Monroe's father comes to San Francisco on business, and the Rushes invite him to dinner. Monroe's joy quickly turns to devastation, however, when he later goes to his father's hotel room to return his wallet only to discover him having an affair.

Luck Be a Meerkat" "Just When You Thought You'd Cuisine It All

Had enough with Kyouya's frequent orders, Erika thinks about finding love and going out with someone for real. She finds herself being bullied by the back of a school building by some of Kyouya's fans. Just as it starts to get violent, Kimura, a kind boy, stops the girls from hurting Erika. After being bullied again, Kimura asks Erika to go out on the weekend while he cleans her wound in the nurse's office. Erika and Kimura meet on the weekend, but it turns out he only wanted to go out with her because she's Kyouya's girlfriend.

Henry is going up the wall with April keeping such late hours, spending time with her latest boyfriend. However, Henry and Muriel are in for a shock when they discover her boyfriend, Don is old enough to be her father. Henry puts his foot down and that's when Don asks April to move in with him, which she gladly accepts.

Yosemite Remedy" "Rafiki Fables: The Sky Is Calling

Henry is appalled when his 78-year-old father Huey comes for a visit and announces he's going to be marrying a woman half his age. Henry pleads with his father to reconsider, but the argument takes on a different tone when Huey announces his fiancée is pregnant.

Note: Ray Middleton, who portrayed Henry's father Huey in this episode and three other previous episodes, died approximately one month before the original air date of this episode.

Muriel's mother and Henry's mother-in-law Iris returns and announces that she is getting married again. The man and his adult son arrive at Henry's home to meet Iris' daughter and son-in-law, but Henry believes that he is after Iris just for her money. He decides to have a prenuptial agreement drafted for Iris and her fiancé to sign, agreeing for the marrieds-to-be to keep their own monetary assets in case they divorce; what Henry does not know until it is too late is that Iris' new man is actually a very wealthy Greek shipping magnate, and with the pre-nup signed, Iris is not entitled to his money if they divorce.
Monroe begins dating a woman named Linda, but the Rushes are shocked to discover she is twice Monroe's age. Henry becomes convinced that Linda is married, but he and Muriel soon learn the truth is much more complicated and possibly putting Monroe in a dangerous situation.

"Donna comes across as super confident, but underneath there is a teenager screaming out for love and affection, just a little too loudly."

Andy's motorized podium, America's New Oprah, Altered movie posters

Shopping Mauled: After Timon and Pumbaa accidentally find themselves in a shopping mall, they are spotted by the accident-prone penguin Irwin. Timon and Pumbaa try to evade him, but Irwin keeps pursuing them around the mall. This episode contains flashbacks to the episode Frantic Atlantic.

Library Brouhaha: At a library, Timon and Pumbaa try to catch a bookworm. After a long pursuit, the three accidentally find themselves in the world of books -- literally!

the Iraqi Civil War (2014–present) and the American-led intervention in Iraq (2014–present)

* Lunenburg, Nova Scotia
* Chester, Nova Scotia
* Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

Late-night Sonia Sotomayor nunchucks infomercial, Republican's negative Barack Obama ad, The Tonight Show Kiss Cam, Andy plays in the 2009 All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game

Raikes gives Sully and Dushane two weeks to retrieve the stash stolen by Kamale, a task that proves to be harder than originally thought. Meanwhile, Ra'Nell goes in to business with his mother's friend, Heather.

Muriel accepts a job offer to do a two week photo shoot in Palm Springs for a friend who has just had a facelift that makes her look fifteen years younger. Henry is shocked when Muriel returns from the trip with her face wrapped up and proclaiming she's just had a facelift of her own.

Madagascar About You: A lemur makes Pumbaa marry a pink female warthog. Timon tells Pumbaa that if he gets married, he will no longer do what he normally does with Timon. In order to not make that happen, Timon makes Pumbaa dirty and smelly during the wedding ceremony so that the bride calls the wedding off.

Truth or Zaire: While on the run from the adventurer Congo Quint, Timon and Pumbaa end up in baby clothes and are taken in by a ditzy mother gorilla. But how long can they keep up the farce until Congo Quint finds them?

Yummy Yummy Yummy: Timon and Pumbaa sing "Yummy Yummy Yummy" while eating some bugs and then fighting over a bug that happens to be a stinkbug.

Henry takes it upon himself to schedule Sara to go on a date with a well known baseball player, which she reluctantly agrees to. While the two click almost immediately, Henry demands Sara break off the relationship when he discovers the man is a cocaine addict.
Absent: Jim J. Bullock as Monroe Ficus; although, Monroe calls home at the end of the episode to tell Henry he somehow wound up in Mexico while going surfing.

;Top passers
*DET – Matthew Stafford – 32/53, 286 yards, 2 TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 14/18, 153 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*DET – Matthew Stafford – 4 rushes, 20 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 29 rushes, 134 yards
;Top receivers
*DET – Calvin Johnson – 10 rec, 83 yards, TD
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 2 rec, 58 yards

Henry helps Mr. Forester, an elderly man who occasionally provides Henry with neighborhood gossip, compose a personal ad to find a female companion. Mr. Forester convinces Henry to write romantic correspondence to a respondent on his behalf, only to become irate at Henry when he interprets a response from her as a marriage proposal.
Note: Lisa Antille does not appear

Stay Away from my Honey!" "Sitting Pretty Awful

;First quarter
*TEN – Harry Douglas 59-yard pass from Marcus Mariota , 13:28. Titans 7–0. 4 plays, 79 yards, 1:32.
*TEN – Rico Richardson 3-yard pass from Zach Mettenberger , 7:32. Titans 14–0. 7 plays, 20 yards, 3:53.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 33-yard field goal, 0:19. Titans 14–3. 12 plays, 65 yards, 2:26.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Dominique Williams 14-yard pass from Taylor Heinicke , 11:20. Titans 14–10. 8 plays, 80 yards, 3:40.
*TEN – Ryan Succop 40-yard field goal, 2:30. Titans 17–10. 4 plays, −11 yards, 1:00.
;Fourth quarter
*TEN – Phillip Supernaw 1-yard pass from Alex Tanney , 8:05. Titans 24–10. 12 plays, 94 yards, 7:01.
*MIN – Stefon Diggs 7-yard pass from Taylor Heinicke , 3:54. Titans 24–17. 4 plays, 26 yards, 1:04.

Orange Tabby cat Venus shows her kittens how to befriend a bearded dragon.Tiny Burmese kitten Alice leads her brothers to kitty wonderland. And a litter of Siberian kittens pals around with a miniature horse named Kitty.

Chris Myers, Ronde Barber and Jennifer Hale

Earl Barret & George Bloom Jerry Winnick

Jordan Schlansky vs. USC Marching Band, Twitter Tracker

Anya the Doberman pinscher and her human best friend, toddler Kaylee, have a big job keeping up with Anya's 12 new puppies. Runt beagle pup Roo hopes his nose will help him hunt with his sisters. Show dog Bichon Frise Angel breeds her champion brood.
Godiva Kiss, a Birman beauty queen, is raising three kittens who may follow in her royal footsteps. Tofu, a Cornish Rex kitten, and his siblings befriend Donna the Iguana. Cutie, a tortoiseshell cat is raising twin brothers that are nothing alike.

Steel Hog: Timon and Pumbaa accidentally bump into a group of Smell's Angels. Rather than killing Pumbaa for beating the leader of the gang in a fight, they ask him to join. While Pumbaa, with the nickname "Beef," is having tons of fun, Timon, with the nickname "Toothpick," misses the old days of Hakuna Matata.

Dealer's Choice Cut: Timon plays a game of poker with some of the jungle animals. When Pumbaa is put up for bid against a man from a meat producing business who wins, Timon must rescue Pumbaa from being made into someone's lunch.

A message from All on TV, Conan takes Pierre Bernard out to a Greek diner, A rebuttal from Conan's father, Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog at the Bonnaroo Music Festival

The Church in itself, its sole salvific role as the one, true and complete Christian faith, also in relation to ecumenism among other religions, in relation to the modern world, renewal of consecrated life, liturgical disciplines, etc.

A special edition, revisiting now grown litters of Rhodesian Ridgebacks, Portuguese Water Dogs and Dachshunds.

Guest: Arlene Tur

Challenge: New Jersey is home to more luxury cars than anywhere else in America. Tanner , Rutledge and Adam head to the Hamptons to see if they can pass off these cars to locals.

Feature: Tanner puts the new 911 GT2RS through its paces.

Four Constitutions:
* Sacrosanctum Concilium
* Lumen gentium
* Dei verbum
* Gaudium et spes
Three Declarations:
* Gravissimum educationis
* Nostra aetate
* Dignitatis humanae
Nine Decrees:
* Inter mirifica
* Orientalium Ecclesiarum
* Unitatis redintegratio
* Christus Dominus
* Perfectae caritatis
* Optatam totius
* Apostolicam actuositatem
* Ad gentes
* Presbyterorum ordinis

Bored by another day of testing, Lewis and Jenson discover that their cars can travel at speed in reverse, much to Professor M's annoyance.

Everyone but Henry gets caught up in scratch off lottery fever, and Lisa is excited when her single ticket wins $5. However, things quickly get out of hand when she secretly begins spending entire paychecks on more lottery tickets.

Breaking Weather News, Newark feud update, Conan Freckle Registry commercial

While Monroe is alone at the newspaper office, a dock worker storms in wanting to blow the whistle on his employer for dumping chemicals into the Bay. Monroe sees it as his chance to make a name for himself, but has a difficult decision to make when the newspaper is sued and the district attorney demands he name his source for the story.

Mozam-Beaked: A woodpecker wakes Timon and Pumbaa from their nap under their favorite tree. The two try to stop the woodpecker from eating the tree.

Ocean Commotion: After almost getting thrown off a cruise ship due to being stowaways, Timon and Pumbaa once again meet Speedy the Snail. However, a diamond collector tries to obtain Speedy's shell and turn it into an earring for his wife. Can Timon and Pumbaa save Speedy in time?

Tonight Show Mini-Dose of Joy , Norm's long joke, Iceroad Tollbooth Operator
Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts, Andy on Celebrity Jeopardy!

In this best-of episode: Bold little Maine coon kitten Lulu tries to help her dad get along with her siblings. Persian kittens prepare to be like their show cat mom, Truly Elegant. Siberian twins Mittens and Socks are rescued from the closet by Maksim, the cat of the house.

Muriel sets up Sara on a blind date with an ad agency partner named Bob. On their seventh date, Sara invites Bob to a special dinner in her apartment. When Henry invites himself and Muriel as guests, Henry's fear is confirmed when Sara says she has asked Bob to move in with her.

Chris Myers, Ronde Barber and Holly Sonders

Newly discovered Mozart song , Michael Phelps Blew Off the Pope, Max Is Back!, Ashton Kutcher and Bob Saget try to get into the studio, Conan, Please Blow Up My Car! contest introduction

prince de Bénévent Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

Okay Bayou: A wise, french-speaking possum guides Timon and Pumbaa through the Louisiana Bayou to reach the great "Boudreaux."

Shake Your Djibouti: Timon tries to whip Simba into shape when a 40-foot tall monster is on the loose.

Henry and Monroe find a bag containing $110,000 of cash under Henry's car while at the mall. However, a tense situation quickly develops when they can't agree on what should be done with it.
Note: Though this episode was broadcast during the fifth season, it was originally produced for the fourth season.

;First quarter
*DET - Lance Moore pass from Matthew Stafford for 20 yards. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 10 plays, 80 yards, 5:31. Lions 7–0.
*CHI - Robbie Gould 27 yard field goal. Drive: 10 plays, 71 yards, 4:41. Lions 7–3.
;Second quarter
*CHI - Jeremy Langford 1 yard rush. Robbie Gould kick is good. Drive: 10 plays, 67 yards, 4:51. Bears 10–7.
*DET - Timothy Wright pass from Matthew Stafford for 8 yards. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 6 plays, 79 yards, 3:31. Lions 14–10.
*CHI - Robbie Gould 23 yard field goal. Drive: 10 plays, 72 yards, 4:27. Lions 14–13.
*DET - Golden Tate pass from Matthew Stafford for 2 yards. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 12 plays, 85 yards, 3:57. Lions 21–13.
;Third quarter
*CHI - Robbie Gould 38 yard field goal. Drive: 4 plays, 1 yard, 1:30. Lions 21–16.
*DET - Matt Prater 39 yard field goal. Drive: 6 plays, 59 yards, 4:07. Lions 24–16.
;Fourth quarter
*CHI - Alshon Jeffery pass from Jay Cutler. Robbie Gould kick is good. Drive: 3 plays, 21 yards, 1:31. Lions 24–23.
*CHI - Matt Forte 2 yard rush. Matt Forte pass from Jay Cutler two-point conversion is good. Drive: 7 plays, 24 yards, 3:09: Bears 31–24.
*DET - Matt Prater 32 yard field goal. Drive: 13 plays, 67 yards, 5:04. Bears 31–27.
*DET - Calvin Johnson pass from Matthew Stafford for 6 yards. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 5 plays, 66 yards, 2:02. Lions 34–31.
*CHI - Robbie Gould 29 yard field goal. Drive: 3 plays, 69 yards, 0:21. Tied 34–34.
;Overtime
*DET - Matt Prater 27 yard field goal. Drive: 8 plays, 77 yards, 3:54. Lions 37–24.

Alcatraz Mataz: After being unfairly accused of committing a crime, Timon and Pumbaa are thrown into jail. In order to clear their names, the two plan a desperate escape into the wild, where they can search for the true criminal, which is Toucan Dan.

Oahu Wahoo: While Timon and Pumbaa are relaxing on an island, a tiki statue named Bahuka comes out of a volcano and gives Timon orders. Pumbaa thinks Timon is crazy when he follows the orders.

In Japan, Professor M shows off his latest creation: RTD-1, an android test driver capable of learning as he develops. M wants Lewis and Jenson to work alongside RTD-1, but Lewis and Jenson teach him how to race.

New NBC Show, CoCo Does Porno, Classic Tonight Show Moment, Conan Sells the Show, Andy's Letter

Mojave Desserted" "Rafiki Fables: Beauty and the Wildebeest

Henry witnesses an armed robbery and is the only person who can identify the suspect. He fears for his family's safety when the suspect is bailed out after threatening to have him killed.

Eric Hoffman gets kidnapped by Nike personnel, Conan visits the prop house, Noches de Pasion con Señor O'Brien

Week Four: Detroit Lions at Seattle Seahawks – Game summary

Iris falls in love with a man she meets at a soup shop who claims to be an investment banker, and he invites Henry and Muriel to join them for dinner at an expensive restaurant. When Muriel discovers a dark secret about the man, she and Henry must come up with a strategy on how to handle the situation.

Deal Or No Deal, Slow News Day, staff writer Deon Cole declares Conan a ho

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 46-yard field goal, 11:59. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 7 plays, 54 yards, 3:01
*MIN – Zach Line 1-yard run , 4:07 Vikings 9–0. Drive: 5 plays, 38 yards, 2:11
*TB – Patrick Murray 32-yard field goal, 0:36. Vikings 9–3. Drive: 9 plays, 64 yards, 3:31
;Second quarter
*MIN – Cordarrelle Patterson 21-yard pass from Shaun Hill , 11:44. Vikings 16–3. Drive: 3 plays, 23 yards, 0:53
*MIN – Adam Thielen 15-yard pass from Shaun Hill , 3:45. Vikings 23–3. Drive: 4 plays, 34 yards, 2:06
*TB – Jameis Winston 8-yard run , 1:04. Vikings 23–9. Drive 9 plays, 76 yards, 2:41
;Third quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 42-yard field goal, 13:05. Vikings 26–9. Drive 4 plays, −1 yards, 0:40
*TB – Mike James 3-yard run , 7:56. Vikings 26–16. Drive: 7 plays, 31 yards, 2:19
;Fourth quarter
*None.

Klondike Con: While mining for gold in the Klondike, Timon and Pumbaa join forces with a friendly man named Courteous Quint, who is Claim Jumper Quint in disguise. Although Quint repeatedly fakes saving Timon's life, Timon refuses to trust him.

Isle Find Out: After observing a colony of flamingos standing still for hours, Timon becomes obsessed with finding out what they are up to.

Guest: Patrick Warburton

The hosts each select a modern day version of a classic American muscle car to see if they're deserving of the muscle car name. Rutledge chose the 2012 Dodge Challenger SRT8. Adam chose the 2012 Ford Mustang GT. Tanner chose the 2012 Chevrolet Camaro SS.

*Challenge 1: The hosts drive 20 miles compete in a drag race at the L.A. River. They used the classic version of their cars and switched to the modern day cars at the halfway mark. Rutledge began in the 1970 Dodge Challenger, Adam in the 1970 Ford Mustang Boss 302 and Tanner in the 1969 Chevrolet Camaro SS. Winner: Tanner

*Challenge 2: The hosts drive 60 miles to a drive-in movie theater in Riverside, CA. The hosts had to complete a slalom circuit in the parking lot followed by a 360 degree turn around a flag followed by a race back to the finish line, all while connected to an electronic muscle stimulator. Winner: Adam

*Challenge 3: The hosts drive to the Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, CA. They each have to try to achieve as close to the top speed of their car as possible, which was set earlier by The Stig. Winner: Rutledge

Race: Tanner and Rutledge head to the old west in souped up Mustangs to have a relay race against two riders on horseback from Dead Horse Point State Park to the Colorado River. Rutledge chose the 2012 Roush Stage 3 Mustang and Tanner chose the 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302.

Guest: Edward Burns

The hosts must learn to drive big rigs in one afternoon, then must complete a series of challenges in their trucks.

*Challenge 1: Drive forward 100 yards from a parking space, then reverse back into the parking space. Winner: Rutledge

*Challenge 2: From a standing stop, and starting on a 15% incline, drive forward without rolling back and destroying the driver's watch, cell phone and glasses. Winner: Rutledge

*Challenge 3: A three lap race around an oval track to simulate two lane traffic. Winner: Tanner

*Challenge 4: Drive 40 miles on an open road to deliver fragile cargo; the driver with the least amount of damage to their cargo wins. Tanner carried a dining table complete with food, wine and water glasses. Adam carried pianos, bowling balls and shelves of paint cans with the lids open. Rutledge carried lighted barbecues and boxes of fireworks. Winner: Tanner

After Heather has shown him the flat she hopes to buy with her drug money, Ra'Nell welcomes his mother home. Dushane and Sully kidnap Kamale's cousin in order to force Kamale out of hiding, but things don't according to plan, and the boys end up with a body on their hands. Sully visits his daughter.

;Top passers
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 19/30, 246 yds, 2 TD, 2 INT
* SD – Philip Rivers - 35/42, 404 yds, 2 TD, 2 INT
;Top rushers
* DET – Ameer Abdullah - 7 rushes, 50 yds, 1 TD
* SD – Melvin Gordon - 14 rushes, 51 yds
;Top receivers
* DET – Eric Ebron - 4 catches, 53 yds, 1 TD
* SD – Keenan Allen - 15 catches, 166 yds
;Top tacklers
* DET – Rashean Mathis - 8 tackles
* SD – Eric Weddle - 7 tackles

Professor M introduces 4 times world champion Alain Prost as a close friend of his, where they would rebound off each other on a number of occasions. However, the old man mentions a series of races during the 1984 Formula One season that ultimately set the difference between the two Professors.
Debut: Alain Prost as Himself

NOTE: Episode uncompleted due to O'Brien suffering a concussion while performing a bit with Teri Hatcher. Episode #42 was aired instead.

Sara is given the opportunity to audition to become a news anchor at her station, and feels she is a shoo-in if she wears the right outfit, despite the fact Jackie exposes her total lack of preparedness for the job. Henry tries to rein in her expectations after he meets the woman she will be competing with, who is very experienced but not photogenic.

Sleep American, the Appalachian Trail Visitors' Bureau, Universal Studio's King Kong attraction, A Message from All on TV, In the Year 3000

Upon returning from his father Huey's well attended and upbeat funeral, Henry makes the realization that his own funeral won't be memorable because he only has one close friend, Herb. He decides to ask Herb to deliver his eulogy, which turns out of be a big mistake.

Henry and Muriel become excited about the possibility that their son could be a genius when they discover Andrew can read even though he hasn't turned three years old yet. Henry is eager to enroll him in a school for gifted children, but Muriel becomes dead set against it when she learns Andrew would have to live at the school.

Note: The school for gifted children that Henry and Muriel try to get Andrew accepted into was named "The Davenport Project", which was named after the episode's writer, Bill Davenport.

Madagascar About You" "Truth or Zaire" "Song: Yummy Yummy Yummy

Pit bull puppy Thor discovers an urban paradise where it can be free; Collie pup Little Magic must learn to keep up with her pack mates; Chinese Crested puppies Bella and Buttons, though opposite in appearance, team up against a strange new creature.

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord signature.svg

Kelsey Grammer, Major Brian Dennis and Nubs

Kevin Burkhardt, John Lynch and Pam Oliver

Timon's Time Togo: Under a shady tree in hot weather on what he believes to be a Wednesday afternoon, Timon eats a toxic bug and dies. He is destined for Heck, but gets a second chance so an angel agrees to send him back to earth so that he can do one good deed to enter heaven Timon resolves to never again do any good deeds, since that tactic will ensure he'll live forever.

The Law of the Jungle: Timon breaks the law by using a certain stick to scratch his back. He is brought before a court of law where he must prove his guilt or innocence as punishment.

Just before heading off on a Las Vegas vacation, Henry reluctantly lends $100 to Sara, April, and Monroe so they can start a business selling home-baked cookies using Grandma Rush's recipe. However, a promising and profitable start quickly turns into a disaster that includes a trashed kitchen, hefty fines, a potential lawsuit, and a visit from the immigration service.

Blue and Black Lager Fake Ad, William Shatner reading Sarah Palin's tweets, Conan House-Hunts with Jordan Schlansky

The Rushes are shocked when the city proposes to demolish their entire neighborhood to build a new BART subway station. Henry is conflicted when Monroe informs him that he could have his house declared an historical landmark because it used to be a famous brothel that was visited by a former president.
George Yanok, Bill Davenport, Aaron Ruben, George Tricker & Neil Rosen

Common Scents: When a rich man named Donny Gofigure smells Pumbaa's gas odor, he finds Pumbaa and suggests that the warthog starts a business selling perfume and become famous, much to Timon's jealousy.

Mister Twister: Timon and Pumbaa need a job in order to raise the membership fee for the "Bug Of The Month" club. When all of Pumbaa's ideas go wrong, Timon suggests becoming tornado watchers, which falls to pieces when a real twister comes along.

;Top passers
* PHI – Mark Sanchez - 19/27, 199 yards, 2 TDs
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 27/38, 337 yards, 5 TDs
;Top rushers
* PHI – Kenjon Barner - 7 carries, 30 yards
* DET – Ameer Abdullah - 16 carries, 30 yards
;Top receivers
* PHI – Jordan Matthews - 3 receptions, 60 yards, 1 TD
* DET – Calvin Johnson - 8 receptions, 93 yards, 3 TDs
;Top tacklers
* PHI – Walter Thurmond III - 6 tackles, 3 assists
* DET – Tahir Whitehead - 4 tackles, 2 assists

Conan at the Foley stage, Glen Campbell's mugshot, Conan's Tabloid Moment

Week Fifteen: Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Fart Party IX: Boner's Revenge, Conan's Tabloid Moment, Paris Hilton stops by unannounced, Interview with North Dakota's State Budget Manager, Calls from moms

Sam Greenbaum & Bill Davenport Sam Greenbaum

Artistic Irish terriers meet their troublesome teen brother; eight corgis help out on the farm; an Akita puppy finds her place among her three tough brothers.
Nanook, a shy Chinook, is the only boy in a litter of four, training to be a sled dog. Rocky, the Labradoodle, and his brother Stanley grow up poolside. And Rollo and Pickles are wiener dogs who aspire to be athletes like their mom, a champion hotdog.

;First quarter
*No scoring
;Second quarter
*SEA - Doug Baldwin 24 yard pass from Russell Wilson. Steven Hauschka kick is good. Drive: 6 plays, 67 yards, 2:59. Seahawks 7–0.
*DET - Matt Prater 41 yard field goal. Drive: 12 plays, 57 yards, 5:40. Seahawks 7–3.
*SEA - Steven Hauschka 51 yard field goal. Drive: 10 plays, 46 yards, 4:16. Seahawks 10–3.
;Third quarter
*SEA - Steven Hauschka 52 yard field goal. Drive: 8 plays, 30 yards, 3:49. Seahawks 13–3.
;Fourth quarter
*DET - Caraun Reid 27 yard fumble return. Matt Prater kick is good. Seahawks 13–10.

Lemonade Stand Off: Timon and Pumbaa decide to start a lemonade stand. They then decide to go their separate ways and each start their own stand and spend all of their time trying to keep the other from sabotaging their stand. It turns out their lemonade is terrible.

Big Jungle Game: Pumbaa joins an olympic jungle game to live out his dream.

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 28-yard field goal, 1:12. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 10 plays, 65 yards, 5:58.
;Second quarter
*DAL – Terrance Williams 60-yard pass from Tony Romo , 14:48. Cowboys 7–3. Drive: 3 plays, 72 yards, 1:24.
*MIN – Cordarrelle Patterson 107-yard kickoff return , 14:35. Vikings 10–7. Drive: 0 plays, 0 yards, 0:13.
*DAL – Lucky Whitehead 8-yard pass from Tony Romo , 8:59. Cowboys 14–10. Drive: 2 plays, 23 yards, 0:39.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 45-yard field goal, 1:00. Cowboys 14–13. Drive: 7 plays, 26 yards, 2:24.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Dominique Williams 3-yard run , 8:58. Vikings 21–14. Drive: 6 plays, 73 yards, 2:23.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Joe Banyard 7-yard run, , 2:57. Vikings 28–14. Drive: 7 plays, 52 yards, 3:21.

Henry and Muriel regrettably decide to forego an evening of romance in order to help Herb and his wife Marsha with their marriage problems. The next day, Muriel comes up with a plan to use that disastrous experience to trick Herb and Marsha into seeking professional help.

;First quarter
*DET - Ameer Abdullah 24 yard rush. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 8 plays, 80 yards, 4:14. Lions 7–0.
*SD - Josh Lambo 32 yard field goal. Drive: 13 plays, 73 yards, 7:02. Lions 7–3.
;Second quarter
*DET - Glover Quin 31 yard interception return. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 3 plays, 9 yards, 1:32. Lions 14–3.
*DET - Eric Ebron pass from Matthew Stafford for 18 yards. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 4 plays, 46 yards, 2:06. Lions 21–3.
*SD - Danny Woodhead 9 yard rush. Josh Lambo kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 80 yards, 3:47. Lions 21–10.
;Third quarter
*SD - Josh Lambo 25 yard field goal. Drive: 12 plays, 73 yards, 5:39. Lions 21–13.
*SD - Stevie Johnson pass from Philip Rivers for 12 yards. Josh Lambo kick is good. Drive: 3 plays, 16 yards, 1:12. Lions 21–20.
;Fourth quarter
*SD - Ladarius Green pass from Philip Rivers for 13 yards. Josh Lambo kick is no good. Drive: 7 plays, 70 yards, 3:52. Chargers 26–21.
*SD - Danny Woodhead 1 yard rush. Josh Lambo kick is good. Drive: 11 plays, 86 yards, 6:18. Chargers 33–21.
*DET - Theo Riddick 21 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 83 yards, 1:29. Chargers 33–28.

Mrs. Stinson hires her niece Jennifer as an intern, and immediately begins taking her advice over Henry's. He becomes convinced that she is being groomed to replace him, and is faced with a difficult decision when Jennifer wants him to publish her sub-standard front page story.

Conan meets the neighbors, Tonight Show Traffic-copter

Pig-Malion: Timon and Pumbaa enroll in a hedgehog professor's university where Pumbaa is smart and Timon procrastinates.

Why No Rhino: Timon and Pumbaa run a safari to get money from a rich couple, even if it's finding the rare Blue Rhino.

Never Everglades" "The Laughing Hyenas: Cooked Goose

Henry is excited about the possibility of receiving an honorary Doctor of Arts degree from the University of South Cavena if he donates his drawings to the school. However, he is devastated when the selection committee unexpectedly rejects his donation.

Raisin, a wrinkled Shar Pei, guards his toys from siblings Peaches and Pancake. Scout, a brave young Cairn Terrier, attempts an adventure all on his own. And Peanut, the smallest of a litter of Boxers, is steered to glory by his grandfather.

Week Eleven: Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Russia Hour: Timon and Pumbaa visit Pumbaa's ballet-dancing Uncle Boaris for his grand performance, but a reckless act by Timon sends Boaris to the hospital, leaving it up to Pumbaa to learn ballet and give the performance in a week's time.

You Ghana Join the Club: After being thrown out of their favourite relaxing spot by a pesky group of ground squirrels, the TEDs, Timon and Pumbaa are forced to perform a series of tasks involving a vicious lion in order to get back inside. Eventually, the enraged lion sees through the TEDs' game and declares all out war against them.

Star-struck Snow is a Great Pyrenees puppy who dreams of following in her movie star mom's paw prints. A pair of Border Collie pups will need to be brave if they're going to be champion herders. And a Scottish Terrier tries to win over the resident cat.

The Real Parts of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Anti Arnold ad, Getting to know Ronnie Gutierrez, In the Year 3000

Henry is outraged to learn that Monroe took home no pay on his last paycheck due to his employer's frivolous payroll deductions, and convinces him to demand a raise so he can pay the rent. However, the advice backfires when Monroe gets fired, and he becomes a nuisance around the apartment as he makes more money collecting unemployment.

Animal Barn: Pumbaa competes with the titleholder to win the Mr. Pig contest. Pumbaa is continuously beaten in the individual competitions, so Timon secretly cheats to make Pumbaa win.

Roach Hotel: Timon and Pumbaa are hired to remove two cockroaches from "the cleanest hotel in the world" but are instructed to keep the hotel spotless while doing so if they wish to eat the cockroaches afterwards.

In this clip show, Monroe is away taking care of his ill father, and Henry has been feeling depressed. He insists it has nothing to do with Monroe's absence, but his family tries to convince him otherwise through the use of flashbacks.
Note: Though this episode was broadcast during the fifth season, it was originally produced for the fourth season; as a result, this episode only features clips from the first four seasons.

The Spy's the Limit: After injuring a secret agent, Timon and Pumbaa use his stuff in order to stop Count Down from destroying the sun.

Ready, Aim, Fire: Somewhere in the north, Timon and Pumbaa stumble upon a campfire. However, they end up in between extinguishing the fire to prevent getting in trouble with Smolder the Bear and relighting the fire for a French-like Quint.

Conan's and "Andy's" Wax Figures, In the Year 3000

While Iris is visiting the Rushes, her scheming former boyfriend Paul shows up and asks her and the Rushes to pose as his wife and family in an attempt to convince his long lost son that he has a stable home life. However, when the man proposes a business venture, Paul soon finds out they both have a lot in common.

When a showcase for rock-and-roll musicians is dropped from an upcoming local music festival by the city council, a famous music duo named Dudley and Bond come to the paper to state their case and asks Henry to print a letter written by them in the paper that he doesn't approve of; Monroe finds out about the two men's plight and has them come to Henry's house, believing he can convince him to write a critical editorial of the decision in the paper, not knowing that Henry already rejected the men's request.
Note: The episode was dedicated to the memory of Arne Sultan, who co-developed the series and served as the show's writer and executive producer with Earl Barret until the end of the fourth season; Sultan died in March 1986 at the age of 60.

Fox' depiction of Barack Obama's first pitch at the All-Star game, Lindsey Graham asks Sonia Sotomayor questions, Obamanopoly, Knight Rider studio, Celebrity Misquotes

;Top passers
*SD – Philip Rivers – 21/34, 246 yards, TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 13/24, 121 yards
;Top rushers
*SD – Melvin Gordon – 14 rushes, 51 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 20 rushes, 126 yards, 2 TD
;Top receivers
*SD – Keenan Allen – 12 rec, 133 yards, 2 TD
*MIN – Mike Wallace – 3 rec, 49 yards

FiatChrysler Jeep, Iran Presidential Debate, David Hasselhoff as spokesman of World Oceans Day, Andy'll Try It!: Bakon Vodka, Donald Trump classes up Conan's parking space

In this "Best of" episode, viewers get a glimpse of the most adorable inter-species animal friendships. From roly-poly Ragdoll kittens and their German Shepherd playmate, to mini-Australian Shepherds and their quacking duckling pals, it's an extravaganza of cute.
The coming-of-age stories of three litters are featured; three sweet puppies keep their Jack Russell Terrier mother active; a Portuguese Water Dog find out that her litter may not be too fond of water; a Bullmastiff mother's four puppies keep growing.

Audience Plugs, Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant
Classic Tonight Show Moment, Norm Macdonald brings Conan a gift basket

;First quarter
*DEN – Brandon McManus 33-yard field goal, 8:16. Broncos 3–0. Drive: 7 plays, 48 yards, 3:05.
;Second quarter
*DEN – Ronnie Hillman 72-yard run , 11:24. Broncos 10–0. Drive: 1 play, 72 yards, 0:11.
*DEN – Brandon McManus 47-yard field goal, 5:57. Broncos 13–0. Drive: 6 plays, 28 yards, 3:47.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 38-yard field goal, 1:39. Broncos 13–3. Drive: 13 plays, 60 yards, 4:18.
*MIN – Mike Wallace 4-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 0:12. Broncos 13–10. Drive: 2 plays, 27 yards, 0:11.
;Third quarter
*DEN – Owen Daniels 1-yard pass from Peyton Manning , 11:10. Broncos 20–10. Drive: 8 plays, 80 yards, 3:50.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 48-yard run , 10:01. Broncos 20–17. Drive: 9 plays, 97 yards, 4:48.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 33-yard field goal, 5:11. Tied 20–20. Drive: 7 plays, 38 yards, 3:56.
*DEN – Brandon McManus 39-yard field goal, 1:51. Broncos 23–20. Drive: 9 plays, 55 yards, 3:20.

;Top passers
* MIN – Teddy Bridgewater - 25/35, 316 yards, 2 TDs
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 18/26, 256 yards, 2 TDs
;Top rushers
* MIN – Adrian Peterson - 19 carries, 98 yards
* DET – Ameer Abdullah - 8 carries, 43 yards
;Top receivers
* MIN – Stefon Diggs - 6 receptions, 108 yards, 1 TD
* DET – Eric Ebron - 5 receptions, 89 yards, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* MIN – Harrison Smith - 5 tackles, 4 assists
* DET – Josh Bynes - 5 tackles, 2 assists

Guest: Steve Schirripa

Challenge: The presenters construct replicas of their favorite Hollywood cars and put them through various challenges to see whose is best. Rutledge wins the first contest of braking after reaching a speed of 88 mph. Adam and Tanner's cars fail to even get up to 88 mph and crash through the barrier. Tanner wins the Rockford Turn contest. Adam's car is proven to be the worst pick for a $2000 budget and Rutledge wins the final challenge of outlasting the Stig in a car chase.

Feature: Tanner reviews the new Subaru Impreza WRX STI and races the car through a ghost town against X-Games dirt bike champion Cam Sinclair.

Featured are the epic adventures that take place during the first few months in the lives of Savannah, Siberian and Shorthaired kittens; cats grow up in a house full of guinea pigs, turtles and mice and run off to discover surprising, new territory.

April's father sends her his baby grand piano, and she takes up Monroe's offer to move it into the apartment with the help of a large friend for $20. This proves to be a big mistake when everyone gets trapped in the apartment just as Muriel begins feeling labor pains and Henry's just-married friend becomes desperate to be reunited with his bride.

Super Hog-O: After an inspiration from a Lightning Lard comic, Pumbaa becomes a superhero.

Don't Have the Vegas Idea: To get money for lobsters , Timon and Pumbaa get jobs in an act involving White Lions.

Interview with Obama family, In the Year 3000, Penny designs

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Dexter, a Bulldog who has aspirations to rise above his lazy siblings attempts to prove himself on the agility course. Then, a pack of pups who were rescued from the city streets find themselves in a barnyard full of strange beasts.

Andrew accidentally becomes exposed to the chicken pox, which Henry has never had. After exhausting all other options, Henry is forced to move in with Iris, and proceeds to interfere with her social life.
Absent: Jim J. Bullock as Monroe Ficus

Robinson was injured making this block against Deandre Mathieu

Standard Poodle Bebe wants to explore her country home, but brother Percy keeps holding her back. Basset Hound Max follows his nose to an unlikely friendship. And a hapless bull terrier mother tries to reign in her pups' boundless energy.

Juvan Bermil and Charles Alabado, Kubot: The Aswang Chronicles

Conan and Andy go canoeing, Trull Busters!, Noches de Pasion con Señor O'Brien

;Top passers
*PIT – Landry Jones – 16/32, 135 yards
*MIN – Mike Kafka – 7/10, 66 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*PIT – Dri Archer – 4 rushes, 24 yards
*MIN – Matt Asiata – 6 rushes, 30 yards
;Top receivers
*PIT – Shakim Phillips – 2 rec, 43 yards
*MIN – MyCole Pruitt – 4 rec, 51 yards, TD

Henry is excited to discover his favorite novelist subscribes to his newspaper, and eagerly accepts his offer to write an article during a dinner date. However, Henry finds himself conflicted when he discovers the man does all of his writing while he's drunk.

;Top passers
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 22/25, 254 yards, 3 TDs
* NO – Drew Brees - 34/52, 341 yards, 3 TDs
;Top rushers
* DET – Ameer Abdullah - 9 carries, 77 yards
* NO – Tim Hightower - 13 carries, 54 yards
;Top receivers
* DET – Eric Ebron - 4 receptions, 79 yards
* NO – Brandin Cooks - 10 receptions, 124 yards
;Top tacklers
* DET – Stephen Tulloch - 7 tackles, 2 assists
* NO – Kenny Vaccaro - 7 tackles

How to Beat the High Costa Rica: After accidentally returning a stolen fortune to escaped convict, Criminal Quint, Timon and Pumbaa resolve to steal the money back themselves instead of going to the police.
Swiss Missed: When a much-loved clock breaks down whilst the respected timekeeper is away thanks to Timon's Hakuna Matata lectures, Timon and Pumbaa resolve to track him down to fix it before rival timekeeper Clockwork Quint has him fired and ruined.

Beethoven's Whiff: Timon is trying to conduct Beethoven's Fifth Symphony, but Pumbaa keeps messing everything up, leading the two to be forced by Simba and Rafiki to clean up the mess they made.

Bumble in the Jungle: In this Fantasia-esque episode, Timon and Pumbaa try to catch a bumblebee.

Mind Over Matterhorn: In order to get to Paris, France, Timon and Pumbaa attempt to get past a billy goat toll guard in numerous way, by trying to show him the right papers.

Checking in on Max in Europe, Dumbledore hits Hollywood, Conan and Andy dub Ghost in the Shell at Manga Entertainment

Henry's father, Huey breaks out of the nursing home, or rather is thrown out when he has a romantic interlude with another resident. He arrives in San Francisco to stay with Henry but soon his presence sends the household into an uproar. Meanwhile, Jackie debates over whether or not to accept a job offer in New York.

Timoncchio: Rafiki places a curse on Timon that causes his tail to grow every time he brags.

Ghost Boosters: After Timon sees an ad in the newspaper, he and Pumbaa decide to go hunt ghosts in a house.

When Sara gets a part-time job at Jackie's bank, things go smoothly. Jackie quickly warns her of the branch manager, Mr. Wolfe, and his "friendliness" toward the women tellers. However, Jackie quickly finds herself changing her mind about Sara, when Sara begins dating him and then suddenly gets a promotion.

Two for the Zoo" "The Swine in the Stone

Guests: Rick Harrison and Chumlee

Challenge: Tanner, Rutledge and Adam fight over who had the best first car .
*Challenge 1: Alignment test. Each host had to drive toward a column of trash and let go of the steering wheel, to see which car had better alignment. Least amount of trash hit without steering wins. Not wanting to damage his car, Rutledge cheats by steering with his knees. Winner: Rutledge
*Challenge 2: Teaching a new driver. With students that resemble the hosts when they were younger, each had to instruct the trainee on how to operate their cars. Adam wins the challenge with his car being an automatic.Winner: Adam
*Challenge 3: Three-way rear-end collision. Using a pulley system, all three cars are smashed together at 25 miles an hour. The winner would be determined if the car is still able to operate after the crash. Tanner's car loses a wheel and the engine dies, while Adam and Rutledge are both able to drive away with their cars. Winners: Adam and Rutledge
Overall Winner: Adam

Feature: Tanner and Adam get to race their dream first cars—the Corvette ZR1 and Ferrari 458.

With the team scheduled to provide the post-race entertainment for the Indian Grand Prix, Professor M shows off a Bollywood-inspired dance routine for the team to learn. Only to find out that they were providing the post race entertainment for another race.

in which episodes does Timon's voice actor change?

Preseason Week 2: Oakland Raiders at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Visiting Pig-nitaries" "The Truth About Kats and Hogs

Sara befriends Monroe Ficus, a recently dumped young man, who quickly follows her all over the place even following her home. Meanwhile, Henry and Muriel plan on celebrating their anniversary but just before heading out for the evening they get a phone call from Sara and Monroe with news that they have been arrested.

Note: Jim J. Bullock appears for the first time in the series, in the recurring role of Monroe Ficus. Bullock became a series regular in the middle of the second season.

Bark Week, Obama's AFTRA Message, Celebrity Survey
Surprise pop quiz, Wax Conan Around the Office, Propmaster Bill Tull's Holiday Tips, Twitter Tracker

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 24-yard field goal, 1:15. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 4 plays, 7 yards, 1:31.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 2-yard run , 9:05. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 11 plays, 67 yards, 5:39.
*SD – Keenan Allen 34-yard pass from Philip Rivers , 1:17. Vikings 10–7. Drive: 9 plays, 90 yards, 2:17.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 43-yard run , 12:32. Vikings 17–7. Drive: 1 play, 43 yards, 0:12.
*MIN – Zach Line 1-yard run , 2:42. Vikings 24–7. Drive: 16 plays, 86 yards, 7:19.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Chad Greenway 91-yard interception return , 13:57. Vikings 31–7.
*SD – Keenan Allen 19-yard pass from Kellen Clemens , 0:32. Vikings 31–14. Drive: 14 plays, 89 yards, 8:05.

Week Nine: St. Louis Rams at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Week Thirteen: Green Bay Packers at Detroit Lions – Game summary

Unlucky in Lesotho" "Rafiki Fables: Rafiki's Apprentice

The hosts each select which they feel is the best city vehicle available today. Adam selects a Fiat 500, Rutledge a Scion iQ and Tanner a Smart ForTwo.

*Challenge 1: The group has to race to Algiers Point. Rutledge, remembering visiting New Orleans as a kid, decides taking the ferry is the quickest option, citing that the bridge they have to cross usually has slow traffic. Adam and Tanner drive the whole way, with the traffic on the bridge being, to Rutledge's surprise, very light. Just as Adam is about to reach the destination, Tanner shows up and cuts him off. Winner: Tanner

*Challenge 2: As they make their way to a swamp, the hosts decide to mark their cars asking people to honk a certain number of times for each car . Adam decides to write "honk three times for Jesus" on his car. Adam is the only host to get any response. Winner: Adam

*Challenge 3: The hosts dress up their vehicles to head out into the swamp. Rutledge affixes longhorns to the hood and a gunrack to the back, while Tanner camouflages his vehicle. Adam adds truck nuts. The three then go out into the swamp, accompanied by a hunter, to attempt to bring back food for a barbecue. None of the hosts are successful, so they leave to purchase food. Tanner and Adam each bring back a gator, while Rutledge brings back crawfish, which were let loose in the vehicle by Tanner.

*Challenge 4: The hosts hold a tug of war between their vehicles and an airboat. All vehicles perform poorly, especially Adam's, which launches him into a rant against nature.

Punishment The loser is tasked with going about a normal day in their life in a Peel Trident. The confused hosts settle on Rutledge, who performs various tasks such as grocery shopping, getting coffee and visiting his mom all while staying in his vehicle. At the end he reports in for work, and plays the role of a pace car during a race at the Atlanta Motor Speedway.

Iris buys two plane tickets to Paris for Muriel's 43rd birthday without realizing that Muriel will discover she's adopted when she applies for a passport. Henry convinces Iris to finally tell Muriel the truth, and Muriel decides to hire a private investigator to find her real parents.

After going through some of McLaren's legendary drivers, Professor M and the Old Man determine of what real success is.
Final Appearance: Sergio Pérez as Sergio

Lewis and Jenson are unhappy with their latest assignment — demonstrating McLaren's new wind tunnel for the Mayoress of Woking. When the Mayoress proves to be surprisingly knowledgeable about racing, Lewis and Jenson decide to play a prank on Professor M as payback.

None ; probably three illegitimate childrens:
* Charles Joseph
* Pauline
* Charlotte

;First quarter
*DET - Theo Riddick 8 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 8 plays, 65 yards, 4:27. Lions 7–0.
;Second quarter
*PHI - Brent Celek 2 yard pass from Mark Sanchez. Caleb Sturgis kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 80 yards, 2:50. Tied 7–7.
*DET - Golden Tate 2 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 12 plays, 80 yards, 6:27. Lions 14–7.
*DET - Matt Prater 48 yard field goal is good. Drive: 6 plays, 25 yards, 2:21. Lions 17–7.
*DET - Calvin Johnson 25 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 11 plays, 88 yards, 3:56. Lions 24–7.
;Third quarter
*DET - Calvin Johnson 4 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 12 plays, 80 yards, 7:51. Lions 31–7.
*DET - Calvin Johnson 3 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 4 plays, 14 yards, 1:28. Lions 38–7.
;Fourth quarter
*DET - Joique Bell 1 yard Run. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 6 plays, 75 yards, 3:36. Lions 45–7.
*PHI - Jordan Matthews 24 yard pass from Mark Sanchez. Caleb Sturgis kick is good. Drive: 9 plays, 55 yards, 3:07. Lions 45–14.

Never Everglades: An alligator egg hatches underneath Pumbaa, leading the baby alligator to believe Pumbaa is his mother. Pumbaa takes him in as "Pumbaa Jr.", but Timon is less than pleased with the "ugly chicken" and their new "relaxed" lifestyle.
Cooked Goose: Two cheetahs, Cheetata and Cheetato, send Shenzi, Banzai and Ed on a wild goose chase in order to stop them thwarting their hunting efforts.

Muriel secretly asks her mother Iris stay with her until she recovers from childbirth, much to the chagrin of Henry, who has always found her to be overbearing. When Muriel unexpectedly takes a stand against her mother's nonstop criticism, it's up to Henry to straighten out the mess, and he learns a big secret about Muriel in the process.
Note: This is the first appearance of Audrey Meadows in the recurring role of Iris Martin.

Henry receives a mediocre portrait of himself from a friend, and insists on hanging it over the dining room table. It becomes a reflection of his conscience when his overreaction to Monroe's latest screw up results in Monroe sustaining serious injuries.

Kyouya's older sister Reika, randomly drops into town surprising both Kyouya and Erika. She reveals herself to be just as much as a sadist as her brother, except she tortures Kyouya as well. After hearing that Erika was his serious girlfriend, Reika decides to test her since her brother has never showed any interest in romance. Offended on Kyouya's behalf when his sister insults him behind his back, Erika stands up for Kyouya and says he has truly changed, challenging Reika. Reika calls Kyouya to a building, where they hear Erika sick in the bathroom as the aftermath of a dessert eating contest. She finally accepts Erika and calls her family after seeing how worried Kyouya was about her.

;First quarter
*MIN – Stefon Diggs 15-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 5:44. Vikings 7–0. Drive: 13 plays, 93 yards, 6:22.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 53-yard field goal, 14:22. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 8 plays, 36 yards, 4:16.
*CHI – Alshon Jeffery 10-yard pass from Jay Cutler , 5:40. Vikings 10–7. Drive: 6 plays, 52 yards, 2:25.
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon 17-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 0:26. Vikings 17–7. Drive: 8 plays, 80 yards, 5:14.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Stefon Diggs 33-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 10:40. Vikings 24–7. Drive: 6 plays, 55 yards, 3:10.
*CHI – Robbie Gould 51-yard field goal, 4:23. Vikings 24–10. Drive: 15 plays, 47 yards, 6:17.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater 12-yard run , 8:45. Vikings 31–10. Drive: 3 plays, 13 yards, 1:10.
*CHI – Matt Forte 4-yard pass from Jay Cutler , 5:13. Vikings 31–17. Drive: 9 plays, 65 yards, 3:32.
*MIN – Zach Line 4-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 1:50. Vikings 38–17. Drive: 8 plays, 43 yards, 3:23.

Calico kittens mingle with canine clientele at a dog-grooming salon where their mother works. Exotic Shorthair kittens are born into the lap of luxury, but soon reveal their mischievous side. And a pair of Tabby kittens explore the great outdoors.

Yosemite Remedy: A criminal raccoon steals Timon and Pumbaa's valuables and since the Vulture Police can't arrest him, Timon wants to get even.

The Sky Is Calling: A meteorite lands in-between Timon and Pumbaa. Pumbaa wants to return the meteorite to outer space, while Timon wants them to ignore it, leading to a falling-out between the two. Rafiki orders Pumbaa to return the meteorite to outer space and orders Timon not to help Pumbaa.

;First quarter
*DET - Golden Tate 1 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 6 plays, 40 yards, 2:34. Lions 7–0.
*NO - Kai Forbath 45 yard field goal. Drive: 12 plays, 56 yards, 6:45. Lions 7–3.
;Second quarter
*DET - Michael Burton 4 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 4 plays, 65 yards, 1:54. Lions 14–3.
*DET - Golden Tate 5 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 10 plays, 69 yards, 6:38. Lions 21–3.
;Third quarter
*DET - Ameer Abdullah 15 yard run. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 6 plays, 78 yards, 3:10. Lions 28–3.
*NO - Brandin Cooks 27 yard pass from Drew Brees. Kai Forbath kick is good. Drive: 5 plays, 69 yards, 2:28. Lions 28–10.
;Fourth quarter
*NO - Kai Forbath 22 yard field goal. Drive: 8 plays, 69 yards, 3:19. Lions 28–13.
*NO - Marques Colston 11 yard pass from Drew Brees. Kai Forbath kick is good. 5 plays, 38 yards, 2:41. Lions 28–20.
*DET - Joique Bell 1 yard run. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 9 plays, 76 yards, 4:42. Lions 35–20.
*NO - Benjamin Watson 1 yard pass from Drew Brees. Kai Forbath kick is good. Drive: 15 plays, 80 yards, 3:29. Lions 35–27.

While doing promotional work, Lewis and Jenson convince former McLaren driver Mika Häkkinen to return to racing.

NBC Primetime Preview Show, LaBamba and the Undie Run, Wax Tom Cruise and The Fonz get shot out of a cannon

Guest: Bret Michaels

Review: Rutledge reviews the Porsche Panamera Turbo. He praises Porsche for making a four-door sedan into a super car, but criticizes the car's ugliness. The Stig takes the car around the track in 1:25.3.

Feature: Tanner and Rutledge race from Hollywood to Las Vegas to determine if driving or flying is a faster mode of transportation when your journey is under 500 miles. Rutledge takes a taxi to the airport, then, after a 50-minute delay, flies to Las Vegas, where he charters another taxi to the finishing point. Tanner drives a Ferrari California, which almost runs out of fuel in the early stages of the trip, forcing him to draft behind a truck to save fuel. Tanner narrowly wins, but admits that Rutledge would have won if his flight had not been delayed as long.

Review: Tanner reviews the BMW X6M. While he enjoys how quick the car seems to be compared to its size, he finds difficulty figuring out what it can be called.

Iris admits to Muriel that she gets depressed around the holidays because she thinks about her deceased husband. The whole family panics Thanksgiving morning when they hear a news report about a woman matching Iris' description who has jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge.

You May Have Already Won Six Million Bakra: Pumbaa becomes a millionaire through a lottery ticket while Timon remains poor.

My Meteor, My Friend: Pumbaa becomes friends with a down meteor which makes Timon jealous and cause him to find a new friend.

;Top passers
* DEN – Peyton Manning - 31/42, 324 yards, 2 TDs, 1 INT
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 31/45, 282 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT's
;Top rushers
* DEN – C.J. Anderson - 8 carries, 18 yards
* DET – Ameer Abdullah - 8 carries, 23 yards
;Top receivers
* DEN – Demaryius Thomas - 9 receptions, 92 yards, 1 TD
* DET – Calvin Johnson - 8 receptions, 77 yards
;Top tacklers
* DEN – Brandon Marshall - 10 tackles, 2 assists
* DET – Stephen Tulloch - 7 tackles, 4 assists

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 20/28, 174 yards
*ATL – Matt Ryan – 22/31, 230 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 29 rushes, 158 yards, 2 TD
*ATL – Tevin Coleman – 18 rushes, 110 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph – 7 rec, 53 yards
*ATL – Jacob Tamme – 5 rec, 69 yards

Ramage played with the club on loan from August 2011 to January 2012 before signing permanently in August 2012. Currenty on loan to Barnsley

Just when the Rushes' financial situation seems bleak, Muriel is offered a two-day photo shoot for a beer company. Henry's task of taking care of Andrew hits a snag when Monroe causes him to waste both bottles of Muriel's breast milk, forcing Henry to interrupt her and jeopardize her job.

Tanzania Zany: Timon and Pumbaa are visited by Timon's old best friend Fred, a practical joker who bonds more with Pumbaa than with Timon.

Guatemala Malarkey: Timon and Pumbaa try to plunder an ancient temple protected by a giant mummified beetle.

Preparing for Battle - Valentine's Day -

Tonight Show Traffic-copter, Conan's Super Mario Bros. backdrop, all the children born during Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Celebrity Survey
Conan, Please Blow Up My Car! - Submissions

Hearing a story about a man who died intestate causes Henry to have a terrible nightmare, which compels him to finally make out his will. However, he soon regrets his decision to follow Monroe's advice to do it on videotape in the presence of his family.
George Tricker & Neil Rosen Bill Davenport, George Tricker & Neil Rosen

Learning About the News While on the News, Conan Works at Best Buy, Conan's Tabloid Moment

Muriel sees Henry's friend Herb at a restaurant with a woman other than his wife. Herb confides the truth in Henry during a dinner party, but Henry creates a big mess for himself when he inadvertently blurts out the name of the other woman during a toast to the couple.

;Top passers
*KC – Alex Smith – 22/37, 282 yards, TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 17/31, 249 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*KC – Charcandrick West – 9 rushes, 33 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 26 rushes, 60 yards
;Top receivers
*KC – Travis Kelce – 5 rec, 88 yards
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 7 rec, 129 yards

The guys race from Portland, Oregon, to San Francisco, California, without being able to get gas; the toughest off road machine in the world. Adam choose a Ford F350, Rutledge choose a 1997 Volkswagen Passat (B4) TDI, and Tanner choose the BMW 528i.
*Main Challenge: Drive from Portland to San Francisco without refueling.
** Tanner: BMW F10 528i with an 8-speed automatic transmission.
** Rutledge: Volkswagen Passat (B4) with a manual and a turbo diesel.
** Adam: Ford F350 with four doors and a bi-fuel system and two gas tanks.
*Coast Challenge: Whose car will coast the farthest. Starting at the top of a hill, the guys coast in neutral down a hill to see who goes the farthest. The extra weight Tanner and Adam added to the trunk of Rut's Passat helps him gain speed the fastest and coast the farthest. Both pass Adam. Winner: Rutledge
*Pee Challenge: Who can last the longest before having to make a pit stop. Adam and Tanner egg Rutledge on and he throws in the towel first. While waiting, Tanner goads Adam into tapping out. Finally Tanner caves while waiting. Rutledge finds the bags of cat litter in the trunk and throws them into the bed of Adam's truck.
*Result: Adam and Rutledge race the final stretch in sight of the finish line. Adam runs out of gas leaving Rutledge to take the checkered flag. Tanner arrives in a tow truck.

Reward Race a King of the Hammers truck against extreme kayaker Erik Boomer. Rutledge makes a really hard decision to let The Stig's "backwoods cousin" pilot the hammer truck. The river route is approximately four miles long while the truck route circles up and back before heading back down for a total of eight miles. Winner: "Backwoods Stig" and the Hammers truck

Thom Brennaman, Charles Davis and Tony Siragusa

Portrait of Talleyrand, by Pierre-Paul Prud'hon .

Jackie achieves her own fashion line at Balaban's, and Henry's reaction convinces Sara that he treats the two of them unequally. Sara attempts to prove her point by agreeing to do a career-oriented interview and bikini pictorial for an adult magazine, but the plan backfires when the magazine superimposes her face on a naked body.
An older man dressed like a bum shows up at the Rushes' doorstep looking for the transvestite persona of Rafkin, their deceased former tenant, because they always got together for Thanksgiving dinner. Feeling bad for him for several obvious reasons, they invite him to join their own disastrous get together, and later find out that he too has a big secret that involves his appearance.

Preseason Week 3: Minnesota Vikings at Dallas Cowboys – Game summary

Guest: Bill Engvall

Challenge: Tanner picks a Ford F450 Super Duty, Rutledge takes a Chevrolet Silverado 3500HD and Adam drives a Ram 3500 HD Turbo Diesel head into the mountains to decide which is the toughest pickup in America.

*Challenge 1: Drag Racing. First truck to cross the 1/4 mile wins. Due to Tanner doing a burn out, Rutledge comes in first, Tanner second and Adam far behind Winner: Rutledge
*Challenge 2: Torque test. Each host must do a burnout and the longest skid marks wins. Rutledge can only do a burnout in reverse, Adam does a better burnout while Tanner shows off his driving skills by doing burnouts in circles and leaves doing a burnout. Winner: Tanner
*Challenge 3: Uphill test. Each truck is tested on its traction and offroad capability by climbing an unstable slope of gravel. Adam and Rutledge pay Tanner back for his showboating as they know that he has no tire treads left after the previous test. This means that he fails to climb the hill which Adam and Rutledge achieve. Winner: Adam and Rutledge

* Challenge 4: Towing capacity. Rutledge demonstrates his truck's towing ability by ripping down two telephone poles. Tanner manages to tow a freight engine and coal car. Adam argues that the telephone poles were already rotted and the train was on wheels, so he decides to pull down an entire house. No clear winner in this case. Rutledge points out that no matter who one ultimately due to Chevy's two victories it makes it the best Truck in America. Overall Winner: Rutledge

Feature: Tanner travels to the Atchafalaya Swamp in southern Louisiana to race the Local Motors Rally Fighter against an 800 horsepower supercharged airboat.

Timon in Love: After getting struck by cupid's arrow, Timon looks at his reflection and falls in love...with himself. However, Pumbaa feels a little left out.

Kahuna Potato: Timon and Pumbaa get attacked by two bullies who almost look identical to them and ask Rafiki for help. He offers to give them magical bugs to assist them, but they must follow Rafiki's exact directions.

Tuning In Late To The News, Icy cold stare from Ice Cube, Triumph visits a dog spa

Week Five: Arizona Cardinals at Detroit Lions – Game summary

Henry is not happy with the fact that he has been called in for jury duty. However, things get pressed when Henry's boss, Mr. Wainwright, wanting to avoid any problems associated with a possible strike, orders Henry to cough up next week's comic strip. This forces Henry to stay up all night and leads to him falling asleep in court the next day.

;Top passers
*CHI – Jay Cutler – 26/37, 231 yards, 2 TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 17/20, 231 yards, 4 TD
;Top rushers
*CHI – Matt Forte – 8 rushes, 47 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 18 rushes, 63 yards
;Top receivers
*CHI – Matt Forte – 6 rec, 57 yards, TD
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon – 4 rec, 76 yards, TD

Moral Outrage, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Pierre Bernard make entrance through tunnel, In the Year 2000/3000, Jack McBrayer appears as his 30 Rock character Kenneth Parcell

A football player, Buck Krulik, is in town and a fan of Henry's Cosmic Cow comic strip, so he comes by for a visit and has Jackie, Sara and Muriel fawn all over him. After admiring some of her photography, Buck remembers her when a nude centerfold photo shoot goes awry and he calls her in to take over. However, she may not be quite ready for a male nude spread, despite Henry forbidding her.

So Sumo Me: Timon and Pumbaa train to be sumo wrestlers.

Now Museum, Now You Don't: Timon and Pumbaa visit a museum where a security guard is protecting a bug exhibit from bug eaters.

Three litters of puppies go from cute to cuter during the first few months of their lives; a trio of Rhodesian Ridgebacks runs circles around their mom; fluffy Chow Chow puppies have heaps of attitude; a Havanese has her paws full with five puppies.

The Tonight Show Audiencey Awards, Kanye at the VMAs, Edible Tennis Balls

Timon on the Range" "The Man from J.U.N.G.L.E.

Moral Outrage, America's New Oprah. Lance Armstrong makes a cameo appearance via satellite during Stiller's interview.
Original moon-landing footage plus ALF, Mike Merrit's Inner Thoughts, America's Nicest Bathroom, Twitter Tracker
Disneyland cutbacks, Conan Goes to the Universal Studios Gift Shop, Prisoners Working on The Tonight Show, A rebuttal from Conan's father

"Hips Don't Lie" is asalsaandreggaetonsong, which heavily incorporatessamples from Jean's earlier single "Dance Like This" and "Amores Como el Nuestro" written byOmar Alfanno.

The British Are Coming, The British Are Coming
John Antrobus, George Tricker & Neil Rosen John Antrobus

Rome Alone: When Simba is kidnapped by Roman Emperor, "Colosseum Quint-eus" for refusing to eat Timon and Pumbaa, the duo try to rescue him and stop his lion opponent Claudius from fighting him the next day.

Amusement Bark: After deliberate accidents caused by Boss Beaver's obnoxious son Boy Beaver happen at an amusement park, Timon and Pumbaa must work at the park to repay the damage.

Monroe reviews a comedy club, and thinks that the comedians at the club were not up to par; he decides to go onstage himself to try his hand at stand-up comedy. On the night Monroe is performing, under the stage name Buddy Ficus, the audience does not think his jokes are funny and everyone leave. Monroe falsely thinks he did a great job, and it is up to Henry to tell Monroe that stand-up is not Monroe's forte.

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The third-floor addition to the Rush apartment is complete, but Henry has conflicting emotions when Iris is suddenly offered the opportunity become a partner in a Chicago travel agency. Meanwhile, Monroe is forced to find a new living arrangement when his apartment building is demolished.

;First quarter
*ARI – Chandler Catanzaro 27-yard field goal, 7:23. Cardinals 3–0. Drive: 14 plays, 71 yards, 7:37.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 9-yard run , 3:57. Vikings 7–3. Drive: 7 play, 80 yards, 3:26.
*ARI – John Brown 65-yard pass from Carson Palmer , 1:43. Cardinals 10–7. Drive: 5 plays, 80 yards, 2:14.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 44-yard field goal, 0:02. Tied 10–10. Drive: 10 plays, 54 yards, 3:42.
;Third quarter
*ARI – Michael Floyd 42-yard pass from Carson Palmer , 8:31. Cardinals 17–10. Drive: 6 plays, 57 yards, 2:49.
;Fourth quarter
*ARI – Chandler Catanzaro 23-yard field goal, 14:55. Cardinals 20–10. Drive: 16 plays, 66 yards, 7:13.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 54-yard field goal, 12:10. Cardinals 20–13. Drive: 8 plays, 28 yards, 2:45.
*MIN – Mike Wallace 7-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 4:55. Tied 20–20. Drive: 11 plays, 88 yards, 5:10.
*ARI – Chandler Catanzaro 47-yard field goal, 1:23. Cardinals 23–20. Drive: 11 plays, 55 yards, 3:32.

Pumbaa hears a distress call from the warthog sounder he was banished from while he and Timon eat bugs off a battered Jeep. It's up to the two to save the warthogs from the Guinea fowl that guard the entrance to the sounder.
Note: This is the second half-hour episode of the show.

American football coach, college athletics administrator

;First quarter
*None.
;Second quarter
*SF – Carlos Hyde 10-yard run , 0:47. 49ers 7–0. Drive: 11 plays, 93 yards, 4:58.
;Third quarter
*SF – Phil Dawson 30-yard field goal, 4:32. 49ers 10–0. Drive: 14 plays, 73 yards, 5:42.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 37-yard field goal, 14:43. 49ers 10–3. Drive: 11 plays, 66 yards, 4:49.
*SF – Carlos Hyde 17-yard run , 9:30. 49ers 17–3. Drive: 10 plays, 80 yards, 5:13.
*SF – Phil Dawson 25-yard field goal, 6:08. 49ers 20–3. Drive: 5 plays, 23 yards, 2:14.

Iris treats Jackie and Sara to a ten day trip to Hawaii, which Henry considers a wonderful gesture. However, his mood quickly changes when Jackie returns and announces she is engaged to a native Hawaiian surfing instructor.

Tonight Show Mini-Dose of Joy , Celebrity Survey

Representative to the Congress of Erfurt

Lewis and Jenson get distracted testing the brand new safety features Professor M has been developing. After a fire extinguisher blows up in Jenson's face and Lewis is ejected from the building into a nearby lake, the team must make them presentable for an upcoming film premiere.

Henry, Muriel and Andrew have sold their duplex in San Francisco and move to a new house about twelve miles north in the Marin County community of Mill Valley, and hire a full time housekeeper named Lisa Flores. The move is the result of Henry's purchase of a 49% stake in the town's weekly newspaper, The Marin Bugler, where he becomes its editor and publisher. But the paper's widowed majority owner Hope Stinson, is not too keen on Henry's ideas to make changes at the paper, finding him wanting to back out of the deal.

The old man is trying to tell the story of Emerson Fittipaldi but Professor M cuts him out and he speaks instead. He says that Emerson was nicknamed "The Mouse" but the old man tells him that he was no mouse and they called him something different.
Debut: Emerson Fittipaldi as Himself

Henry refuses to accept Sara's decision to drop out of college to become the weather announcer on a local television station, which causes her to announce that she's moving out in protest. Meanwhile, Monroe's clumsy method of wallpapering the baby's nursery has an unexpected outcome, and a wealthy family friend brings the Rushes a much appreciated gift.

Tiger Woods joke caddy, Andy's Comcast commercial, America's New Oprah

An Impregnable Defense - Christmas Eve -

;First quarter
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph 5-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 10:25. Vikings 7–0. Drive: 11 plays, 75 yards, 4:35.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater 1-yard run , 14:26. Vikings 14–0. Drive: 7 plays, 50 yards, 2:58.
*DET – Matt Prater 26-yard field goal, 7:12. Vikings 14–3. Drive: 14 plays, 72 yards, 7:14.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 28-yard field goal, 2:32. Vikings 17–3. Drive: 9 plays, 70 yards, 4:40.
*DET – Calvin Johnson 11-yard pass from Matthew Stafford , 0:34. Vikings 17–10. Drive: 8 plays, 73 yards, 1:58.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Zach Line 1-yard run , 8:54. Vikings 23–10. Drive: 6 plays, 34 yards, 2:31.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 23-yard field goal, 6:20. Vikings 26–10. Drive: 10 plays, 34 yards, 5:46.
*DET – Eric Ebron 12-yard pass from Matthew Stafford , 1:48. Vikings 26–16. Drive: 18 plays, 82 yards, 4:32.

Week Three: Denver Broncos at Detroit Lions – Game summary

Adult Store Surveillance Camera Footage, Wiggin' Out!, Conan Helps Suzie Learn To Drive

Henry and Muriel decide to renew their wedding vows on their 26th anniversary, and allow their daughters to plan a simple ceremony for fifteen guests in the apartment. When Monroe becomes involved and schedules a $3,200 extravaganza for 65 people, Henry and Muriel reconsider their options.

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 24-yard field goal, 5:40. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 9 plays, 48 yards, 4:00.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph 4-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 4:43. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 11 plays, 51 yards, 6:09.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 45-yard field goal, 8:51. Vikings 13–0. Drive: 6 plays, 46 yards, 2:34.
;Fourth quarter
*KC – Cairo Santos 48-yard field goal, 13:10. Vikings 13–3. Drive: 8 plays, 28 yards, 3:27.
*KC – Albert Wilson 42-yard pass from Alex Smith , 8:46. Vikings 13–10. Drive: 7 plays, 77 yards, 2:26.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 45-yard field goal, 4:46. Vikings 16–10. Drive: 10 plays, 53 yards, 4:00.

;Top passers
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 22/36, 217 yards, 1 TD, 2 INTs
* KC – Alex Smith - 18/26, 145 yards, 2 TDs
;Top rushers
* DET – Joique Bell - 7 carries, 56 yards
* KC – Charcandrick West - 20 carries, 97 yards, 1 TD
;Top receivers
* DET – Calvin Johnson - 5 receptions, 85 yards
* KC – Travis Kelce - 6 receptions, 49 yards, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* DET – Stephen Tulloch - 7 tackles
* KC – Derrick Johnson - 5 tackles, 1 sack

Professor M introduces the "Flying Finn" Mika Häkkinen, and comment that he had a big impact on his racing career. The Old Man disagrees, lamenting that there was something special about Mika.

The World's Tallest Dog & The World's Tallest Dachshund, New Trendz

;Top passers
*TB – Jameis Winston – 9/19, 131 yards
*MIN – Shaun Hill – 8/9, 104 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
*TB – Bobby Rainey – 5 rushes, 20 yards
*MIN – Dominique Williams – 6 rushes, 44 yards
;Top receivers
*TB – Louis Murphy – 4 rec, 54 yards
*MIN – Adam Thielen – 2 rec, 54 yards, TD

Week Twelve: Philadelphia Eagles at Detroit Lions – Game summary

;First quarter
;Second quarter
;Third quarter
;Fourth quarter

Swine Flu PSAs, Conan and Andy dub Blood: The Last Vampire

Sara lets two men posing as furniture refinishers into her parents' apartment who proceed to rob them of all of their valuables. Henry becomes determined to buy a shotgun despite Muriel's objections, leading to a huge fight. Meanwhile, the girls hire Monroe to fix their refrigerator.

Hillary Clinton in New Dehli, Bad Happy Meal, The Tonight Show Tour-riffic Tram-tacular!, Shameless Kodak plug, The Tonight Show Photo Gallery

Muriel unwisely commits herself to do a coveted helicopter photo shoot, which Henry demands she cancel due to her pregnancy. The back and forth fighting cause a big headache for the girls, who are forced to change their minds several times whether to cancel an elaborate surprise 25th anniversary party they had previously scheduled.
Jackie is depressed that she hasn't been on a date since she broke up with Brad, while Sara seems to be dating a different guy every night. She thinks the solution to her problem is to get breast implants, which her parents and Sara try to talk her out of.

Lisa enlists the help of Dushane to deal with Vincent, while also attempting to save her business. Dushane and Sully reunite with the intention of retrieving the stolen drugs from the Albanians. A guilty Michael fears for his life, Gem and his father must cope with a change in lifestyle, and Dushane must take drastic measures in a desperate attempt to keep him and Sully out of prison.

Henry is contacted by a rival cartoonist who has perpetrated several practical jokes on him over the years, and Henry schemes with Monroe to pay him back during a dinner visit. However, when Henry is unable to stop the prank after the man claims he is dying, Henry feels obligated to assist him in an elaborate plan to cheat on his wife.

Conan's Tabloid Moment , Twelve-foot-high Jehovah's Witnesses, Andy'll Try It!: Salli
Security Fluffer Commercial, List of Red Flags, Audience Plugs
Brian Williams' interview with Barack Obama, Twitter Tracker, Shopping spree on Rodeo Road, Tom Hanks gets hit with low flying meteor

;Top passers
*MIN –
*GB –
;Top rushers
*MIN –
*GB –
;Top receivers
*MIN –
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A fan of Henry's Cosmic Cow comic strip who has been sending him increasingly bizarre fan mail breaks into the apartment one night through the unlocked front door, kidnapping his puppet and vowing in a note to return before the end of the weekend. Interpreting the note as a threat on his life, Henry and Monroe set up a stakeout at the apartment with the help of a police officer, who abruptly leaves them to fend for themselves when he is called away.

Robinson in the Michigan–Minnesota 2013–14 Big Ten season opener

Conan, Please Blow Up My Car! - Grand Prize, Falling Domino's Pizza Employees, Conan's Tabloid Moment

Week Six: Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions – Game summary

The Pain in Spain: In Spain, Pumbaa is mistaken for a bull and captured by two bullcatchers, Carlos and Consuelo Quint, but Pumbaa soon discovers that the current champion, El Toro, is unwilling to give up his title without a fight.

Frantic Atlantic: After being mistaken during their trip in Antarctica, Timon and Pumbaa meet a dimwitted penguin named Irwin, whose apologies annoy Timon. After the three get a ride on a boat, Irwin makes a mess of things, and Pumbaa eventually gives in that Timon is right about Irwin.

Andy's vest made from leftover Halloween candy, Celebrity Survey

Complex Austin Ventures Accel Partners

Don't Break the China: Timon and Pumbaa attempt to reunite a lost baby panda with its parents by trekking all over China.

Can't Take A Yolk: The Hyenas try to steal an ostrich egg away from its mother.

Stand By Me: Timon sings "Stand By Me" along with three frogs while various unfortunate events keep happening to Pumbaa.

French Fried: Timon and Pumbaa befriend a talking snail and named him "Speedy" before the three of them are transported to France, where they are forced to save Speedy from a crazed chef, Culinary Quint.
Big Top Breakfast: Shenzi, Banzai and Ed meet a young circus monkey whom they try to catch and eat.

America's New Oprah, Special Thanksgiving edition of Twitter Tracker

A special edition, counting down the twenty most adorable kittens.

List of Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers episodes

In a litter of six Maine Coon kitties, only boy Maurice struggles to fit in with his sisters. A quiet kitten with a limp tries to find his voice in a litter of super-chatty Siamese cats. And a shy black kitten tries to befriend an older butterscotch tabby.

Guest: Michelle Rodriguez

Review: Tanner flies to Britain to test the Morgan Aero SuperSports, a car with a wooden frame. He notes that Morgan is one of the last British car manufacturers not to be owned by a foreign company. Detouring onto a nearby proving ground, Tanner laments that the SuperSports seems ill-suited to driving quickly due to its shape not producing enough downforce, believing that it is more suited to casual driving on the country roads.

Feature: The three hosts race from Miami, Florida to the southernmost point in the United States in Key West. Rutledge takes a Donzi 38 ZR speedboat; Adam drives a Lotus Evora along the numerous bridges connecting the Keys to the mainland; Tanner, after taking a taxi to a seaplane yard, flies in a Cessna 206. Tanner arrives on the island first, but must rent a scooter to reach the finish; Rutledge charters a taxi after reaching the shore. Tanner pulls up to the marker first, but is beaten by Adam after stopping to deploy the bike's kick-stand.Winner: Adam and Tanner

The epic stories of three litters of kittens are followed as they grow from helpless "furballs" into rambunctious, young cats; hairless Sphynxes refine "cute"; Burmese cats explore new heights; tiny Ragdolls befriend German Shepherds.

Traditionalist Catholics, Sedevacantists, Conclavists

Oreo, a tiny tuxedo kitten meets a similarly attired companion: Nellie the Skunk. Sputnik leads his Russian Blue siblings on a grand adventure. And, Ocicat Freckles tries to keep control of her five mini jungle cats.

Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth and Paul Burmeister

All Pets Are Off: While in New York, Timon and Pumbaa become pets to a rich kid in order to eat some cockroaches. However, it does not work out as they hoped and the two try to go outside to eat the cockroaches they see in the window.

Boary Glory Days: To prevent Pumbaa from bothering him in his bug hunt, Timon lies to him saying that his current age is considered to be old age. He then feels guilty and tries to make Pumbaa feel young again by playing games, such as coconut football and predator tag with Cheetata and Cheetato.

Week Fifteen: Detroit Lions at New Orleans Saints – Game summary

Professor M shows off the future of Formula One. When Lewis takes the prototype car out for a test drive, M and Jenson have to find a way to bring him back to the base.

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Escape From Newark: Timon and Pumbaa are trapped in a 5 stars pet shop. Now they want to escape from their "golden cage".

Truth Be Told: Timon and Pumbaa is going to tell everyone their secret of their long and everlasting friendship, but then Rafiki sends out a Bee to stick them which makes them unable to lie. Then the truth will be told.

Ra'Nell attempts to do business with Dushane, but Sully's interception causes another casualty. Dushane is shocked that Sully still has the gun that killed three people, with Raikes proposing they sell Sully out as a liability. Heather confesses her guilt, which leads Lisa to call upon Leon for help.

America's New Oprah, Andy's day with Wax Conan

Lab mix rescue pup Sally is never seen far behind brother Safari, Pomeranian triplets Sparrow, Wren and Finch carry on mom Star and dad Tucker's job of watching over a feathered menagerie and Ibizan Hound puppies Carmen, Figaro and Arabella try to out chase each other.

;Top passers
*GB – Aaron Rodgers – 16/34, 212 yards, 2 TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 25/37, 296 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*GB – Eddie Lacy – 22 rushes, 100 yards
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 13 rushes, 45 yards, TD
;Top receivers
*GB – James Jones – 6 rec, 109 yards, TD
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph – 6 rec, 106 yards, TD

In order to reduce the cost of a trip to Europe, Jackie and Sara swap apartments with an English couple who wants to visit America. Henry's misgivings are confirmed when he accidentally opens a piece of their luggage that contains a high powered rifle, and concludes they are on a mission to assassinate a Russian ambassador.

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April secretly arranges for her father Bill to meet face to face with his brother Henry, so they can attempt to reconcile after a petty childhood dispute caused them to stop speaking forty years ago. The effort may be for naught, however, when Bill eats a piece of cheesecake baked by Monroe, who did not realize it was an old Russian recipe for homemade poisoned rat bait.
Absent: Lydia Cornell as Sara Rush

How to Beat the High Costa Rica" "Swiss Missed

A woman arrives at Sara and Jackie's door accusing Sara of dating her husband. However, the woman has the wrong Rush daughter, Jackie is the one and doesn't see anything wrong with it since they are separated. Still, she begins to feel her relationship coming to an end and quick.

Parking Lot Shootout, Classic Tonight Show Moment, staff writer Deon Cole declares Conan a pimp

Twelve Goldendoodles take over the household, including the bed of their piggy housemate, Trouble. A Westie pup tries to keep up with her twin brother who is always wandering off. And a batch of Swiss Mountain puppies take a while to find their stride.

When Timon and Pumbaa refuse to tell Zazu about themselves, Zazu has Rafiki tell him why Timon is an outcast from his meerkat colony and how he first met Pumbaa.
Note: This is the first half-hour episode of the show. This episode features all of the Lion King characters who appear in the series.

Tiger Woods joke caddy , Dumbledore out on the town

Iris is put in charge of a committee to select a new logo for her travel agency association, and Muriel inadvertently encourages Henry to create a submission, after Iris makes a demeaning comment about his abilities behind his back. Muriel regrets not trying to dampen Henry's enthusiasm when Iris adamantly refuses to submit Henry's logo regardless of its quality.

French Fried" "The Laughing Hyenas: Big Top Breakfast

A doctor informs Muriel that she's pregnant after she faints at a restaurant while celebrating her 42nd birthday with her family. While she and Henry are initially elated, they find themselves faced with a serious decision as they begin to realize all of the implications of having another child at this point of their lives.

Intro: Rutledge drives the 240mph Vector W8 which he describes as a car that gave the Europeans a run for their money. Yet due to financial costs W8 productions stopped in 1993 and it appeared like the American Supercar was gone. However now American Supercars are in the midst of a rebirth. To determine which one is the best, the hosts select their favorite and drive to Malibu California. Rutledge chooses a Saleen S7 as he always wanted to drive one, Adam chooses a Rossion Q1 which is an american version of a Noble M400 and Tanner chooses a Lucra LC470 which doesn't have a windshield.

*Challenge 1: A Supercar should draw massive attention. The guys drive to Beverly Hills and have to see if their supercars can draw more attention than a Bugatti Veyron. Tanner's Lucra attracts 25 people. Rutledge's Saleen attracts 20 people. Adam's Rossion initially attracts no-one until Adam covers the Veyron in a sheet by which time he gets 30 people. Winner: Adam

*Challenge 2: A Supercar should have fast acceleration. They guys head to a test track in the dessert and do a drag race from 0-60. As Tanner's Lucra is the lightest he wins, Adam's Rossion comes in Second Place and Rutledge's Saleen in Third. Despite Rutledge's Saleen having more power than Adam's Rossion, it spins its wheels which gives it a bad start and means that it comes in Third Place. Winner: Tanner

*Challenge 3: A Supercar should have a high Top-Speed. The guys head to a long straight on the test track to max their cars. Both Tanner's Lucra and Rutledge's Saleen have a Top-Speed of 200mph whereas Adam's Rossion has a Top Speed of 187mph. Tanner achieves 162mph, Rutledge achieves 160mph and Adam achieves 145mph. Winner: Tanner

*Challenge 4: The competition culminates in the ultimate test: a head to race against European supercar powerhouses. Adam's Rossion takes on the $230,000 Ferrari 458 Italia, Rutledge's Saleen takes on the $400,000 Lamborghini Aventador and Tanner's Lucra takes on the $150,000 Porsche 911 GT3 RS. To give their cars a fair chance of winning, the allow the Stig to drive the American Supercars whereas they drive the European Supercars. In the end though all three American Supercars beat the Europeans despite Tanner being ultra competitive. Winner: Tie

In the End Despite their victories both Tanner and Adam were disappointed with their Supercars, agreed that the American Supercar is still a concept that needs work and would much rather have the Porsche and the Ferrari to the Lucra and the Rossion. Rutledge however while agreeing that American Supercar is still a concept that needs work fell in love with the Saleen and would rather have it to the Lambo. Tanner points out that he still won. Overall Winner: Tanner

Reward Tanner gets to drive the $300,000 622 horsepower Mercedes SLS AMG Black Series. He is very impressed by its brutal acceleration and Top Speed of 196mph. He then challenges himself to do over ten miles of twisting turning road in under ten minutes. It manages to do it and has impressive handling despite it being known as a Muscle. In the end Tanner praises it as an achievement, not just because of its all in one package but also because it also means of what the big automotive giants can do to push the emblem. He then gets back to the American Supercars and says how despite boutique shops doing their best, the proper supercars should be made by the big three, his final quote is "Dodge, Chevy, Ford, come on, we are ready".

The guys tries to find the perfect winter beater for $2000 and arrive in Minnesota. Rutledge chooses a Subaru Legacy GT, Tanner bought a Nissan 300ZX and Adam takes a Chevrolet S-10 Blazer.
*Challenge 1: Snow and Stuck. They each must dig their cars out from the snow drift and then drive to the first checkpoint. Despite Rut initially slipping on the snow he manages to get his Subaru out of the snow first and arrives at the checkpoint first. Despite his Nissan being rear wheel drive Tanner manages to get his Nissan out of the snow next and arrives at the checkpoint second. Despite his Blazer being 4WD and having Ground Clearance, Adam fails to get his Blazer out and comes in last place. Winner: Rutledge
On their way to the Proving Grounds Adam's 4WD fails and his Blazer spins out.
*Challenge 2: Lap Time. Each car must each complete a lap time of the winter track fastest time wins. Rutledge's Subaru is the only one to completes the course in 1:53.13. Tanner's Nissan gets stuck on the second to last corner giving him a DNF. Adam's Blazer fails to start giving him a DNS meaning he lost again. Winner: Rutledge
*Challenge 3: Withstanding Cold. They are each put in a room wearing shorts in their cars where temperatures can go below -40oC. Rut is the first to abandon his Subaru. Adam is the next to abandon his Blazer. Tanner is the last to abandon his Nissan. Winner: Tanner
*Final Challenge. Race between other Winter Beaters. They must race around a track against other Winter Beaters. The winner is the first to cross the line. Since Tanner fitted snow studded tires to his Nissan, the other two put a trailer on the back of his Nissan. In the end Tanner and Rut battle it out whereas Adam sails through. Winner: Adam
Despite Adam's win the producers felt that a car which always breaks down like the Blazer should not be crowned the best winter beater. Despite Rut's two wins they ultimately felt that Tanner should take the prize.

Reward: Tanner goes to Colorado to drive the 2012 Bentley Continental GT V8. He is impressed with its ride comfort and V8 engine noise as well as the chassis and 4WD. He is to race it against a snowboarder. He ultimately crosses the line first. He then describes how the Bentley cannot only drive down the ski slope but up it as well. He concludes that the ultimately winter beater is the Bentley Continental GT.

Puck, a keeshond pup, befriends a flock of ducks on the farm while sister Tulip explores the woodshop. A little Great Dane named Marvin is adjusting to his fast-growing body. Cocker Spaniel pups look the same but certainly don't act the same.

Tanner, Adam and Rutledge meet in the Arizona back country with three of the most technologically advanced off road machines available, where they are challenged to find their way to the Grand Canyon like the trailblazers of old–without GPS or smartphones. First one to touch his front wheels into the Colorado river wins. Adam chooses the AEV Brute, which is an off-road build up of the Jeep Rubicon. Tanner decides on using a 2012 Land Rover LR4. Rutledge drives a 2014 Toyota FJ Cruiser.
*Challenge 1: River Crossing: After driving for several hours, the hosts decide to drive across a deep river to save time. Rutledge's FJ cruiser is almost swamped. Tanner's Land Rover makes it through, but Adams shows off the AEV Brute's abilities. Winner: Adam
*Challenge 2: Devil's Staircase: The hosts have to climb a rocky, 45-degree incline. Tanner stalls out his vehicle several times before finally making it to the top. Adam's Brute has relatively little trouble due to its power and ground clearance. Rutledge's FJ Cruiser has the most trouble since it was the lightest of the three vehicles and had the least amount of horsepower. Winner: Adam
*Challenge 3: After spending the night at a ski slope and going downhill on a snowboard trail, the hosts have a race up a slope composed of volcanic ash. Tanner races to the top, with Adam following behind and Rutledge getting stuck and needing to have a second running start to get up the hill. Winner: Tanner
*Challenge 4: After a rough journey to the Grand Canyon, the hosts race to the Colorado River. Despite being a professional rally racer and knowing the course to the Colorado River, Tanner is beaten to the finish by Adam, due to him taking the most direct route and following the basic principle of water flowing down the path of least resistance. Rutlege comes in last. Winner: Adam

The hosts then have to go to an airstrip and drive into a cargo plane that is taking off. The overall winner for the episode is the AEV Brute as it was able to handle all types of terrain. The Land Rover suffers some damage while the FJ Cruiser comes in last place.

Guest: Ty Burrell

Feature: The hosts are given a budget of $1,000 to buy a car and report to North Wilkesboro, North Carolina. Rutledge buys a 1987 Ford Thunderbird TurboCoupe, Tanner buys a 1987 Nissan 300ZX and Adam buys a 1976 Cadillac Coupe DeVille. To test the cars, they transport 25 gallons each of grain alcohol in a simulation of moonshine running.

*Challenge 1: The hosts perform a handbrake "bootleg turn" on a backroad. Tanner is the only one to succeed and has the fastest lap, while Rutledge and Adam fail to varying degrees and also manage to break many of the jars of grain alcohol; Adam came in second and Rut in third. Winner: Tanner

On the way to their next challenge Rut's T-Bird breaks down; Adam and Tanner to leave him behind. He has to sacrifice some of his alcohol to be used as water to cool down the engine.

*Challenge 2: The hosts are forced to spend the night at a campsite, spitting some of the alcohol into a fire to amuse themselves before sleeping in their cars. Given Adam's car being the only one with rear seats, he wins. Winner Adam

*Challenge 3: The next morning, the hosts arrive at an outdoor motocross track to test their cars' durability. Tanner and Rutledge complete their runs, breaking more of their cargo in the process. Adam achieves the fastest time, although he destroys the car in the process. Tanner came in second and Rutledge in Third. Winner: Adam

*Challenge 4: At Rockingham Speedway, Tanner and Rutledge must drive around the facility's infield circuit, avoiding capture by the Stig in a Dodge Charger police car after a fifteen-second head start. Tanner is able to elude the Stig, but Rutledge's car fails to go into gear and he completes the course on foot. Winner: Tanner

*Final Challenge: The guys finally see who kept the most alcohol. Adam and Rutledge had no alcohol left whereas Tanner still had some bottles left meaning he won. Winner: Tanner

Tanner claims ultimate victory and concludes by saying the best coupe for less than $1000 is a Nissan 300ZX.

Andy'll Try It!: CJ Jeans and electric paper airplane launcher

Throw Your Hog in the Ring" "Slalom Problem

Henry is offered an executive position at a rival comic publisher for double his salary. He lets his enthusiasm get the best of him, however, when he tells off the new editor of Wainwright Publishing before asking where his new job will be located.
Jackie falls madly in love with a police officer who responds to a false burglary report at the apartment due to April sneaking in late one night after getting stuck on Alcatraz with her boyfriend. She immediately accepts his marriage proposal after just a few dates, refusing her parents' plea to consider the difficulties of being a police wife.
Monroe brings home a teenage shoplifter named Alan, after convincing his store to drop the charges because of the young man's harsh upbringing. Alan immediately hits it off with the Rushes after demonstrating his guitar skills, but Henry's initial suspicions seem to be confirmed when he disappears with Monroe's guitar.

Velcro Christmas Tree, Andy's video game voice-over, Deon Cole on The Princess and the Frog
America's New Oprah, Pierre Bernard models a $5 million jockstrap

;Top passers
* CHI – Jay Cutler - 26/41, 353 yards, 1 TD
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 27/42, 405 yards, 4 TDs
;Top rushers
* CHI – Matt Forte - 24 carries, 69 yards
* DET – Ameer Abdullah - 14 carries, 48 yards
;Top receivers
* CHI – Alshon Jeffery - 8 receptions, 147 yards
* DET – Calvin Johnson - 6 receptions, 166 yards
;Top tacklers
* CHI – Kyle Fuller - 7 tackles, 1 assist
* DET – Stephen Tulloch - 9 tackles, 4 assists

Monroe becomes depressed when both of his job interviews that Jackie and Sara arranged for him turn into disasters. When he contemplates staying in school to become a nuclear physicist, Henry regrettably talks him into becoming his assistant.

He's A Bad, Bad, Bad Sport: Timon becomes a bad sport when Pumbaa repeatedly wins at every game they compete in.

Dapper Duck Burgers: Timon and Pumbaa are working at a fast food restaurant called Dapper Duck Burgers. When Smolder confronts them for getting his order wrong, the duo frantically try to correct their mistake to avoid suffering his wrath.

Major ISIL victory
* Iraqi government forces flee the city of Ramadi.
* ISIL forces take full control of Ramadi and its outskirts.

Week Six: Kansas City Chiefs at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Jungle Slickers" "Don't Wake the Neighbear
Bumble in the Jungle + Beethoven's Whiff" "Mind Over Matterhorn

The Tonight Show Tour-iffic Tram-tacular! , Black Drinking Day with Deon Cole

Ambience Entertainment / Opera Telecom / Telecoms TV

Metro Manila Film Festival Award for Best Original Theme Song

While Lewis and Jenson are off doing charity work, Professor M takes McLaren's Young Driver Programme candidate Nyck De Vries for a four-hour lecture on engineering. When Nyck grows bored, he decides to sneak one of McLaren's racing cars out for a test drive.

Vocalsbassturntablesdrum machinesynthesisersamplersequencerpersonal computer

Feature: The challenge is to follow a pioneer trail through the Rocky Mountains by using the modern equivalent of the covered wagon: the minivan. Rutledge chooses a 1999 all-wheel drive Chevy Astro. Adam drives a 2001 all-wheel drive Chrysler Town & Country. Tanner picks a rear-wheel drive Ford Aerostar with manual transmission.

*Challenge 1: Ice curling. On an ice rink, the minivans had to accelerate, brake and slide toward a cooler on an ice rink. As in the sport of curling, closest to the cooler wins; as in the real game, one driver may bump another driver away. Adam hits the cooler, Rutledge bumps him and dislodges the cooler; Tanner gets closest. Winner: Tanner.

*Challenge 2: Racing and unloading. Each driver must race down a high-altitude road, remove his minivan's back seat and race back. Rutledge begins feeling the effects of altitude sickness. Tanner planned to have his rear seat fall out of his vehicle, but the plan doesn't work. Both lose to Adam's greater horsepower. Winner: Adam.

*Challenge 3: Livestock transport. The winner transports a live farm animal with the least amount of damage to his minivan. Adam carried a pig, Rutledge a sheep and Tanner three goats. Adam deliberately loses the challenge when he lets his pig go due to the smell. Tanner's goats eats an ashtray. Winner: Rutledge.

*Challenge 4: All three vehicles must traverse a dangerous mule trail across the Rocky Mountains to an icy lake, then float their vehicle to the opposite shore. Tanner's rear-wheel-drive minivan gets stuck twice and requires the use of his winch and the help of the other hosts to cross the divide. At the lake, Rutlege tries to use a bicycle-powered paddleboat device but finds that he cannot steer his vehicle. He gives up while trying to push his vehicle across in the icy water. Adam planned to use an outboard motor to get him across, but he forgot to put gas in the engine and had to paddle manually. Tanner paddled to the other side, tied the winch cable to the shore and used the winch to get him across. Winner: Rutledge .

Iraqi Armed Forces
* Shia militias
* Tribal fighters
U.S. Air Force

Conan visits the Intel Science Fair, Max Goes to the Airport

Uganda Be an Elephant" "To Kilimanjaro Bird

The furniture of the previous tenant, Rafkin, has become Jackie and Sara's but when his sister shows up to claim his belongings, they find themselves in an unfurnished apartment. When Henry refuses to pay for new furniture, the girls decide to move out and into an unsafe part of town.

Guest: Tim Allen

Challenge: Rutledge drives the new Honda CR-Z hybrid, which he finds to be slow and less economical than even the Toyota Prius. To test the car, he teams up with Adam and races two mountain bikers across San Francisco. Due to several navigational errors, as well as Rutledge being distracted by the features of the car, the bikers narrowly win the race.

Feature: The three hosts are given $3000 to buy used cars at an auction and sell them for a profit. Tanner buys a Porsche 914, which lacks reverse and first gears, for $1850; Rutledge buys a relatively problem-free 1992 Lexus LS for $2250; Adam buys an 1987 Acura Legend for $870. The three are given the night to use the remainder of their budget to fix their cars and make them more saleable.

The next morning, Tanner reveals he spent the rest of his money on a new coat of paint and hires a two attractive women to entice prospective buyers. Rutledge has painted his car "stealth" black and plans to market his car as a family vehicle with pony rides and a barbecue. Adam decides to market his car as a calm, stress-free vehicle, incorporating a coat of green paint and adding a set of bells. After several attempts to make a deal, Tanner sold his car for the same price as he bought it, losing $1150 total. Adam is the only one to profit, making $44 after selling his car at $1450. Rutledge is unable to sell his car, but manages to auction it to a member of the studio audience for $1 and the buyer's Members Only jacket.

* Emily Rose
* Lucas Bryant
* Nicholas Campbell
* Eric Balfour

The East side of the church, from Hills Road.

He's A Bad, Bad, Bad Sport" "Dapper Duck Burgers

Kenya Be My Friend: Following a bitter falling-out on "Bestest Best Friend Day", Timon and Pumbaa each vow to find another Bestest Best Friend, and they are successful in meeting each other's polar opposites , until they realize how much they miss each other.
Good Mousekeeping: Rafiki comes across a mouse who wishes to be bigger to gain more respect. Rafiki grants him his wish, and he soon discovers that being big does not necessarily mean more respect.

Upon realizing the birth of his third child is only six weeks away, Henry feels a sense of guilt for not spending enough time with his two daughters. He decides to invite them on a weekend ski trip, but the experience doesn't turn out quite the way he envisioned when the girls meet a couple of brothers and he discovers that Monroe packed the wrong suitcase in the car.

Jungle Slickers: Timon and Pumbaa go to Kansas to become farmers. Timon doesn't like that job at first, but then starts getting into it.

Don't Wake the Neighbear: Timon and Pumbaa are throwing a party at Pumbaa's aunt's house, but are threatened by Smolder, who is trying to sleep. They are forced to be quiet as a result, but Timon must prevent his buddies from being noisy as well.

Africa-Dabra!: A magic rabbit breaks up Timon and Pumbaa's friendship, so he and Timon can create a successful magic act and win a talent show.

I Don't Bolivia: A criminal toucan named Toucan Dan talks Timon into releasing him from a cage. After recapturing Toucan Dan, Timon is again talked into releasing him, leading to a cycle of recaptures and re-releases. The episode ends with Timon impersonating Toucan Dan, the Vulture Police capturing Timon, Toucan Dan impersonating Timon... and Pumbaa having to determine which is which.

Jeff Reno, Ron Osborn, Christopher Vane & Jill Baer Christopher Vane & Jill Baer

In a cozy cabin, a pair of Siberian soul mates’ relationship is put to the test with the birth of their fireball son Calvin. While at a cats only grooming salon, a Turkish Angora kitten named Izzie has to balance her personal style with life in the salon.

Celebrity Survey, "Birthday" is played on the new Beatles Rock Band

Guest: Adam Levine

Challenge: Tanner, Rutledge and Adam race along the Pacific Coast Highway to see whose $500 clunker is best. Rutledge chooses a Ford Festiva, Tanner takes a 1989 Mercedes 190E while Adam drives a 1994 Crown Victoria.

*Challenge 1: Push Test. First host to push his car 100 yards win. Winner: Rutledge
*Challenge 2: Grand Theft Clunker. Each host was given a coat hanger and challenged to break into the other hosts' car. First to do so would win. Adam becomes fed up with using a coat hanger and literally breaks into Tanner's car with a crowbar. Winner: Adam
*Challenge 3: Forensic analysis. Each car was subjected to forensic analysis and the least constaminated car would win. Rutledge's car was found to be full of animal hair, urine, seminal fluid and traces of animal feces. Adam's car was full of vomit and blood, , while Tanner's car is shown to be the most contaminated with dead skin cells, unknown protein-rich substance, mucous and staphylococcus bacteria. Afterwards, all three hosts try methods to protect themselves from the contaminants. Winner: Adam
*Challenge 4: Finish line at Twin Peaks. All three cars had to navigate the streets of San Francisco and rush hour traffic. Rutledge's Festiva begins to overheat and its clutch burns out, leaving him to push his car out of downtown. Tanner's car takes the lead but stalls out as it tries to climb up the steep incline towards Twin Peaks. Despite having over 425,000 miles on it, Adam's car is the only one that finishes the race. Winner: Adam

Feature: Rutledge reviews the new Cadillac CTS-V family and tries to convince an unbelieving Adam that their performance is on par with supercars by drag-racing a CTS-V Wagon against a Ferrari California.

Sara and Monroe are ecstatic when a movie director decides Jackie and Sara's apartment would be perfect to film a movie. However, Henry and Muriel are totally unsure of the situation. Things get out of hand when a lion, being used for the film, gets loose and takes up residence in Henry and Muriel's kitchen.

;Top passers
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 30/46, 245 yards, 2 TDs, 1 INT
* STL – Case Keenum - 14/22, 124 yards, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* DET – Joique Bell - 7 carries, 50 yards
* STL – Todd Gurley - 16 carries, 140 yards
;Top receivers
* DET – Golden Tate - 9 receptions, 60 yards
* STL – Kenny Britt - 2 receptions, 35 yards
;Top tacklers
* DET – Josh Bynes - 7 tackles, 1 assist
* STL – Mark Barron - 8 tackles, 3 assists

Feature: To determine America's toughest truck, the hosts travel to Alaska. They are given $3,000 to buy pick-up trucks, with the conditions that the truck has at least and are bought sight unseen. Tanner buys a 1983 Chevrolet C/K, Rutledge buys a 1997 Dodge Ram, and Adam buys a 1976 Ford F-250. After seeing their purchases for the first time, they are informed that anyone whose truck breaks will be forced to drive an imported Toyota Hilux, which they claim will make them a national disgrace.

*Challenge 1: Each host must accelerate their truck to 30 miles an hour along a trail, then brake at a marker placed 30 feet from the edge of a lake. Adam and Tanner pass with several feet to spare, but, due to his co-hosts moving the marker closer to the water, Rutledge fails. The hosts are then told to drive to Fairbanks, where they are told that they must convert their trucks into campers overnight to survive in the wilderness. The next day, Tanner reveals he has built a metal ramp-shaped tent, to which he has attached several spoilers, which he claims will generate additional downforce. Rutledge has built a log cabin in the back of his truck, although it features a hole at the end of the bed for his feet. Adam has attached a large metal cage with pictures of lions, which he hopes will scare off any wild animals.

*Challenge 2: The three must climb to the top of Fish Creek. Along the way, all three get stuck; Adam during a river crossing, and Tanner and Rutledge bog down on the muddy trail. Each time their co-hosts pitch in and pull them out. Eventually, they make it to the top, where they make camp.

*Challenge 3: As their final challenge, the team must drive further south to a glacier, and drive upon it to complete their challenge. Early on, Adam's truck hits a rock and breaks its driveshaft, thus relegating him to the Hilux and leaving Rutledge and Tanner to press on. Eventually, several trips through the mud begin to take their toll on Rutledge's truck and, after several scares, it finally dies as well. With both of his co-hosts stuck in the Hilux, Tanner declares himself the winner, but, after being reminded he still has to finish himself, rams the back of his truck into one of the nearby icebergs and climbs onto it to claim victory.

Jackie's boyfriend Brad has recovered from his gunshot wound and decides he can't work a desk job, which causes him to reconsider the appropriateness of a long term relationship with her. Meanwhile, the Rushes' furnace goes out, and Monroe's desire to help only increases Henry's agony.

Unlucky in Lesotho: Timon wants to join Ned the Elephant's Good Luck Club and in order to do so, he must protect Ned's Lucky Jar. However, this proves to be a challenge when Pumbaa accidentally brings home a black panther cub .

Rafiki's Apprentice: Rafiki's nephew comes to visit and wants to learn magic from him. Sadly, it gets out of control, especially when he starts to make the trees walk.

Note: The plot of this episode mirrors the plot of The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Guest: Dominic Monaghan

Feature: Tanner races two skiers down Mammoth Mountain in a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. Tanner uses a crowded mountain road for the first part of the race, while the skiers must take a gondola to the top of the mountain and ski down, eventually meeting Tanner on the slopes for the last leg. Tanner wins the race, greeting the skiers at the bottom. Later in the show, the Lancer sets a lap time of 1:29.2 on the test track.

Review: Rutledge reviews and compares the Aston Martin V8 Vantage and the V12 Vantage on a dry lake bed in El Mirage, California on the edge of the Mojave Desert. Rutledge states that the V8 Vantage has too much weight and not enough horsepower but that the V12 Vantage has the horsepower to make it a great car. Only the V12 Vantage was put on the track for a power lap and completed it in 1:28:2.

Challenge: Adam and Rutledge challenge Tanner to a drifting competition using three Nissan 370Zs. They declare that Tanner is not allowed to compete himself, and force him to instead coach a blind man, Brian Fischler. After a short lesson to teach Brian the basics, they proceed with the first event, to see who can make the longest burnout. Brian wins, with Adam unable to set a mark, and Rutledge in second. The second event involved the hosts doing as many donuts as possible within a circle of cones; Rutledge wins by default after Brian and Adam are unable to complete a donut. The final competition was handbrake parallel parking; although Adam and Rutledge manage to get within the allotted space, Brian wins the final event and the competition.

;Top passers
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 24/35, 203 yards
* SEA – Russell Wilson - 20/26, 287 yards, 1 TD
;Top rushers
* DET – Ameer Abdullah - 13 carries, 33 yards
* SEA – Thomas Rawls - 17 carries, 48 yards
;Top receivers
* DET – Calvin Johnson - 7 receptions, 56 yards
* SEA – Jermaine Kearse - 2 receptions, 84 yards
;Top tacklers
* DET – James Ihedigbo - 7 tackles, 1 assist
* SEA – Bobby Wagner - 4 tackles, 4 assists

Tiger Woods joke caddy, Celebrity Survey

This 2014 Christmas special contains archived footage of the entire series set to Christmas music. There is no narration in this episode.

Visiting Pig-nitaries: Timon and Pumbaa are visiting in Etiquettica. When they run into an assistant to the Empress, who mistakes them for visiting dignitaries, Timon talks Pumbaa into going along with it. Pumbaa eats the bugs in front of the assistant, burps in the Empress' face, ruins Etiquettica's Constitution by using it as a tissue to blow his nose, then ruins a painting of Etiquettica's first Emperor, and ruins a fancy dinner. Timon covers up for it by saying, "A custom in our country." They get thrown out as soon as Timon admits they're not fancy-schmancy dignitaries.

The Truth About Kats and Hogs: An Animal Behavioral Scientist, Jean Farrel, is watching Pumbaa , although he doesn't like it very much. Soon she shows Pumbaa some bugs, and he doesn't care anymore. Timon has now caught Jean's attention. She cannot decide which animal to study, the meerkat or the warthog. Timon and Pumbaa try to help her decide with every talent they have, which makes her go crazy. She's so crazy that some male Naturalists think she's a Wild Woman of the Jungle and take her away.

;First quarter
*DET - Theo Riddick pass from Matthew Stafford for 6 yards. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 82 yards, 3:48. Lions 7–0.
;Second quarter
*ARI - Darren Fells pass from Carson Palmer for 14 yards Chandler Catanzaro kick is good. Drive: 5 plays, 71 yards, 2:26. Tied 7–7.
*ARI - David Johnson 4 yard rush. Chandler Catanzaro kick is good. Drive: 1 play, 4 yards, 0:05. Cardinals 14–7.
*ARI - David Johnson 2 yard rush. Chandler Catanzaro kick is good. Drive: 5 plays, 99 yards, 2:25. Cardinals 21–7.
*ARI - John Brown 18 yard pass from Carson Palmer. Chandler Catanzaro kick is good. Drive: 3 plays, 22 yards, 0:47. Cardinals 28–7.
;Third quarter
*ARI - Larry Fitzgerald pass from Carson Palmer for 2 yards. Chandler Catanzaro kick is good. Drive: 5 plays, 32 yards, 3:47. Cardinals 35–7.
;Fourth quarter
*DET - Matt Prater 40 yard field goal. Drive: 10 plays, 60 yards, 2:13. Cardinals 35–10.
*ARI - Andre Ellington 63 yard rush. Chandler Catanzaro kick is good. Drive: 3 plays, 80 yards, 1:31. Cardinals 42–10.
*DET - Lance Moore pass from Dan Orlovsky for 13 yards. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 15 plays, 86 yards, 3:50. Cardinals 42–17.

A shy Cavalier King Charles Spaniel is coaxed out of her shell by her peppy aunt. Then, everyone wants to be top dog in the Alaskan Malamute home. Finally, three Dalmatians grow into their spots as they show off their skills at the local fire station.

Iris unexpectedly returns to San Francisco to be wined and dined by the shady character she had been dating during her previous stay, and her loved ones once again fear what his motivation is. Meanwhile, Sara gets a credit card.
Henry invites his former Navy superior Frank to dinner, only to find out he's been in a gay relationship for the past 25 years. When Frank admits that his partner is terminally ill, Henry tells Muriel he has trouble feeling sympathy for them, which disturbs her deeply. Henry however by the end of the episode decides to put aside his discomforts with homosexuality and be there for his old friend in his time of need.

Recipe for Disaster" "Going Over-Boar'd

Uganda Be an Elephant: Upon seeing the respect elephants earn from other animals, Timon attempts to physically transform Pumbaa into one.
To Kilimanjaro Bird: In retribution for stealing Baby Earl's bug breakfast, Timon and Pumbaa are forced by Earl's mother to babysit him while she goes for more bugs. They soon realize that Earl is more than a handful to look after.

Conan at the focus group, Twitter Tracker

Wide Awake in Wonderland" "Zazu's Off-by-One Day

Nyck De Vries returns to the team for another lesson, this time applying his knowledge to the circuit. When Nyck gets bored, he once again causes more mischief.

* ISIL forces take full control of Ramadi and its outskirts.

While Henry is cleaning out the Rush home, Monroe discovers library books that Henry had checked out five years ago. Henry is determined to avoid paying the enormous fine at all costs, but disposing of the books proves to be much easier said than done.

Week Seventeen: Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers – Game summary
Sam Rosen, Kirk Morrison and Peter Schrager

Henry is thrilled that Jackie has begun dating Bill St. George again, and can't keep himself from strongly suggesting the couple consider marriage. However, his forcefulness backfires when Jackie announces that she's decided to have a baby with Bill out of wedlock.

* E1 Entertainment
* Entertainment One Television
* Piller/Segan/Shepherd
* Universal Networks International
* Big Motion Pictures Productions
* Canwest Global
* Shaw Media

William Shatner reads Levi Johnston quotes, Conan hangs out with Wing Pang

Kitten owners go to great measures to take care of their fiercely independent pets as the birth and first few months of three separate kitten litters are documented in order to record all of the important moments in the kittens' lives.

Breeds featured: Persians, Abyssinians, and Bengals.

Classic Tonight Show Moment, Deon Cole declares Conan is black

A siamese named Chester searches for a little peace and quiet away from his eight chatty siblings. While working mom Pippa tries to balance her own litter of six tiny British Shorthairs with her job at a cat clinic.

Distorted Obama message, Forged Obama birth certificate, Conan & Andy on the Aisle

Timon's Time Togo" "The Law of the Jungle

Dubai Tower Elevator Chat, Learning Na'vi, Celebrity Survey
Classic Tonight Show Moment, Ed Helms sings Conan a song, the $1.5 million skit

Jackie openly dreads a visit from an annoying, nerdy guy who had a crush on her when she was a kid. However, when Sara is the first to discover his physical appearance has changed completely and starts dating him, Jackie becomes extremely jealous and vindictive.

Lisa decides to attend a night class to prepare for her citizenship test, but she suddenly wants to quit, claiming she doesn't like the teacher. Henry prods her to continue the class, but he and Muriel are shocked when Lisa finally admits the teacher is sexually harassing her.
Note: Pat Carroll does not appear

One Tough Bug: Timon targets a strong bug to eat while Pumbaa acts like a hippie to prevent Timon from catching it.

Pirates of Pumbzance: Timon and Pumbaa get jobs as pirates working for Captain Bloodbeard, but it's not as Pumbaa hoped for.

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 25/36, 335 yards, TD
*ARI – Carson Palmer – 25/35, 310 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 23 rushes, 69 yards, TD
*ARI – David Johnson – 19 rushes, 92 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph – 6 rec, 67 yards
*ARI – Michael Floyd – 5 rec, 102 yards, TD

People injured while building the studio, The Tonight Show Back Row Irish Stepdancers, Reporting Live: Andy reports on the California wildfires, Who Wore it Best?

* John Morayniss
* Noreen Halpern
* Laszlo Barna
* Gabrielle Stanton
* Matt McGuiness
* Scott Shepherd
* Shawn Piller
* Lloyd Segan

Barack Obama heckled by Statler and Waldorf, Canada's Got Talent, Triumph at the Chabad Telethon

Wide Awake in Wonderland: The insomniac Pumbaa makes Timon read him warthog/meerkat versions of The Ant and the Grasshopper and Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Timon dislikes every story he reads, so he makes one up.

Zazu's Off-by-One Day: Zazu gets fired from his job after he forgets to count one single animal on his complete list of animals. He sets out in a quest to find out which animal he forgot.

Freddie Loves It, We Love It, You're Cancelled

Finally arriving at Kobe, Kyouya's mom is revealed to be a normal, doting middle-aged woman, much to Erika's relief. After spending some time with her at the dinner table, Erika finds out a little more about the kind of mom she is, as well as her closed relationship with Kyouya. While washing dishes afterwards, Kyouya's sister Reika reveals the details behind Kyouya's suspicion of love and his mother after she divorced his father, and believes herself to be the cause of why he is the way he is. That night, they try on yukatas in preparation for the summer festival they are attending. Before leaving the next day, Kyouya agrees to tag along after having a change of heart. During the festival, Reika reminisces of all the childhood memories that the various foods and attractions remind her of, with Erika trying to get Kyouya to participate in them, but to no avail. After a small argument in which she pretends to be mad at Kyouya, she walks off to call his mother to set up a plan to get them to meet, but is knocked down by the crowd with her necklace falling off and breaking in the process. After Kyouya and Reika frantically search for her, their mother comes and assists them, finding Erika by the dumpster looking for her necklace. As the fireworks go off, her mother finds the necklace and they all go home. At home, Kyouya and his mother reconcile before he returns to Tokyo with Erika. On the train, he finds Erika looking at childhood pictures and he comes to terms with his memory of the snowman.

;Top passers
*STL – Nick Foles – 18/33, 168 yards
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 13/21, 144 yards
;Top rushers
*STL – Todd Gurley – 24 rushes, 89 yards, TD
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 29 rushes, 125 yards, TD
;Top receivers
*STL – Kenny Britt – 3 rec, 87 yards
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 3 rec, 42 yards

Week Twelve: Minnesota Vikings at Atlanta Falcons – Game summary
TCF Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, Minnesota

The $65 million sketch ; The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien retrospective montage; Conan's exit interview with Steve Carell; Beck, Will Ferrell, Billy Gibbons, Ben Harper, Conan, Viveca Paulin, and The Tonight Show Band perform "Free Bird"

Jackie and Sara have split the cost of rent but when Sara is unable to pay her half, Henry tells her to go out and get a job. Sara easily gets a job as a waitress, but Henry is in no way thrilled with the skimpy costume that she has to wear. This leads to a blow up between Henry and Muriel leading her to move in with Jackie and Sara.

Stay Away from my Honey!: Timon and Pumbaa fall in love with a lady named Leslie Lambeau, but run into conflict with Smolder who also wants her love.

Sitting Pretty Awful: Timon and Pumbaa are hired to babysit triplets.

Don't Be Elfish" "Lights, Camera, Traction

The hosts compete who can build the best RV, that is both comfortable and fun to drive. Tanner drives a 1983 Porsche 928 with a rocket on the roof as sleeping accommodation, Adam drives a 1973 Buick Centurion Convertible, with a building modeled after the Flatiron Building and Rutledge drives an extendable 1989 Honda Civic Wagon.
*Challenge 1: Race to the nearest campsite. They each have to race to their plots, whoever gets their first will win. Adam and Rut take the same route whereas Tanner takes a Shortcut. In the End Tanner comes first, Adam in Second and Rut in Third. Winner: Tanner
On the way to their Next Challenge Tanner is relaxed whereas Adam has near contact with a Bridge and Rut's Ears hurt due to the Honda's cut off Exhaust.
*Challenge 2: Drag Race there and back. Each of their creations will race a Newmar Mountain Aire down a drag strip and back. On the way down the drag strip Tanner is in first, Adam in second, Rut in third and the Newmar in last. On the turn due to Tanner has to wait for Rut to move out the way whereas Adam doesn't. Despite this Tanner's Porsche easily beats Adam's Buick which both thrash Rut's Honda and the Newmar. Winner: Tanner
*Challenge 3: Easy to withstand winds and get changed in. They each must try an get changed into rain gear inside their RV's while the other two through toys at them through 80mph fans. During Tanner's run his rocket disintegrates meaning that he fails to complete the run into getting dressed into his rain gear and gets a DNF despite getting a time of 1:17. During Adam's run despite the other two throwing the hardest objects, the Flatiron building withstands it and Adam gets dressed into his rain gear and completes the course in 1:44. During Rutledge's run he couldn't even set up his RV, couldn't put on his rain gear and completed the course in 3:04 meaning that he lost. Winner: Adam
During their way to their next Challenge Adam has few problems such as tree stuck in the window of his Flatiron Buick, whereas Tanner has to fix his the Rocket on his Porsche and Rut's Honda is stuck in its open position with everything inside wet.
*Challenge 4: Tailgate party. See which RV is the most popular by attracting people to their RV's. Tanner attracts some people due to the fact that he serves wine and he has a sports car. Rutledge attracts more people due to the fact he's from the south and understands NASCAR tradition. Adam attracts the least number of people due to him being a New Yorker and not understanding the South. Winner: Rutledge
*Final Challenge: Racing around NASCAR Track. Race against three motorhomes for 6 laps of the NASCAR rally track. Initially Tanner takes the lead with Adam and Rut fighting for second. However during the second last lap one of the motorhomes knocks into Adam's Buick causing it to role over. Near the finish line on the last lap Tanner's Porsche dies and Rut's Honda manages to complete the course. Winner: Rutledge
In the End: Despite Adam technically building the only RV and Tanner winning two challenges, overall victory was the final challenge meaning that Rutledge was the winner plus since the Porsche died and the Buick rolled over the Honda was the only car still intact Rut concludes by saying that the RV should be based on the Honda Civic Wagon. The guys all leave in the Honda. Overall Winner: Rutledge

It Runs Good: Working as car salesman, Timon and Pumbaa sell a car to Smolder and end up working it to keep him happy.

Hot Air Buffoons: Timon and Pumbaa stumble onto a hot air balloon and end up in a race around the world.

Circus Jerks: Timon & Pumbaa are in a circus, making an angry clown jealous of them.

Nest Best Thing: Pumbaa builds a house for Little Jimmy, but Little Jimmy is actually a criminal, and his house is actually a hide out.

;Top passers
* SF – Blaine Gabbert - 22/33, 225 yards, 2 TDs
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 29/37, 301 yards, 2 TDs
;Top rushers
* SF – DuJuan Harris - 11 carries, 73 yards
* DET – Ameer Abdullah - 8 carries, 39 yards
;Top receivers
* SF – Vance McDonald - 5 receptions, 61 yards, 1 TD
* DET – Calvin Johnson - 6 receptions, 77 yards, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* SF – NaVorro Bowman - 8 tackles, 2 assists, .5 sack
* DET – Darius Slay - 6 tackles

Fonzie and Tom Cruise at Lakers parade, Conan brings in huge statue, Casting for NBC's new film
Conan visits a Barbershop quartet convention, Blame It on LaBamba

Road splits, FM 1179 continues down Briarcrest Dr

;Top passers
* ARI – Carson Palmer - 11/14, 161 yards, 3 TDs
* DET – Dan Orlovsky - 21/38, 1 TD, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* ARI – Chris Johnson - 11 carries, 103 yards
* DET – Zach Zenner - 10 carries, 30 yards
;Top receivers
* ARI – John Brown - 4 receptions, 73 yards, 1 TD
* DET – Golden Tate - 8 receptions, 74 yards
;Top tacklers
* ARI – Jerraud Powers - 10 tackles, 2 assists
* DET – James Ihedigbo - 5 tackles, 1 assist

Adam designs his own show, supposedly by blackmailing Tanner and Rutledge with embarrassing childhood photographs. He drives the original GT40 for six feet, and a replica for much farther after that. Rutledge arrives in a Ferrari 550 Marinello and the two compete in a series of challenges. Later, the guys play a game of 5 vs 5 American football using demolition derby cars. An air gun is used in the quarterback car, and nets are fitted to two other cars that play the role of receivers.

Week Three: San Diego Chargers at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Sandra Bullock, The Little League World Series Champions
NFL Made for TV Movie, Feminist Pornography

Henry breaks his arm when Monroe falls off a ladder and lands on top of him. His nightmare becomes worse when Mr. Wainwright assigns a young and obnoxious artist to assist him, who turns out to have the talent to back up his ego.

;First quarter
No scoring
;Second quarter
*DEN - Ronnie Hillman 1 yard rush. Brandon McManus kick is good. 12 plays, 80 yards, 6:25. Broncos 7–0
*DET - Joique Bell 1 yard rush. Matt Prater kick is blocked. 9 plays, 80 yards, 3:51. Broncos 7–6.
*DEN - Demaryius Thomas pass from Peyton Manning for 45 yards. Brandon McManus kick is good. 7 plays, 80 yards, 0:58. Broncos 14–6.
;Third quarter
*DET -Ameer Abdullah 16 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Two-point conversion is no good. 4 plays, 29 yards, 2:09. Broncos 14–12.
;Fourth quarter
*DEN - Brandon McManus 48 yard field goal is good. 5 plays, 19 yards, 2:22. Broncos 17–12.
*DEN - Owen Daniels 11 yard pass from Peyton Manning. Brandon McManus kick is good. 5 plays, 51 yards, 1:09. Broncos 24–12.

Tonight Show Flash Mob, New Years Resolutions, In the Year 3000

;Top passers
*NYG –
*MIN –
;Top rushers
*NYG –
*MIN –
;Top receivers
*NYG –
*MIN –

;First quarter
*DET - Matt Prater 29 yard field goal is good. Drive: 13 plays, 67 yards, 7:06. Lions 3–0.
*DET - Matt Prater 41 yard field goal is good. Drive: 10 plays, 53 yards, 5:30. Lions 6–0.
;Second quarter
*DET - Matt Prater 51 yard field goal is good. Drive: 11 plays, 57 yards, 2:38. Lions 9–0.
;Third quarter
*OAK - Latavius Murray 1 yard rush. Sabastian Janikowski kick is good. Drive: 10 plays, 80 yards, 4:36. Lions 9–7.
*OAK - Sebastian Janikowski 48 yard field goal is good. Drive: 7 plays, 22 yards, 2:55. Raiders 10–9.
*OAK - Sebastian Janikowski 56 yard field goal is good. Drive: 5 plays, 35 yards, 2:06. Raiders 13–9.
;Fourth quarter
*DET - Matthew Stafford 5 yard rush. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 9 plays, 80 yards, 4:11. Lions 16–13.
*DET - Donald Penn of Raiders tackled in end zone for safety. 2 plays, -8 yards, 0:30. Lions 18–13.

;Top passers
* DET –
* CHI –
;Top rushers
* DET –
* CHI –
;Top receivers
* DET –
* CHI –
;Top tacklers
* DET –
* CHI –

When their lift breaks down , Professor M tells Lewis and Jenson tales from his time as a racer while they try to fix the lift and get to a race on time.

Week Seven: Minnesota Vikings at Detroit Lions – Game summary

With Sara and Jackie now living in the downstairs apartment, Henry has been excessively snooping in on their personal business. Sara asks for permission to go to Lake Tahoe for the weekend with three of her girlfriends from school, leaving behind birth control pills that one of Sara's friends left at the apartment so her father won't find out. Henry goes into panic mode after he finds the pills in her room, leading him to worry about Jackie as well when she goes out on a date with her navyman boyfriend who is in town from San Diego for the weekend, and lets him spend the night at the apartment , causing Henry to hit the roof.
Henry's generous offer to arrange a job interview for an attractive art student backfires when she begins showing affection for him, which puts him in the doghouse with an increasingly insecure Muriel and causes him to panic when Monroe tells him that she tried to jump out a window after her last break up. Henry and Muriel also host a Lamaze class in their apartment, which turns out to be a bad idea.
Out of pity, Henry reluctantly allows Monroe to crash on his couch for Easter week when Monroe's parents decide they don't want him to visit them in Miami. Henry soon regrets his generosity when he learns that Monroe has ruined his unpublished Cosmic Cow drawings, and in turn his own planned vacation.

Conan buys wax figures of Fonzie and Tom Cruise, Worst seat at the studio, Naming rights

;First quarter
*GB – Mason Crosby 42-yard field goal, 4:49. Packers 3–0. Drive: 13 plays, 56 yards, 5:35.
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph 47-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 3:01. Vikings 6–3. Drive: 4 plays, 64 yards, 1:48.
*GB – Mason Crosby 47-yard field goal, 1:37. Tied 6–6. Drive: 4 plays, 5 yards, 1:24.
;Second quarter
*GB – Mason Crosby 40-yard field goal, 10:17. Packers 9–6. Drive: 6 plays, 45 yards, 2:18.
*GB – Randall Cobb 10-yard pass from Aaron Rodgers , 0:06. Packers 16–6. Drive: 9 plays, 80 yards, 2:13.
;Third quarter
*GB – Mason Crosby 42-yard field goal, 10:13. Packers 19–6. Drive: 12 plays, 61 yards, 4:47.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 6-yard run , 2:37. Packers 19–13. Drive: 4 plays, 63 yards, 2:00.
;Fourth quarter
*GB – James Jones 27-yard pass from Aaron Rodgers , 14:51. Packers 27–13. Drive: 7 plays, 80 yards, 2:46.
*GB – Mason Crosby 52-yard field goal, 4:14. Packers 30–13. Drive: 4 plays, 1 yard, 0:23.

Week Eight: Detroit Lions at Kansas City Chiefs – Game summary

NBC's response to GLAAD, William Shatner reading Sarah Palin's farewell speech, Celebrity Survey
Arnold Schwarzenegger television ad, Bob Costas's Barack Obama interview, The Tonight Show Band run their own car wash, Interview with Bernie Madoff's prison consultant, Andy'll Try It!: Lady Gaga's flame-shooting bra

Henry and the girls invite Muriel's biological mother, who is stopping in San Francisco before sailing to the Orient over for dinner behind Muriel's back. While Muriel plans to use the opportunity to tell the woman off, she has a change of plans when the woman turns out to be a nun.

APPEAL from , affirming in part and setting aside in part . Leave to appeal granted,

Ivy Beleaguered: Timon and Pumbaa go to college, but the students like Pumbaa more.

Broadway Bound & Gagged: Timon and Pumbaa compete against each other to make the best Broadway play.

Recipe for Disaster: Timon and Pumbaa create a salsa recipe out of bugs and become famous because of it. But Pumbaa finds it difficult when Timon entrusts him to avoid exposing their secret recipe.

Going Over-Boar'd: While on a cruise ship, Timon and Pumbaa fight over who should be captain, and accidentally set the ship in motion.

* Big Ten All-Freshman team
* All-State

The old man tells the story of how Bruce McLaren started up McLaren, where there was just a shed with only three employees: Bruce, The Old Man and his kiwi, named Russell.

Professor M introduces James Hunt, McLaren's first British world champion, and disapproves of his playboy lifestyle as a bad image for Britain. However, the old man elaborates that James was a national hero and that there was more to his off-track activities than met the eye.
Debut: Tommy Hunt as James Hunt

Three delightful litters of puppies come of age; the first few months of Pugs', Mini-Australian Shepherds' and Rottweilers' lives are full of adventure, including an introduction to an agility course and lessons in duck-herding.

Mojave Desserted: Timon and Pumbaa save the life of an annoying and obnoxious rabbit, who then tries to repay them by waiting on them hand and foot.

Beauty and the Wildebeest: A wildebeest goes to Rafiki for help in impressing a beautiful gazelle he is in love with.

Representative to the Congress of Vienna

Wendy Scott & Bill Davenport Wendy Scott

In the Year 3000, The Tonight Show Tour-iffic Tram-tacular!

While Henry frets over the possible expiration of his employment contract, he allows Monroe to have a colleague named Kelly spend the night because they have a security guard training class together the next day. However, Monroe fails to specify that Kelly is a Doberman Pinscher.

Week Thirteen: Seattle Seahawks at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 23/32, 231 yards
*SF – Colin Kaepernick – 17/26, 165 yards
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 10 rushes, 31 yards
*SF – Carlos Hyde – 26 rushes, 168 yards, 2 TD
;Top receivers
*MIN – Mike Wallace – 6 rec, 63 yards
*SF – Anquan Boldin – 4 rec, 36 yards

Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant, The Tonight Show Audiency Awards

Week Sixteen: San Francisco 49ers at Detroit Lions – Game summary

At school, Erika tells Kyouya that her birthday is coming up . He asks her what she wants. She wants love. Later that night Kyouya asks Nozomi and Takeru what love is, since it is such an abstract concept for him. He asks what he should get her. Nozomi says to compliment her outfit while Takeru says to take her out to a restaurant. However later the next day, Kyouya eavesdropped on Erika while she was talking to San. Erika wants Kyouya to say "i love you" to her. On her birthday, they go to a restaurant, watch a movie, window shop and later take a nighttime boat cruise. Throughout all of this Kyouya is trying to say "i love you" but every time becomes flustered and makes some excuse. At the end of their date, while a car passes by, Kyouya says "I love you". Erika says that this has been the best birthday ever.

Max Weinberg in Cory Booker's office, Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog at pet boutique store.

Arrived on loan from Southampton in August 2013, permanent deal signed January 2014

The hosts tries to prove to the Icelandic people that American trucks are better than imports by driving up a volcano. Tanner drives a 1979 Ford Bronco, Rutledge drives a 1973 International Scout II and Adam drives a 1984 Chevrolet K30.

Sara arranges for a medium to conduct a séance to connect Mildred Rafkin with her deceased brother in an attempt to find a missing antique broach. However, an accusation leveled by Rafkin's "spirit" threatens to split up Henry and Muriel, when the voice of the Rushes' late tenant accuses Henry of marital infidelity.

Henry reluctantly allows Monroe to have his friend Sam become a temporary roommate to help him with the rent. However, Henry is shocked when Sam turns out to be a runaway girl from Florida.
Note: Elyse Knight, who guest starred as Sam, is the daughter of series star Ted Knight.

Mook Island: Because of Timon's rudeness, he and Pumbaa get kicked off a cruise ship, and they sail to a deserted island. There they are greeted by a mad scientist who wants to clone Timon.

Cliphangers : After trying to get a worm on the Cliffs of Moher, Timon & Pumbaa fall down, nearly plummeting to death, and see their lives' moments flash before their eyes. However, after Pumbaa pulls out an umbrella, the two safely land, and try to eat the worm from before.

A Message From All On TV, Holiday Stamps, Noches de Pasion con Señor O'Brien

Monroe enrolls in an assertiveness class on the advice of the Rush girls after being pushed around at a concert, but the class proves to work a little too well. Meanwhile, one of Henry's colleagues suggests Henry demand a raise from Mr. Wainwright.

Monster Massachusetts" "Handle with Caribbean

;First quarter
*DET – Calvin Johnson 1-yard pass from Matthew Stafford , 11:10. Lions 7–0. Drive: 7 plays, 75 yards, 3:50.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 37-yard field goal, 3:47. Lions 7–3. Drive: 15 plays, 63 yards, 7:23.
*DET – Eric Ebron 7-yard pass from Matt Stafford , 1:24. Lions 14–3. Drive: 4 plays, 80 yards, 2:23.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 53-yard field goal, 11:11. Lions 14–6. Drive: 9 plays, 37 yards, 5:13.
*DET – Matt Prater 52-yard field goal, 5:03. Lions 17–6. Drive: 6 plays, 8 yards, 2:53.
*MIN – Kyle Rudolph 1-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 1:49. Lions 17–12. Drive: 7 plays, 79 yards, 3:14.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 51-yard field goal, 0:00. Lions 17–15. Drive: 8 plays, 19 yards, 1:13.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Stefon Diggs 36-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 10:19. Vikings 22–17. Drive: 8 plays, 78 yards, 4:41.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 35-yard field goal, 6:07. Vikings 25–17. Drive: 5 plays, 61 yards, 2:07.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 22-yard field goal, 14:10. Vikings 28–17. Drive: 10 plays, 49 yards, 4:57.
*DET – Jeff Locke out of bounds in the end zone for a safety, 0:59. Vikings 28–19.

Week Ten: Minnesota Vikings at Oakland Raiders – Game summary

Gloc-9 feat. Denise Barbacena, Bonifacio: Ang Unang Pangulo

Chris Berman, Trent Dilfer and Lindsay Czarniak

William Shatner and Sarah Palin read excerpts from each other's autobiographies, Conan's Apology Song to Diane Sawyer
Sesame Street does health care, Tonight Show Hamster 500

Beast of Eden: Timon and Pumbaa agree to help a monster retrieve his gold tooth from the Three Natives and their leader.

Sense & Senegambia: After Pumbaa fails to catch a cricket, Timon thinks it's because he has a problem with his sense of seeing, hearing, and smelling, so he goes to the "Doctor's Office" to buy expensive aides. Later, Pumbaa realizes that he has to believe in himself to catch bugs.

Wishy Washy: Timon and Pumbaa find a genie's lamp and soon they wish for a million more wishes.

Ice Escapades: After watching a famous polar bear ice skating champion on TV, Timon decides that he and Pumbaa should learn how to ice skate so that they could be the world's famous ice skating champions as well. While Pumbaa is good at skating, Timon isn't and decides to give up his dream, but Pumbaa suggests that he keeps trying.

A black and white kitten named Moo goes head to head with his adopted brother, a baby skunk. Gus, an orange tabby kitten, tries to befriend his canine housemate. And an adventurous Savannah kitten seeks out an equally brave playmate.

Week Eleven: Oakland Raiders at Detroit Lions – Game summary

* DIY punk ethic
* skateboarding
* surf punk

The guys construct home made convertibles tough enough to survive in America's 49th state and road test them in a series of challenges as they drive from Anchorage to Homer. Rutledge buys a 1999 Jeep Cherokee Classic which he cuts the roof into three sections in order to be removed, Tanner chooses a 1999 Chevrolet Express which he turns into a Soft-Top Convertible and Adam for the first time takes a 1999 Toyota Tacoma Xtra Cab which he turns into a Targa Top.
*Challenge 1: Ease of Use. They arrive at the Alaska Raceway Park where they must achieve a high speed and put the roof up. Adam sets a new world record and puts the roof on his Tacoma up at 35mph. During his run Rut asks Tanner to drive while he puts the roof up and although he achieves 50mph he fails to put the roof up on his Cherokee. During Tanner's run he fails to close the roof and hits the end of the straight in his Express. Winner: Adam
*Challenge 2: Toughness. They all drive along an off road course to see which one of their designs would be the toughest. Despite Rut's Cherokee being the best off road he gets covered in mud. In the end Rut's Cherokee has nearly all its paint scratched, Tanner had a broken taillight, side mirror and rocker panel on his Express but Adam's Tacoma was just dusty meaning he won again. Winner: Adam
When they arrive at the campsite to prove Tanner's Design is poorly made, Adam and Rut put tuna in the roof which attracts a Grizzly Bear. To get back at Adam for showing off Tanner and Rut increase the pressure of his roof firing the Roof off and when they leave bashing the Tacoma.
*Challenge 3: Roof Strength. A chunk of water carried by a Helicopter will be lifted in the air and dropped on the roof of their cars. Rut's Cherokee takes this well, Adam's Tacoma takes it terribly and Tanner avoids to take the challenge by racing away towards Homer in his Express. Rut follows and Adam fails to start his Tacoma. Winner: Rutledge
*Challenge 4: Race to Homer. With Tanner and Rut left they both race to Homer using different roots. Tanner takes the road as he is an expert driver whereas Rut takes a boat across the shore to Homer. In the end Tanner arrives first with Rut in Second. Winner: Tanner
*In the End: Before Rut and Tanner can agree on a winner Adam arrives with a helicopter carrying his battered Tacoma. He drops it on its face killing it immediately. Rut and Tanner claim that since their cars are still alive they win but Adam claims his two victories makes the Tacoma the overall winner. In the end Rut and Tanner are willing to accept Adam as the winner but since they are sick of Adam destroying cars both refuse to drive him to the hotel. As both leave Adam and his wrecked Tacoma are left stranded but Adam concludes that the Tacoma is the best convertible in Alaska. Overall Winner: Adam

A baby Baboon is taken under the wing of a Golden Retriever. A Teacup Pig and a Flemish Rabbit sneak away from their day jobs and get into trouble. And an adventurous goat and a timid lamb break out of their everyday routine.

Rich Holland, a man who took Muriel on the road with a band when she was young arrives in town looking just as young as ever. Henry soon feels old and becomes insecure, however, Muriel also becomes insecure when Rich takes an interest in Jackie.

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 17/30, 187 yards, TD
*CHI – Jay Cutler – 22/33, 211 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 20 rushes, 103 yards
*CHI – Jeremy Langford – 12 rushes, 46 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 6 rec, 95 yards, TD
*CHI – Alshon Jeffery – 10 rec, 116 yards, TD

The Running of the Bullies: While in Spain, Timon agitates El Toro during the Running of the Bulls.

Special Defects: Timon & Pumbaa ask for Rafiki's help to fix the problems both hate about each other which keeps going horribly awry.

Jackie and her fiancé Brad separate after Brad demands that she become a housewife. Her parents and grandmother try to help her by each recounting their own versions of a similar situation that occurred while Henry and Muriel were dating.

Miss Perfect: Pumbaa mistakenly wins a beauty pageant when a fly gets trapped a machine and begins to neglect Timon.

Hakuna Matata U.: Timon and Pumbaa start a university teaching others about Hakuna Matata. Only a sloth and a smart owl show up to their disbelief.

;First quarter
*GB - Mason Crosby 44 yard field goal is good. Drive: 12 plays, 57 yards, 4:54. Packers 3–0.
;Second quarter
*DET - Matt Prater 49 yard field goal is good. Drive: 5 plays, 22 yards, 0:33. Tied 3–3.
;Third quarter
*DET - Brandon Pettigrew pass from Matthew Stafford for 2 yards. Matt Prater kick is no good. Drive: 3 plays, 1 yard, 1:27. Lions 9–3.
;Fourth quarter
*DET - Matt Prater 51 yard field goal is good. Drive: 5 plays, 22 yards, 1:39. Lions 12–3.
*GB - Richard Rodgers pass from Aaron Rodgers for 4 yards. Mason Crosby kick is good. Drive: 11 plays, 78 yards, 4:05. Lions 12–10.
*DET - Lance Moore pass from Matthew Stafford for 4 yards. Matt Prater kick is no good. Drive: 9 plays, 80 yards, 3:58. Lions 18–10.
*GB - Justin Perillo pass from Aaron Rodgers for 11 yards. Two point conversion attempt is no good. Drive: 8 plays, 73 yards, 1:25. Lions 18–16.

Tanner, Rutledge and Adam look back on the best moments and favorite highlights from the first season of Top Gear.

Catch Me if You Kenya: Timon and Pumbaa try to pass a vicious tiger in order to break into a butterfly collector's collection to free the butterflies.

Scent of the South: When Timon suddenly finds Pumbaa's natural smell disgusting, the unhappy Pumbaa decides to freshen up his smell with the help of a perfume-knowledgeable skunk.

Hot Enough for Ya?: After creating their own bug chili, Timon and Pumbaa have a contest to see who can cook the hottest and spiciest dish before one of them surrenders.

Werehog of London: Timon and Pumbaa visit London when they encounter a spooky fortune teller who leads Timon to believe that Pumbaa is a sinister werehog.

Don't Break The China" "The Laughing Hyenas: Can't Take A Yolk" "Song: Stand By Me

Be More Pacific: Pumbaa saves the life of an enchanted whale and gets three wishes. Pumbaa doesn't wish anything for himself, but Timon has some suggestions.
Note: This episode is a parallel to the Brothers Grimm fairy tale, The Fisherman and His Wife.

Going Uruguay: Timon and Pumbaa help a lost termite king back to his home, secretly planning to eat him and his subjects.

Guest: Kid Rock

Feature: Tanner tests a Ford F-150 SVT Raptor that has been modified by Hennessey Performance into a "VelociRaptor 475". He drives it off a paved road onto dirt and performs jumps with the truck, noting how the soft suspension lets it drive like a Cadillac. He then has a race against a HALO jumper. Tanner has to navigate the truck past sand traps, jumps and cows. The HALO jumper starts at an altitude of and dives to the finish line by spiraling the parachute at the end to descend quickly and take the narrow win.

Review: Adam drives the Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG on the test track. Though he praises the super car's power and the engine and exhaust note, he dislikes the rear styling and that while the car is at home on the track, it is not as good around town due to the stiff suspension. He loved the original 300SL Gullwing but only loved parts of the new car. The Stig sets a time of 1:27.6 on the test track.

Challenge: In order to find a cost-effective and less-expensive replacement for the aging military Humvee, Rutledge and Adam mount several paintball guns to a 1997 Honda del Sol and 1977 Chevrolet El Camino, respectively, and race to the other end of a paintball range. Rutledge claims victory and forces Adam to shoot himself in the foot.

Celebrity Survey, Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant

Postponed due to safety concerns after high winds had caused building damage.

Obama Supports Conan, Global Leaders Weigh In, Olympic Changes, Kenneth Interrupts, Learning About The News While On The News, Classic Tonight Show Moment

A sanctuary in the Central American country of Costa Rica is dedicated to rescuing orphaned and injured sloths; extremely endearing baby sloths lead busy lives that are full of activities and learn how their species survives in the wild.

Oregon Astray: Pumbaa gets a lazy Timon and himself jobs as dam builders for Boss Beaver, leading to Timon becoming a workaholic, knowing that he'll be rich within days.

New Guinea Pig: Pumbaa gets tired of his tusks, so Timon decides to sell them to the Three Natives.

Week Four: Minnesota Vikings at Denver Broncos – Game summary

Henry is becoming increasing frustrated by Andrew's destructive curiosity, which culminates in him ruining one of Henry's unpublished Cosmic Cow drawings. Mr. Wainwright generously offers Henry his own office, but the transition turns out to be much less ideal than he or Muriel envisioned.
The Rushes are shocked when a good family friend dies of a heart attack in the prime of his life and leaves his family penniless. Muriel pressures Henry to buy more life insurance, but he regrettably takes Monroe along to his physical.
Austin Kalish, Irma Kalish Jerry Winnick, Arne Sultan & Earl Barret Jerry Winnick

The woman leaving Kyouya's apartment reveals to Erika that Kyouya actually told her to leave saying he doesn't want to fool around with girls anymore because he got a new dog. When Erika reaffirms her love for Kyouya and asks if he likes her, he tells her to anguish over whether or not he does. Erika meets Kyouya's friend, Hibiya Takeru, and he decides to help Erika win over Kyouya by quizzing Kyouya about his preferences and having Erika enact them. When their plans fail, Takeru calls out Kyouya and Erika and confesses his love to Erika to make Kyouya take action. Kyouya is apathetic and Erika runs away crying. Kyouya then tells Takeru that he should stop scheming with Erika because he plans to fall in love with Erika in his own way.

Obama's health care speech, Twitter is down!, Conan, Please Blow Up My Car! contest plug, In the Year 3000

The Persian, Bengal and British shorthair kitten families, some of the favorite kittens that have been featured, are all grown up and are revisited to learn what challenges they faced in their new homes and watch them reunite with old playmates.

Catch Me if You Kenya" "Scent of the South

An adorable showdown takes place between Pucci the Chihuahua and the new Royal Himalayan kittens. Singapura mom Jasmine has a hard time keeping up with her tiny, energetic brood. Short-legged and long legged munchkin siblings navigate the world.

Muriel hires a housekeeper named Evon, a immigrant from a war-torn Central American country, who is in the United States on a temporary visa. She immediately begins a relationship with Monroe, and tells Muriel that her visa is about to expire and she is in need of a way to stay in the United States. When Monroe announces they are going to get married shortly after her visa expires in order to keep her in the country, Henry fears they may be making a mistake.
Note: Guest star Lisa Antille would return as series regular during the sixth and final season as the Rushes' full-time housekeeper Lisa, following Henry, Muriel and Andrew's move to Mill Valley. Antille's character is nearly identical to the one she portrays in this episode, except her name is changed to Lisa, and her relationship with Monroe is only casually flirtatious during that season.

Two women kidnap and blindfold Monroe while he is about to return home from his security guard job at the mall. The women take him to their apartment and rape him. When Henry learns what happened, Henry is appalled, especially when Muriel, Jackie, and Sara assume that the police will not take Monroe's story seriously because he was raped by women. When the police officer tells Monroe that it would be best not to pursue charges, in order to avoid any unwanted media attention that could result from a trial, Monroe considers dropping the case. Henry convinces Monroe not to give up. Henry and Monroe decide to track down the perpetrators and bring them to justice.
Note: Though this episode was broadcast during the fifth season, it was originally produced for the fourth season.

Tanner takes Adam and Rut to try out extreme off road racing in rally cars, which involves driving at high speeds through the woods on narrow dirt roads with hairpin turns. Despite Tanner's experience, Rut and Adam challenge him to a race. While they take lessons to prepare, Tanner hones his skills at a nearby rally race. When they all meet up again, their friendly competition turns out to be way more epic than Tanner expected.

Mexican Drug Law, Meeting Universal Neighbors
Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant , Tonight Show Major League Soccer Cup Final Small Talk Moment, America's New Oprah

Forbidden Pumbaa: Pumbaa and, accidentally, Timon are kidnapped by an alien spacecraft and are taken to a vast laboratory.

Washington Applesauce: A voracious worm eats the apples of Apple Valley, threatening the continued existence of the annual apple festival. Timon and Pumbaa are hired to catch the worm. This is a parody of Jaws.

A pack of spotted Bengal kittens are bowled over by a lumbering Newfoundland. Four fluffy Norwegian Forest Cats dip their toes in the surf at their neighborhood beach. And, at a rescue home, two kittens find their way into the den mother's heart.

Mombasa-In-Law: Timon gets a visit from his mother. To convince her Timon has settled down, Pumbaa has to play Timon's wife.

TV Dinner: The Hyenas try to convince a filmmaker into making a wildlife documentary about them, rather than about an armadillo.

The Rushes are forced to cancel their plans to spend Christmas at Mammoth Mountain when Andrew comes down with a fever. Henry's day gets even worse when he allows Monroe to help him decorate the tree, and Jackie invites a mysterious man dressed as Santa to spend the day with them.
When Lisa tries to look for a new car, Henry agrees to loan Lisa money to buy a used car, on the stipulation that he gets to have final say on which one she chooses. Henry doesn't trust a slick car salesman who is trying to sell Lisa the car she wants and takes it upon himself to buy a car for Lisa from an elderly woman, only to discover that it is stolen when Lisa gets arrested.
Henry is fired by Mr. Wainwright when he refuses to publish an apology for his recent Cosmic Cow comic strips that poke fun at President Reagan. Rather than face the indignity of taking unemployment compensation, he makes the regrettable decision to pursue his passion for painting and lets Muriel accept an offer for a full time job she doesn't really want.
Cartoonist Jim Davis guest stars in an episode in which Henry secures the rights to get the Garfield comic strip to the Bugler while at a convention, without clearing it with Mrs. Stinson first. When he informs Mrs. Stinson upon her return from a vacation, he is shocked by her response when Hope rejects Henry's idea due to her dislike of comic strips; but it takes Monroe, who Henry hires to appear in a Garfield suit to promote the comic's appearance in the paper, to convince her to change her mind.

;First quarter
*DET - Matt Prater 35 yard field goal is good. Drive: 10 plays, 63 yards, 5:51. Lions 3–0.
*KC - De'Anthony Thomas 10 yard run. Cairo Santos kick is good. Drive: 9 plays, 56 yards, 5:02. Chiefs 7–3.
;Second quarter
*KC - Alex Smith 12 yard run. Cairo Santos kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 73 yards, 2:47. Chiefs 14–3.
*KC - Cairo Santos 33 yard field goal is good. Drive: 6 plays, 22 yards, 2:42. Chiefs 17–3.
*KC - Charcandrick West 8 yard run. Cairo Santos kick is good. Drive: 6 plays, 52 yards, 2:53. Chiefs 24–3.
;Third quarter
*KC - Travis Kelce 2 yard pass from Alex Smith. Cairo Santos kick is good. Drive: 11 plays, 61 yards, 6:07. Chiefs 31–3.
;Fourth quarter
*KC - Jeremy Maclin 17 yard pass from Alex Smith. Cairo Santos kick is good. Drive: 2 plays, 16 yards, 0:46. Chiefs 38–3.
*DET - Lance Moore 21 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 77 yards, 2:50. Chiefs 38–10.
*KC - Spencer Ware 4 yard run. Cairo Santos kick is good. Drive: 2 plays, 41 yards, 0:41. Chiefs 45–10.

;First quarter
*None.
;Second quarter
*PIT – Shaun Suisham 36-yard field goal, 8:23. Steelers 3–0. Drive: 6 plays, 36 yards, 1:43.
*MIN – MyCole Pruitt 34-yard pass from Mike Kafka , 4:20. Vikings 7–3. Drive: 8 plays, 81 yards, 4:03.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Joe Banyard 1-yard run , 3:57. Vikings 14–3. Drive: 1 play, 1 yard, 0:03.
;Fourth quarter
*None.

Week Seventeen: Detroit Lions at Chicago Bears – Game summary

Andy'll Try It!: Conference bicycle, Noches de Pasion con Señor O'Brien
A Message from All on TV, A Message from Conan's Father, Disneyland Shanghai map, Andy'll Try It: Neckline Slimmer and Facial Flex

Guest: Joe Mantegna

The hosts try to discover which car was the most dangerous to drive. Rutledge drives the Chevrolet Corvair, which was known for its tendency to oversteer. Adam drives a 1974 Ford Pinto, which had a history catching fire when rear-ended, and Tanner drives a 1988 Suzuki Samurai, which would roll over at speeds over 40 mph.

*Challenge 1: All three had to race around a curving track. First person to finish wins. Rutledge could not handle the Corvair's oversteering and Tanner rolled the Samurai. Winner: Adam.

*Challenge 2: The cars were modified in an attempt to correct the cars' flaws. Each driver had to drive around a slalom course of boxes, while being pelted with eggs, water balloons, confetti and other objects to obscure his vision. Smallest number of boxes hit wins. Winner: Adam.

*Challenge 3: All three drivers had to compete in a demolition derby with other cars for three minutes. First car to leave the arena wins. Adam's Pinto catches fire at the end of the challenge. Winner: Rutledge.

Feature: Adam is challenged to improve his driving speed and safety in an Ariel Atom. After Adam sets his time, Boris Said teaches Adam the fundamentals of car control. Adam wins the challenge by beating his initial time by 23 seconds.

The Church of Our Lady of the Assumption and the English Martyrs

the Cold War and the Civil conflict in the Philippines

Super Hog-O" "Don't Have the Vegas Idea

Mike and Sully struggle to survive as Rafe swears vengeance on them for kidnapping his brother, Jermaine. Sully takes pity on Jason after witnessing first-hand the struggles the youth faces. Ra'Nell attempts to protect Gem from Vincent. The police threaten to destroy their witness if she does not co-operate, putting Dushane and Sully in danger.

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 27/41, 269 yards, 1 TD
*DEN – Peyton Manning – 17/27, 213 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 16 rushes, 81 yards, 1 TD
*DEN – Ronnie Hillman – 11 rushes, 103 yards, 1 TD
;Top receivers
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 6 rec, 87 yards
*DEN – Demaryius Thomas – 9 rec, 93 yards

Manhattan Mishap: While on their way to New York, Timon and Pumbaa get kicked off an airplane and are marooned on an island with a starving man who wants to eat them.

Paraguay Parable: A lazy anteater tricks Timon and Pumbaa into competing over who can catch the most bugs.

Kenya Be My Friend?" "Rafiki Fables: Good Mousekeeping

At a small farmhouse an adventurous Cairn Terrier named Doogie attempts to befriend a finicky house cat. While a pristine pack of Samoyed pups have to decide whose rules they’d rather follow – their tidy mom or their messy dad.

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Four tiny Tibetan Spaniels are born into a family of watchdogs. An extra large litter of Newfoundland puppies take to the water as they train to be rescue dogs. And a patchwork puppy tries to blend into a family of Retriever Mixes.

;Top passers
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 32/53, 286 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT
* MIN – Teddy Bridgewater - 14/18, 153 yards, 1 TD
;Top rushers
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 4 carries, 20 yards
* MIN – Adrian Peterson - 29 carries, 134 yards
;Top receivers
* DET – Calvin Johnson - 10 receptions, 83 yards, 1 TD
* MIN – Adrian Peterson - 2 receptions, 58 yards
;Top tacklers
* DET – James Ihedigbo - 7 tackles, 2 assists
* MIN – Captain Munnerlyn - 7 tackles

Let's Serengeti Out of Here: Timon and Pumbaa are captured and forced to live in a wildlife preserve because its owner believes they belong to endangered species.

Congo on Like This: After rumors begin to spread, Timon believes Simba has become a carnivore and intends to eat him and Pumbaa.

Guest: Lake Bell

Feature: To celebrate the 25th episode of the U.S. version of Top Gear, Rutledge is given full control over the show. The features include his dream to take part in an official race, compete with Adam in a challenge to collect the most tips with a designated driver program, and try to solve the problem of charging an electric car while on the road. This is also an episode in which Tanner does not take part in any of the challenges.

*Challenge 1: Rutledge's desire to take part in an official race has him and Adam competing in a Superlite truck off-road race in California. Both train to handle the vehicles, then race each other for the one remaining spot in the official race. Winner: Rutledge

*Challenge 2: In San Francisco, Adam and Rutledge hire on as designated drivers and bet who would get the most tips. Rutledge first drives a Volkswagen Beetle with a military motif and gets a $20 tip. Adam gets lost on his first call, but ends up driving a Bentley Continental Flying Spur and receives no tip. Rutledge's second call was to drive a couple home in a 2009 Jeep Grand Cherokee, but he receives no tip due to the custormers being in a lusty embrace. Adam's second call allowed him to do a burnout with a custom 1966 Ford Mustang, earning him a $40 tip. Rutledge's last call which had him driving a group of girls home in a Honda Civic, earning him a $10 tip for a total of $30. Adam's last call had him driving two drag queens home in a Dodge Ram pickup. He gets a $20, thereby earning $60 total for the night. Winner: Adam

*Challenge 3: Rutledge attempts to solve the problem of electric cars running out of power while on the road, . His plan is to have Adam on the back of a pickup with an electric generator and a power cable. With the Stig driving the truck, Adam is to toss the cable to Rutledge in order to charge his car's electric motor once it begins to run low on power. After a few attempts and the Stig finally slowing down the speed, Rutledge succeeds in catching the cable and plugs it into his car. The practicality of using a gas-powered truck, a gas-powered generator and throwing the cable to the driver to charge an electrical car is questionable.

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In an attempt to bring in extra income to buy a new couch for the girls' apartment, Muriel starts a baby photography business in the apartment using Henry and his Cosmic Cow puppet as a prop. She regrettably puts Monroe in charge of scheduling, which results in a tense situation when Andrew is mistaken for another baby and taken by one of their customers.

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 14/22, 140 yards, TD
*OAK – Derek Carr – 29/43, 302 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 26 rushes, 203 yards, TD
*OAK – Latavius Murray – 12 rushes, 48 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 2 rec, 46 yards
*OAK – Amari Cooper – 5 rec, 79 yards

Tanner drives the 2012 Range Rover Sport Supercharged, Adam brings the Cadillac Escalade modified by Lingenfelter a drag racer and Rutledge tries the Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8.
*Challenge 1: A race from the meeting place from Pismo beach to the Gazebo in Paso Robles 40 miles away. Rutledge heads down the flat beach to the main road a 7 mile long journey whist Tanner takes a 1 mile short cut over the sand dunes Adam follows Tanner since they both know that Tanner always wins when he takes a short cut. However the plan backfires for Adam when he gets bogged down in the deep sand. Adam then tries Rutledge's route to try and at least beat Rutledge. At the finish line Rutledge and Adam finish within minutes of each other, Tanner finishes last. Winner Rutledge

*Challenge 2: The three test comfort and ride quality by hosting a picnic for a couple for each presenter as a test of ride quality half of the picnic will be on the roof, Tanner is confident in the Oxford leather upholstery in his car. Tanner's couple get an English assortment of kippers and Stilton and ever the racing driver drives as fast as possible with little regard to the comfort of his passengers. Adam decides that the picnic should be a collection of very sizeable food to show off the size of his Cadillac and boasts the luxury and features i.e. the climate controls in the car as well. Rutledge as always gives his passengers a documentary-like lesson about the Jeep and provides ready-meal-like cheese from a spray can and good old fashioned comfort food which doesn't go down well with his passengers. The guests are given comment cars and Tanner's food was horrible the ride was terrible and Tanner was unrefined. Rutledge was annoying and they complained that the host ate their food and Adam's guests thought things got worse when we got out of the car which implies as Adam points out they liked the comfort of the car. Since the test was about the comfort of the car and where Tanner scored 1, Rutledge scored 6 and Adam was rated the highest at 7 it meant he was the winner. Winner Adam.

*Challenge 3 A there and back drag race Tanner is concerned that whist he will win this his car starts having problems like water is coming into the car and his air suspension is acting and Adam points out the Range Rover is a bad choice due to only 12 dealerships across the US and the company is now Indian and will therefore be harder to find a place to repair or buy a new Land Rover. Despite all this Tanner still wins the race, Rut comes in second and Adam far behind. Winner: Tanner

Whilst going to Mammoth Mountain all three start to lose performance due to the altitude especially Rutledge who has a naturally aspirated engine and Adam starts to think that he will be in some difficulty in the snow due to the Cadillac's weight and size. The trio also have a race to the hotel they will stay at Tanner once again takes a short cut ignoring the road closed and the deep snow warning signs and gets stuck whilst Adam and Rutledge stick to the main road and win waiting for Tanner who when he arrives thinks that he has won only to find that he is quite the opposite. Adam And Rutledge finally can gloat about Tanner taking a short cut.

*Final Challenge: The three prepare to scale Mammoth Mountain and all fit snow tires to their car wheels and they all agree that the one who wins is the overall winner.Tanner blasts into the snow and soon gets stuck Rutledge and Adam manage to pass Tanner Adam manages to quickly get in the lead but soon gets stuck and tactics and slaloms up the Mountain Rutledge gets stuck and goes off to get some coffee and a breakfast. Adam instead of actually using the car to get him to the mountain uses another vehicle to get him to the mountain. Once again Tanner get stuck and in order to win leaves his Range Rover to get to the top of the mountain only to find Adam has made it there before him. However Tanner realises that Adam didn't get his car up the mountain on its own so Tanner declares he is the winner. Rutledge turns up a few minutes later on a snowmobile and they leave the mountain in Adam's Cadillac. In the end Tanner concludes by saying that if you want all grounds you need a Range Rover. Winner: Tanner

Is it possible to make a vehicle that's as good on water as it is on land? Rut, Adam and Tanner build their own amphibious vehicle and put them through a series of road tests before embarking on a huge water challenge, attempting to cross one of the Great Lakes. During the show, Adam chooses to transform a Jeep into an airboat. As this was supposed to be the least likely to sink, they elect to place all their belongings and passports in the Jeep/Boat for the crossing of Lake Ontario to Toronto in Canada. Unfortunately, the Jeep sinks like a stone. Tanner is forced to abandon ship – twice! And Rut gets lost taking the three to Canada. After a whole day adrift, Rut and Adam finally manage to land successfully on the shore of Toronto, but then get arrested because they don't have passports.

;First quarter
*DET - Matt Prater 51 yard field goal is good. Drive: 7 plays, 35 yards, 4:04. Lions 3–0.
*DET - Eric Ebron 3 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 8 plays, 76 yards, 4:53. Lions 10–0.
*DET - Calvin Johnson 17 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 1 play, 17 yards, 0:06. Lions 17–0.
;Second quarter
No scoring
;Third quarter
*DET - Matt Prater 34 yard field goal is good. Drive: 11 plays, 66 yards, 6:06. Lions 20–0.
*GB - Randall Cobb fumble recovery in end zone. Mason Crosby kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 75 yards, 3:10. Lions 20–7.
*GB - Davante Adams 8 yard pass from Aaron Rodgers. Mason Crosby kick is good. Drive: 3 plays, 12 yards, 1:31. Lions 20–14.
;Fourth quarter
*DET - Matt Prater 42 yard field goal is good. Drive: 13 plays, 34 yards, 6:29. Lions 23–14.
*GB - Aaron Rodgers 17 yd run. Mason Crosby kick is good. Drive: 11 plays, 84 yards, 4:02. Lions 23–21.
*GB - Richard Rodgers 61 yard pass from Aaron Rodgers. Drive: 4 plays, 79 yards, 0:23. Packers 27–23.

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The birth and first months of three different litters of puppies are followed; fawning owners do everything they can to accommodate their new pets; adorable moments of puppies' lives are shown as they eat, sleep and play.

Breeds featured: Labrador Retrievers, Shih Tzus, and Golden Retrievers.

Challenge: What's the best 4x4 you can buy for $5,000? Tanner , Rutledge and Adam compete in an epic 400 mile journey from the Mojave Desert to Las Vegas in an attempt to find out. Adam wins the speed contest but breaks his rear axle on the rock-climbing contest, reducing his Bronco to a two-wheel drive, Tanner does well in the other contests of off-road driving, and keeping his trailer intact, but loses to Rutlege's Chevy Blazer when his Jeep runs out of gas. Winner: Rutledge

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Three litters of kittens pounce throughout the first few months of their lives; beautiful American Curl kittens get ready for life on the catwalk; a set of Tonkinese run circles around their mother; a Maine Coon shows his siblings who is boss.

Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth and Michele Tafoya

;First quarter
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 1-yard run , 3:42. Vikings 7–0. Drive: 13 plays, 78 yards, 6:30.
;Second quarter
*ATL – Shayne Graham 31-yard field goal, 6:13. Vikings 7–3. Drive: 15 plays, 67 yards, 8:03.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 29-yard field goal, 1:49. Vikings 10–3. Drive: 10 plays, 69 yards, 6:10.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 39-yard field goal, 6:24. Vikings 13–3. Drive: 14 plays, 67 yards, 8:26.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 35-yard run , 4:15. Vikings 20–3. Drive: 3 plays, 40 yards, 0:19.
*ATL – Nick Williams 1–yd pass from Matt Ryan , 1:28. Vikings 20–10. Drive: 9 plays, 80 yards, 2:47.

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;Top passers
*MIN – Taylor Heinicke – 11/11, 83 yards
*DAL – Tony Romo – 5/8, 88 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Joe Banyard – 5 rushes, 26 yards, TD
*DAL – Darren McFadden – 4 rushes, 37 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Mike Wallace – 3 rec, 50 yards
*DAL – Terrance Williams – 1 rec, 60 yards, TD

;Top passers
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 24/38, 242 yards, 2 TDs, 1 INT
* GB – Aaron Rodgers - 35/61, 333 yards, 2 TDs
;Top rushers
* DET – Joique Bell - 14 carries, 17 yards
* GB – James Starks - 15 carries, 42 yards
;Top receivers
* DET – Calvin Johnson - 6 receptions, 81 yards
* GB – Davante Adams - 10 receptions, 79 yards
;Top tacklers
* DET – Isa Abdul-Quddus - 8 tackles
* GB – Ha Ha Clinton-Dix - 9 tackles, 2 assists

After Iris is mugged in the garage of her condominium complex, Henry agrees to go along with Muriel's and Iris' plan to sell the condo and use the proceeds to add a third floor to the Rushes' apartment building. Unfortunately, they select a remodeling company that is going through a personnel transition.
Note: As with the previous episode, this episode was intended as a backdoor pilot for a proposed spinoff series; Family Business was to have revolved around two Italian brothers, an aspiring violinist and an aspiring professional athlete, who reluctantly take over their deceased father's remodeling business at the request of their mother. ABC did not pick up the series for the 1983-84 television season, especially as Too Close for Comfort was cancelled by ABC after this episode aired .

Guest: Kal Penn

Feature: The hosts are challenged with deciding the worst car in America. They are given $1,500 to buy a car for another host to determine which is the worst. Tanner purchases a 1977 Mustang II, to be driven by Adam. Adam purchases a 2001 Pontiac Aztek, to be driven by Rutledge. Rutledge purchases a 1988 Yugo GV, to be driven by Tanner.

*Challenge 1: The hosts must drive their cars 60 miles to Willow Springs Raceway and compete in a race. The winner will be determined by the fastest lap time. Upon arrival they learn that it is an exotic car track day, meaning they will be racing their cars against the likes of Ferraris, Lamborghinis and other exotic cars. Rutledge goes off the track and is disqualified. Tanner's Yugo loses its gas cap and is disqualified for leaking fuel on the track. Adam successfully completes his lap and is declared the winner of the challenge. Winner: Adam

*Challenge 2: The three hosts defend their cars by performing some small challenges.
**Mini-challenge 1: Tanner and Adam compete in a 60 foot race, with Adam driving his Mustang II and Tanner on foot. Winner: Tanner
**Mini-challenge 2: Tanner is tasked with proving he can perform a J-turn in his Yugo while blindfolded. While he does almost roll the car, he is successful. Winner: Tanner
**Mini-challenge 3: Rutledge is challenged to drive his Aztek up the side of a mountain. Rutledge makes it most of the way, but gets stuck near the top.

*Challenge 3: For their final challenge the cars will be auctioned off, with the winner being determined by the car that sells for the most at the auction. Each host is given $1,000 to modify their cars in any way they see fit. Tanner adds some performance parts to his car, such as a roll-cage, racing seat, 5-point harness, and removes unnecessary weight in an effort to increase the Yugo's performance. Adam adds a "Shelby-ish" paint job to his Mustang II . He also removes the II from the Mustang II badge and adds some interior modifications. Rutledge, in an effort to increase the Aztek's off-road capabilities, adds a brush guard, externally mounted spare, large tires, and cuts out the wheel arches. Tanner's Yugo sells for $600. Adam's Mustang II originally sells for $1,000, based on Adam's claim it was owned by Eric Clapton. After the auction it is shown Adam did not receive the full $1,000. Rutledge's car sells for $4,100. At the conclusion of this challenge the Mustang II is declared to be the worst car in America. Winner: Rutledge

Review: Tanner travels to England to test the new Noble M600. Noble has not yet determined the top speed of the M600 and Tanner is tasked with determining the top speed of the vehicle. He races a Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera and an Audi R8 V10 in half-mile drag race. The M600 comes in first, beating the Superleggera in second and the R8 in third. Tanner then takes the M600 to an American Air Force base to determine the maximum top speed. Tanner drove the M600 to 215 MPH.

Tanner gives a generally favorable review of the M600. He praises the car for its large power to weight ratio and calls it "...one of the purest driving experiences around," due to its lack of driver aids. At the conclusion of his review, Tanner states, "The M600 has proven itself to be a member of the supercar elite."

Muriel is infuriated when Henry passes over her photograph for the front page in favor of a photograph taken by the eight-year-old daughter of the newspaper's biggest advertiser. In retaliation, she decides to resign from her job as the paper's photographer, forcing Henry to use Monroe as a replacement.
Note: Lisa Antille does not appear

Muriel and Henry read a newspaper article about a nurse who had switched babies in the maternity ward of the hospital that Sara had been delivered at. They quickly set out to find if indeed Sara had been switched at birth. However, they aren't too pleased when they discover the only other baby girl in the maternity ward is now serving time in prison.

Week Eight: Minnesota Vikings at Chicago Bears – Game summary

Feature: The hosts are given the challenge of driving three high-end cars from New England to New York City and presenting them to a mysterious celebrity buyer. Rutledge gets a Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster, Adam gets a Bentley Continental GTC and Tanner gets a Porsche Turbo S Cabriolet. The winner would be the one whose car was picked by the mystery celebrity. The challenges presented clues to his/her identity.

*Challenge 1: Golf balls and toupees. Each driver would wear a wig with his car's top down and try to outrun a golf ball being hit by a pro golfer. The winner would not only beat the golf ball to the finish line, but also keep the wig on his head. Rutledge outruns the golf ball, but loses the wig. Adam keeps the wig, but does not outrun the golf ball. Tanner outruns the golf ball and keeps the wig, due to his car having a windscreen. Winner: Tanner.

*Challenge 2: Not too old to drive. Each host would race two laps around a racetrack, but one lap must be driven by an elderly co-driver. Fastest combined time wins. Winner: Tanner.

*Challenge 3: The identity of the mystery celebrity is revealed to be Donald Trump. Each host must drive his car to New York and debate with Donald Trump in a boardroom over why his car was the best pick. Tanner and Rutledge each praise his vehicle while trying to downplay the other's. However, Adam gives the best argument for his car's utilitarian qualities. In the end, Adam is 'hired' while Tanner and Rutledge are 'fired' as Donald Trump chooses the Bentley. Winner: Adam

Week Two: Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

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Boo Hoo Bouquet: In order to get bees, Timon and Pumbaa have a business to sell flowers. The two try to give one of the flowers to a man, but the man hates flowers.

Timon... Alone: Timon decides to start a new life by becoming a writer and in order to not be disturbed by Pumbaa, he wants to be alone, but he later changes his mind.

;Top passers
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 25/35, 316 yards, 2 TD
*DET – Matthew Stafford – 18/26, 256 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Adrian Peterson – 19 rushes, 98 yards
*DET – Ameer Abdullah – 8 rushes, 43 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 6 rec, 108 yards, TD
*DET – Eric Ebron – 5 rec, 89 yards, TD

Yukon Con: Timon and Pumbaa fall out over a gold nugget. A prospector, Cosco Quint, convinces Timon the gold nugget is rightfully Timon's and helps Timon steal it from Pumbaa. Note: This episode marks the first time Kevin Schon voices Timon in an episode of the series. He and Nathan Lane share Timon's voice during the character's lines.

Doubt of Africa: Timon and Pumbaa meet a wisecracking widowed tigress with a constant cold. The tigress has a large family and no way of feeding it, so Timon and Pumbaa try to teach her how to hunt.

Hall of Fame Game: Minnesota Vikings vs. Pittsburgh Steelers – Game summary

;First quarter
*SEA – Thomas Rawls 5-yard run , 3:36. Seahawks 7–0. Drive: 12 plays, 81 yards, 7:39.
;Second quarter
*SEA – Russell Wilson 8-yard run , 2:04. Seahawks 14–0. Drive: 13 plays, 98 yards, 6:15.
*SEA – Doug Baldwin 20–yd pass from Russell Wilson , 1:04. Seahawks 21–0. Drive: 1 play, 20 yards, 0:04.
;Third quarter
*SEA – Fred Jackson 5–yd pass from Russell Wilson , 9:12. Seahawks 28–0. Drive: 7 plays, 42 yards, 3:45.
*SEA – Doug Baldwin 53–yd pass from Russell Wilson , 1:01. Seahawks 35–0. Drive: 6 plays, 75 yards, 2:52.
*MIN – Cordarrelle Patterson 101–yd kickoff return , 0:48. Seahawks 35–7.
;Fourth quarter
*SEA – Steven Hauschka 23-yard field goal, 8:00. Seahawks 38–7. Drive: 15 plays, 75 yards, 7:48.

;First quarter
*DET - Calvin Johnson 1 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 75 yards, 3:50. Lions 7–0.
*MIN - Blair Walsh 37 yard field goal is good. Drive: 15 plays, 63 yards, 7:23. Lions 7–3.
*DET - Eric Ebron 7 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 4 plays, 80 yards, 2:23. Lions 14–3.
;Second quarter
*MIN - Blair Walsh 53 yard field goal is good. Drive: 9 plays, 37 yards, 5:13. Lions 14–6.
*DET - Matt Prater 52 yard field goal is good. Drive: 6 plays, 8 yards, 2:53. Lions 17–6.
*MIN - Kyle Rudolph 1 yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater. Blair Walsh kick is no good. Drive: 7 plays, 79 yards, 3:14. Lions 17–12.
*MIN - Blair Walsh 51 yard field goal is good. Drive: 8 plays, 19 yards, 1:13. Lions 17–15.
;Third quarter
*MIN - Stefon Diggs 36 yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater. Blair Walsh Kick is good. Drive: 8 plays, 78 yards, 4:41. Vikings 22–17.
*MIN - Blair Walsh 35 yard field goal is good. Drive: 5 plays, 61 yards, 2:07. Vikings 25–17.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN - Blair Walsh 22 yard field goal is good. Drive: 10 plays, 49 yards, 4:57. Vikings 28–17.
*DET - Vikings punter Jeff Locke steps out of bounds in end zone for a Lions safety. Drive: 4 plays, -1 yard, 0:57. Vikings 28–19.

Bigfoot, Littlebrain: Timon & Pumbaa meet Bigfoot. When they eat Bigfoot's bug friends, Bigfoot makes them keep him company so that he won't be lonely.

Astro-Nots: After reading a newspaper that says that bugs are hidden inside Martian rocks, Timon and Pumbaa go to NASA in order to go to Mars to find bugs.

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Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden and Lisa Salters

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Henry assigns Monroe to be the entertainment critic for the newspaper, and he receives a threatening phone call after writing a scathing review of a lounge singer. Monroe is consumed with fear as the calls continue no matter where he goes, but he becomes determined not to give in to the intimidation.
Henry becomes increasingly frustrated as he tries to understand why he hasn't been interested in making love to Muriel in the two months since Andrew was born. He takes a friend's advice and gets a vasectomy, but quickly finds out it doesn't solve all of his problems.

;Top passers
*SEA – Russell Wilson – 21/27, 274 yards, 3 TD
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 17/28, 118 yards
;Top rushers
*SEA – Thomas Rawls – 19 rushes, 101 yards, TD
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon – 4 rushes, 18 yards
;Top receivers
*SEA – Doug Baldwin – 5 rec, 94 yards, 2 TD
*MIN – Mike Wallace – 2 rec, 43 yards

Guest: Bridget Marquardt

Challenge: Fed up with Tanner always showing off on the show, Rutledge and Adam put Tanner through a series of tests to see if there is anything he can't do in a car.

Feature: As part of the challenges, Tanner attempts to break the indoor world speed record .

The Bunny The Bear, Decidia, Sleepless in December, Despised Virtue, Crown Me King, As Arteries, Impulses, Proletariat, Lucid Haven, The Paramedic, Message to the Masses, Beyond Unbroken

Henry is visited by his woman-chasing British friend Ernie, whom he met while in the Navy and has not seen in 25 years. Muriel sets him up with her recently widowed friend Helen and they hit it off immediately, but Ernie fails to mention that he made the trip alone.

* Iraqi government forces flee the city of Ramadi.

It is Christmas break and Erika's classmates, Marin Tachibana and Aki Tezuka make a promise with her to share selfies of how they spent Christmas with their boyfriends. Erika tells Kyouya that they have to take a selfie as proof. Kyouya complies, however grudgingly so. Erika learns of Kyouya's dislike about Christmas and stresses out so much that she gets a stomachache. Kyouya takes her to the nearest restaurant before going to the pharmacy for stomach medication. When Kyouya "confesses" his feeling to her, Erika becomes ecstatic. However, Kyouya crushes those feelings by asking her how long he has to keep up this monkey business. Erika throws water at him and storms out. Kyouya sits in shock. When Christmas rolls around, Erika is still depress and sadden over Kyouya. Kyouya makes a surprise visit and gives her a "dog collar", a pretty golden heart necklace pendant. They take new selfies

Mrs. Stinson is diagnosed with cataracts and suddenly decides to retire and travel the world. Henry is thrilled to be put in sole charge of the newspaper, but has second thoughts when he finally learns the reason for her decision.

Conan, Please Blow Up My Car! - Finalist Chosen

Forbidden Pumbaa" "Washington Applesauce

Henry is worried about his job when the new mystery loving boss, Arthur Wainwright, takes over and begins a steady practice of age discrimination. However, things may swing his way, when Muriel invites Arthur over for dinner which quickly embroils him in a quest to find the man who had snatched Sara's purse.
Muriel and Monroe make it safely to the hospital, and are soon joined by Henry and the girls. Not being in a proper state of mind, Henry tasks Monroe with calling Mr. Wainwright, which results in him getting fired just as Muriel begins delivery.

Toyger kitten Tonya overcomes her shy nature to befriend a large housemate. British Shorthair kittens audition for the role of "greeter" at a vet's office. And fluffy Ragamuffin Otto keep household chores at bay.

A Message from All on TV, Checking in on Max in Europe, Conan explores the Universal lot, Sanford or Steel?

Laurie Gelman Laurie Gelman, Jim Geoghan & Will Manus

Lewis and Jenson become trapped in the McLaren simulator and Professor M rushes to save them before it's too late. When the dust finally settles, Jenson escapes the simulator, only to find that somebody else has taken Lewis's place.
Final Appearance: Lewis Hamilton as Lewis

;Top passers
*OAK – Derek Carr – 4/8, 78 yards
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater – 10/14, 89 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*OAK – Michael Dyer – 12 rushes, 45 yards
*MIN – Jerick McKinnon – 12 rushes, 25 yards
;Top receivers
*OAK – Amari Cooper – 1 rec, 40 yards
*MIN – Charles Johnson – 4 rec, 40 yards, TD

;Top passers
* OAK – Derek Carr - 13/25, 169 yards
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 22/35, 282 yards
;Top rushers
* OAK – Latavius Murray - 13 carries, 28 yards, 1 TD
* DET – Ameer Abdullah - 12 carries, 44 yards
;Top receivers
* OAK – Seth Roberts - 2 receptions, 54 yards
* DET – Calvin Johnson - 5 receptions 88 yards
;Top tacklers
* OAK – Khalil Mack - 8 tackles
* DET – Quandre Diggs - 5 tackles, 1 assist

Jackie, who works at a bank, tries to make a money delivery to a supermarket, but finds it has already closed and she is unable to take it to the bank's vault; after calling her boss, she finds herself in charge of a bag containing $100,000 in it. Meanwhile when the pipes in Muriel's darkroom begin to rattle, Henry finds out what's causing it and creates a small hole in the wall when he finds out what is causing the rattling, and a much bigger one when Henry tries to hammer a nail in the wall to hang a picture to cover the original hole; Muriel tries to talk him into hiring a plumber, but Henry balks at the prospect of paying a fortune for a professional one. Muriel finds two ex-convicts working as plumbers, as part of a rehabilitation program for prisoners, but Henry is convinced that the ex-con plumbers are going to rip them off. Jackie and Sara inform Henry and Muriel about the money, leading the Rushes to try and hide it from the plumbers; Henry decides to take it upon himself to hide the cash, leaving Jackie miffed that her father doesn't think she can be trusted with the responsibility. But when Henry creatively hides the cash separately in a tissue box and a flashlight, they worry that the plumbers might have run off with it when they discover the plumbers took the wrong flashlight, the one Henry hid $50,000 in.

Week Ten: Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers – Game summary

Charles McClendon—championships, awards, and honors

Formerly supported by:
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Trump Moon Bay Spa & Resort, Andy promotes the DVD release of Andy Barker, P.I., Andy flips off the NFL

Timon on the Range: When the criminal Cisco Pig goes missing, his gang mistakes Pumbaa for their leader. Timon makes sure to take advantage of their mistake.

The Man from J.U.N.G.L.E.: Timon impersonates the famous superhero Super Duper Hero X to make money. When he is subsequently kidnapped by the superhero's arch nemesis Chromosome Quint, Pumbaa and Speedy the Snail have to save their friend.

Throw Your Hog in the Ring: Pumbaa uses his mouth odor as an effective weapon in wrestling.

Slalom Problem: Timon and Pumbaa pretend to be skiing instructors in order to make money for a restaurant. Their first client is Smolder the Bear.

New State Quarters, Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant
Breaking Weather News, Newark feud update, Black Jewish Drinking day with Deon Cole and Todd Levin

A special episode, catching up with German Shepherd, French Bulldog and Mini Australian Shepherd litters and finding out where they are now, a year after they were first introduced.

Monroe has been struggling with the fact he is still a virgin and seeks out a psychologist for help. The psychologist suggests that Monroe hire a sex surrogate to solve his problem, but unfortunate circumstances cause Monroe to mistake Mrs. Rafkin for the surrogate, and the surrogate to mistake Henry for Monroe.

*Shakira
*Wyclef Jean
*Jerry 'Wonder' Duplessis

Home video of seven-year-old Sonia Sotomayor in Puerto Rico, Meteor parody, The Tonight Show Tour-riffic Tram-tacular!, New State Quarters

;First quarter
*MIN – Rhett Ellison 11-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 10:59. Vikings 7–0. Drive: 8 plays, 80 yards, 4:01.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 20-yard field goal, 1:32. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 6 plays, 39 yards, 2:17.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 38-yard field goal, 10:33. Vikings 13–0. Drive: 8 plays, 48 yards, 4:19.
*OAK – Clive Walford 10-yard pass from David Carr , 5:54. Vikings 13–7. Drive: 9 plays, 68 yards, 4:39.
*OAK – Andre Holmes 34-yard pass from David Carr , 1:52. Raiders 14–13. Drive: 4 plays, 74 yards, 1:29.
*MIN – Cordarrelle Patterson 93-yard kickoff return , 1:39. Vikings 20–14.
;Third quarter
*None.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 34-yard field goal, 3:50. Vikings 23–14. Drive: 10 plays, 63 yards, 5:41.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 80-yard run , 1:50. Vikings 30–14. Drive: 1 play, 80 yards, 0:13.

;Top passers
* GB – Aaron Rodgers - 24/36, 273 yards, 2 TDs, 1 INT
* DET – Matthew Stafford - 23/35, 220 yards, 2 TDs
;Top rushers
* GB – Aaron Rodgers - 4 carries, 27 yards, 1 TD
* DET – Ameer Abdullah - 13 carries, 67 yards
;Top receivers
* GB – Richard Rodgers - 8 receptions, 146 yards, 1 TD
* DET – Golden Tate - 8 receptions, 63 yards
;Top tacklers
* GB – Jake Ryan - 6 tackles, 4 assists
* DET – Isa Abdul-Quddus - 9 tackles, 2 assists

*Shakira
*Wyclef Jean
*Jerry 'Wonder' Duplessis
*Omar Alfanno
*LaTavia Parker
*Vinay Rao

Erika laments the fact that after Christmas Eve, she and Kyouya did not spend any time together. At school, she sees him and when he teases her about being lonely she says it doesn't bother her because the necklace he gave her is proof of his love, but Kyouya tells her he can "throw her away" at any point. For Valentine's Day Erika makes Kyouya coffee-flavored cupcakes because he tells her that he hates sweet things. Erika gets to know her shy classmate, Kusakabe, when he forgets his wallet at the grocery store. She covers his bill and encourages him to be more confident. The next day she runs into Kusakabe again and when she finds out that his family gives him a hard time for not having a girlfriend, she gives him one of the cupcakes she made for Kyouya. Kyouya finds out and refuses to receive any of her cupcakes. Later Kusakabe confronts Kyouya about being a cruel boyfriend. Kyouya declares that Erika doesn't mean anything to him and that he just uses her to waste time. At the end of the episode it is revealed that Erika is at the bottom of the stairs and she heard Kyouya's declaration.

Henry decides to do a human interest story about the proprietors of a new Vietnamese restaurant and their difficult trip to America. However, he is stunned when the story results in several readers attempting to force the proprietors to close down and leave.
Note: Lisa Antille does not appear

Luck Be a Meerkat: Timon finds Pumbaa's lucky marble and decides to keep it as good things are happening to him. He and Pumbaa later have a fight over it.

Just When You Thought You'd Cuisine It All: Timon and Pumbaa try to learn to cook.

A foursome of Neo Mastiffs have big paws to fill if they're going to be guard dogs like Mom. A shy chihuahua puppy learns that her tiny family have big hearts. And a litter of seven English Setters compete for first place.

Bruce Taylor Jesse Dizon & Don Haberman

No-Good Samaritan: A leopard king's daughter mistakens Timon and Pumbaa as the ones who saved her from a hyena. This causes her father to appoint them as her bodyguards.

Living in De Nile: While on their trip to Ancient Egypt, after Timon eats a scarab beetle, Tutun Pharaoh throws Timon and Pumbaa in the pyramid for all eternity.

Tiger Woods joke caddy, Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant, America's New Oprah

In this special episode, three litters of kittens and puppies celebrate their first Christmas.

Breeds featured: Snowshoe kittens, Weimaraner puppies, and Brussels Griffon puppies.

;First quarter
*MIN - Kyle Rudolph 5 yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater. Blair Walsh kick is good. 11 plays, 75 yards, 4:35. Vikings 7–0.
;Second quarter
*MIN - Teddy Bridgewater 1 yard run. Blair Walsh kick is good. 7 plays, 50 yards, 2:58. Vikings 14–0.
*DET - Matt Prater 26 yard field goal. 14 plays, 72 yards, 7:14. Vikings 14–3.
*MIN - Blair Walsh 28 yard field goal. 9 plays, 70 yards, 4:40. Vikings 17–3.
*DET - Calvin Johnson 11 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. 8 plays, 73 yards, 1:58. Vikings 17–10.
;Third quarter
*MIN - Zach Line 1 yard run. Blair Walsh kick is no good. 6 plays, 34 yards, 2:31. Vikings 23–10.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN - Blair Walsh 23 yard field goal. 10 plays, 34 yards, 5:46. Vikings 26–10.
*DET - Eric Ebron 12 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Two-point conversion attempt failed. 18 plays, 82 yards, 4:32. Vikings 26–16.

A prominent civic leader in Marin County, Herbert Maxwell, is found dead in his car and Henry is assigned by Mrs. Stinson to write a front page story in tribute to him printed for this week's Bugler. When Henry finds a discrepancy in the police report, in which the time Herbert's secretary said he left work and the time he was found dead are inconsistent, he and Monroe suspect that foul play may be involved, leading them to investigate the situation. But when Henry interviews Mr. Maxwell's secretary to find out what really happened, he finds out that Herbert's secretary lied about when he left work as a way to keep his secret, that she and Herbert have been having an affair. This leads Henry to make the tough decision on whether to print the story of Mr. Maxwell's secret life or to keep the name of Mr. Maxwell untarnished.
Note: Lisa Antille does not appear

Highland Park, Los Angeles, California, U.S.

Arrived on loan from Fulham in February 2011, permanent deal signed July 2011

Muriel becomes depressed after a visit from her friend Sylvia, who has recently gotten remarried and is having the time of her life. She decides to resume her photography career, but she feels uneasy when her employer asks her to travel out of town alone with him.

The Tonight Show Holiday Card , A Song for the Mormons

Two for the Zoo: When trying to be captured by Quint for his zoo, Timon and Pumbaa unwittingly help him capture a snake, a lion, a rhino, a gorilla, and a buzzard.

The Swine in the Stone: While a knight version of Quint is at lunch, Timon and Pumbaa have to get a sword out of a stone for him before a dragon attacks.

You May Have Already Won Six Million Bakra" "My Meteor, My Friend

War Hogs: Timon and Pumbaa join a warthog army only to find out that a war is starting.

The Big No Sleep: Pumbaa keeps Timon up all night to see the Porkeswanees, but them not sleeping attracts the Sandman.

The Top Gear hosts embark on a two-wheel road trip through South Dakota to the world's largest automotive event, the annual Sturgis Bike Week. Starting out on scooters and needing to pass challenges to progress to the bigger bikes they'll need to ride to fit in at the rally, the hosts go through hell as they close in on Sturgis. The winner will race a super-charged Ariel Atom against a 200 mph sports bike, while the loser will have to take part in a stunt, courtesy of The History Channel's newest series, American Daredevils. The hardest challenge features the slowest bike race ever, in which the winner loses. Tanner cheats least and wins overall. He takes on the super-bike in the Ariel Atom and loses by half a lap. Adam loses the most challenges, but pays off a stunt driver to take his place in the final explosion.

Move to LA, Greetings from Hillary Clinton, the letter "D" from the Hollywood Sign, Universal Studios tour tram, Conan's Ford Taurus

Matthew David Spencer v Her Majesty The Queen

Tonight Show Traffic-copter, The Interrupter

Guru-Some: Pumbaa's sayings causes the jungle's animals to get advice from him.

Jailhouse Shock: Timon and Pumbaa end up in jail for eating June Bugs in July. They end up being cell mates with Little Jimmy and his new friend Smolder.

Location in Chatham County and the state of Georgia

Monroe uses a loaned computer to pick stocks and horse races, which pays off immediately for him and the Rush girls, but makes Henry extremely upset. However, Henry has a change of heart when the computer picks a horse with 30:1 odds.

Interview with Oklahoma City public relations director, Interview with the inmate who interviewed Bernie Madoff, Googling with the Stars

Don't Be Elfish: Timon wants a video game for Christmas. So he and Pumbaa get jobs at the mall, Pumbaa being Santa and Timon being an elf. Timon makes kids meet his every need or they won't get to talk to Santa. Then one of Santa's elves shows up and tells Timon he's on the naughty list. So Timon desperately tries to get on the nice list to get his video game.

Lights, Camera, Traction: Pumbaa helps Timon become a movie star to impress a female meerkat.

Guest: Tony Hawk

Feature: As American taxpayers are now shareholders in General Motors, the hosts choose three vintage GM-produced cars to find one that they will lobby GM to begin producing again. Adam chooses a 1971 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, Tanner a 1986 Pontiac Fiero, and Rutledge a 1996 Buick Roadmaster estate wagon. They drive 100 miles from their meet-up point in Detroit to the Eaton Proving Grounds in Marshall, Michigan.

*Challenge 1: 0–60 mph test. Winner: Tanner

*Challenge 2: The hosts must drive partially up a 20% incline, engage the car's parking brake, and retrieve a bowling ball from outside the car before proceeding to the top of the hill. Adam and Tanner abandoned their attempts, with the latter's car rolling back down the hill into the former's car, but Rutledge manages to easily complete the challenge. Winner: Rutledge

*Challenge 3: On a wet skid pad, the hosts must navigate a timed course of cones while carrying ten cups of soda within arm's reach, with a five-second penalty for each cup spilled. Winner: Rutledge

*Challenge 4: The hosts must drive over the facility's rumble strip at 30 mph with a colander full of eggs attached to the roof directly over their heads. While the attempts of his co-hosts turn out predictably , Rutledge kept his eggs intact by dampening the colander's vibrations with his head. Winner: Rutledge

*Challenge 5: After the cars are filled with water, the hosts must each drive the facility's oval test track, stopping once the water level has gone below the steering wheel. While Tanner cannot start his car, Adam and Rutledge both manage a full lap, the latter traveling a few car lengths further. Winner: Rutledge

After dropping off the victorious Roadmaster at GM headquarters, the three have several concept pictures for a modernized Roadmaster drawn up, which they present at the end of the episode.

Robin Hoodwinked: In order to buy bugs, Timon becomes Robin Hood and Pumbaa becomes his merry man, "Little Hog" to reclaim the gold rocks from Claim-Jumper Quint.

Serengeti Western: Timon and Pumbaa become sheriffs of a western town when the outlaws, Mad Dog McGraw and his minions, Billy the Goat and Three-fingered Jackelope, invade.

Back Out in the Outback" "Gabon with the Wind

Andy'll Try It: Inversion Table, Conan Questions GM

While on a photo shoot at a new art exhibit, Muriel accidentally photographs a man who was about to testify against the mob, and has her camera is confiscated by two government agents. However, she is ordered not to tell anyone the circumstances of what happened, which causes Henry to conclude she is having an affair.

;First quarter
*CHI – Robbie Gould 55-yard field goal, 10:56. Bears 3–0. Drive: 6 plays, 17 yards, 3:07.
*MIN – Marcus Sherels 65-yard punt return , 3:37. Vikings 7–3.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 43-yard field goal, 9:05. Vikings 10–3. Drive: 12 plays, 51 yards, 6:46.
*CHI – Alshon Jeffery 21-yard pass from Jay Cutler , 0:42. Tied 10–10. Drive: 3 plays, 34 yards, 0:19.
;Third quarter
*CHI – Robbie Gould 33-yard field goal, 8:28. Bears 13–10. Drive: 12 plays, 68 yards, 6:32.
;Fourth quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 48-yard field goal, 13:29. Tied 13–13. Drive: 9 plays, 29 yards, 3:23.
*CHI – Jay Cutler 4-yard run , 4:55. Bears 20–13. Drive: 14 plays, 74 yards, 8:34.
*MIN – Stefon Diggs 40-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 1:49. Tied 20–20. Drive: 7 plays, 84 yards, 3:06.
*MIN – Blair Walsh 36-yard field goal, 0:00. Vikings 23–20. Drive: 4 plays, 48 yards, 1:00.

Rocky Mountain Lie: Timon leads Pumbaa on a wild goose chase around the Canadian Rockies to search for Pumbaa's new bug friend who Timon believes he accidentally ate.

Amazon Quiver: When Timon and Pumbaa are chased into a hollow tree by a ravenous panther, the two decide to wait the predator out in an attempt to survive.

;First quarter
*MIN – Blair Walsh 34-yard field goal, 10:19. Vikings 3–0. Drive: 8 plays, 30 yards, 3:36.
*MIN – Adrian Peterson 6-yard run , 5:24. Vikings 10–0. Drive: 6 plays, 80 yards, 3:32.
*STL – Todd Gurley 1-yard run , 1:09. Vikings 10–6. Drive: 8 plays, 80 yards, 4:15.
;Second quarter
*STL – Greg Zuerlein 61-yard field goal, 10:55. Vikings 10–9. Drive: 6 plays, 22 yards, 2:20.
*STL – Greg Zuerlein 35-yard field goal, 3:23. Rams 12–10. Drive: 12 plays, 57 yards, 5:47.
*STL – Greg Zuerlein 45-yard field goal, 0:00. Rams 15–10. Drive: 8 plays, 58 yards, 1:45.
;Third quarter
*MIN – Teddy Bridgewater 6-yard run , 8:39. Vikings 18–15. Drive: 6 plays, 60 yards, 3:20.
;Fourth quarter
*STL – Greg Zuerlein 53-yard field goal, 0:12. Tied 18–18. Drive: 5 plays, 26 yards, 1:02.
;Overtime
*MIN – Blair Walsh 40-yard field goal, 9:20. Vikings 21–18. Drive: 7 plays, 29 yards, 3:59.

Ivy Beleaguered" "Broadway Bound & Gagged

*Blood Money
*Aftermath
*DGC
*Geffen
*G-Unit
*Interscope
*The Black Wall Street
*Get Low

A bear cub befriends a lonely German Shepherd. A deer and a kangaroo have their world turned upside down by a mischievous lemur. And a pygmy goat has a hard time fitting in until he meets a shy puppy.

Milt Rosen Austin Kalish, Irma Kalish, Arne Sultan & Earl Barret

Tom Cruise stalks Fonzie in the bathroom, Joe Biden visits Bellevue Elementary School, The Tonight Show Audiencey Awards

Monster Massachusetts: Mad scientist Dr. Caliostro wants to make Timon & Pumbaa beautiful with his Metamorphotron. However, the machine makes his test subjects ugly. Can they change back so they can get out of the Caliostro laboratory?

Handle with Caribbean: Timon and Pumbaa try to get to Nashville, Tennessee. After they accidentally arrive on a pirate ship, a group of dimwitted pirates elect Timon to be their captain. When the pirates mess up on the directions to Nashville, however, Timon and Pumbaa go there themselves.

Back Out in the Outback: Having gone to the Australian Outback, Timon and Pumbaa split up so each can fulfill his potential as a bug hunter. Timon tries to do this by catching a land crab, believing him to be a large beetle.

Gabon with the Wind: Pumbaa believes Timon has betrayed him to Cheetata and Cheetato in order to save his own skin.

Henry's friend Herb purchases a house in the area, and the Rushes graciously allow him and his wife to spend a few days with them while a problem with the escrow is cleared up. However, their houseguests quickly wear out their welcome.
Note: Pat Carroll does not appear

Six fluffy Coton de Tulear puppies explore their farm home as one of them, Snowflake, struggles to find its place in the world until it meets Pipsqueak, an awkward baby pygmy goat; a mischievous German shepherd puppy struggles in obedience class; two playful French Bulldog twins explore the world around them with the help of Angus, their very active father.

Michigan–Minnesota 2013–14 Big Ten season opener at Williams Arena

Let's Serengeti Out of Here" "Congo on Like This

Henry's free-spirited niece, April, shows up on his doorstep after moving from Delaware to start a song writing career, and he reluctantly allows her to stay in the guest bedroom of his apartment until she's able to get established. However, their relationship starts off on the wrong foot, and Henry hopes it isn't too late when he finally figures out why.
Henry is elated when Mr. Wainwright announces that a television network is turning his Cosmic Cow comic strip into a Saturday morning animated TV series, leading Henry to get caught up in the glitz and glamour of the prospect. However, when the network decides to make major changes to the show that won't make it stay true to how Henry created the character, that could earn Henry a lot more money, his family fears he may be setting himself up for disappointment.

Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant, Going Green PSAs

While attending the very first exhibition of her photography, Muriel is offered the opportunity to be the official photographer for a French oceanographer's upcoming five week expedition. Although she has doubts about accepting the offer, she sees the situation differently when Henry presumes what her decision will be.

Metro Manila Film Festival Award for Best Make-up Artist

Conan vs. Newark Continues, Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant

Henry and Muriel Rush are the owners of a duplex in San Francisco, where they live with their two adult daughters: 21-year-old banker Jackie and 18-year-old college freshman Sara, in a cramped, awkward arrangement. Henry is a cartoonist of a comic strip called Cosmic Cow, while Muriel is a former musician currently working as a photographer. When Henry and Muriel's downstairs tenant, Myron Rafkin, suddenly dies, the family discovers Rafkin was living a secret life as a transvestite, and the many mysterious women Henry had been opening the door for all those years were actually Rafkin himself. Sara comes up with the idea for her and Jackie to convince their parents to let them to move into Rafkin's former apartment. Henry rejects the idea at first, but after Henry interviews a couple of prospective tenants he doesn't approve of, Muriel convinces him that having the girls move in may not be such a bad idea.
Muriel volunteers to be a campaign photographer for a candidate running for state legislature, and Henry decides to have Cosmic Cow endorse her through a series of playful photographs that end up on the front page of the newspaper. However, he is faced with an ultimatum when Mr. Wainwright informs him he has a pending business partnership with the corrupt incumbent.

Ben Stiller, Top Chef winner Michael Voltaggio

The old man proceeds to tell the story of legendary Brazilian driver, Ayrton Senna, but also mentions that when you talk of Senna, you will always talk of his arch-nemesis.
Debut: Bruno Senna as Ayrton Senna

Preseason Week 1: Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary
Week One: Minnesota Vikings at San Francisco 49ers – Game summary

A special edition, counting down the twenty most adorable puppies.

Halloween Mini-Dose of Joy: Puppies Dressed as Frankenstein, Deon Cole at Halloween Horror Nights, Dennis Anderson smashes Don Young's giant pumpkin with Gravedigger

Henry reluctantly allows a flirtatious substitute courier named Bambi to take a cold shower when she arrives for a pickup extremely hung over. This proves to be an error in judgment when Bambi falls asleep in his bed wearing nothing but his robe just as Muriel arrives home.
Note: Guest star Cisse Cameron, who appeared as Bambi in this episode, co-starred with Ted Knight in his short lived, self-titled sitcom called The Ted Knight Show that aired in 1978.

Week Fourteen: Detroit Lions at St. Louis Rams – Game summary

Andy's motorized podium, Deon Cole on blackface

Muriel's mother Iris pays an unexpected visit, and she agrees to call a truce with Henry for the sake of the new baby. The peace is short lived, however, when Iris encourages Sara to accept a job as a weekend evening weather anchor despite Henry's objection, causing Henry to move in with Monroe in protest.

;First quarter
No scoring
;Second quarter
*STL - Trumaine Johnson 58 yard interception return. Greg Zuerlein kick is good. Drive: 4 plays, 30 yards, 4:55. Rams 7–0.
;Third quarter
*DET - Golden Tate 9 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 65 yards, 4:21. Tied 7–7.
*STL - Todd Gurley 5 yard run. Greg Zuerlein kick is good. Drive: 5 plays, 80 yards, 3:38. Rams 14–7.
;Fourth quarter
*STL - Todd Gurley 15 yard run. Greg Zuerlein kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 91 yards, 3:33. Rams 21–7.
*DET - Golden Tate 2 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 14 plays, 86 yards, 4:13. Rams 21–14.

"Hips Don't Lie" is a salsa and reggaeton song, which heavily incorporates samples from Jean's earlier single "Dance Like This" and "Amores Como el Nuestro" written by Omar Alfanno.

Classic Tonight Show moment, Pee-wee Herman explains the Tonight Show controversy, the $4.8 million skit , Ben Stiller gives a The More You Know public service announcement, Robin Williams performs an Irish jig, Conan sings "The End of the Show Song".

Justin Kutcher, Daryl Johnston and Holly Sonders

Drunken Dumbledore, Mini-Dose of Joy: Puppies Dressed as the Nativity scene, Conan and Andy on the Aisle
NBC Rumors List, Detroit Job, Gatorade Andy, Deon Cole on racial terms

Preseason Week 4: Minnesota Vikings at Tennessee Titans – Game summary

Robinson does a reverse dunk with this alley oop

Five little piggies must befriend Penny the Spaniel and learn their new farm home; Clover, a mini-lop rabbit must assert herself with feisty brother Harley; Samson and Delilah teach their hoglet Pip and her spiky siblings about the great outdoors.

Maine-Iacs: Timon and Pumbaa accidentally arrive at Boss Beaver's lumber mill where they, due to having violated a large number of safety regulations, are forced to take jobs.

Fiji-Fi-Fo-Fum: In order to afford dinner for Bestest Best Friend Day, Pumbaa trades his and Timon's cow for three magic bugs. At night, the bugs create a huge beanstalk that takes Timon and Pumbaa up into the clouds to a giant grasshopper. This is a parody of the folktale Jack and the Beanstalk.

;First quarter
*SF - Vance McDonald 1 yard pass from Blaine Gabbert. Phil Dawson kick is good. Drive: 11 plays, 80 yards, 5:36. 49ers 7–0.
*DET - Matt Prater 36 yard field goal is good. Drive: 8 plays, 44 yards, 4:05. Lions 7–3.
;Second quarter
*DET - TJ Jones 29 yard pass from Matthew Stafford. Matt Prater kick is good. Drive: 9 plays, 74 yards, 4:39. Lions 10–7.
*SF - Torrey Smith 16 yard pass from Blaine Gabbert. Phil Dawson kick is good. Drive: 7 plays, 82 yards, 2:49. 49ers 14–10.
*DET - Joique Bell 1 yard run. Matt Prater kick. Drive: 1 play, 1 yard, 0:03. Lions 17–14.
*SF - Phil Dawson 40 yd field goal is good. Drive: 9 plays, 68 yards, 2:06. Tied 17–17.
*DET - Matt Prater 38 yard field goal is good. Drive: 4 plays, 60 yards, 0:35. Lions 20–17.
;Third quarter
*DET - Matt Prater 37 yard field goal is good. Drive: 11 plays, 64 yards, 6:35. Lions 23–17.
;Fourth quarter
*DET - Calvin Johnson 1 yd pass from Matthew Stafford. Drive: 13 plays, 67 yards, 7:27. Lions 29–17.
*DET - Matt Prater 34 yard field goal is good. Drive: 9 plays, 24 yards, 3:43. Lions 32–17.

A misunderstanding occurs when Henry decides to take the day off from work and stay home in the bedroom for a little rest and relaxation, with strict instructions to Muriel not be disturbed. The odd circumstances lead Monroe, Lisa and Mrs. Stinson to be concerned about his health, threatening to ruin his peace and quiet.

William Shatner reads Levi Johnston's tweets, Conan talks via satellite to two gay fishermen
NOTE: Larry Bird appears via satellite, a first for the current iteration of The Tonight Show.

Beetle Romania: When Timon tries to eat a gypsy moth, she curses him. Timon is subsequently transformed into a bug, and when Pumbaa eats him, Timon has to find a way out of Pumbaa's body.

Rumble in the Jungle: Timon and Pumbaa have a bitter argument, and Rafiki tries to make them resolve their differences. When nothing works, Rafiki finally tells them to fight it out.

Original moon-landing footage plus Mr. T, Pet Airways, Slim Jim Shortage, Conan gives Jordan Schlansky apartment advice

Best Original Song composed by songwriter

Taco Bell chihuahua tribute, Dodgers trivia , Conan's Tabloid Moment, Interview with an NRA spokesperson

Mombasa-In-Law" "The Laughing Hyenas: TV Dinner

*G-Unit
*50 Cent
*Tha Dogg Pound
*Tyga
*Kendrick Lamar
*Chris Brown
*Dr. Dre
*Fabolous
*Ice Cube
*Kanye West
*Lil Wayne
*Nas
*Snoop Dogg
*WC
*Big Fase 100

Week Fourteen: Minnesota Vikings at Arizona Cardinals – Game summary

Week One: Detroit Lions at San Diego Chargers – Game summary

Hillary Clinton on the Newark feud, Andy's Advice to Levi Johnston, Yo Jay-Z Buy NBC
The Michael Vick Project, Conan interviews Ajay Bhatt

Monroe falls in love with a coworker of Jackie's named Pat who refuses to go out with him, and Henry's advice causes him to turn into a stalker. Henry is compelled to straighten things out, but finds himself facing a much bigger problem when he discovers Pat is actually a cross-dressing man.

A shy Papillon puppy named Kitty comes out of her shell with the help of her siblings. A trio of St. Bernard puppies follow their noses to big adventures. And finally, an Airedale Terrier named Merlin tries to disappear from her eight brothers and sisters.

Sylvia Walker, an old college friend and recently divorced friend of Muriel's arrives in town for a visit and decides to make the most of the rest of her life. Meanwhile, Henry becomes insecure about his age after glancing over the obituaries and thinks he may be on death's doorstep soon. However, things turn around for him, when Sylvia makes a play for him.

Erika is depressed because she hasn't heard from Kyouya during summer break. The next day she learns from her friend Ayumi that Kyouya had caught a cold and has been at home the whole time. Concerned about his cold Erika visits his apartment to deliver handouts where she finds out that he's the only one home. Kyouya at first rejects her attempts to take care of him, but relents after realizing that she really wants to care for him. During the time she spends taking care of him, Erika begins to admit that she has feelings for Kyouya and decides to confess but is having difficulty expressing them. One day when she goes to Kyouya's house to deliver some apple-pears she sees a woman come out of his door which pushes her to confess to him. After hearing her confession Kyouya is surprised but then brushes it off telling her that she's only imagining her love due to their situation. The rejection leaves Erika hurt where she shoves the apple-pears at him and runs off in tears.

I Think I Canada: A carnivorous wolverine enrolls Timon and Pumbaa in a training camp so they can get in better shape.

Zazu's Off Day Off: It's Zazu's day off, but before he can enjoy it, he is informed that Jumbo Jumbo is causing problems at the river. Zazu reluctantly has to fix the problem.

Henry fears that he's run out of ideas for his Cosmic Cow comic strip, but he finds unexpected inspiration in the form of a drop-in visit from Mildred Rafkin. However, he soon regrets cutting her visit short.

Mugshots of Conan, Law & Order talkshow, Conan & Slash buy guitar, Norm Macdonald's Rock of Love, Norm Plus One

Week Sixteen: New York Giants at Minnesota Vikings – Game summary

Henry and his daughters verge on total emotional and physical exhaustion after Muriel experiences one false labor after another. Henry is later called away to meet with Mr. Wainwright, leaving Muriel alone with Monroe, who has just purchased a motorcycle to replace his totaled car.

Velcro Christmas Tree, Cash4Sex.com commercial

Greg Gumbel, Trent Green and Stacey Dales

Space Ham: After Timon complains to Pumbaa about always getting picked on, the two get kidnapped by alien gladiators to compete in some gladiator games. Pumbaa later gets homesick, but Timon wants to stay because he has a crush on the king alien's daughter.

You Bet Your Tuhkus: Timon & Pumbaa are on a game show called "You Bet Your Tuhkus". The salamander host talks the two friends into cheating to win the Tuhkus Trophy. Timon plays along but Pumbaa thinks it's too wrong.

While visiting the injured Joe, Dushane discovers who stole their drugs. Meanwhile, Mike and Sully botch a hit, and a police witness threatens to destroy Dushane and Sully. Gem discovers what it means to be in debt, and Jason makes enemies on the Summerhouse Estate.

;Top passers
*MIN – Taylor Heinicke – 27/41, 279 yards, 2 TD
*TEN – Marcus Mariota – 2/3, 74 yards, TD
;Top rushers
*MIN – Dominique Williams – 9 rushes, 24 yards
*TEN – David Fluellen – 12 rushes, 61 yards
;Top receivers
*MIN – Stefon Diggs – 8 rec, 85 yards, TD
*TEN – Harry Douglas – 1 rec, 59 yards, TD

Animal BFFs - Cuddly Bear, Cautious Kangaroo*

Jackie is offered a job to work for a fashion designer in Milan, Italy, but lies to her father that she is only going to Italy on vacation. Her prospective new boss comes to meet the Rush family, upon Jackie's invitation, so he can break the news to Henry. However while he does know how to speak English, there is enough of a language barrier to cause a misunderstanding when Henry believes that the man wants Jackie's hand in marriage, causing Henry to throw him out of the apartment and ruin Jackie's chances at landing her dream job.

After hearing Kyouya say he didn't care about her at all, Erika ends her relationship with him and deepens her friendship with Kusakabe. After going on an outing with Kusakabe and her friend Ayumi Sanda, Kusakabe asks Erika on a real date on White Day. Erika agrees but she can't decide her true feelings towards him. At the end of the date, she realizes that Kusakabe is truly in love with her and she can't return his feelings, telling him that she is still in love with Kyouya. Kyouya appears and says he is taking Erika back. He grudgingly admits that he is in love with her in earnest and passionately kisses her.

Best achievement in makeup and hair-styling

Deon Cole reviews Precious via satellite, The Tonight Show Audiency Awards

Muriel goes in for an amniocentesis, but she and Henry decline to learn the sex of the baby. This doesn't sit well with Henry's mischievous father Huey, who is in town to bury his deceased friend. In the meantime, Jackie makes an unexpected decision after taking part in a successful strike at her bank.

The guys relive their college days by driving their college cars to Mexico for spring break. Tanner drives a 1991 Eagle Talon TSI, Adam drives a 1982 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham and Rutledge drives a 1972 Volkswagen Transporter.

;First quarter
*OAK – Latavius Murray 2-yard run , 3:22. Raiders 6–0. Drive: 6 plays, 75 yards, 2:24.
;Second quarter
*MIN – Charles Johnson 10-yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater , 14:14. Tied 6–6. Drive: 8 plays, 60 yards, 4:08.
*OAK – Giorgio Tavecchio 26-yard field goal, 2:07. Raiders 9–6. Drive: 9 plays, 54 yards, 4:18.
*MIN – Chase Ford 4-yard pass from Shaun Hill , 0:08. Vikings 13–9. Drive: 13 plays, 80 yards, 1:59.
;Third quarter
*OAK – Giorgio Tavecchio 37-yard field goal, 5:25. Vikings 13–12. Drive: 7 plays, 10 yards, 2:41.
*MIN – Blake Renaud 1-yard run , 2:42. Vikings 20–12. Drive: 3 plays, 1 yard, 0:49.
;Fourth quarter
*None.

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* NPA
* NDF
* Makabayan
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* APP
* RPA
* ABB
* CPLA
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After a terrible experience at a singles bar, Jackie considers changing her life by moving to Dallas. However, the change she was looking for unexpectedly comes to her when Sara's date arrives early at the apartment.