Song: "Sunny" by Electric Mayhem.
Backstage: Kermit puts up with various problems in the theater: Animal eats Gonzo's trained Mexican jumping beans, which make him jump whenever someone says "Arriba", he gets a strange sandwich from Gladys, and he has to put up with Miss Piggy's temper when Annie Sue is used over her in the melodrama sketch. On top of all this, Jean Stapleton announces who she'd like as her partner for the closing number partner: Crazy Harry.
Guest Act: "Welcome to My Nightmare."
Miss Piggy is cornered by flautist Jean-Pierre, who wants to speak French with her. She claims to have laryngitis, whispering, "My vocal coach told me not to speak French. I'm not even supposed to eat French fries!"
Song: "New York State of Mind" by Floyd Pepper, Dr. Teeth, and Zoot.
Guest Act: Sylvester fights a lion who sings "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off."
Backstage: Telephone running gag.

Slovenia

UK Spot: Rowlf and Sam sing "Tit-willow" .
Talk Spot: Kermit chats with Lou, which turns into a scat song with the Electric Mayhem.
Song: "Money" by Dr. Teeth.
Kermit makes the mistake of letting Gonzo run a dance marathon during the show. Carol's songs are interrupted, and she objects to the marathon — especially when Gonzo fixes her up with Animal as her dance partner. Carol threatens to leave in the middle of the show, but Kermit persuades her to stay by promising that she can perform her famous Lonely Asparagus sketch. But Gonzo says the marathon won't be over until all the contestants collapse, so she tires the dancers out by singing "I Was Made for Dancin'".

Theatrical film poster

Gonzo the Great plans to quit the show after receiving an offer from a film studio in Bombay. A jealous Miss Piggy asks Gonzo to keep her in mind when talking to producers. Gonzo performs a tearful "I Did It My Way", and then leaves the theater. He ends up coming back — the producers in Bombay thought they were hiring Gonzo the Mediocre — but he has to face his replacement, Trevor the Gross...
At the Dance: Hobos.
Talk Spot: Theme Song.
Rowlf's Act: Rowlf reads poem "The Butterfly."
Guest Act: "Rocky Top," with Lubbock Lou and his Jug Huggers.
Guest Act: Leslie and the monsters perform "Hey There, Good Times."
Pigs in Space: The Swinetrek is under attack by chopped liver.
Song: "The Windmills of Your Mind."
News Flash: Mallarditus.
A messenger brings a message from the scheduled guest star — Benny Brillstein, the Yiddish yodeler. Benny refuses to be on the show, so Kermit asks Chris, the messenger boy, to be the guest. Chris knows a joke, so Kermit introduces him as a comedian. Chris' bizarre acts include owl impersonation and odd magic tricks — "Pick a sausage, any sausage." Finally, doing an escape act in his dressing room, Chris locks himself in a wardrobe and can't get out. He has to do his final number, "Hawaiian Cowboy," from within the wardrobe.

Association for Democracy and People's Livelihood

Pretendence

Muppet News Flash: A large object drops from the ceiling.
The pigs are excited that guest star Beverly Sills plans to perform the opera "Pigoletto" as the closing number. For his work in this episode, art director Malcolm Stone received the first of two Emmy Award nominations for his work on The Muppet Show.
Song: Rowlf and a chicken play a song on the piano.
Guest Act: Duet in a steam bath with Piggy, "Baby, It's Cold Outside."
UK Spot: Kermit chats with Marvin Suggs and his Muppaphones.
UK Spot: "Jam" by Electric Mayhem.
Gonzo's Act: Yodeling Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov while riding a motorized pogo-stick.
For guest star Arlo Guthrie, the stage is turned into a farmhouse. The Swedish Chef plans a home-cooked meal, but the turkey refuses to be skewered, the pig busts him in the face, and the "beef" stampedes over him. Eventually, the Chef unveils his dinner — vitamin pills.
UK Spot: "To Morrow."
Guest Act: "Help Me Make It Through the Night" by Kris Kristofferson and Miss Piggy backed by Electric Mayhem

Insecta

Guest Act: The Intergalactic Brotherhood of Man, Including Things," with Lew Zealand.
Guest Act: Dale sings "Deep in the Heart of Texas."
Backstage: Gonzo catches a cannonball with a bare hand, which makes his hand 5 feet long. Fozzie and Floyd Pepper make jokes about it, making Gonzo angry enough to get John help.
Guest Act: "Oh Lonesome Me," with Rowlf, Baskerville, and other dogs.
Guest Act: Gilda and a seven-foot-tall talking carrot sing a medley of songs from ''The Pirates of Penzance."

Pantophthalmus bellardi and Pantophthalmus tabaninus Zoological Museum St. Petersburg.

A second pilot episode for The Muppet Show. Viewers got glimpses of several of the future Muppet stars. Although Kermit does appear briefly, the backstage boss of this variety show is Nigel, the show's future band leader. Miss Piggy makes a brief appearance in a parody of Planet of the Apes and the Twilight Zone episode "The Eye of the Beholder". Meanwhile, a variety of sins romp around backstage, waiting for auditions for The Seven Deadly Sins Pageant. Debuting are Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, The Swedish Chef, Sam the Eagle, and Statler and Waldorf, grumbling from a living room instead of a theater box.
Sam's Editorial: Sam discusses nudity in the world today.
Veterinarian's Hospital: A Tribute to Shakespeare.
Guest Act: Nabors works bakery security.
Scooter bugs everyone by leaving his skateboard lying around. Kermit trips on it and smashes a set. Later, Anne performs while the Muppets all dance on skateboards.
Muppet Labs: Bunsonium.
Sam's Commentary: Crime.
Swedish Chef: Coffee. Interrupted by Veterinarian's Hospital.
Sketch: Professor Albert Flan presents Otto the Automatic Entertainer.
Guest Act: "Cotton Fields Back Home."
At the Dance: Boogie! Boogie Boogie!
Guest Act: Bruce and Fozzie's comedy routine.
Song: Rowlf and Lew perform "Tea for Two" backwards.
Talk Spot: Mummenschanz show Kermit that you don't have to speak to communicate.
Song: Gonzo sings "Won't Someone Dance with Me."
Song: "Halfway Down the Stairs" by Robin.

Dr Alan Finkel

Veterinarian's Hospital: Patient with three feet.
Backstage The Electric Mayhem band gets fed up with playing the theme song every night and threaten to quit unless Kermit allows them to play their own music.

Dakhla, Western Sahara

Wayne and Wanda: "Autumn Leaves."

Princess Tara

Maroons

In honor of vaudeville-influenced guest star Wally Boag, the Muppets salute vaudeville, with a balloon animal act, a bagpipe player and a hypnotist. Wally performs acts he made famous at the Golden Horseshoe Revue at Disneyland, including the Pecos Bill teeth-spitting sketch.
At the Dance: The rolling stones.
Song: "Ugly" by Mean Mama, the Frackles, a Crocodile, and a Warthog.
Fozzie's Act: Fozzie on roller skates.
Guest Act: "All I Need is the Girl."
Gonzo's Act: Eating a tire to 'Flight of the Bumblebee.'

Director

Backstage: Fozzie thinks he can handle any heckler. Then Kermit cancels his act.
UK Spot: "I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog" by Mary Louise featuring Kermit the Frog, Robin the Frog, and the other Frogs.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Bob saved nine out of ten this week.
Guest Act: "Crocodile Rock" with a group of crocodiles.
Song: Chickens peck out "Chopsticks" on the piano.

Pantophthalmidae

News Flash: Sports equipment jettisoned.
Guest Act: "Tap Your Troubles Away."

Crescat scientia; vita excolatur (Latin)

*Devon Portielje
*Dylan Phillips
*Conner Molander
*Isaac Symonds

Song: Beauregard assists the band with a performance of the "William Tell Overture."
Backstage: Kermit is home sick, so Fozzie is in charge.

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Sport Complex Gazprom Dobycha Yamburg, Novy Urengoy, Russia

Scooter's uncle sells the mineral rights for Kenny's dressing room to Arabs, who start drilling for oil. Meanwhile, Kermit falls in a trapeze number and hurts his flipper. Later, he's flung from a bed, pushed down the stairs, hit by a light fixture, and shot by a catapult into Statler and Waldorf's box.
Guest Act: "The King's Breakfast."
Song: Piggy and Link sing a duet from Don Giovanni.
Guest Act: "The Boy from Ipanema."
Song: "Never on Sunday," by Miss Piggy.

Business and Professionals Alliance for Hong Kong

AUS

Guest Act: duet on piano with Rowlf, "Do-Re-Mi."

Teniski klub Triglav Kranj, Kranj, Slovenia

Guest Act: "Sing."
Song: Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem performs.
Guest Act: Sly and the Muppets sing "A Bird in a Gilded Cage."

Bethlehem Baptist Cemetery

Pigs in Space: Mid-course correction maneuver.

Ryan Haslett

UK Spot: "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire."
Statler and Waldorf rate the show like Olympic judges. First, they give Kermit a 2. Then, they give the opening a 3, but the audience demands they bring it down to a zero. All of the Muppets get low scores , and Gonzo even gets a -6. The Muppets think it's just a tough audience, but Diana gets 10's every time which gives her high scores.
Song: Marvin Suggs and His All Food Glee Club, "Yes, We Have No Bananas Today."
Guest Act: "Sunshine on My Shoulders."

Washington

UK Spot: "Don't Sugar Me" sung by a mouse in a tea cup.

Phoenix

At the Dance: Statler and Waldorf join the dance.
Muppet News Flash: The rogue adhesive is under control.
Swedish Chef: Doughnut.
Pressing Questions: Psychiatry.
UK Spot: Life.

Denmark

Wayne and Wanda: "Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow."
Guest Act: "The Show Must Go On" by Leo Sayer backed by Animal on Drums and a banjo.

Location in Tamil Nadu, India

Vendaface: Changing ugly women to pretty women.
Muppet News Flash: Mrs. Thomas ate a diesel tractor.
At the Dance: We're engaged!
Guest Act: Mummenschanz performs mime with notepad masks.

* Opetiops
* Pantophthalmus

Guest Act: Chicken outfit.

Public secondary

Neuroscientist

Stuart, Charles Edward

Metric

Maroon and White

Guest Act: Nancy at the diner with Fozzie and the Luncheon Counter Monster eats dishes.
Guest Act: Cloris sings a medley with Link.
Guest Act: "Ramblin' Guy."

Dundalk High School

Song: "Comedy Tonight" by the Frackles and the Whatnot Criminals.
Guest Act: "Short People."
Song: 'Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear' Scooter sings while Fozzie dances.
Sketch: The Danceros.
Guest Act: Harry and some African masks sing "Turn the World Around."

Green, Black, Silver, and White

Half Moon Run

Struan Herd

Poovankurichi

Muppet Labs: Germ Enlargener.
Gonzo's Act: Gonzo tries to ride a motorcycle up a ramp.
Muppet Labs: Magnetic Carrots.
Guest Act: Tweedley Tweedley Dee.
Vendaface: Statler gets a punch in the face.

Clay

Backstage: Fozzie believes everyone hates him when he hears muppets insulting Gonzo's teddy bear.

New party

Wayne and Wanda: "I'll Know."
UK Spot: "Jogging."
Muppet News Flash: Hotline to Washington.

DisneyToon Studios

Song: "Upidee."
UK Spot: 'You and I and George.'
Talk Spot: Fozzie talks to Nancy about the problems with the night's show and she sings "Pick Yourself Up" to Fozzie. Later, Piggy and Nancy talk to Kermit on the phone.

Kentwood High School

Backstage: Jaye P. Morgan isn't very thrilled about being on the show. Later, Scooter's uncle J.P. Gross shows up.
Muppet Sports: Goldfish shooting.
Wayne and Wanda: "Trees."
Song: "Henrietta's Wedding."

Luke Doolan

SSD

Lithuania

Backstage: J.P. Gross wants to demolish the theater and put in a junkyard.

Charles Edward Stuart

Song: "Octopus's Garden," with Robin, Kermit, Piggy, and Animal.
Wayne and Wanda: "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered."
Song: Chopin's "Polonaise in A Flat" by Electric Mayhem.
Guest Act: "That Old Black Magic" with the Electric Mayhem.
Pigs in Space: Part two.
Talk Spot: Joel's life story.
Bear on Patrol: Bullets Barker.

Guest Act: Cowboy Sketch.

NOTE: The Woodland Creatures in the "For What It's Worth" number are recycled from some of the characters from Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas in unclothed form ranging from an opossum as the lead singer , a fox , a badger , an opossum , a rabbit , and a muskrat .

UK Spot: "She Was a Dear Little Dickie-Bird" by Gonzo.
Canteen: Fozzie and some clean-cut kids.

The Gift (2015 film)

Guest Act: "That Face."

King Prithvi of Nepal
Kirti Rajya Laxmi Devi Shah

Canteen: Gonzo prepares for his act.
At the Dance: The couples discuss their relationships and mothers.

Animalia

Song: "My Dear Old Dutch" with Bert and Rowlf.
Muppet Sports: Archery contest.
Guest Act: Raquel and Miss Piggy sing "I'm a Woman."

James Frost

Boreing, Kentucky

Backstage: Fozzie hides from his idol, Milton Berle.
Swedish Chef: Swedish Chef makes Pancakes.
Guest Act: Scenes from the great Hollywood musical comedies of yesterday.
Muppet News Flash: 'I picked up the phone and there was no one there.'

Ed Catmull John Lasseter Meredith Roberts

Bear on Patrol: Fozzie arrests a violent pig.
Fozzie's Act: The telephone pole bit.
Fozzie's Act: 'Look out!'
Swedish Chef: Shotgun.
Guest Act: John refuses to do a song. The rest of the Muppets try to help.

Bothwell

Alan Simon

Guest Act: "The Entertainer."

Milecastle 26

Talk Spot: Fozzie visits Harry for advice.
Song: A Japan-themed number, interrupted by Fozzie singing "Oklahoma!"
Pigs in Space: The Dissolvation. Janice, Kermit, and the Swedish Chef also appear.
Talk Spot: Link chats with Sylvester.
Glenda reveals herself to be Black Jackson the pirate captain, and she takes over the Muppet Theater with the help of Short John Silver and Eric, a heartless pirate parrot . They tie Kermit up, turn the theater into a ship, and cast off to look for buried treasure. The show ends with a musical battle at sea, with Gonzo and a crew of chickens fighting to save Kermit and the theater.
Sketch: More acts audition including Terry-Louise and Friend singing "Tie a Yellow Ribbit" until Terry-Louise is hooked off the stage, Baskerville the Hound doing stand-up, and another emcee auditions.
Guest Act: Harry and Animal perform a drum battle.

SWE

Antioch, Harrison County, Kentucky

Backstage: After a chance meeting with Beaker , Beauregard lets him help build a set for the ancient-Egypt closing number. But the two end up causing chaos culminating in Beaker running amuck with power tools, Beauregard continuing on the set during the closing number, and Kermit realizing the idiocy of both.
UK Spot: Floyd and Zoot perform "Honeysuckle Rose."
Sketch: The Flying Zucchini Brothers human cannonball act auditions.
Song: "The Daffodils" by a sneezing Miss Piggy accompanied by a sneezing Rowlf.
Song: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem perform "Minuet in G Major."
Backstage: Kermit stars in the Muppet production of Robin Hood, with Lynn as Maid Marian and Fozzie as Little John. In the story, Maid Marian is kidnapped by the henchmen of the Sheriff of Nottingham while Little John teaches the Merry Men the proper way to cavort. Backstage, Miss Piggy is upset that she doesn't have a part in the play, and all Kermit can offer her is Sister Tuck. Floyd tells Scooter that he is on strike this week as he doesn't agree with the green costumes. Onstage, the Sheriff says he'll torture Marian for the location of Robin's hideout. But he demonstrates all his torture equipment on himself. Just as she escapes from the Sheriff, she's kidnapped again by Piggy's guards and is locked in her dressing room. Piggy takes Lynn's place as Marian, pretending that Lynn has stage fright, but Kermit doesn't buy it and goes to rescue Lynn from the dressing room.
Guest Act: "What do the Simple Folk Do?"
Muppet Melodrama: Uncle Deadly and Wayne are too busy dancing to pay attention to Miss Piggy.

Raman Rajya Laxmi Devi Shah

Guest Act: "In My Life."

Charles Edward Louis John Casimir Silvester Severino Maria Stuart

Guest Puppeteer Australian Richard Bradshaw, with shadow puppets.
Sketch: The Library.
Beaker tests Muppet Labs' new copier machine, ultimately falling into it and getting made into seven copies of himself. The multiple Beakers gang up on Bunsen, and the doctor is forced to wear a disguise and hide from his assistants.
Talk Spot: Kermit attempts a quiet chat with Julie Andrews.
Muppet News Flash: Boffo the Human Cannonball.
Canteen/Talk Spot: Danny accidentally makes rude remarks towards Miss Piggy.
Sketch: Kid Fozzie Comes to Town.
At the Dance: Lots of visual gags.
Backstage: Guest star Gilda Radner faces several problems: initially, her request for a seven-foot tall talking parrot gets messed up by bad handwriting, making her sing operetta with a giant carrot. Later, Bunsen Honeydew tests Muppet Labs' new super-adhesive glue on her, but the glue accidentally gets everywhere, and everyone and everything gets stuck together.

Sweden

Lalit Rajya Laxmi Devi

Guest Act: "Let there be Love."
Fozzie's Act: Fozzie, accompanied by Annie Sue, attempts to perform a memory stunt, but keeps forgetting Annie's name.
Guest Act: Danny and the Muppets sing "Inchworm
Guest Act: "Cigarettes, and Whiskey, and Wild, Wild Women."
Song: "That's Entertainment."
Song: "You Do Something to Me."
Song: Russian pigs perform "Red Pigs Dance."
Sketch: Slim Wilson tries to ride Old Skyball Paint.
Guest Act: "You've Got to Have Friends."
Fozzie's Act: 'Charlton Heston doesn't tell jokes.'
Veterinarian's Hospital: Dr. Bob, Nurse Piggy and Nurse Janice operate on a sinking patient.
Muppet News Flash: Longest sentence.
Kermit calls the secret service to hire real spies for Roger's closing number. However, Roger wants to do a cute, cuddly version of "Talk to the Animals". The spies, anxious for a chance to rub out James Bond, pose as fluffy animals to infiltrate the number.
Song: "The Boy I Love," by Miss Piggy, accompanied by Rowlf .
Song: "Pig Calypso" featuring Piggy and various other pigs.
Sketch: More auditions, Gonzo and his dancing cheese, Carrie-Louise and Friend singing "Old Man Ribbit" .
Guest Act: "The Old Fashioned Way".
Muppet News Flash: Woman flies to Dallas.

Languages

UK Spot: "I'm My Own Grandpa."

LTU

Pigs in Space: Invisibly pills.

Chancellor of Monash University

Guest Act: The jousting scene from Camelot. Songs sung are "Ascot Gavotte," "Hello, Dolly!," "Fugue for Tinhorns," "Anything You Can Do," "A Boy Like That," and "Everything's Coming up Roses".

Boydsville, Kentucky and Tennessee

Song: Drum Solo.

Alan Simon Finkel

Song: Rowlf and Zoot play "Body and Soul."
Song: "Wishing Song" by Madeline and Gonzo.
Guest Act: Harry sings "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)," but Fozzie keeps interrupting by trying to improve the number.
Muppet Labs: Automatic Waste Basket.
Song: Rowlf and a few dogs perform "Mad Dogs and Englishmen."
At the Dance: Punch Bowl.
Miss Piggy buys a cute new pair of shoes, but they're too small, and she can't walk in them. She wants to take them back, but Kermit compliments them, so she has to keep wearing them. She complains to Carol, who says she should have them stretched, and gives them to the gigantic Timmy Monster, who runs around the block in them.
Song: The Four Fazoobs from the planet Koozbane.
Guest Act: "I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly."
Fozzie's Act: 'If you don't laugh, I'll never come back.'
Guest Act: "We're All Alone" by Rita Coolidge featuring appearances by Billy the Bear, a Deer, a Beaver, a Weasel, and repurposed versions of Mayor Harrison Fox, James Badger, Nat Muskrat, and Will Possum from Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas.
Song: Gonzo sings "Gonzo's Song" to Camilla. Big Bird interrupts.

Finkel, Alan Simon

Song: "Tenderly" by the Electric Mayhem.
Song: "Tico Tico," by Annie Sue and some pigs.

The University of Chicago

Dynasty

Sketch: Kermit reports from planet Koozebane to interview the Foob.
Guest Act: Impressions of the Muppet cast.

Poovan Kurichi

Talk Spot: Candice takes Kermit's picture.
Song: Rowlf gets another chance at a piano solo, with an extra hand.

Hong Kong

Gonzo's Act: Gonzo plays the bagpipes from a flagpole 10 feet in the air, but the act is cut short when a beaver gnaws the flagpole, prompting it to fall down.
Backstage: Statler is determined to meet Valerie and brings her a rapidly growing African berry bush.

Dark Eyes

Backstage: In honor of Roy and Dale, the theme of the show is cowboys, and Roy's cows mill around backstage. They're crazy for Fozzie's cow jokes: "You cows are an udder delight! You don't know the hoof of it!" But just as he's getting rolling, they're herded onstage, Kermit says that's one thing you had to worry about in the Old West: "Audience rustlers."
Song: Link sings "Sonny Boy" with a piglet.
Guest Act: Lynn and the gang sing "Hey Down."
Sketch: Sam tells the story of the ant and the grasshopper.
Song: The Electric Mayhem perform "America," but it is interrupted by various international Muppet guests .
Talk Spot/Guest Act: Lew Zealand talks to Leslie about his act. She sings "Here You Come Again."
Guest Act: "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" with the Electric Mayhem.
Sketch: Gonzo wrestles a brick blindfolded.
Backstage: Three-headed monster wants to be on the show.

Whispers (radio series)

Prithvi of Nepal

UK Spot: "Nobody" by Gonzo and Rowlf.
Swedish Chef: Chicken-in-a-basket.
Guest Act: "Inchworm."

Devon Gibson

பூவன்குறிச்சி

Jacobite Earl

Guest Act: A tour of Shepard's Institute of Animal Protection.
Talk Spot: Robin chats with Bernadette who sings "Just One Person" with Kermit the Frog, Fozzie Bear, Scooter, Gonzo, Rowlf the Dog, Droop, and Green Frackle.
Guest Act: "Put Another Log on the Fire."
Guest Act: "Take a Little One Step, Two Step" by Bernadette Peters as Sweetums, Thog, and Timmy Monster follow along
'UK Spot: Robin is afraid of snakes, but Kermit has him imagine the beauty of snakes. Robin envisions a quartet of snakes dancing to "In a Persian Market."
Fozzie's Act: The electricians and the polar bear.
Guest Act: Juggling.

Romania

Guest Act: Peter Sellers assists Link with his workout.
Talk Spot/Guest Act: Pearl and Floyd chat, and then sing "In the Good Old Summer Time."
Muppet News Flash: Jumping in place record.

Helix pomatia, a species of land snail

Backstage: Scooter's first day.

Successfully Preparing All Students For Their Futures

Backstage: Kermit conducts auditions for the next show ... but he forgets to tell Steve. Fozzie gets worried Kermit will hire a new comedian to replace him.
Song: Floyd sings "Searchin'."
The Swedish Chef: Chocolate Moose.
Which song sequences were cut?
Rowlf's Act: "Eight Little Notes."
Dudley tells the Electric Mayhem that he doesn't need them tonight — he's brought a musical robot called M.A.M.M.A., the Music and Mood Management Apparatus. M.A.M.M.A. is a garbage can on wheels, which plays tinny electronic music in any style. The band resents M.A.M.M.A.'s intrusion, and Animal attacks Dudley. Later, Gonzo recites from the works of Percy Bysshe Shelley while — and at the same time — defusing a high-explosive bomb. M.A.M.M.A. wheels up behind him and plays a loud fanfare. Gonzo slips and sets off the bomb, destroying M.A.M.M.A. and half the theater.

Genera

UK Spot: "May You Always Walk in Sunshine."
UK Spot: Floyd, Dr. Teeth, and Zoot perform "Lady Be Good."
Sketch: Bouncing Borelino Brothers.
Guest Act: "Tomorrow" from the musical Annie.
Muppet Labs: Fireproof paper.
Backstage: Fozzie decides to try a ventriloquist act.
Song: Piggy sings "Waiting at the Church."
Guest Act: Roy sings "Skyball Paint."
Song: Eskimo pigs sing "Lullaby of Broadway."
Guest Act: Bob and Kermit do a quick back and forth, Bob has skipped out on a benefit for the Flying Zucchini Brothers to be at the show.

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Song: Marvin Suggs and his Muppaphones perform "Witch Doctor."
Guest Act: Economics sketch.

German statistician

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Joel Edgerton

Song: Pigs and penguins perform "Hawaiian War Chant."

James "III and VIII"

At the Dance: 'Mind if I light up?'
Guest Act: "Willkommen" from the musical Cabaret.
Backstage: Miss Piggy collaborates with Scooter to make Kermit jealous and get a better place on the show.

Nepalese king

Miss Piggy announces that this show is Kermit's birthday, and before he can react, she launches into the tribute she's organized. They've planned a This Is Your Life-style show with birthday greetings, including one from Mr. Dawson, Kermit's old acting coach from Leland, Mississippi. Wayne and Wanda, the singing duo from the first series, show up and give Kermit such a guilt trip that he rehires them. When they sing, Kermit remembers why he fired them in the first place, and he does it again. At the end of the show, Kermit admits that it's not his birthday, which is about four months from now.
At the Dance: Barn dance jokes.
Muppet Labs: Electric Nose Warmer.
UK Spot: "I'm Looking Through You."

Chief Scientist of Australia

Guest Act: Milton Berle and Fozzie do a song and dance act: 'Top Banana'.
UK Spot: "It's not Where You Start, it's Where You Finish" by Rowlf.

Boone Furnace, Kentucky

Cockburn City Soccer Club

Pigs in Space: John Cleese invades the Swinetrek as an old-fashion pirate.
Backstage: Kermit is pestered by Lew Zealand, who wants to audition his boomerang fish act: "I throw the fish in the air... they sail away... and then they come back to me!" Meanwhile, Miss Piggy plans the closing comedy sketch — a wedding "sketch" starring her as the bride and Kermit as the groom. Secretly, she books a real minister, and Scooter fools Kermit into signing the marriage license. Kermit is roped into going to the altar, but when the minister asks him if he'll take Piggy as his wife, he says, "I... I... I want to introduce to you the amazing Lew Zealand and his boomerang fish!" Lew starts throwing his boomerang fish as Piggy karate-chops the still-single Kermit.
Swedish Chef: Cleo Laine assists, singing "You're Just in Love" with the Chef.
Swedish Chef: Lobster.
Backstage: Scooter and Muppy convince Kermit to allow them to do a number and then make various demands.
At the Dance: Family Jokes.
Guest Act: Sir Avery versus the monster of the moor.
Guest Act: Various international Muppets sing "It's a Small World," while Spike interrupts.

Schonemann, Peter

Backstage: Scooter's uncle J.P. Grosse will give the show the money they need, if they put a lady wrestler number in the show and enraging Sam in the process.
Muppet Newsflash: Remodeling of the Muppet newsroom.
Guest Act: "You're the One."
Miss Piggy plants a rumor in Tongue Magazine alleging that she and Kermit were secretly married in Las Vegas. Kermit gets so mad that he fires Piggy, and asks Loretta to take her place. Loretta appears in "Veterinarian's Hospital" and "Pigs in Space", where she is a great success. Piggy tries to make a grand, dramatic exit, but she gets so jealous of Loretta that she invades the Swinetrek herself.
At the Dance: 'You're always blowing your top.'
Muppet Sports: Blindfold sprint.
Fozzie's Act: Phrenology.
Swedish Chef: Hot Sauce.
Guest Act: Cleo Lane performs with Bruce Schwartz.
Guest Act: Juliet Prowse dances to the second half of Scott Joplin's 'Solace.'
Sketch: Vendaface.
Talk Spot/Guest Act: Miss Piggy and Cheryl practice karate together. They sing "I Enjoy Being a Girl."
Song: "Evening at the Pops."
Song: Kermit, Annie Sue, Scooter, a salamander, Robin, Beauregard, and Fozzie sing "Do-Re-Mi."
Guest Act: "What would you say?"
Pigs in Space: The crew turns into outlines of themselves.
Backstage:' Despite Kermit's insistence that everything on the show is spontaneous, Fozzie Bear decides it needs scripts. He tries his hand at scripting the show while it's actually going on, but his scripts are extremely confusing. He gives up when his tie gets caught in the typewriter.
News Flash: The London Symphony Orchestra jettisons some instruments from their flight.

Idrottshuset Örebro, Örebro, Sweden

Veterinarian's Hospital: Dr. Bob treats a dog.
Guest Act: "A Teenager in Love" by Connie Stevens and "The Mutations."
At the Dance: Tennis.
Muppet News Flash: Flagpole sitting record.
Talk Spot: Kermit asks Danny to do one more song.
Talk Spot: Roy and Kermit sing "Frog Went A-Courting." Roy teaches Kermit how to yodel.
Backstage: A moose, named Mickey and who sounds like John Wayne, hangs out backstage, upsetting Kermit.
At the Dance: Just not Animal's night.

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Swedish Chef: The Swedish Pig makes popcorn.
Song: "Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee" by Rowlf and Fozzie.

Odense Idrætshal, Odense, Denmark

Hong Kong local elections, 2015

Wayne and Wanda: "It's Only a Paper Moon."
As Miss Piggy prepares for her act, she leaves her dog Foo-Foo in the care of Floyd. Piggy tells Floyd he has to spoon-feed and floss the pampered Foo-Foo, so Floyd locks the dog in a drawer. Frantic, Piggy searches everywhere for Foo-Foo.
UK Spot: "I Want to Sing Opera", by Miss Piggy.

Russia

Guest Act: "You and Me."
Wayne and Wanda: "On a Clear Day You Can See Forever."

Palazzo Muti, Rome

Canteen: Miss Piggy and Annie Sue order.
Sketch: Interview with Animal.
Vendawish: A man wishes to be taller.
UK Spot: "When I'm Not Near the Fish I Love" sung by a fish in an aquarium.
Muppet News Flash: Strike against mail carriers.
Muppet Labs: Muppet Labs' Super Adhesive.
Talk Spot: Harvey's the token human on the show.

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Guest Act: "You're Always Welcome at Our House."

England

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The theater's roof has rotted, and the workmen have to take it to the shop to fix it. Performing without a roof, the Muppets have to go on despite snow, fog, hail and high winds. At the end of the show, Statler and Waldorf are shown wearing snow hats and scarves while shivering their bones off from the snow. Waldorf complains that they would get pneumonia, but Statler says that this show always makes them sick.

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Drive Inn Arena, Tel Aviv, Israel

Adele, Kentucky

At the Dance: "You wanna take a trip?"

Canada

Hong Kong Federation of Trade Unions

Talk Spot: Bruce rents a duck.
At the Dance: Blow my Top.
UK Spot: "I Never Harmed an Onion."
Guest Act: Lesley and Doglion perform "Beastly and the Beaut," a ballet version of Beauty and the Beast.
Fozzie's Act: Fozzie puts his ventriloquist skills to the test with his friend Chucky.

Guest Act: Steve plays "Dueling Banjos" with the Jug Band, the All Food Glee Club, the Fazoobs, and the Flying Zucchini Brothers.

Fun Fact: Brian Henson has said that the laughter in this episode is actually the laughter of the Muppet performers as the show was being recorded.

Song: Rowlf, Gonzo, and Animal perform "Flight of the Bumblebee."
The Muppets present their version of 1001 Arabian Nights, with guest star Marty Feldman playing the role of Scheherazade, telling tales to an evil Caliph .
Pigs in Space: Electric toaster. Featuring Gonzo, a chicken, Beaker, the Male Koozebanian Creature, Luncheon Counter Monster, the Witch Doctor, Chopper Liver, and Statler.
Backstage: Statler and Waldorf leave their box to sit out in the alley, disgusted by tonight's guest star. Danny overhears them in the alley saying that tonight's guest is the worst performer on earth, even worse than Clive Cahuenga, the singing civil servant. At the end, Statler and Waldorf are embarrassed when they find out that the guest star is Danny Kaye — they thought it was Manny Kaye, the tuned clam player. During the show, Floyd Pepper and Janice occupy Statler and Waldorf's box.
At the Dance: Falling for you.
Guest Act: "One's on the Way"

Jesse Fuller

Veterinarian's Hospital: Series of bird jokes.

2015 Davis Cup Europe/Africa Zone Group I

Song: "I Feel Pretty" from the musical West Side Story.

Half Moon Run in concert, Belgium

At the Dance: Shark in the ballroom.
Backstage: Piggy won't be performing this week.
Song: "You Put a Piece of Carbon Paper Under Your Heart" by Annie Sue.
Song: "Sweet Gingerbread Man" by the Gingerbread Men.
Backstage: Piggy tries to make Kermit jealous.
Sketch: A construction worker breaks for lunch.
Guest Act: Dom sings "We Got Us" with Piggy.

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Wayne and Wanda: "Indian Love Call" from the operetta Rose-Marie.
Guest Act: Robin and Marian sing "I Still Love You."

Cockburn City SC

Backstage: Objects for Kermit running gag.
Muppet News Flash: Flying saucer lands at gas station.

Arthropoda

Song: Chickens play the chimes.
Pigs in Space: The crew is running out of oxygen, fuel and water. And swill.

Columbia College of Nursing

Sketch: "Silence", a poem by Rowlf.
Song: Pecked out by chickens on a piano.
Muppet News Flash: The Newsman's report catches on fire.
Veterinarian's Hospital: The cast make chicken jokes.
Fozzie Bear tries out a magic act, pulling a rabbit from a hat. Instead, he gets a rabbi, and then a robot. He taps the hat too hard, and gets dozens of rabbits, who follow him around and call him "Daddy." At the end of the episode, a bunny appears in Statler and Waldorf Box and uses the Porky Pig reference at the end of Looney Tunes, "*stuttering* That's all, Folks!" To this, Waldorf hits him on the head with a small gavel.
Guest Act: 'Beast of the Week' sketch.
Talk Spot: Miss Merman teaches Miss Piggy to sing.

Hong Kong local elections, 2019

Backstage: Gonzo has a crush on guest star Madeline Kahn.
Guest Act: "Play a Simple Melody," with Fozzie.
Guest Act: "Spinning Wheel" with Sweetums.
Song: "Time in a Bottle."
Pressing Questions: Is conversation a dying art?
Bobby Benson is arrested, and somebody has to take care of his Baby Band. Trying to prove to Kermit that she's mother material, Miss Piggy volunteers to take them. The babies go wild in her dressing room, tearing everything up.
Sketch: A Wild West bar is filled with chickens, with Gonzo as the bartender. The classic gun battle between good and evil occurs.
Sketch: Kermit reports from the planet Koozbaine.
Backstage: Gonzo interviews hopefuls for a new dancing chicken act.
Pressing Questions: Is the Human Body Obsolete?

Alan Carroll

At the Dance: Men vs. Women, and the troubles with some of the couples.
Song: Piggy and Link sing "True Love."
Extra Guest Act: Bruce Schwartz performs with a marionette.

Eduard Grau

Canteen: Floyd asks Gladys for a fried egg.
Guest Act: "Animal Crackers in My Soup."
Kermit has a crush on Linda, so Miss Piggy locks him in a trunk filled with Gonzo's fungus collection. Linda finds him, and they share a romantic moment, but Piggy locks him up again and drags the trunk onstage during "Pigs in Space".
Song: Robin sings "Over the Rainbow."
Backstage: Kermit wants to know what the banana sketch is.
Swedish Chef: Chef decorates then smooshs cake.
Talk Spot: Famous short people.
Pigs in Space: Boredom.
Song: "Sea Chantey" with Link, Scooter, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Robin.
Talk Spot: Fozzie wants to talk to the guest stars.
Backstage: Scooter becomes Gonzo's manager.

Finkel

Guest Act: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You"
The Swedish Chef: Pressed duck.

* Jason Bateman
* Rebecca Hall
* Joel Edgerton

Pressing Questions: What is the meaning of life?
Pressing Questions: Was Shakespeare Bacon?
UK Spot: "Dog Eat Dog."

January 2016

Guest Act: "I Got a Name."
Veterinarian's Hospital: Bob's nerves are getting to him.
Backstage: Liberace decides to perform an entire "concert for birds" in the second half of the show, while Gonzo is determined to get his tap-dancing chickens into the act.
Guest Act: "Music! Music! Music!."

Sketch: Lady Wrestling.

Note: Zero Mostel died before this episode was broadcast, the only guest to have this distinction.

Conquerors

ENG

UK Spot: "Once a Year Day."
Gonzo's Act: "Down Memory Lane" with Rowlf.
Guest Act: "When I Need You" by Leo Sayer featuring Billy the Bear, Mickey Moose, Harold Woodpecker, a beaver, a weasel, Crazy Harry, and Mayor Harrison Fox and James Badger from Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas.
Fozzie's Act: Banana in the ear gag.

The Burn

USA

At the Dance: Guy has swelled head.
Guest Act: Dom DeLuise travels to the planet Koozbane and meets the natives.
UK Spot: "Down at the Old Bull and Bush."
Backstage: Kermit's nephew Robin feels unwanted and wants to run away. Miss Piggy harbours jealousy against Miss Mousey.
Backstage: Kermit is jealous of Ustinov.

Cockburn City

Guest Act: "Happy Together."
Song: Rowlf plays a piano solo with some help from Fozzie.
Guest Act: "Lullaby of Bird Land."

Universitas Chicaginiensis

Song: "What Now My Love?."
Song: Pilgrim penguins sing "Alabamy Bound."
Talk Spot: Buzzi hates fat but loves to eat.

Netherlands

Muppet News Flash: Steam fitter turns into a rug.
Muppet News Flash: The Henderson burglary.
Talk Spot: Sam gives Alice his opinion on him.
Sketch: Several acts audition including Can-Canning Rodents and Mary Louise and Friend singing "Swannee Ribbit" until Mary-Louise is hooked off the stage.
Pigs in Space: An unidentified object is going to crash into the Swinetrek: Gonzo on a motorcycle.

Mineiros do Tietê

Mirjana Bajraktarević (sevdalinka)

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Kermit is plagued by a night of backstage crises. A group of skiers are hurt during the opening number, and after Kermit says that the theater will cover their medical costs, Scooter forgets to cash the check. The Teeterini Family are angry that their teeter board won't fit on the stage. The Swedish Chef prepares spring chicken, and the bouncing chicken drives Kermit crazy. And let's not even talk about the blindfolded, hang-gliding yodelers.
Song: Scooter sings "At The Hop" with some friends.

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Guest Act: "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with Miss Piggy.
Talk Spot: Fozzie gets comedy tips.
Muppet News Flash: The battle over Mary Crandall's will between her son Charles and her cat Cuteypie.
Song: Kermit and Miss Mousey sing "How Could Believe Me?"

Antvorskov Hall, Slagelse, Denmark

Song: "I've Got You Under My Skin."

SLO

Muppet News Flash: Solving the food crisis.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Fozzie the Bear is a little hoarse.
Swedish Chef: Egg du Chef.
Song: Crazy Harry and a cannon.
Song: "Babyface" performed by a chorus of chickens.
The Prairie Dog Glee Club sings very well, but Scooter says they have "pack rat blood in 'em — they keep stealing everything!" The prairie dogs go wild, taking everything Kermit has — including his collar, which leaves him naked on stage. The Muppets sing "Swanee" by George Gershwin.
Talk Spot/Guest Act: Raquel serenades Fozzie with a rendition of "Confide in Me."
Guest Act: "Gone with the Wind."

John R. Kniseley II

Guest Act: "Elusive Butterfly."
UK Spot: "Ol' Lazybones" by the Electric Mayhem.

Julian Teles

Guest Act: "They Can't Take That Away From Me" with Sweetums.
Song: "Kermit sings Lydia the Tattooed Lady."
Backstage: Fozzie's jokes on any subject.
Muppet Labs: Teleporter.

Jonathan Corness

Backstage: A real cow mysteriously appears backstage.

DEN

Gonzo's Act: Unique version of "Pop Goes the Weasel."

Alan Finkel

University of Chicago

Assistant Headmaster

Peter Schonemann

London, England

* Blumhouse Productions
* Blue-Tongue Films
* Ahimsa Films

Austria

Muppet Labs: Nuclear Powered Shaver.

Let knowledge grow from more to more; and so be human life enriched

Talk Spot: Gonzo tells Elke the truth about Miss Piggy's fluency in speaking French.
Talk Spot: Sylvester discovers a talking punching bag in his dressing room.
Muppet Labs: All-purpose tenderizer.

TBA

Sam's Commentary: Industry and Technology.
Song: Whatnots sing "Aquarius."
UK Spot: Wayne sings "Dog Walk."
Guest Act: Ben sings "Pure Imagination" to Droop.

Mirandópolis

Kermit is jealous when Miss Piggy is in love with Superman star Christopher Reeve. She plans to sing "Never Before, Never Again" for Kermit, but she deliberately smashes Rowlf's hands in the piano, so Christopher will have to accompany her. She sings "East of the Sun (and West of the Moon)" for him.
Sketch: "Shine Little Glow Worm" with lizard and inchworms.

TN-76,TN-72

Guest Act: "School's Out."
Gonzo's Act: Destroying a vintage automobile to "The Anvil Chorus."
Song: "Dance."
Talk Spot: Gonzo offers his autograph to Kris and Rita.
Muppet News Flash: 'There is no news tonight.'
Muppet News Flash: Chicken dances ballet.

New People's Party

Guest Act: "I Really Love You" with Rowlf.
Guest Act: Lynn and the gang reprise "Hey Down."
Muppet News Flash: Boxer will defend title against himself.
News Flash: Reporters are blowing up.
Song: "Sax and Violence" by Zoot and Mahna Mahna.
Guest Act: "When You Were a Tadpole and I was a Fish" with Kermit.

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Guest Act: Valerie dances with the Clodhoppers to "Nobody Does It Like Me."
Backstage: Bob Hope is splitting his time between The Muppet Show and several charity shows. Animal tries to find a hobby.

English

Shazalee Ramlee

Song: Dr. Teeth, Zoot, and Floyd do "A New York State of Mind."
Guest Act: "Whistle a Happy Tune."
Guest Act: "It Don't Mean a Thing (If it Ain't Got That Swing)" with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem Orchestra.
Backstage: The Muppet Show is broadcast in 108 countries, so Kermit plans an "international extravaganza," featuring people from each of those nations. Unfortunately, the various people don't necessarily get along, although everyone seems to understand the Swedish Chef telling a joke. At the end, everyone gets together for the Parade of Nations, singing "It's a Small World".

Princess Suman

Gonzo's Act: Grow a tomato plant to the 1812 Overture.
Song: Robin sings "I'm Five."
Guest Act: Roger Miller sings a medley of his songs.

Scotland

Guest Act: "A Gypsy's Violin."
Guest Act: Lesley is supposed to perform with Rowlf, but Marvin Suggs and his Muppaphones arrive in his place. They play "The Blue Danube," before Rowlf kicks them offstage. Rowlf and Lesley then perform "Just the Way You Are."
Guest Act: "Mr. Cellophane."

Snail

At the Dance: Bananas have appeal.
Guest Act: Milton Berle sings 'The Entertainer' with Rowlf accompanying on the piano. Chorus includes Scooter and Fozzie in the end.
Swedish Chef: Fish Stew.
Guest Act: "Got anything cheaper?" sketch.
Song: The Snerfs.

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Muppet News Flash: Woman has eaten nothing but seaweed.
Guest Act: 'Fears' poem.
Guest Act: Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy discuss the Muppets and are joined by Piggy.
Gonzo Act: Gonzo recites the seven-times tables while standing on a hammock and balancing a piano.
Song: "The Sheik of Araby."

Dakhla

Backstage: Fozzie goes to group therapy to become more assertive. He says he won't do his monologue because he doesn't need to use humor to buy friends anymore. When Kermit tells the audience that there won't be a monologue, Fozzie misinterprets their cheers as a sign that they love him, and he goes on anyway. Later, Raquel tells him that he's very sexy, and she sings him a song that boosts his confidence to the point that he decides to write "the world's funniest joke".
Muppet News Flash: Cure for the common cold.
Guest Act: Valerie convinces Kermit to let her do the opening act by singing "Broadway Baby."
The Muppets present a murder mystery. Kermit is a private eye hired by Liza O'Shaugnessy, an actress whose production is being terrorized by a killer. The director, Fritz , is shot. The police assign Patrolbear Fozzie to the case, and he interrogates the cast: "All right, which one of you killed the director?" The suspects are themselves killed one by one, until Kermit and Liza team up to unmask the true killers — Statler and Waldorf. At the end of the show, Statler and Waldorf are imprisoned in their balcony for twenty years. Statler complains that if he had known the judge would give them the "box," he would have asked for the electric chair... of the electric variety.
Backstage: Piggy decides to go on a diet.
Pigs in Space: The Swinetrek plummets towards Earth at an incredible rate of speed, needing to toss some excess weight overboard to slow down.

Prithvi Bir Bikram Shah

Guest Act: "Leatherwing Bat."
Guest Act: Phyllis and Rowlf discuss what losers they are.
Talk Spot: Roy mistakenly insults some animals.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Combined with At the Dance after Fozzie messes up the introduction.
At the Dance: Chandelier.
Guest Act: "Apple Jack" with the Jug Band.

* Jason Blum
* Joel Edgerton
* Rebecca Yeldham

Song: "For What It's Worth" sung by Woodland Creatures, interrupted by inept Whatnot Hunters, George the Janitor, and Gramps.

Second Master

Pigs in Space: Annual Inspection, with Fozzie filling in for Piggy.
Fozzie's Act: Fozzie in a box.

United Kingdom

Veterinarian's Hospital: Loaf of bread.
Guest Act: "Yesterday, When I Was Young."
Muppet Labs: Edible paperclips.
Song: Robin and Sweetums sing "Two Lost Souls."
Guest Act: Balloon Animals.
Song: "Hugga Wugga"/"You are my sunshine."
Sketch: Love comes to Koozebane.
Pressing Questions: Does travel broaden the mind?

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Veterinarian's Hospital: Bob plays in the operating room.
Song: Kermit and Fozzie sing "Any Old Iron."
Guest Act: "You've Got a Friend."
At the Dance: Waiter and fly soup jokes.
Song: 'Temptation' by the Muppet Glee Club.
Song: "Who" by Zelda Rose and her Singing Owl.
Alan accidentally drinks Bunsen Honeydew's Jekyll-and-Hyde potion, and turns into a rampaging monster. He runs amok, as the ultra-cute Bun-Bun Brothers sing "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah." When Kermit catches Alan in a net, he turns back into himself. Soon, Kermit takes a sip of the potion himself.

St. Peter's Basilica, Vatican City

Talk Spot: Juliet Prowse of Frogs.
UK Spot: Kermit and Gonzon sing "Sentimental Journey."
Backstage: Fozzie gets locked in a magician's box

Pan-democracy camp

Ukraine

Guest Act: "(They Long to Be) Close to You" by Connie Stevens.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Dr. Bob has no patient.
Rizzo and the other rats bother Kermit for a spot on the show, so Kermit asks Beauregard to "take care of" them. Of course, Beauregard takes that literally, and treats them as guests. They make Beauregard their president, and manipulate him into giving them food. Eventually the rats become so bold that they decide to take over the show. Kermit says Beauregard has to kick them out, or he goes with them. Beauregard chooses to stick with his new rat friends, until Miss Piggy enlightens him.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Frog in the throat.
Brooke stars as Alice in the Muppet production of Alice in Wonderland. The onstage zaniness can't match the usual backstage chaos — Fozzie thinks he's going to play the Tin Woodman, and Miss Piggy is hoping to take over as Alice. Bunsen's special effects make Brooke too tall to leave her dressing room — and then shrink her so small that no one can find her. Piggy, still hoping for the lead, tries to "accidentally" step on Brooke. Finally, Gonzo as the Mad Hatter heads the Mad Tea Party, which ends with a rousing chorus of "We're Off to See the Wizard."
Pigs in Space: The Swinetrek loses power.
Statler and Waldorf get their chance to do a better show than Kermit. They play hosts, while Kermit and Fozzie watch from the balcony. Unfortunately, Statler and Waldorf's acts don't turn out exactly as they plan. The Berlin National Opera Company, who were going to perform the first act finale from Siegfried, can't make it on time, so the Salzburg Sauerkraut Singers have been sent instead. Statler and Waldorf didn't agree beforehand on which holiday Hal should do a tribute to, so Hal's Fourth of July number is invaded by Gonzo singing Christmas songs from a chicken-drawn sleigh. Plus, Miss Piggy sings "Just an Old-Fashioned Girl," instead of the star from India, Endura Mahashira. Finally, Statler and Waldorf admit that the show is harder to put together than it looks and happily go back to complaining from the balcony.
Song: Rowlf plays Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata."
Veterinarian's Hospital: Dr. Bob's first transplant.
Phyllis hosts the 1st annual Muppet Awards, recognizing the greatest Muppet Show performers. The award, the prestigious "Fred", is actually a bowling trophy. Kermit, who hates awards shows, sits out the show, but Miss Piggy is absolutely determined to win. She's thrilled when she realizes that she appears in both of the sketches nominated for Best Sketch — "Pigs in Space" and "Vet's Hospital" — but the judges decide not to award a "Fred" in that category. Piggy's only other chance for an award is as Performer of the Year — and she's competing against Kermit.
At the Dance: Fozzie tries to do his act, but the dancers keep telling the punchlines to his jokes.

James Frost (video director)

Backstage: Gonzo pesters Miss Piggy for her attention.
Guest Act: Elke sings "Row, Row, Row."
UK Spot: "(Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song."
Señor Wences and Bruce Schwartz
UK Spot: Dr. Teeth performs "Mack the Knife," but Sam doesn't find it wholesome.
Guest Act: "Baby It's Me."
Guest Act: Marisa dances with Feather Boas.
At the Dance: Health.
Gonzo's Act: Gonzo recites Shakespeare in his own way.
Muppet Labs: Atomic Elevator Shoes.

Telephone code

Leslie Uggams with Big Bird
Talk Spot: Jean reveals to Sam the Eagle that the Swedish Chef doesn't speak real Swedish.

Aegon Arena National Tennis Centre, Bratislava, Slovakia

Rowlf's Act: Rowlf plays "Pop Goes the Weasel."
Wayne and Wanda: "Row, Row, Row."
UK Spot: "Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee," with Fozzie and Rowlf.

Private nondenominational coeducational

Muppet Labs: Exploding hats
UK Spot: "Ain't Misbehavin'" by Electric Mayhem.
UK Spot: "The Bird on Nellie's Hat."
Fozzie's Act: Greatest straight man in the business.

IRL

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Backstage: Bunsen and Beaker keep appearing and disappearing, as well as other cast members and items.
Animal hits it off with tough guy James Coburn — but James decides that Animal isn't centered enough, and introduces him to meditation and Zen. Animal doesn't take well to Zen.
Inspired by mimes Shields & Yarnell, Fozzie Bear works on a mime act, including "Bear walking against the wind". Kermit suggests that Fozzie find a more original act, so Fozzie tries out "Bear feeding spaghetti to an elephant" and "Bear going to a drive-in movie with a porcupine".

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Guest Act: Statler and Waldorf successfully drive Uncle Milty insane by heckling him, creating a hilarious monologue in the process.

NIR

Fozzie's Act: Magician's act with Otto.
Talk Spot: Kermit tells Peter Sellers to be himself; Peter Sellers replies he cannot because "there is no me" and "I had it surgically removed."

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Muppet News Flash: Chickens pecking in morse key.
Song: Rowlf sings "Show Me a Rose."
UK Spot: Bobby Benson and his Baby Band perform "Tuxedo Junction.
UK Spot: Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Disappearing Clues.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Train conductor.
Guest Act: "South Rampart Street Parade," with Timmy Monster and the Clodhoppers.
Song: "All of Me."
Ethel Merman and Richard Bradshaw
Song: "Mississippi Mud."
Muppet News Flash: The Atlantic Ocean has been kidnapped.

Crescat scientia; vita excolatur

Song: "Sing Me the Songs" by J.P. Grosse and some primary Muppets.
News Flash: Opening day of fishing season.
Song: Chanson d'Amour with Crazy Harry and three Muppet ladies.
Song: Dr. Teeth performs a song about cheesecake.
Talk Spot: Piggy threatens Henderson.

India Tamil Nadu

Euen Grant

* Danny Bensi
* Saunder Jurriaans

Gonzo's Act: Gonzo tries his motorcycle stunt a second time.

Microlife

Jonathan is convinced that a gypsy has put a curse on the show, and while Kermit scoffs at the idea, he does notice that everything is going wrong. A few acts have to be canceled, but Kermit refuses to believe there is a curse until a meteorite falls on his flipper. In the final stage of the curse, everyone begins to speak in mock Swedish. It is revealed that Statler and Waldorf had paid for a half-hour gypsy curse, but they didn't expect it would happen to them. As the curse is lifted, Winters pays the gypsy to keep it going.
UK Spot: Miss Piggy sings "Mad About the Frog," accompanied by Rowlf.
Gene Kelly is under the impression that he's a "guest" — that is, he's going to sit and watch, but not perform onstage. Frantic, Kermit tricks him into performing by asking him to give him a dance lesson on-stage. Kermit plans a surprise closing number, "Singin' in the Rain," Gene refuses, saying that he doesn't think he'll ever sing the song as well as he did in the movie, but he does eventually sing it backstage. Meanwhile, Scooter uses his tarot cards to predict that the apocalypse is near. Beauregard believes him, and tries to convince the rest of the cast.
Guest Act: "I'll Never Forget Your Feet."
Fozzie's Act: Impressions of great actors.
Guest Act: Harvey trains a dangerous animal.

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Ross Diamond

News Flash: Presented by a pig newscaster who comments that Dr. Bunsen Honeypig has created a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Backstage: Gang encounters Phantom of the Muppet Show.
Song: Prairie dogs sing "Blue Skies."
Swedish Chef: Spaghetti.
Talk Spot: French, the language of love.
Guest Act: "Just in Time."
Song: Floyd and Nigel the conductor perform.
Song: Piano-sax duet, "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes."

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Pigs in Space: First pigs on Koozebane.
Swedish Chef: Opening a coconut.
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Poland

Kermit has booked Angus McGonagle, the argyle gargoyle who gargles Gershwin. But at the start of the show, the cast of Star Wars — Luke Skywalker, C-3PO and R2-D2 — smash through the wall, looking for fellow Star Wars character Chewbacca. Kermit is thrilled to have them on his show, until he finds out that they won't actually perform anything. Luke mollifies Kermit by bringing in his "cousin", Mark Hamill — Kermit is unimpressed when he sees Mark sing and dance, but throws him out after seeing Mark "Gargling Gershwin" with Angus McGonagle. Finally, the Star Wars crew hijacks the Swinetrek. With First Mate Piggy subbing in as Princess Leia, they face Dearth Nadir who is holding Chewbacca prisoner.
Guest Act: "Hat."
Backstage: Sam attempts to class up the cast due to their high culture guest star.
Backstage: The "talented but frightening" Alice Cooper sets an eerie mood for the show from the moment he tells Scooter that the monsters in his dressing room aren't The Muppet Show's; they're his. Even the floating blue mass that comes out of Gonzo's horn in the opening has an otherworldly feel to it. Alice later reveals himself to be an agent of the Devil's, offering the Muppets "fabulous riches and worldwide fame" in a Faustian exchange for their souls. Kermit shudders at the idea, Miss Piggy gives it a test run but ultimately decides it's not worth the sacrifice , and Gonzo spends much of the episode looking for a pen to sign the contract. He becomes so desperate that he, in quick succession, offers to trade the Vile Bunch Drummer a chicken, all of his chickens and The Newsman, and finally his soul for a pen before realizing that he has "other plans for that." Alice performs three of his songs: "Welcome to My Nightmare" , "You and Me" and "School's Out" .
UK Spot: Rowlf sings "A Frog He Would A-Wooing Go," and Sam comments.
At the Dance: Pig Latin.

Cassidy Creek

Guest Act: Roger performs "In the Summertime."
The Flying Zucchini Brothers: Beauregard takes back his bucket of water.
Talk Spot: Cue Cards.
Muppet Sports: Horseshoe pitching.
Guest Act: Sam and Spike talk about American/British relations.
UK Spot: "(Where Do I Begin?) Love Story" duet by Zoot and Rowlf.

Dejan Aleksic

Boddle

Song: Fozzie sings with his ukulele.
Guest Act: French Tango.
At the Dance: George pops the question.
Guest Act: Mummenschanz performs mime with clay masks.

Kim Mengbon

Slovakia

Guest Act: "Try To Remember."
Song: "Lady of Spain" by Marvin Suggs and his Muppophones.
Song: "Burlington Bert."
Running Gag: Crazy Harry explodes things.

Australian

Guest Act: "An Old Fashioned Love Song."
UK Spot: Jim and Jerry sings "A Four-Legged Friend."

Covington

Guest Act: Mummenschanz performs crawly creatures.
News Flash: Opening of opera season.
Talk Spot: Fozzie talks with Edgar Bergen and Mortimer Snerd about their act.

Matty Barlow

WIAA 4A Division

Fozzie's Act: Fozzie the Pig performs, meeting with better success than Fozzie the Bear.
Backstage: Fozzie and Scooter prepare to do the telephone pole bit.
Talk Spot: How to become a vampire.
Song: "Something's Missing."

Poovankurichi name board

Guest Act: "A Nice Girl Like Me."
Song: Rowlf does "In My Beautiful Balloon."

Australian businessman and engineer

Song: "You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd."
At the Dance: Classy Rats.
Paul inspires Gonzo to be a songwriter. Unfortunately, Gonzo writes songs like "For You": "For youuu... I'd wash my hair with stinky glue, I'd fry my legs and eat them too, I'd put a spider in my shoe — for yoouuuu!" Paul is stunned. Later, Gonzo's chickens run off with Paul, so Gonzo develops a new obsession — asparagus. But at the end of the episode both the chickens and the asparagus run away when Paul asks for chicken with a side of asparagus.

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Princess Rama

Backstage: The Muppet Theater is being fumigated, so the entire show moves to a railroad station — and is periodically interrupted by passing trains. Luckily, Loretta cheerfully tells Kermit that "country singers can sing anywhere." Gonzo sets up a backstage office for Kermit on the caboose of a train, which takes off for Pittsburgh. While the show continues, Kermit and Gonzo try to ride a handcart back — but they run into a train heading in the other direction. Once back at the station for the closing, Gonzo finally eliminates the trains with a single sign: "Airport".
Muppet News Flash: Russia's oldest living human.
Talk Spot: Dancers have to keep in shape.

Durga Rajya Laxmi Devi Shah

Guest Act: "Nobody's Business But My Own."
Song: "Animal Sings Gershwin."
Muppet Labs: Gorilla detector.

Dalmatinac Park

Guest Act: Avery as museum security guard.
Muppet Labs: Shrinking pills.

Peter

Miss Piggy asks Andy to sing "Love Story" for her and Kermit, who have just become engaged. Unfortunately, Kermit hasn't heard about the engagement yet. The rumor slips out, and soon everyone thinks Kermit and Piggy are getting married.
Backstage: Floyd is unhappy with the closing number — the jousting scene from Camelot — in which he has to play a knight, complete with heavy armor. The number also includes the mysterious Black Knight, whose identity might be revealed by his distinctive, hook-nosed mask. At the last minute, they find that they can't afford the rights to Camelot's music, so they substitute tunes from West Side Story and Hello, Dolly!, not to mention My Fair Lady, Annie Get Your Gun, Guys and Dolls, and Gypsy: A Musical Fable''.
Guest Act: "Groovy People."
Swedish Chef: Chickie Boom.
Swedish Chef: Banana split, interrupted by dancers.
At the Dance: The couples discuss losing weight.
Marty Feldman with Cookie Monster, Ernie, Bert, Grover, Count von Count, and two Anything Muppets
Guest Act: "The Lonely Goatherd."
Guest Act: "Top Hat, White Tie, and Tails."
Robin's Frog Scout troop visits the show, getting in everyone's way backstage. They ask Debbie for help earning their punk merit badges, and she teaches them how to do the pogo. When Gonzo cancels his act, the Frog Scouts get their chance to do a performance of close-order drills.
UK Spot: "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight?)."
Backstage:Gonzo unveils his new act: riding his motorcycle up a ramp and into Statler and Waldorf's theater box, having first taken the safety precaution of chaining them to their chairs while they were dozing. Of course, the bike doesn't even get off the ramp... the first time. Meanwhile, Kermit doesn't realize that he's booked Lesley Ann Warren; he thought he was getting "Leslie and Warren, the knife throwing act". He's thrilled to learn that his guest star is the multi-talented Ms. Warren, but over the course of the episode, other ersatz guest stars approach, including Lesley and Warren, the Dancing Cucumbers, and a trio named Les, Lee and Warren.
Gonzo's Act: Gonzo hypnotizes himself into holding up a 5000-pound weight with one arm.
Song: "What a Wonderful World" by Rowlf.
Backstage: Leslie co-stars with Big Bird of Sesame Street. Gonzo has a first date with Camilla the Chicken, but she has hay fever, and the flowers Gonzo brings make her sneeze so hard that she's propelled around the room. Later, Gonzo serenades her with a song he wrote for her — "Camilla... you're prettier by far than Godzilla..." In the middle of the song, Big Bird wanders by, and Gonzo instantly falls in love with the huge bird. Gonzo flirts with Big Bird until Camilla drops a flowerpot on Gonzo's head.
Talk Spot: Miss Piggy visits Raquel in her dressing room.
Talk Spot: Kermit talks to Teresa about her autograph book.

Liam Murray

Closing Theme: only performed by Rowlf.

Kentwood High School (Washington)

Talk Spot: Piggy continues to flirt with Avery.
Song: Animal has a drum solo.
Song: Kermit sings "Ukulele Lady" .
Talk Spot: Kermit and Jaye P. talk about explosions.
UK Spot: "Minuet in G Major."
Muppet Sports: Wig racing.
Act: Stalagmite's toothache.
Song: "Pachalafaka" from the album "The Whimsical World of Irving Taylor".

Boyd, Kentucky

hamlet

Pigs in Space: Snacko Waves.
Muppet News Flash: An explosion at the Smithfield Hat Factory.
Song: "Atom Bomb" by Electric Mayhem.
Backstage: Although he initially loves the show, James talks Kermit into adding some "razzle-dazzle" to "dull, slow-moving acts" like the Swedish Chef. After messing up several acts with his concepts, including Spanish dancers with the Chef, and chorus girls in Veterinarian's Hospital, James decides to downsize for his closing number... to the point that he's the big man on stage!
Song: "Somebody Stole My Gal."
Sketch: Bird medley.
Guest Act: "One Note Samba."
Song: Wayne sings "Catch a Falling Star."

AxCx, A.C.

Talk Spot: Fozzie and Don enjoy being hip.
Sketch: 'Java.'
Song: "Everybody Limbo."
Pigs in Space: Piggy has to save the day with the "independent heating slash unifying element and horizontal equalizing plane."
Song: "Borneo" by the Jugband.

Briensburg, Kentucky

Muppet Labs: Hair Growing Tonic.

Anal Cunt

Song: "My Irish Rose" by Wayne.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Hawaiian pig.
Song: Miss Piggy sings "All Alone."
Guest Act: Scooter starts singing "Bennie and the Jets" and Elton takes over.
Backstage: Pigs take over the show. Kermit and other regulars are kept in the boiler room.
UK Spot: Für Elise.
Backstage: Fozzie's mother is in the audience.
Song: Kermit sings "Bein' Green."
In honor of Señor Wences and his puppets, Kermit decides to do something new: a puppet show. Fozzie wants to do a marionette act with a Dancing Clown puppet, but the marionette eventually pulls Fozzie down on the stage with him and takes control of the strings himself.
Pigs in Space: Dumbo Rays.
Backstage: Kermit lets Annie Sue, another female pig singer, perform on the show, thus making Miss Piggy extremely jealous.
Talk Spot: Kermit tries to convince Roger that the show is going smoothly.
In honor of Wonder Woman star Lynda Carter, Scooter buys a mail-order course on how to be a superhero. Soon a crowd of Muppets are wearing silly costumes and reading Invincibility Made Easy. Meanwhile, Miss Piggy appears as "Wonder Pig" and battles a giant chicken. Lynda sings covers of "The Rubberband Man" and "Orange Colored Sky".

MAS

Song: Kermit sings "Happy Feet" to answer the audience's question "Can the frog tap dance?"
Canteen: Animal's TV dinner.
November 2013
Guest Act: "Razzle Dazzle" from the musical Chicago.
Guest Act: James plays a medium, and Fozzie his customer. The two are visited by a ghost, who sings "Danny Boy."

The Gift

List of passports

Guest Act: Sandy makes Sweetums feel beautiful.

"Charles III"

Guest Act: "My Soul Is a Witness."
Song: "Bein' Green."

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Cast of Star Wars
Song: "Never Smile at a Crocodile" by Mary Louise featuring the Crocodile and some Frogs.
Muppet Melodrama: Miss Piggy gets tied to a railroad track.
Wayne and Wanda: "Stormy Weather" from the musical film Stormy Weather.
Guest Act: Floyd and Animal chat with Lou.
List of The Muppet Show episodes
At the Dance: Haunted ballroom.
Guest Act: "You're Lookin' at Country, with Lubbock Loud and his Jughuggers.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Duck!
Fozzie's Act: Jokes on any subject.
Song: Rowlf sings "When", a song about nature sounds.

Country

Backstage: Scooter has a song for Elton John. The Swedish Chef chases a chicken. Sam thinks Elton John is an affront to culture.
Muppet News Flash: Dateline nothing.
In honor of Johnny Cash's appearance, the show is simulcast over country radio station WHOG, and the radio broadcast threatens to overwhelm the actual show. The head of WHOG, Big Tiny Tall Saddle, insists on making all the decisions. He refuses to let Rowlf go on, and instead schedules Grampaw McGuire and his whistling bricks. Kermit tries to run his own show, but Big Tiny is one of the toughest men alive — when he's annoyed, he has a habit of wrapping microphone stands around people's necks. Fozzie is replaced by Big Tiny's nephew, Wally Whoopie, a stand-up comedian who makes fun of the bear — which inspires Kermit to stand up for his friend and his show.
Guest Act: Madeline has a run-in with a monster in the park who is out to ruin her day.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Dr. Bob treats a shoe.

Heidi Lazzaro

Sketch: The Barber Shop.

Henry "IX"

At the Dance: 'Mind if I Smoke?'
Act: Two chickens play the chimes.
Backstage: Fozzie Bear hears Kermit say the show is "going country" with guest Roy Clark, so he sends all the stagehands out to the country. Furious, Kermit makes Fozzie do all their work — shift the scenery, open the curtains — and if anything goes wrong, Fozzie will be fired. Moments later, the theater catches on fire. Fozzie organizes a bucket brigade, and when Kermit demands an explanation, Fozzie gets the Swedish Chef to explain. He also must make a quick patchwork after Gonzo makes a hole on stage before the closing number.

U.S.

Guest Act: Medley of songs by Miss Merman.
Wayne and Wanda: "Goody Goody."
Song: "Mah Nà Mah Nà."
Guest Act: "Sally Was a Good Old Girl."
Song: Floyd, Scooter and the gang sing "Mr. Bassman."
Sam's Editorial: Sam announces he's disassociating himself with the show.

Glasgow

Israel

Guest Act: Bert sings while Connie Stevens dances in background "Some Enchanted Evening."
Guest Act: "I'm Glad There is You."
Song: Gonzo sings "Jamboree" .
Talk Spot: The banana sketch.
UK Spot: "Cottleston Pie."

Tenis Club IDU, Constanța, Romania

Talk Spot Muppet reporters interview Rich Little.
Backstage: Kermit chats with the Bust of Beethoven. Fozzie reads a book on self-improvement, and asks Kermit to make a list of his good points and bad points. Fozzie looks at the list before it's done, and is shocked that Kermit has written down such awful bad points. Kermit gulps, and explains that that's the list of good points.
Muppet News Flash: The Muppet Newsman forgets his pants.

Buena Vista, Kentucky

Backstage: The show is thrown into chaos when Fozzie's roller skating act isn't quite ready.

Pro-Beijing camp

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Talk Spot: Astrological signs.
Guest Act: "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" by Leo Sayer backed by the Electric Mayhem.
Muppet News Flash: The Town Crier.

Brumfield, Kentucky

Browsing through an old book of magic spells, guest star Tony Randall accidentally turns Miss Piggy into stone. He considers bringing her to a stonemason for help. Fozzie, Gonzo and Floyd crack stone jokes as Kermit and Tony try to find a spell to change her back. Of course, the show must go on, and the Piggy statue takes the stage for "Pigs in Space". At the end of the show, the tables are turned when Tony accidentally does the spell on Kermit.

Peter Schönemann

FTU

Song: "The Rhyming Song" , with Fozzie, Scooter, Annie Sue, and Link.
At the Dance: Bat attack.
Muppet News Flash: Brooklyn is held hostage by a retired bus driver.
Guest Act: Lesley sings "Last Dance" to Link.
Talk Spot: Dr. Teeth introduces Animal to Leo.
Muppet Labs: Robot Politician.

Blake Adams

Guest Act: 'House of Horror' sketch.
Song: "Ragg Mopp".
Backstage: Hilda considers ways to make herself look younger.
Song: "In the summertime."
Pressing Questions: Gourmet Dining.

Charles Edward Stuart, by Allan Ramsay, painted at Holyrood Palace in Edinburgh, late autumn 1745

Fozzie's Act: The banana sketch.
Song: Statler and Waldorf perform "The Varsity Drag", with Fozzie copying them from the balcony.
Fozzie's Act: 'Good grief, the comedian's a bear!'
Fozzie's Act: Tribute to Marcel Marceau.
Wayne and Wanda: "Some Enchanted Evening."
Guest Act: Roy and Dale sing a medley of songs.
Guest Act: "Thank God I'm a Country Boy."

Hong Kong local elections, 2011

Wayne and Wanda: "You do something to me."
Guest Act: "Send in the Clowns."
Cleo Laine and Bruce Schwartz
Backstage: Piggy comes on to Kermit.

SCO

Wayne and Wanda: "I Get a Kick out of You."
Thanks to Gonzo's air-conditioned mildew collection, the power goes out in the theater, and Beauregard almost electrocutes himself trying to fix it. Half of the acts have to perform in the dark, until Dr. Bunsen Honeydew hooks up a generator that runs on Beaker-power. Beaker runs on a huge wheel to generate power, and when he gets tired, Bunsen helps to motivate him by releasing a hungry tiger onto the wheel.
Backstage: The band is so pleased with the song Fozzie picks for them that they declare him hip and give him a pair of shades.
Guest Act: "Jump, Shout, Knock Yourself Out."

Democratic Alliance for the Betterment and Progress of Hong Kong

Guest Act: Danny and Piggy perform "Cheek to Cheek."
Backstage: Wind-up TV Show Host.
At the Dance: 'I see you don't have much to say.'
Sketch: "I Talk to the Trees," with Link Hogthrob.
Swedish Chef: Frog's legs.
Guest Act: "I'm Just Wild About Harry," with Crazy Harry.
Backstage Fozzie's agent, Irving Bizare, comes in to negotiate Fozzie's contract.

Conor Kavanagh

Talk Spot: John tries to help Gonzo with his misshapen arm.
Song: Miss Merman sings "There's No Business Like Show Business."

James "III"

Veterinarian's Hospital: Dr. Bob treats a cow.
At the Dance: "I Have Three Feet."
At the Dance: Floyd and the Black Knight are too light on their feet.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Rebranded "Vegetarian's Hospital," the all-pig cast is presented with a tray of fruits and vegetables as a patient.

All Elected Constituencies

Guest Act: Buzzi breaks her torturers down under pressures.
Muppet News Flash: Mad English comic.
Special Note: One of the dances that Bruce had with a big bird was cut from broadcast, as it was considered "a bit suggestive."

G71

Song: A Scottish bagpiper wants to play "The Bonnie Glasgow Samba" on the bongos. He is forced to play something else on the bagpipes.
Guest Act: "Song I Like to Sing" by Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge.
Guest Act: Leslie and Big Bird sing "Love Will Keep Us Together."
Muppet News Flash: 'Furniture comes alive.'
Pressing Questions: What is man's role in the universe?
Song: Scooter plays Alan-a-Dale.
Guest Act: Nonsense sound song.
UK Spot: Robin sings "Someone to Watch Over Me."

Suburban

Backstage: There's an outbreak of "cluckitis" in the theater, a disease which causes the sufferer to sneeze and turn into a chicken. Kermit tries to hide this from Roger, but it doesn't work — Robin turns into a chick in front of him, and Roger recognizes the Lew Zealand chicken and his boomerang egg act. By the end of the show, every Muppet except Gonzo has turned into a chicken, the backstage is covered in nests, and Gonzo is thrilled. Kermit is humiliated, but Roger's very understanding; he explains that he had cluckitis once.

Aliceton, Kentucky

Song: Clyde Cahuenga performs the "Municipal Vermin Abatement Code," as set to Mozart.

Feisal Zaw

Song: Animal performs "Wild Thing."

Eamon McNelis
David Araya

Guest Act: "Fever."

Charles Edward

Gonzo's Act: Gonzo catches a cannon ball.

Gopher (protocol)

Schonemann

Swedish Chef: Meatballs.
Bear on Patrol: Pig who does impressions.
Backstage: The backstage is invaded by Sylvester Stallone's groupies, who have paid Scooter for backstage passes. To calm a furious Kermit, Scooter pretends the girls are all there to see him, then hustles them up to Sylvester's dressing room.
Guest Act: "Sad Song."
Song: Rowlf performs a short piano solo.
Swedish Chef: Dough.
Veterinarian's Hospital: Dr. Bob operates on Fozzie.
Guest Act: Swine Lake.
Talk Spot: Kermit chats backstage with Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy about frogs and sings "Consider Yourself" with Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Scooter, Uncle Deadly, Janice, Link Hogthrob, Dr. Julius Strangepork, Luncheon Counter Monster, the chickens, the pigs, and the Frackles.
Swedish Chef: The Chef and his uncle prepare a Swiss Turkey.

Spain

Sketch: "Tea for Two" by Gonzo and his dancing chicken, Lolita.
Song: Piggy sings "My Old Man Said Follow the Van."

Stuart

Veterinarian's Hospital: Interrupted by dancers.
Statler is sick , so Waldorf brings his wife, Astoria, to the show. Meanwhile, Inspector LaBrea of the County Environmental Department arrives backstage to monitor the noise level of the show. LaBrea tells Kermit that to keep the noise at a tolerable level, he must remove the trumpets from the show. Kermit tries to keep LaBrea busy while Dizzy performs.