Gustav Jarl

Hu Yangpu

British

Easton Way – Easton

Begum, Sarah

Knees Up Wilmott-Brown

Karl Custer, Orlando Belisle, Jr.

Green

Eastbound exit and westbound entrance

Washington Nationals

The Critic reviews Jupiter Ascending . He considers it to be a film that fails in every attempt at delivering an epic. He criticizes the acting, the confusing storyline filled with ridiculous setpieces, the acting of the villain played by Eddie Redmayne , the large amount of long scenes of dialogue, and the number of films and scenes the movie rips off from. Special criticism is reserved for the character of Jupiter Jones, for her ridiculous name , and propension to being a damsel in distress who gets kidnapped a lot.

Channel Awesome Tag: Mila Kunis as Jupiter Jones: "I love dogs, I've always loved dogs."

West 98th Street / West Boulevard

Demolition Man

Actress

Stacy's Mom .jpg

The Critic is forced by Don Bluth to play Dragon's Lair , the video game Bluth himself created. The Critic praises both Dragon's Lair games for the art behind the animated cutscenes, but criticizes the intense difficulties in both games such as going back to a certain obstacle and expecting the same result when in reality, the game becomes harder due to the fact a different result could occur even with the correct solution. Special criticism is reserved for the rule in which a player in Dragon's Lair II must collect every treasure and the gameplay during the ending cutscene. During his playthrough of both games, Don Bluth mocks how the Critic is playing by doing a Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Deaths in Dragon's Lair.

the Irish War of Independence

Lukaku

Isabelle Ingold

incomplete

Orlando Belisle Jr.

Retail

People's Republic of China

Mossfield Stadium

Signed as exits 46A and 46B

Williams

near Vandalia
Signed as exits 110A and 110B eastbound

Oprah Winfrey Signature.svg

Fraser
Vincent

Grap

Yiddish

Bridgeport

Indiana

in Canton

Muskingum

Amit Poznansky

List of I Am Weasel episodes

featuring Jordin Sparks

Pershing Avenue

I-70 map.svg

Approximately 100

Fountains of Wayne

Seán William McLoughlin

Cemetery Road – Hilliard, Franklin County Fairgrounds

Live Active

Gallagher
Dickson

The Critic reviews the first installment of The Matrix to prove to its fan base, represented by Agent Schmuck , that it's not as good as they say. Though he acknowledges that it has some good ideas and action, he feels that some of the effects and fashion haven't aged well and criticizes the plot holes, acting, characters, obvious symbolism, pacing and derivative elements. Special criticism is reserved for the fact that, in reality, the machines wouldn't need the Matrix at all if they're just using humans for power. But he gives credit to the film for the impact it made for cinema.

During the review, he's saved from Agent Schmuck by Malcolmus and Tamity , members of a resistance who don't like the film, and joins them in the end.

Channel Awesome Tag: Keanu Reeves as Neo: “You mean ‘artificial intelligence’?”

English

Eddy Road – Bratenahl

Signed as exit 153A westbound

Reilly

Bratenahl

Stacy's Mom

English anthropologist, journalist, explorer and documentary filmmaker

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers, Andre Meadows

Continuation into Pennsylvania

Lonerism

Saen Fitzgerald

sports programming block

Canadian

Nan's aggressive attitude to harmless pensioners finally gets her into trouble with the police, and she's forced to attend anger management classes. However, her course leader is revealed to be struggling with some latent issues of his own, which are in danger of being brought bubbling back to the surface. Meanwhile, Jamie joins forces with Nan's kindly new neighbour to raise funds for the local zoo, with unexpectedly dramatic results.

Ohio

Urbancrest

Los Angeles Dodgers

Huber Heights

Royal Mansour Casablanca

near Youngstown

I-675 exits 26A-B

the Vale of Glamorgan

Osmosis Jones

Hugo Rodallega

Johnston

Carlton Soccer Club

WLCY, Cat Country 106.3

Eastern terminus of SR 627

Superior Avenue / St. Clair Avenue

RhettRhett AkinsBen Hayslip

Pennsylvania

Fantastic 4

Autobot

Etna

yes

Jim Jarosz, Don Bluth

RhettSean DouglasJoe Spargur

Polish

Cardinal direction change: Southbound becomes westbound & eastbound becomes northbound

Lolong

Nelson, Robert

CD single7" 45 RPM

Clark

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers,

FFFFFF

* Former host of The Oprah Winfrey Show
* Chairwoman and CEO of Harpo Productions
* Chairwoman, CEO, and CCO of the Oprah Winfrey Network
* Actress
* Author

Bro-countrycountry rapR&Bdiscofunk

Eastbound exit and westbound entrance only

Eddie Krncevic

Mandarin

Epicentre Films

Broadview Heights

Gold

Olive Township

Brooke, Christopher N. L.

Live Versions

Bunts Road / West 140th Street

in Streetsboro

Vrooman Road
East 156th Street

Orpah Gail Winfrey

Westbound exit and eastbound entrance

It Goes Like This

Michael Hynes

Plymouth Township

Salt Springs Road – McDonald

Brooke, Christopher

island of Ireland

Office furniture and accessories

Arthropoda

Richfield

Tangled Up

TV5 Network, Inc.

Washington

Currents

John Smith

Sow

center

"My Next Thirty Years"

in Fairlawn

Zhang Zhiqiang

Clayton–Englewood city line

Signed as exits 43A & 43B ; shares C-D roads with exit 41; I-70 east exit 108, west exits 108A-B.

Signed as exits 52A and 52B

E. flavipennis

West

US 33 not signed eastbound

Trumbull

by Tim McGraw

El Carmelo, Valle del Cauca, Colombia

Right

Jon Bailey, Greg Michaud, Chris Stuckmann, Jack Shen, Joe Vargas

Scully

The Critic reviews Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the Apes . The video begins with an Honest Trailer of the show, which also mentions the several removals of Nostalgia Critic videos from YouTube. After that, the Critic encounters a time traveller from the year 2001, and assigns Malcolm to bring her up to speed on recent trends in movies, particularly "re-imaginings." In the review, though he commends the film for being one of the first re-imaginings of a classic and praises the ape makeup , costumes and attention to detail in their movements, he considers it an altogether terrible film, criticizing the characters, inconsistent acting , annoying homages to the original, dialogue, creepy love triangle, and unfocused setting, science, and symbolism. Special criticism is reserved for the infamously confusing ending. During the review, a spoof "Thade for President" advert is shown, with Terl shown as his running-mate. At the end, the time traveller leaves to explore the world of 2015, and in a spoof of the ending of the 1968 original, discovers that Jem and the Holograms has been adapted into a film.

Channel Awesome Tag: Tim Roth as General Thade: "Do you have a towel?"

Successful IRA ambush and getaway;

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Rob Walker, Jim Jarsoz

Jaren JohnstonLaird

Geoff Posner

in Richfield

Baseball player

Doug Walker, Rob Walker and James Rolfe

Cardinal direction change: Eastbound becomes southbound & northbound becomes westbound; SR 3 known as State Street north of I-270 and Westerville Road south of I-270

Vacation

Brecksville

National

Alameda High School

Rob Walker

Mahoning

Jefferson via SR 307

East Waterloo Road
Marietta
Pike–Canton Townships

Daredevil
Doug Walker, Rob Walker & Brad Jones

Rockside Road

Conneaut

Weathersfield

Line-Up for Yesterday

Male

Jesse FrasureChris Stapleton

Jackson

Ridgewood Road / Miller Road

As Tall As Lions

Summit–Cuyahoga line

Gail

Falls

Salt water crocodile

Stark

East 140th Street / East 152nd Street

Northern terminus of concurrency with US 250

Vincent Davis

Hugo Rodallega Martínez

West 44th Street / West 41st Street

Western end of US 250 concurrency

in Perrysburg

"Cat Country 106.3"

Brian Fortune

Northern terminus of I-271

United States

Conway House/10 Devonshire Court, London/F**cking Swansea
June Jackson

David FeissMichael RyanRichard PurselMaxwell AtomsSteve MarmelNora Johnson

Union

Exocentroides

Eastbound exit is via exit 165

Butler

José María Pino Suárez, the last Vice President

Ron Balicki, Suzanne Inosanto

Déodat Gratet de Dolomieu

Colombian footballer

GalyonGorleyRobbins

Home runs

Griffiths

Vice President

No connection to exits 30 or 33

Nostalgia Critic

Pickerington

"Trains and Boats and Planes"

Western end of I-76 concurrency and eastern end of Ohio Tpk. concurrency

China

Liberty Township

East 222nd Street

Southern terminus of concurrency with SR 21

Eastern end of I-76 concurrency

Head coach

Jarl, Gustav

in Cambridge

Retired

Madison

Dai Jiang

Cleveland

Catherine Tate

in Marietta

Main Street — Bexley

Fohl Street Southwest – Navarre

Endors Toi

Northern terminus of I-680; eastbound exit and westbound entrance only

The Critic reviews Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles alongside his former arch-nemesis, The Angry Video Game Nerd, after learning of a supposed threat to the franchise from Santa Christ. While they both agree that it's not the worst thing related to the franchise, or even the worst live-action Turtles film , they criticize Michael Bay's involvement, the writing, characters, and overuse of CGI . However, they admit that the acting, while not great, is overall tolerable , are surprised by the lack of the usual Bay trademarks , and acknowledge that it has some enjoyable scenes. Special criticism is reserved for the villain's motivation being becoming richer than he already is.

During the review, they embark on several quests reminiscent of other Ninja Turtles incarnations: saving April O'Neil from Krang in the original cartoon, saving a dam reminiscent of the NES game, fighting Shredder in a nightclub, being offered an adventure in ancient Japan - which they quickly refuse - and ultimately forming a band, before learning that this was all a ploy by Santa Christ to sell toys, as that was what the franchise started out as . This makes them realize that, far from being insulting to the franchise, the film is just another one of many versions, each of which bring something new to the game, though they try to insist that it's still not good.

Channel Awesome Tag: William Fichtner as Eric Sacks: "Like stupid rich."

Christopher Augustus Cox

Alexej Kotchekov

"I Am Weasel", (performed by April March)

The Matrix Revolutions

Eastbound exit and westbound entrance ; signed at exits 171A and 171B

中国路桥工程有限责任公司

United Kingdom

Clague Road
Rocky River

Stenberg, Amandla

Be Above It

Stenberg at Mockingjay Part 2 Premiere

I-70 west exit 93, east exits 93A-B.
Dublin

Liu Yizeng

Rodallega, Hugo

Cambridge Township

Garfield: The Movie

Cambridge

West end of SR 2 overlap; westbound exit and eastbound entrance; last free exit westbound

Interstate 80 map.png

Learned It from the Radio

Lakeside Avenue

The Critic reviews the live-action/animated film Osmosis Jones , which has a very similar plot to Pixar's newest smash hit Inside Out, all the while watched over by manifestations of his emotions, like the latter and a Chris Rock-esque character like the former . Although he praises the setting of Frank's body, some good ideas, the design of the main characters, and especially the film's gorgeous animation, the Critic criticizes the immature comedy of the film such as toilet humor, overused cop cliches, puns that Osmosis Jones makes, content too violent and scary for kids, live action scenes and the story of the film itself. Special criticism is reserved for the apathetic and emotionless performance of Bill Murray as Frank.

Channel Awesome Tag: Bill Murray as Frank Detorre: "Shane!"
NOTE: The day before this episode aired, it was announced that Blip, one of the main hosting platforms for Channel Awesome, would be shut down a month later. Due to this announcement, this was the first episode of the series not to be uploaded on Blip.

National Business Furniture

Westbound exit and eastbound entrance only

East 55th Street / Marginal Roads
Continuation into Indiana

Bill Fulton

Oshaniwa

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers

Youngstown

Access to Zanesville Municipal Airport

Bath Township

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

RhettThomas AllenHarold BrownMorris DickersonDouglasGerry GoldsteinLeroy JordanCharles MillerLee OskerAndreas SchullerHoward ScottSpargurRicky ReedJohn Ryan

Agav Films

I-77 map.svg
Coventry Township

Wickliffe

The Critic reviews Fantastic Four . He criticizes the plot, clichéd characters , effects, actions of the characters , action, and lack of any actual crime-fighting. Special criticism is reserved for the fact that the main characters don't seem to do much in the film that benefits anyone but themselves, as well as Jessica Alba being overly sexualized. Sketches have the Critic, Tamara and Malcolm parodying the film by getting less-than-spectacular powers and not using them, instead just sitting on a couch and watching movies.

Channel Awesome Tag: Thing Doll: "It's clobberin' time."

Carlton

The Matrix Reloaded

Breuning, 1950

Can halt his attack.

Jim Jarosz

• Tree

Harvard Avenue

As player
* Brooklyn Dodgers
* Kansas City Athletics
As manager
* Los Angeles Dodgers

Signed as exits signed 46A and 46B

Eastern end of I-80/OTC concurrency; I-90 exits turnpike via exit 142 eastbound

Victor Hall

Jake Taylor

Doug Walker, Rob Walker & Andre Meadows
Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Englewood

Augustyn

MLB

East

Fishinger Road – Upper Arlington

Jacksepticeye

Brookville

"Beauty is in everything except war."

Southern terminus of SR 59

WKRP-LP

Belmont

While Jamie, Nan's grandson, is away in Africa doing voluntary work, a young girl called Alice has been allocated to Nan by the Young and Old Buddy-Up Foundation to keep her company and cheer her up. Alice soon discovers that Nan's kitchen tap is broken, and accompanies her to the council office to arrange to get it fixed. Unfortunately Nan, in her usual style, causes mayhem and upset at the offices, ending with her being given a community service order to work in the local hospital. Meanwhile Jamie, who is Skyping regularly from Africa, is concerned when he sees Nan in hospital, thinking she is seriously ill. At the same time, new neighbours have moved in across the corridor, and Nan gets involved in preparations for their family wedding party.

France

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

In his annual Stephen King film review, the Critic reviews Children of the Corn . While he praises Isaac as being a entertaining villain and the performances of the child actors, the Critic criticizes the two main characters' anti-religious stance, the members of the cult being weak such as being defeated when the main character just shoves them, and corn being the scare factor of the movie. Special criticism is for the anti-climatic ending in which the monster of the corn field was depicted as an explosion cloud with a face and the movie abruptly ending with a cult member girl being defeated by getting shoved in a car.

Channel Awesome Tag: Courtney Gains as Malachai: "Outlander!"

Bunawan, Agusan del Sur, Philippines

in Cleveland

Amos Gitai

Northern terminus of concurrency with US 62

Evgeniya Isayevna Mikhailova

Pittsburgh Pirates

Monroe
Signed as exits 33A and 33B eastbound; I-75 north exit 61; south exits 61A-B

Westbound exit and entrance only
No eastbound exit

Kings Langley Cemetery

Ashley GorleyLuke LairdMcAnally

Rodallega playing for Fulham in October 2014

Richfield–Brecksville line

Gilles Caouette

Russian

RhettDouglasTeddy GeigerJacob HindlinGamal LewisCharlie PuthSpargur

"Today's Best Country!"

Sally Victoria Benson

December 2015

Beijing

Jack Reilly

Breuning, 1962

Unsigned for US 6

The Catherine Tate Show / [[#Catherine Tate's Nan

Vale of Glamorgan

* Let's Play
* Comedy

Copley Township

*5× World Series champion
*Managerial record: 3,731–3,948
*Most managerial wins, losses and games managed in major league history
*Part-owner of Philadelphia Athletics 1901–1936, full owner 1936–1954

Caouette

Mckay

Signed as exits 55A & 55B ; I-71 south exit 101, north exit 101A-B.

or Lucky (WLCY's former on-air branding)

Schneiders Crossing Road – Dover

December

Billboard

Worthington

Western Movie Group Co. Ltd.

Mikhailova

near Ashtabula

at Pennsylvania state line

Diana Lee Inosanto, Lance Arca Inosanto and Danielle Inosanto

Defunct

Cornelius Mack;

McGinn

Ikorodu, Lagos State, Nigeria

Nan

Blues

Colombia squads

Games managed

Roberts Road

Event Horizon

Harrison

Always High Standards

Signed as exits 7A and 7B southbound

Insecta

Mikhailova, Evgeniya Isayevna

Handley

Shuffel Street Northwest

Euclid

Alakija, Folorunsho

Banfield Road, Mall Road

Jon Bailey, Noah Antwiler, Barney Walker, Victoria L. Tobin

Brice Road — Reynoldsburg

I-480 exits 20A-B.

Harpersfield Township

Guernsey

"Two People Fell in Love"

Cold Turkey

The Critic discovers Andre the Black Nerd in a closet, who he accidentally locked into and forgot about for several months after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles review, and is forced to review Sony Pictures Animation's film adaptation of The Smurfs with him to avoid charges. They criticize the designs of The Smurfs and the fact that their names are based on their individual personalities , the comedy of Gargamel , the setting of the film being in New York City, the plot holes such as why Papa Smurf is afraid of onions, the visual storytelling by Raja Gosnell, the director of Home Alone 3, Scooby Doo and Beverly Hills Chihuahua, elements ripped off from other movies of varying quality , and the product placement scenes such as the one in which the characters play Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. Special criticism is reserved for the fact that the majority of the movie revolves around Neil Patrick Harris' character and his struggles as an advertiser and becoming a father instead of The Smurfs themselves.

Channel Awesome Tag: Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf: "Onions! Augh!"

Lakeland, Florida

Perry

in Akron

Sarah Begum

Drummin Hill, County Clare

Autobot Cars

Rouyn, Quebec

Richland

Hino City Hall

I-490 exit 2B.

Proposed

Kingsville Township

Transformers: Generation 1'Reveal the Shield'Transformers United

Sebastian, Zachary, Keeanu

Austintown

Avon

Eastern end of US 35 concurrency; eastbound exit and westbound entrance only

inline,title

Animalia

Boyce

Belle Valley

Persistent disruptive editing

Smith, John

Licking

Smith

Hornets

Jurassic World

Hiromichi Baba

"I Am Weasel"

Viva TV on IBC 13 ( )

P – P

First SPUI in Ohio

Headford Junction railway station , County Kerry

Montgomery

Austinburg Township

García Tena

Noble

OTC and Ohio DOT

Mad River

Free agent

East 9th Street access from I-90 eastbound only; I-77 access from I-90 westbound only

→ AFC United

The Critic reviews The Haunted Mansion . Considering the surprise success of Pirates of the Caribbean earlier that year and the multitude of possibilities left by the ride, he finds it to be a massive waste of potential that starts with the decision to give the lead role to Eddie Murphy, heavily criticizing his and the rest of the performances, particularly Jennifer Tilly and Terence Stamp , as well as the plot, characters, effects, comedy, and portrayal of elements from the ride . In the end, he hopes that Disney will one day attempt another film that's more loyal and all around better.

Channel Awesome Tag: Terence Stamp as Ramsley: "That is absurd."

Politician, activist, campaigner, lecturer, union representative.

Sheffield

The Critic reviews the second installment of the franchise, The Matrix Reloaded . He admits to having liked it more than the first film when it came out due to it going all out with its content, but now feels that, while the first film at least had a central focus, this film is all over the place and the excessive scenes of dialogue and action get in the way of it making any sense, in addition to all the flaws in the original being present. Special praise is reserved for the fight with the multiple Agent Smiths and the freeway chase for still holding up, while special criticism is reserved for the scene with the Architect and the ending for being incoherent.

During the review, Agent Schmuck returns for revenge, and the Critic meets the supposed creator of the series, Black Willy Wonka , who hints that Malcolmus and Tamity , who's randomly fallen for the Critic like Neo and Trinity, might not be trustworthy. He also hints at the biggest problem of Revolutions by suggesting a far better ending than what is given.

Note: The film previously appeared at #3 on his "Top 11 Films I Like But Everyone Hates" list.

Channel Awesome Tag: Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus: “Machines!”

British medieval historian

Pleasant Valley Road

Morocco Greater Casablanca

Southbound exit only

As Player

Scottish footballer

Signed as 109A and 109B northbound

Northern terminus of SR 711; westbound exit and eastbound entrance only

The Critic reviews Mad Max: Fury Road and compares it with the other three films. In the beginning of the review, the Critic states that he feels that while he likes Fury Road, he believes that Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome was the best film in the franchise for its writing, characters, and storytelling during the action while he states that Mad Max 2 was his least favorite since Mel Gibson was more of an observing character than the main character. Eventually, the Critic begins to like Fury Road even more when he realizes it's similar to the Roadrunner cartoons which contains various chase scenes yet has no dialogue attached to it.

During the review, the Critic is pursued by three groups. Impractical Joe who is upset that the Critic did not think Fury Road was the best film in the series, 'Meninists' who believed that women in Fury Road should not be given action roles and want Fury Road to be more manly, and Tom Hardy Fangirls who think Hardy is the best actor in Fury Road for being handsome.

Channel Awesome Tag: Rob Walker as Impractical Joe: "You will walk the red carpet sugared and glazed."

Juanma

Duncan Tootill

Cox, Christopher Augustus
Kings Langley

Dotty Jackson

Tom

Miller Avenue, Kelton Avenue

l/lasorto01

Yoenis Céspedes

Goodwillie

Christopher Brooke

Tsili

Home Guard

→ Atlas

While shooting a fake, gritty, humanized, yet somehow more loyal to the source material, version of Garfield directed by the Coen brothers , the Critic reviews the live-action/CGI-animated film adaptation of Garfield . He states that it is the first time he actually hates anything in Garfield media, heavily panning the plot, acting, effects, jokes, product placement, romance and the fact that the title character is the only one in the movie that resembles his comic strip counterpart. Special criticism is reserved for the scenes where the audience is completely impressed with Odie merely bouncing on his hind-legs and a scene where the villain reveals that he hates Lasagna, which he felt was completely pointless, seeing how it adds nothing to the plot and is never brought up again.

Channel Awesome Tag: Bill Murray as Garfield: "Or, maybe I'll get a CAT scan. A Cat scan!"

North

Hino City Hall Tokyo Japan.jpg

Executive chairwoman

Win–loss record

Lagos, Lagos State, Nigeria

Garner
Cawley

China Road and Bridge Corporation

Muskingum Township

Western end of US 40 concurrency
Airport Road / Sonora Road

* All-Star
* Gold Glove Award
* 2× Home Run Derby champion
* AL Rookie of the Month
* All-World Baseball Classic Team

Historian

near Springfield

Doug Walker

Signed as exits 180A and 180B ; I-77 exits 44A-B

Jackson, Tom

Preble

To start off this year's Nostalgiaween, the Critic reviews Event Horizon , wondering why the film has a cult following. He criticizes the film for the CGI, the plot, the characters not knowing basic space science despite them being astronauts, and elements of the movie ripping off Alien and Doom. Special criticism is reserved for the fact that the film is portrayed more as a non-scary comedy film than an actual horror film like it's supposed to be. In the end of the review, the Critic talks about the gore scenes that were removed and censored before the film came out and felt that those scenes could have made the horror aspects of the film better.

Channel Awesome Tag: Jason Isaacs as D.J.: "Peters!"

Grapple/Grappel

Exits signed as 137A and 137B

"This is... 101.9 WKRP."

Willoughby

Lt. C.F. Adams†

Signed as exits 23A and 23B

Beth Elderkin, Jim Jarosz, Jason Laws, Rob Walker, Dayna Sterkowitz, Lewis Lovhaug, Barney Walker

Crawford

The Matrix

Kurtaj

Coach

Signed as exits 107A and 107B eastbound

Athlone, Ireland

The Smurfs

"Instant Karma!"

cesped000yoe

Southern terminus of concurrency with US 62; signed as exits 104A and 104B

McGhee

Signed as exits 91A and 91B westbound
Eastern end of I-71 concurrency

Lake

I. girardi

"Me Neither"

Hague Avenue
Indiana state line

Lovers Lane / Cole Avenue
in New Philadelphia

Western end of SR 49 concurrency; westbound exit and eastbound entrance only

Tommy Lasorda

Hilliard

Nanger Management

Storey

Kosciusko, Mississippi, U.S.

Grehan

Kathleen Smith

Houston Texans

Concord Township

Single Girl

Andrey Kashkar

Phone number

Chris DeStefanoAdam HoffmanMatt LipkinsJosh OsborneScott Schwartz

Sebastian Inosanto, Mary Arca Inosanto

Adam Tsekhman
Film poster

Moult

East 22nd Street

"For what it's worth, when Channel Awesome kept getting kicked off of YouTube, Blip was the site that allowed us to keep growing. We survived without youtube for several years because of them, and I am still grateful. It was a long run, Blip, thanks for the opportunity."

Violet
Springfield

Aurelius Township

Football, Basketball, Track & field, Soccer, Softball, Volleyball, Tennis, Baseball, Swimming & Diving, Golf,Cross Country, Badminton, and Water Polo

The Critic "reviews" Jurassic World , breaking his rule of not making episodes on films currently playing in theaters in protest to Universal Studios taking down the reviews on their movies from YouTube, including the other Jurassic Park films. Thus Jurassic World is recreated with improv sets, costumes and re-enactments, instead of scenes from the actual movie. He criticizes Vincent D'Onofrio's character, the romance subplot, and the typical stupidity of the human characters . Special criticism is aimed at the appearance of the dinosaurs themselves for looking like a mix of animatronics and CGI, the overall design and name of the Indominus rex, which he states its nothing more than an oversized raptor, and the decision to simply leave the other tourists trapped in a warehouse. However, he heavily praises the appearance of the titular park, the intensity of the pterosaur attack scene, and the final battle between the T. Rex, the Velociraptor and the Indominus , even declaring that all three factors more than make up for the film's flaws. He ultimately concludes that the film is the second-best of the Jurassic Park movies, but given his views of the other sequels, that such a distinction is not all that great, and that it is ultimately up to the individual moviegoers to decide whether or not the film is truly worth watching. He then considers reviewing Fifty Shades of Grey next, though Tamara strongly objects when she realizes that Critic and Malcolm want to have her re-enact scenes from that movie for the review.

Channel Awesome Tag: Malcolm Ray as Chris Pratt as Owen Grady: "I think it's part raptor!"

Cummins

Fairview

I-277 exits 4A-B; signed as exits 122A and 122B .

Lakewood

yoenis-cespedes

Harmony

ODOT
unbuilt

"We Danced"

toll

Amandla Stenberg

Walker

Signed as exits 184A and 184B eastbound
in Elyria Township

Cuyahoga

Cardinal direction change: westbound becomes northbound & southbound becomes eastbound

Adam Schlesinger, Mike Denneen, Chris Collingwood

Signed as exits 93A & 93B eastbound; I-270 exit 8.

Hall, Victor

Oprah Winfrey in 2014

Bowling Green
Franklin

AKTV

March 2015

Mound Street

successful IRA ambush and getaway

Community Radio

Brian Caesar

Continuation into West Virginia

American actress

Brad Paisley - We Danced.jpg

Paterson

true

South Side

Sir Raymond Gower

East end of SR 2 overlap; eastbound exit and westbound entrance

Ambrose

Oak City Media, Inc.

Wallings Road

Columbus

—Ogden Nash, Sport magazine

Live album

সারাহ বেগম

Footballer

"Just Another Day in Paradise"

Hopewell

Left

R. ropicoides

Signed as exits signed 44A and 44B ; I-70 exits 180A-B

Christopher N.L. Brooke

Rob Walker, Jim Jarosz, Amanda C. Miller

Rich Street, Town Street
Oxford

John William Patrick Smith

Winning %

National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum

Sutton

American football player

Eastern terminus of concurrency with SR 283;

Signed as exits 39A and 39B ; Only access to Taylor Station Road is northbound exit

Clay

Chester Avenue

Ghent Road

City symbols

I Feel Good

Eddie Redmayne as Balem Abrasax: "GO!!!"

Jackson Township

Western end of SR 11 concurrency; signed as exit 224 westbound

Ma Weiwei

Catherine Tate, Brett Goldstein & Dan Swimmer

The Day You Stop Looking Back

Cow and Chicken

McKinley Avenue – Lakewood

Location of Hino in Tokyo Metropolis

Coat of arms of Mexico .svg

Caouette, Gilles

South Vienna

Ehenzeeahneh

Warren Road

Morse Road

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray

Jefferson Township

lasord001tho

Johnson

Trikita Entertainment

Gold and White

Ozturk

Sports5 programming

Western terminus of concurrency with SR 2; sharp turn in both directions

Independence

Meng Chao

Exbard, Ido

South Arlington Road

Wheeling

We Danced

Doug Walker & Rob Walker

Jefferson via SR 46

Signed as exits 17A and 17B ; Cardinal direction change: northbound becomes eastbound & westbound becomes southbound

Joannie Taylor

The Critic does his annual nostalgic commercials review.

Commercials reviewed: ShowBiz Pizza Place promoting Dragon's Lair, Tiger Talkboy, Zest, SpaghettiOs, Bedtime Barbie, McDonalds "For Foods, Folks and Fun", Jared Fogle's Subway Ad , Bill Cosby's Pudding Pops , Ayds, Segata Sanshiro Sega Saturn campaign, A Troll in Central Park trailer, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers toys, Superman Peanut Butter, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Pokémon Red and Blue, Super Nintendo Super Scope, Workplace Safety & Insurance Board Sous chef accident PSA, Slim Jim featuring Randy Savage, Telephone Tammy

Special criticism is reserved for the Canadian PSA of when the sous chef gets into a horrible accident, which the critic finds it absolutely horrifying compared to the other Canadian PSAs which the Critic made a rant on Canada and calling the nation "sick" for its bad PSAs.

After a commercial for A Troll in Central Park passes, with him criticizing it some more, the Critic is constantly haunted by Don Bluth himself, who says that he's waiting. At the end of the video, the Critic has had enough of Bluth's sudden appearances and begs him what to do to make him stop. The video cuts to black with a To Be Continued, suggesting that the thing will be revealed next week.

Channel Awesome Tag: Bedtime Barbie Announcer: "Bedtime Barbie doll has a soft body!"

Tangled

Mexico

Signed as exits 35A , 35B and 35C southbound; Only access to Johnstown Road is northbound exit

Eastern terminus of SR 687

Mamma Mia!

by Phil Vassar

Archwood Avenue / Firestone Boulevard

Veterans Committee

Elyria

AKTV on IBC-13

Denholm

Signed as exits 22A and 22B

Nicoll

Mayor

Rossi
SCO

Address

Q is for Don Quixote

Hilliard–Rome Road

The Animatrix

Connie Mack

Crocker Road, Bassett Road- Bay Village, Westlake, North Olmsted

m/mackco01

Evgeniya Isayevna

The Critic reviews Christmas with the Kranks and considers it one of the worst Christmas films out there. He criticizes the film for the obnoxious acting, the humor, the weirdly timed music with certain scenes, the mob mentality of the neighbors, and the plot twists at the end of the film. Special criticism is reserved for the neighbors ganging up on the Kranks because of the Kranks' refusal to hang up a Frosty decoration.

Throughout the review, the Critic goes back in time to 2007 where he revisits his original format of no budget, no background actors like Malcolm and Tamara, and forced memes. However, when the Critic returns to 2015, he sees his past self appalled at the clipless reviews, new formats and tries to use the original format from pre-2013 Nostaglia Critc for a review of The Last Airbender, but the finished video is met with intense backlash, prompting the Critic to exposit on the nature of change being a natural part of growth and evolution - something he felt the film was trying to repress.

Channel Awesome Tag: M. Emmet Walsh as Walt Scheel: "What a jerk!"

White Pond Road / Mull Avenue

Rob Walker, Jim Jarosz, Jon Bailey

Eastern end of US 40 concurrency; eastbound exit and westbound entrance only

Signed as exits 180A and 180B eastbound

Signed as exits 112A and 112B eastbound

Silver

group_or_band

99C

single

A Murder Beside Yanhe River

Signed as exits 28A and 28B ; Eastern terminus of SR 710

German

mack--001con

Paula Inosanto, former wife Sue Inosanto

Rob Walker, Jim Jarosz, Jason Laws, Trevor Mueller, Beth Elderkin, Joanna Kay, Rob Scallon

Shares C-D roads with exit 30

Rondonia ropicoides

East 185th Street

Melanie Gill, Nathan Smith, Theo Smith.

Maple Avenue

Rooney

Jon Bailey, Jim Jarosz, Brad Jones

Exits signed as149A and 149B southbound

Israel

Bitton

Valley Township
Akron

2201 Encinal Avenue

I. delkeskampi

Wills

Nagel Road- Avon Lake, North Ridgeville, Avon
Leroy Township

Civil engineering, Infrastructure

Newburgh Heights
Salem Township

studio
featuring LunchMoney Lewis

Los Angeles, California, United States

British politician

The Haunted Mansion

Everhard Road Northwest / Whipple Avenue Northwest – North Canton, Westfield Belden Village

concur

Shanghai film Co., Ltd.

in Independence

Signed as exits 30A and 30B ; shares C-D roads with exit 33

Apocalypse Dreams

Northern terminus of concurrency with SR 21;northbound exit and southbound entrance

Rogic

Wang Fangfang

Wikipedia players' articles, Heart of Midlothian, Sky Sports

Broadway / Main Street

Ikorodu, Lagos State

Ashtabula

Michael Tapuach

Deer Creek

Robert Nelson

East 200th Street

highway, bridge, port, tunnel and drainage

Legend of Zorro

in North Ridgeville

Nicholson
McLean

Dover

We Wish You a Turtle Christmas

Céspedes with the New York Mets

Diane Taylor

Victor Hall (footballer)

Rondonia

Western end of SR 4 concurrency

Ido Exbard

Brent Black and various Channel Awesome contributors
Rob Walker, Jim Jarosz, Barney Walker

Francessca

Portage Street Northwest – North Canton

Öztürk

Cespedes, Yoenis

* Pittsburgh Pirates
* Philadelphia Athletics

New Concord

George and Julie Mosher

RhettAkinsGorley
Nicolle GalyonShane McAnallyJimmy Robbins

Jackson, Thomas Alexander

* Cleveland Browns
* Arizona Cardinals

Russian politician

Western terminus of concurrency with SR 283

Somerford

West 117th Street

at West Virginia state line

• Bird

Easbound exit and westbound entrance only

Cheng Taishen

Signed as exits 41A and 41B ; shares C-D roads with exit 43

Stenobiini

Elyria Township

Signed as exits 26A & 26B eastbound; I-71 north exit 119, south exits 119A-B.

Willoughby Hills

Tom Jackson

Cleveland-Massillon Road

McHattie

Mind Mischief

c/cespeyo01

Signed as exits 13A and 13B northbound

Brad PaisleyChris DuBois

Bolivar

Balatoni

Sestri Levante

Subsidiary of TAKKT AG, Stuttgart, Germany, a public company

Montecito, California, U.S. Lavallette, New Jersey, Telluride, Colorado, Maui, Hawaii, Chicago, Illinois, and Fisher Island, Florida

Alum Creek Drive – Obetz, Rickenbacker Int'l Airport

Anthem

The Critic reviews Mamma Mia! , to the irritation of Rob, Malcolm, and Tamara, who refuse to take part in the review. After insisting that it's possible to make a good chick flick he considers it a prime example of how bad chick flicks can get, heavily panning the plethora of chick flick cliches, lack of story and character development, bad singing performances and large number of song and dance numbers that have little to nothing to do with the story, even going so far as to say that Moulin Rouge! is a superior film for actually tying in the songs to the story the film was telling. Special criticism is reserved for the film's insulting portrayal of and overall attitude towards women. The only major positives he notes are the cinematography and the scenes between Amanda Seyfried's character and her three possible fathers , though he adds that the latter actually illustrates the film's main problem, as they're used to pad out the gaps between musical numbers instead of the other way around. After the review, the Critic finds everyone outside and learns that they're so convinced that no one will ever watch the review that they convince him to say something awful to the fans, only for his words to result in all of them being brutally beaten.

Note: Doug Walker posted on his Facebook that his brother said that Mamma Mia! is one of the top 3 worst movies they've ever reviewed for the Nostalgia Critic, putting it close to The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

Channel Awesome Tag: Amanda Seyfried as Sophie, Ashley Lilley as Ali, and Rachel McDowall as Lisa: "Dot, dot, dot!"

Grove City

Marie-Jose Sanselme

Sawmill Road – Columbus Zoo and Aquarium, Zoombezi Bay, Muirfield

The Critic reviews the third and final installment of the franchise, The Matrix Revolutions . He claims that this film focuses more on dull and repetitive dialogue than actual action, criticizing the scenery, the overlong scenes, what action there is for being as dull as the dialogue, and characters not showing much emotion. Special criticism is reserved for the final fight scene between Neo and Agent Smith as the Critic considers it underwhelming compared to the "burly brawl" between Neo and the Smith clones in Reloaded along with the boss fight against MegaSmith in the video game The Matrix: Path of Neo, while special praise is reserved for Smith's hilariously over-the-top laugh, as well as his line "Cookies need love like everything does". In the end, he feels that, while not good, the series still had a big impact on cinema and none of them, not even the third, is awful.

During the review, Agent Schmuck has revealed to have taken control of Malcolmus and Tamity , but in a strange twist, it's revealed that Agent Schmuck is actually a character from Dark City, who, after that flopped, made the series and later manipulated the Critic into making it popular again by reviewing it, much like what the Critic tried to do with Foodfight. Schmuck, however, is then defeated when Chester A. Bum gives the Critic a needle that allows him to ruin anything.

Channel Awesome Tag: Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith: “Cookies need love like everything does.”

Postponed due to adverse weather conditions

USA

RhettFrasureStapleton

Ma Ding
Wang Zhebin

April 2014

* 2× World Series champion
* 2× NL Manager of the Year
* Los Angeles Dodgers #2 retired

at Indiana state line

El Hassnaoui

John Lennon, Yoko Ono

Dunlop

Conquest of the Commercials
Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers, James Rolfe, Rob Walker

Canadian politician

Hall

Girard

Victor

On My Way to Absence

Like It's the Last Time

Georgesville Road

Northern terminus of concurrency with I-76; no exit number southbound

RhettAkinsRoss CoppermanHayslip

British Army

near Cambridge
Western end of I-71 concurrency; signed as exits 99A and 99B

Meshi Olinski

Jamie Taylor

Late 1950s–present; completed in 1975

Southbound exit and northbound entrance; northern terminus of SR 21

Trevor Mueller

"Give Peace a Chance"

Akron-Canton Regional Airport

Signed as exits 145A and 145B

West Virginia

The Critic reviews The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D . Though he considers it touching that director Robert Rodriguez made this in dedication to one of his son's ideas, he finds it a serious error in judgment for such a great director, criticizing the plot, acting, 3D and visual effects, pointless moments, and insulting message. However, he acknowledges that it has some good ideas and finds the performances of George Lopez and Jacob Davich as the villains hilariously bad. Special criticism is reserved for an effect during the final battle where the villain's head is engorged to a massive size, which scares the Critic so bad that he calls himself twenty minutes in the past to warn him and demand the D, which he quickly gets.

Channel Awesome Tag: Jacob Davich as Linus: "Send him to the principal's office and have him expelled!"

Hemmings

Inermoleiopus

Kouider-Aissa

Fairfield

"Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking for a Hand in the Snow)" by Yoko Ono

To express lanes only; Westbound exit and eastbound entrance

Inermoleiopus girardi

Doug Walker, Tamara Chambers

Northwest Township

Recipient of the Victoria Cross

Rineen ambush

Jim Jarosz, Rob Walker

Playing with Fire

Breuning, 1957

Cuyahoga Heights

Kansas City Athletics

Eastern terminus of concurrency with SR 2

Oliver

Tuttle Crossing Blvd

Exocentroides flavipennis

October 2015

Brooklyn Dodgers

Westlake

Pixels

Franklin Township

Lorain

English footballer

Southern terminus of concurrency with I-76; signed as exits signed as 125A and 125B northbound; no exit number northbound

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Jefferson

near Elyria

sharp turn in both directions

Christmas With The Kranks

CIF North Coast Section – ACCAL

Davidson Road

Neither Yankees nor years

Irish

Ukrainian

Martial arts Instructor, Actor

in Columbus twice

South

President Kent Anderson

Channel Awesome

New Philadelphia

Doug Walker, Tamara Chambers, & Malcolm Ray

Russia

Australia

Eastern end of SR 11 concurrency; signed as exit 228B westbound

West 14th Street / Abbey Avenue

Member of Parliament for Vale of Glamorgan

Dragon's Lair

"Stacy's Mom"

Philanthropy

El Carmelo, Colombia

I-77 highlighted in red

near St. Clairsville

Gilles

Signed as exits 129A and 129B

Mao Hai

Gahanna

The Critic and Cinema Snob review Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and for the third time, have scenes acted out by Malcolm, Tamara, Doug, and other cast members since the film is still in theaters. Although they like the new effects and characters and ultimately consider the movie good, they criticize the similarities to the original trilogy, the design of Supreme Leader Snoke, and the predictability of Han Solo's death. Special criticism is for how underwhelming the final climax is as it relates to Poe trying to destroy the new Death Star and Rey's battle with Kylo Ren.

Throughout the review, the Critic and Cinema Snob do the review in the style of The Star Wars Holiday Special, by staying at the special's Wookiee house and reenacting several bits from the special, with the Critic's idea that they can make a holiday special great if they do this holiday special exactly like the past holiday special. This causes both the Critic and Cinema Snob to realize that the whole thing with the movie's similarities to the original trilogy is not a problem and actually makes sense, as it proves that even though some things are too similar, the filmmakers can make something loyal and faithful to Star Wars, and the idea of repeating plot points in one movie will allow for new stuff to happen in the next movies.

At the end of the review, the Critic announces that January 2016 would be Shyamalan Month.

Channel Awesome Tag: Nostalgia Critic: "Channukah! "

border|22px Danny Allman†

in Columbus

Dann HuffJesse FrasureChris DeStefanoJoe London

Coat of arms of Mexico

TBA

Zanesville

Spittal

Grant Street / Wolf Ledges Parkway

Doug Walker, Brad Jones, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers, Rob Walker, Jim Jarosz, Barney Walker & KJ

Kirkwood

Liberty

Dan Inosanto

Summit
Tuscarawas

CR 114 –Fairview

off

Southern terminus of concurrency with US 250

I-90 map.svg

Eastern end of SR 49 concurrency; eastbound exit and westbound entrance only

Son / Daughter-in-Law

Southbound exit and northbound entrance

Signed as exits 108A and 108B westbound; I-270 exits 43A-B.

Group Managing Director

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Grant Avenue

"Denise"

Byesville

Djoum

The Critic reviews The Legend of Zorro . He considers it a dreadful sequel to one of the best action movies of the past few decades, heavily panning the story, severely toned down content from the first movie, the actions of the characters , the fact that no one seems to learn anything by the end, and the comedy, drama and action. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where the main character's son gets into a sword fight with his teacher using rulers before fleeing out the window, and for the complete hopeless nature of Nick Chinlund's character, even going so far as calling him the most useless villain ever.

Channel Awesome Tag: Nick Chinlund as Jacob McGivens: "Listen to me, you backwards-ass frog."

Nigerian businesswoman

Buaben

Jupiter Ascending

Folorunsho Alakija

Quarter-final, lost to Celtic

Japan

David FeissRobin Steele

Desire Be Desire Go

Anthropologist,journalist,explorer,filmmaker,actress

→ Assyriska FF

I-270 map.svg

Doug Walker, Tamara Chambers, Malcolm Ray

Loy

Christopher Harrison, Beth Elderkin, Joanna Kay, Taylor Chambers, Barney Walker

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Rosalind Clarke Brooke

Plain Township

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, & Tamara Chambers

Eastbound exit only

Guinness World Record "world's largest crocodile in captivity"

Modupe Alakija1976

Julio Tavarez

Obetz

Squad Number

Prospect Avenue

border|22px Ignatius O'Neill

Cliff Sarcona

Breuning, 1978

"Cold Turkey"

King

Breuning, 1958

Wilson

Robert Ithurburn

Planet of the Apes

Canton
Fleet Avenue

London, England]]

Magennis

Fifth Street

Unsigned for US 322

I shall never forget Connie Mack's gentleness and gentility.

T-Shirt

Hocus Pocus

Italy

101.9 WKRP

Arlington Road – Brookville

* Markiplier
* PewDiePie

Mentor

• Flower

Mad Max: Fury Road

Huang Haibing

Hubbard

The Critic reviews Pixels . Like the Jurassic World review, the review for Pixels has scenes acted out by Malcolm, Tamara, Doug, and other cast members since the film is still in theaters. The Critic criticizes the film for its dialogue , emotions of the characters, and the cast themselves . He also takes time to address the controversy surrounding the story for ripping off a Futurama episode, but addresses that other films have done it before and that it only matters what they do with the story. However, he offers mild praise to the visual effects and for a few jokes that were actually funny. Special criticism is reserved for the second half of the movie, especially the bits with the final battle and the romance between Josh Gad's character and a video game character. In the end, the Critic says that while the film is bad, it's not the worst Sandler film of all time, and he agrees with audiences that there have been so many bad Sandler films recently that enough is enough, and he wants Sandler to go back to his roots.

Channel Awesome Tag: Doug Walker as Kevin James: "Yay! Your president, Paul Blart, is gonna shoot up aliens!"

Shu Nan

Royal Irish Constabulary

Johnstown Road

Aitken

in Willoughby Hills

Westerville

Oakland Athletics

Signed as exits 52A and 52B westbound; Access to Scioto Downs

Headford Ambush

Signed as exits 105A and 105B

A photograph of Lolong during captivity

Wang Xingdong

Campechuela, Granma Province, Cuba

"Mexican Wine"

tom-lasorda

Hilliard Boulevard – Rocky River

Inermoleiopus delkeskampi

Martin Luther King Jr. Drive / University Circle

Lappin

Kirkersville

Beijing Guangying Siji Cultural Diffusion Co., Ltd

right

Oprah Winfrey

The Critic reviews The Animatrix . He considers it a fairly solid anthology, with some strong ideas and excellent animation, feeling that they redeem even the weakest stories.

Note: The episode is closer to the editorial episodes in style, without co-stars and sketches.

Carnegie Avenue

Miller Road

Children of the Corn

Signed as exit 165 eastbound

Win-Loss Record

Giora Bejach

* Oakland Athletics
* Boston Red Sox
* Detroit Tigers
* New York Mets

Barney Walker

RIC reprisals on local civilians

in Strongsville

* Washington Nationals
* Buffalo Bisons
* Pittsburgh Pirates
As Manager

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