi's, but Hal and the boys sneak Luigi's pizzas in the garage. Malcolm gets more involved with his new girlfriend's intellectual family than with her, and she eventually ditches him for ignoring her, forcing the family to kick him out and replace him with Stevie. Meanwhile, the family is watching a TV report about Lois' scheme to close Luigi's when they catch Malcolm there with his friends and Reese confesses that they've been sneaking pizza too, but he tries to save himself by offering a video of Hal's 5-minute imitation of her.

Kimberly A. Russell

Supt. Blake co-ordinates a search when an eleven-year old boy is reported missing by his parents. Witnesses claim to have seen a young boy running scared in nearby woods, and when the team go to investigate, PC Milton is injured after being pushed off a cliff face by a possible suspect. With emotions running high, the team try to find the man responsible as well as locate the missing boy. When a link to the boy's estranged father is discovered, the team realize they may not be dealing with the psychopath that they first expected. However, when PC Milton's condition worsens and she dies in hospital of her injuries, the case is upgraded to a murder enquiry.

Province

Dodrio

Rod Amateau

Paquito Jiménez

North West England

Kadabra

Malcolm discovers a man, Norm, living in the Lucky Aide. He agrees to keep Norm's secret as long as he provides Malcolm with tidbits on his new crush, a fellow Lucky Aide employee, until Lois finds out. Meanwhile, when Reese takes a job as an exterminator, he quickly learns that to drum up business he must infest the neighbors' lawns with caterpillars. But instead of spreading the pests, he has a change of heart and begins to nurture them, only to be overwhelmed when they turn into butterflies and swarm on him. Malcolm's try to impress his crush gets wrong when he reveals too much information, making her think that he is stalking her.

Francis II, Duke of Lorraine

Reese, as soon as he lands on the Afghanistan, panics and deserts the army. He dresses as an local tribe woman to help him get away, accidentally getting married in the process. Lois, having recovered from her mental breakdown and on a mission to find him, travels to Kabul, selling the family car to afford the trip and hiring locals for the help. Meanwhile, Malcolm volunteers at a veterans' hospital as a way to make up for his guilt of making Reese leave, but Dewey makes him realize he shouldn't do good things to honor Reese, but that, instead, he should cause the sort of mayhem Reese always caused.

Joy hits Ed when he learns that he is about to become an Uncle. When he hears of this news, he goes straight to the typewriter and starts to list a bunch of names suitable to fit the little guy.

Conyers, Georgia, U.S.

Carol's father visits again and Ed decides that people should not ride horses.
Wilbur's vacation plans are spoiled when his aunt visits with her talking parrot and Ed gets rid of it.

Mújica
Lolo

PaperBot provides parodies of the film's songs.

Polly in the Middle
Hal gets a second job at "U-Buy It." Meanwhile Jessica , a girl from Malcolm's school, babysits Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey while Hal works the night shift, and she ends up embarrassing them in front of her friends, and in the end, they have Dewey to be the bait and having him eavesdrop on the conversation between Jessica and her friends, then using the gossip information to blackmail her into cooperation.

IRL

Alonso

The Garden Wall with Carriage Entrance, South East of Glynde Place

The Bully

York Capitals

Red Dress
Lois attempts to escape the boys' nightly misbehavior by joining a women's book club, but she soon realizes that it's merely an excuse for the women to socialize—and to plot against a wealthy PTA mom who seems to handle her children and all other motherly duties with ease and living in pure luxury, and Lois makes friends with another mom named Karen. Meanwhile, Hal starts trying out many different ways to keep boys in order, and Francis hitches a ride with a trucker who makes him humiliate himself in exchange for the ride. Lois goes with Karen to trash the backyard of the PTA mom, but the plan fails when they get drunk and make noise, with the woman coming out with a shotgun and scaring them away with calling the police, causing Lois and Karen to hide in a dumpster in front of the police.

UD Logroñés

SCO

Ian Busch

Tentacruel

Mister Ed wants to be the model for an historic statue but Addison convinces Ed that his ancestors are not worthy of the honor.

Halloween
Old Mrs. Old

Take Off Your Colours

North

Reese ends up in prison for a day, where he clashes with a huge wrestler, who ended up in prison for beating a man to death. Lois drives Malcolm with her to move furniture to her sister's house, and during the trip, she tells him everything about sex, much to Malcolm's horror, but they end up having a pleasant conversation. Dewey is bored and causes a feud in Hal's six-man band for his amusement, since Reese is in a prison trip. At the ranch, Francis blows up Otto's favorite cow in a branding accident, and cannot bring himself to tell him.

Carol wants to redecorate the house, but Mister Ed insists that his barn gets a makeover first.

Guest star: Hayden Rorke as Mr. Cavell.

Ellipse

Szymanowski

While a prowler is loose in the neighborhood, Wilbur plays detective while Ed is holding the prowler.

Fulbright scholar

Spain

Only the Lonely

Hani Al-Dhahi

Gayà

Jon Provost Meets Mister Ed
Ed's Word of Honor

Zaragoza

Ed thinks he is going bald and insists Wilbur help him remedy the situation with tonics and treatments.

Mauri

Haunter

Dame

The Bots and the Bees

Free To Air/Cable/Satellite

United Kingdom

Hamsey House Cottage Yeomans

Public Safety – § 5–306.

Wilbur and Ed help redeem a racetrack worker from horse doping charges by talking to the horse to find the real culprit.

The Caprons and Railings to West

Krelboyne Picnic

Poison

Scott Mitchell

TBA

Álvarez Fernández
Borja

basketball game

Dough Medlock

Ed's Contact Lenses

Plumpton Place

Fools Rush In

The Prowler
To teach Ed a lesson, Wilbur locks him in his stall so he can't steal any more brownies and warm baking pies out from the kitchen window.

The family is banned from the water park because of breaking too many violations, including sneaking alcohol into the park, but get stuck in a traffic jam caused by a car wreck right in front of them on their way home. Hal has an existential crisis when he realizes how easily it could've been their car that was hit by the truck. Lois can't accept the fact that there's nothing she can do to speed up the process so they can get back on the road, causing her to have a mental breakdown. Meanwhile, Reese and some kids battle an ice cream man who refuses to give them treats. Malcolm spends the time with a girl and is crushed when he finds out she lives in Canada. She gives him her phone number, but at the last moment, a dog eats the paper with the number, much to Malcolm's dismay. At the military academy, Francis bets fellow cadets that he can eat 100 candy Quacks and gets sick in the process. Meanwhile, Dewey has an adventure going home.

Ed the Zebra

Nacho

Ch. Insp. Oulton is promoted to Superintendent, but soon has to deal with a death in custody involving PC Traynor and Insp. Eden.

Nono

As RTV

Addison's letter to the editor fails when he wants the bridle path removed so that they can use the space to add on to the golf course.

Note: In the scene where the publisher, Mr. Boyd, phones Wilbur to ask him to write a book, he never identifies himself. Seconds later, Wilbur is referring to the publisher as Mr. Boyd by name.

Rural 180+ acres

MK Rao

Ed is paranoid over a new neighbor who happens to be an archeology professor and who has a mustache and a beard.

Abdón
Azpilicueta

Hair Color

Wass

Ed's word of honor is tested when Roger and Wilbur have a gag argument over a birthday gift from the Posts.

Celeste Hudson and Antonius sing parody versions of the film's songs.

KSA

Instead of letting the boys go to school, Hal decides to sneak them out of the class and takes them on a stock car race, and the boys try to sneak on the pit lanes, causing mayhem with the security guards. Lois's hunt for her lost paycheck unearths incriminating items that Hal and the boys stashed around the house, and with the Malcolm's teacher, who arrived because of his absence, she starts to collect all the incriminating and provocative items they have stashed in the following years, and the women have a great time together. Meanwhile, fed up with Spangler and his noisy dog that the students hate, he sneaks a huge snake into the academy and stashes it in his locker. To his dismay, he forgets to lock it, sending the snake loose and ending up eating the dog, only for the snake to be killed when Spangler shoots it twice with a pistol.

Early 18th century

Inspirasi Keluarga Anda

Linares

Cole with Lille in 2011

Piqué

License plate

Ed and the Allergy
Mae West Meets Mister Ed

Public Safety – § 5–303.

Head coach

Laredo

UHF 23

Southover, Lewes, Lewes

Jeremy Scott, the narrator from CinemaSins, has a brief appearance towards the end.

Vesta Spellman

Teleplay by: Nahnatchka Khan

Ruairí

Junior

Daylight Robbery

CREWE

Dominic Keavey
PCs Barton and Brown investigate when a young boy is attacked by a thug looking to recover a debt.

Ortiz

Ed's Mother

González González

Wilbur has promised to take Ed camping, but the visit of Addison's mother spoils that from happening.

Evacuation

Stargirl

Animal actress

riaa

Alan J. Higgins & David Richardson

Clos Gómez

All Saints' Community Centre

February 1995–2000

Klaus Mayer
Sven Ullrich

Buseys Run Away
If Boys Were Girls

Díaz de Mera Escuderos

Au-Yeung Wai Kong

Ed decides to get a job selling real estate by phone to pay his own way
Ed the Horse Doctor

Meseguer

Ed the Matchmaker
Ed the Hunter

López

The Ventriloquist

Morcillo

fee72c

December 2009

Santa Cruz

Malling, Lewes

Hajrović

Deluxe edition bonus tracks

RTV Untuk Indonesia

What Kind of Foal am I?
When Ed causes a newsboy to lose his job, Wilbur and Addison each suspect each other of being the one who did it.

Billboard

Ian Barnes

Mamadou

Denis Thomalla

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Story by: Dan Danko & Tom Mason
Malcolm Films Reese
When four popular high school girls play an evil prank on Reese by pretending he has a secret admirer and then dropping a pig off at his front door, he falls into a huge depression. After Lois tries to negotiate with the principal , she forces Reese to tell her who the girls are so she can get revenge for him with a series of destructive pranks.

Normal

Frome, Somerset, England

Imad Al-Dossari

John Wunderle

Huesca
Talavera de la Reina

Alternative Press

Maggie Bandur

Krabby

Undiano Mallenco
Riera

Rozaimi

Titanic 3D

Kirkwood officially buys the house next door, which causes Wilbur to go back to his old behavior of when Kirkwood commanded Post in the Air Force. This causes Wilbur to become overly helpful and just a pain in Gordon's neck.
Wilbur's visiting aunt stops by with her pet parrot. The bird ends up at the pet store and Ed must convince Wilbur that a cat drove the parrot there.

Grandma Ida is injured by slipping on leaves Reese neglected to rake up, and she sues Lois and Hal - just when Lois discovers that she is pregnant. To make the things even worse, she hires an expensive lawyer and sues them on a huge amount of money. This turns to horror when they find out that their insurance is canceled, which can lead to Ida evicting them from their own home and take all of their belongings. The boys band together with Piama in support for Hal and Lois. However, the lawyer has an epiphany and refuses to aid Ida, who, powerless, instantly tries to get on their good terms, but they kick her out of the house.

St Lawrence's church, Falmer

Martin Lauer

Lois, down with a severe case of the flu, doesn't realize she has spent two days in bed; thinking Monday is Sunday, she doesn't make the boys go to school--or lift their latest grounding about giving away Dewey's bike. The boys are originally happy to get the day off school, but soon realize they've made a mistake as the TV is still shut off as part of the punishment and they can't leave the house lest they be seen and reported . Francis calls the boys about hiding an incriminating letter about his latest mishap on the academy and offers them assistance to the go to an arcade. However, when the boys find out from Lois that they are grounded because Francis told her what they did with the bike, the boys refuse to cooperate with him. So Francis decides to get his lowlife pals to get the letter, but Malcolm hides it on a safe place with Dewey, which to his horror, that his own brother hides under Lois' pillow, causing her to read it. Although now realizing it's Monday, Lois is caught up with both her flu and Francis' prank to the academy that she ignores punishing the boys for skipping school. So they come up with a prank that would make Lois ignore Francis. Meanwhile, Hal visits a Porsche dealership and ends up ruining a car because he caught Lois' flu.

Primeape

Purple and gold

May 1981

Dorrington Lane

when traded holding a steel coat

Ed becomes a Godfather when a filly has her baby horse when her owner is away.

Muk

Iglesias Villanueva
Rodrigo

Footballer

Lou Derman and Ben Starr

Ariday

Wilbur constructs a rocking chair out of Ed's old shoes because he wont throw them out. Addison finds a buyer and tricks Wilbur into selling the chair to him.

Anorthosis Famagusta

Ed the Race Horse

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The Contest

none

When Stevie finds out his mother has divorced his father, he falls into a depression and Malcolm tries to cheer him up. Lois' high-school diary falls into Reese's backpack and he reads it and becomes infatuated with the diarist--and is horrified to find out her identity. Dewey regresses into babyhood. Meanwhile, neither Francis nor Otto can bear to put a horse with a deadly infection to sleep.

FAA

Lois' Sister

Possibly earlier-Pre 13th century

Malcolm decides to keep his opinions to himself; at first it goes well, but he becomes so over repressed with his opinions, that he becomes overstressed, causing him to grow a stomach ulcer that leads to a trip to the hospital. Meanwhile, Reese must enlist Craig to drive him and his girlfriend, Alison, to a concert, after she threatens to break up with him over the loss of his Driver's License. He finds himself in over his head when Reese learns that Craig wants to go on a hayride date and won't let him renege out of it, leading Alison to ditch Reese to go to a concert alone. Hal starts practicing race-walking, and ends up having talents for it, until he ends up with a fierce rival. Hal also decides to take on a local speed-walker and buys a speed walking outfit, including the infamous speed walking helmet. Hal makes a run at beating this "common jogger", after learning Wheeler's dirty secret.

Ed has adopted a wild goat kid and decides to give it to Wilbur as a birthday present.

El Prado

Dewey, Lois and Hal go out of town to a piano competition. Without Lois around, Grandma Ida makes Reese get married to Ida's helper, Raduca , but only if he defeats Malcolm in three challenges. When Lois, Dewey and Hal return, they find out that Reese has run with Raduca to Las Vegas to get married, much to Ida's dismay.

Horse Talk
Kirkwood starts taking up horseback riding and his new horse is really fast, so he challenges Wilbur and Ed in a race.

Alakazam

Art. 28. That a well regulated Militia is the proper and natural defence of a free Government.

S. Sánchez

Bomb Shelter

Mill House

Malcolm and Reese's attempt to hitch their way to the annual Burning Man festival, turns into a family vacation when Hal and Lois get in on it, and they rent a RV from Hal's boss. On the festival, everyone seems to enjoy except Hal and Dewey; Hal is scared with the Burning Man attendants who mistake his bourgeois lifestyle as an ironical persiflage of society, while Dewey doesn't get to enjoy the event as Hal has him doing all the chores around the RV. Meanwhile, Reese fits in with the festival, and Malcolm loses his virginity to a healer . Lois ends up having a blast, and Reese relents to "burn the man down", not accepting that the festival has ended, and he accidentally torches the RV. Afterwards, Hal and Dewey are forced to work "dirty jobs" to repay the RV, Malcolm ends up depressed, while Lois and Reese agree in secret to return the following year.

Jiménez González

Ed reads in the newspaper about a cat who is willed a great deal of money.
Carol becomes involved with a woman's club; Wilbur finds his own hobby with a model.

Verza

Chapel

Suárez

English

Magneton

Church

Babalola

Steel

Mohammed Al-Khamis

A church-run daycare center accepts Lois' wailing newborn, but it comes with a price. Not only that Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey must attend Bible-study classes, but Hal and Lois are expected to take part in the church community, or no day care for the baby. Malcolm and Dewey both hate it, Hal bonds well with the church members, Reese accepts God and Lois had an epiphany of being a terrible mother to her own children . Meanwhile, a rival ranch reports an alien sighting, so Francis organizes a sighting on Otto's ranch... which gets him arrested by the government.

with "Hold Tight" and "Heaven of My Life"

Christmas

"Top Back (Remix)"

Juan Bustos

Zsa Zsa Goowhiggie

iMegaphone

CYP

Sola
Vargas

आवन

Willian José

Malcolm decides to publish a student's brilliant story in the school newsletter despite its vulgar language. After the ACLU forces him to not censor the story, Principal Block decides to cancel all extracurricular activities rather than "turning their high school into an adult bookstore". They even blackmail him with threatening the student to be expelled if he doesn't comply. He gets revenge on Block by publishing his own magazine just outside the school grounds , also containing the story.

Larry Rhine

Rollerskates

BBBBBB
Matador

Andy Hay

Salinas

Platinum

Rob Ulin
Malcolm Holds His Tongue
Malcolm is hospitalized with side pains and is diagnosed with appendicitis. He is scheduled for surgery until he manages to prove the diagnosis wrong and must suffer the consequences when his parents find out. The rest of the family obsesses over a board game called March and Conquer , which they usually don't play since Malcolm always beats them all in a few moves. Francis and the cadets go on a hunger strike after Commandant Spangler takes away their television.

After cutting the budget on their wives spending, it's up to Wilbur and Addison to keep house while the women work and make the money.

Convention

Sabrina Sawyer

Prieto Iglesias

Lou Derman and Robert O'Brien

Tom O'Brien

For the senior prom, Reese gets paid to take Janine, a studious girl in class, but only after she gives him a makeover and sends him to finishing school. Malcolm aligns himself with the unpopular kids to form an anti-prom they call "Morp". Dewey discovers there aren't any childhood pictures of him, so he concocts an elaborate scavenger hunt to punish Hal and Lois and throw a party for Jamie.

The western façade of St. Michael's Church

ENG

Church of St Michael and All Angels

Rajawali Televisi

Southover Grange

Metric

Yasser Hobani

Italian Title / RAI English Title

Ed is offended when he is constantly called a jackass all the time, so Ed insists that Wilbur take him to the vet to make sure that Ed is still a horse.

Refronted 1790

Sophia

Ed the Godfather

Mayor

The Bank Robbery

Edward Bateson

Poliwrath/Politoed

Four Hills

Steve Welch

Claude of Valois

Harvey's Brewery
Medieval

Italian air date

Zsa Zsa Gabor is in town to film a western but is fearful of horses. She overcomes her fear of horses and plans to take Ed to South America.

MLA

PC Traynor finds himself in an awkward situation when he is asked to investigate a brutal assault which he was responsible for.

Mina

Ed objects to Carol's idea of using his barn as a voter's polling booth.

Albacete

Hiroaki Nakanishi

Rob Hanning

Gail Kipling

The Chief of the Secret Intelligence Agency calls on Wilbur to find a tiny secret radio that has disappeared. Ed finds the clue in a Chinese restaurant.

Distant Vices

Italy

Living Will

Insp. Eden and DI Hammond investigate an adoption agency selling children to the highest bidder.

Ed the Desert Rat

Public Safety – § 5–204.

Oldham Athletic Association Football Club

Meowth

Joe Ainsworth

Ruiz de Galarreta

Ed confuses Wilbur about his father's plans to remarry.

Bangoura

Wapsbourne

Smunday

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

Aduriz

Yokohama, Japan

Dorrington Hall Farm, Dorrington Lane

Ed and the Motorcycle

After Lois and Hal are reminded of the tight budget they must uphold, Hal discovers one of his boys has been dialing a 900 number. His attempt to explain the error to the hotline's billing department turns awry when he forgets to hang up the phone one evening and finds out about it in the morning, incurring a whopping $800 charge. Meanwhile, Reese takes a job at a research clinic that pays him to pop experimental pills, leading to absolute misery and a ride on police horse, and a reluctant Malcolm takes on a mortifying job at the Lucky Aide as a costumed Uncle Sam on stilts. Finally, Dewey discovers Jamie is finding old things Francis hid from Lois, but when they turn out to be stolen, it becomes clear Francis pawned them off.

Peña Sport

Be Kind to Humans

Díaz

Ed decides that he only wants to be ridden bareback and does not want Wilbur to use a saddle on him, so Wilbur then goes and rents a motorcycle.

In this second clip show, Hal and Lois are penning their will, and think back to all the trouble their sons put them through. Hal forewarned against making out the will because neither he and Lois are equipped for the task and wanted to go to a professional to make out the will.

Note: Frankie Muniz and Christopher Masterson only appear in the flashback scenes. Other than the flashbacks, Justin Berfield only appears in the teaser and Erik Per Sullivan only appears in the last scene.

OAFC

Córdoba

Montgomery County – § 57–10.

A frantic Hal crashes the car while trying to get home to Lois, who has gone into labor. Meanwhile Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey take a parenting class to be better brothers to their new sibling, but realize everything they were taught in the class is the opposite of what their parents did for them . Piama and Lois trick Susan and Ida into clearing up the misunderstanding between them to get Ida to leave. Francis is forced to help Lois give birth when the paramedics don't arrive in time. They manage to deliver the baby, who is named Jamie .

Golden Brown.jpg

Jebor

Chad's Sleepover

Charleston

American football player

Cotterlings

Higson, Charlie

PCs Traynor and Barton embark on a high-speed chase in an attempt to catch three joyriding youths in a stolen car. However, when the chase goes off-road, Traynor is forced to call for help after crashing the panda car. Meanwhile, a young boy, Scott Carter, has been attacked in his own home, and Ch. Insp. Oulton believes that Robbie Elliot , who was convicted of the murder of Scott's sister, Helen, may have been responsible for the attack. Helen and Scott's grieving father decides to pay Elliot a visit after a tip-off from Oulton, but when Scott dies, Elliot is targeted and finds himself trapped inside a burning house, with both he and his daughter in grave danger.

The Parish Church of St Mary the Virgin

Muneta

Rob Licht

Rajawali Televisi.svg

Possibly 1676

*Fugitives from justice.
*Habitual drunkards.
*Addicts or habitual users of any controlled dangerous substance.
*Persons suffering from a mental disorder and have a history of violent behavior; unless he possesses a physician's certificate.
*Persons who have been confined for more than 30 consecutive days to a mental health facility; unless he possesses a physician's certificate.
*Persons who are visibly under the influence of alcohol or drugs may not purchase a firearm.
*Persons who have not completed a certified firearms safety training course may not purchase a "regulated firearm."
*Participants in a "straw purchase."
*Persons subject to a "non ex parte civil protective order."

Houseboat

Ed the Emancipator

Halilović

Wilbur gets into trouble with a married woman in the park as he is riding Ed, who keeps whistling at the woman's horse. Wilbur must convince his wife, and the other woman's husband, he is not a masher.
A neighbor who happens to be a builder needs an architect. Ed comes up with an idea that go-go music might just help Wilbur get that job.

Ditchling, Lewes

Class I to class XII

Ed writes to Dear Abby on account of getting a bachelor stall.

The Walk

Immobile
Numancia

Flying

Ahmed Al-Khater
Saad Al-Harbi

Martí

After a recommendation for Wilbur's architectural abilities, Wilbur's next job is to design a shopping mall. When the really heavy investor wants to ride Ed around, Wilbur doesn't see a problem but Ed does.

Early 17th century

Mister Ed starts giving Wilbur a string of winning picks at the local racetrack.

Northside HS

Cliffe, Lewes

Racing Ferrol

Ed enters Wilbur in a newspaper puzzle contest and Wilbur ends up winning a miniature horse which Ed adopts as his own son.

Humilithon

Bellsprout

Christmas Trees

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Sleepover

Tejedor

The Moment I Said It

Herrera

Wilbur the Masher

Eric Kaplan

Crown Hotel

Osama Al-Hamdan

The Posts and the Kirkwoods are on their way to a vacation together, and while they left Ed behind, Ed decides to track them down.

Chan Siu Wing

to Ayia Napa until the end of the season

Lie Detector

Reus Deportiu

True Colours

Hernán
Pedro León

PC Traynor's brother is left badly beaten after two henchmen come to collect repayment on his drug debt.

Lois is cited for reckless driving, and arrested due to several outstanding parking tickets earned by Francis. She orders Francis to pay off the fines he has accumulated in her name, which leads Francis to try a dangerous stunt for money. Lois disputes the reckless driving citation, believing the officer has a personal grudge against her because she made him pay for an iced-tea he was buying. The boys find that Lois was wrong but can't tell her because she will scream and ground them. But when security camera footage shows evidence to the contrary, Lois has an emotional meltdown over being wrong for the first time in her life. Craig finds a security camera from a different angle showing that Lois wasn't at fault after all. However, Hal and the boys destroyed the tape, so she will continue to believe she was wrong and forces Craig to remain silent, or else they will make his life living hell.

Other Information

Rubio

The Addisons decide to sell their house to neighbors with a terrible kid and Ed decides he would rather have Addison than the new neighbors.

Public Safety – § 5–131.

BRA

In this back door pilot for a proposed TV series, Emmy Lou Harper is the teenage daughter of the Post's new neighbors who gets them involved with her romantic problems when Emmy Lou asks Wilbur for a locket of hair from Mister Ed's tail to make a 'love potion' to win the affections of a local delivery boy.

Township

Anne Arundel County- § 9-1-601.
See below for existing local regulations.

Ed and Wilbur go undercover again to fight the spies, but have to figure out the "hip code" being used to transfer information in the Chinese restaurant.

Future Malcolm

Ed goes on a diet to impress a filly.

Photographic

Big Pine Lodge
After Mister Ed saves the life of a little girl at the park, her grateful grandfather invites Ed and the Posts to his Catalina estate and Ed has to face his fear of the water.

Touchdowns

Ed the Tout

Santi

Ch. Insp. Oulton decides to dish out his own brand of justice when his son in law is caught dealing drugs - and cheating on his daughter.

canada

Ed's Christmas Story

Romero Cuerda

*For the purposes of "Criminal Law – Subtitle 2. Handguns", including "§ 4–203. wearing, carrying, or transporting handgun,"
**short-barreled rifles and short-barreled shotguns are "handguns."
**certain antique firearms, as defined in Criminal Law – § 4-201, are not "handguns."
*Machine guns generally may not be possessed outside of one's permanent residence or business occupancy.

House

Supt. Blake finds her operational powers have been reduced when the verdict of inquiry is revealed.

Volkswagen Routan Chrysler Voyager Dodge Caravan Lancia Voyager

Emblem of the 7575th Operations Group

Rock

Yuri

Sami Al-Khaibari

Ponyta

Broken Dreams

Montgomery County – § 57–11.

Guidetti

An old college friend of Wilbur's taunts him into entering Ed in a jumping contest against his own racing horse.

Mosquito

Long Shadows

Film poster

Pérez Pallás

Cotterlings, East Sussex

Cartabia
Real Unión

Barn to the East of Court Farmhouse

Adam Małysz

David D'Ovidio

FCH

Fed up with his constant ignorance, Malcolm beats up a huge bully who won't leave him alone, only to learn that the bully is a 7-year-old brat who uses his strength to bully others. Malcolm feels guilty and tries to clear his conscience by signing up for a charity run, but fails when he trips on his untied shoe at the beginning of the run. Dewey is injured climbing a tree, so Hal decides to cuts it down, angering the neighbors because they can see their house now, but then, Hal misses the tree, so he plants another one. Francis decides to steal the slides for the military academy's disgusting sex education slideshow, but he finds some immature slides of Commandant Spangler in his office, which he replaces with the original slides. However, Spangler shows a cunning and trickier side by showing the cadets slides of Francis picking his nose and urinating drunk.

Anorthosis Famagusta FC

Hal decides to coach Dewey's soccer team and turns them into monsters. Meanwhile, when Malcolm and Reese get a computer from their neighbor Ed, they discover his big secret thanks to the undeleted emails and Reese blackmails him into doing things for him. Malcolm starts playing a game called The Virts, where he recreates himself and his family, but gets obsessed when his virtual version develops depression and morbid obesity. In Alaska, Piama kidnaps Lavernia's precious parakeet and demands better treatment for Francis or else she will personally execute the parakeet.
While Hal worries and argues with Lois over the possibility of her being pregnant again since she is two weeks late with her period, the two look back at the memories of their children's births, from Francis being born while Hal and Lois got married, Reese born early because Lois pushed him out because he kicked too hard, Malcolm born on the front yard because Lois had to go to the hospital and Francis locked her out of the car because he thought he would get a shot, to Dewey's birth on the backyard while it was raining because young Malcolm accidentally made chlorine gas and the house had to air out and the car keys were inside the gassy house. During Dewey's birth, Hal was forced by Lois to tell her why he loves her. Later, Dewey, who has been listening to his parents, is happy that they are not arguing anymore, because he thought they would get a divorce. Lois is revealed not to be pregnant.

Elevation

Saginaw Sting

Lou Derman and Bob O'Brien

Reese Joins the Army: Part 2

Agustín

Sabrina Spellman

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Santos

Love and the Single Horse

LibertyBP 407

Neil Thompson
Hal Grieves

Jon Provost's stars as the pitcher for Wilbur's little league game, but almost misses Wilbur's baseball game.

Salvá

Lois Strikes Back

$8MM

Bell Tower

Bosch Domenech

Golden Brown

England squads

ALB

An angry Reese threatens Stevie, who dreads a retaliation; Dewey gets hooked on cigarettes, thanks to ex-smoker Hal's many stashes around the house. Lois tries to get Jamie to talk by telling him her modern life and her high school years, but his only words are spoken similar to Francis' own . When the time comes for Reese and Stevie to fight, Reese tries to make it fair by turning his legs limp in ice water, but Stevie has done just the opposite, and steals a robot exoskeleton from a college project he is into, beating him up badly. In the end, Dewey is grounded, Stevie is kicked out from the project for unauthorized use of equipment, and Hal has to find all of his stashes, or, as Malcolm says, "Lois will make him eat them", and he finishes with bringing a new bedpan for the incapacitated Reese.

Xu Adam

Ed's Ancestors

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Garage Sale

Church of St Leonard

Mega Gengar

Compostela

Marigold
Donald Kipling

After Hal forbids Dewey from inviting his peculiar classmate Chad over for a sleepover, Dewey asks Lois instead. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese find out that they are not as popular as they once thought , then plot "revenge" on their classmates. Lois searches for the warranty papers on her 10-year-old blender that she wishes to return for minor infractions. As she searches for it, Chad places an envelope at the end of Lois's papers containing a pornographic photo of a sleeping Lois taken by a drunk Hal. Hal gives Chad a book with a highlighter to write in, but his obsessive-compulsive disorder leads Chad to inadvertently revealing the pornographic picture to Lois.

Newick Park, Newick, Lewes

Oviedo

Louisiana State University, Eunice .png

Jordan Gertner

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Hannah Dakota Fanning

Supt. Oulton realises that two of his officers are implicated in the death of youth Des Orton.

Kevin

Sudan

Malcolm and Reese end up in the same class since Reese failed the previous year. Mr. Herkabe, who may lose his award for the school's highest GPA to Malcolm, gleefully humiliates Reese every day until he agrees to start failing his classes. Malcolm gets his revenge on Herkabe by telling the principal, Mr. Hodges , his teacher's secret. He immediately revokes Mr. Herkabe's GPA award as his punishment for flunking Gym and returns it to Edna Thornby. End result: Herkabe has to retake gym and endures humiliation with Reese tossing dodgeballs at him. Meanwhile, Jamie's new babysitter drives Lois crazy with her nonstop talking. This episode features Hopsin, before he was a well known rapper.

The Northern Echo

Reese Joins the Army: Part 1
Malcolm tutors Reese to improve his lousy grades and avoid him getting sent to the school's remedial class by his teacher Mr. Woodward , but he keeps getting Fs, no matter how much he studies. Desperate, Malcolm secretly takes Reese's big test, and when it earns another F, he realizes that Woodward has a grudge on Reese for his bullying and wants him the school's remedial class. Francis leaves the family and lives in the basement of his friend Richie's house because Lois kicked him out for refusing to re-shingle the roof during a visit home due to Hal's fear of heights. When Mr. Woodward calls to give Lois and Hal the paperwork to reassign Reese to the remedial class, Malcolm busts him, but he also reveals his scheme. When Lois is ready to tell the school about Woodward's targeting of Reese, Woodward points out this would get Malcolm expelled from school. Lois responds that she would gladly sacrifice Malcolm to save Reese because she knows whatever happens Malcolm will be all right, while Reese needs all the help he can. Lois's threat is backed up when Woodward sees Francis in the rain, screaming and begging to be let in. In the end Francis, Reese, Malcolm and Woodward are all forced to re-shingle the roof together.

Tower

Lou Derman, Robert O'Brien, and Ben Starr

Tentacool

Criminal Law – § 4-305.

Tierno

Iford, Lewes
Little Manor

Wilbur and Ed get lost while they were riding in the park. As they got lost, they met a few hobos and Ed invites them to dine with the Posts while Carol's father is visiting.

Note: This is the second episode to feature Wilbur's father-in-law.

auto

Pearl Harbor

Mohammed Al-Qumaisg

Heidenheim 1846 e.V.

*Macradenia triandra (Lindl.)
*Rhynchadenia cubensis (A.Rich. in R.de la Sagra)
*Macradenia surinamensis (Rchb.f. & Wullschl. in W.G.Walpers)

Supt. Blake awakens from terror the night before, and has idea about who the man who raped her could be.

Linwood Boomer

Janne Ahonen

Tenerife

Reese Drives

Shoreditch, London, England

Colinas

A Man for Velma

Kai-Ting Tiffany Wu

Ben Starr and Robert O'Brien

Irish businessman

Reese gets his learner's permit, but after a poor student named Jackie makes him miss his turn for a driving test, he steals the Driver's-Ed car and ends up in a chase with the cops. However, he battles them back after driving back to the driving course and making a perfect course, impressing Jackie and his whole family. After throwing eggs on Craig's house, Lois makes Malcolm to clean it from Craig's house, but Craig lied so he could have Malcolm help him set up his new home cinema. Meanwhile, Francis makes several promises to different lodgers in order to fix a hole in the lodge's roof, but when he can't deliver, the angry lodgers come after him.

Caicedo
Alegre

MKD

Espinosa

Arthur Lubin

white

How It Should Have Ended provides an animated sketch where Spock Prime tells Spock about other villains in the Star Trek franchise.

Tegan Moss

Ice

Hal's Dentist

Ted Bateson

Actress and Model

Newhaven, Lewes

Insp. Eden deals with an irate father who threatens to harm his daughter's pimp.

Saddles and Gowns
Addison, being the Chairman and a distant relative from Paul Revere, hires a sculptor to create an statue of Paul Revere's horse. Ed poses for the horse which is abstract and a shock when they see it.

We Know What It Means to Be Alone

Formentera

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League One, 15th

Victoria L Fullick

CW3

When Malcolm spots a decrepit 1968 Plymouth Barracuda V8 in his neighborhood on sale, he instantly falls in love with it and purchases the car. But he gets so caught up in the difficult task of restoring it that he blows off Stevie as well as Reese who needs him for an illegal betting scheme of his, during which Reese wins 11,500 dollars which he cannot pick up since Malcolm refuses to help him. Malcolm eventually learns a hard lesson about making time for others when he is trapped within his own car. Hal, on the other hand, is having success when he stumbles upon his hidden talent: hairstyling. Lois doesn't have time to worry about Malcolm or Hal, as she is caught up in scandal between Craig and their Lucky Aide boss Fred. Craig says he is taking time off to tutor Fred's wife in golf, but Lois finds out he is actually having an affair with her.

Tudelano
Soldado

Reese meets a cute vegetarian named Carrie when he goes back to work at the meat plant. He goes along with her politics talk at first, but she catches him with a pork chop. Feeling guilty for lying and his carnivorous compulsions, he sets free all the cows at the meat plant. Meanwhile, Malcolm tries to fool Craig in order to attend a rock concert, only to end up making Craig miserable. Craig decides to make a trip across country on a motorcycle, only to get trampled by the freed cows, then make one final attempt to be with Lois, and she manages to pacify Craig enough for him to go back to his life. Hal makes his own version of The Game of Life in hopes of beating Dewey, under the guise of teaching his son a lesson about real life.

Lou Derman and Stanley Adams

James Joseph Brown

The city's American History Museum offers Wilbur a task to build a monument. The best part is that they offer Wilbur a commission, but he doesn't know what he should create.

Secret Boyfriend

Horse Party

Imogen Heap - Speak For Yourself.jpg

Hot Tub
Krelboyne Girl
Malcolm's in love with a hot and secretly brainy teen named Vicki who fears ruining her image by seeing him publicly. Soon, he learns the truth from Jessica and eventually starts a relationship with her. Reese is kicked out of the house for refusing to get a job, but Lois lets him live back in to take care of him. However, Reese decides to get a job after having a nightmare that he will have to take care of Lois 24/7. Meanwhile, Hal is in a heated conflict with the owner of the miniature golf course because he won't give Dewey a free game . In turn, he teaches his father a lesson by locking him up in one of the displays because he never listened to him when he told him he was ok with not getting a free game.

López Parra

Reese decides to throw a party while Lois and Hal take a weekend break for one last romantic getaway before the baby is born. Unfortunately, he invites Francis' friend, Donnie and his gang , and they turn the party into a crystal meth operation. When Francis fails to blackmail Donnie into leaving and leaving Craig as their hostage, Dewey ends up solving the situation by tattling on the delinquents to their mothers, who quickly show up to pick up their children and give them a piece of their minds. Francis, Reese and Malcolm are actually grateful to Dewey for once in saving them. Meanwhile, Hal and Lois are having a miserable time at the honeymoon hotel after it was revealed that Hal lied to Lois about him getting a Vasectomy. They return home to find everything normal.

A magician's elephant that Wilbur takes in drives Mister Ed crazy with his antics.
The Posts, Addisons, and Ed all go to a ski lodge. During the trip they fall victim to card sharks. That is until they use Ed to try and help them out.

Public Safety – § 5–123.

Malling Deanery

Varea

true

Cristie Miele

Kay's brother offends Ed by dressing up as a horse for a costume ball.

Á. Martínez
Pozo

Taller Than She
Wilbur wants Ed to write another hit song, a blues number, but Ed can't do it until he feels miserable after a filly jilts him.

Malcolm films Reese for a school psychology assignment, then discovers that he is an unwitting participant in one of Mr. Herkabe's experiments, causing him to be portrayed as a sadistic maniac, also losing Reese's trust. To get back at Herkabe, he gets into his office to reveal the other students' dirty secrets , causing everybody to distance themselves in shame, only for him to get suspended. Meanwhile, Hal fears he'll lose his job when top officials at his company are arrested for embezzlement. Lois' washer and dryer keep breaking down. When Dewey skips school he starts earning big money working as a street magician.

Saúl
Vítor

The Bashful Clipper

Dewey's Dog

The circus comes to town, and they intend to place it on the Addisons' property.

Fernández Fernández

Jerry Spinelli

Corpus Christi Hammerheads

Days before Malcolm's birthday, he and Reese pull increasingly severe pranks against each other. Flashbacks throughout the episode gradually reveal how their feud began when Malcolm ate a blueberry Reese was saving. Meanwhile, Francis encounters a "devil cow" at the ranch and discovers it's just an ordinary cow long overdue for milking. Dewey worries about his role as Abraham Lincoln in the school play and takes on the advice of Lois to imagine a set of parents that leads to a memorable performance. Hal enlists Craig to help him find Malcolm a birthday present, but is driven nuts by his constant demands. Although, Craig calls off the deal, he rescues Hal from buying a bad comic book and forces the owner into negotiations. Malcolm would never get a chance to enjoy the comic book as it along with the other presents go to Dewey as compensation for missing his play, due to Hal and Lois having to ground both Reese and Malcolm for their fight.

Rob Licht &

Gregg Vanzo

Imogen Heap

St Swithun House

The family has a dinner date with the Kenarbans, who start to pick up the bad habits of Malcolm and his family: Abe gets drunk with Hal, Stevie punches Reese, and Kitty makes a scene by yelling at Stevie in front of everyone. With Spangler's mother visiting, the academy is free for the cadets, and so Francis invites a group of local girls to a party at Marlin Academy, which they promptly destroy. Francis goes to Spangler to tell him about the party, and together they try to limit the damage.

Story by: Stanley Adams and Lou Derman
Ed writes a hit song for Kay's brother in law, a music published in need of a hit.

De Burgos Bengoetxea

Newick, Lewes

Hong Kong team roster

Felix Schröter

Traffic Ticket

Keith Boak

Stilts

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Yasser Al-Dhamri

The day begins with Hal asking Lois if she'd like the new baby to be another boy or a girl, but it's interrupted by the boys fighting. During a hellish trip to the mall with Hal, a fed up Lois imagines life with daughters instead of sons with Malcolm as Mallory , Reese as Renee , Dewey as Daisy and also imagines Hal being obese with the fact of being the only male in the house. Though starting off nice and pleasant, Lois soon discovers the problems with raising girls: Renee is pregnant with a bad girl reputation at school, Mallory is an egotistical brat and Daisy is master manipulator. The problems are made worse the arrival of Frances , who had followed her male counterpart in rebelling against Lois in leaving college against her wishes and is a stripper. The girls gang up and blame Lois for every one of their problems, which the boys had done earlier, making Lois realize that girls are just as difficult to raise as boys: while boys can be mischievous and destructive, girls are manipulative and rude. Meanwhile, Hal desperately searches for the perfect Valentine's Day present for Lois and settle for a baby's outfit. Thought the boys are well behaved for once, it is revealed that Lois hasn't learned her lesson from the experience and wishes for the new baby to be a girl.

Lewes House

Goodbye Kitty

Ed's Juice Stand

Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD of Epic Rap Battles of History, along with Jessica Jablonski, sing a parody of "Everything Is Awesome".

gold

Domínguez

West

Darialathippa village, Yanam, UT Puducherry

Abdurahim Al-Khaibari

POR

Ally Wiccan

Jacques Fred Petrus, Mauro Malavasi

Carbià

Carnival
Dewey's Special Class

Olavide

Green

While Wilbur is working on nice living quarters for an elephant, Ed is taking apples from Addison's apple tree.

Malcolm's family and the Kenarbans vacation together on a houseboat, before Lois scolds Malcolm for his father for almost becoming a registered sex offender all because of a girl at a sports store, and forces him to make up with him by going fishing with Hal. While Reese and Stevie hang out with girls from a cheerleader camp who are rather kinky. Malcolm soon becomes annoyed with spending time fishing with Hal, and finds some bras and Reese's shirt by the boat, causing him to throw Hal overboard and rushing the boat to the girls camp. Dewey has an increasingly bad time, ending with Reese and Stevie leaving him on a buoy, causing him to have severe skin burns. Returning home, Lois punishes Malcolm and Reese for 3 weeks for their actions with household chores, even though Malcolm remarks that he cannot stop smiling. Meanwhile, Francis' friend, Eric, drops out of the military academy to take on a logging job in Alaska and Francis gets himself emancipated so he can join him, incurring Lois' wrath because she was against him leaving school from the start.

Aythami
Castells

Cavaliers

Rao, Malladi Krishna

Charles Murray Higson

My Horse, the Ranger

Itford Farmhouse

Fukien AC

Baby: Part 1

Paddington, London, England

Ebro

Supt. Blake and Ch. Insp. Oulton lead the search for a former police officer who has gone on the run after being sent to prison.

Ronnie Knight

* Detroit Lions
* New Orleans Saints

The Aunt

Rico

Mrs. Tri-County

Barbican House

Kannapolis

Faisel Al-Yami

Portugalete

Ed the Salesman
After a fight with Wilbur, Ed runs away for open spaces and ends up in the desert but Ed finds him.

Barn
Hamsey, Lewes

Statue of Jhalkaribai in Gwalior

Vegas

George Burns offers $25,000 to make a Las Vegas appearance with Ed.

San Gregorio

Ida plans to drug, marry, and bilk a wealthy Chinese man , then divorce him and get his money. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced but it then swells up and he must hide it and the resulting lisp from Lois until the wedding ends. Meanwhile, Reese has saved up the money to buy a special model ship for Dewey - just to smash it up in front of him! So Dewey goes to great length to pretend Reese doesn't exist, and Reese is horrified enough to try to apologize.

Valdés Aller

last team

The Parish Church of St Martin

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The family goes to Hal's family reunion for his father's birthday, and Hal's family makes Lois miserable because she is from a lower-class family. They pick on her because of her clothes and her parents, dislike her topics and subjects, and finally forget about her during the family photo. They find her crying in the closet, where they insult her for her hot temper. Hal, Piama and the boys are furious for this. Donning several layers of coats, Hal clashes with his father, Walter , and forces a confession from him. The boys decide to pull a revenge prank on their relatives by driving a golf cart over the celebration with the help of their younger cousins, destroying the party and finally landing in the pool, forcing them to flee from the angry mob. Even though Lois pretends to be angry at the boys, she is still overjoyed inside for having them standing up to others for her. She finally starts treating Piama much better than before.

Conejero Sánchez

on loan from Al-Feiha FC

Strange Glue

D. Pérez
Perales

Ended

Dave Ihlenfeld & David Wright

Ed discovers that he's part Indian steed and refuses association with a parrot descended from General Custer's parrot.

Malcolm wants to play street hockey on rollers with his friends on the street, but he doesn't know to do it, so Hal gives Malcolm roller skating lessons. Malcolm becomes frustrated with his lessons and says "the F word" to his dad. Hal responds by not only punishing Malcom but also typing up several pages of obscene words and forcing Malcolm to look him in the eye and say them to him. Malcolm relents, but manages to do it, realizing the meaning of swearing words, and then agreeing not to make eye contact with Hal for the next weeks, and he finally learns how to roll on skates. Meanwhile, Lois throws out her back by screaming too loud at Reese for tracking mud in the house and refuses to take painkillers until Reese secretly sneaks them in her milk. At Marlin Academy, Francis fakes the same back injury to get out of a wilderness survival exercise at the academy, but is caught and forced to go on the exercise.

Roger

Merv Lopes

C. Fernández
Verdi
Socuéllamos

United

evolvesat

Lleida Esportiu

Michael Fessier

Criminal Law – § 4-303.

Experiment

Alcoyano

Ed the Bridgeroom

St Peter the Apostle church, East Blatchington

Robert O'Brien

Between 1607 and 1627

Cumulus

Stereo Store

Bikandi Garrido

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Malaysian footballer

Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey are given money to buy birthday presents for Lois . However, they spend most of it on candy and give not so great presents. However when Hal also forgets Lois' birthday as well, she runs away from home and goes to a batting cage. Francis, who had come home for Lois' birthday, convinces an African woman to ditch her bus tour and see America with him instead. When he learns what Reese, Malcolm and Dewey has done, he disciplines them for their selfishness. At the batting cage, Hal and the boys throw together a makeshift party for her at the batting cages, where they end up getting into a fight with a bunch of clowns.

IFL 2009

Story by: Ron Corcillo & A.J. Poulin

Gengar

Ed the Stowaway

Journal Square

Espinar

Waleed Al-Rajaa

Cockerham

Late 17th century

León

Doduo

No 111 and Railings to North

Transportation – § 5-1008.

Lois arranges for Francis to come home on Hal's birthday as a surprise, but the real surprise is on everyone else when Francis arrives--with a wife, Piama , which he told no one about. Malcolm, Dewey, and Reese are immediately sent to bed while the arguments rage on with Lois and Francis, destroying Hal's birthday. Meanwhile, the boys, upset that their parents don't care about their opinions, sneak off to a hotel with Hal's credit card to start a new life, until Hal finds out about the missing credit card and it leads to Lois confronting the boys. Although upset, Malcolm wisely tells Lois that she had been ignoring their own thoughts even when they agreed what Francis did was wrong, prompting her to apologize for her actions.

Child's Play

Reese's Job

Pepe

Ed the Chauffeur

Sanchón

Seal of Louisiana State University Eunice

Sheffield Park, Chailey, Lewes

Horse Sense
Ed retaliates against Wilbur for riding a bike instead of him and flattens the bike tires so Wilbur is caught walking home in the rain.
Home Sweet Trailer

Milla

Dorrington Hall Farm - geograph.org.uk - 537603.jpg

Home Alone 4

Emblem of the 7499th Support Group

Mortimer

Levante

From Saxon to Perpendicular

Tromsø, Norway

Westgate Chapel

Lois and Hal find out about the most disgusting and terrible thing Reese has done yet ; even Hal snaps, and they kick him out of the house after he stands up to them. Francis tries to defend him and bring him home , while at home, Dewey enjoys trashing Reese's things and sleeping on his bed, fully intending to keep Reese out of the house. Meanwhile, Lois finds out that Reese's grades are improving and he takes care of himself--maybe he's better off there? They soon get their answer when they find out he is $20,000 in credit-card debt. They drag him home and Malcolm narrates that she has spent over a month to find the suitable punishment for him.

Gil Manzano

Pat Tanibe

Marksville Prehistoric Indian Site

Fahad Al-Malki

Public Safety – § 5–132.

Mubarak

Westmeston, Lewes

Jehad Al-Zowaid

Kicked Out

Wilbur refuses to buy Ed a new saddle and Carol a new dress.

Unexploded Bombs

Fighting

Big Cheese

Ed in the Peace Corps

Malcolm looks forward to visiting college — until Lois comes along and they meet the power-hungry dorm head, Leland. Lois turns the kids against him, determined to get Malcolm safety, but he himself doesn't know for who will he vote. After Hal refused to buy Dewey a piano, Dewey steals items around the house to drive Hal crazy until he builds one from the items he stole. Reese pretends to be a drug dealer to go out with the school's narc, who turns out to be an undercover cop. Francis and Otto try to help out at a daycare, but Otto gets the kids drunk.

Nations Cup

High School Play

Ed the Pilgrim

Mega Alakazam

Criminal Law – §4-405.

Lou Derman Larry Rhine

Castle Place Nos 165 and 167, and Railings

Michael Borkow
Malcolm begins to fuss about his high school yearbook photo. Meanwhile, he also receives a $10,000 education reward unknown for him, and when Hal and Lois find out, they want to spend it on themselves. After Dewey learns of this, he's in until Francis comes for a visit and learns the truth.

Electrode

Japanese Businessman

Jeff Melman

Tyne House and Railings to South

Mega Slowbro

Unbeknownst to Lois, the boys enter her in the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant as a joke. When they overhear the other contestants remarking that Lois doesn't have a chance of winning, they plot to help their mother take the county crown. Meanwhile, Malcolm is blackmailed into delivering love notes to a contestant for Herkabe, and Reese discovers that, according to the Mrs. Tri-County Pageant manual's scientific formula, he is beautiful, but he can't participate, as the formula only applies to middle-aged women.

Abdulaziz Al-Dhefiri

Criminal Law – § 4-301.

Wilbur and Roger are banished to the barn by their wives.

Lee Ki

Hussain Mojaadel

Mensajero

Stable for Three

Indian politician

Isco

Ed's Dentist
Ed and Paul Revere

Folch

Criminal Law – § 4-403.

Samu

Poker 2

War Memorial

Grandma Sues

Vélez

EastEnders

LA2

The Posts hire a cook while Carol's wrist is in a sling. She is so great, Ed proposes to her so she wont leave.

American air date

Ben Starr and Bob O'Brien

Story by: Janae Bakken

Wilbur in the Lion's Den

DVD cover

Mid 18th century

Transverse front-engine, front-wheel drive Transverse front-engine, all-wheel drive

Ed the Beachcomber

Machamp
Ghost

Block Party

Ed wants Wilbur to take him to a Gypsy to get his hoof read. That way, he will get with a spirited filly whom he is in love with.

Hervías

Gannon Nickell

DI Hammond and DS Kelly investigate when a student found dead in a school playground turns out to be a drugs mule.

Hal's Christmas Gift
Hal buys a hot tub without telling Lois, but it turns into a swamp when he neglects to clean it. Malcolm finally gets his learner's permit, and gets mixed up in a fight between Polly and her ex-boyfriend. Reese steals Dewey's new friend Noah, who had actually befriended Dewey to get to Reese to ask him to beat up Noah's bullies. Meanwhile, Manfred Schmidt--former fiance to Gretchen, former best friend to Otto--visits the ranch.

Crossing the Line

Businessman

The Ridiculous 6

Levie Isaacks

_redtop

San Lorenzo
Ángel

While Malcolm and Reese spend a day exploring a sewer with Dewey and Stevie, they can't stop bragging that they saw Kitty naked over the weekend. Lois serves jury duty for a stolen motorcycle case and as she's not allowed to discuss it, Hal and Abe think her case is a high-profile murder case and spend the day proving their own theories about it. In the deliberation room, a dismayed Lois finds that her fellow jury members just want to declare the defendant guilty and go home. She forces them to properly analyze the case by not only changing her verdict, but also using Francis as an example since Lois is aware that their behavior resembles his. Meanwhile, Francis himself is trapped with the other guys in an ice-fishing shed with a bear outside.

The Posts buy Kay a cockatoo for her birthday. Ed gets it into his head to liberate the bird and the entire animal shelter in the style of Abe Lincoln.

NIR

Asdrúbal

Raghu Vamsee

Criminal Law – § 4-208.

Repeat Offender

West Midlands

Tyronne

Glynde, Lewes
GB-ESX

Teleplay by: Pang-Ni Landrum

Hugh CornwellJean-Jacques BurnelDave GreenfieldJet Black

Agus

Ol' Rockin' Chair

Leganés

captain
Kevin Njie

Star Trek Into Darkness

Naif Al-Olayani

"Lay All Your Love on Me" / "Super Trouper"/ "On and On and On" by ABBA

Ed has an uncontrollable urge for Addison's apples and constantly takes them from Addison's apple tree. Addison gets very angry at Ed and threatens Wilbur to stop Ed, or there will be trouble.

Teleplay by: Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein

Mister Ed wants to win a contest for a European trip but makes Wilbur lose so the prize can go to an elderly couple
Ed the Stoolpigeon
The Blessed Event

Health Scare

Ed a-Go-Go
Ed Gets Amnesia

Ski Jumping World Cup 2005/06

Chrysler Town & Country

Between 1755 and 1760

Varón Aceitón
Osasuna

Claude of Lorraine

Nano

Former parish church

SVN

British actor, writer and singer

Burgui

black

Vince Clarke

Actress

Ed the Beneficiary
Ed's Diction Teacher

Malcolm fakes an emotional breakdown in order to get out of the Krelboyne class' Medieval Week. Hal and Lois clean out a packed closet and find that it is actually a second bathroom with a functional toilet. They decide to keep the secret and repack it so the boys won't find out. Dewey reveals a hidden talent for table skittles, but his talent seems to disappear as soon as Hal tries to show it off on a convention. Meanwhile, Francis starts laundry duty at military school. He is good at it, but then becomes greedy and starts a business and blackmail. The other cadets soon gets back at Francis for it.

Arkaitz

Peter Lauer

Rob Evans

The LEGO Movie

Katrina Spellman

How Murray Saved Christmas

Unemployment Show

Lois' Makeover

Wilbur wants a picture of Ed to enter into a contest, and Ed does not want to participate. Feeling that the contest is undignified, Ed runs away to a zoo as a zebra.

Ida's Boyfriend

Ch. Insp. Oulton tries to help out an old friend, Phil Scott , when an arson attack burns down a homeless charity that he volunteers for. A link to other local arson attacks is suspected, but Oulton soon realizes that Scott may have been having extra-marital relations with an underage girl - which may indicate a motive for the attack. Meanwhile, a young girl brought into custody on suspicion of shoplifting turns out to be withholding an extra special surprise - a baby. And when tempers between the girl and her father boil over, it's not long before the girl enters early labour, and Sgt. Jackson realizes that he may have to deliver the baby himself.

Lee Supercinski

Sgt. Gentle teams up with Supt. Oulton's father to investigate a cold case involving a wrongly convicted murder suspect.

Ed the Pilot

Kerrang!

Willie Davenport

Todd Holland

Outhouse Studios, Reading, England

Never Ride Horses
Pine Lake Lodge

Location of Semarang in Indonesia

Criminal Law – § 4-405.

Mortified when she learns that she performs poorly in Lucky Aide secret-shoppers' performance reviews, Lois tries to dress up her appearance. Her work life begins to improve after the makeover, but she removes all the makeup after a man mistakes her for a prostitute. Hal is re-energized after beating the boys at basketball until the boys discover his dirty secret and get their revenge on him. A rat infestation gives Francis a new job.

Robert Del Maestro

BAR

Manor Farmhouse and the Garden Wall to North and West of the House

Salvi

Malcolm joins a local dance class to meet a cute girl, but after discovering she is a poor dancer, he realizes that he must accept Danielle, the unattractive, but most talented partner in order to win the competition. While trying to bury their father's broken trophy, Reese and Dewey discover an underground bomb shelter in the backyard and lock Hal in it, while Lois tries to win a new truck at the shopping mall. Hal soon discovers the bomb shelter is paradise, and Lois plays mind games for the truck.

Hércules

I Luv It (Young Jeezy song)

Guna, Madhya Pradesh, India

Yes

Public Safety – § 5–128.

Dewey finds a dog and uses him to gain the upper hand over Malcolm and Reese, such as making them wear dresses and makeup. When Craig comes by to return some dry-cleaning, Dewey holds him hostage. Craig manages to run away but the dog chases him. Because the dog is gone, Malcolm and Reese torture Dewey as revenge for the dog . Meanwhile, Hal and Lois go on a date, and neither will admit that they caught Craig's flu. In Alaska, Francis comes face-to-face with his former, albeit drunk commandant, Edwin Spangler, who blames him for not only losing his job at Marlin Academy, but also his desertion. Francis feels sympathy for Spangler and gets him a job at a retirement home that gives him free rein to bully the elderly.

Note: This marks the final appearance of Daniel Von Bargen as Commandant Edwin Spangler for the series but will appear in a flashback scene in the season 4 episode "Clip Show 2".

Barreiro

Lois' parents Victor and Ida come for a visit and don't seem to approve of anyone in the family except Reese. Hal buys a new refrigerator thinking Victor is going to reimburse him for it, but Victor changes his mind. Victor also gives Reese a case of his old weapons, but Reese pulls the pin and breaks the handle off a live grenade, so Malcolm throws it in the new fridge to keep it from destroying the house, blowing up the fridge in the process. Meanwhile, Francis is sick from a bad sushi while he and the cadets are in New Orleans for Mardi Gras.

Local language

Francis bribes Malcolm and Reese with just one extra ticket to a wrestling match, forcing them to humiliate themselves and do all his chores, trying to outdo each other for the one ticket. The boys turn on each other when they realize that the other one can't go to the wrestling match if they are grounded. However, Francis betrays them both by taking a girl to a wrestling match and they get their revenge, by emptying his wallet, calling the police and reporting the family car is stolen by Francis, and then they tie up themselves in the trunk, leaving Francis humiliated in front of his girl and also getting him arrested. Meanwhile, Dewey is hired to watch Craig's cat for the weekend, but he loses the cat and his parents make things worse. Craig moves in with the family after they burn his house down. In the end, Lois punishes Reese and Malcolm for getting Francis arrested by forcing them to serve Craig. The episode ends with a blooper reel before the credits.
Hal Quits

B Inspired!

Μεγάλη Κυρία

White Rabbit

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J. Gómez
Torres

Hearts and Minds

V G Joshi

Kirkwood plans a party for his straight-laced, former Commanding General. Problems hit when a little Martian changes the whole thing around.

Notes: This episode was intended to be a pilot for another spin-off TV series that never took off which was part-animation and part-live action featuring the adventures of the title Martian. This is one of the few episodes where Mister Ed is not a main character.

Macradenia lutescens

New neighbors move in next to Malcolm's family, and the two families soon hate each other . One of the neighbors starts rumors that Malcolm is a Peeping Tom, leading Malcolm to seek revenge by framing him for theft. Malcolm and Reese accidentally catch the neighbor family's mother cheating on her husband, forcing them to move. Meanwhile, Commandant Spangler gets drunk on the day that Oliver North visits Marlin Academy and Francis must save the day.

Closing In

Emaná

Working Wives

Cultural Leonesa

Golem

Abdulaziz Al-Nashi

Early 14th century

Country

Happy As...

Canales

Intense , 2006–2008)

"Golden Brown"

Vidhya Sarvatra Shobhate

Beulah

Jessica Stays Over

Song

Malcolm pretends to be stupid so he can win over a cute girl who really is stupid and soon finds that he is actually becoming dumber. Stevie wins Lois' approval and she takes him to the school dance. Meanwhile, Hal rents a steamroller and becomes addicted to running over various objects until Dewey snaps him out of it by standing in front of it.

Barbara Windsor

A vast range of magical powers including the ability to time travel, fly and shape-shift

Softball

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Persian

Academic Octathalon

Ed tries to pull a prank on Kirkwood but the joke is on him.

Getafe

Ed and the Elephant

Shreeman Shukla

Verdés

Dinner Out

Anne of Lorraine

Gimnàstic

Malcolm's class has a new student named Cynthia , and it quickly becomes clear that she has a crush on him. Malcolm doesn't know how to react about this, panicking about a new love, and ends up throwing a brick through her window in the middle of the night. She is mad at first but ends up forgiving him.

Murcia

Wivelsfield, Lewes

Monty

Disappearing Horse

Vidyalaya Patrika

Villa Sánchez

Ed is frustrated when Wilbur hires a secretary who happens to be a Japanese exchange student. The reason Ed is so angry is because she is always there and Ed can't speak to Wilbur which causes him to get frustrated.

Hal quits his job after a disastrous career day at Dewey's school, and spends his free time to a huge painting in a garage . He drives himself crazy adding more and more layers to the painting until he goes crazy about it. Francis reluctantly works at the Lucky Aide over spring break when they need extra people to take inventory. Malcolm questions his future profession after an aptitude test reveals that he could do any job on the planet.

Ed answers a hard question regarding chess on a radio game show and ends up winning Wilbur a new color TV set.

Tareq Abdulaziz

Christina, Grand Duchess of Tuscany

Richard Signy

Ed's New Shoes

Higinio

Alter the Press!

Whiskers and Tails

Powers

The Grandparents

Ed wants Wilbur to nurse him and orders a bed for the barn while he recovers

On Borrowed Time

Tiki Lounge
Francis Escapes

Founthill Farm

Channel 22

Malcolm and his family vacation at a casino on an Indian reservation. Hal is banned from the gambling area after using Malcolm to count cards for him at a blackjack table. Unable to gamble, Hal looks for another form of recreation and takes Malcolm and Reese on a hike through the desert, where they accidentally wander onto an artillery range owned by the Army, and they end up in a military base. Lois wins a day at the spa and shares it with Dewey since Hal is gone. Francis ditches school thinking he would have the house to himself while his family was gone, only to run into Craig, who has also snuck into the house uninvited.

Ed falls madly in love with a French female horse, but is turned off a little when he realizes that she is taller than him.

Eastern Sports Club

Hal's Friend

So Sheung Ying

India

Day Care

RSA

Speeding Cars

Toché

Zoo

Winx Club

Canada

RTV logo-B channel logo 1jari2015

Lewes All Saints Church

Omar

Ed decides to get contact lenses when he is spotted in public wearing glasses.

Believing the boys ruined the car, Hal forces them to see a psychiatrist to cure their bad behavior. Soon the three open up and tell him all about their family, which escalates into a big fight between the boys, freaking of the shrink.
Note: Jane Kaczmarek only appears in the flashback scenes.

Leo Durocher Meets Mister Ed

A broke Francis gets talked into getting a real job by Dewey. Back home, Hal takes over the college recruiters, which Malcolm refuses to meet with, and treats each one as a suitor. However, Hal's plans are ruined when Malcolm chooses to go to Harvard. Reese and Raduca's marriage ends when Lois and Reese catch Raduca cheating with her other lover, Bela.

Bateson, Ted

Psychoanalyst Show

on loan from Olympiacos

Ken Kwapis

→ Coventry City

Denton, Newhaven, Lewes

In this Sliding Doors-style story, the viewer simultaneously sees what happens when the boys go bowling with Hal and what happens when they go bowling with Lois. In both versions, Malcolm and Reese go to bowl, while Dewey stays at home because he is punished for killing the neighbor's parakeet, as a subplot, with one of the parents guarding him. In the both versions, when Hal/Lois return home from the bowling alley, they say to each other that next time, they are taking them. Tony Danza and Alex McKenna guest stars.
Note: This episode won two Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Directing and Writing for a Comedy Series for Holland and Reid, respectively, in 2001. Leading on from this, Holland won the Directors Guild of America Award for Outstanding Directing – Comedy Series in 2002.

Voltorb

Jack Amiel & Michael Begler

Paul D. Calder

Story by: Alexandra Kaczenski
Malcolm joins the Lucky Aide softball team to get away from Lois's wrath on the job--but she has recently become the coach! A better discovery he makes is that Craig is an amazing softball player. Francis drives cross-country on his pick-up truck back to the house and scopes through his past to prove to Lois that he is not lazy, but Lois refuses to say that she wrong and apologize until Hal intervenes again. Meanwhile Dewey dares Reese to outdo one of Francis' old stunts

Stingers

Pallarès

Earl McCullouch c. 1968

Wilbur thinks that Ed looks ungroomed and needs a good haircut, so he gets a hairdresser to do the job.
Christmastime comes around the Post household and this year, Wilbur decides to be a little bit more frugal in buying gifts – until he gets Ed's Christmas list.

→ 1. FC Heidenheim

Forgàs

Pelham House and Wall to South

A combination of Malcolm's disgust at the house falling apart around them, and Hal's fear-induced "zero tolerance" attempts at maintaining peace and order in the family, results in Malcolm being kicked out of the house; the longer he has no home, the more his sanity begins to slip away. Hal finds Malcolm at his ex-girlfriend's house and agrees to keep this between them, knowing that Lois would've gone through greater lengths to find him. At the ranch, Otto's family arrives and Francis has deal with Otto's piano-playing nephew who annoys him, which leads to him smashing his piano in front of Otto's family. Meanwhile, Reese comes up with an idiotic idea by attaching a fire hose to his back for more speed on his bike, which ends up in a disaster.
Absent: Jane Kaczmarek as Lois

Jersey City, New Jersey

Piñeiro Crespo
Laguardia

Reese works at a fast-food place, but gets into trouble when his co-workers think he stole money from the cash register. Dewey tries to prove himself trustworthy with a goldfish and his parents try to sabotage his efforts with switching the live fish with a dead one, until they find out that Dewey was switching the fish with others in order to get a dog. Malcolm finds himself eclipsed by the newest, youngest Krelboyne--Herkabe's latest attempt to get rid of Malcolm--until the boy helps Malcolm clear Reese's name by revealing the real culprit. Francis helps one of his lodge friends prepare to marry a Russian mail-order bride, but what arrives is not what they expected.
Note: This episode marks the final appearance of Todd Giebenhain as Ritchie for the series.

Recorded at Fonoprint Studios, Bologna, Italy.

Mérida

Roger asks Wilbur to help him finance a lie detector machine.

End Game

Municipal

Masoud Bakhit

The Mustache

Góngora
Huracán Valencia

, as Pine Villa F.C.

Lois vs. Evil

Melilla
Sporting Gijón

Sabrina as drawn by her co-creator Dan DeCarlo

Mesa

B-side to "Hide and Seek"

Mooresville

President of Hitachi

Attractive, popular girls want to be seen with Reese, Malcolm, and Stevie as revenge on their boyfriends, so the boys stick Dewey with babysitting Jamie. Dewey tells Jamie an elaborate story in which their parents are secretly wealthy and have a hidden "secret good house" in their closet. Working for Craig at the Lucky Aide when he can't pay for Jamie's diapers, Hal discovers that Craig tortures the graveyard-shift employers while he does nothing, so Hal helps them rebel.

In order to relax and stop having bad dreams, Ed takes up a hobby of playing music.

AUS

Almería

Water Park

Villanovense

Lou Derman and Bobby O'Brien
The Price of Apples

Donnie Parker

Japanese bonus tracks

Step By Step

All narration is sung, reflecting the film's musical nature.

Wilbur accidentally ends up pulling the stuffing out of Winnie's toy horse. When Ed overhears Gordon talking about "Stuffing the horse", Ed goes into shock.

Golduck

Mister Ed's Blues

Etxeberría

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Victor's Other Family

Winling BC

Krychowiak

"Let Me Introduce You to the Family"

Red, White, Black, Grey

All Saint's Community Centre

The family attends Hal's company picnic, where Hal tries to avoid his new boss because of his bleak history of first impressions and Malcolm sees an old crush. Francis finds himself caught up in an ice hockey match between the loggers and a female oil-rig crew and bets his teammates money against the loggers, knowing that if he wins the money he can pay off his debts to Lavernia and leave his Alaskan hellhole. However, the team is so confident in winning and they do, and when Lavernia and the rest of the team find out the truth about the money, they tie Francis naked to the ice-cleaner truck and drags him around the pit. Guest appearances include: Terry Bradshaw, Tom Green, Howie Long, Stephen Root, Christina Ricci, Susan Sarandon, Patrick Warburton, Heidi Klum, Lauren Storm, Magic Johnson and Bradley Whitford.

Robert O'Brien, Ben Starr, and Lou Derman
Ed Agrees to Talk

GRE

Kendriya VidyalayaGuna

Hong Kong

My Horse, the Mailman

Cristian Lixandru
Pirulo

Atlantic

Shame

Ed the Witness
Ed Discovers America

Lois' sister Susan visits, bringing Reese and Malcolm a red 1967 Ford Mustang Fastback Convertible, Dewey a big cotton-candy machine, and Jamie a $5,000 savings bond. Suspicious about this generosity, Lois and Hal take the engine out of the car and lock the cotton-candy machine in the garage. Dewey breaks into the garage to use his new machine, and Reese and Malcolm have the Mustang towed onto a cliff, then lead it down for a big speed and drive to a keg party, but as the police arrive, they block other people's cars and all are arrested. Lois eventually learns that Susan needs a new kidney and that she's still bitter that Lois stole Hal from her. Meanwhile, Francis "leads" a group of Girl Scouts on a wilderness campout journey through the desert.
Forbidden Girlfriend
Hal and Lois are strapped for cash as Christmas approaches, and things are made even worse when the now unemployed and broke Francis and Piama decide to come home for the holiday, and Lois got into a car-crashing war with a woman . As a result, they decide that the Christmas gifts will have to be homemade this year. When the family makes much better gifts than Hal, he promises them that he's going to take them somewhere wonderful and drives around aimlessly looking for somewhere that's as amazing as he claims, open on Christmas Day and is free. However, just as things are looking their bleakest, the family discover where Malcolm really got his 'home-made' gifts from. Meanwhile, Malcolm feels excluded when Reese and Dewey do fun stuff together.

On Hing King

"La Folie"

Ahmed Al-Muhaifidh

East Chiltington, Lewes

Redubbed version of the teaser trailer.

Mono

The Manor House

Laporte
Parejo

GHA

Chavet García

Norwegian footballer

Mister Ed is horrified to discover that his mother is being utilized as a plow horse and insists that Wilbur buy her at auction.

Army Buddy

All vocals recorded and mixed at Media Sound Studios, New York City.

Gastly

Hal finally gets an invitation to Abe's poker game, where Hal feels left out because he's the only amateur player and the only 'non-professional' . Malcolm clashes with Stevie for filming him in a homework assignment. Reese collects money from old ladies who wanted to partner up at Lois's dance class, then uses the money to get Dewey a toy and smashes it in front of him. For revenge, Dewey films Reese being dragged along to the class. Meanwhile, Francis and his Alaskan friends are trapped in an Alaskan blizzard fending off cabin fever.

Dagoretti South

Baby: Part 2

President

Lopo

Weepinbell

Quique

Abbas Adem

Marcos
Not Played
Alain

Baltimore City – Art 19. § 59–1

Paul Walker

(PT Metropolitan Televisindo)

Jessica , Malcolm and Reese's teenaged neighbor, tricks each of them into believing the other is gay. Meanwhile, Hal, tired of competing with a neighbor who always outdoes his Christmas decorations, decides to create his own "holiday" to decorate his house for Pearl Harbor Day. Meanwhile, Dewey is doing a report on Hal being his hero, but when Hal rips his report because Dewey lied about him, Dewey quits his report on Hal and decides to do his report on Lois, which makes Hal heartbroken and saying things like this "I certainly liked it when the father was stabbed in the back by his son."
Mini-Bike

Susie

Jessica Jablonski sings a parody of the film's version of "Crazy in Love".

Thousand Oaks, California, United States

Rick Marsilio

Generation IV

Aaron Jacobs

Algeciras

Book Club

Valdivia

Ed and the Bicycle

Álvaro

Malcolm must help an old woman in the neighborhood with whatever she wants of him because he broke her arm. He takes care for her and actually gets friendly with her, until one day, she passes out from alcohol. He invites his friends over and joyride in her car, but they pass next to Lois, panicking Malcolm. The old woman covers for Malcolm, for a small price he has to pay. Francis' friend Richie is sent to the military academy. Meanwhile, Reese tries to convince Dewey to use a regular backpack instead of a purse.
When Lois catches the boys vandalizing a trashy billboard for a strip club, Malcolm alters the vandalism into a women's rights protest to avoid a punishment, which sparks a colossal media circus. In no time, feminists, conservative religious groups and national news reporters descend on the scene. After Hal grants a TV interview, a woman from his past turns up at the faux protest; and Reese, inspired by the giant billboard stripper who comes to life in his dreams, gives an impassioned speech about the objectification of women, while Lois tries to find a way to get the boys down without creating a wrath in front of the media.

Ed's Cold Tail
Mister Ed feels unwanted and attempts to become the first horse astronaut into space.

Law Courts

Paradise

Udaya Lakshmi

Tejera

Fire

Stock Car Races
Hal Coaches

Female

Copperfield Boulevard

Rapidash

Clear the Area

Hal and the boys visit Francis at the ranch. The boys are shocked to find that Francis is a lot different from the brother they remember... he has become hard-working and mature, and try to get him to be crazy and wicked like he used to be they reveal him a secret stash full of rockets and fireworks. Meanwhile, Hal and Otto get drunk, which causes them to be stranded in the desert during the night.
When Stevie goes to the hospital, Malcolm tries making up every excuse he can think of to not go because he can't face the truth about his illness. Meanwhile, Hal gets highly competitive about his new remote control boat when a ten-year-old keeps knocking it over. He manages to break the ten-year-old's boat, but the child starts crying and Hal is beaten up by some people watching from the field. Lois thinks Dewey is trying to drive her insane , and Reese's new job as a telemarketer takes a bizarre turn.

The Parish Church of St Laurence

Ed Finally Talks

Lois Battles Jamie

"The Glow of Love"

Ed's New Neighbors

Adeva
Galán

How It Should Have Ended provides an animated sketch.

Ashcombe House

Khalil Al Masri

Geyer Kosinski

Parish Church

C. García

Lois and Craig get caught up in a robbery at the Lucky Aide, where Craig finally admits his feelings for Lois. Hal brings home an old armoire to give Lois as an anniversary gift, but it turns out to be full of bats. They manage to get rid of all the bats, but not without trashing the house in the process. Francis tries to cheer up a recently dumped fellow cadet by taking him to a strip club, then an illegal cockfight, where they run into a mishap with the locals.

on loan from PAOK

Malcolm's Job

Saoud Al Shlhoub

Reese's Party
Bob Stevens

Gate
St Leonard's Church, Denton

Story by: Pang-Ni Landrum,
Reese joins the cheerleading squad because he has a crush on one of the cheerleaders. Malcolm is embarrassed to have a brother who is a cheerleader, and even the Krelboynes are making fun of him, but he ends up helping Reese learn his routines anyway, and he becomes really talented. Meanwhile, Dewey wants a new toy, desperately trying to talk Lois into buying it, and Hal, hearing Reese crying because of the girl and seeing him practicing cheerleading routines with Malcolm in the backyard, tries to give all the boys "The Talk".
Company Picnic

Criminal Law – §4-402.

Anne of Cleeves' House

Victreebel

Carol's father stops by to visit, which gives Ed the idea to search for his father.

Dirty Magazine
Thanksgiving

South

Jessica moves in on a temporary basis and teaches Malcolm how to manipulate others, but when he uses her tricks on Lois he feels something he has never felt before, empathy. Meanwhile, after he harvests some fresh honey, Hal fights back against a bee who is out for revenge for killing the rest of his hive. Reese attempts to mail himself to China in a crate after his Chinese pen-pal refused to give him fireworks and Dewey has him convinced that he has been in there for months and takes advantage of Jessica's boyfriend to beat Reese up.

Growlithe

Iford Grange and Stables Adjoining to North West

Fahad Al-Yami

Going Down

American football player, sprinter, hurdler

Davide Romani, Mauro Malavasi, Tanyayette Willoughby

Getting Ed's Goat
Tele-play by:Lou Derman and Bill Davenport

Texas State

Lois's Birthday

Ed becomes friends with an old swayback horse, whom everyone ridicules, and convinces Wilbur to let the horse stay with them.
Ed desires to learn how to fly an airplane.

Angels with Dirty Faces

Reese's old army buddy, Abby visits and she has feelings for Lois. Reese takes it the totally wrong way, believing he has a shot at her, after Malcolm suggests this to Reese.

ARG

Ekhi

Emancipation

Guadalajara

George Gladir

* NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year

Print

Chrysler

Clip Show

Robin Hood Ed

Hal is named executor of his neighbor's living will and must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug. However, Hal has long had a particularly difficult time being decisive and had always deferred to Lois. The stress of making this life-or-death decision induces a psychosomatic paralysis of his upper body. However, Lois snaps Hal out of it when she reminds him that he made a good decision once by marrying her instead of Susan. Meanwhile, Craig asks Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey to teach him how to fight dirty since a bully from his childhood is coming back to town, which is revealed to be his own father.

A movie producer is looking for a fresh face to play Robin Hood in his new film and Carol convinces Wilbur to try out, but he keeps flubbing his cues. Meanwhile, Ed conducts his "own" style of Robin Hood.
Lou Derman and Larry Rhine

Coming of Age

Matt O'Grady, John Mitchell

UCAM Murcia

Watching the Baby

navy

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Early to mid 18th century

De Marcos

Kingston near Lewes, Lewes

Ed the Donkey

American basketball player-coach

Mastered at Sterling Sound Inc., New York City

Supt. Oulton and Insp. Eden investigate a bomb threat at the home of a medical research activist.
Brian Kelly

Hal freaks out when Malcolm gives him the details of a grisly mass murder that occurred in the house years ago. Lois gets stuck working on Halloween and catches a shoplifter as everyone else at Lucky Aide throws a wild party. Reese and Dewey lose track of Jamie as they flee from an old man after egging his house, while Lois gets arrested for kidnapping when she picks up the wrong child. Meanwhile, Jamie returns to the house and eats too much candy in the shaft, and he accidentally scares Hal and Malcolm, which causes Malcolm to jump out of the window.

Sánchez Villalobos

Esmeralda

Lois goes into labor while Hal and the boys are at a bridal exposition . Ida moves in after her apartment burns down and she refuses to stay with Susan. After realizing that Ida has a fear of black people, Francis, Lois, and Piama enlist Abe and his poker buddies to help scare Ida out of the house. Meanwhile, Malcolm has been accepted to a boarding school in England, and he is overjoyed to go to have a new life, away from his parents and his miserable life. Hal forbids him to go and has a heart-to-heart talk with Malcolm. He is finally convinced to stay home when he realize the family cannot function without him. Stunned at the date his parents chose for the baby's planned delivery, Dewey reveals the date is his birthday in an announcement at the exposition to humiliate Hal, leaving him stunned to face the unhappy crowd and even Malcolm can't find a solution. After collecting Dewey, Hal and Malcolm finds a trapped Reese in a cello case after hearing that he enraged a man who owned the tuxedo.

Cejudo

Lydia Spellman

Casado

Features parodies of the film's songs performed by Emily Kron, Daniel Hartley and Sean Mötley.

The east side of the stadium at evening
Ανόρθωσις Αμμοχώστου

Ed constantly is complaining about a toothache. Wilbur tries to fix it by hiring the vet to come and take a look at Ed. When Ed sees the needle from the shot he is about to get, Ed disappears from the scene.

ANO

Ed the Voter

in Concord
in Kannapolis

Thomas Morgenstern

The Horsetronaut
Bald Horse

Á. González

Megaphonic

PC Finn investigates an eleven-year-old boy that appears to be abusing his younger sister.

Doris West

Possibly 19th century

Malcolm's Girlfriend
Gary Murphy & Neil Thompson

Jonny

Ed the Hero
Zsa Zsa
Mister Ed manipulates Wilbur into playing play chess with him, but Wilbur is reluctant to believe Ed when he sees a burglar in the house.

Saad Al-Yami

Overall

Jay Kogen

Drowzee

Mister Ed falls in love with a filly owned by an important builder and convinces Wilbur to sell him.
Carol attempts to publish Ed's memoirs. Guest Stars: Irene Ryan as Granny and Raymond Bailey as Mr. Drysdale in a Beverly Hillbillies crossover.

Under the Cosh

Malcolm is depressed, and the family goes to the zoo. Reese battles a goat, while Malcolm and Dewey end up in a tiger pit. Francis and Piama's road trip across America results in them meeting a German couple named Otto and Gretchen who offer Francis a job at their dude ranch. However when one of the ranch hands tries to get Francis to join in on exploiting Otto's kindness, he fires the man in retaliation. Lois' ex-boyfriend, Matt, is jealous of Hal and intentionally puts a tarantula on Hal. He reveals to him how many boyfriends Lois actually had, leading to a serious confrontation between Matt and Lois when it's revealed that he wants her to divorce Hal.

Negredo
Ebert
Etxeita

Teleplay by: Alan J. Higgins

Ferrón

Antonius and Vijay of AVByte sing parody versions of the film's songs.

Ch. Insp. Oulton is convinced that he has found Supt. Blake's attacker, but she isn't so convinced of the evidence.

Abdulaziz Majrashi

Painted Smile

Hernández Hernández

Carol all of a sudden starts developing an allergy to horses. On account of that Ed decides to become a volunteer for Air Force sentry duty.

Merseybeat at the BBC

While Hal and Lois are away for the weekend, Francis comes home from military school to babysit Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey. Malcolm overhears Lois and Hal's discussion about Francis and believes he will be allowed to return home permanently if he does a good job, so he convinces the other boys to be on their best behavior. This all turns out to be for naught when Francis' delinquent friends come over and trash the house. Although they manage to fix it, Malcolm gets a head injury from broken shelves and they try to find a way to pay the medical bill of $400 for him so Hal and Lois can't find out, so he convinces Malcolm's teacher Caroline Miller to pay him off. Seeing the good work Francis has done, they send him back for military school because they realize how much he is "improving" there, much to the dismay of the brothers.

Benja
Sánchez Martínez

MRSN SportsRadio

Ghosts
DS Kelly suspects her father is about to commit an armed robbery, leading DI Hammond into a life-or-death confrontation with a gun dealer.

Sabadell

Malcolm Dates a Family

Danny Byrnes

Wilbur Sells Ed

As the boys ruin Christmas every year, the most recent being a tree ornament war, Lois finally issues an ultimatum: either the boys behave or Christmas is cancelled! It works and Lois is proud that they rose to the challenge, but the boys realize that she could keep using this threat for every holiday--how can they stop her? They get back at Lois for holding Christmas hostage by drawing obscure pictures of her killing Santa Claus on the garage wall and tearing open their presents on Christmas Eve. Meanwhile, Francis spends a torturous Christmas with Grandma Ida in Whitehorse and eventually finds a closet full of gifts she bought for the family over the years, then withheld from because of petty offenses.

Kirkwood is trying to find a small business to invest in while Ed opens a juice stand.

Farmhouse

Stevie in the Hospital

M. Martínez

Offham, Hamsey, Lewes

Jamie Babbit

Stanley Stinger

Navy Blue, red, white, silver

Malcolm's Money

Receiving yards

Francis deserts from military school to spend more time with his girlfriend, who breaks up with him as soon as he gets home . Lois finds out Francis has left school, but does not know where he went. Malcolm discovers Francis hiding in the woods near their house and brings him food, though keeping the secret from his brothers and parents gets more and more complicated by the time. After Hal finds him, he decides to drive him across the country back to the military school so Lois won't find him.
Note: This is the only episode other than the pilot to be credited to series creator Linwood Boomer.

Awards

Álvarez Borbolla

A power outage caused by Jamie's balloon disrupts Lois and Hal's anniversary and reveals Malcolm's trysts with young European women, while Reese tries to cook Kobe beef for Hal and Francis tries to steal a fish he and Hal caught years ago, and Dewey is upset he won't pick dinner. The entire sequence of events is revealed through several replays from different points of view, which all start from the outage.

R.Br.

Anglican Church

Mr. Herkabe forces Malcolm to join the academic octathlon team in an expensive hotel, where he encourages them to cheat, so Malcolm chooses to make everyone pay by giving all of the teams the results of the contest which he stole, and as he expected, ends up in a disaster. Dewey alienates Hal after telling him he's too big for their bedtime ritual. Reese tries to avoid going to a dance with Alison because he fears that she will dump him, but Lois forces him to keep his promise.

Ed the Musician
Ol' Swayback

Public Safety – § 5–406.

Access to I-85 / US 601, Exit 60

Witch-human hybrid

Neymar

List of constituencies of Kenya

Reese and Malcolm plan with Stevie to sneak onto the carnival fair that is in town, with Reese and Malcolm telling the parents to spend the night with Stevie and Stevie doing the vice versa with his parents. However, Dewey spies on them and wants in on the deal or else he will tell Lois, and even after blackmailing him into make his life living hell , they have to agree with him so they can all go in together. They all sneak off to the county fair together, but they arrive as the fair is closing and end up being locked in and chased by a security guard, a mishap thanks to Dewey having to pee and waiting two hours for the bus. Hal and Lois were going to spend the entire evening having sex until Stevie's parents showed up and they all discovered that their sons had lied. They search various places around town to find them, with Francis's help.

Girona

"Tora! Tora! Tora!"

Stephen Hollings

Clip Show 2
Malcolm coaches Dewey on how to "throw" an IQ test so he will not end up in the Krelboyne class. When he lands in the emotionally disturbed "Busey" class instead, he takes it over from the incompetent teacher and tells Lois about Malcolm's plan, getting him grounded. When Dewey gets the chance to leave the Buseys, he decides he can't abandon his new friends, so he acts disturbed to keep his place there. Meanwhile, Reese tries to figure out what type of genius he is; and Hal and Craig enter a Dance Dance Revolution-style contest.

After his favorite and oldest brother, 16-year-old Francis , is sent to military school, 12-year-old Malcolm , a boy with a dysfunctional family, living with a neurotic father, Hal , control-freak mother Lois , a slob and stupid bully 13-year-old brother Reese , and 6-year-old Dewey , is given an I.Q. test by his teacher and is revealed to have an I.Q. of 165. He is transferred to the school's gifted class against his wishes, and must cope with his desire to be normal despite having been recognized as a genius, trying to accept being a "Krelboyne", the school nerds who are rejected by other kids.

This episode won multiple awards, including two Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Directing and Writing for a Comedy Series for Holland and Boomer, respectively, in 2000. Leading on from this, Holland was nominated for the Directors Guild of America Award for Outstanding Directing – Comedy Series in 2001.

Ed the Shish Kebab

Vaz
La Almozara

Supt. Blake is targeted by a stalker, but events take a drastic turn when he tries to blow her up, but takes out the wrong victim.

Iredell

GER

Wilbur's former Air Force commander, Gordon Kirkwood and his wife Winnie come to town and park their trailer in the Post's back yard. As the trailer is sitting there, Ed feels that his territory is being invaded.

Note: In this episode, we meet Wilbur's new neighbors the Kirkwoods, replacing the husband/wife team of the Addisons. The Kirkwoods will remain the Posts' neighbors to the end of season 5.

David Grossman

Arruabarrena

Gary Murphy

Dead Time

Ed gets accidentally hit in the head with a bucket of carrots and he can't remember Wilbur or who he is.
Ed calls the SPCA when Carol hitches him to a surrey when Wilbur refuses to buy her a new car.

Gaithersburg City – § 15–16.

Hal gets a devastating phone call that his father has died, but because he never knew his father well and the way he and the rest of his relatives mistreat Lois, he does not shed a tear. In an attempt to overcompensate with his sons , Hal takes the boys shopping and lets them miss school. While Reese and Dewey takes full advantage of it, Malcolm realizes it's wrong, but is still prepared to take advantage until Lois steps in. Hal's buddy Abe thinks that a phone call from Leonard Nimoy, a cast member of Star Trek: The Original Series will cheer him up. Instead, George Takei shows up at the door.

Generation II

Koné
Fernández Pérez

Ed tells Wilbur that there is nothing to driving a car. Wilbur scoffs at the idea and Ed must show up Wilbur.
Busy Wife

Jaume

Hal's Birthday
Blackout

A&C Bus Corporation(Bergen Avenue, 440 Shopper, Society Hill)

Reese's Apartment

Alves
Vázquez

Standee

LANCASTER

Channel 148

Maggie Bandur & Dan Kopelman

Colin Bytheway

in Concord

Lois makes Malcolm and Reese get jobs. Reese finds a job at the local slaughterhouse, but Malcolm is forced to work with Lois at the Lucky Aide. Malcolm catches Lois smoking on her break and thinks she's a hypocrite. Hal takes a nursing class run by Polly to spend more time with Jamie, but he and the other dads soon start betting on their babies . Meanwhile, sick of Reese and Malcolm's bullying, Dewey runs away to the ranch to visit his "good brother," Francis.
Kitty's Back

Payán

Stupid Girl

* Dallas Cowboys
* Minnesota Vikings *
* Jacksonville Jaguars
* Columbus Destroyers *
* Philadelphia Soul
* Utah Blaze *
* Kansas City Brigade

Craig drives the family insane while living with them. The boys buy a used moped and fix it up, only to have Lois confiscate it. Reese takes the bike out anyway and crashes it, twisting and breaking his leg. Malcolm thinks fast and tricks Craig into believing he had run over his leg. Even though Lois eventually finds out about Reese riding the bike against her admonition, she lets the boys get away with it because they helped get Craig out of the house. Hal visits Francis at Marlin Academy's father/son day and is disappointed when he learns that Francis apparently has not changed, but is later proud when Francis is the only cadet who stands up to Commandant Spangler.
Lois and Hal visit Francis to help him celebrate one year of sobriety, but when they attend his A.A. meeting, they find out that he never really was an alcoholic; he blamed his psychological problems on nonexistent drinking, which he has blamed Lois for. Meanwhile, Dewey finds the spare key to Hal's car, but when Malcolm and Reese refuse to drive him to the arcade, it takes them more than 12 steps to find it – in his stomach.

Casi

Teleplay by: Dan Kopelman

Manager

Steve Love

Ed pretends to have the mumps in order to compete for attention with a neighbors' baby who is attracting the attention of the Posts and the Kirkwoods.
Mister Ed runs away to work at the kiddy park because Wilbur wont take him to Mexico.

"Hold Tight"

Geodude

Instrumental

Aketxe

Darla

Bride of Ida

Krohn-Dehli
Bakambu

Hal and Dewey accidentally drop an old couch on the railroad tracks while driving it to the dump, and the town ends up being evacuated into the school gym after a train containing toxic waste derails. While Hal tries to make up to society, Malcolm was late coming home from school and gets grounded, so Lois forces him to stay on his designated cot in the gym. Dewey convinces other people that he is an orphan in order to get what he wants, and Reese starts running a black market when he realizes that everyone there is in need of basic supplies. At the end, Malcolm gets fed up and stands up at Lois, Reese's black market is discovered, Dewey reveals his scheme to Hal in front of the crowd. The Army forces Hal, Dewey, Lois and Reese to spend the night on the bench outside without moving from it, with Malcolm enjoying his freedom, while an enraged Lois warning him "Don't think you'll suffer the consequence later mister". Eric takes Francis out on a blind double, but Francis' date turns out to be twelve. However, Francis has a better time with the girl than Eric has with his own date.
Note: Jerry Trainor guest stars as a high school military private.

The Good Lord Giveth...

Psyduck

Hal's friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he cracks a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship goes into jeopardy when Hal's faced with a $2,000 bill and causes a fight between them. Meanwhile, Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike. Malcolm and Dewey find sleeping as their new favorite pastime after finding a new mattress in the street .

Over and Out

→ Lille

The Thirty-Third Degree

Rodmell, Lewes

yes0

Maryland

Málaga

Akrem Housah

After another destructive prank by Reese, Hal and Lois find themselves struggling to discipline him as he shrugs off any attempts at punishment. Trying a different angle, Hal forces Reese to attend a culinary class only for Reese to discover a remarkable talent for cooking. In the class' cooking contest, Reese is found to have cheated by putting foul-tasting, raw ingredients in the other contestants' foods, even though he almost certain to win anyway. Hal punishes him by forbidding him to cook for a month, which makes Reese cry. This leaves Hal and Lois satisfied that they have finally found a punishment that works. At Marlin Academy, Eric tries to force Francis to do his half of a major project they are both responsible for. This is easier said than done, as Francis keeps on getting distracted by the smallest things until Eric threatens Spangler on him. Meanwhile, Cynthia organizes a "Be My Friend" party for everyone at the school, but Malcolm is worried that she's setting herself up to disappointment and tries to stop her.

As B Channel

Malcolm stays overnight at Stevie's house. He convinces Stevie to sneak out of the house with him and they go to an arcade downtown, but Stevie's wheelchair is stolen, and they have to team up to find his wheelchair while dragging Stevie in a cart. Meanwhile, to prove that he is mature, Lois challenges Reese to give Dewey a bath and put him to sleep in exchange for being allowed to stay up late to watch a scary movie, but the task proves more difficult than he expected, just as Lois thought it would. At the academy, Francis is hazed by a group of students, but tells them their tricks are amateurish to what Lois did to him, and the students decide to worship Lois.

Real Madrid were disqualified from the tournament for fielding an ineligible player.
Jaime Latre
Fernando

Polly the babysitter is caught in a love triangle between Abe and Craig after Lois sets her up with Craig and Hal sets her up with Abe - unbeknownst to each other--and she enjoys spending time with both of them. Craig and Abe finally find out about each other and fight for her.

Sgt. Harper and PC Brown take opposite sides in a dispute between two neighbours.

Malcolm starts to date Nikki , a girl from his school that he tutors in his free time. The only problem is her dad, a Vietnam veteran, who dislikes him. Dewey discovers he's an 'evil twin' and Reese uses this advantage to blame 'Dewey's twin' for devious pranks he pulls on his enemies. Soon, Dewey turns Reese's plans against him and gets Reese beat up by an angry bully who happened to be his "good twin"'s older brother. At the ranch, Otto is furious with the other ranchers who keep destroying the fence that Francis is building to keep the cattle inside. In the end, Francis settles them down with an idea.
Cheerleader

*Detachable magazines with a capacity of more than 10 rounds of ammunition may not be made, sold, purchased, or transferred. Possession is not prohibited.
**This law does not apply to .22 caliber rifles with tubular magazines that have a capacity of more than 10 rounds of ammunition.

Vietto

Motivational Speaker

Generation V

Tutoring Reese

Patrick Henry

Built c1475

Baptistão

Hassan Al-Traidi

Roger convinces Wilbur to grow a mustache to look older in order to land a promising architect position he wants.

Reese Comes Home: Part 3

Đorđević

Carol offers to look after a friend's cat, but Wilbur ends up doing most of the work, making him busy. Ed then starts feeling neglected.

→ SV Ried

Seel

*A temporary transfer permit is required to offer a "regulated firearm" for sale at a gun show.

Joseph John Cole

Ski Jumping World Cup 2006/07

Dan Kopelman

Arcanine

Bill Davenport and Lou Derman
Ed Visits a Gypsy

Ida's Dance

Marwan Madou

Etamané

Little Boy

Seaford, Lewes

Ed begs Wilbur to find him a Justice of the Peace so that Ed can marry his favorite filly.
Don't Laugh at Horses

Lois visits Francis at military school after he has a medical emergency. Hal, no longer under Lois's supervision, quickly regresses into his wild teenage persona. He resumes smoking, stops going to work, and lets Reese and Dewey get away with everything. Meanwhile, Malcolm and the Krelboynes decide to enter a killer robot competition, but Hal takes over their robot-building project, causing everyone else to abandon the idea. Hal ends up builds a dangerous robot complete with a bee cannon. He gets crazy over the whole project, and the boys end up launching the bees on him to stop him, sending him into the tears as he is covered with bees. Meanwhile, Francis is upset when everyone else at the academy gets along well with Lois, finding her a far cry from the bossy demanding woman he had often described.

Al-Nahda Football Club (of the) K(ingdom of) S(audi) A(rabia)

Andrew Orenstein

El-Arabi

Wilbur and Carol rescue a poodle and Ed gets so jealous that he tries to get the pup in trouble so that Ed can get all the attention.
Ed tries to get rid of the competition for fillies, Clint Eastwood's horse.

Water

Patrick Melanaphy

Don't Skin That Bear

Late 18th century or early 19th century

Esnaola

The family takes a trip to a water park to have some fun. Lois and Hal sneak alcohol into the park and have fun, while Malcolm and Reese have a prank war over a dispute, and they have their final showdown at the huge water tower. Lois catches them and yells at them, but Malcolm pushes her in, although she manages to grab both of them and pulls them down the slide. Meanwhile, Dewey is stuck at home with an ear infection and an elderly babysitter , and realizes that they both have a lot in common and have fun—too much fun in fact, as the excitement gets too much for her and she's carted away in an ambulance and he becomes so entranced with a balloon being blown around in the wind that he gets lost.

Ed the Lover

JOR

Peace for the Wicked

L.E. Blair

Zelda Spellman

Berjón

Kennedy Boulevard

Aldrin Davis, Jay Jenkins

Britt McKillip

The Secret Intelligence Agency calls on Wilbur to try and find out who exactly has been stealing papers from the agency.

During Grandma Ida's unwelcome visit with the family, she loses her leg while saving Dewey from a moving truck. Consumed with guilt, Dewey is determined to find Ida's leg and give it the proper burial. Francis, on the other hand, begrudgingly becomes the caretaker for his stubborn, cranky grandmother at Lois' admonition. He soon learns that not only he and Ida both despise Lois, but she was responsible for leaving him at his grandmother's house. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese get a new idea for a prank that forces them to stay awake for days on end to avoid the embarrassment of having their faces glued to the floor .
Lois, Reese, Jamie, and Malcolm go to Canada to meet Victor's secret family. The boys get along and even have fun with their newfound cousins, and everything is fine until Ida arrives, demanding Victor's pension. Lois reluctantly helps her get it until she discovers that Victor is not her biological father. Meanwhile, Dewey dreads Hal running with him since bad things always happen before such events between them. Betty White guest stars as Victor's other wife, Sylvia. At the Ranch, Francis must deal with an amorous horse and cow sharing a stall together.

Barakaldo

*Carrying a handgun either openly or concealed is prohibited, except certain persons, or in certain circumstances.
**Exceptions include transportation of an unloaded and cased firearm, when traveling to or from:
***a place of purchase or repair;
***a residence and business;
***an organized military activity, formal or informal target practice, sport shooting event, or hunting.
*Generally, no permit is required to possess a rifle or shotgun within the State.
*The Secretary of State Police, at his discretion and based on an investigation, may issue a carry permit to a person seeking to wear, carry, or transport a handgun.

The Heavy Rider

Earlier

Ed is supposed to disappear from a box but worries he wont see Wilbur again.

I Luv It

Irma

A. López

Story by: John Bradford Goodman
After a chemical mishap, the Krelboynes are forced to join the general school population, and they all find new groups except Malcolm who gets concerned about a fight between the cliques. All the groups prepare to fight eachother until the other students realise that they are in the presence of Krelboynes. They pants the Krelboynes and Malcolm who are left at the school in their underwear. Meanwhile, Piama is using the money she and Francis have been making from the casino business to go shopping instead of saving it up to pay off Lavernia. When Dewey is stricken with chickenpox, Lois tries to keep him busy with dominoes--but then she forbids Reese to knocking them down, and Reese tries to keep Hal from knocking them down, because Lois will blame Reese, no matter what happens to the dominoes. However, it turns out that Dewey has outsmarted both Hal and Reese by putting away the dominoes after he recovers from the chickenpox.

Ruba

The Parish Church of St Peter

Dewey's Opera

Desperately Seeking

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USA Louisiana

Pforzheim, Germany

M. Fernández

Family Reunion

Streat, Lewes

HKG

Halloween Approximately

Jeremy Scott

Therapy

Graham Mitchell

Stevie and Malcolm try to figure out how Reese managed to separate two bases for an enzyme for a medical experiment when he refuses to tell them. After he agrees, they manage to get him to rewind his day to find out how he managed to do it. Dewey sells chocolate bars by fibbing . Meanwhile, Francis teaches assertiveness to a runt pig, resulting in a huge chaos.

Late 18th century

The Horse and the Pussycat

Central Penn Capitals

Ashcombe House, St. Ann , Lewes

Enrich

Jason Alexander

Moko

Thicker Than Water

Titi

_thinblueborder

Hamsey Place Farmhouse

Headlock

Ed Gets the Mumps

Stables of Firle Place to West of the House & Firle Place Riding School

Soriano

Jo Johnson

Charalambos Manoli

When Wilbur designs a post office with a Pony Express statue, Ed becomes amazed at the thought that his ancestors used to deliver mail.

Timber Framed House

C0C0C0

Charlie Higson in 2013

Rocha
Cubillas

While Francis is trapped with Otto in a well he was supposed to fix, a fire erupts in the barn . Meanwhile, the family travels to Las Vegas, where Reese and Dewey show an obese rabbit at a competition, Hal is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Lois goes backstage with her favorite singer Boone Vincent ; they chat about their private lives and she gives him parenting advice.

Note: The pre-credits scene reveals that Jamie is a boy.

OLDHAMA

Khomchenovskyi

Concord

→ Selangor FA

Ed becomes unemployed after he works for a month at a riding stable. Kay's brother is a press agent out of work who gets publicity from Ed receiving an unemployment check.

Note: As Mr. Ed raises his head after Wilbur awakens him by popping a paper bag, you can see a man's hand holding Mr. Ed's leg in the lower left side of the frame.

Women's assistant coach

Ed wants a heater for the barn and Carol needs a new refrigerator.

Steve Lawson

The Parish Church of St Lawrence

The family reluctantly prepares for Aunt Helen's funeral, but Lois finally gets fed-up by the collective attitude and announces she's going to take a bubble bath and everyone else can do their own things. Hal decides to listen to his old record player, while Dewey invites a friend, and after they leave a huge spill, they start to clean it, causing a mess in the kitchen. Francis is upset that Aunt Helen's death was not reported to him and Reese is angered for his own reasons. This frees Malcolm to attend a concert with a girl named Julie, but she catches him in his underwear while changing and runs away, tripping on Hal's wires and being sent into a pool of soap and trash, causing her to leave in tears. Fed up with the behavior of his parents and his brothers, Malcolm uses Francis' advice to use a scapegoat. Malcolm tells his parents that Reese broke Dewey's birthday present and the reason he seemed so enthusiastic to go to the funeral was that he had planned to stash the remains in the coffin. Lois promptly decides that they will attend the funeral after all so Reese can apologize to Aunt Helen .
After a mishap of a steam cleaner, Lois finds out that Dewey stole a $150 bottle of cognac from the store where she works. She makes him return it, but she's fired by a tyrannic assistant manager after he catches them returning the bottle back, and in anger she rips his toupeé off and reveals that he is bald, which leaves the family struggling financially. Francis, chosen to be part of the color guard at a beauty pageant, gains special backstage dressing room access when some of the contestants think he's gay, which he uses to his advantage, but he is so much attracted to the girls and wants to convince the contestants otherwise.

Like Father, Like Horse

album

The Guardian

Ramos Domínguez

Unhappy Medium

Reyes

The family spend the day at 'Cirque de Krelboyne', a picnic where Malcolm's classmates demonstrate their abilities. Hal violates the picnic's vegetarian policy by bringing a meat-filled cooler on the picnic, and Lois takes care of a PTA control freak who strictly oversees the food and drinks there, escalating a war. Reese looks forward to giving the Krelboynes a hard time but is soon on the receiving end when one of the kids gets his older brother involved. Malcolm, desperate to ditch the picnic before his act, asks Francis to help him escape only to be quickly left to his own devices when the latter hooks up with a girl. Despite desperate attempts to get out of it Malcolm is eventually forced to take the stage where he stuns the audience with his maths abilities, remembering two random credit card numbers after only seeing them for a second and rattling off increasingly complicated sums. The family is stunned at witnessing first-hand just how smart Malcolm is, causing him to worry that he'll be treated differently. They soon reassure him that nothing has changed.
David Wright

PCs Barton and Freeman find a body of a woman during a routine call out to the Mersey.

Ashley Tisdale

to Omonia Aradippou until the end of the season

When Lois forces the boys into community service to build character, they choose to help out at a church, where they quickly go from trading their own stuff to stealing merchandise and creating a black market. Meanwhile, Francis finally reaches his destination in Alaska only to learn that his new job isn't the easy money-making opportunity he thought, but rather a living hell.
When news hits that Hal may have a serious illness, Lois becomes meaner than usual. Meanwhile, Francis has a showdown with combative Lavernia in Alaska, and Dewey becomes overzealous in taking care of his class's pet hamster, by putting it in its play ball and filling it with cereal, and setting it free to protect it from a mean bully who is next in taking care of the hamster.

Kingler

Vadillo

William Burns and Norman Paul

county label

Manjón

Antonis Papadopoulos Stadium

JAM

Precious Illusions

Ed decides he feels rejected and unwanted so he joins the beatniks on the beach.

Peña Varela

Malcolm Visits College

Northern terminus

Reese Cooks

Have You Got It in You?

Tom Costain

FFBF00

Early 16th century

Morp

Khaled Al-Dubaisi

Real Sociedad

No Motorcycles
Andy Bobrow

Abdullah Al-Kethiri

PCs Brown and Finn find a young boy living home alone, who claims his father has gone to Majorca.

WAL

Anybody Got a Zebra

Donald Mathews

Henry, Patrick

Carol prepares a ranger outing for girls. Wilbur is asked to do the same type of things for the boys also. Ed is interested in participating.

Chailey Green, Chailey, Lewes

What Goes Around

The Dark Knight Rises

Junior College and a state university

Casino

Fast Five

Feeling afraid of what Carol and the neighbors might think, Wilbur tries to talk Ed out of it when Ed asks Wilbur to take him kite flying.

Silverswords

Note: This episode marks Bryan Cranston's Malcolm directorial debut. Lois is absent in this episode

Ed the Artist

Rayo Majadahonda

Wilbur's friend dares him to throw his voice after Addison says he heard Wilbur do it.
Spies Strikes Back

Romero

Later 16th century

Honest Teaser The Force Awakens

Areces Franco

Poliwhirl

Tunnel to Freedom

When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war , he enlists Reese's help to steal his garbage truck. Meanwhile, Lois gets her job back at Lucky Aide , and fights against Malcolm in order to take down an offensive store display of a smiling black janitor holding a mop and a 6-pack of malt liquor. Soon it's an all-out war between mom and son - until Lois encounters a fellow employee who offends her even more than the display does. After Lois decides to keep the display up, Malcolm is revealed to hate it as much as she does, but wants to dispose of it without feeling his mom is in control. He decides to leave it to chance by flipping a coin, but ends up landing on its side, hinting that Lois will forever control him.

Fannind during a fashion show for Nylon magazine in 2015.

Del Cerro Grande
Gabriel

Ed Sniffs Out a Cold Clue

Malcolm gets a role in a high school play and starts blowing off his friends to spend more time with his new high school friends. Caroline gives birth in the school parking lot when the Krelboynes' model rocket launch goes awry. Hal and Dewey create a LEGO city. At the play, the constant exposure to the high-school gossip causes Malcolm to forget his lines.

Note: This marks the final appearance of Catherine Lloyd Burns as Caroline Miller.

Melero López

Billboard Hot Dance Club Play number-one single

Funeral

Falmer, Lewes

The StranglersSteve Churchyard

Kitty returns after having done everything imaginable and wants to return to her family, to Lois's dismay. Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation", then teaches Dewey about a fool-proof way to get out of trouble from his parents. Malcolm helps Stevie write an acceptance speech for his etiquette award, and Reese gets a full-body sunburn so he can peel his entire body at once. But when nobody cares about Reese shedding, he decides to mess up Stevie's speech which ends with him punished by Lois.

First edition cover

After being beaten by a girl in a wrestling match, Reese relinquishes his role as the school bully, which allows people to start picking on Malcolm. However, Reese returns when people entered the off-limit zone . Francis tries to come home from military school for his birthday to avoid a brutal birthday hazing ritual of having his whole body shaved.

Lou Derman and Sonia Chernus

Jumilla

N/A

Mercer University

Teleplay by: Bill Hooper

Figueroa Vázquez

Lewes

Guijuelo

Theo Vassell

Adrian Bean

Wilbur buys a stereo for his and Carol's anniversary, but Carol complains that it isn't a very personal gift.

Irfan Bachdim

Bryan Cranston

Quintanilla

Late 15th century or early 16th century

Galech Azpetegia

sedertim01

Ed's Bed

Arroyo
Álvarez Izquierdo
Condal
Hugo
Alavés

Abdulelah Al-Fahad

Yeray

Addison's TV set stops working and Wilbur lends him his. Ed gets upset because he won't be able to watch his favorite doctor shows and there is a dream sequence where Dr. Ed refuses to operate on Addison.

Main Street

J. Rodríguez

Jaber Al-Jizani

Nana Khedi, Guna

The Morning After