Hollyoaks

ലക്ഷദ്വീപ്

American activist

NGA

Felix Jaehn feat. Jasmine Thompson

_murcielagos233AA

India location map 3.png

National Register of Historic Places in Muncie, Indiana

Danilo Grujić

UK Investments Company Limited

My Life

Motherwell

Gold

Ayhan

No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair of Eyesref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Audi Sport Team Joest
Audi Sport North America

ENG

Receiving Yards

Transfer

Nicolae Constantin Mușat

FFFFFF

Thessaloniki, Greece

The CEO of Levi's, Chip Bergh, hasn't washed his jeans in more than a year.

During the first successful transatlantic flight, by Alcock and Brown, the pilots got lost in midair, entered some cloud and fog, and when they got out of the cloud and fog, they found they were just 60 feet above the water, and flying at a 90° angle.

In 2007, a woman called Evan Lattimer inherited Napoleon Bonaparte's penis from her father.

To say "I don't care about something", a German has the option of saying: "das ist mir Wurst". This translates into English as: "It's sausage to me".

No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda

BIH

Brøndby

* WAC Player of the Year
* 2× First-team All-WAC

Patti

Klyuchevsky District

No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi

Dennis Erickson

Jan 2016
Excelsior

Harkin, Anne Miller, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

center

Forrester

Babe Hollingbery

Musat, Nicolae

1333 H Street

Konstantin Fuhry

ARG

Lam Hok Hei

on loan from Necaxa

(West of England Main Line)

Harkin, Ash Gardner, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

SpongeBob and Patrick watch a horror movie and are convinced that the villain of the movie exists and is after them.
SpongeBob SquarePants

Flint

Manhattan, New York City, New York, United States

Cousins

RBS

Renamed Ottery Road

Tracey Corkhill

Civil Parishes

Los Murciélagos
Los Caballeros de la Noche

Brookside

DEN

Daniel Mullings

Other Religions

on loan from Celaya

No Such Thing As A Donkumentaryref|This episode was recorded in the Waldorf-Astoria, Central London.|group="fn"

June 2019

SFM4

Son Yeon-Jae

Ethnicity

Rivers of Washington County, Rhode Island

Closed

HD2: Classic Country

Capital

The Great Wall of China is held together by sticky rice.

The world's largest single-cell organism, Caulerpa taxifolia, can get up to 12 inches long.

If you are bitten by the boomslang snake you bleed from every orifice.

Albert Einstein has a social media team.

Recanati, Italy
→ Juventus

album version)

Greeley–Weld County Airport

Venezuela

Charles Hawtrey horded bedsteads, believing that they would help make this fortune.

In 1937 you could visit Romford Dog Track and watch cheetahs racing.

In 2010 the US Military built a supercomputer using 1,760 PlayStation 3's.

In 1552 a man in England managed to shoot himself to death using a bow and arrow.

No Such Thing As A Jellyfish Jelly

Leeds United Season Official Handbook 2012/13

No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesieref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Chortle Comedy Book Festival in Camden Town, North London. All the facts presented come from the book 1,411 QI Facts to Knock You Sideways.|group="fn"

South China

Mecyclothorax muriauxi

James Adcock

Tore-Madeira Ridge

GER

featuring Eminem & Adam Levine

Florian Kath

Gregg McNally

Marc Ceccarelli, Luke Brookshier, Derek Iversen & Mr. Lawrence

No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion
Weekly, every Friday

On loan from Sunderland

_black stripes thin1

Asphalt

Patrick becomes a "superhero" and starts terrorizing the citizens of Bikini Bottom.

Guest appearances: Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

Gujang-gun

Brentford
Colin

Redcar East

MNE

Pink

Marc Ceccarelli & Derek Iversen

No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Styleref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Carl Schurz Vrooman

yes

Location of railway station in Turin

Stay

≈84.33% Malayali

Lam, Hok Hei

Chile
on loan from Zacatecas

Jennifer Butler19972008

Novogorsk

A kangaroo's tail is used as a leg, so they have either three or five legs.

During the financial crisis of 1720, known as the South Sea Bubble, the Houses of Parliament called for stockbrokers to be sewn into sacks filled with poisonous snakes and thrown into the River Thames.

There are three times as many estate agents in the UK as there are members of the British Armed Forces.

Medieval manuscripts are littered with drawings of warfare between snails and knights. No-one knows why.

Djuricin

Loftus-Cheek

Florentin Phạm

Flum

→ CS Otopeni

A 24 second sample of Rihanna's "Stay", featuring Mikky Ekko.

No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga

Hiram Perkins Vrooman

No Such Thing as John Johnson

Ant nests can become infested by ants.

In Cambodia a teenage girl's parents might build her a "love hut" where her parents encourage her to sleep with as many boys as she wants until she finds the one that she likes.

The longest canyon in the world is 50% longer than the Grand Canyon and it was not discovered until August 2013. It is buried under 1.9 miles of ice in Greenland.

In 2008 the University of Bath invented a 3D printer that could print a copy of itself. Within three minutes that copy had copied itself to make a third copy and today nobody knows how many of these printers exist in the world.

No team

Lecce

New York State Superintendent of Insurance

Eduard Nicola

Sandro Schärer
Rob Rogers

Cows have friends and they get sad when they are separated.

It is illegal to take a selfie with a tiger in New York City.

Morgue refrigerators in Turkey are equipped with motion sensors, alarms and handles that open them from the inside in case anyone wakes up inside.

When he was a baby Henry VIII of England had two official cradle rockers who were paid £3 a year each to rock his cradle.

Black

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Freddy Soames

List of Cardfight!! Vanguard episodes

sections are too long and unreferenced

The final McDonalds burger ever sold in Iceland can currently be watched decomposing on a webcam.

In 1851 Prince Albert commissioned a ballroom in Balmoral Castle made entirely out of corrugated iron.

During the 19th century Saddlers Wells Theatre was routinely flooded to stage fake naval battles.

The practice of dog owners pretending that they have not seen their dogs defecating is technically called "strategic non-knowledge".

Norwood

No Such Thing As A Swear Word on the Moon

* Mikky Ekko
* Justin Parker
* Elof Loelv

Turin

Alex Bell, Karl Kruszelnicki, Murray, and Schreiber

Christodoulopoulos, Lazaros

San Diego Chargers

The first BBC radio presenter with a northern accent, Wilfred Pickles, was given the job to make it more difficult for the Nazis to impersonate news readers.

In China, if you want to empty a building of people, or indeed if you want to end anything, play the song "Going Home" by Kenny G.

The two leading paleontologists of the 19th century, Edward Drinker Cope and Othniel Charles Marsh, used to destroy their fossil sites after excavating them so that their rival couldn't find anything about the site.

In the Fulah language, a computer crash is a known as a "hookii", which means: "a cow falling over but not dying".

Madeirense; Madeiran

Byram

Milano Centrale

Zamora

Patrick-Man!

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Lieven Scheire and Schreiber

George Mouzalon
Ottoman victory

No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Spaceref|A fact about a Japanese fishing boat being destroyed by a cow falling from the sky has since been edited out of the original podcast after it was discovered to be wrong.|group="fn"

WJEF-FM

Receiving Touchdowns

FFFF00

Turin SFM

Smith

Madeira

/nes/sword-master

"I Feel for You"

LOL originally meant "Little Old Lady". It was a medical definition. Others included "LOLINAD", meaning "Little Old Lady in No Apparent Distress", and "LOLFDGB", meaning "Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom" .

According to researchers at Glasgow Caledonian University listening to Billy Connolly can substantially increase your pain tolerance.

The first woman to cycle around the world, Annie "Londonderry" Cohen Kopchovsky learnt to ride only the day before she set off.

When California ground squirrels are attacked by rattlesnakes they increase their blood pressure so much that their tails give off more infrared radiation and makes them look bigger.

KXTQ-FM

Audi R18 e-tron quattro

Cardfight!! Vanguard: Link Joker

Ponta do Sol

Assistant United States Secretary of Agriculture

Shockiku

No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples

Italy

Senior International Elite

Joachim, Prince of Pontecorvo

Guantanamo Bay has a gift shop.

The Natural History Museum, London is turning moths gay to stop them from destroying the exhibits.

The word "marvellous" has fallen in use from 155 times per million twenty years ago, to only 2 times per million today.

In preparation for the National Day of the People's Republic of China 100,000 pigeons have had anal security checks to make sure they are not carrying anything suspicious.

Squirrel Record

Dias, Manuel

Bury

Ninja

USA
January 2016

Independent double-wishbone push rod system

Wikipedia players' articles, Leeds United, Sky Sports

Lazaros Christodoulopoulos

Shigeto Nihei

Religion in State

(Curtis Jackson, Marshall Mathers, Adam Levine, Larry Griffin, Herb Rooney)

Lakshadweep Flag.png

Sanctuary!

Trachyte

Florentin Phạm-Huy Tiến

Position

Edward Joseph Murray II,

"My Life"

→ Oldham

Vacant

* Shady
* Aftermath
* Interscope

Aint Nobody.jpg

Joaquim Levy

Atsuyuki Takada

Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas & Derek Iversen

No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chickenref|Halloween special|group="fn"

On loan from Cardiff City

on loan from UANL

Atlantic Ocean

The world record for the horse long jump is shorter the record for the human long jump.

Every time Alfred Hitchcock had a cup of tea he always smashed the teacup afterwards.

The Romanian equivalent of comparing apples and oranges is to compare grandmothers and machine guns.

Replacement eyelids can be made from foreskins.

Battle of Bapheus

Scott, Harry

No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumperref|Recorded live from the Latitude Festival.|group="fn"

Aimbetov

Italy v Switzerland

Austin

on loan from Tapachula

Daniel Arty

No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle
No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Libertyref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

IHSAA District 2

No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact

Scunthorpe United
i2i Stadium

William Klenholz

No Such Thing As Captain Trousers

Population of Klyuchevsky District

Frecciarossa

Comedy

French

No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil

Slow Motion

Laura Murray

Leicester City

The Very Hungry Caterpillar was originally called A Week with Willi the Worm.

During World War II the XX Committee, or "Double-Cross Committee" was in charge of turning German spies.

Houses in Bali are built in proportion to the owner's body.

According to Isaac Newton the world is going to end in 2060.

Vassar College

No Such Thing As Mould Juiceref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

French prince

on loan from Cruz Azul

country

A head injury causes Squidward to regress to an infant state, and SpongeBob and Patrick must take care of him until he recovers.

lam4 hok6 hei1

DPRK Pyongbuk-Kujang.PNG

CNG Stadium

Mamoru Mori

No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics

Região Autónoma da Madeira

Piazza XVIII Dicembre, Turin

No Such Thing As A Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestler

Bazoer

No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dogref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at The Lowry, Salford].|group="fn"

Hattori Masashige

London and South Western Railway

Germany

Cover of the first edition, by Corbis

Parikh, Shrenu

Australia

Jonas Föhrenbach

CMR

Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller, Ptaszynski, Schreiber

footballer

Greece v Japan

_blanco

Murciélagos Fútbol Club

Tees Valley Line

Footballer

Hutchinson
Judge

During World War II, the Nazi Party employed two official Nazi comedians called Tran and Helle.

The Philippine Basketball Association, the second oldest such association in the world, has ten teams in total, including the Rain or Shine Elasto Painters, the San Miguel Beermen, and the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters.

If you get a zebrafish drunk, and put that zebrafish in a tank full of sober zebrafish, the sober ones will follow the drunk one around.

The youngest woolly mammoths are younger than the oldest Egyptian pharaohs.

Cincinnati Royals

Renamed Feniton for Ottery St Mary

Ottoman emirate

No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand

Largest city

Ruby, a sheep genetically engineered to glow in the dark, was accidentally sold to an abattoir.

During the launch of BBC Two in 1964, a live kangaroo got stuck in a lift at BBC Television Centre.

Dr. Seuss once wrote a Warner Bros. film called Going Home, that was banned because it accidentally predicted the Manhattan Project.

The phrase: "Why is my poop green?" is Googled most commonly between 5am and 6am.

The first item to be sent by New York's pneumatic post system was an artificial peach. The second thing to be sent was an alive black cat.

Scientists have made a form of algae that tastes like bacon.

Telescopes have a "new telescope smell" that can break them.

There is a museum in North Korea that has a scaled-down replica of the world's largest table.

Year of data

Priscilla Almodovar

* Curtis Jackson
* Marshall Mathers
* Adam Levine
* Larry Griffin, Jr.
* Herb Rooney

Barbosa, Nelson

Mihalík

location in Punjab,India

No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster

As part of the preparation for the D-Day landings the Allied Forces used condoms to collect soil and sand from the Normandy beaches.

Every second at least one star in the universe explodes.

Cannibals in ancient Mexico ate their human flesh with chilli sauce.

Dogs are not allowed in Selwyn College, Cambridge, so the master's Basset Hound as been reclassified as a really large cat.

TUN

Voice of Garfield

Factory Fresh

No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Materialref|New Year special|group="fn"

Bamba

( Laccadives )

Alkali basalt

right

present

Dutch music producer and DJ

Mother Teresa: Saint or Celebrity?

Torino Rebaudengo Fossata

Less than

Stevenage

France v Honduras

LL Cool J version

Offseason

Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber

Head Coach
Rotherham United

Portuguese Jesuit missionary

"Loungin"

Carbon fibre and Aluminum monocoque, CFC rear crash structure

James J. Wrynn

Former Brazil's Secretary of the Treasury

Austria

RUS

The Large Hadron Collider was turned off for a short period of time because a piece of baguette was found in the machinery.

For the last month of his life, James A. Garfield ate everything through his anus.

In 2013, six people in the United States named their child "Mushroom".

The person who found Richard III of England's bones, Philippa Langley, was not an archeologist, but a screenwriter.

ARM

Twice in its history the United States has been run by a shepherd: Thomas Jefferson and Woodrow Wilson both kept sheep.

There is a village in rural Russia where every single person knows how to tightrope walk.

In Britain pedestrians step to the right to avoid each other and in Japan they step to the left. No-one knows why.

Half of all California condors were raised by glove puppets.

Andy Woolmer

Laurent Cunin-Gridaine

Bridcutt

Elyounoussi

Darren Bond

Javontee Herndon

Hironobu Tamai , R. Nakashima

on loan from Atlas

Umm-e-Kulsoom

American actor and comedian

In 18th century France tooth-pullers were entertainers who would perform in front of live audiences.

In World War I the Romanian army issued an order that only officers above the rank of major had the right to wear eye shadow in battle.

The most borrowed children's author in British libraries, Daisy Meadows, doesn't exist.

It would cost $850 quadrillion to build the Death Star.

Madre Teresa: Santa o Celebrità?

No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urineref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"ref|One year anniversary special.|group="fn"

Platform One, Redcar Central Station - geograph.org.uk - 2156284.jpg

Vokes

* Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike
* Martin Garrix
* Tiësto
* David Guetta
* Steve Aoki
* Nicky Romero
* R3hab
* NERVO

Oscar Osthoff

Lucille Murray

IT-Intercity

Clare O'Kane

The first ever novel, The Tale of Genji, ended mid-sentence.

J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis both once went to a party dressed as polar bears. It was not a fancy dress party.

Agatha Christie thought that Hercule Poirot was a, "detestable, bombastic, tiresome, egocentric, little creep".

Before inventing television John Logie Baird's invented a pair of socks to wear underneath your usual pair of socks.

Rihanna feat. Mikky Ekko

rufus nobody.jpg

Rihanna

"Slow Motion"

Chris Conley

Bucharest, Romania

SC Freiburg

Pakistan

One of the last things that NASA had to do before launching space shuttles was to detach their inflatable owls that were used to scare woodpeckers.

The music used on the You Wouldn't Steal a Car anti-piracy advert was stolen by the people who made the advert.

According to the government website of the Czech Republic there are three symbols of Easter in the country: Easter eggs, the Easter lamb and whipping.

At Earl's Court tube station, in 1911, a one-legged man named "Bumper Harris" was hired to ride the escalator.

Dinallo, Eric R.

The first thing was a parliament.

One of the largest majorities in a Brazilian local election was won by a rhino.

Finland's parliament sometimes makes decisions in their sauna.

In British electoral history 8 candidates have been awarded no votes at all in a general election.

The words "Tory" and "Prime Minister" both started out as insults.

In a 2005 questionnaire about substance abuse, almost one in five people taking part admitted to taking a drug that did not exist called derbisol.

Sea otters have a secret pocket in their armpit where they like to keep their favourite stones.

In Vancouver it is illegal to put a doorknob on the front door of a house as it is harder for people to open if they suffer from arthritis.

→ Ascoli

Club owner

Sørloth

Michele Paolucci

Longbeck

Archipelago

Tuliyev

Cover art for digital downloads

on loan from Pachuca

"Lonely"

Mr. Krabs holds the Krusty Krab's first annual company picnic to boost morale, but Plankton hosts his own picnic on the same day.
It Came from Goo Lagoon

Nicolae Mușat

Ameobi
_bluecollar_2

Joachim Murat

South Korea v Ghana

Millwall

village

Aursnes

* Tremaine Neverson
* Charlie Puth
* Geoffrey Earley
* Jacob Kasher

Andy Davies
F5F500

WEA YMCA Community College Cymru

Subregion

Manuel Dias

Torino Lingotto

Hong Kong C

Instituto de Meteorologia, ClimaTemps.com (for Sunshine hours data)

Fairy

_negro

Bell, Harkin, Murray, and Schreiber

Gray

Aragoneses, Sergio

TBA

New York City

Shigeru Saitō

Portugal

Torino Porta Nuova

New Zealand

No Such Thing As Death By Acne

Languages

Burn

Mondays-Fridays only

Berardi

Denmark

Trieste Centrale

Tyson

Liverpool, Merseyside, England

→ South China

Pieter Bruegel de Oude - De bruiloft dans .jpg

June 2018
Hamer

Zreľák

No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish

India Punjab

Statistics from INE ; geographic detail from Instituto Geográfico Português

Ain't Nobody

Sandy is determined to break a record number of world records, in record time, so SpongeBob joins her for an action-packed weekend of dangerous record setting.

Wall, Nick van de (real name)

Sir Wilfrid Laurier

Umar Khan

_murcielagos3AA

Kādofaito!! Vangādo

Reinartz

Paolucci, Michele

No Such Thing As A Travelator in Ancient Rome

Eric R. Dinallo

Breisgau-Brasilianer

Squidward stops doing work at the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs tells a scary story about a yeti crab that eats lazy employees. When a real one shows up at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob takes it seriously and starts working in overdrive.

on loan from Morelia

Andreas Ekberg

NZL

Northern Rail

Cardiff City

Rivers of Newport County, Rhode Island

Patrick! The Game

Mohammed Faizal P. P.

Elmohamady

Gary's New Toy

Administrator

Shrenu

Patron

KSEL-FM

South Bank

CHI

true

First round

A three-dimensional rendering of topographic maps characterizing the island of Madeira

Hong Kong U-17

February 1868

Novara

The head of the International Chess Federation, Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, believes chess was brought to Earth by aliens.

The Greenland shark is so slow it needs all of its food to be asleep in order to eat it. It can only swim at 1mph, so if the prey moves it will outrun the shark.

In 19th century America you could be committed to a mental asylum for reading a novel.

The yakuza has its own website that has a theme tune designed to attract new members.

tv series

Chairman

Mouktaris

Niamh Brady

Carlos Kawall Leal Ferreira

IT-ICN

Nick van de Wall

Italian

Attorney

rail

single

Introduction of the telescope in China

(Line and station closed)

There have been three Top 50 songs in the British charts that have been sung exclusively in Latin: "Gaudete" by Steeleye Span; "Choral in Latin" from Evita; and "Pie Jesu" from Requiem, sung by Charlotte Church.

The way to recognise the Buddha is to look out for his webbed feet, his tongue that can reach his ears, and withdrawn genitalia.

The whoopee cushion was invented by the Roman Emperor with the birthname Bassianus.

The oldest known purse is decorated with dogs teeth.

Pérola do Atlântico

Adrián Mouriño Fernández

Byaah Hamari Bahoo Ka

mcmahja01

Executive Secretary,

"Stay" (2013)

The Aztecs wore necklaces made out of popcorn.

In 2011, China tried to pass off a scene from the film Top Gun as footage from its own air force.

In 2003, somebody misplaced the masterkeys to the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, thus meaning they had to replace the locks, at a cost of $1,000,700.

The children's toy doll Ken is officially an accessory to Barbie.

Kaiser Wilhelm II once lost a valuable arms contract for Germany because he slapped Ferdinand I of Bulgaria on the bottom.

"Beware of Pickpocket" signs attract pickpockets.

No-one is quite sure how to pronounce Louis Armstrong's name.

The man who holds the Guinness World Record for the lowest voice can hit notes that are so low only elephants can hear them.

When you have a tattoo lasered off you end up pooing it out.

The man who invented the airship, Alberto Santos-Dumont, used to hold dinner parties with 10ft high chairs so his guests could experience the joy of flight.

A new scientific study has concluded that there are too many scientific studies.

You should never pick up a desert tortoise. If you do it can urinate itself to death.

Ville Nevalainen

Alex Bell, Harkin, Murray and Ptaszynski

Pham-Huy, Florentin

Swindon Town
July 2012

Kenny the Cat

Harkin, Murray, Schreiber, Anne Miller and Eric Lampaert

SpongeBob takes stray snails into his home.

Guest appearance: Bob Barker as Bob Barnacle

Sedan, Ardennes. France

Sunderland

Matt Baker, John Bishop, Harkin, Alex Jones, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Funchal

Wood

Paul da Serra

Mecyclothorax

Loan

February 2012

Kyle McCulloch and Jack Pendarvis

Edoardo Cellino

auto

Martin

"Made in Germany" product labels were originally invented to put people off buying the product.

In 1991, Prof. Alexander Abian of Iowa State University proposed that we could solve virtually every problem of human existence by blowing up the Moon.

In New York City, until 1925, drivers going east or west stopped at an amber traffic light and drove on green, while drivers going north or south drove on an amber light and stopped on green.

There are companies which lasso icebergs to stop them hitting oil rigs.

Country

Klimovich

Massimo Cellino

No Such Thing As A Sentient Icebergref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, London.|group="fn"

Séance Shméance
Squid Baby

No Such Thing As Michaelangelo's Snowmanref|This episode was recorded at the Brighton Comedy Festival.|group="fn"

Anatolii Zhabchenko

William Namack

Zuber

The Sewers of Bikini Bottom

No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastardref|UK General Election special|group="fn"

Adrián Mouriño

In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race, despite dying of a heart attack while riding his horse.

Some Buddhist monks run marathons to achieve enlightenment.

The Slovakian and Slovenian embassies in Washington D.C. meet once a month to exchange wrongly addressed mail.

In the 18th century there were medicines called "Alan's Nipple Liniment", "Grimstone's Eye Snuff", "Miller's Worm Plums" and "Italian Bosom Friend".

JF8BRvqGCNs

No Such Thing As Van Gogh the Elephant

The most painful place on the human body to be stung by a bee is the nostril.

For breakfast, Walt Disney ate fresh doughnuts dunked in Scotch whisky.

The French word for arsenic used to be "poudre de succession" or "inheritance powder", because it was used in so many murders.

Shouting at drivers improves their driving.

on loan from Zacatepec

Walter Reinschild

Lakshadweep district

SFM3

Carruthers
Guiseley

Flag of Madeira.svg

Norman, Peter

No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea

Squidward discovers SpongeBob's diary and reads it to everyone in the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob is devastated.

British Hong Kong

Spanish fortress before dismantlement by Barbarossa.

The Executive Treatment

Viking names included "desirous of beer", "squat-wiggle", "lust-hostage", "short penis", "able to fill a bay with fish by magic" and "the man without trousers".

You Only Live Once is Katie Price's fourth autobiography.

William Morton, the father of anaesthesia, first experimented on himself but kept falling asleep before he could describe the results.

Chessington World of Adventures has banned animal-print onesies to stop the animals there getting confused.

→ Persija Jakarta

American politician

club-number

Başaçıkoğlu

Chris Wood

EU-Portugal with Madeira circled.svg

Peter George Norman

License to Milkshake

Hélan

Vrooman in 1917

Watmore

Kyle McCulloch

Chrien

Kujang-gun

WBCT

Takashi Motoki

Arabian Sea

In 1060 BC, the entire Egyptian city of Pi-Ramesses was moved 20 kilometres to the north because part of the River Nile dried up.

In 1864 a friend of Charles Dickens had a flatpack Swiss chalet sent to his home as a Christmas present.

Neuroscientists can tell if you are a musician simply by looking at your brain.

Jack L. Warner, head of Warner Bros., spotted that from the air his studios looked identical to a nearby aircraft factory, so on the roof he painted an arrow and the words "Lockheed: That Way".

Minister of Planning of Brazil

_thinwhitestripes

Nikola Popov

Lakshadweep Sea

No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement

Languages of Lakshadweep in 2001

Rudy

No Such Thing As A Kiss

Trondsen

Aircraft operations

both

Eleonora Sport Limited

RCE

Holiday

Son Yeon-jae

"My name is Brendan Seamus Brady from North Dublin and this is my final confession. I am responsible for the murders of Daniel Houston, Michael Cornus, Florence Brady, D.I Walker and Seamus Brady, my father. No one died that didn't deserve to die."

Manuel Dias Jr.

right-side
Machico

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Lieven Scheire

Alan Smart

Kenneth Steven Pavey

at Austria Wien

Rihanna featuring Mikky Ekko - Stay.ogg

Rangers (HKG)

Romanian footballer

Political autonomy

Fussballclub Zürich

For the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II people dressed up as television sets.

The world puddle jumping championships bans fizzy drinks in case they improve the participant's performance.

The shuttlecocks used in professional badminton are made using real goose feathers which are always taken from the bird's left wing.

The Ancient Egyptians had a pornographic papyrus, known as the Turin Erotic Papyrus.

Indian Ocean

at 1. FC Nürnberg

Seal of Lakshadweep.jpg

Harkin, Rufus Hound, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Sergio Aragoneses

Lakshadweep in India .svg

When Neil Armstrong stepped on the Moon and said "That's one small step for man", he was wearing ladies underwear.

In 1963, Muhammad Ali released a stand-up comedy album.

In 1325, in Italy, a war was declared and 2,000 people were killed because of a stolen bucket.

There is a group of chimpanzees in Zambia who wear a blade of grass in their left ear as a fashion statement.

Tim Robinson

Arena Football League

No Such Thing As A Song in the Sound of Musicref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London.|group="fn"

Brookside:Friday the 13th

SVK

Jesuit missionary

Italy U19

Porriño, Spain
Spanish footballer

DRC
Murphy

"Come to Butt-head"

British Steel Redcar

Nigel Miller

CC Licenses, LLC

"Eagle Eyes"

Adeyemi

Tatsuhiko Urahata

navy

nearby city

Makris

Shotaro Sasaki, Koichi Ishibashi

Mouriño Fernández, Adrián

Savage Islands submarine mount

HDI Year

Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, Blake Lemons & Andrew Goodman

Lubbock's Greatest Hits

Eduardo Refinetti Guardia

Trachybasalt

Kenny Pavey

José Lino Tranquada Gomes

No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood
Victoria Coren Mitchell, Harkin, Miller, Murray, and Schreiber

Wall, Nick van de

Awards for Bill Murray

Squid Defense

Ryōta Katō

Chivasso

Nugent

"Pour It Up / Remix"

SpongeBob gets lost after trying to take a short-cut to the Krusty Krab.

Leandro Di Gregorio

Looking west along the westbound platform.

No Such Thing As A Doorknob in Vancouver

Giampaolo Caboni

Evanston, Illinois, U.S.

Platinum

T–1st

Location

No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
No Such Thing As The Pajama Policeref|This episode was recorded at the North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford.|group="fn"
No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues

Indian actor

Thorvaldur Árnason

If the 2014 version of Godzilla really existed, it would produce 12.9 million gallons of urine a day.

The real Long John Silver – William Ernest Henley, was the father of the real Wendy Darling – Margaret Henley.

The tin foil hat worn by conspiracy theorists to stop the government sending messages into their brains actually has the opposite effect. It amplifies the signal.

Geese sometimes fly upside-down to lose height quickly when they come into land.

Robert Boehm

Taylor

Peter Norman

Formation

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber, Alex Edelman and Greg Jenner

Genova Brignole

Don Martin de Vargas

Spain v The Netherlands

Vercelli

* Funk
* R&B

Pham Huy at Steaua Bucharest

Alex Bell, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

on loan from Querétaro

Eduard Adrian Nicola

No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair of Jeans

McNally, Gregg

GXY

"Stay"

Sougou

at Eintracht Braunschweig

No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle

Barnsley
O'Hara

Public

Apertura 2015

Afrojack

Laurent Cunin

Independent double-wishbone pull rod system

Zhalmukan

The One Show Specialref|This episode was recorded at BBC Broadcasting House, London, during a recording of The One Show. The facts discussed on the podcast were connected to the topics discussed on that night's episode of The One Show.|group="fn"

Buenos Aires. Argentina

Hong Kong

"Diamonds"

Mouriño, Adrián

Alexander the Great banned beards in battle to combat beard-pulling.

Psychopaths do not experience contagious yawning as often as non-psychopaths.

The Big Bang was quieter than a Motörhead concert.

Pixar accidentally deleted Toy Story 2 while they were half-way through making it.

Marco Hingerl

None

Brazil

Anna Ptaszynski

Boehm

SpongeBob returns to the milk-shake academy after discovering his milk-shake license has expired.

Guest appearance: Michael McKean as Captain Frostymug.

United States

South Korean rhythmic gymnast

Erwin

Estimate

Milano Porta Garibaldi

Administrative autonomy
Drive

Football League Championship

The seventh time park ranger Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning coincided with the 22nd time he fought off a bear with a stick.

In 2015, America's "Hero Dog of the Year Award" was won by a cat.

The earliest known penalty of illegal parking, dating back to Assyria in the 7th century BC, was to be impaled on a stake.

Female corn earworm moths go invisible after sex.

Pull Up a Barrel

Stockport County

Special 2

—Mikky Ekko, 4 Music

on loan from Oaxaca

Feniton

Company Picnic

Eitan Shmuelevitz

Funchal, capital of Madeira

Patricia Lascelles, The Countess of Harewood

* NBA champion

Sharpsburg, Athens County, Ohio

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Richard Turner
Alex Bell, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Leeds United A.F.C. 2013/14 Season Official Handbook

No Such Thing As Reginald the Red-Nosed Reindeerref|Christmas special recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London.|group="fn"

Leeds City Holdings Limited

→ U Cluj

Demonym

Safe Deposit Krabs

Washington State Cougars

Government

SEN

Duke University School of Public Policy

"Hit 'Em High (The Monstars' Anthem)"

Free

Greek footballer

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Alex Bell
Jack Burke, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Sohn Yŏn-chae

The first ever sandwich that we know about contained wine.

In 2003, three people in Mexico were officially listed as having died of acne.

Amongst the other scientists called Einstein there is M.E. Einstein who came up with a formula for predicting the composition of a pork carcass, and Rosemary Einstein who co-investigated the use of cannabis, alcohol and tobacco on 300 young persons at her university.

The first contact lenses cost as much as a car.

Rusnák

A computer game has been invented that takes more than a lifetime to complete.

2013 was the first year since 1933 where there has been no sighting of the Loch Ness Monster.

The French government forced Madame Tussaud to make models of her friends' decapitated heads.

During the Normandy landings the Allied Forces dropped dogs by parachute onto the battlefield.

Cook

on loan from UAT

Released

Savitski

NIR

When he was bored Calvin Coolidge used to ring a bell to summon his bodyguards and then hide from them under the Oval Office desk.

Until 2011 the Sun was only in theory a sphere, but it has since been confirmed that it is actually a sphere.

There are some bird's nests that contain over 100 rooms and are so heavy they cause trees to fall down.

The worst baseball team in South Korea, the Hanwha Eagles, has replaced its supporters with robots.

IRE

Murray, William James

Turin Metro Line M1

Mayori Sekijima
Ace Crew Entertainment

No Such Thing As A Human Cigarette

Green

Babar Javed

No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel

Gouano

Margaret Kelly19811996

Islands

Hollyoaks Later

"First Date"

Torino Porta Susa

HDI Category

Ayala

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Freddy Soames

Kightly

Sword Master

Cardfight!! Vanguard: The Movie

SFM6

June 2017
Rejected

Paul Wulff

Between Nicomedia and Nicaea, Bithynia

Sol Bamba

Plankton's Pet

Roope

John Murray

Yui Umemoto

SpongeBob must take drastic measures when Gary's new red ball starts to control him.

FA Cup

Settlement

Ratcliffe Mound

Antenucci

Mall Girl Pearl

Chris Kavanagh

Professor Barbosa in 2014

No Such Thing As Diarrhea Driveref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London. In this episode, it was the four favourite facts from the audience rather than the Elves.|group="fn"

Ottomans capture Algiers

gold

No Such Thing As A Randy Rat in Polyester Pants

Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas & Mr. Lawrence

"Beetlebum" by Blur

GEO

Tabakovic

Arfield

"Discothèque" by U2

No Such Thing As A Ghost in Poland

December 2010
November 2015

Birman, Len

Ward-Prowse

Brian Doyle-Murray

Vice Chairman

Salerno

Secretary of the National Treasury

Robert

Brendan Brady

Limited-slip rear differential

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Roma Termini

Capture of Algiers

Lees

Mr. Krabs finds himself trapped in Bikini Bottom's brand-new bank, "Bank of Bikini Bottom Bank", on the verge of getting instant interest & it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to save him.

Rihanna featuring Mikky Ekko

Discovery

Trey Songz

English

SFM1

No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope

* Def Jam
* Roc Nation
* SRP

Afrojack in 2011

Anne Miller, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber

Porto Moniz

Athena, Activision

Manuel

No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Controlref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Joey Gossett

website

London, England

The first man to swim the English Channel, Captain Matthew Webb, later had a show where he floated in a tank for two hours.

The first item sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer. It was bought by a man who collects broken laser pointers.

When Alexander Fleming's neighbours foiled a burglary at his house, as a thank you gift Fleming gave them some mould from the first penicillin.

The earliest known ice cream recipes suggest flavouring with ambergris, which is whale poo.

Cover of the first Italian edition

on loan from Chiapas

Owners

Rassadkin

カードファイト!! ヴァンガード

""I think that the Brendan and Ste storyline has been fantastic — they're both brilliant and, God, you couldn't have asked for stronger chemistry than what they've got on screen"

Ohio

No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse

conference

* Rashad Smith
* LL Cool J

What's Eating Patrick?
SpongeBob attempts to contact spirits in order to find a long-lost sandwich recipe.

Temperate

—Paul Marquess discussing Brendan and Ste's relationship

* James Todd Smith
* Hawk Wolinski

Antoniou
Hateboer

* CD single
* digital download

ALB

The San Francisco Fire Department's ladders are made from wood.

Astronauts do not snore.

In March 1876 it rained mutton-tasting meat in Kentucky.

The Victorians invented a coat which doubled-up as a boat.

Mike Kleiber

"Ain't Nobody"

Janssen

Delta High School

Parikh

album

David Webb

International membership
Ilha da Madeira

IT-Eurostar

Michigan's #1 For New Country

Mattock

Bumper to Bumper

Only 28% of people know when they have been flirted with.

Ancient Sumerian beer was as thick as porridge and was drunk through a straw.

Baby turtles co-ordinate when they are going to hatch from within their eggshells.

Henrik Ibsen's last words were to his nurse. She said to him that she thought Ibsen was getting better, to which Ibsen replied: "On the contrary", and then he died.

Murray at the 2015 San Diego Comic-Con International

New York University School of Law

Bert Clark

No Such Thing As A Buff Pandaref|Special release in honour of the podcast being nominated for a Chortle Award.|group="fn"

Kiyoko Yoshimura

Amir Falahen

Shin Itagaki

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Simon Rich and Schreiber

Hendrick

Felix Jaehn singles

This is a special "Worst Of" episode, consisting of clips removed from the original podcasts.
No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn

Independent

on loan from Venados

English footballer

Boehm, Robert

Some plastic surgeons operated on a Belgian man to make him look more like Michael Jackson.

The largest Viking ship ever discovered was found when renovating the Roskilde Viking Ship Museum

The tobacco hornworm uses extremely bad halitosis to protect itself.

During this podcast you could have fallen asleep up to five times and not have known about it.

Stunt performer Johnny Knoxville guest starred in "Extreme Spots" as Johnny Krill, while Michael McKean voiced the character of Captain Frostymug in "License to Milkshake".

Brookside:The Lost Weekend

Brazil v Croatia

Tutor Sauce

FL Cup

NOR

"Ain't Nobody "

* Deep house
* dance

No Such Thing As A Kilt on the Battlefield

Hayato Saga

Byrne

손연재

Businessman, politician

President

USA Colorado

St. Michael's

film

Central midfielder

Brown

Fredericks

FNT

URU

→ Vicenza

No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Bassoon in a Football Stadiumref|This episode was a tie-in to the final of the 2014 FIFA World Cup final, and was thus devoted entirely to football.|group="fn"

Marc Ceccarelli, Luke Brookshier & Mr. Lawrence

Coat of arms of Madeira.gif

No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'

List of Cardfight!! Vanguard episodes#Cardfight!! Vanguard: Asia Circuit

SpongeBob replaces his broken spatula with one from Plankton, which may have magical strength and powers.

In 1874 there was a plan to transport dead bodies from all over Europe to Mount Vesuvius and throw them in.

In 2010 an abandoned waste-water treatment plant in Baltimore was found to be home to an estimated 107,000,000 spiders.

According to Vatican City's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, the greatest pop album of all time is Revolver by The Beatles.

For the first fifty years the Ancient Olympic Games the only event was the 200 metres .

Receptions

Tapachula

NET 10 Wireless AFL

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray, and Schreiber
No Such Thing As A Computer in the Oval Office

* Charlie Puth
* Geoffro Cause

Las Vegas holds an award ceremony for people who make awards, presented by the Awards and Recognition Association.

Napoleon Bonaparte loved roast chicken so much that his household chefs were constantly cooking some in case he decided he wanted any.

IMDb was originally just a list of actresses with beautiful eyes.

The word "fascinate" literary means: "the embodiment of divine phallus".

Silvestri

Arena Football 1

Joe Newell

Novem Baumann

Ain´t Nobody

n/a

Chief Executive Officer

Maniyala Jai Singh Wala

Redcar Central

Jovan Kaludjerović

Ключевский район

Australia v Mexicoref|Most of the panel voted for Mexico, but Australian Schreiber, who hosted this episode, mockingly declared that Australia was the winner instead.|group="fn"

Robin Hull

West-East

Milan

Christodoulopoulos with Greece in 2013

Italy U20

Ancillo Canepa

Lord Byron's nickname for William Wordsworth was: "William Turdsworth".

If you grow a cos lettuce in a spaceship it tastes like rocket.

Scientists have grown an ear using Vincent Van Gogh's DNA.

The larger Pacific striped octopus catches its pray by sneaking up behind it and tapping it on the shoulder.

Mrs. Puff tries a new method to get SpongeBob to pass his driving test. At first point it's successful, but her parole officer arrests her for driving recklessly during the test and tears up SpongeBob's license, so as usual, it fails.

_collaronwhite

Awards and achievement

- Total

Patrick creates a board game, and invites SpongeBob, Squidward, and Sandy to come play it.

Promotional image of Cardfight!! Vanguard

Levy, Joaquim

Mahl is spoken on Minicoy Island.

Corso Vittorio Emanuele II

No Such Thing as a Pilot Fish
Colombia v Ivory Coast

Stay artwork.png

Ercole Cellino
Ghoochannejhad

- Per capita

Canadian

US Box Art

After Squidward is cornered in a dark alley and his groceries are stolen, he asks SpongeBob and Sandy to teach him karate so he can defend himself if it ever happens again.

→ Unirea Urziceni

Harkin, Greg Jenner, Murray and Ptaszynski
Nigeria v Bosnia-Herzegovina

category:Bill Murray

Forest Evashevski

SWI

Grugliasco

A beach at Kavaratti

Williams

Mecyclothorax muriauxioides Perrault, 1984

Sarah Buffington

dd-mm-yyyy

Alex Bell, Harkin, Molly Oldfield and Schreiber
Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller and Ptaszynski

Distribution of the islands of the archipelago

Tom Yasumi

Cameroon v Chile

Squid Plus One

Wootton

Jack McMahon

Before going on stage to read A Christmas Carol Charles Dickens had a warm-up routine of drinking a pint of champagne.

Crap Christmas jumpers date back to the Romans.

Male turkeys blush when they see female turkeys.

The composer of the song "Jingle Bells", James Pierpont, also wrote a song called "We Conquer or Die".

Trond Ivar Døvle

on loan from Veracruz

Harkin, Mark Mason, Murray and Schreiber
No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sockref|Recorded live from the Hay Literary Festival. All the facts cover literature, except the last one which is about television, "the enemy of literature".|group="fn"

Argentina

Hong Kong U-23

Swiss cheese is losing its holes.

There is a ski shop in the middle of the Sahara desert.

The world's only firework-boxing match took place in London in 1937.

You have a cell in your brain specifically dedicated to Jennifer Aniston.

Miguel Albuquerque

CIV

Canadian actor

United Kingdom

Mike Leach

Squad Number
Jason Whiteley

Metric

In Peru depictions of the Last Supper show Jesus Christ and the disciples eating a guinea pig.

The Citigroup Center skyscraper has a 400 tonne weight at the top of it to stop it from falling over.

Canadian crime writer Howard Engel lost the ability to read while also not losing the ability to write.

Apple Inc. co-founder Steve Wozniak met his wife via a Dial-A-Joke call.

Felix Jaehn

* Pop
* R&B

asst. principal/athletic director

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber

Bellusci

Harkin, John Mitchinson, Molly Oldfield and Ptaszynski
No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheatref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

David Wolinski

Dias

Kirk Broadfoot

"Dance with Me"

PLE

Palermo

Title screen

Italy U21

SFM7

Rhodes
Diagouraga

Greeley–Weld County Airport Authority

Sporting Guardés

Mini Vanguard

Koko the gorilla, who knows sign language, has owned and cared for three pet cats during her lifetime.

According to yeti experts it is easier to escape from a female yeti than a male yeti, because females have such long dangling breasts, so before they can chase a human they need to chuck them over their shoulders, otherwise they might trip over them.

The Kama Sutra suggests 64 arts to practice alongside sex including solving word puzzles and teaching birds how to talk.

There are more than 15 trillion tonnes of water above the Earth at any given moment.

List of Cardfight!! Vanguard episodes#Cardfight!! Vanguard: Legion Mate

Fabbrini

Club manager

August 2013

No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brownref|This episode featured tracks to Emperor Yes's album An Island Called Earth, including the entire song "Monkey King".|group="fn"

"Stay" music video

Third round

After accidentally flushing Mr.Krabs' safe, SpongeBob and Squidward must go into the sewers to retrieve it.

Spain

on loan from Sinaloa

Location of Madeira relative to Portugal and the rest of the European Union

Anto Grgic

Oulx-Cesana-Claviere-Sestriere

Robert Gallery

Cardfight!! Vanguard: Legion Mate

A beach at Kavaratti, Lakshadweep.jpg

Attacking midfielder

British boxer

Jinesh Patel

image alignment

Opened as Feniton

Pittsburgh Condors

Two people in Sydney every week get bitten by ticks and shortly afterwards become allergic to meat for the rest of their lives.

The Millennium bug is going to hit in 2038.

Buckminster Fuller's complete diaries take over 18 metres of shelf space.

Australian scientists have recently named a new discovered species of fish: "blue bastard".

Sportzentrum Eugendorf

List of Cardfight!! Vanguard episodes#Cardfight!! Vanguard GIRS Crisis

Federal University of Rio de Janeiro

CPV

Benoit Bastien

"Got to Be There"

D.A. Brodle

Padraig Brady

Kerokero Ace, Monthly Bushiroad

Pico Ruivo

After being let go by Mr. Krabs in a cost-cutting measure, SpongeBob looks to take his talents elsewhere.

Zürich

林學曦

Sharp

Actress

No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bulletref|This episode was recorded at the North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford.|group="fn"
Iran v Argentina v Ecuador

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward discover a wave of mucus bubbles coming from Goo Lagoon and Sandy realizes they are dangerous, but no one listens to her due to the trio's promoting of the bubbles, until they become a giant goo ball, which Plankton is trying to control.

Little Zab

Rufus and Chaka Khan

Pavey, Kenny

Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, Blake Lemons & Mr. Lawrence

→ Voința Sibiu

Rod Corkhill

Routledge

Rivers of Providence County, Rhode Island

William James Murray

Director

the Byzantine–Ottoman Wars

Italo

→ Atalanta

Eek, an Urchin!

Liverpool

→ Whitehaven

MEX

Ed Murray

stay

Alexander Harkam

Alex Bell, Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Audi R18 ultra

HDI

Peter Bankes

James Ashmore

Shane Hill

During the Miracle of 1511 the people of Brussels protested against the government by filling the city with dozens of pornographic snowmen.

Harris hawks stand on each others shoulders to get a better view.

Pope Innocent VIII was given the nickname "The Honest" because he was the first pope to acknowledge that he had illegitimate children.

Spanish construction workers recently accidentally destroyed a 6,000-year-old neolithic tomb that looked like a picnic table and replaced it with a new and better-looking picnic table.

Quinta Vigia
Location of the island of Madeira in the archipelago of Madeira
madeira, Portuguese for wood

June 2016

Frankie Corkhill

S-tronic

William Corkhill

SpongeBob finds an urchin in the Krusty Krab and tries to get rid of it.

lat. -de- is pronounced /de/, not /deɪ/

Simon Hooper

Reggio di Calabria Centrale

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray and Ptaszynski

North-South

NED

Redcar East railway station MMB 10.jpg

December 2015

Cleaner fish can cheat their bosses, and their bosses can punish them.

Al Qaeda's job application form has a question asking who should be contacted in the event that the applicant becomes a martyr.

The single biggest expense for the computer game Lego Universe was to hire human moderators to make sure people were not making Lego penises.

Jack Horner, the man who inspired the main character in Jurassic Park, is now building a chickenosaurus.

Dominik Ouschan

Shrenu Parikh

Contract termination

No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup

John Bender

→ Catania

Producer

Audi R18 TDI

manga

Redmond

Ivrea

No Such Thing As A Sad High Fiveref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

US-CO

Club de Fútbol Cafetaleros de Tapachula

List of Cardfight!! Vanguard episodes#Mini Vanguard

Patrick enters an eating competition.

Doukara

Ćerimagić

No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus

Home
Davis

* Polydor
* Island

FRA

Geographic locale

Church

non_performing_personnel

→ Palermo

Jim Sweeney

Date format

SFM2

KGXY

* Spinnin
* Wall Recordings
* Island
* Def Jam

Mexico

Hong Kong U-20

The world's only Cornish pasty museum is in Mexico.

20% of people wake up wearing fewer clothes than they went to bed with.

There are people who mine for jeans.

Jesus Christ had a monobrow.

WJFM

_blueborder
Carl Boyeson

Maurice Herrold

Others

Paris-Lyon

(Sidmouth/Budleigh Salterton branches)

Ethnic groups

Hatsuki Tsuji

Italy Turin

Jack Pendarvis

Nyoni

≈15.67% Mahls

Stuani

→ Khazar Lankaran

Karaman

Minister of Agriculture and Commerce

Roomer Tarajev
Bero

The QI Elves

List of Cardfight!! Vanguard episodes#Cardfight!! Vanguard: Link Joker

—Brendan Brady's final confession .

Fritz Keller
AUT

Evil Spatula

* DJ
* producer
* remixer

Reopened as Feniton by British Rail

on loan from Monterrey

Madeira topographic map-fr.svg

lower-alpha

Murciélagos

Mullings in 2012

Škriniar

Drug dealer

BRA

Cooper

The 2012 law prohibiting nudity in San Francisco was proposed by a politician named Scott Wiener.

Charles Darwin's grandfather, Erasmus Darwin, got so large that he could not sit at his dinner table any more. Rather than exercising or dieting, he cut a semi-circle in his dining table so he could fit his stomach in.

Spotify's random function is not random.

The animal kingdom forgot how to have sex for 40 million years.

D.Ward

Salerno Editrice

Agard

* hip hop

Jonathan Lardot

British Steel Redcar railway station in 2008.jpg

Al Kircher

Source: Federal Aviation Administration

View of the station building.

Nicola, Eduard

→ Astra Ploiești

KKIK

* Mikky Ekko
* Elof Loelv
* Justin Parker
* Kuk Harrell

List of Cardfight!! Vanguard episodes#Cardfight!! Vanguard G

No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum

The total number of hours spent by people watching The One Show this year is the same as the total number of hours that have passed since humans left Africa.

The largest object ever discovered is a hole: the supervoid.

In 2012 a kestrel was arrested in Turkey on suspicion of spying.

The phrase "van man" pre-dates the invention of the van.

Renamed Ottery and Sidmouth Road

Turin Porta Susa railway station

Jane Curtin and Dan Aykroyd

Emory Alvord

No Such Thing As Domesticated Furnitureref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Wolfram Aufschnaiter

Phil Sarboe

Based aircraft

Cardfight!! Vanguard G

SpongeBob becomes obsessed with Bikini Bottom's new star, Kenny the Cat, who can hold his breath for an incredible amount of time. Sandy, however, thinks Kenny is a fraud. After SpongeBob invites Kenny to the Krusty Krab and discovers that he is indeed a fraud, he tries to help Kenny cover up against logic-backed Sandy.

Guest appearance: Biz Markie as Kenny the Cat.

Special 1

Flo Brady

Cardfight!! Vanguard: Asia Circuit

Current

Nelson Barbosa

SpongeBob is sad because he failed another driving test and starts ruining patties. Mr. Krabs offers to teach SpongeBob how to drive, but SpongeBob repeatedly destroys The Krusty Krab.

Câmara de Lobos

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs seek business advice from an ad executive in Mr. Krabs' endeavor to launch a line of frozen Krabby Patties.
Guest appearance: Jon Hamm as Don Grouper.

No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot

Madeira Platform,

No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk

Norwich City

SUI

Josh Androsky & Daniel Dominguez

Currency

Quarter-finals

Nancy Murray

Bananas emit antimatter.

Slovenia's largest lake, Lake Cerknica, disappears every year.

Half the world's saigas have died in the previous month and no-one knows why.

Barbra Streisand had a shopping mall built for her sole use under her house.

Belgium v Algeria

Phillips

Active

Print

Sport-Club Freiburg e.V.

Plankton teams up with his criminal friends to break out of jail in order to steal Mr. Krabs' secret formula. Luckily, SpongeBob intervenes with the jailbreak plot.

Athenley

Boëtius

Harry Scott

→ Academica Clinceni

No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Hauntingref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, London.|group="fn"

Jim Sutherland

In 1903, a man called W. Reginald Bray posted himself.

The world's oldest ham has just celebrated its 112th birthday.

Orangutans like playing with iPads, but gorillas do not.

In the 1888 edition of Encyclopædia Britannica the entry for Wales reads: "See England".

No Such Thing As A Bulge in Ken's Groin

Son at the 2014 Asian Games

William Dietz

Bill Murray

Gabriel Orantes Constanzo

Italy U17

Luke Brookshier, Marc Ceccarelli & Derek Iversen

Assembleia Regional

Yeti Krabs

United States v Russiaref|This match was declared a draw, so both teams went into the next round.|group="fn"

Pedro Noyola

Dumitri Muntean

Mascot

Enrique de Hita Yibale

(C. Jackson, M. Mathers, A. Levine, L. Griffin, H. Rooney)

Married to Money

No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam

Chesterfield

Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber, Helen Zaltzman

Mike Price

Poland

Grupo Faharo

Madeiran; Madeirense

Miguel Favela

IT-Treno regionale
Asti

Trigga Reloaded

No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath

Malayalam

Korean

Lindsey Grant

FF0044

Harkin, Murray, Molly Oldfield and Marc Abrahams

Assyriska fotbollsföreningen

Everett Sweeley

Turin–Torre Pellice

No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer
No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg

Vadims Direktorenko

ITA

Albert Exendine

ESP

on loan from Tijuana

Italian footballer

team

Lorenzo López

No Such Thing As An Egg and Cress Portsmouth

Whittingham

Joel Murray

Sheffield United

Perrault, 1978

Região Autónoma

Feniton railway station in 2009.jpg

* Geffen

Gus Welch

Miocene

Alex Bell, Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber
Harkin, John Lloyd, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Cardfight!! Vanguard G GIRS Crisis

Signed

Kyle McCulloch & Jack Pendarvis

Nikola Dabanović

Ecuador

Dembélé
Bong

Laurence Marie Gabrielle Mouton

Mowatt

http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/player/35618.html Cricinfo

Harkin, Miller, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Municipalities

China

No Such Thing As The Middle Ages

Graham Scott

According to the diary of the first chief of MI6, Mansfield Smith-Cumming, this is how the first day went: "Went to the office. Saw no-one, nor was there anything to do there."

There is a distillery in Kentucky that claims that playing Bruce Springsteen to the whiskey improves the ageing process.

There is a statue of Nikola Tesla in Silicon Valley that radiates free wi-fi.

A third of people in Britain have almost written nothing by hand in the last six months.

Maghoma

on loan from Puebla

Schär

According to a 2011 YouGov survey 27% of Britons neither love or hate Marmite.

The Knights of the Round Table included Lancelot, Gawain, Galahad and Gareth.

The Ministry of Defence owns 15 golf courses.

The rise in the use of female contraceptive pills is causing fish to become too effeminate.

Afobe

Ultra Super Pictures/Liden Films

Matchday

No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong
No Such Thing As A Snake in My Pie

Lost in Bikini Bottom

Uth

Geographic detail from CAOP produced by Instituto Geográfico Português

April 1868

Ramar Communications

If you got into an argument in 18th century Abyssinia you could resolve it by, "blaming everything on the camel".

In Ancient Greece they used to play with yo-yos.

Most honey bee hives in the USA live on flatbed trucks.

The Sacramento Police Department get at least one phone call a week from people stuck in the world's largest corn maze.

Alex Edelman, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Margaret Corkhill

Squidward receives an invitation to a gallery opening and scrambles to find a friend to take with him, but whenever he tries to invite someone he either ends up offending him or vice versa. Meanwhile, SpongeBob eagerly awaits Squidward's invite.

Tarn Taran

Navy Blue, Gold and White

Ulrich Baretzky

The first known football chant was composed by Edward Elgar.

Eric Cantona was raised in a cave.

In the first World Cup final, Uruguay and Argentina could not agree on the size of the ball to use, so they used Argentina's small ball in the first half and Uruguay's big ball in the second. After half time Argentina were 2–1 up, but by the end Uruguay won 4–2.

FIFA has more members than the United Nations.

Keith Hill

Murray, Bill

Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob and Squidward a tale from his old navy days.

Autonomous Region

Wellens

James Harkin
Uruguay v Costa Rica

Best

Andy Murray

Şahin

Private

Parr

Firefighters use wetter water than most people.

Plants have their own internet made of fungi.

In 1710 the boys of Winchester College rioted over insufficient beer rations.

The first man to discover the clitoris was Colombo.

Away

William Allen

Over 100 people used to watch Louis XIV of France getting dressed every morning.

There is an original Picasso that no-one will ever see because it was eaten by his dog.

During World War II the US Navy diving manual contained detailed instructions for what to do if you were eaten by a giant clam.

A "hundred" used to be 120.

Felix Jaehn featuring Jasmine Thompson

→ Sampdoria

The World Record for the most kicks to one's own head is 127 in a minute.

There is a bear in the Pyrenees which is facing castration because he has fathered nearly all the other bears in the area.

Poland's only official ghost hunter thinks that ghosts have given up on haunting humans.

Nuclear fallout from the Cold War is being used to solve murders.

Medi Bayreuth

SCO

madeira, Portuguese for the wood

Concrete

American

( Symbolyc One)

Lewington

on loan from América

No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter

After failing again to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, Plankton gets a pet amoeba to cheer himself up.

No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chickenref|This episode was recorded at The Junction in Cambrdige.|group="fn"

Garbutt

Takayuki Negishi

N/A

Rats that wear polyester trousers cannot get erections.

During World War I entertainments for the troops included organised pillow fights, wheelbarrow races and wrestling on the backs of mules.

The atmosphere of Venus is so hot that if you took a pizza out of a freezer there it would cook in three seconds.

In Iceland there is a phone app that tells you if you are related to the person who you are (contemplating) having sex with.

Frank Shivley

Official

There is only a 1 in 800,000 chance of nobody will cough during the recording of this podcast.

The Colosseum has recently banned centurions.

From 1978 to 1991 tens of thousands of chicken heads were dropped from helicopters over Switzerland.

In 2015 a ten-year study concluded that punching glass is very dangerous.

& Arizona Rattlers
ESPN, local tv broadcasts

English rugby league player

Bill Doba

Hong Kong footballer

Dallas

Kylie Corkhill

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray and Schreiber

Actor, comedian, writer

Davide Massa

Jim Walden

Cranie

Middlesbrough

No Such Thing As Pee-Bayref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Yarotsky

Akpom

"Diamonds (Remix)"

TRI

Val Walker

Lucas the Kop Cat
Bruno

Weekend Update anchor

林學曦 (Chinese)

No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew

World's Biggest Country Transmitter

→ Getafe

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inline,title
No. of districts

Location of airport in Colorado

Evans

A view of Funchal, the capital city of the autonomous region.

No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato

high

the Ottoman-Habsburg wars

No Such Thing As A Game of King's Footsie

Susa

Renamed Sidmouth Junction

Little Yellow Book

TGV

Andrew Hunter Murray

state

Belgium

edited version)

Wilmette, Illinois, U.S.

Morison

Two Thumbs Down

While trying to order the executive sandwich from The Krusty Krab, Patrick gets swept up in the fast-paced world of business. He is afraid to say he is not a part of the business out of fear of being convicted as a spy. Patrick continues to disappoint the manager of the business, as his answer to all of the questions is "a sandwich?".

Guest appearance: Frank Ferrante as the business manager.

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It was fashionable in New York City at the end of 19th century for women to wear live lizards as brooches.

Codebreaker Alan Turing lost his buried treasure when he could not crack his own code.

In 2011, the largest sperm bank in the world stopped accepting sperm from redheads.

The English language has more words borrowed from the Hawaiian language than it does from the Welsh language.

"About You"

Anthem

The route for the Hong Kong ultramarathon is to run up and down the same stretch of road 25 times.

The metre is wrong. It is 0.16mm out.

St Andrews Aquarium currently has three meerkats called Churchill, Admiral and Sheilas' Wheels. The also had two other meerkats called Aviva and Direct Line, but these have since died.

The only ancient Egyptian socks that we know of all belonged to Tutankhamun. Also, he wore sandals, so he may have worn socks in sandals.

Casey Alexander, Zeus Cervas, Blake Lemons & Derek Iversen

No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippersref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Hajradinović

Jailbreak!

No Such Thing As A 164 Foot Tall Gorilla-Whale

JAM

Tiago Martins

Don't Look Now

F.W. Walte

Matias

Sergio Aragoneses Almeida

Tarashaj

Ilha

Germany v Portugal

Salem Patel

Confirmed

In the 17th century there was a prophet called Dorothy Harling who would cure you of your sins by urinating on the offending body part.

Despite the fact that homosexuality is illegal in South Sudan a woman can have a female husband and a child can have a female father.

Tommy Flowers, the designer of the Colossus computer, discovered that the way to prevent the valves from blowing up was not turning it off and on again.

Botanists in Kew Gardens checked a £1.29 bag of supermarket mushrooms and found three species of mushroom previously unknown to science.

"Hate Bein' Sober"

No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotelref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Atomium, Brussels, Belgium.|group="fn"

Tephra

September 2013

WAL
Conway
McCoy

DodgerBlue

RCC

The Wedding Dance

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July 2015

Sea level

Before trains had corridors guards had to climb along the outside of the carriage to check your ticket.

The names given by Ernest Shackleton to his dogs included Slippery, Slobbers, Satan, Painful, Swanker, Bomber and Bob.

According to a recent theory, Stonehenge was built as a part of a team building exercise.

Utah has a 106 acre forest that is made out of one tree, Pando.

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Vijay Kumar IAS

Pittsburgh Condors head coach

Volcanism

Peggy Murray