Morton, Leland Clure

James Linington
Basingstoke Town

Fatal Frame

Cardiff Blues

FedEx Field in Landover, Maryland

Of Mice and Dan

FFFF00

Burnt Orange

Valentina Mühlebach

Becky's absence has drained Roseanne's Halloween spirit, so she's visited by the Ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and Future--and the future is truly terrifying.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Bed and Bored

FFFFFF

Wolverhampton Wanderers

Judith Ann

Mayor

Born to Be Wild

Ulster

Grove Park

Story: Barry Vigon

Amtrak

Andres Manuel Zimmermann

April Fool's Day

Centre of Indian Communists

Ben Toner

Apricot

Mangan

Story: Allan Stephan Blasband

NGA

Story: Chuck Lorre

Giants Orange

British communist politician

A depressed Roseanne locks herself and Jerry in her bedroom with fatty foods, trashy magazines, and TV. Friends and family attempt to get her out, but all ultimately fail to do so--until Mark tells her that Dan hasn't left town yet and wants her back.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Luton Town

August 2010

Nicholls

ARG

*UK official number: 172758
*Code letters: GSGF

Say It Ain't So
Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

TBD

Flag used by the KADEK

Betsy Borns

Hawley

The Reflection

Santo Niño

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

Ludgate Circus

rev3 3DS

Gregory
Obileye

ALB

yes

Bengals

_color_3_stripes_white

Story: Mark Rosewater
An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar. Dan and Jackie are pushing a usually outspoken Roseanne to stick up for herself, because she is now at a loss for words. Hostility and stir-craziness abound, but the biggest shock comes when Bev announces that they are moving to Lanford.

When a new, more classy restaurant opens opposite the Lunchbox, Roseanne declares war. Pat Harrington, Jr. appears in this episode.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Nicolas Hunziker

Map of P131 with Santo Niño highlighted

White Trash Christmas

Orange (Pantone)

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub despite constant interruptions from her family, and ends up having a dream about murdering her husband and kids. The dream ends with Roseanne on trial, her family back from the dead to testify on her behalf, and a lavish musical number.

Graham Horwood

Romford

Iain Williamson

Seven Sisters

Stoke Gifford Stadium shown within Bristol and the UK

Hyde Park Corner

CanalDigitaal

Serkan Korkmaz

Maybe Baby

Ferrell

_basel1415a

Tim Doyle and Sid Youngers

FF0000

Teleplay: Don Foster and Sid Youngers

Incorporated

Samuele Campo

Becky and Darlene feud over Roseanne's baby shower.
Note: Lecy Goranson returned to the role of Becky Conner-Healey. Sarah Chalke made a guest appearance in this episodes closing tag which was a parody of The Patty Duke Show theme, featuring the two Beckys. This tag does not appear on the DVD version of this episode. It was also the last appearance of Natalie West as Crystal.

South Kensington

Club de Fútbol Profesional de la Universidad de Chile

Lee Swabey

Burrito

New Cross

Kevin Abbott
Communicable Theater

Ñuñoa, Santiago, Chile

Queens, New York, United States

European cover art featuring protagonists Yuuri and Miu.

Trafalgar Square

TBA

Peckham

Brackley Town

Dec 2

FBCEB1

Jan 19

Zebre

Oxford Circus

When Bev breaks her pelvis at the retirement home, she claims she fell in the shower but Roseanne discovers the real story. Fred pops the question to Jackie.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Maddison

The Donnas

Clarke

Stoke Newington

_adidas_blue_piping

Head of School

Campbell

para

Drew Ogier and Mike Costa

Chairman

V. faba

Between Rue Allenby & Rue Foch, Beirut, Lebanon

DJ's teacher informs Dan and Roseanne that he is having difficulties at school and they fight over who will deal with the problem. Dan is upset because he thinks Roseanne doesn't respect his parenting skills. He learns from Mark that the problem is that DJ has begun having erections in class - preventing him from rising to go the front of the class - and so Dan tells DJ how to cover up. But Roseanne isn't satisfied with this solution and tries to do better by telling DJ about her first menstruation, which sends him away screaming, making Dan feel validated about his own parenting skills.

London Bridge

Dutt, Salme

Atlus

Chiefs

Partiya Karkerên Kurdistanê

Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina

Chaplin

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky’s first boyfriend. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes; if he wins she’ll have to spend the night with him.

Ryan

Finsbury Park

Garland Testa and David Forbes
Pampered to a Pulp

January 2016

Jones, Nasir

Jackie has a bee in her bonnet over Roseanne feeding Andy junkfood. Dan is upset since DJ's only perspective of him includes a can of beer.
Story: Don Foster

DEN

Srdan Sugar

KAA Gent

Channel 27

West

Fulham
Palmers Green

Ball

Gregory Schneider

Prince Regent

Relegation Zone

Roseanne dresses as a male trucker for Halloween and mingles with some guys at the Lobo Lounge. Dan is upset about DJ wanting to be a witch for Halloween.

Tim
Feb 17

Pumpkin

Constable

Canning Town

Nov 23

Norwich City

* Tom Crean

United States

Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.

Note: This is the second of three episodes to feature Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy.

Süleyman Türkes

Near Islands group of the Aleutian Islands

Head Coach

Clapham

Promotion Zone

BravaHDTV Logo

at Palestino

lightblue

Teleplay: Richard Whitley and Bob Rubin

Butterfield

Teleplay: Joel Madison and Sid Youngers

Fox Sports Media Group

for international matches

basketball

Bent

Teleplay: Drew Ogier

Christos Daras

六三 빌딩

at Dep. Santa Cruz

Couch Potatoes
Dusty Kay
Troubles with the Rubbles
Don Foster and Sid Youngers
Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

;Leading passers
* KC – Alex Smith – 17/22, 190 yards, TD, INT
* HOU – Brian Hoyer – 15/34, 136 yards, 4 INT
;Leading rushers
* KC – Spencer Ware – 16 rushes, 67 yards, TD
* HOU – Alfred Blue – 17 rushes, 99 yards
;Leading receivers
* KC – Travis Kelce – 8 rec, 128 yards
* HOU – DeAndre Hopkins – 6 rec, 69 yards

Nichols
AFC Fylde

;Leading passers
* PIT – Ben Roethlisberger – 18/32, 229 yards, TD
* CIN – A. J. McCarron – 23/40, 212 yards, TD, INT
;Leading rushers
* PIT – Jordan Todman – 11 rushes, 65 yards
* CIN – Jeremy Hill – 12 rushes, 50 yards, TD
;Leading receivers
* PIT – Antonio Brown – 7 rec, 119 yards
* CIN – A. J. Green – 5 rec, 71 yards, TD

Southend United

_collar

Hair

After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show with a news commentator who has a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook". Meanwhile, David plans for the wedding, but offends Bev as well.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Monica Piper and David Raether

Scarborough, Ontario Coat of Arms.JPG

Trevor Kettle

Free Women's Units

Banks

auto

Stoke Gifford Stadium

We're Going to Disney World

Quentin

Vydra
Martin

Betsy Borns and David Raether

Coulson

Blue

O.G. Anunoby

Salme Dutt

Blackpool
Jeremy Simpson

Kevin Abbott and Pat Bullard

Dаvid L. Jones

Glasgow Warriors

Brixton

The Back Story
The lottery ticket mentioned in the last episode is a winner! Roseanne has won $108 million! Amidst the press bombardment, The family ponders what to do with all that money.

Reid

_gent15a

Roseanne and Dan must adjust to losing their bike shop and money, and they begin to seek new jobs. Meanwhile, Mark gets a great job offer in Minnesota and Becky runs off with him and they get married.

Dennis

Dan suffers a heart attack at Darlene and David's wedding.

Note: This is the final of three episodes to feature Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy. She returned full-time in season 9.

P–P

URU

Camden

New Democracy

Runner-up Group C

J Anderson

Benetton Treviso

Homeward Bound

Sordell

Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan’s $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation. Note: This is Michael Fishman's first appearance as D.J.

Roseanne visits Darlene's home-economics class, then takes them on a field trip to the supermarket. Meanwhile Dan is helping DJ's bullying problem but it turns out DJ hires a bodyguard to defend himself.
Notes: Leonardo DiCaprio has a silent guest appearance as one of Darlene's classmates.

The Driver's Seat

The Vixens

to Internacional

Darlene vandalizes the Lunch Box and Roseanne forces her to sell loose-meat sandwiches at the Lanford Days concession. Vegetarian Darlene is chagrined, but the town is thrilled when their festival is visited by a celebrity, Loretta Lynn.

Dagenham & Redbridge

Skyline of Scarborough City Centre

Christopher Kavanagh

Carrot Orange

Wells

Bryant, Williams

Marius Mitrea

Andrew D. Weyman

James

;1st quarter
* KC – Knile Davis 106-yard kickoff return , 14:49. Chiefs 7–0.
;2nd quarter
* KC – Cairo Santos 49-yard field goal, 12:50. Chiefs 10–0. Drive: 5 plays, 27 yards, 2:30.
* KC – Cairo Santos 49-yard field goal, 7:06. Chiefs 13–0. Drive: 6 plays, 40 yards, 3:29.
;3rd quarter
* KC – Chris Conley 9-yard pass from Alex Smith , 4:35. Chiefs 20–0. Drive: 11 plays, 94 yards, 5:23.
;4th quarter
* KC – Spencer Ware 5-yard run , 14:56. Chiefs 27–0. Drive: 8 plays, 71 yards, 4:13.
* KC – Cairo Santos 33-yard field goal, 3:59. Chiefs 30–0. Drive: 4 plays, 6 yards, 2:13.

Etolin Canoe

Feb 25

Featuring: Bob Nickman, Alec Mapa, Ken Kells

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

B1G

Norm Macdonald

Nov 25

Brown

Rob Ulin

Winner QF1

Dec 22

Pascale Bruderer

Cameron

Becky is getting ready for a big slumber party, and Darlene is getting ready to pitch the big game. Darlene is extremely moody, and argues with Roseanne before slamming out of the house. After Roseanne gets a phone call that Darlene is undergoing emergency surgery in the emergency trauma center for a ruptured appendix that is causing a fever and raptured intestice, Roseanne becomes wrecked with guilt over the morning's fight.

Priller

Replay

When Dan's father misses an alimony payment he feels forced to give his mother money. Fred asks Jackie about her sexual history, then he regrets asking.

Jackie sees Darlene's car at a motel and tells Roseanne, who thinks Darlene and David have broken their promise to abstain from having sex. Roseanne is shocked to learn that Darlene is seeing a guy named Jimmy and David knows. David gives Darlene an ultimatum about Jimmy, when she chooses Jimmy, Darlene and David break-up. Dan admits to Jackie that he is afraid about having another baby, Jackie assures him he is always a wreck when Roseanne gets pregnant and Roseanne always comforts him, but when Dan tells Roseanne his fears, Roseanne lashes out at him. Roseanne later reveals to Jackie she is also scared and Jackie convinces her to confide in Dan. She tries to tell Dan, but ends up comforting him like always.

Closing tag: Throughout the episode family members drink milk from the fridge that is sour, then put it back in the fridge. Dan is the last one to drink the milk and ends up convulsing, but manages to get the milk back in the fridge before passing out on the kitchen floor.

Ratings - 28.6 million viewers 18.6 rating/28 share http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

F.C. Halifax Town

Nas Lost performing in Paris in 2014.

Mirjam Betschart

Chalk Farm

Orange (Crayola)

Dave Jones

South

Mike Gandolfi

Gavin Ward
Grimsby Town
Mills

I'm Hungry

Ian Davies

Christopher Rundle

Accrington Stanley

Andrew Brace

Simons

N98

"Mr. Blue Sky"

Ellis

Daniel Palladino and William Lucas Walker

Lee Collins

Runner-up Group D

Koninklijke Atletiek

Story: Rob Ulin
Home for the Holidays

FE6F5E

Roseanne gets a second job at the Lobo Lounge, but soon discovers that she and Dan are spending too much time apart.
Goodbye Mr. Right

Calvert-Lewin

Persian Orange

Fatal Frame: Maiden of Black Water

It's Ed Conner's turn to favor the family with a surprise visit. He announces that he and Crystal are involved and planning to marry.

FF7518

Chantal Sac

Seb Stockbridge

Teleplay: Chuck Lorre and Maxine Lapiduss
The Wedding
David Raether
The Bowling Show
Heart & Soul
Chicken Hearts

, sunny

FF9966

rev1 3DS

Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory. After he raises the cap on the quotas yet again, Roseanne approaches him to try to get him to ease off. The boss agrees, but he needs a favor from her, in return. They come to a temporary agreement that results in a permanent solution. Final regular appearance of George Clooney as Booker.

Leigh

July 2015

Thanksgiving '91

Moncur

CIV

Finchley

_whitevertical

DJ is being bullied at school and Dan offers to teach him how to fight. DJ reveals his own patent moves for getting out of a fight which involves lying on the ground in the fetal position. David asks Dan to teach him how to fight, but Roseanne stops Dan, telling him David only wants to learn how to fight to impress Darlene, because Jimmy is a boxer. She tells him to encourage David to feel good about himself which Dan struggles with. Jackie and Roseanne head to Chicago to meet Jimmy. Roseanne dislikes Jimmy and tells Jackie she really wants David and Darlene back together. When DJ beats up David, Dan tries to comfort David and discovers David wasn't trying to impress Darlene, but was trying to impress Dan.

Closing tag: Fred and Dan argue over a basketball game and Fred uses DJ's fetus position to avoid a fight. Dan gloats until he hears Roseanne come home and joins Fred. This references a pivotal scene in the 1979 film version of the novel The Great Santini, in which Michael O'Keefe played Ben, the title character's oldest son.

Ratings - 27.4 million viewers 18 rating/27 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

Stalybridge Celtic

SUI

at San Luis de Quillota

To Tell the Truth

NRHP

Judge of the United States District Court for the Middle District of Tennessee

Winner QF3

Hartlepool United

Campo de la Cruz, Colombia

Roseanne meets First Lady Hillary Clinton , after saving her family and Dr. Bakshmi from women-hating terrorists on a train to Washington D.C. Steven Seagal, Mike Tyson and Don King appear in this episode.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Ogogo

Danny Jacobson
Mall Story

Wandsworth Town

Fleetwood Town

Πάνθηρες

Zeisloft

Story: Lois Bromfield

Sandwich

England

Teleplay: Mike Costa and Drew Ogier

PRK

Roseanne and Jackie attend an exquisite luncheon where they discuss politics and other topics with Lanford's elite. Roseanne meets Edgar Wellman , son of the owner of Roseanne and Jackie's former workplace, and Edgar asks Roseanne for money to help keep Wellman Plastics open--it fell into decline after the sisters left in 1989.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

_bluestripes

Kilburn High Road

Roseanne, Jackie, DJ, Mark, Bev, Becky, Andy, and Jerry go to the Wentworth estate to meet Astrid's family, who aren't impressed at Roseanne's trashy ways. When she finds the family's stash of "happy pills," Roseanne teaches them to scream out their anger. Dana Gould appears in this episode.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

FY 2015

Forest Green Rovers

CZE

CAIW

Graham

Jim Nantz, Phil Simms, and Tracy Wolfson

Allan Stephan Blasband

Nadine Rolser

The Last Thursday in November

Kent Coast Line

Somebody Stole My Gal

Football Association Challenge Cup

John Whitesell

Tozer

Laurie Gelman

Brooklyn, New York, United States

Newport Gwent Dragons

Brava HD logo.png

The Blaming of the Shrew
Bill Pentland

Chadwell Heath

Amalgamated

Valentine's Day

Akira Ohtani

O.G.

FF6347

Rodman

Roseanne quits her hair-salon job for a waitress job at the luncheonette in Rodbell's Department Store. Becky and Darlene are fighting over their room yet again, so Dan sends Darlene to live in the basement, and Roseanne has trouble letting Dan resolve disputes between the kids. Note: Alyson Hannigan guest stars as one of Becky's friends who dines at the luncheonette.

*entrepreneur

Mark and David struggle with the concept of feminism. Fred asks Roseanne about ways to propose to Jackie, and uses lines from her favorite soap opera. Roseanne demands passion from Dan, but turns to fantasy instead.

Richard Clark

Teleplay: Brad Isaacs and Maxine Lapiduss

Wembley Stadium, London

Limehouse

Feb 6

Hanson

Orpington

at Dep. La Pintana

Don't Make Me Over
Story: Michael Borkow
David McFadzean and Lauren Eve Anderson
Take My Bike ... Please!

Downing

* Rapper
* songwriter
* record producer
* actor
* entrepreneur

Demetriou

bottom

Blackmon, Jr.

Costa

Bexleyheath

April Winchell and Richard Whitley
The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Tsukasa Masuko

Zoko

University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona

Charing Cross

Indiana Hoosiers

Middlesbrough

Sheree Guitar

Holloway

Charlton Athletic

US-AZ

The Conners celebrate Halloween. Roseanne and Dan compete to see who is the spookiest, while Roseanne tries to rekindle the spirit of Halloween to Becky.

Dutt

Ziggo

Roseanne and Cynthia Mort

Ilford

Tobias Mummenthaler
GER

Miriam Trogdon and Lois Bromfield

Waynesville, MO

Brain-Dead Poets Society

N26

Loser SF2

→ Academia

Adonis Ajeti

Lloyd Linton

Roseanne and Jackie's father dies and his mistress shows up for the funeral, causing friction between Roseanne and Jackie. Roseanne is upset to learn that her father was never sorry for the abuse he inflicted on her as a child.

Dec 12

McConville

Joel Madison

Fabienne Bangerter

Koji Okada

Scott and Leon have trouble planning their wedding until Roseanne offers to plan it for free. This includes dealing with Leon's cold feet/self-doubt about his sexuality.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Inherit the Wind

;Leading passers
* SEA – Russell Wilson – 13/24, 142 yards, TD, INT
* MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 15/19, 119 yards
;Leading rushers
* SEA – Christine Michael – 17 rushes, 56 yards
* MIN – Adrian Peterson – 20 rushes, 36 yards
;Leading receivers
* SEA – Doug Baldwin – 5 rec, 42 yards, TD
* MIN – Jerick McKinnon – 3 rec, 22 yards

Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones

Earl's Court

Burton

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Denver Broncos – Game summary

Every Night

Teleplay: Roseanne and Jennifer Saunders

N44

Ellen Falcon

Religions in Scarborough

Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne's suspicions that Leon is trying to usurp her position as head of the Lunch Box are cast aside by others but ultimately prove to be true. DJ steals Roseanne's car, and her violent response has her questioning whether she is repeating her pattern of childhood abuse onto her kids.
The Test

Hartman

Edinburgh

Freeman

Orange (color wheel)

Jeff Margolis

Minnesota Vikings

N18

House of Grown-Ups

Harrold

Andreas Papamimikos

Vegas

Oar

/devil-summoner-soul-hackers

Gary Conway

Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie believes that Roseanne and Edgar Wellman are an item for real--they're not, although Roseanne wishes they were. Roseanne claims it's just for business; Jackie doesn't believe her. Roseanne dreams that the couple are from the movie Evita.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Adrian Holmes

Less is More
Michael Borkow

Flag of Scarborough, Ontario.svg

7753 North 34th Street

Simon Hooper

Roseanne's upset with Dan because he'd rather play craps than have a romantic night with her. She gets drunk with Nancy and walks into a Wayne Newton performance believing that she's heckling a Newton impersonator. During Arnie's and Nancy's wedding, Dan and Roseanne get to renew their vows.
Absent: Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris

Cynthia Mort

Phil Gibbs
Charles Breakspear

Nov 24
Bielfeldt

Makoto Shibata

Jan 10

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Richard Martin
Pope

Founder

Petts Wood

_navylower

Originally the public school, became the town hall in 1931. Demolished in 1996.

Blackfriars

Country

Bryant, Bielfeldt
ESPN

Oldham Athletic

Mark and Becky ride Dan's vintage motorcycle without permission, and Dan finds out when he realizes that Mark tinkered with the engine. Feeling betrayed, especially after defending her earlier, Dan gives Becky the silent treatment while Roseanne decides to confront Mark about his true intentions.

CBS

CMR

Leinster

Egzona Selimi

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Roseanne and Dan go all out for Christmas, in indignant reaction to their neighborhood association's limits on exterior decoration. Roseanne is angry at Becky for using money earmarked for Becky's education to put Mark through trade school and is further annoyed when Becky begins working at a tacky, sexist bar, "Bunz" . DJ finds out that David is living with Darlene; also, he tells her he misses her.

Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth, and Michele Tafoya

St. Paul's

Mark Lloyd Rappaport

Winner QF2

Roseanne discovers that Darlene skipped school to attend a comic book convention in Chicago with David. Jackie and Roseanne return to their vacant childhood home and relive painful memories about their abusive father.

East Finchley

The Commercial Show

Archway
The frequency given is the general frequency, throughout the night.

While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, they take a walk down memory lane & discover that Roseanne has always been the queen to Jackie's minion status. Jackie finds her long-lost doll, "Mrs. Tuttle," that she thought had been 'doll-napped', Roseanne tries to pin the disappearance on a napping Nana Mary. But Nana Mary reveals the truth....
Death and Stuff
Sisters

Avoid

Davis

loaned to Cobresal

Jelavić

N97

Big Star's Little Star

On Halloween, Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls." A Ouija board sends a message from "The Dead" that portends an unexpected event: Roseanne goes into labor. She delivers a baby boy, Jerry Garcia Conner.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy; However, they appear in archive footage of previous episodes.

FDBCB4

The Sheet. - geograph.org.uk - 148085.jpg

Be My Baby

Breconshire in Grand Harbour, Malta

Larry David

Friends & Relatives
The Monday Thru Friday Show

BIH

Sky Link

Tom Arnold

Active region

Dan lends $1,500 to Arnie thinking he's buying Nancy an engagement ring, but he actually buys her breast implants. When Dan falls behind with the bills, Jackie tries to lend him the money, but he refuses because she's a relative. DJ starts peeping on his sisters.
Nightmare on Oak Street

Croatia

Juwan Morgan

Jerry Seinfeld

N87

Darren Handley

Shogo Isogai

Darren England
Dervite

Roseanne decides to open a loose-meat restaurant with Jackie and Nancy. When she can't get a bank loan, she goes to her mother as a last resort; in order for Bev to agree to put up another $10,000, the trio reluctantly let her become their 4th partner. Molly confronts Darlene about D.J.'s voyeurism, and Darlene confronts Molly about Molly's flirtatious behavior with David.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle, until Jackie took the kids to a water park.
When Dan and Roseanne play a gruesome Halloween prank on Kathy Bowman, Roseanne is worried that Kathy might get her revenge later that night. At the lodge's Halloween party, Jackie discovers that the moose she has been flirting with is really Booker.

N55

Lawrence Broch

Dan still isn't home, and Roseanne is afraid of the changes she has made to family and house. Elsewhere, Bev seeks answers from free-spirited mother Mary, who finally mends her relationship with her daughter.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Scarborough

Cheltenham Town
Kennedy

Semi-Rural, , 11 Buildings

Story: Rob Ulin and Leif Sandass
Ed Yeager

Mile 12.25 on the Zimovia Highway

Seinfeld

Location in Canada

;Leading passers
* GB –
* WAS –
;Leading rushers
* GB –
* WAS –
;Leading receivers
* GB –
* WAS –

Lefteris Astras

Leyton Orient
St Albans City

at NK Istra 1961

Chuck Lorre

USA

Surrey Quays
Walthamstow

_redblue_vertical

Seattle Seahawks vs. Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Saturn

_redborder

Shepherd's Bush

Whitehawk

Consolation Second Round

Arnie and Nancy invite Roseanne and Dan to their wedding in Las Vegas. Roseanne and Dan get into a big fight when she pulls him out of a lucky game.

Jacobson

Vegas, Vegas
Fred wants Jackie to get rid of DJ, who's working his nerves. Jackie confronts Roseanne about it, trying to avoid conflict with Fred only to walk into it with Roseanne. Meanwhile, Dan tries to plan Roseanne's birthday celebration with their daughters.

Sheffield United

Johnson

_udechile14a

*record producer

Roseanne tries—in vain—to be cool at the hospital. We learn that DJ performed CPR on Dan to keep him alive. Dan's hospital room is the venue for Darlene and David's scaled-down reception.

Note: Last appearance of Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy.

Stressed to Kill
Therapy

Ryan Johnson

All About Rosey

Santa Claus Land sign. The "office" portion was added later.

Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts and Evan Washburn

*Héctor Elizondo
*Will Forte
*Richard Gant
*Missi Pyle
*Kevin Michael Richardson
*J.K. Simmons
*Alan Tudyk

Stefanie De Além da Eira

It's time for the annual Landford Mall-A-Thon and Roseanne and her gang are ready to scout out the deals and spend a lovely Saturday in retail heaven. Roseanne takes her family as she realizes Dan needs new shoes, Becky needs a dress, and Roseanne just needs a day to escape work. Jackie converses.
Girl Talk
Roseanne is heartbroken when Darlene refuses to drive to Chicago with her. In the hope that she will stay, David asks Darlene to marry him. Roseanne eventually goes to Darlene's Chicago apartment and stays the night, and they have a mother-daughter talk.

Harrison

[[#Venues

Roseanne tries to set her mother up with a friend from the retirement home; Molly puts the moves on David.

Westbourne Park

Queens Park Rangers
Giroud

Packers

Nuhiu

Portugal

Pratley
Richards

;1st quarter
;2nd quarter
;3rd quarter
;4th quarter

Shoreditch

Red River Exhibition

Dean Whitestone

Denise Moss and Sy Dukane

Williams

Glen Line

Diamond

DJ's new girlfriend , who Roseanne actually likes, is bossing him around, and their relationship causes problems at school. Jackie and Fred see a psychologist about their anger issues.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Vale Stadium

Dimitris Chatziisaias

Barwell

Kansas City Chiefs vs. New England Patriots – Game summary

Roofe

Betsy Borns and Miriam Trogdon

→ Millonarios

Indiana 2015 Basketball Commits

Waterloo

Swiss Super League, 1st

Depressed because Becky still won't see him, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and puts his fist through the jukebox. Dan tends to him, then must lie to Roseanne and Becky.
Father's Day

Robson-Kanu

EC5800

Neil Hennessy

People's Defence Forces

green

Stauros Mitkas

Rear Window

Fredy Montero

It's tax season and Roseanne and Dan are contemplating how they can make the process easier. Dan stresses out as he cannot figure how to fill out the tax document. Roseanne tries her hand at the package but ends up traveling to the IRS office with Dan.
Joel Madison and Don Foster
Confessions

Location of Scarborough in Toronto.

Roseanne and Jackie are shocked to discover that Nancy is a lesbian. Roseanne starts to think she's getting old when Bev decides to move into a retirement community.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Kretzschmar

Bev arrives to help when Roseanne throws her back out, in time for DJ's 10th birthday. Dan's thrilled with a rare opportunity to spoil his kids when he secretly buys DJ a Super Nintendo and strikes a car-buying deal with Becky, but is upset when Bev swoops in and beats him to the punch.
A Second Chance
Bert , an emotionally needy architect at Dan's new job site adopts the Conners as a surrogate family, much to their terror.

Westminster

Oğuz Dağlaroğlu

Berry

Burlingame, California, U.S.

Fart-Break Hotel

Some Enchanted Merger

Philliskirk

Nov 3

Murphy

Masami Satou

Constantine Hatzidakis

Channel 372

Lanford Daze

Oliver
Eddie Ilderton

Dan is sick of having so many people living in the house and wants Becky and Mark to move out, Roseanne agrees until Becky tells them she and Mark are trying to get pregnant. Jackie has become overly protective of the baby, causing problems between her and Fred. After a fight, she goes to stay at Roseanne's place. When everyone finds out that Dan shaves his armpits Dan storms off to stay at Fred's. Jackie and Fred make up and Roseanne tells Dan she gave Becky and Mark until May to move out, then announces she is pregnant.

Closing tag: Dan, in shock over Roseanne's announcement sits at the kitchen table as Roseanne's pregnancy progresses until the day of their son's first birthday party.
Ratings - 28.9 million viewers 19.5 rating/30 share http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn
Featuring: Travis Weaver as Ralph

Roseanne gets DJ to help Darlene cut her own allowance. Jackie and Fred split.
Norma Safford Vela and Danny Jacobson

Victoria

Guilt by Imagination

N28

Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene proposes to David and announces that she's pregnant.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Attu sat.jpg

Chris McKenna

Fredy Henkyer Montero Muñoz

Millions from Heaven

* Abdullah Öcalan
* Murat Karayilan

Bergenfield High School alumni

Aliens

President

Eric Gilliland and Daniel Palladino
Jackie steps in as substitute mom when Roseanne has to go to Moline when their father breaks his leg. She dazzles Dan with her housekeeping skills out of a 1950's family sitcom. Jackie is surprised to learn what Dan really thinks of her and that he remembers the first time they met.

Jackie has started spending time, though not romantically, with a man she met through Stacy. Dan sees them at the Lobo and confronts Jackie, pointing out that if she's not telling Fred about this man, then what she's doing amounts to cheating.

Closing tag: While Roseanne does not appear in the actual episode, she does address the audience and let them know they shouldn't worry, although she needed bed rest and couldn't tape that night's episode she will still be getting paid. She then explains where babies come from.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Story: Amy Sherman and David Forbes
Story: Sheldon Krasner and David Saling

NFC Champion

rail

Ŵnotes

Agüero

Dan finishes remodeling a house, but is close to losing his own house. Tim Curry appears in this episode. Chris Farley has an uncredited cameo in this episode.

East

Sega Saturn

Hope

SWE

Moor Lane

David Forbes

Jefferson City HS

Ariyibi

Alexander Dennis Enviro400 10.1m/Wright Eclipse Gemini B7TL

Ramsey

at Santiago Wanderers

Greece

Snoop Davey Dave

Jan 23

Bruderer, Pascale

Gillingham
York City

Banned

Lund

Rob Ulin and Kevin Abbott

Carlos Heller

Houston Texans

ZON TVCabo

Leslie Reider

Atomic Tangerine

Story: Tom Arnold and Robert Miranda

Brighton & Hove Albion
Ghoochannejhad

Gail Mancuso Cordray

Poleon

Harbour

O'Shea

N86

Chris Kavanagh

_white_stripes

/alternate-reality-the-city

Orange

Dover Athletic

Roseanne is threatened at work, prompting the girls to sign up for a self-defense class. When Arnie returns for Nancy, he learns about her lesbian lifestyle.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Turkmenistani footballer

Featuring: Bob Nickman, Diane Dorsey

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy.

Nick Kinseley
Chesham United

FFA500

Feminism

Stephens, Ross

Birmingham City
Oyenuga

Willie Kirk

Ferrell, Bryant

Premier Arena Soccer League

Roseanne's doctor recommends she get a breast reduction to reduce stress on her back. She agrees in spite of a nightmare , in which her breasts are accidentally seriously enlarged.

Loser SF1

Teleplay: Leif Sandaas and Cynthia Hogle
Roseanne is rear-ended by Mrs. Wellman and must rest for awhile, and without any apology from Mrs. Wellman, Roseanne considers suing her.
The Dark Ages

Champion

Location within the P17

Oates

FF5F5F

Bristol City Women's Football Club

M'voto

Neftali Manzambi

Yuksam Pilting

Nadine Böni

O´Brien

TV Vlaanderen

Berkay Sülüngöz

Founded

Vikings

Maidstone United

Robin Adamczyk

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother. The two of them end up the main event in a series of bickering and snickering that flows through the holiday feast. After everone is finished eating, and complaining about everyone else, Dan gets a huge shock, when he finds his father is romancing Crystal.
Guest star: Ann Wedgeworth as Audrey

Flag of YJA-Star.svg

Highgate

Redskins

Darlene begs Roseanne to let David move in with them; after immediately refusing, Roseanne relents when she realizes that his situation really is intolerable.

Snodgrass

True

Leart Iberdemaj

Port Vale

Thornycroft, Micheen

Gull Lake High School

Eileen Heisler and DeAnn Heline
Jackie is horrified when she realizes that she had a drunken fling with Arnie. Roseanne tries endlessly to get rid of DJ's new dog. Dan and his pals discover Leon's gay when they invite him to their poker game.

Munster

Carl Boyeson

November 2015

N11

Collin

*actor

Southampton

Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati, Ohio

Juwan

SY8

ESPN2

GUF

Wrangell Public School

Daglaroglu, Oguz

Betsy Borns and Mike Gandolfi

office, entertainment plaza

Cedric Jan Itten

Story: William Lucas Walker and Allan Stephan

Princeton orange

Percent

Kilburn Park

Alloy Orange

Winner SF1

While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's. DJ gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book, and Mark cooks a 'special' dinner for the Conner clan.

Note: Last appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred.

Channel 161

The Conners enjoy torturing Darlene by making her think they're giving her a Sweet-Sixteen party for her birthday. The Conners meet their new neighbors, Ty Tilden and his daughters Charlotte and Molly .
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Vegas Interruptus
Mark breaks up with Becky because he thinks he isn't good enough for her, and Becky is mad at Roseanne for making her push Mark to go to school. In Chicago, Darlene and David's relationship is becoming strained. Roseanne finds out from Mark's roommate, Roy , that David has been living with Darlene in Chicago. Going to Chicago and bringing David back home with her, she tries to hide the truth about David's situation from Dan.
Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

UT Orange

Notting Hill Gate

List of Seinfeld episodes

Bonne
Baxter

Part 1: Harris Conner Healy, Darlene and David's preemie daughter, finally arrives home, and Darlene decides to stay in the Conner nest for a while and DJ begrudgingly gives up his room and heads for David's former space in the basement. When Mark and Becky come to visit Harris, it is revealed that they too are expecting; Mark wants to spread the news, but Becky opts to keep it quiet until things are going more smoothly with Harris. Darlene is apprehensive about overstaying their welcome but when she questions her mother, Roseanne says she wants them to stay forever. Darlene would like that too, so she's relieved. Leon and his husband announce that they will be adopting a little girl, Nadia, who needs a family.
Dan's Birthday Bash

Wyke
Wealdstone

David is devastated by his break-up with Darlene, when Roseanne tries to tell him to move on he angrily tells her about Darlene's drug use at college. Roseanne and Dan confront Darlene, though she denies it, David reveals he saw her do it and feels she will do it again. Roseanne is furious and refuses to allow Darlene to return to college. Darlene convinces Dan she won't do it again, though he won't admit it, he does try to convince Roseanne to let Darlene go back to school. Roseanne is adamant about keeping Darlene home until she realizes David only told her about Darlene's drug use for his own selfish reasons. Though Roseanne can't trust Darlene, she is willing to let her go back to school.

Ratings - 25.4 million viewers 17.0 rating/26 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Dennis Trident 2 10.5m/ Alexander ALX400

Wellard

Santa Claus, Arizona

Roseanne tries to persuade Darlene to wear something feminine and formal to her school dance. Meanwhile, it's evaluation time at work for Roseanne and Bonnie, but the inspector is more interested in trying to seduce Leon. Roseanne and Bonnie learn that Leon is gay when his boyfriend stops by the restaurant.
Of Ice and Men

Scarborough locator.png

Lancaster station (Pennsylvania)

File:SS Breconshire in Grand Harbour, Malta A6926.jpg

Tottenham

O'Connor

The Wellman Plastics group is growing tired as Booker continues to lengthen the worker's shifts due to quotas, factory mistakes, etc. Roseanne, queen of the group, cannot take it any longer. When Roseanne completes another long day of work and comes home to the everyday craziness, she must escape and take a breather.

Washington Redskins

Roseanne has had her fill of Bev at the Lunchbox, so Bev agrees to leave, selling her share to Leon, Roseanne's old boss. Elsewhere, Jackie returns to dating by accepting an invite from Fred, a friend of Dan's, in his first appearance in the series.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner.

Maxine Lapiduss
Roseanne and Jackie are Rodbell's new Santa and Mrs. Claus at Rodbell's; while on duty, Roseanne meets Darlene's new friend Karen...and Karen's son. She feels resentful that Darlene has refused to open up to her but has shared all her writing with Karen.

Dec 5

N19

Ayako Toyoda

Fights and Stuff

McQuoid

[[#Qualified teams

Vermilion

Roseanne, shocked to find a bag of marijuana in David's room, immediately punishes him for possession. David thinks it's Darlene's, so he covers for her by saying it's his. But Dan realizes that it's a 20-year-old stash of his and Roseanne's, so they and Jackie indulge once again for old times' sake...

Pittsburgh Steelers

Feb 11

NFC Champion vs AFC Champion – Game summary

During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by—and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Meanwhile, they are expecting company, potential buyers for the washer and dryer, and the coroner is taking his time getting the body out of the Conner kitchen.

Environment Canada

Marko Drakul

Alec Berg

With a full dinner table and a home-cooked meal, Roseanne daydreams about the lottery winnings; from a riot on the Jerry Springer Show to a glamorous photo shoot with Jackie and Hugh Hefner.

Wildig
Darren Bond

Don't Make Room for Daddy

Tottenham Court Road

Hughes

Fuchs

Becky and Roseanne are engaged in a particularly nasty string of fights, and Becky begins giving her mother the silent treatment, prompting Roseanne to remove the door to Becky's room to force Becky to open up to her.
Miriam Trogdon

N63

Dan loves that DJ wants to be a hockey player but has a hard time teaching him, so Fisher offers to help. Jackie breaks up with him "before he dumps" her "for a younger woman." When Roseanne convinces her to get back together with him, she ends up moving in with him.

Ward

Dear Mom and Dad

*songwriter

Leitch-Smith
Crooks

Nine Is Enough
Five of a Kind

Fox Sports lead play-by-play announcer Joe Buck

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
Nancy Steen and Cynthia Mort

Schumacher

Ross Stephens

N29

Philip Price, Ken Jordan and Dan Pinal

Michael B. Kaplan
Darlene gives birth to a dangerously premature baby girl, Harris Conner Healy. Roseanne consults other doctors from around the world, but what ultimately keeps the baby alive is Roseanne's own grandmotherly love and nurturing.

Roseanne and Jackie's spa trip subjects them to a strict diet, acid peels, skin toxins, and exhausting hikes. Tammy Faye Messner appears in this episode.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner, Sara Gilbert as Darlene Healey, Michael Fishman as DJ Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Healey

Alternate Reality: The Dungeon

Call Waiting

Cardiff City

Ahmet Ataýew

Welling

Dan's father visits, bearing gifts, and all are thrilled to see him except Dan himself. The visit drags out and insults are hurled toward Dan, so Roseanne has to step in. Dan sees his father's philosophy of "Work smart, not hard" as a direct put-down on his life, while his father sees it as caring advice.

Breconshire

Teleplay: Maxine Lapiduss and Jennifer Heath

Bittersweet

Millwall
Cambridge United

Story: Sara Gilbert
Guest stars: Martin Mull, Danny Masterson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Traci Lords

Rochester, NY

Michael Bull

The new nudist couple next door tell the Conners that they are perverted for watching them, so they put up a hedge. David's coffee-time with Becky worries Mark, so he enlists Darlene's help.

Thomas

Green Park

Second flag of the Kurdistan Workers' Party

Teleplay: James Berg and Stan Zimmerman
Lawrence Broch and William Lucas Walker

Orange Peel

Dream Lover

at Eindhoven

Cox

right

Attu

WAL

Turnpike Lane station

Distribution of religions

Simon Bennett

After the Conners receive a small inheritance from Great-Aunt Harriet, they decide to go out for a nice dinner, with their limits already set, until Darlene unexpectedly pops in. Meanwhile, DJ is contemplating what to spend his own personal inheritance, $500. Darlene spends her visit home alienating the family and hurling insults,until the family finally bites back. DJ buys a trombone.
Bingo
Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge at home when they start working 15-hour days. DJ starts to feel neglected. This episode features the first appearance of Dan Butler as Art.

loaned to Palestino
Universidad de Chile

Nigel Miller
Fenwick

What a Day for a Daydream

Fiorin Durmisaj

Kelis

Status

Alternate Reality: The City

Argentina

Rochdale

Roseanne joins a women's club because Leon thinks that networking will be good for the diner, and she presses DJ to be friends with the weird son of one of the members . Dan finds out that Mark has dropped out of trade school when he catches him at the bar.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

AFC Champion

Teleplay: Jeff Abugov and Maxine Lapiduss
Maxine Lapiduss and Martin Mull

Owner

Darlene Fades to Black

Kurdistan Workers' Party

Bob Myer and Chuck Lorre
The Connors are called to DJ's school to discuss the "obscene" reading material he has brought to school—which turns out to be one of Darlene's comic books. Later, Darlene—looking for DJ so she can chew him out—finds Jackie in the bathroom, covered with bruises. She asks her mother what happened; Roseanne presses Jackie for information and learns that Fisher beat her up. Dan then beats up Fisher and lands in jail. Ed Begley, Jr. appears in this episode. Also Brice Beckham appears.

Fred Graham

Bird is the Word
Nancy thinks that Dan doesn't like her, and Roseanne soon realizes she is right. Darlene and David scheme to terrify Roseanne on Halloween.
DeAnn Heline and Eileen Heisler
Someday My Prince Will Come

Johnson, Zeisloft

Joe Buck.jpg

;Leading passers
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;Leading rushers
* –
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;Leading receivers
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Story: Bob Myer and Chuck Lorre
Roseanne is summoned to a parent/teacher conference after Darlene has been barking in class. Stressed from the pressures of coping with home and work, she lashes out at Dan for not doing his share. Note: This episode is the only one in which Sal Barone played DJ Conner. He was subsequently replaced by Michael Fishman.

Matt McKenna

Tomlin

Nikos Katharios

Vauxhall

at O'Higgins

Stefani Liebhart

Joss Whedon

La U

Shower the People You Love with Stuff

Istanbul, Turkey

Aldwych

Blue Devils

Morison

Kim C. Friese

Steve Martin

Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor, but—Drama on the Dance Floor alert!-he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie. When Jackie agrees to have dinner with him, Bev's claws come out!

Guest star: Tony Curtis as Hal

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

New England Patriots

Follow the Son
Teleplay: Jeff Abugov and Joel Madison

Kodjia

Promises, Promises

Arizona

FF7538

Wandsworth

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

Antonio F. Damandaman

white

Brentford

Raoul Petretta

Orange (G&S)

Roseanne has been trying to get pregnant for months, but Jackie is the one with the big announcement when she finds out that she's pregnant from her 1-night stand with Fred.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Sercombe

Jan 30

Village

Nov 13

Keisuke Kikuchi

Story: Amy Sherman

Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner

at Sedan

Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden, and Lisa Salters

Acton

Gallego and Sanz

_gent1516a

Colombian footballer

Lahaina Civic Center

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Houston Texans – Game summary

Edmonton

Norma Safford Vela

Hayes End

The Conners' old biker pal Ziggy roars into town, making them feel old, fat, and trapped. In the end, they realize that while their lives are not what they had planned, they still feel fulfillment.

;1st quarter
* MIN – Blair Walsh 22-yard field goal, 1:06 Vikings 3–0. Drive: 10 plays, 25 yards, 5:52.
;2nd quarter
* None
;3rd quarter
* MIN – Blair Walsh 43-yard field goal, 7:04 Vikings 6–0. Drive: 5 plays, 28 yards, 2:45.
* MIN – Blair Walsh 47-yard field goal, 0:02 Vikings 9–0. Drive: 8 plays, 19 yards, 4:39.
;4th quarter
* SEA – Doug Baldwin 3-yard pass from Russell Wilson , 11:37 Vikings 9–7. Drive: 7 plays, 80 yards, 3:25.
* SEA – Steven Hauschka 46-yard field goal, 8:04 Seahawks 10–9. Drive: 7 plays, 12 yards, 2:33.

Roseanne thinks David likes someone other than Darlene, so the two reconcile after much poking and prodding.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Prince Carlos Charmaine from Moldavia, visits Jackie, with whom he's enamored after seeing her on television. Roseanne warns Jackie to remain distant, until Leon discovers that he's really a prince. The family are invited on a trip to New York with Leon in place of Dan, who's still in California.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

A poker night becomes interesting when Roseanne receives a kiss from Dan's friend Arnie. Roseanne speaks to Jackie about the kiss and she later finds out it was just a friendly kiss.

Canada Water

Allen

Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Erin Andrews, and Chris Myers

Kevin Abbott and Stevie Ray Fromstein

Leighton Hodges

John Pasquin

Zaha

Green Bay Packers

Evans

Nas Escobar

Two for One
Leif Sandaas and Debbie Kasper

Honor Oak

A Saturday at the Conners means chilling out and relaxing but Dan believes he can conquer fixing the truck while relaxing. Roseanne & Dan place a friendly wager to see if Dan and the gang can fix the truck in the afternoon.

Scarborough 1981−2010

Roseanne and Lois Bromfield

Patriots

American Teenage Rock 'n' Roll Machine

Nigel Owens

Windass

Papaya Whip

Basel

Unaffiliated

FF5800

Guilt by Disassociation
The Conners go on a roadtrip with the Tildens for a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show; Dan tries to persuade Roseanne to have another child.

Coventry City
FA Cup

N35

Burton Albion
Bennett

People's Defence Forces and Free Women's Units

Sweeney

Danique Stein

The Sheet
West Midlands

NRHP-delisted

Saturday

Done

Maui Invitational

Jim Nantz, Phil Simms and Tracy Wolfson

Sy Dukane and Denise Moss

N41

Story: Cathy Ladman
Roseanne and Dan shop for a new bed. Becky starts dating Mark, a rebellious teen. First appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark.

Catford
Manor Park

Massey

Story: Roseanne and Ellen Quigley

Belgian Pro League, 1st

Anunoby

Stephen Godchaux

Crouch End

Persimmon

AFC U-23 Championship

Mouse

Petrakovo Brdo

Connacht

/shin-megami-tensei-devil-summoner

There's Only One Way to Rock

Out of the Past
Teleplay: Pat Bullard and Stevie Ray Fromstein
Story: Michael Poryes
Disney World War II

Turkish footballer

Cureton

Two Down, One to Go

Whelpdale

F3F315

Strevens

Molly has an extra ticket for a rock concert and Roseanne reluctantly agrees to let Darlene go. When Darlene doesn't come home until 4AM, Roseanne doesn't quite believe her explanation that Molly ditched her to smoke pot in a stranger's van.
Note: Last appearance of Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy this season.

* Tim Buckley
* Chuck Martin
* Rob Judson

Isle of Dogs

Roseanne kicks Dan out over his affair with his mother's nurse, and her decision devastates her.

Nas

O'Neil

Andrea Frei

John-Lewis

Diego García

Moore

Dan returns home to strict diet regime and other rules, but he goes against it behind Roseanne's back. When she finds out, it leads to a huge argument during which old resentments are brought up and the house is trashed due to their anger at each other. In the end, Roseanne walks out as her marriage to Dan looks on the verge of complete collapse.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner-Healey and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

North

Wisconsin

Mothers and Other Strangers

Basel's 2007–08 title-winning squad.

Cover art to Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner

Dunne

Happy Birthday Dan! Roseanne and the kids surprise Dan with an extensive birthday breakfast. Later on in the evening, Roseanne throws Dan a party at the Lobo. During the party Dan comes close to being violent but is stopped by Roseanne. Afraid that he will look like a wimp Dan vows that he will beat up the billiards bully the next time he sees him. Becky is invited to Chip's for a dinner.

BTN

Seahawks

nectarine Shimmer

Smith

Indianapolis, IN

title,inline

Sunderland

at Roeselare

Sid Youngers
Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband Sonny, who is buried in the bridge that Jackie drove them over on the way to work. Roseanne struggles with whether or not to tell Crystal a secret she knows about Sonny , until Crystal reveals that she had an affair while still being married to Sonny and she never told him. Darlene decides it's cool to smoke--until Roseanne finds her pack of cigarettes.

Punk rockpop punk

Klukowski

Southall

Dan accidentally knocks out Roseanne's tooth the day the health inspector- who turns out to be Leon- visits. After Darlene and David finally consummate their relationship, Darlene is accepted to a Chicago art school, but David is not; can she leave him? Bob Odenkirk appears in this episode.
Roseanne and Dan get to the point of no return when they realize they need to lose some weight. Roseanne takes charge and makes a point to put strict restrictions on what the two should and should not eat, but it's she who has the most trouble adapting.

Maidenhead United

Enfield

GHA

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cincinnati Bengals – Game summary

N73

Crawley Town

Mar 9-13

Νέα Δημοκρατία

When Dan's buddies show up with a great new job prospect for the old crew, Dan is confused: Should he continue on at the garage or make a bid on a huge construction job that would make him & his friends a lot of money? Meanwhile, Jackie gets hooked up to the Internet: her initial reluctance doesn't last and soon David needs to intervene.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy and Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner

Roseanne

Montero

Jackie and Roseanne head for Kansas City to meet their father's mistress. Dan goes to beat up Becky's boss for being grossly disrespectful to her, but finds that Mark has beaten him to it.

[[#Glasgow v Leinster

Roseanne and Dan agree to let Darlene go to art school in Chicago; DJ befriends an annoying neighbor boy .

Texans

Like a New Job

Hudson-Odoi

Second Time Around

Becky and Mark are arguing constantly and Roseanne finds out from Jackie that Mark hasn't been interested in sex. Jackie tells Roseanne about her own sexual problems with Fred while Roseanne reveals Dan has been trying unusual ways to get her in the mood. Roseanne tries to convince David to get out and meet girls but he isn't interested. Fred tries to have an open talk with Dan and Mark about their sex lives but all three end up realizing they know more than they care to. Roseanne tries to talk to Becky about Mark, and is surprised when Becky reveals she has already been spending time with David talking about her issues with her husband.

Closing tag: Becky, Roseanne and Jackie sit watching sports, drinking beer and smoking cigars, while Fred, Mark and Dan sit in the kitchen eating pudding Dan has made and talking about their feelings and body issues. After Roseanne makes a quip about Dan's weight in front of Fred and Mark, he cries and runs off.

Ratings - 26.8 million viewers 18.0 rating/28 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

Gash

Poplar

We Gather Together

TBD vs. Carolina Panthers – Game summary

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Arizona Cardinals

Islington

FRA

Attu Battlefield and U.S. Army and Navy Airfields on Attu

Let's Call It Quits
Darlene writes a poem in class that wins teacher recognition, and is asked to read it at an assembly in front of the parents and student body. Roseanne is so pleased that Darlene can write, and she is excited to go to the assembly. Darlene chooses not to go, opting to spend the evening at home with Dan, watching the game. Roseanne puts her foot down, and they go to the assembly, where Darlene strikes an emotional chord with all.

English

F.C. United of Manchester

Deptford

Jefferson City, MO

QF2

Roseanne and Dan ponder opening their own motorcycle shop with Ziggy. Ziggy ends up getting cold feet at the last minute but leaves behind a generous token of gratitude: $20,000. Brad Garrett appears in this episode.

Wood Green
Clapham Junction

Jan 26

Manolis Siopis

Radio Days
Teleplay: Stevie Ray Fromstein and Pat Bullard

FE5A1D

Jombati

Teleplay: Betsy Borns and Mike Gandolfi
Dan and Roseanne aren't home, but Becky is in charge. She invites her friend Dana over to do homework, and soon they need a break, and a drink from the Conner bar. Becky whips up a few 'Tornadoes' and the girls get drunk. A hung-over Becky is left to explain herself when Dana's mother comes asking questions the following day.

Grainger

Roseanne doesn't get along with her new neighbor, snobby and overprotective Kathy Bowman, although D.J. and Kathy's son Todd become fast friends. However, after a particularly nasty argument with Kathy, Roseanne has to eat some crow for D.J.'s sake.

Bryant

Lancaster

Leon begins to pay more attention to Fred who acts overly annoyed about it, Nancy and Leon think Fred doth protest too much. When Leon hosts a Halloween party, all his gay friends seem to know Fred quite well and Roseanne becomes convinced that Fred is gay. Roseanne is also convinced that Bev is going bald and wears a wig, and she is shocked to see a wig in the style of Bev's hair at her hairdresser.

Closing tag: Bev admits she is bald and takes off her "wig". Then everyone else in the family take off their wigs to show they are bald too. Realizing she has been pranked, Roseanne takes out a detonation device and blows up the house.

Ratings - 29.7 million viewers 19.2 rating/30 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn, Estelle Parsons

Nana Mary embarrasses a heavily pregnant Jackie; Bev reveals a secret about her marriage; Becky prepares the feast; and Dan and Mark battle.

Note: Sarah Chalke is added to the opening credits.

Story: Roseanne

_3_stripes_black

Cardinals

Townsend
Kane

Commodore 64 cover art

FOX NFL Pregame Show Kicks Off From Afghanistan.jpg

Iheanacho
Braintree Town

Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale, so Roseanne proposes a deal. Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card, but will it fool her parents?
A Bitter Pill to Swallow

or 9:00pm

Lalkovič

Welsh footballer

BF5700

Sleeper
William Lucas Walker

Nasty Nas

Huntington Prep

Berahino

TBD vs. TBD – Game summary

Rankine

When Dan starts dreaming about another woman, Roseanne feels threatened, so she decides to meet this woman at Rodbell's.

studio

PMS, I Love You

Feb 2

Aleut language

Chris Sarginson

P17

Toshiko Tasaki

artist

Dec 19

Roseanne and Dan think it's time to talk to Becky about birth control...then they catch Darlene making out on their couch.
Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice on David, Roseanne is anxious about a lie detector test in her workplace.

Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Erin Andrews and Chris Myers

West Brompton

Vicia faba plants in flower

NWR 3DS

Roseanne's new job at a fast-food place includes an obnoxious teenage boss. When she invites him to dinner to try to butter him up, his nasty attitude soon convinces everyone that Roseanne deserves to be treated better. Glenn Shadix guest-stars as an indecisive customer.

Martin Coy

Workin' Overtime

Aldgate

The Conners are picked for a Rodbell's commercial, much to Darlene's embarrassment. Leon and his partner break up. The Bowmans are moving back to Chicago.

Hackney

Rob Lewis

No Talking

on loan from Olympiacos

Arxhend Cani
Chloé Sylvestre

Hoskins

Official website

Nov 19

Robinson
The Enclosed Ground

Guest stars: Martin Mull, John McConnell

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner

Roseanne gets her hopes up when she is referred by a friend for an office job that would allow her to quit the telemarketing job that she hates. After a quick interview, she lands the job--But the celebration is short lived, when the offer is revoked due to her lack of computer knowledge.

Alaska

Seia, Portugal

When Bev pays a surprise visit, Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over for her share of torture. But she's crushed to learn that Bev had always considered Roseanne 'ordinary' and thought Jackie had more potential.

After drunk-driving, Bev is forced to attend an AA meeting, where she realizes she is indeed an alcoholic. When she shows up at Dan's Super Bowl XXIX party, Roseanne tells the guests to hide the keg. This proves catastrophic.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Martin Liechty

Vicia faba

Hennings

at Cobresal

The Truth Be Told

Rhodes University University of Johannesburg

Paterson

David thinks about moving out and Becky finds out that he had a sex dream and she thinks it is about her. When DJ tells Mark, Mark goes after David who finally admits the dream was about Roseanne. Roseanne is at first disgusted until Dan admits he had a similar dream about Bev when he first started dating Roseanne. David admits to Roseanne that he sees her as a mother figure and Roseanne believes the dream was about his desire for affection. When she reveals the truth to Becky, Becky seems disappointed and admits she is confused about her feelings for David.

Ratings 26.9 million viewers 17.7 rating/28 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn, Estelle Parsons

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Gomis

Jackie's house is buzzing with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan as he has a hard time dealing with David's duplicity. Darlene comes back to try and make peace, only to find that Dan blames David for the whole situation.

Roseanne is upset that Jackie wants Fred in the delivery room instead of her. But she's the one who is there when the contractions start, and she doesn't contact Fred. Jackie gives birth to a son and names him Andy.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healey

Mitcham

The Miracle
Amy Sherman and Jennifer Heath

Theophanous

ED2939

Sloane Square

Spokesperson

Niego

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

N31

Part 2:

Ealing

FCB, Bebbi, RotBlau

Crouch

Tohru Osawa

Dark Orange

[[#Ulster v Dragons

Good Girls, Bad Girls
Drew Ogier and Allan Stephan Blasband

Roseanne and Jackie learn that producers want to make a TV-movie about the Conners, but also find out that they want to make distressingly drastic changes: gorgeous actors to play the Conners, less blue-collar plot twists, etc. Meanwhile, Bev, Leon, and Joyce naively reveal all kinds of information about Roseanne's life and past to a tabloid reporter.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Florian Boss
Fussball Club Basel 1893

center
Kd pkk1.PNG

Loop Meadow Stadium

Los Leones

King

Feb 20

Plantae

Dembélé

Toronto

Mulley

Ben Whitehouse

LUDLOW

(Yekîneyên Jinên Azad ên Star )

Dan's mother Audrey , visits unexpectedly and keeps trying to kill her son for putting her away for so many years. Roseanne finally decides to end it all with a simple backyard battle.
Special guest star: Debbie Reynolds

BF4F51

Fights against ISIL.

_blueborder

Maui Invitational Quarterfinals

N20

Vitesse Dallas

Video blogger

Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Κυανέρυθροι

After strict orders from Dan, David finally moves out and works at a not-well-known theme park in Lanford, where he's transformed into an eerily smiling automaton. The episode's name is a reference to Springtime for Hitler. The episode itself was a satire of the Walt Disney Company, who, after having recently acquired the American Broadcasting Company, had made the network's shows film and air Disney-themed episodes, including the immediately preceding episodes "We're Going to Disney World" and "Disney World War II".

FF8C00

Lebanon

Danny Jacobson and Norma Safford Vela
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion. Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne. His attempts to explain things to an angry Roseanne bring hilarious results.

Color

LNC

_udechile15H

Liverpool Street
Croydon

;Leading passers
* PIT –
* DEN –
;Leading rushers
* PIT –
* DEN –
;Leading receivers
* PIT –
* DEN –

Train at Sandwich railway station in 2008.jpg

Berwick Academy

The Fifties Show

Morecambe

Teleplay: Janet Leahy and Richard Kaplan
Teleplay: Rob Ulin and Perry Dance
Arsenic and Old Mom

Wreck salvaged and scrapped

Location in the state of Arizona

Thomas Bryant

Holmes

Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie after lying about not seeing Mark.
Robert Borden

Sheet

Nicolás Grünwald

While the Conners plan to open their own bike shop, Becky comes to Jackie and Roseanne for advice on birth control and reveals that she has already slept with Mark.
Playing with Matches
Teleplay: Matt Berry and Ed Yeager

Plymouth Argyle

Story: Amy Morland

Howard West

Ospreys

Olympic rower

Summer fair

Worcester City

Denver Broncos

Vermilion (Cinnabar)

Michael Borkow and Danny Zuker

Maerz and Paul

Altar Egos

FFE5B4

The girls watch a slasher-horror film, and Roseanne has been losing sleep, due to what she believes are Darlene's re-occurring nightmares. When the truth is revealed, that the scary movie isn't behind the insomnia, Roseanne learns that Darlene is entering puberty.
Teleplay: Miriam Trogdon

El Bulla

Pelit

Channel 103

Roseambo

Guest stars: Danny Masterson

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Yuki Sakamoto

Over 32,800 active fighters

Fender Bender

AUT

Ιστορικός

SRB

QF1

Broncos

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts. But the plan backfires when Dan’s true feelings about Roseanne’s sister, Jackie, are laid bare – he thinks she is a meddlesome moocher. This forces a confrontation between the in-laws.

→ Seattle Sounders FC

Lauren Eve Anderson

Roseanne and Dan are anxious about her pregnancy, and DJ steps up and says he will help with whatever is needed. There is good news, but the celebration is dimmed by another fight.

Ratings 25.4 million viewers 17.5 rating/27 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

*Rapper

Managing Director

Nick

Jackie doesn't want Bev spending so much time at the house and is upset and baffled that Fred likes spending so much time with her. DJ doesn't want to kiss a girl named Gina at school for a play. Roseanne, feeling that DJ is being forced to do something he doesn't want to, meets with his teacher, who tells Roseanne that DJ does not want to kiss Gina because she is black. Roseanne confronts DJ and tells him he has to kiss her, but he refuses and Dan supports his decision. After a fight with Chuck Dan questions his own bigotry, and he tells DJ he has to kiss Gina. Roseanne confronts her own bigotry when a man stops by late at night at the Lunchbox and she is afraid to let him in until he tells her he is Gina's father. He angrily confronts her and leaves her wondering if she was afraid to let him in because he was a man or because he was black.

Closing tag: Bev is at Jackie and Fred's again annoying Jackie. When Jackie goes to bed, Bev reveals her true self, with a lower voice she smokes a cigar, drinks a beer and shares a few laughs with Fred.

Ratings 24.9 million viewers 16.9 rating/25 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Estelle Parsons

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy.

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Williams, Bryant

Cresswell

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo. She gains popularity at school, but Roseanne has to visit the principal. Dan has plans for Becky's suspension.

Carayol

Secretary

Mark Brown

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DJ tries to get out of his busboy job at the Lunchbox, Roseanne refuses to fire him until he starts to tell Leon a few of Roseanne's secret work habits. David starts getting attention from girls and he begins dating again, but is upset when Mark reveals Darlene and Jimmy plan to move in together. David goes to Chicago and meets Jimmy, posing as Darlene's peer counselor Craig, he tells Jimmy about Darlene's serious mental health issues. Roseanne schemes to get DJ back to the Lunchbox and tells Dan that DJ needs to learn a work ethic, so Dan gives DJ a job at his work, forcing Roseanne to reveal that she really wants to spend more time with DJ. DJ reluctantly returns to the Lunchbox, but is glad he did when he sees the new busgirl Staci . Jimmy confronts David with his lies about Darlene, believing instead that David is gay and interested in him, while Darlene finds out about David's lies and is disgusted by his desperate behavior.

Closing tag: In a parody of a porn movie called "Lunch Box Girls", Roseanne, Staci and Jackie star as horny waitresses working at "The Box". When a male customer comes in they undress him with the promise of getting hot, sweaty, gooey and slippery and end up making him clean out the grease trap while they watch.

Ratings 25.9 million viewers 17.3 rating/27 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

Fifth Place Game

Lawrence Broch and April Winchell

Tea Rose

A snowstorm threatens Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas, but saves Roseanne's job.

Harare, Zimbabwe

Springtime for David

David

Body by Jake

Dudley Phillips

Marshall

Eric Shanks

Janice Jordan and Monica Piper

53 East McGovern Avenue

Barnet

St. Philip's Episcopal Church

André Lopes

;Leading passers
* KC –
* NE –
;Leading rushers
* KC –
* NE –
;Leading receivers
* KC –
* NE –

FF7F00

at Rangers

Happy Trailers
Jeff Abugov
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Montero, Fredy

Brendan Malone

Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

Reeves

Urs Wyss

North Finchley

Nov 9

Kentish Town
red

at Guingamp

N22

Jan 16

Jackie and Mark attend a wrestling match, where Jackie ends up fighting the Black Widow . DJ's first sexual experience looms and he consults Mark, who isn't helpful.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Kerala, India

;Leading passers
* NFC –
* AFC –
;Leading rushers
* NFC –
* AFC –
;Leading receivers
* NFC –
* AFC –

Gary Halvorson
Teleplay: Don Foster and Jennifer Heath
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

Fogden

Charles Pickel
Chantal Fimian

Established

George Clancy

Iron Age III, Persian, Ottoman

Ashworth

Language Lessons

Giorgos Bletsas

IRL

Harrow Road

El Chuncho

Camden Town

June

Restricted Service

Washington

Teleplay: Maxine Lapiduss and Don Foster & Sid Youngers

Big Ten Conference

Kirkby Road

Becky returns home for her things, while Roseanne tries to accept Becky's marriage and tries to cheer up Dan after the loss of his bike shop. Dan refuses to speak to Becky.

Tomato

Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California

One for the Road

Novak

Imperial

Nebraska

Her Boyfriend's Back

_whitetop

Whittle

Phoenician port of Beirut

Abandoned

Dan has lunch with old flame Phyllis Zimmer , and has trouble keeping it from Roseanne. Vicki Lawrence appears in this episode.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Hit the Road, Jack

Hawtin
Oluwabunmi Bakare

Goalkeeper's kit

Rooney

Blue and White

Assembly Hall

Peach

Warren Street

Forde
Lapslie

Nights

Lanford's Elite

Micheen Thornycroft

Doukara

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky, who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council. Just as her speech was wrapping up, she broke wind. The whole school is talking about it, especially Darlene. Becky is mortified, and Roseanne's attempts to comfort her fail... that is, until Jimmy arrives at the Conner home.

Welling United

Winner SF2

Geraldine Barr and Maxine Epstein

Stourbridge

The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.

SEN

Channel ?

The Parenting Trap
Mark tries to help a depressed Becky, by inviting family and friends over for a surprise get-together. Roseanne talks to her at the party, as everything is going wrong, and she admits that she wants more out of life. Roseanne supports that decision, unaware that Becky's plans for change include her marital status.

Yuksam Bilding

Pretty in Black

Religion

QF3

Knightsbridge

Barry.

Pedro Pacheco

Don Eastman

Michael B. Kaplan and Lawrence Broch

Bankers Life Fieldhouse

Middle Hitter

Kansas City Chiefs

Sinclair

SVN

Felipe Brito
Leandro Cañete

Roseanne encourages Dan to return to working on the boat in the garage, bringing on a massive Gilligan's Island fantasy transforming family members into the sitcom's characters.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Darlene slips into a depressive state, constantly searching for alone-time. Meanwhile, Becky has her eye on one of Dan's bikes.

Doncaster Rovers

Tooting

SF2

Chelsea

solo_singer

Rose

Homecoming
All of Me
Busted

North American cover art of the updated port for the Nintendo 3DS

Payne

Kabel Noord

Louis

ISL
_basel14a

Webber

Glashart Media

Carter

_ redrightsash

Lait

Milivojevci

Roseanne resumes smoking to deal with her stressful life--then must keep the renewed habit from her family. She's thrilled when Darlene gets a B on a school report--until she finds out that Becky actually wrote it for her.

Mar 5 or 6

High Speed 1

N91

Kansas City, Here We Come

at Iberia

Morgan

André Reis Lopes

Story: Timothy Schlattmann and Perry Dance

Politician

Robert Jones

Teleplay: Maxine Lapiduss and Don Foster
It's up to Roseanne and Jackie to console a broken-hearted Crystal when her boyfriend breaks up with her. It takes a night at the Lobo Lounge, reflecting on love and men, to set her straight. But while at the Lobo, a miffed Jackie notices Booker with another woman. Hours earlier, he had told her he had to spend the evening with his mother.

Samira Susuri

Leonardo Villalba

waterlogged pitch.

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Staines Town

Story: Allan Stephan

vertical

Clohessy

Daniel Palladino

McMahon

Battersea

Teleplay: William Lucas Walker and Lawrence Broch

Yogi

Construction Junction

Robin Huser

Philip Charles MacKenzie

(Original broadcasts:)

Regretting breaking the rules and fighting with Roseanne, Dan fixes the house after the huge fight and leaves a ton of messages on Jackie's answering machine. Roseanne finds herself in front of Jackie's TV, watching notable past sitcoms like That Girl, I Dream of Jeannie, and The Mary Tyler Moore Show , eventually finding her and Dan playing the roles of Ann & Don, Mary and Lou Grant, and Jeannie and Tony. Later, Jackie convinces Roseanne that Dan and Roseanne were meant for each other and, when she is finally alone with Andy and Jerry, makes a shocking discovery about her lottery ticket after watching the lottery drawings on TV.

Sports Authority Field at Mile High in Denver, Colorado

Crystal invites Roseanne to bingo while Becky and Darlene look after Little Ed. Roseanne wins in her first game and quickly becomes addicted, which sparks a fight with Crystal. But Crystal's real story is that she's pregnant again and already feels like she's raising Little Ed and her teenage son by herself as Ed is always away on business.
Richard Kaplan and Garland Testa

Ongoing war with Turkey, after ceasefire ended.

The White Sheep of the Family

Streatham

Nas Lost

Labadie

Ireland

Peter Bankes

Jordan

TCF Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minnesota

The Getaway, Almost

Gnanduillet

Sweet Dreams

James Adcock

Mark K. Samuels

Iowa

black

Everyone Comes to Jackie's
Home-Ec

Census Area

Stand on Your Man

Curt Menefee, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, Michael Strahan and Jimmy Johnson in Afghanistan during the taping of Fox NFL Sunday, 2009

Darlene returns home and realizes how much David misses her. Roseanne and Dan learn that DJ has begun masturbating and struggle figuring how to deal with it. After Darlene leaves, David lies to Roseanne and Dan that he has decided to move back in with his mother when in reality he moves in with Darlene in Chicago.

EEVBlog

Teleplay: Jessica Pentland & Jennifer Pentland

Mirallas
Leonard

As Darlene and Becky bicker over territory, Roseanne cheers and encourages Dan’s decision to enter a country-western song writing contest in hopes of crooning his way to fame and fortune. The episode features a full length rendition sung by John Goodman. Meanwhile, the friction between Booker, the factory manager, and Jackie heats up.

Morrison

Roseanne ignores Dan and drives around town eating fast food and listening to radio shows. She thinks Dan had an affair because of her appearance. As Dan packs his bags to leave, he and DJ have a huge fight. In the heat of anger, DJ goes to a video store and meets his soul mate, Heather . Dan heads back to California, but at the last moment he cancels his flight and moves into a motel near the airport.

Gray
Pittman

Teleplay: Cathy Ladman and Carrie Snow
Teleplay: Chuck Lorre and Jeff Abugov

Piccadilly Circus

Darlene mouths off about a girl at school, and Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist.

Tim Robinson
Swansea City

Roseanne gets alarming news about her pregnancy that she can't confirm with the prenatal clinic. Nana Mary, feeble new husband on her arm, upsets Bev by discussing the 2 abortions she had long ago.
Nancy Steen
Tooth or Consequences

Hoban

Turkey, Iraq, Syria, Western Europe

Nikos Zamanis

Rhead

Teleplay: William Lucas Walker
Roseanne lies about the doctor putting her on total bedrest so everyone will be waiting on her. David discovers her lie, and Jackie confronts Bev about her terrible mothering.

Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers

We're in the Money

Norwood

بطولة آسيا تحت 23 سنة لكرة القدم 2016

N13

Barkhuizen

Jan 2

Andy Woolmer

The Donnas - The Donnas.jpg

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Aldershot Town

Feb 14

Becky's Choice

N21
Clapham Common

Ferrell, Williams

Deeney
Boden
Koné

Basel's famous 2002/03 team

Jackie starts going out with a much younger guy, Fisher. Bev makes a lot of money when she sells her house and she'll give much of it to her daughters IF they let her move to Lanford.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Bromley

Seattle Seahawks

Mendez-Laing

Volleyball player

David A. Caplan and Brian LaPan

Beckton

Newkirk

Story: Sy Dukane and Denise Moss
Janice Jordan
Punch and Jimmy
Ladies' Choice
War and Peace
Becky and Mark move into a tacky trailer park, where they are welcomed by a tipsy neighbor .

Amtrak inter-city rail station

Husbands and Wives
Becky breaks up with Mark. Roseanne and Dan can finally relax...but is the break really permanent?

Faba sativa (Moench.)

Holborn

Thrilla Near Vanilla

Megami Tensei

The Conners hold a Mother's Day barbecue at which feisty Nana Mary displays her acts of motherhood on Bev, surprising Roseanne and Jackie with how alike their relationships are.

Elephant & Castle

Simon Arnold

The Last Date

Sammon

DJ's spelling-bee triumph is a welcome bright spot as Rodbell's luncheonette closes down and Dan's bike shop continues its slow descent. Meanwhile, Nancy is heartbroken when Arnie leaves her, especially when he claims he was abducted by aliens.

RPGFan

SDW

Jackie and Roseanne's shopping trip with Jerry turns into a version of Thelma and Louise when they pick up a teenage hitchhiker and run a trucker off the road. Jenna Elfman appears as the hitchhiker.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Roseanne in the Hood
Amy Sherman
Ronnie , Roseanne's obnoxious, wealthy cousin comes to town, hoping to end the feud that began years ago when she did not put Roseanne in her wedding party. Ronnie then encourages Darlene to take her savings and follow her to New York City.

Waynesville HS

End of contract

Gail Mancuso
Mommy Nearest

Euston

Party Politics
Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar until Nancy's girlfriend kisses her. One of Becky's old boyfriends gives Mark a reason to distrust her.

Pingree School
mascot = Bulldog

Wanstead

Andy Davies

BravaHDTV

Streatham Hill

Darlene decides to attend the prom with David, and then take him to a motel room afterward. Are both of them ready for sex? Is either one ready? Tim Curry appears in this episode.
Michael Borkow and Mike Gandolfi
Determined to attend a faraway rock concert, Becky and Darlene arrange a Mother's-Day spa-pampering for Roseanne, who is thrilled until she discovers their ulterior motive. Roseanne grounds D.J. from TV for the weekend after she gets a bad report from his math teacher, and chides Dan for always leaving the punishments up to her. Dan cooks up a unique punishment for Becky and Darlene for their duplicity.

Mansfield Town
Morias

Teleplay: Lois Bromfield and Scott Burton

Mandron
Wasilewski

Roseanne, although only turning 37, feels like she's hit the end of the road in her life. Always wanting to be a writer, Roseanne wishes this Birthday that she had more time to jot down her thoughts. Dan and the kids surprise Roseanne with her own small writing studio. But just when she finally has time to write, Roseanne is hit with a severe case of writer's block.
Eric Gilliland

Changed Region

Secrets

Frear

Panionios

Like a Virgin
Laurie Gelman and Danny Jacobson

Vasilis Patsatzoglou

Bob Nickman and Amy Welsh

Kerstin Boschert

Chief Shakes Historic Site

BEL

O'Halloran

Salme

Lost Youth

In the first part of this one hour clip show special, a young Roseanne and Jackie go to a fortuneteller to look into the future, where they find Jackie taking an adult, autistic DJ to a psychiatrist. In the second half, sitcom moms point the finger at Rosey about parenting.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Terms of Estrangement: Part 2

ZIP codes

Taylor

Municipality

TBD vs. Arizona Cardinals – Game summary

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine; and Darlene commiserates with a drunken Jackie about her frustrations over being the little sister.

Moyo-Ola Uruejoma

Scarborough City Centre.JPG

Rotherhithe

Elaine Aronson

The Red River Exhibition 2006

, as Orpheus Smyrni

Dec 9

;Leading passers
* –
* CAR –
;Leading rushers
* –
* CAR –
;Leading receivers
* –
* CAR –

Canoga Time

Swiss

Collins

Jan 5

Channel 414

Jennifer Heath and Amy Sherman

Bloomington, IN

Miller, William Ernest

Minnesota

Story: Carrie Snow

Roseanne, Jackie, and the family finally arrive home from all the excitement! Roseanne is disappointed that Dan hasn't returned from his trip yet. Her Thanksgiving is being catered, so she and Jackie open the Lunch Box as a soup kitchen. Bev reveals more than she intended during Thanksgiving dinner .

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Giorgos Masouras

Bernhard Heusler

→ Sporting CP

David Wilkinson

Mark Haywood
Barnsley

Story: Joel Madison and Ron Nelson
Teleplay: Lawrence Broch

Panthers

N15

Lens
McDonald

EE7F2D

Barangays

Madden

Jackie realizes her hidden talent as a samplesperson as she and Roseanne take jobs at a grocery store. Meanwhile, Dan and David fight about Mark being DJ's role model.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Camberwell

Cole

Winner Group D

Kevin Johnson

Roseanne awaits a special Valentine's Day gift from Dan; Darlene is disappointed when her crush asks Becky to the dance instead.
Notes: Tobey Maguire guest stars as a friend of Barry, Darlene's crush.

Bruce Graham
Story: Cynthia Mort
Bob Myer

Scarlets

Murray

Cultural and political rights for the Kurdish population in Turkey.

Lies
Guest stars: Martin Mull, Sandra Bernhard, Jazzmun
Home Is Where the Afghan Is

Lahaina, HI

nhl

Steve Rushton

Roseanne lends more than moral support when Jackie has a role in the community-theater presentation of 'Cyrano de Bergerac.'

Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers

Morsy

Set in the middle of a hot summer day Dan is reluctant to give Becky driving lessons. Meanwhile, the whole family awaits the results of a more serious test being taken by Roseanne.

Canada

Fabbrini

ISR

Troy

Preston North End
McGurk

David and Mark fight over Stacy , a Lunch Box waitress. Jackie confronts Fred about their boring sex life.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Fred is suing Jackie for custody of the baby, and Jackie is left heartbroken when faced with the papers. Dan tries to hide the fact that he was the one who suggested it without thinking.

MLI

Wimbledon

Skeleton in the Closet

Okazaki

Past Imperfect
Suck Up or Shut Up

Macclesfield Town

Salme Pekkala-Dutt

Teleplay: Bob Myer

at Veria
at Haugesund

Marquis

SF1

Eastern Independent League

Oliver Langford

HPG Flag.svg

BOO!

David Webb
AFC Wimbledon

Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment when she has enough of her meddling in her love life, but the sisters reconcile. Gary proposes to Jackie on a whim, and Roseanne goes into overdrive with wedding preparations, but Gary and Jackie soon realize they're not ready for marriage. As the ending credits roll there are photographs of the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana Princess of Wales.

Bieber Tourways

Swiss politician

Dario Thürkauf

→ Atlético Huila

Becky and Darlene think DJ's a psycho when they find his under-the-bed secret stash of dismembered dolls; Jackie is injured in the line of duty and Gary gives her an ultimatum.

Robert

Tony Harrington

Super*Teem!Lookout!

BOL

London-Sandwich

Kings Cross

QF4

DJ has been attending church secretly , and now he gives Roseanne grief about morals when she wants to keep a stove that was delivered in error. Jesco White makes a cameo appearance, clogging during the credits.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healey

Sebastián Gómez

Vicia

Lies My Father Told Me

Josh

Astles
Thompson
Graham Salisbury

Dаvid L Jones in his electronics lаb

Melon

Superleague Greece, 5th

The Birds and the Frozen Bees
Dances with Darlene
Becky Howser, M.D.
Thanksgiving '94

Keir Hardie Estate

Trick or Treat

left

Nov 30

NED

N/A

De Bruyne

ΠΑΕ Πανιώνιος Γ.Σ.Σ.

;1st quarter
*None
;2nd quarter
* PIT – Chris Boswell 39-yard field goal, 2:32 Steelers 3–0. Drive: 6 plays, 20 yards, 2:30.
* PIT – Chris Boswell 30-yard field goal, 0:37 Steelers 6–0. Drive: 10 plays, 63 yards, 1:16.
;3rd quarter
* PIT – Chris Boswell 34-yard field goal, 10:09 Steelers 9–0. Drive: 5 plays, 46 yards, 2:04.
* PIT – Martavis Bryant 10-yard pass from Ben Roethlisberger , 5:02 Steelers 15–0. Drive: 6 plays, 82 yards, 3:29.
;4th quarter
* CIN – Jeremy Hill 1-yard run , 13:57 Steelers 15–7 Drive: 3 plays, 46 yards, 0:50.
* CIN – Mike Nugent 36-yard field goal, 5:12 Steelers 15–10 Drive: 13 plays, 70 yards, 5:59.
* CIN – A. J. Green 25-yard pass from A. J. McCarron , 1:50 Bengals 16–15 Drive: 7 plays, 45 yards, 1:38.
* PIT – Chris Boswell 35-yard field goal, 0:14 Steelers 18–16 Drive: 9 plays, 74 yards, 1:09.

Toshiharu Izuno

Carolina Panthers

Mantom

Teleplay: Eric Gilliland

Postal code span

Nov 16

Philip Price

When Becky and Darlene break curfew, Dan and Roseanne try to teach them a lesson by staying out late and sending Jackie over to make sure they worry.

Los Azules

ED9121

Watkins

Green Bay Packers vs. Washington Redskins – Game summary

Rivalry

at Mouscron-Péruwelz

;Leading passers
* –
* ARI –
;Leading rushers
* –
* ARI –
;Leading receivers
* –
* ARI –

Life and Stuff

Bannan
Harriman
Gotta

RRTA: 3, 19, Trolley

Teleplay: Jeff Abugov and Amy Sherman

Confederación Panamericana de Minifutbol

Runner-up Group A

Walters
Wigan Athletic
Crewe Alexandra

BRA

(Hêzên Parastina Gel )

Deering

us-ak

Rotherham United

Pat Bullard and Stevie Ray Fromstein

Sina Autino

N38

David McFadzean

Swindon Town
Adelakun

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Lauren Eve Anderson and David McFadzean

Winner Group A

Jeff Schaffer

The Rolling Stone Album Guide

Didcot Town
St. James Park

Bachelor 1 or Bachelor 2? Becky must decide between her first crush, Chip, and the infamous "Tongue Bandit". The decision worsens when Roseanne & Dan invite Chip's parents over for a family dinner. Later on, Becky is caught with the other guy in the backyard.

Steelers

Roseanne witnesses the Bowmans' possessions being donated to charity while they're out of town. When they return they find their house has been robbed and are angered at Roseanne for letting it happen. Bob Hope appears during the end credits of this episode.
First Cousin, Twice Removed
During Roseanne and Dan's anniversary, Dan borrows Roseanne's wedding ring to remodel the design. Roseanne poses for a sexy photograph for Dan. Bill Maher appears in this episode.

Rodney Clouden

Konstantinos Vlachos

Robert Lewis

Daughters and Other Strangers

Agard
Samuelsen

N74
Lewisham

Notts County

Mar 1

Hip-hop artist

Moult

It's a Boy!

Phoenician

Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts

As Roseanne takes Jackie to the hospital and Darlene bails Dan out of jail, the story of Dan's defending Jackie quickly spreads through town. Meanwhile, Fisher begs Jackie to come back to him. Roseanne is prepared to attack him herself, but learns that Jackie is strong enough to make her own decisions.

The Conners' electricity is cut off when they can't pay their bill. Darlene accidentally spends the night with David and her parents don't believe her when she claims they didn't sleep together. Darlene lashes out at them, accusing them of punishing her for Becky's mistakes. Dan phones Becky, finally thawing the ice between the two.
This episode concluded with a fourth wall-breaking moment of Roseanne and Laurie Metcalf wrestling over the Emmy Award Metcalf won that year. John Goodman eventually joined in before they all ran offstage and out a studio door accompanied by Tom Arnold.

Brad Isaacs
Carrie Snow and Janet Leahy
Lobocop
Roseanne's PMS coincides with Dan's birthday. He would rather avoid it by going fishing, but his family insists on throwing him a surprise party.

Lincoln City

El Romántico Viajero

Isn't It Romantic?

Gainsborough Trinity

Teleplay: Don Foster and Joel Madison

State

Northwich Victoria

ENG

Stacie Lipp
Eric Gilliland and Mike Gandolfi

Tillson
Grant

Crime and Punishment
Happy Birthday

Attu Island

Flour tortillas, meat and refried beans

Story: Maxine Lapiduss and Chuck Lorre

Southgate

When Becky and Mark return for Dan's 20th high-school football-team anniversary celebration, Roseanne realizes that Becky and Mark are drifting further apart and schemes to break them up, but maybe Mark isn't the one to blame.

Note: First appearance of Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner.

The Memory Game

Wayne Barratt

on loan from Freiburg

Metric

Andy Haines

Crystal recommends Roseanne for a job at the beauty shop that she frequents, doing the same tasks that she does at home for free. Roseanne is hesitant, but once interviewed, is persuaded into the position by the shop owner. After a short time on the job, she is given a raise, and more responsibility.
Rob Ulin and Eric Gilliland
Joel Madison and Mark Rosewater

United Kingdom

Reluctant to leave, Dan asks Jackie about Edgar Wellman's relationship with Roseanne. Jackie confirms, but Roseanne returns to Dan. As they reconcile, they receive a call from Jackie: Darlene is in labor and has been given a drug to stop her from delivering a premature baby.

FF9F00

Kennington

Matt Berry

Associatie Gent

Ajose

June 1983

Ballroom Blitz
Dan struggles to accept the unlikely pairing of Ed and Crystal, especially when Crystal announces that she's pregnant.

Winner Group C

NRG Stadium in Houston, Texas

Penelope Spheeris and Bill Gerber

Scunthorpe United

Swiss Cottage

color

Saint Philip's Episcopal Church

Opening Round

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
Fathers and Daughters

West-Shapiro Productions

The Pied Piper of Lanford

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Salford City

Lovers' Lane

The family goes hog-wild with excitement and with plans to travel to Disney World Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.

Note: Sarah Chalke returned to the role of Becky Conner-Healey. This is the first of three episodes she appeared in this season.

NGR

N16

Story: Bob Myer
Fred and Jackie are unsure about getting married and call off the ceremony; then Fred, who had thought Jackie was having an affair with Dan, realizes that was unreasonable and begs her to marry him. The bride breastfeeds her infant at the altar.
An Officer and a Gentleman

Iran

Romeu

Ylber Mejdi

Becky, Beds & Boys

Ross Joyce

Robert Borden and Norm Macdonald

Paramilitary Wing

Single Married Female

on loan from Club Brugge

Blake

Tea Rose (orange)

Bristol City

Eltham

Atan

Dan's old bandmates roll into Lanford to play, and Dan gets a dose of regret, infused with a tad of depression. Roseanne talks to the band and gets Dan a little stage time, which he fully enjoys.

Note: Blues Traveler, who guest starred in the episode, would compose the show's theme song next season.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Tyson

by Electric Light Orchestra

Stevenage

Lopes, André

R. Gaylor and Betsy Salkind

N68

As a tornado spins through Lanford, the Conners panic about Jackie, who hasn't returned from her trip to the store.

Channel 150
meo

Story: Eric Gilliland

Fox Sports

The Mommy's Curse
Grace McKeaney

EGY

FF8200

Hideyuki Yokoyama

The War Room
Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their team out of last place, while Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie and Nancy's new friendship. Darlene meets David for the first time . David Crosby appears in this episode, and Johnny Galecki makes his first appearance.

Liddle

ESPN/ESPN2

Scenes from a Barbecue

NOR

Altrincham

, light drizzle

Leif Sandaas

Loftus-Cheek

Halloween: the Final Chapter
Honor Thy Mother

Amond

The Slice of Life
Roseanne assists Crystal in her Lamaze classes. After a near-fatal accident at work, DJ follows Dan around obsessively. Jackie is offended when she finds out that Roseanne and Dan don't think she's responsible enough to take care of their kids if they die.
DJ begins skipping school. Roseanne is tired of Darlene and David's separation, so hosts a weekend for the two. When Darlene discovers that it was her mother's plan, she and DJ team up to plot revenge against her. Jackie refuses to date Fred again after their 1-night stand.

Channel 322

Atari 8-bit family, Commodore 64 / Commodore 128, Apple II

Harriott

Johnson, Hartman

Roseanne and Allan Stephan Blasband

Ataýew, Ahmet

Winner Group B

Lancaster,Pennsylvania

Stephen Paymer

Part 2: In the first half, the family talks about life after winning the lottery. Then Roseanne reflects about her fictional life as a voiceover monologue reveals that the show itself has really been her writing. She says that while the book she was writing was based on her life, she changed what she didn't like. For instance: in reality, the Conners did not win the lottery; Dan died of the heart attack; Jackie—not Bev—was gay; and Mark and Darlene, and Becky and David, were the Conner-Healy couples. In the final moments, after looking over her book, she goes upstairs and sits on the couch. The show fades to black and her trademark laugh is heard one last time.

In 2011, the two-part finale was ranked #9 on the TV Guide Network special, TV's Most Unforgettable Finales.

Dan announces that he's going to visit his mother in California. Jackie and Roseanne wait out the Conner house's renovation at a spa.

CHI

Monday Night FootballNHRA

Max

Terms of Estrangement: Part 1
Dan finally returns home, but he treats Roseanne coolly, and Jackie catches him on the phone flirting with his mother's nurse.

Orange (web color)

Basketball

Geoff Eltringham
Bristol Rovers
Keith Hill

Winner QF4

Thanksgiving '93

Leyton
Brockley

When DJ's teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist that offends many of the parents, but not the Conners. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for their Thanksgiving celebration, and they do it their way.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Roseanne tries to help Dan deal with life-changing news: his mother has a history of mental illness and psychiatric-hospital stays. Ed let Dan believe her imbalance was his fault due to his absence in Dan's life, just so Dan's mom would always look good in his eyes. Dan must come to terms with the idea that his father isn't the monster he'd always thought he was.
Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one. Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage and decides to put their relationship under a microscope. After a lot of “what ifs” they come to the conclusion that there’s hope after all. Meanwhile, Roseanne’s sister Jackie inadvertently forgets she promised to baby-sit the kids.

Maynard

Ferrell, Johnson

Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy visit New York City's Upper West Side, where they meet celebrities and are invited to Martha's Vineyard by a woman named Astrid Wentworth. After getting drunk with Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone of Absolutely Fabulous, Roseanne has a Rosemary's Baby-parody nightmare of Darlene giving birth to Satan.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner, Michael Fishman as DJ Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Healey

White Men Can't Kiss

Hayes

Vice Presidents

John Lacey

King's Cross

Jennifer Heath

Runner-up Group B

Albania

MacDonald

Public High School

Former flag of the Kurdistan Workers' Party

Newcastle United

My Name is Bev
Jackie has finally found 'the one,' but can the relationship withstand Roseanne's meddling?
Part 1:

Peter Fitzgibbon

Cincinnati Bengals

Postponed due to a

Harry Som, Som & Associates, architects, San Francisco

Bank

ZAM

Teleplay: Cynthia Mort and Sid Youngers
Satan, Darling

Dec 30

Vassell
Purse
Passley

Roseanne begins to feel abandoned when Jackie leaves for the police academy for six weeks. When Becky starts to date a 17-year-old, and Darlene goes to her first co-ed party with her, Roseanne feels left out. After attempting to hang out with everyone, she just settles into being alone.
John Sgueglia
No Place Like Home for the Holidays

FFEFD5

Palmer

Story: Jeff Abugov

Eriksen

Roseanne-Feld

Kensington

Postal code

A snowstorm forces the Conners to be far-flung apart on Christmas Eve: Roseanne, Jackie, Bev, and Nana Mary are stuck at the Lunchbox; Dan, DJ, and Nancy are at the Conner house; and Darlene is at David's, learning about his abusive home life.

Fraser

N89

Illinois

present

Roseanne blackmails David into being her live-in "maid" in return for not telling Dan about David and Darlene's living arrangement. However, David feels guilty about lying and confesses the truth to Dan, who reacts by angrily throwing him out of the house; Roseanne intervenes and persuades Jackie to take David in. Becky tries to pressure Dan into hiring Mark again. Jackie refuses to accept money from Fred for the baby.

Boreham Wood

The Conners are chosen as a Nielsen family. Roseanne's nesting instincts disrupt the family routine. Jackie and Fred's marriage comes to an end.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Jeffers
Sawyers

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