SEK 293,6 billion

Riku Olavi Riski

Jurgen Albamonte

Mike Iupati

Eileen Dover

André Kuipers in 2013

Sacks

diesel engines:

The CEO of Levi's, Chip Bergh, hasn't washed his jeans in more than a year.

During the first successful transatlantic flight, by Alcock and Brown, the pilots got lost in midair, entered some cloud and fog, and when they got out of the cloud and fog, they found they were just 60 feet above the water, and flying at a 90° angle.

In 2007, a woman called Evan Lattimer inherited Napoleon Bonaparte's penis from her father.

To say "I don't care about something", a German has the option of saying: "das ist mir Wurst". This translates into English as: "It's sausage to me".

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No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda

GER

No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi

Pasadena, California, United States

Harkin, Anne Miller, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

United States

James Bond 007: The Duel

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Harkin, Ash Gardner, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Western

FIN

Games started

Cincinnati, Ohio

The Smiths head to the Big Apple when Francine is nominated for an award for her housewife novella. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl. Elsewhere, Roger and Steve re-create their fictional partnership, Wheels and the Legman.

* San Francisco 49ers
* Arizona Cardinals

Derrick Johnson

Charles

Charles Hawtrey horded bedsteads, believing that they would help make this fortune.

In 1937 you could visit Romford Dog Track and watch cheetahs racing.

In 2010 the US Military built a supercomputer using 1,760 PlayStation 3's.

In 1552 a man in England managed to shoot himself to death using a bow and arrow.

Miller during the 2011 NFL season.

Washington Wizards

KOS

FC6916

Pop

Willian Gomes de Siqueira

FF0000

No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion

Flamurtari Kit used during the club's golden era.

District

Passes Defended

Audi A4 (B9)

Rock n Roll, Garage Rock

No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Styleref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Kostadin Zahov

দুর্গাপুর

Tenney, Fred

Banda, Etta

Hayley suspects that Gwen , Francine's sister, is up to no good when she comes to town. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of man-hugging, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.

A kangaroo's tail is used as a leg, so they have either three or five legs.

During the financial crisis of 1720, known as the South Sea Bubble, the Houses of Parliament called for stockbrokers to be sewn into sacks filled with poisonous snakes and thrown into the River Thames.

There are three times as many estate agents in the UK as there are members of the British Armed Forces.

Medieval manuscripts are littered with drawings of warfare between snails and knights. No-one knows why.

Nilan

Ant nests can become infested by ants.

In Cambodia a teenage girl's parents might build her a "love hut" where her parents encourage her to sleep with as many boys as she wants until she finds the one that she likes.

The longest canyon in the world is 50% longer than the Grand Canyon and it was not discovered until August 2013. It is buried under 1.9 miles of ice in Greenland.

In 2008 the University of Bath invented a 3D printer that could print a copy of itself. Within three minutes that copy had copied itself to make a third copy and today nobody knows how many of these printers exist in the world.

Pierre-Emmanuel Gougelet

Games played

Riku Riski

Print

Iupati, Mike

The final McDonalds burger ever sold in Iceland can currently be watched decomposing on a webcam.

In 1851 Prince Albert commissioned a ballroom in Balmoral Castle made entirely out of corrugated iron.

During the 19th century Saddlers Wells Theatre was routinely flooded to stage fake naval battles.

The practice of dog owners pretending that they have not seen their dogs defecating is technically called "strategic non-knowledge".

Atkins in the 2015 NFL season.

See [[#Fleet

Touchdowns

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No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Spaceref|A fact about a Japanese fishing boat being destroyed by a cow falling from the sky has since been edited out of the original podcast after it was discovered to be wrong.|group="fn"

ALB

right

American football player, offensive lineman

Guantanamo Bay has a gift shop.

The Natural History Museum, London is turning moths gay to stop them from destroying the exhibits.

The word "marvellous" has fallen in use from 155 times per million twenty years ago, to only 2 times per million today.

In preparation for the National Day of the People's Republic of China 100,000 pigeons have had anal security checks to make sure they are not carrying anything suspicious.

Stan determines to prove that humans are better than robots when Bullock sends in a drone instead of him and the guys for a mission, while Francine and the family compete in a slow-motion race.

Active

auto

FFF8DC

As player

No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chickenref|Halloween special|group="fn"

Jones

Junction with MoD track, Kynaston

The first map to depict an Adais settlement, shown to the west of a cluster of Natchitoches villages. Drawn in 1718 by Guillaume Delisle.

No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumperref|Recorded live from the Latitude Festival.|group="fn"

American football player

No. 250

footballer

England

No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Libertyref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

NFL footballer

Comedy
No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil

Willian

Peter

Capital

Audi A4 2.0 Avant

Johnson, Derrick O'Hara; Johnson, Derrick O.

Dr. Bidhan Chandra Roy

No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics
No Such Thing As A Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestler

FC9916

Lazim Destani

Von Miller

Valentyna Ivakhnenko

All values from NFL combine

Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller, Ptaszynski, Schreiber
Greece v Japan

Capital Bullets

No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand

FF4400

Jansen Yee

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Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six

Albanian Superliga, 6th

Sonamukhi

No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster

Peter Schreyer

Edin Prljača

FF7700

Jounieh Bay.jpg

The Castle of Iron

Sinan Idrizi

SCO

Prevue Guide

Olimpic's nickname The Wolves comes from Vučko; 1984 Winter Olympics mascot.

Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber

Aces

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Steve becomes a star chef after Francine refuses to cook for him and demonstrates his skills on a morning talk show for drunken, middle-aged women. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can become invisible by snapping his fingers.

Model/Actress

The Shrink

Twice in its history the United States has been run by a shepherd: Thomas Jefferson and Woodrow Wilson both kept sheep.

There is a village in rural Russia where every single person knows how to tightrope walk.

In Britain pedestrians step to the right to avoid each other and in Japan they step to the left. No-one knows why.

Half of all California condors were raised by glove puppets.

BIH

Snot and Steve enroll in a karate class after getting fed up of being bullied. Snot later gets brainwashed by the sensei, and Steve must come to the rescue. Meanwhile, Klaus becomes an outside pet when he gets an odor.

No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urineref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"ref|One year anniversary special.|group="fn"

Audi A4 (B5)

bottom

Green/Blue

Tenney, Frederick

* Dallas Cowboys

One of the last things that NASA had to do before launching space shuttles was to detach their inflatable owls that were used to scare woodpeckers.

The music used on the You Wouldn't Steal a Car anti-piracy advert was stolen by the people who made the advert.

According to the government website of the Czech Republic there are three symbols of Easter in the country: Easter eggs, the Easter lamb and whipping.

At Earl's Court tube station, in 1911, a one-legged man named "Bumper Harris" was hired to ride the escalator.

Cameron Ballantyne

Hunt

Olimpic

Serratos, Christian

In a parody of It's a Wonderful Life, Stan's Christmas wish to have Principal Lewis' swinging bachelor life comes true after sticking a Christmas angel statue on top of the tree – and soon regrets the wish when he and Roger wake up in an alternate world where Principal Lewis is Francine's husband and Steve and Hayley are half-black.

French

Alexander II

Approx. 350

Luc Donckerwolke

Judge, Mike

Yalta, Ukraine

Brainerd MN 56401

Lord Byron's nickname for William Wordsworth was: "William Turdsworth".

If you grow a cos lettuce in a spaceship it tastes like rocket.

Scientists have grown an ear using Vincent Van Gogh's DNA.

The larger Pacific striped octopus catches its prey by sneaking up behind it and tapping it on the shoulder.

Bell, Harkin, Murray, and Schreiber

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Brad Smith

Christian Marie Serratos

Besir Demiri

Mark Tookey

Telefonaktiebolaget L. M. Ericsson

Amsterdam, Netherlands

Avant: ; Cabriolet:

North American animator

Liam

Evan Horne

American actor

Japan

There have been three Top 50 songs in the British charts that have been sung exclusively in Latin: "Gaudete" by Steeleye Span; "Choral in Latin" from Evita; and "Pie Jesu" from Requiem, sung by Charlotte Church.

The way to recognise the Buddha is to look out for his webbed feet, his tongue that can reach his ears, and withdrawn genitalia.

The whoopee cushion was invented by the Roman Emperor with the birthname Bassianus.

The oldest known purse is decorated with dogs teeth.

American football player, linebacker

Lily Judge

Judge of the United States District Court for the District of Maryland

When you have a tattoo lasered off you end up pooing it out.

The man who invented the airship, Alberto Santos-Dumont, used to hold dinner parties with 10ft high chairs so his guests could experience the joy of flight.

A new scientific study has concluded that there are too many scientific studies.

You should never pick up a desert tortoise. If you do it can urinate itself to death.

TVGN (2013–15)

Brown

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background:#E31937; color:#FFFFFF; border:2px solid #002B5C

Harkin, Murray, Schreiber, Anne Miller and Eric Lampaert

President
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Black, glacier blue, green, silver, white

Flamurtari Kit used in the recent years.

"Made in Germany" product labels were originally invented to put people off buying the product.

In 1991, Prof. Alexander Abian of Iowa State University proposed that we could solve virtually every problem of human existence by blowing up the Moon.

In New York City, until 1925, drivers going east or west stopped at an amber traffic light and drove on green, while drivers going north or south drove on an amber light and stopped on green.

There are companies which lasso icebergs to stop them hitting oil rigs.

* Denver Broncos

Garet

Zack Martin

No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastardref|UK General Election special|group="fn"

Fumble recoveries

Jr.Harris, Chris

No Such Thing As Van Gogh the Elephant

The most painful place on the human body to be stung by a bee is the nostril.

For breakfast, Walt Disney ate fresh doughnuts dunked in Scotch whisky.

The French word for arsenic used to be "poudre de succession" or "inheritance powder", because it was used in so many murders.

Shouting at drivers improves their driving.

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No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea

Games Played

Johnson, Derrick

Bashkim Lama 8px|Injured

EE7700

Remmers in the 2012 preseason.

→ Cabofriense

Alaska Aces

petrol engines:
left

→ Dundee United

In 1060 BC, the entire Egyptian city of Pi-Ramesses was moved 20 kilometres to the north because part of the River Nile dried up.

In 1864 a friend of Charles Dickens had a flatpack Swiss chalet sent to his home as a Christmas present.

Neuroscientists can tell if you are a musician simply by looking at your brain.

Jack L. Warner, head of Warner Bros., spotted that from the air his studios looked identical to a nearby aircraft factory, so on the roof he painted an arrow and the words "Lockheed: That Way".

Location in Lebanon

No Such Thing As A Kiss

James Bond

Litigation, education, advocacy

No. 318

For the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II people dressed up as television sets.

The world puddle jumping championships bans fizzy drinks in case they improve the participant's performance.

The shuttlecocks used in professional badminton are made using real goose feathers which are always taken from the bird's left wing.

The Ancient Egyptians had a pornographic papyrus, known as the Turin Erotic Papyrus.

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 9

When Neil Armstrong stepped on the Moon and said "That's one small step for man", he was wearing ladies underwear.

In 1963, Muhammad Ali released a stand-up comedy album.

In 1325, in Italy, a war was declared and 2,000 people were killed because of a stolen bucket.

There is a group of chimpanzees in Zambia who wear a blade of grass in their left ear as a fashion statement.

No Such Thing As A Song in the Sound of Musicref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London.|group="fn"

Durgapur Municipal Corporation
Commissioner of Police

Dutch astronaut

Petros Konnafis

MKD

Ryan Booth

No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood

Carolina Panthers

"Creeping Death"

Dallas Cowboys

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Ersin Fetahi

No Such Thing As A Doorknob in Vancouver

_hoops_black

* Matthew Febles
*Lawrence Proudfoot

Donald, Aaron

No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues

San Francisco 49ers

POL

1983 GJ

Washington, D.C.

Dino Hamzić

State

true

Donald, Aaron Charles

No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle

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on loan from Rosenborg BK

Stephen

The One Show Specialref|This episode was recorded at BBC Broadcasting House, London, during a recording of The One Show. The facts discussed on the podcast were connected to the topics discussed on that night's episode of The One Show.|group="fn"

Greg Cohen

No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chickenref|This episode was recorded at The Junction in Cambridge.|group="fn"

Justin

Audi A4 2.0 TFSI quattro sedan

Games Started

Minoan vase painting

First UK edition

Francesca Morocco

Special 2

JohnDe25

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Mega Drive/GenesisMaster SystemGame Gear

Head coach

Prevue Channel (1993–99)

No. 217

Cincinnati, OH

Alex Bell, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

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Actor

No Such Thing As Reginald the Red-Nosed Reindeerref|Christmas special recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London.|group="fn"

Mitch

Bruno Akrapović

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 1

Abdylmenaf Bexheti

William

All values from NFL Combine

Julia Judge

Natalya Ivanovna Galkina

SEK 11,1 billion

black

yes

American Samoa

Albania

Soyuz TMA-4/TMA-3, Soyuz TMA-03M

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*Image organizer
*Screen capture
*Raster graphics editor

When he was bored Calvin Coolidge used to ring a bell to summon his bodyguards and then hide from them under the Oval Office desk.

Until 2011 the Sun was only in theory a sphere, but it has since been confirmed that it is actually a sphere.

There are some bird's nests that contain over 100 rooms and are so heavy they cause trees to fall down.

The worst baseball team in South Korea, the Hanwha Eagles, has replaced its supporters with robots.

No Such Thing As A Human Cigarette
No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel

t/tennefr02

Konnafis

قضاء كسروان

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Freddy Soames

Cincinnati Bengals

Josh Sitton

Stuart Hagler20042009divorced

→ Palmeiras

;NFL
*2× Pro Bowl
* First-team All-Pro
* AP NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year
* PFWA Defensive Rookie of the Year
* Pro Football Focus All-Rookie Team
* PFWA All Rookie Team
* Ranked #92 in the Top 100 Players of 2015
*2x NFC Defensive Player of the Week
;College
* Unanimous All-American
* Outland Trophy
* Bronko Nagurski Trophy
* Lombardi Award
* Chuck Bednarik Award
* ACC Defensive Player of the Year
* First-team All-ACC
* First Team All-Big East
* Second Team All-Big East

Benson Everett Legg

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Kuipers, Andre

Channel 117

Anne Miller, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber
No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Controlref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Eddy

Andrew Norwell

TV Guide Network

No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse

NFL

Martin, Zack

Blonde Ambition

We're Fans Too.

Denver Broncos

* St. Louis Rams

Portland, Oregon, USA

Kynaston

The San Francisco Fire Department's ladders are made from wood.

Astronauts do not snore.

In March 1876 it rained mutton-tasting meat in Kentucky.

The Victorians invented a coat which doubled-up as a boat.

Fred Tenney

Kaufman, Frank Albert

Holy Shit, Jeff's Back!

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Kosovo

Traversa

Kista, Stockholm, Sweden

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Simon Rich and Schreiber

Vineet Kumar Goyal, IPS

Total tackles

Some plastic surgeons operated on a Belgian man to make him look more like Michael Jackson.

The largest Viking ship ever discovered was found when renovating the Roskilde Viking Ship Museum

The tobacco hornworm uses extremely bad halitosis to protect itself.

During this podcast you could have fallen asleep up to five times and not have known about it.

Brazil v Croatia

Available on most other U.S. cable systems

N/A

Flota Kuqezi
Kuqezinjte

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Brett Cawley & Robert Maitia

Chris Harris, Jr.

Fashion Model

Fellowcraft

Dynamo Tbilisi

Gone to the Dogs (Emily Carmichael novel)

No Such Thing As A Fish

Minister of Foreign Affairs

Lebanon districts Keserwan.png

No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'

;NFL
* 3× Pro Bowl
* First-team All-Pro
* Second-team All-Pro
*PFWA All-AFC
* Pro Bowl Defensive MVP
* 4× AFC Defensive Player of the Week

→ Cruzeiro

Ruhr & Educational Hub Of Eastern India

No Such Thing As A Computer in the Oval Office

Audi A4 (B8)

Las Vegas holds an award ceremony for people who make awards, presented by the Awards and Recognition Association.

Napoleon Bonaparte loved roast chicken so much that his household chefs were constantly cooking some in case he decided he wanted any.

IMDb was originally just a list of actresses with beautiful eyes.

The word "fascinate" literary means: "the embodiment of divine phallus".

Jacksonville, Florida, United States

Cullen

Johnson at a 2007 Chiefs mini camp

Troy

Michael Craig Judge

Mack Air

Scott Lochhead

Stewart

Maskun Palloseura

Klubi Sportiv Flamurtari Vlorë

Marko Jovanovski

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List of American Dad! episodes#Season 8

Josh Sitton in 2015 training camp.

Colombia v Ivory Coast

NIR

* Cincinnati Bengals

Martin, Zachary Edward

No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenisref|Christmas special.|group="fn"

Tyler Maxwell

CC9900

Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller and Ptaszynski
Cameroon v Chile

Aurangabad, India

No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sockref|Recorded live from the Hay Literary Festival. All the facts cover literature, except the last one which is about television, "the enemy of literature".|group="fn"

Telephone code

Now and Gwen

Apurba Mukherjee

on loan at FK Makedonija Gjorče Petrov

(Tookey while playing for the New Zealand Warriors)

Swiss cheese is losing its holes.

There is a ski shop in the middle of the Sahara desert.

The world's only firework-boxing match took place in London in 1937.

You have a cell in your brain specifically dedicated to Jennifer Aniston.

Right handed

"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)"

Carlinho Rech

BRA

→ Ipatinga

The Incomplete Enchanter

Natural Resources Defense Council

Master of Puppets

Harkin, John Mitchinson, Molly Oldfield and Ptaszynski

Mahir Karić

Dean

Donetsk, Ukraine

Consult your local cable provider or program listings source for channel availability

Tyler

QNK Quảng Nam

Malawian politician

Koko the gorilla, who knows sign language, has owned and cared for three pet cats during her lifetime.

According to yeti experts it is easier to escape from a female yeti than a male yeti, because females have such long dangling breasts, so before they can chase a human they need to chuck them over their shoulders, otherwise they might trip over them.

The Kama Sutra suggests 64 arts to practice alongside sex including solving word puzzles and teaching birds how to talk.

There are more than 15 trillion tonnes of water above the Earth at any given moment.

No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brownref|This episode featured tracks to Emperor Yes's album An Island Called Earth, including the entire song "Monkey King".|group="fn"

has is unclear: discovers? keeps?

Marat Safin

Hayley falls for a co-worker at her new job and considers having an affair with him. Meanwhile, Francine and Steve go to a mother-son dance and Stan tags along.

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Gone to the Dogs

Mike Judge

Two people in Sydney every week get bitten by ticks and shortly afterwards become allergic to meat for the rest of their lives.

The Millennium bug is going to hit in 2038.

Buckminster Fuller's complete diaries take over 18 metres of shelf space.

Australian scientists have recently named a new discovered species of fish: "blue bastard".

on loan at FK Shkupi

Audi A4 2.0 sedan

Besmir Bojku 8px|Injured

Harry Souttar

Stan is put on anti-seizure medication after lying to his doctor that he suffered a seizure while driving , and the side effects turn him into a Frankenstein's monster with a talking calf named Daniel. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his anxiety of performance.

No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bulletref|This episode was recorded at the North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford.|group="fn"
Iran v Argentina v Ecuador

October 2007–2015

Tookey, Mark

ENG

WB-39 / WB-40
Lok Sabha constituency

Djokovic–Federer rivalry

Alex Bell, Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Urânia, Brazil

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During the Miracle of 1511 the people of Brussels protested against the government by filling the city with dozens of pornographic snowmen.

Harris hawks stand on each others shoulders to get a better view.

Pope Innocent VIII was given the nickname "The Honest" because he was the first pope to acknowledge that he had illegitimate children.

Spanish construction workers recently accidentally destroyed a 6,000-year-old neolithic tomb that looked like a picnic table and replaced it with a new and better-looking picnic table.

Morning Mimosa

United States federal judge

"Master of Puppets"

Rodney Clouden

Fudbalski Klub Olimpic Sarajevo

English

Raniganj, Asansol, Dhanbad

Erik Durbin

–present

Cleaner fish can cheat their bosses, and their bosses can punish them.

Al Qaeda's job application form has a question asking who should be contacted in the event that the applicant becomes a martyr.

The single biggest expense for the computer game Lego Universe was to hire human moderators to make sure people were not making Lego penises.

Jack Horner, the man who inspired the main character in Jurassic Park, is now building a chickenosaurus.

St. Louis Rams

Inactive

No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup

Tooks, Big Tooks

Arizona Cardinals

* Green Bay Packers

;NFL:
* 4× Pro Bowl
* 2× First-team All-Pro
* 2× Second-team All-Pro
* AFC champion
* AP NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year
* 2× AFC Defensive Player of the Month
* 2× AFC Defensive Player of the Week
* Butkus Award
* Broncos single-season sack record
* Ranked #33 in the Top 100 Players of 2015
* Ranked #76 in the Top 100 Players of 2014
* Ranked #9 in the Top 100 Players of 2013
* Ranked #52 in the Top 100 Players of 2012
;College:
* Freshman All-Big 12
* NCAA sacks leader
* First-team All-American
* First-team All-Big 12
* Butkus Award

No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus

Cypriot footballer

Aaron Donald

Wrenn

Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas

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* Jon Ryan MacDonald
* Brian Nelson-Palmer
* Brandon Williams

Patrick

Commissioner of Police (CP)

Bay Area Council

Jounieh Bay

The QI Elves

Bardhaman, Krishnanagar

Ericsson's headquarter in Kista, Stockholm.

QNK Quảng Nam Football club

Norwell blocking for Cam Newton

Italy

†(Includes Sikhs , Buddhists .)

as Shoqeria Sportive Vlorë

Tim Parsons & Jennifer Graves

No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum

The total number of hours spent by people watching The One Show this year is the same as the total number of hours that have passed since humans left Africa.

The largest object ever discovered is a hole: the supervoid.

In 2012 a kestrel was arrested in Turkey on suspicion of spying.

The phrase "van man" pre-dates the invention of the van.

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 7

No Such Thing As Domesticated Furnitureref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Quarterback sacks

Atkins, Geno

Natalie Gal

Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour

Purulia district, Jamshedpur

Scottish Premiership, 5th

Jim Judge

No Such Thing As A Bulge in Ken's Groin

Riski, Riku

Nagy

Stockholm, Sweden

XnView

Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber, Helen Zaltzman

Bolpur, Santiniketan, Murshidabad district

No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath

In this episode that has been bought by a Chinese billionaire , Stan has Francine committed to a mental hospital so he can hide the fact that he once again forgot their wedding anniversary.

Đội bóng xứ Quảng Nam

Julian Höenig

Bradshaw

Harkin, Murray, Molly Oldfield and Marc Abrahams

West Midlands

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No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer
No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg

Public

* Mack Lee Hill Award
* Ranked #64 in the Top 100 Players of 2014
* Ranked #59 in the Top 100 Players of 2013
* Ranked #78 in the Top 100 Players of 2012
;College
* Dick Butkus Award
* Bronko Nagurski Trophy
* Jack Lambert Trophy
* Consensus All-American
* First-team All-Big 12

Harvey, Alexander II

Konnafis, Petros

Alex Bell, Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber
Harkin, John Lloyd, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

All values from UCF Pro Day

Le Hussard bleu

American Dad!

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Network

NFL
* 2× Pro Bowl
* First-team All-Pro
* Second-team All-Pro
* PFF All-Rookie Team
College
* Pinstripe Bowl MVP
* Second-team All American
* Notre Dame all-time career start leader

Electronic Program Guide

A Star is Reborn

SEK 145,3 billion

No Such Thing As The Middle Ages

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Mike Remmers

According to the diary of the first chief of MI6, Mansfield Smith-Cumming, this is how the first day went: "Went to the office. Saw no-one, nor was there anything to do there."

There is a distillery in Kentucky that claims that playing Bruce Springsteen to the whiskey improves the ageing process.

There is a statue of Nikola Tesla in Silicon Valley that radiates free wi-fi.

A third of people in Britain have almost written nothing by hand in the last six months.

Country

Dutch

According to a 2011 YouGov survey 27% of Britons neither love or hate Marmite.

The Knights of the Round Table included Lancelot, Gawain, Galahad and Gareth.

The Ministry of Defence owns 15 golf courses.

The rise in the use of female contraceptive pills is causing fish to become too effeminate.

Irfan Fejzić

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Chicago Packers

If you got into an argument in 18th century Abyssinia you could resolve it by, "blaming everything on the camel".

In Ancient Greece they used to play with yo-yos.

Most honey bee hives in the USA live on flatbed trucks.

The Sacramento Police Department get at least one phone call a week from people stuck in the world's largest corn maze.

Audi A4

Ethnicities

First edition

Interceptions

When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and he inadvertently volunteers to go on furlough, Stan gets a job as a security officer at Groff Community College and befriends the student body – until a disturbance call makes the students turn on him. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income and must give in to the demands of an eccentric guest .

James Harkin

Firefighters use wetter water than most people.

Plants have their own internet made of fungi.

In 1710 the boys of Winchester College rioted over insufficient beer rations.

The first man to discover the clitoris was Colombo.

The World Record for the most kicks to one's own head is 127 in a minute.

There is a bear in the Pyrenees which is facing castration because he has fathered nearly all the other bears in the area.

Poland's only official ghost hunter thinks that ghosts have given up on haunting humans.

Nuclear fallout from the Cold War is being used to solve murders.

OSWESTRY

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Electronic Program Guide (1981–88)

No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter

Independent

There is only a 1 in 800,000 chance of nobody will cough during the recording of this podcast.

The Colosseum has recently banned centurions.

From 1978 to 1991 tens of thousands of chicken heads were dropped from helicopters over Switzerland.

In 2015 a ten-year study concluded that punching glass is very dangerous.

CIAPOW

Brazilian footballer and manager

MLB

Jamie Robson

Championship Navigation Boxes

The Terrors, The Tangerines, Arabs

Etta Banda

No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew

Zija Merxhani

CPB Box no. 2155 vol. 8

The Christians' Castle"

Breton

Carlos Moyá

Miller, Von

Terry Parks, Steve Adams, Al Haynes, Dan Coffey, Rod Udd, Jerry Mackey

No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato

Scott Allardyce

Established

Besir Nuhii

No Such Thing As A Game of King's Footsie

rowspan11 Fox

Battery electric vehicle manufacturers

The route for the Hong Kong ultramarathon is to run up and down the same stretch of road 25 times.

The metre is wrong. It is 0.16mm out.

St Andrews Aquarium currently has three meerkats called Churchill, Admiral and Sheilas' Wheels. The also had two other meerkats called Aviva and Direct Line, but these have since died.

The only ancient Egyptian socks that we know of all belonged to Tutankhamun. Also, he wore sandals, so he may have worn socks in sandals.

No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippersref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"
No Such Thing As A 164 Foot Tall Gorilla-Whale

Garrett

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 6

Physician

Tim

Czech deer still avoid crossing the Iron Curtain.

If every car in Monaco decided to go for a drive at the same time, they would not fit on the roads.

Centralia, Pennsylvania has been on fire since 1962.

The first recorded traffic casualty was a Roman pig that was run over by a chariot carrying an ornamental phallus.

Teleplay by: Wayne Dublin & Carlo Hart & Evan Sandman

Germany v Portugal

European Mega Drive cover art

No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotelref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Atomium, Brussels, Belgium.|group="fn"

Head Coach

Charles Fernando Basílio da Silva

Wellar

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Joe Daniello

The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith

Before trains had corridors guards had to climb along the outside of the carriage to check your ticket.

The names given by Ernest Shackleton to his dogs included Slippery, Slobbers, Satan, Painful, Swanker, Bomber and Bob.

According to a recent theory, Stonehenge was built as a part of a team building exercise.

Utah has a 106 acre forest that is made out of one tree, Pando.

Reghan Tumilty

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Felix-Antoine

* Denver Broncos *
* Tampa Bay Buccaneers *
* San Diego Chargers
* Minnesota Vikings
* St. Louis Rams *
* Carolina Panthers

Natasha Galkina

André Kuipers

No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair of Eyesref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

rowspan2 TBS

Shpend Asani

ESA astronaut

Ingo Von Bargen

Durgapur

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Actor, voice actor, animator, writer, producer, director, musician

AUS
CRO

Poulin

The oldest turkey in the UK is called Dinner.

Cary Grant and Clark Gable used to meet up once a year at Christmas to exchange unwanted monogramed gifts they received.

When it gets really cold Christmas trees can turn into glass.

One of the contenders for this year's Christmas charts is a prog rock album by Pope Francis.

Keserwan District

Audi A4 (B6)

on loan from Wigan Athletic

Ethnicity = Syriacs 96% arabs and other minorities 4%

Summerhays

Neckarsulm, Germany

Defensive touchdowns

No Such Thing As A Donkumentaryref|This episode was recorded in the Waldorf-Astoria, Central London.|group="fn"

Cultural depictions of Barack Obama

on loan at FK Gostivar

The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice.

The world's largest single-cell organism, Caulerpa taxifolia, can get up to 12 inches long.

If you are bitten by the boomslang snake you bleed from every orifice.

Albert Einstein has a social media team.

Jacques Le Clercq

CIV

Charles Fernando Basílio Da Silva

Audi A4 Sedan 3.2 FSI

Margaret Blue

Alexander II Harvey

No Such Thing As A Jellyfish Jelly

Scents and Sensei-bility

No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesieref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Chortle Comedy Book Festival in Camden Town, North London. All the facts presented come from the book 1,411 QI Facts to Knock You Sideways.|group="fn"

Baltimore Bullets

Green Bay Packers

Weekly, every Friday

Landon

_black stripes

LGBSteve

No. 125

Steve has a crisis of sexual identity when Hayley tells a roller derby coach that Steve is her lesbian sister and everyone tells Steve that he's more feminine than masculine. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine hire a Jesus-like repairman to fix the backyard, but everything he does makes them angry.

Defender

Story by: Evan Sandman & Carlo Hart

FK Shkëndija

No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga

Danijal Brković

Kuq e Zi
Shqiprim Taipi

No Such Thing as John Johnson

November 1994–2001

Terry Parks

Cows have friends and they get sad when they are separated.

It is illegal to take a selfie with a tiger in New York City.

Morgue refrigerators in Turkey are equipped with motion sensors, alarms and handles that open them from the inside in case anyone wakes up inside.

When he was a baby Henry VIII of England had two official cradle rockers who were paid £3 a year each to rock his cradle.

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Freddy Soames

Audi A4 convertible -- 09-08-2009.jpg

No Such Thing As A Swear Word on the Moon
Alex Bell, Karl Kruszelnicki, Murray, and Schreiber

The first BBC radio presenter with a northern accent, Wilfred Pickles, was given the job to make it more difficult for the Nazis to impersonate news readers.

In China, if you want to empty a building of people, or indeed if you want to end anything, play the song "Going Home" by Kenny G.

The two leading paleontologists of the 19th century, Edward Drinker Cope and Othniel Charles Marsh, used to destroy their fossil sites after excavating them so that their rival couldn't find anything about the site.

In the Fulah language, a computer crash is a known as a "hookii", which means: "a cow falling over but not dying".

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Lieven Scheire and Schreiber

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 13

Vukovi

Shawn Murray

LOL originally meant "Little Old Lady". It was a medical definition. Others included "LOLINAD", meaning "Little Old Lady in No Apparent Distress", and "LOLFDGB", meaning "Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom" .

According to researchers at Glasgow Caledonian University listening to Billy Connolly can substantially increase your pain tolerance.

The first woman to cycle around the world, Annie "Londonderry" Cohen Kopchovsky learnt to ride only the day before she set off.

When California ground squirrels are attacked by rattlesnakes they increase their blood pressure so much that their tails give off more infrared radiation and makes them look bigger.

* Kansas City Chiefs

No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples

July 2015

After witnessing a newlywed couple die in a taxi crash, Stan sees the CIA's psychologist, who recommends he take up building miniatures to take his mind off the tragedy – and Stan ends up too into his new hobby when he steals a shrink ray so he can live in his perfect, plastic world. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study up on becoming world-class wine connoisseurs.

Natalie Gal, Beverly Hills California, February 2011

Aaron Duke

Flamurtari Kit used from 1937 to 1945.

The world record for the horse long jump is shorter the record for the human long jump.

Every time Alfred Hitchcock had a cup of tea he always smashed the teacup afterwards.

The Romanian equivalent of comparing apples and oranges is to compare grandmothers and machine guns.

Replacement eyelids can be made from foreskins.

Brainerd High School

Italy v Switzerland
No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle
No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact
No Such Thing As Captain Trousers

NGR

Mayor

The Very Hungry Caterpillar was originally called A Week with Willi the Worm.

During World War II the XX Committee, or "Double-Cross Committee" was in charge of turning German spies.

Houses in Bali are built in proportion to the owner's body.

According to Isaac Newton the world is going to end in 2060.

No Such Thing As Mould Juiceref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"
No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dogref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at The Lowry, Salford].|group="fn"

During World War II, the Nazi Party employed two official Nazi comedians called Tran and Helle.

The Philippine Basketball Association, the second oldest such association in the world, has ten teams in total, including the Rain or Shine Elasto Painters, the San Miguel Beermen, and the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters.

If you get a zebrafish drunk, and put that zebrafish in a tank full of sober zebrafish, the sober ones will follow the drunk one around.

The youngest woolly mammoths are younger than the oldest Egyptian pharaohs.

XnSoft

Ruby, a sheep genetically engineered to glow in the dark, was accidentally sold to an abattoir.

During the launch of BBC Two in 1964, a live kangaroo got stuck in a lift at BBC Television Centre.

Dr. Seuss once wrote a Warner Bros. film called Going Home, that was banned because it accidentally predicted the Manhattan Project.

The phrase: "Why is my poop green?" is Googled most commonly between 5am and 6am.

The first item to be sent by New York's pneumatic post system was an artificial peach. The second thing to be sent was an alive black cat.

Scientists have made a form of algae that tastes like bacon.

Telescopes have a "new telescope smell" that can break them.

There is a museum in North Korea that has a scaled-down replica of the world's largest table.

Dundee United

Brazilian footballer

Roger Federer

Natasha_Galkina

India West Bengal

As part of the preparation for the D-Day landings the Allied Forces used condoms to collect soil and sand from the Normandy beaches.

Every second at least one star in the universe explodes.

Cannibals in ancient Mexico ate their human flesh with chilli sauce.

Dogs are not allowed in Selwyn College, Cambridge, so the master's Basset Hound as been reclassified as a really large cat.

Ermin Imamović

No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Materialref|New Year special|group="fn"

Gomes de Siqueira, Willian

SY10

Chelios

France v Honduras
No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamasref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, London. In this episode, it was the four favourite facts from the audience rather than the Elves.|group="fn"

Ervin Jusufović

Freeware for private, educational or non-profit use; otherwise commercial software

Oslanski

Junction with MOD track - geograph.org.uk - 758360.jpg

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Fudbalski Klub Shkendija

Durgapurbashi/Durgapurians

The Large Hadron Collider was turned off for a short period of time because a piece of baguette was found in the machinery.

For the last month of his life, James A. Garfield ate everything through his anus.

In 2013, six people in the United States named their child "Mushroom".

The person who found Richard III of England's bones, Philippa Langley, was not an archeologist, but a screenwriter.

Los Adaes

Mobile and fixed broadband networks, consultancy and managed services, TV and multimedia technology

In 18th century France tooth-pullers were entertainers who would perform in front of live audiences.

In World War I the Romanian army issued an order that only officers above the rank of major had the right to wear eye shadow in battle.

The most borrowed children's author in British libraries, Daisy Meadows, doesn't exist.

It would cost $850 quadrillion to build the Death Star.

Audi A4 cabriolet

The first ever novel, The Tale of Genji, ended mid-sentence.

J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis both once went to a party dressed as polar bears. It was not a fancy dress party.

Agatha Christie thought that Hercule Poirot was a, "detestable, bombastic, tiresome, egocentric, little creep".

Before inventing television John Logie Baird's invented a pair of socks to wear underneath your usual pair of socks.

Georgetown, Massachusetts, United States

4348 Poulydamas

Alan Jackson in April 2010

Romano-British pottery

The first thing was a parliament.

One of the largest majorities in a Brazilian local election was won by a rhino.

Finland's parliament sometimes makes decisions in their sauna.

In British electoral history 8 candidates have been awarded no votes at all in a general election.

The words "Tory" and "Prime Minister" both started out as insults.

In a 2005 questionnaire about substance abuse, almost one in five people taking part admitted to taking a drug that did not exist called derbisol.

Sea otters have a secret pocket in their armpit where they like to keep their favourite stones.

In Vancouver it is illegal to put a doorknob on the front door of a house as it is harder for people to open if they suffer from arthritis.

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Bixby

Audi A4 sedan 3.0 TDI quattro

Stuart and Lara Mackay

South Korea v Ghana

Religion

VIE

NED

Cultural depictions of the British Royal Family

MNE

Fournier

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 5

Forced Fumbles

Matty Smith

Birbhum district,Suri

No Such Thing As Death By Acne
No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish
No Such Thing As A Travelator in Ancient Rome

Kirk J. Rudell

Meriton Korenica

Boston, Massachusetts, United States

→ IFK Göteborg

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The head of the International Chess Federation, Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, believes chess was brought to Earth by aliens.

The Greenland shark is so slow it needs all of its food to be asleep in order to eat it. It can only swim at 1mph, so if the prey moves it will outrun the shark.

In 19th century America you could be committed to a mental asylum for reading a novel.

The yakuza has its own website that has a theme tune designed to attract new members.

Flamurtari Kit used in 1946–61 and 1975–81.

Ingolstadt, Germany

Kansas City Chiefs

_acg12a

Baltimore, Maryland, United States

The Aztecs wore necklaces made out of popcorn.

In 2011, China tried to pass off a scene from the film Top Gun as footage from its own air force.

In 2003, somebody misplaced the masterkeys to the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, thus meaning they had to replace the locks, at a cost of $1,000,700.

The children's toy doll Ken is officially an accessory to Barbie.

Kaiser Wilhelm II once lost a valuable arms contract for Germany because he slapped Ferdinand I of Bulgaria on the bottom.

"Beware of Pickpocket" signs attract pickpockets.

No-one is quite sure how to pronounce Louis Armstrong's name.

The man who holds the Guinness World Record for the lowest voice can hit notes that are so low only elephants can hear them.

Alex Bell, Harkin, Murray and Ptaszynski

Greg McNaughton

Matt Baker, John Bishop, Harkin, Alex Jones, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Steven

Jassem Sukar

Remmers, Mike

Chief Judge of the United States District Court for the District of Maryland

_lda14t

No Such Thing As A Sentient Icebergref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, London.|group="fn"
No Such Thing As Michaelangelo's Snowmanref|This episode was recorded at the Brighton Comedy Festival.|group="fn"

The Blue Hussar

In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race, despite dying of a heart attack while riding his horse.

Some Buddhist monks run marathons to achieve enlightenment.

The Slovakian and Slovenian embassies in Washington D.C. meet once a month to exchange wrongly addressed mail.

In the 18th century there were medicines called "Alan's Nipple Liniment", "Grimstone's Eye Snuff", "Miller's Worm Plums" and "Italian Bosom Friend".

group_or_band

→ Vila Nova

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 12

First baseman and catcher

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Kelly Cup

Blue and White

Predrag Videkanić

Viking names included "desirous of beer", "squat-wiggle", "lust-hostage", "short penis", "able to fill a bay with fish by magic" and "the man without trousers".

You Only Live Once is Katie Price's fourth autobiography.

William Morton, the father of anaesthesia, first experimented on himself but kept falling asleep before he could describe the results.

Chessington World of Adventures has banned animal-print onesies to stop the animals there getting confused.

Nijaz Gracić
_OlimpicSarajevo_Away

No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement

Stan and Francine win a trip to Los Angeles, and Stan, disappointed that Hollywood isn't as glamorous as it used to be, is taken in by an aged starlet and her circle of old Hollywood friends who believe that Stan is the reincarnation of her comedy actor husband who died under mysterious circumstances. Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley when Hayley reveals that she deleted one of his episodes of Bones from his DVR and Steve claims that Bones hasn't been good since season four.

Location in West Bengal, India

Redmann

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Lieven Scheire

Nationwide

Harkin, Rufus Hound, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Chicago Zephyrs

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Harris in 2012

Alem Merajić
Egzon Bejtullai

Andy Roddick

Distribution of religions

The facelift model Audi A4 1.8 T quattro sedan

Imperial

Victoria Coren Mitchell, Harkin, Miller, Murray, and Schreiber

Audi A4 3.2 FSI cabriolet

TV Guide Channel (1999–2007)

* Metallica
* Flemming Rasmussen

Roots

No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
No Such Thing As The Pajama Policeref|This episode was recorded at the North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford.|group="fn"

After being abducted by aliens in "Naked to the Limit, One More Time", Jeff Fischer makes his return from space. Meanwhile, Steve looks after Snot's hamster.

If the 2014 version of Godzilla really existed, it would produce 12.9 million gallons of urine a day.

The real Long John Silver – William Ernest Henley, was the father of the real Wendy Darling – Margaret Henley.

The tin foil hat worn by conspiracy theorists to stop the government sending messages into their brains actually has the opposite effect. It amplifies the signal.

Geese sometimes fly upside-down to lose height quickly when they come into land.

Languages

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Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber, Alex Edelman and Greg Jenner
Spain v The Netherlands

Chris Bennett

Alex Bell, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber
No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair of Jeans

Tigers

Alexander the Great banned beards in battle to combat beard-pulling.

Psychopaths do not experience contagious yawning as often as non-psychopaths.

The Big Bang was quieter than a Motörhead concert.

Pixar accidentally deleted Toy Story 2 while they were half-way through making it.

Anna Ptaszynski

→ Corinthians

The seventh time park ranger Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning coincided with the 22nd time he fought off a bear with a stick.

In 2015, America's "Hero Dog of the Year Award" was won by a cat.

The earliest known penalty of illegal parking, dating back to Assyria in the 7th century BC, was to be impaled on a stake.

Female corn earworm moths go invisible after sex.

Worldwide

_blackwhiteshoulders

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Richard Turner

Perfetto

None

Rachael Bogert & Emily Wood

American baseball player, coach, manager

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Alex Bell
Jack Burke, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

The first ever sandwich that we know about contained wine.

In 2003, three people in Mexico were officially listed as having died of acne.

Amongst the other scientists called Einstein there is M.E. Einstein who came up with a formula for predicting the composition of a pork carcass, and Rosemary Einstein who co-investigated the use of cannabis, alcohol and tobacco on 300 young persons at her university.

The first contact lenses cost as much as a car.

A computer game has been invented that takes more than a lifetime to complete.

2013 was the first year since 1933 where there has been no sighting of the Loch Ness Monster.

The French government forced Madame Tussaud to make models of her friends' decapitated heads.

During the Normandy landings the Allied Forces dropped dogs by parachute onto the battlefield.

Coffman

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 4

Lake

ESPN

Sitton, Josh

No Such Thing As Diarrhea Driveref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London. In this episode, it was the four favourite facts from the audience rather than the Elves.|group="fn"

Jamuria,Dumka district

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

No Such Thing As A Randy Rat in Polyester Pants

Josue Cervantes

No Such Thing As A Ghost in Poland

Tony Franklin

TV Guide Network (2007–13)

No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope

Filip Gligorov

vertical

Slovakia

Retired

Joe Chandler & Nic Wegener

The first man to swim the English Channel, Captain Matthew Webb, later had a show where he floated in a tank for two hours.

The first item sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer. It was bought by a man who collects broken laser pointers.

When Alexander Fleming's neighbours foiled a burglary at his house, as a thank you gift Fleming gave them some mould from the first penicillin.

The earliest known ice cream recipes suggest flavouring with ambergris, which is whale poo.

Percent

Indianapolis, Indiana, United States

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KS Flamurtari Vlorë

Maxwell

TRK & Atlasjet

Metropolitan City / Urban Agglomeration

France

Only 28% of people know when they have been flirted with.

Ancient Sumerian beer was as thick as porridge and was drunk through a straw.

Baby turtles co-ordinate when they are going to hatch from within their eggshells.

Henrik Ibsen's last words were to his nurse. She said to him that she thought Ibsen was getting better, to which Ibsen replied: "On the contrary", and then he died.

No Such Thing As A Buff Pandaref|Special release in honour of the podcast being nominated for a Chortle Award.|group="fn"
This is a special "Worst Of" episode, consisting of clips removed from the original podcasts.
No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn

at Hibernian

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No Such Thing As A Kilt on the Battlefield

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 3

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States

Harvey

Mitch Jones

No Such Thing As A Bassoon in a Football Stadiumref|This episode was a tie-in to the final of the 2014 FIFA World Cup final, and was thus devoted entirely to football.|group="fn"

Pre-facelift Audi A4 1.8 sedan

In 1874 there was a plan to transport dead bodies from all over Europe to Mount Vesuvius and throw them in.

In 2010 an abandoned waste-water treatment plant in Baltimore was found to be home to an estimated 107,000,000 spiders.

According to Vatican City's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, the greatest pop album of all time is Revolver by The Beatles.

For the first fifty years the Ancient Olympic Games the only event was the 200 metres .

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Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray, and Schreiber

nhl

Rob Murray

Teresa Hsiao

Australia v Mexicoref|Most of the panel voted for Mexico, but Australian Schreiber, who hosted this episode, mockingly declared that Australia was the winner instead.|group="fn"

Seizures Suit Stanny

Demir Imeri

* 3× Pro Bowl
* 3× Second-team All-Pro
* Super Bowl champion
* NFC champion
* NFL Alumni Offensive Lineman of the Year
* First-team All-Conference USA

No Such Thing as a Pilot Fish

West

Prevue Guide (1988–93)

Harkin, Greg Jenner, Murray and Ptaszynski
Nigeria v Bosnia-Herzegovina
Alex Bell, Harkin, Molly Oldfield and Schreiber

"The Tigers Way"

Christian Serratos

IRE

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Anchorage Aces

Before going on stage to read A Christmas Carol Charles Dickens had a warm-up routine of drinking a pint of champagne.

Crap Christmas jumpers date back to the Romans.

Male turkeys blush when they see female turkeys.

The composer of the song "Jingle Bells", James Pierpont, also wrote a song called "We Conquer or Die".

Harkin, Mark Mason, Murray and Schreiber

$119.1 million USD

In Peru depictions of the Last Supper show Jesus Christ and the disciples eating a guinea pig.

The Citigroup Center skyscraper has a 400 tonne weight at the top of it to stop it from falling over.

Canadian crime writer Howard Engel lost the ability to read while also not losing the ability to write.

Apple Inc. co-founder Steve Wozniak met his wife via a Dial-A-Joke call.

Rafael Nadal

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber
No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheatref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Sitton, Josh James

Martin in 2015

Tackles

Imre Hasanic

Hayley decides to become a blonde when her efforts to save the planet get no attention. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a journey to search for a new Smith home.

Religions in Durgapur

No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy

All values from Pro Day

EST

Navy, red, silver, white

My Affair Lady

→ Örebro SK

Metallica - Master of Puppets single cover.jpg

Legg, Benson Everett

Prevue Channel
TV Guide Channel

L. Sprague de Camp and Fletcher Pratt

Pre-facelift Audi A4 Avant

TBA

Australian rugby league player

Ben

Mike Schultz

Sivák

*National League pennant: 1897, 1898
*Led National League in runs scored: 1908

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 11

ISD 181

Brian Boyle

Djokovic–Nadal rivalry

Ali Waller

Serratos at Walker Stalker Convention 2014

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray and Ptaszynski

Bashkia Vlorë

Waco, Texas, United States

Film:
*Beavis and Butt-head Do America
*Office Space
*Idiocracy
*Extract
Television:
*Beavis and Butt-head
*King of the Hill
*The Goode Family
*Silicon Valley

Joe McGovern

No Such Thing As A Sad High Fiveref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Epistemology portal

Changchun, China

FRA

Mack Air Logo

American Fung

TVGN

plain

The world's only Cornish pasty museum is in Mexico.

20% of people wake up wearing fewer clothes than they went to bed with.

There are people who mine for jeans.

Jesus Christ had a monobrow.

Lleyton Hewitt

American Dad! (season 13)

David Eddy

→ Santos

Left

* Cliff Burton
* Kirk Hammett
* James Hetfield
* Lars Ulrich

Mike Judge at the San Diego Comic-Con International in July 2011

Flamurtari Kit used from 1961 to 1975.

The 2012 law prohibiting nudity in San Francisco was proposed by a politician named Scott Wiener.

Charles Darwin's grandfather, Erasmus Darwin, got so large that he could not sit at his dinner table any more. Rather than exercising or dieting, he cut a semi-circle in his dining table so he could fit his stomach in.

Spotify's random function is not random.

The animal kingdom forgot how to have sex for 40 million years.

* First Team All-Big Ten
* Big Ten Honorable Mention
* Big Ten All-Freshman team

DeSoto, Texas, United States

Manhattan Applesauce

Juan Carlos Ferrero

Haar

Special 1

Senior Judge of the United States District Court for the District of Maryland

No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot
No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk

Audi A4 Avant

Vidhan Sabha constituency
DMC

Bananas emit antimatter.

Slovenia's largest lake, Lake Cerknica, disappears every year.

Half the world's saigas have died in the previous month and no-one knows why.

Barbra Streisand had a shopping mall built for her sole use under her house.

Belgium v Algeria

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 2

Forced fumbles

No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Hauntingref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, London.|group="fn"

In 1903, a man called W. Reginald Bray posted himself.

The world's oldest ham has just celebrated its 112th birthday.

Orangutans like playing with iPads, but gorillas do not.

In the 1888 edition of Encyclopædia Britannica the entry for Wales reads: "See England".

San Diego Chargers

United States v Russiaref|This match was declared a draw, so both teams went into the next round.|group="fn"
No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam

Durgamohan Chattopadhyay, former Zamindar of Sagarbhanga

Charles Judge

Louisiana

Chris Harris

Iupati at 49ers training camp in August 2010

Canada

No Such Thing As An Egg and Cress Portsmouth

"Harvester of Sorrow"

→ Figueirense

1988 RU

Geno Atkins

* Carolina Panthers

Willian playing for Metalist Kharkiv in 2012

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Harkin, Miller, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

"The Earth's Best Defense"

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Galkina, Natasha

Iupati, Michael

No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong
No Such Thing As A Snake in My Pie

Wayne Dublin & Carlo Hart & Evan Sandman

Washington Bullets

* New Electric Way
* Music for Nations
* Elektra

Alex Edelman, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Audi A4 (B7)

Jordan Garden

The first known football chant was composed by Edward Elgar.

Eric Cantona was raised in a cave.

In the first World Cup final, Uruguay and Argentina could not agree on the size of the ball to use, so they used Argentina's small ball in the first half and Uruguay's big ball in the second. After half time Argentina were 2–1 up, but by the end Uruguay won 4–2.

FIFA has more members than the United Nations.

Photogenics Media in LA, Fenton Media in NYC Beatrice Models in Milan,

Uruguay v Costa Rica

Klaus, Billy

Over 100 people used to watch Louis XIV of France getting dressed every morning.

There is an original Picasso that no-one will ever see because it was eaten by his dog.

During World War II the US Navy diving manual contained detailed instructions for what to do if you were eaten by a giant clam.

A "hundred" used to be 120.

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Tommaso

Rats that wear polyester trousers cannot get erections.

During World War I entertainments for the troops included organised pillow fights, wheelbarrow races and wrestling on the backs of mules.

The atmosphere of Venus is so hot that if you took a pizza out of a freezer there it would cook in three seconds.

In Iceland there is a phone app that tells you if you are related to the person who you are (contemplating) having sex with.

Baltimore, Maryland

on loan at FK Horizont Turnovo

Malawian

Norwell, Andrew

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray and Schreiber

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Wall of Serpents

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Donald in 2014

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Religions

Channel 273

The Kremlin

Muhamed Useini

Billy Klaus

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Cole Green Way

Dundee United Football Club

Andrew Hunter Murray

David
Brabham Cup

It was fashionable in New York City at the end of 19th century for women to wear live lizards as brooches.

Codebreaker Alan Turing lost his buried treasure when he could not crack his own code.

In 2011, the largest sperm bank in the world stopped accepting sperm from redheads.

The English language has more words borrowed from the Hawaiian language than it does from the Welsh language.

All-American college football player, professional football player, linebacker

All values from Ohio State Pro Day

Bankura district, Bishnupur, Kharagpur, Balasore district

* 2× Pro Bowl
* 2× Second-team All-Pro
* AFC Champion
* 2× Pro Football Focus All-Pro
* Denver Broncos Breakout Player of the Year
* Denver Broncos Defensive Player of the Year

M/MillVo00

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Metric

Gleason

In the 17th century there was a prophet called Dorothy Harling who would cure you of your sins by urinating on the offending body part.

Despite the fact that homosexuality is illegal in South Sudan a woman can have a female husband and a child can have a female father.

Tommy Flowers, the designer of the Colossus computer, discovered that the way to prevent the valves from blowing up was not turning it off and on again.

Botanists in Kew Gardens checked a £1.29 bag of supermarket mushrooms and found three species of mushroom previously unknown to science.

Petros

List of American Dad! episodes#Season 10

* 4× Pro Bowl
* First-team All-Pro
* Second-Team All-Pro
* NFC champion
* PFW All-Rookie Team
* Consensus All-American
* First-team All-WAC
* Second-team All-WAC

* 4× Pro Bowl
* 2× First-team All-Pro
* Second-team All-Pro
* Ranked #48 in the Top 100 Players of 2014
* Ranked #36 in the Top 100 Players of 2013
* First-team All-SEC

Pam Cooke & Valerie Fletcher
Big Stan on Campus