Nathan is having writer's block and cannot seem to write new songs. After the record company hears the new demos and does not like them, their producer Dick Knubbler is fired, and a new female producer, Abigail Remeltindrinc, is brought in. Abigail, while being demeaned by the band, completely takes them over and books them for a mandatory vacation. Nathan tries to get Dick Knubbler back, and he agrees to talk to the new producer. The band ends up in a Middle Eastern country where they are repeatedly thought to be women. After a week, due to them not bringing any food, money, or identification they are taken to a palace where a sultan tells them that they are to become new members of his harem and must immediately perform fellatio on him. To prevent this, the band tries to convince them they are Dethklok. The sultan tells them they either perform fellatio or perform a new song that nobody has ever heard. They perform a song and are saved by a group of female mercenaries disguised as wives in the sultan's harem. During the credits, Abigail hires Dick Knubbler as an engineer.

Guest Voices: Jon Hamm, Janeane Garafalo, Frankie Ingrassia & Werner Herzog
Songs included: "Andromeda"

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Louie takes Pamela on a romantic date to an outlandish art exhibit, then to the park for a lovely evening under the stars. Pamela finally embraces Louie as her lover.

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After many paternity lawsuits, Skwisgaar decides that he should find his father. Several thousand men come forward, claiming to be Skwisgaar's father as they had sex with his mother, but DNA testing finds no match. Meanwhile, much to Pickles's jealousy, Murderface steps up to be a father figure to Skwisgaar. Skwisgaar then receives a message from his mother, Serveta, saying she found his father and quits the band and moves back to Sweden. There, he discovers that Serveta was referring to his new stepfather, as opposed to his biological father. Back at Mordhaus, the band seems to crumble without having Skwisgaar there, and they decide to go to Sweden and get Skwisgaar back. In Sweden, Skwisgaar apologizes to his stepfather, and begins working in a lumberyard with him. Later on that night, the other members of the band attempt to convince him to return, but to no avail, as he is "finally happy". Before they leave, Nathan tells him that he is a god and he won't be able to live with regular people. When returning home with his stepfather, they walk in to find Serveta having sex with two men; Skwisgaar's stepfather runs away, and when Skwisgaar feels that he is without a dad again. He realizes that what Nathan said is true, that he isn't a regular person, but he is a guitar god.

Guest voice: Matt Pike of High on Fire and Sleep

Louie has a couple of nice shopping trips, sandwiched around him getting to know more about his elderly Hungarian neighbor and her attractive niece, dealing with Jane's latest problems at her school, and disagreeing with his ex-wife about the virtues of private school.

As Murderface and Knubbler prepare for their upcoming Christmas special , Dethklok's mothers arrive for the festive season. Meanwhile, Toki goes gift shopping for his band mates only to discover that Dr. Rockso has found a job as Santa Claus in a mall. Toki takes Rockso back to Mordhaus. Murderface lies and says that it will be full off blood, gore and tits. Rockso finds the presents Toki bought and sells them to buy cocaine. Christmas Eve arrives and Murderface and Knubbler host the Christmas special. Nathan becomes enraged upon the lack of brutality and goes to the studio. Simultaneously Dethklok's moms get drunk and Toki, who finds a few balloons in place of where his gifts used to be, sets of to kill Rockso. Rockso, the drunk moms and Dethklok crash the Christmas special and the credits roll as Toki gets crushed by a large, wooden cross, Rockso gets a handjob from Surfetta and Murderface gets brutally beaten by the head of the Christian church in front of a live audience and aired on TV.

Guest voices: Grutle Kjellson, Arve Isdal and Herbrand Larsen of Enslaved
Songs included: "The Cyborg Slayers"

After falling into a deep depression, Dethklok travels to Mississippi to learn about the blues. They negotiate with the blues devil for "blues fame" , showing great skill in reading music business legal contracts, in contrast to their overall general incompetence. They test their blues skills on an assembly of hippies. Their song then summons a tornado, killing many.

Guest voices: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse and King Diamond
Songs included: "Murdertrain A Comin'"

A hurricane hits New York City causing Louie to help Janet and his children evacuate to safety. Louie and Amia peacefully end their relationship.

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The band prepare to go back into the water via DethSub to record the new album and are informed by Offdensen that women are not allowed on board with the exception of Abigail. Within a month the band masturbate so much they get advanced carpel tunnel syndrome and are forbidden to "jack off" for three months. The band use the sub's gym as an alternative but begin to go crazy with the lack of sex. Pickles and Nathan begin to compete for Abigail while Murderface begins to have sexual thoughts towards Toki. Pickles attempts to kiss Abigail but is turned down, he calls out her sexual frustration and she reveals that she uses a vibrator as a substitute for having sex with co-workers. Shortly after, her vibrator runs out of power, and Murderface attempts to rape Toki. Pickles warns Nathan that he will never be able to have sex with her and if he tries "there will be consequences". Unhappy with the recordings the band have made Offdensen decides to re-record the tracks in isolated areas including inside an active mine field , in the Devil's cave and in the sub's corridors while Nathan and Abigail are in the recording studio. Nathan goes down on her, and the volume for Nathan's mic is accidentally turned up for the rest of the band. Klokateers begin to steer into mines and Abigail, realizing that she broke her own rule, gets up and leaves Nathan on the floor.
Guest Voices: Werner Herzog, James Urbaniak & Janeane Garofalo

* Ranked #81 in the Top 100 Players of 2015
* Ranked #86 in the Top 100 Players of 2012
* Thomas A. Simone Award
* 6th-most all-purpose yardage in NCAA history
* Most all-purpose yards in an NFL season
* Most all-purpose yardage in NFL playoff game
* San Diego Chargers 50th Anniversary Team

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As Dethklok prepares to play their new album for the very first time live, General Crozier and Cardinal Ravenwood break rank with the rest of the Tribunal and lead a full-scale assault on the band, and they hire an assassin, whose brother was killed by Dethklok in episode "Murdering Outside the Box." The assassin corners Toki and Skwisgaar, but is confronted by Ofdensen stating, "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with." The two duel and Ofdensen wins, knocking the assassin into the sea, but not killing him. General Crozier and the Cardinal corner the other band members, and after a bloody battle with the Klockateers, prepare to kill them. However, Mr. Selatcia appears and uses magic to destroy the Cardinal's eyes and force his intestines out of his mouth. He then turns to Crozier saying, "You I need alive" and makes him fall asleep. The band approaches the dying Cardinal who utters the final words, "The Metalocalypse has begun..."

Guest voice: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse

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MacIntyre speaks in 2013 at a University of Colorado Boulder alumni event.

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*Battle of San Juan Hill
*Siege of Santiago
Philippine-American War

Dethklok begin to design clothes, with help from an infamous fashion designer who was convicted of starving his models to death. However, when the group's prototype clothing doesn't fit they are forced to diet. The designer starts using "special leather", which Dethklok later finds out is actually the skin of starved and murdered models. Dethklok fires their new designer while in a petrified state of fear.

Guest voices: by Samoth, Ihsahn, and Trym Torson of Emperor.
Songs included: "Symmetry"

Kwon Yoon-jung, Young-hu Kim , Choi Min-ho
Yoon Jung Kwon, Young-hu Kim , Sigvardt, Lucas Secon, Thomas Troelsen, Choi Min-ho

* Scott Gairdner
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* Richie Schwartz

Look Afraid, V-MOB, Train of Thought, Cadaver Dogs, Skin Curtain, Peter Pepper, Tub Ring

Songs included: "Go Into the Water"
Notes: Episode also known as "It Has Begun"

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Growing annoyed with Offdensen's neglecting them in favor of work, Dethklok unwittingly double-books a gig in both Israel and Syria, putting the two countries at risk of starting a war. Offdensen gets visibly angry and yells at the band for the first time in the entire series, going so far as to order them out of the room while conducting a planning session trying to fix the mess the band has created. The Tribunal initiates its "FalconBack Project", and it is revealed that Offdensen witnessed Mr. Selatcia brainwashing General Crozier in "Dethrelease" and may know not only of the Falconback Project, but Selatcia's true identity. The band runs away, but Offdensen goes after them and they reconcile. Dethklok plays the show, using Offdensen's plan to use 3D holograms to play both concerts and avert a war. In the final scene, Offdensen is hinted to have some connection to Selatcia as Edgar Jomfru is revealed to be a prisoner in Mordhaus for Offdensen's own plans.

Guest voices: Dave Grohl, Kirk Hammett, Malcolm McDowell, Victor Brandt and Laraine Newman
Songs included: "The Galaxy"

and nearby federal lands. The Tonopah Bombing Range (FUDS), Area A , Mellan Airstrip, Humboldt National Forest, and the NOAA climatology station at Las Vegas are not shown.

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Murderface's birthday party is approaching and the rest of the band cannot figure out what to get him. They initially present him with the darkest, most brutal gift of all: nothing. After he storms out, the band gets him the car that John F. Kennedy was assassinated in, outfitted with other various brutal historic items and enrolls him in a "Dethderby" to demolish other cars so he can literally "destroy United States history."

Dr. Rockso makes his first appearance.

Guest voices: James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett of Metallica
Songs included: "Birthday Dethday"

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Nevada, Nellis AFB, Las Vegas, & Tonopah

After a near-death experience, Dethklok must face the brutality of going to a doctor. They attempt to get good checkup results by cleansing their bodies by drinking bleach, thinking it will "cleanse" them. Nathan visits a dentist while the rest of Dethklok goes to the doctor, and during his visit, Murderface accidentally ejaculates on a doctor's face. Afterwards, the checkup results show that Pickles has a terminal illness. Murderface then confronts the doctor about his experience, and finds that the doctor is flirting with him, establishing that the doctor is gay and thus nullifying any possibility that Murderface is. More lab results come back and reveal that Pickles is not dying as he switched his urine sample with Murderface who switched his pee with Skwisgaar who switched his pee with Nathan who switched his pee with Toki who switched his pee with his cat, which is actually dead.

Guest voices: Ace Frehley
Songs included: "I Ejaculate Fire"

Louie is asked out by an overweight woman who works at the comedy club, but Louie is hesitant to accept.

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After an accident at a show in Mozambique that seemed to be caused by Pickles' drinking costs millions of dollars in damage, Pickles is into rehab. While in rehab, the band replaces Pickles at practice with a high tech, sentient drum machine named X2P1158 which is inexplicably armed with a 10,000 megaton self detonation device. At the rehab center, Malevolent Creation, Pickles is rehabilitated through steps 1 through 11 leaving only step 12 which requires him to forgive his brother whom he hates because he blames his brother for his drinking. When Pickles returns to the band, he discovers that he has been replaced by X2P1158 until he finishes the 12th step and forgives his brother. In the meantime, X2P1158 becomes self-aware through alcohol, drugs and sex with groupies, an event its creators warned against. Pickles forgives his brother while at dinner at Outback Steakhouse, who immediately extorts 5 million dollars from him. When the band informs X2P1158 who they have recently come to dislike, the drum machine goes haywire and kidnaps the band, locking them in a van and starts its self detonation sequence while attached to the vehicle. Pickles, deciding to save the band, drinks alcohol and consequently gains a Popeye-like strength which allows him to bust out of the room that X2P1158 has locked him in. Pickles saves the band, destroying X2P1158 in the process.

Guest voices: Kirk Hammett
Songs included: "Skyhunter" and "Killstardo Abominate"

Toki and Skwisgaar are looking at a video, that Nathan recommended, of a man sucking his own penis, they all conclude that everything they do is really an attempt to get someone else to do that for them, and if they could do it themselves, they could retire from music. Murderface interrupts this discussion with a fire drill, explaining he was recently elected as Fire Chief of the band in a unopposed election. Meanwhile Mr. Selatcia and Vater Orlaag are discussing General Crozier's recent promotion to chief of all US military operations. Orlaag refers to Selatcia as "master" before asking what they will do about Crozier, to which Selatcia responds, "I will enlighten him." In a meeting of world leaders, it is revealed Dethklok is now the world's 7th largest economy and the underdeveloped countries are dependent on the band succeeding. This is threatened the terrorist group The Revengencers, who General Crozier promises on his life to stop. After the concert, the band holds a party at Mordhaus, which is ended by the Revengencers' attack using an energy weapon against the Mordhaus. Offedensen launches his squad of Klokateers while Murderface as Fire Chief leads people inside Mordhaus to safety. Pickles and Skwisgaar rush to save the master copy of the record they just recorded as Nathan is dragging a drunk Toki out to safety. The Revengencers begin attacking Mordhaus by land as General Crozier watches the chaos from a helicopter. Skwisgaar and Pickles successfully fend off the minions using their instruments as weapons.

Offedensen's charge on the energy weapon takes heavy casualties but successfully destroys the weapon; he then attempts to escape on a hover-cycle with the Metal Masked Assassin in hot pursuit, but is shot by the nameless teenager. Crozier then knocks out the teenager with the butt of a shotgun, before being confronted by Orlaag and Selatcia. Selatcia then says, "I'm going to show you something because you need to know" before placing his hand on Crozier's forehead. We then see through Crozier's eyes flashes of five planets and stone tablets representing the five members of Dethklok, as well as a figure reminiscent of Selatcia wearing elaborate bone armor, while a voice ominously says, "You are mine now." Selatcia and Orlaag disappear, leaving Crozier whose eyes are now glowing red. Edgar Jomfru corners Skwisgaar and Pickles with a shotgun, prompting Pickles to admit that he managed to suck his own penis and because of this he is prepared to die. Edgar remembers his life before his brother's death, when he lived for Dethklok and is unable to pull the trigger before being set upon and mercilessly beaten by Klokateers. Meanwhile, Offdensen is being furiously beaten by the assassin, who does not kill him immediately, explaining, "I want you to stay alive as I torture you, I want you to feel the pain." Nathan incapacitates him with a flaming log, saying, "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with." The band has survived, but Offdensen's injuries may be too severe for him to survive, and Mordhaus is burnt to the ground.

Guest voice: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher and Angela Gossow

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* UB – Joe Licata 24/35 Comp/Att 205 Yds, 2 TD, 1 INT
* PSU – Christian Hackenberg 14/27 Comp/Att 128 Yds, 1 TD
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* UB – Anthone Taylor 18 Rushes 93 Yds. 5.2 Avg 29 Lng.
* PSU – Saquon Barkley 12 Rushes 115 Yds. 9.6 Avg 33 Lng.
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* UB – Ron Willoughby 8 Rec. 80 Yds. 10.0 Avg 21 Lng.
* PSU – Chris Godwin 5 Rec. 75 Yds. 15.0 Avg 38 Lng.
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* UB – Okezie Alozie 3 Tack 4 Ast
* PSU – Austin Johnson 4 Tack 5 Ast

Pickles reunites and tours with his previous band, Snakes N' Barrels, and the Tribunal plots to permanently erase Pickles' mind with a new drug they have created: Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake. The drug works on the other members of the band, but due to the amount of alcohol and drugs Pickles has taken in his career, he is immune.

Guest voices: Michael Amott of Arch Enemy, Steve Smyth and Warrel Dane of Nevermore

While watching an episode of "Where are they now now [sic]", Pickles discovers that his former band, Snakes 'n Barrels, has reformed with a new lead singer, Rikki Kixx, and are preparing for the SOBERTOWN USA No Drugs Allowed Sober Rock and Roll Show. Kixx owns a Rehab center for celebrities, including Leonard Rockstein , who is hosting show. The Tribunal reveals that Kixx' takeover of Snakes 'n' Barrels is a result of the intentional malleability of the band resulting from the consumption of the mind-control agent "Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake." The drug also has another side effect: causing blue phosphorus snakes to shoot from every orifice of the user's body, them to go mad with rage; when they are exposed to bright lights, loud sounds, and pyrotechnics. It is then revealed that Rikki Kixx is not really passionate about sobriety. It was forced upon him due to liver failure, and his only motivation for promoting it is to deny the world the pleasures he can no longer enjoy. Dethklok travels to Los Angeles so that Pickles can confront his former band. Pickles bribes his way to Snakes 'n' Barrels but is unable to convince them not to perform with Kixx. As the concert ignites the phosphorus snakes in the band, Toki starts beating the annoying fan and Rockso relapses.

Guest voice: Mike Patton, Warrel Dane, Michael Amott, Steve Smyth

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Toki tries to reunite Dr. Rockso's band, and make his life more successful by investing into the ultimate Zazz Blammymatazz reunion. Dethklok becomes actively engaged to the success of the concert due to the fact that Toki wasted all of the band's vacation fund for their trip to Disneyland on the concert. It is revealed that this is at least the 4th attempt to reunite Zazz Blammymatazz, and the other reunion concerts were canceled for a multitude of reasons, usually revolving around Rockso's drug addictions. The band tries everything to get people to go to the concert, including putting up posters, setting up interviews with the media; but during one final interview, Dr. Rockso's past is revealed, that his fall from fame was caused by a love affair he had with a 14-year-old girl named "Dory McLean" in 1981. This causes Rockso to run away, and hide in a crackhouse. Toki as a result, falls into a deep emotional depression. Rockso attempts suicide by snorting a powerful drug, but the band manages to find and revive the clown. Rockso plays the concert; everything runs smoothly until Murderface shows Toki all the money he got from scalping tickets . Toki's irrational fear of quarters makes him panic and accidentally sets fire to the stage. Many die, but in the end Dethklok recoup their money thanks to an insurance claim, and Rockso is reunited with Dory Mclean, who is now middle-aged with a young daughter .

Guest voices: Laraine Newman, Devin Townsend

A journalist reunites the members of Dethklok with their families, driving the band insane as they must deal with their greedy, annoying, and aggressive relatives. Finally, the parents and siblings decide to make a Dethklok family album, asserting that "there is nothing in this world more brutal and grotesque than raising children."

After another public bloodbath, Offdensen hires Dethklok decoys to make public appearances the band. Unfortunately, the band becomes attached to their doubles, not knowing that they are in reality, spies for the Tribunal. The band performs in a volcano being used as a giant cup of coffee, but accidentally reawakens it. The band's doubles, who use the concert as an opportunity to capture intelligence on Dethklok are caught in the resulting eruption, and scalded beyond recognition.

Guest voice: ICS Vortex of Dimmu Borgir, Arcturus, and Code
Songs included: "Volcano"

Offdensen takes Dethklok to a secret underwater cave, where a religious sect known as the Church of the Black Klok is sheltered. He and Ishnifus Meaddle, the High Holy Priest to the church, explain that when Offdensen witnessed Salacia brainwashing General Crozier in "Black Fire Upon Us," Salacia laid a curse on him that separated his soul and body, but the Church of the Black Klok saved him. Because his soul had been separated from his body, Offdensen became "The Dead Man" and could no longer be seen by Salacia. He followed Crozier for nine months gathering intelligence on the Falconback Project before returning to Dethklok in "Renovationklok." Ishnifus explains that the Metalocalypse began with Salacia's killing of Cardinal Ravenwood in "The Metalocalypse Has Begun," and that Dethklok's albums are actually messages to the world that save the people from the end of the world. The whale seen in several season four episodes is revealed to be a prophet that speaks to Nathan in his dreams, and it drove him to destroy the album in "Prankklok" because it was the wrong message. Later, at Roy Cornickelson's funeral, Nathan gives the eulogy in front of a huge crowd - including Abigail and Magnus Hammersmith, who Toki brought despite warnings from Dr. Rockzo - and ultimately becomes overwhelmed by the emotions surrounding the collapse of Dethklok. Nathan apologizes to Pickles for everything and they embrace, but a hidden bomb is suddenly detonated, opening up fissures in the ground from which the Metal Masked Assassin and the Revengencers emerge. While the Revengencers randomly slaughter people, Offdensen warns the band back and once again does battle with the Metal Masked Assassin. However, when he is knocked down by one of Offdensen's punches, the Metal Masked Assassin yells an order to Magnus, who stabs Toki after proclaiming the arrival of his revenge, incapacitating him. Abigail also is shown getting stabbed shortly thereafter in a similar fashion. Evacuating to the submarine once more, Offdensen tells the remaining members of Dethklok that they must complete the album's final song and release it to have any hope of stopping the Metalocalypse, but in order to do that, they must find and save Toki and Abigail, whom he and Ishnifus believe are still alive somewhere. Nathan exclaims that once they rescue their friends, he's going to take care of everyone who is a threat to Dethklok, once and for all.
Guest Voices: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher, Marc Maron, Werner Herzog, Samantha Eggar, Janeane Garofalo & Chris Elliott

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A koudi. The large hole in the middle is the blowing hole, and the three smaller holes on the top are finger holes. The two open ends of the tube are also used, played with the thumbs.

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The band seeks out a therapist to help them get along with each other. The therapist, who was previously in a band until he murdered them, encourages Dethklok to open up by rewarding them with shiny banana stickers. But when he tries to nudge his way into Dethklok, they fire him. He tries to murder them with a pen, but falls through a window into a pit of wolves.

Guest voice: Jeff Loomis of Nevermore

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Dethklok is asked to host the United States Pornography Awards, but Nathan's new controlling girlfriend puts a damper on the situation for the entire band: if he can't go, they can't go. The band abducts, ties up, and tortures Nathan in an attempt to convince him to dump his girlfriend. He concedes, but before he has the opportunity, she falls down several flights of stairs and is knocked into a coma. As she lay comatose, Nathan asks her, "please give me a sign if you don't want me to go to the pornography awards." Not surprisingly, she gives no sign and Dethklok attends.

Songs included: "Castratikron"

Songs included: "Comet Song"
Notes: Episode also known as "P.R. Klok"

Toki befriends Dr. Rockso, to the dismay of the rest of the band, unaware that the Tribunal has commissioned him to gather information. The clown manages to capture some important documents, but rather than chase him as he escapes, Offdensen orders the Klokateers to follow him so they can see where he goes. Rockso returns the documents to General Crozier and Cardinal Ravenwood.

Louie takes Lily to a play starring Matthew Broderick, Glenn Close, John Lithgow, and Michael Cera and gets annoyed when she focuses on her phone instead of the deep emotional contents of the production, only to learn she was looking up information on the play. Louie apologizes for initially demanding she hand over the phone to him. He then gloomily prepares to host a sleepover for Jane and several of her friends, and when he learns the mom and dad of the first girl to arrive are heading towards a divorce, he tries to give good advice that completely fails. Jane and the girls demand a sundae station and pizza before Louie gets a text from Pamela and ends up demanding both that she call him and start sexting, which she does even though she appears to be on a date, and he has to cut it short to handle the sleepover. After the pizza arrives, Louie gets a desperate phone call from Bobby saying he's in jail and needs bail money to avoid spending the night there. The girls are actually happy to head to the police station and their hijinks get a lazy cop to quickly process Bobby's bail. The group then hears Bobby's false story of why he was in jail, and everyone ends up enjoying dessert at an ice cream shop.
Louie's unpleasant tour continues. He arrives in Oklahoma City and is taken to his guest apartment by the comedy club owner's airheaded and racist daughter. He finds he'll be sharing the space with a comic named Kenny. Kenny invites him to share some whiskey even though it's still morning, but Louie declines. Louie's first night at the club is difficult, with a demanding club owner and a poor reception from the audience. While taking a walk to get away from Kenny, Louie has a fun experience at a craft fair where some women persuade him to dress as a Civil War officer. That night at the club Kenny mocks Louie onstage and the next morning they have a heated discussion about their approaches to comedy. Eventually Louie comes around to Kenny's point of view and agrees to drink a bottle of whiskey with him. Unfortunately this ends with Louie retching in a toilet and Kenny sustaining a fatal head injury. The episode ends with Louie returning home and telling his daughter Jane a tall tale about the photograph of his ancestor, the Civil War general.

Murderface searches for a religion after a near-death experience. Dethklok's involvement in religion greatly disturbs the Tribunal due to the potentially catastrophic effects it could have; General Crozier recommends immediate action to demobilize Dethklok, but is silenced by Mr. Selatcia. Afterwards, Crozier and Cardinal Ravenwood meet to discuss Selatcia. They form a secret alliance for the upcoming "operation." Murderface tries several different religions, including visiting a Christian rock concert, a mass at the "Church of the Atheists". Finally he attends a Satanic mass where the preacher attempts to summon the four demons of the apocalypse, where Murderface concludes that "all religions are a bunch of boring crap", and returns to his regular life. After Dethklok leaves the Satanic mass, demonic hands smash through the ground of the Satanic church, and Cardinal Ravenwood is seen praying desperately before a cross.

Louie gets stuck attending a wake for someone his brother Robbie wrongly thought was their uncle. Then he reluctantly visits Robbie's pathetic apartment and has to listen to his sibling whine about how bad his life is and how Louie won't offer him undefined "help". Then he stops a violent, crazy woman from attacking someone at a bus stop for no reason, only to end up receiving a brutal beating from her and being laughed at for it by his daughters and Pamela. Then Pamela gets Louie to enact a very bizarre sexual scenario, and when he once again broaches the couplehood subject, Pamela just breaks up with him. Then Louie cries, but his entire story does cheer Robbie up.

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The band begins doing as much charity as possible to write-off as charity for taxes, even as going as far as adopting a son. The band's theatrically poor "parenting" consists of tying him outside, feeding him nothing but sugar, and not providing him with a bathroom, among other things. They eventually "release him back into the wild" on an island with mal-behaved cats. As the Dethchopper flies into the sunset, the cats descend on him in an orgy of bloodshed.

Songs included: "Dethharmonic"
Note: Episode also known as "Fatklok"

Week Nine: Buffalo Bulls at Kent State Golden Flashes – Game summary
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Mordhaus is opened for the annual "fan day." For this special occasion, Dethklok plays "Fansong" which describes their hate for their fans. The group is threatened with blackmail by the two brothers that operate Dethklok's biggest fan website. One brother is killed and the other imprisoned.

Songs included: "Fansong"

Toki and Murderface are put on probation after their frivolous lawsuit against the other band members regarding residuals is dismissed and their contribution to the band is called into question. While on probation, Toki and Murderface act as celebrity guest judges on "American Super Talent Havers" to make some extra money. On the show, they judge a nu metal band known as Get Thee Hence and like the group so much that they decide to start their own record label called MurderTooth Records and sign Get Thee Hence as their first and only band. While Toki and Murderface learn the horrors of managing a band, Pickles, Nathan, and Skwisgaar are unhappy with their new 47 songs because it lacks negativity. In the end, the band realizes that they liked the band the way it was and reconcile.

Guest voices: Brann Dailor, Brent Hinds, and Troy Sanders of Mastodon, Ace Frehley
Songs included: "Killstardo Abominate"

Mikkel Remee Sigvardt, Lucas Secon, Thomas Troelsen, Cho Yong-hoon

* Pac-10 All-Freshman team
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* Second-team Parade All-American

Louie goes on tour and is exasperated by annoyances on the road. His driver demands too much attention, his hotel accommodations are poor, and at the airport he contends with both a lost child and a lost carry-on bag. Eventually he meets an airport employee who helps him out.

While playing a concert in Brazil, Toki begs Skwisgaar to let him play a guitar solo, but Skwisgaar refuses, referencing Toki's lack of practice as the reason. As he plays the solo, Toki curses him backstage and swears revenge. Some time later, Toki writes a tell-all book called "Skwisgaar Is Ams Dick" and is touring various talk shows condemning Skwisgaar and promoting the book. The Tribunal meets and talks about Toki's book and reveal that the Revengencers are still active and that their leader, The Metal Masked Assassin, is still alive. The Dethklok Minute shows that Skwisgaar's popularity is plummeting and that all his endorsements have gone to Toki. After that, he loses a solo spot to Toki. Skwisgaar tries to reason with Toki, but he refuses. Skwisgaar warns that "the audience ams a fickles mistress." As Toki begins to play the solo, all is going well until he keeps stepping on his cord, unplugging his guitar, and audience turns on Toki and he falls over, having a panic attack. Nathan, Pickles, and Murderface talk about how useful a defibrillator would be at the moment Skwisgaar rushes over to Toki and shocks him multiple times, yelling "Comes backs to me's dammit!" Toki tries to explain that he's having a panic attack and not a heart attack, but Skwisgaar ignores him.

Guest Voices: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher, Laraine Newman & Cam Pipes

*Polish League champion
*Polish Cup champion
* NCAA champion
* Big 12 All-Defensive Team
* McDonald's All-American
* Fourth-team Parade All-American

Toki tries to compensate for his adorable charm by becoming overly brutal. A young dying girl wins the opportunity to meet him as a last wish, but he refuses to see her. The band's lawyer encourages him to watch a DVD the girl made where she sings of her desire to meet Toki. He finally decides to meet her, but when he reaches her, she has already died.

Guest voice: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse

* San Diego Chargers
* New Orleans Saints
* Philadelphia Eagles

Week Six: Buffalo Bulls at Central Michigan Chippewas – Game summary

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The episode opens in a Duncan Hills coffee house as Dethklok fans trade stories of mutilation and brutality as results from their devotion to Dethklok. The nameless fan from episode "Dethvengeance" plants a bomb under a chair in the store, and runs out before the store is destroyed. The Tribunal then reviews the incident, revealing that it is being repeated around the country; the culprits are the Revengencers: the Metal Masked Assassin, Edgar Jomfru, and the teenager. Dethklok reluctantly plans a charity concert for the fans maimed in the attacks, despite each member of the band simultaneously suffering from a summer cold. As they perform at the charity concert, Edgar attempts to assassinate them with a rifle, but he is discovered by the Dethklok fans who attack him. In the chaos, the Metal Masked Assassin ambushes Offdensen after disguising himself as a Klokateer, and throws him through a window on the the third floor of the hospital, but lands on his feet without injury. The masked assassin then rescues Edgar and the teenager from being shot down by the Klokateers and escapes.

Guest voice: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse

;First quarter
*FAU – Team safety, Joe Licata called for intentional grounding in the endzone, 8:19. Owls 2–0.
;Second quarter
*FAU – Nate Terry 6-yard pass from Jason Driskel , 13:31. Owls 9–0. Drive: 5 plays, 33 yards, 1:20.
*UB – Travis Pitzonka 60-yard fumble return , 1:11. Owls 9–7.
;Third quarter
*UB – Adam Mitcheson 19-yard field goal, 8:47. Bulls 10–9. Drive: 4 plays, 8 yards, 2:04.
*UB – Boise Ross 39-yard interception return , 8:30. Bulls 17–9.
*UB – Team safety, Greg Howell tackled in the endzone, 4:40. Bulls 19–9.
*UB – Jordan Johnson 19-yard run , 2:54. Bulls 26–9. Drive: 4 plays, 68 yards, 1:46.
;Fourth quarter
*FAU – Kamrin Solomon 54-yard pass from Jason Driskel , 14:50. Bulls 26–15. Drive: 2 plays, 62 yards, 0:12.
*UB – Brandon Crawford 11-yard fumble return , 5:40. Bulls 33–15.

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Dethklok watches a documentary about the Amazon River and become obsessed with going there. Crozier is instructed by the Tribunal to follow Dethklok to the Amazon to keep an eye on things. The band is captured by the natives and become exposed to the drug Yopo. As the band transform into their animal forms, Crozier is also exposed to Yopo and begins to have hallucinations of Cardinal Ravenwood as the rest of his team are killed by natives. The episode contains references to the film Fitzcarraldo, most notably the moving of a large boat over a mountain.

Guest voices: by ICS Vortex, Arcturus, Borknagar, Code, and Silenoz of Dimmu Borgir.
Songs included: "Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle" and "Bloodlines"

Facing public scrutiny following brash statements made by Murderface at a press conference, Dethklok decides to lift their worldwide ban on Dethklok tribute bands. While exercising their right to approve or disapprove of any tribute act, the band discovers that Toki has been posing as Skwisgaar in a tribute band called Thunderhorse. Trying to distance themselves from celebrity status and re-connect with normal people, Dethklok decides to join Thunderhorse, in the process kicking out all the original members. They learn the enormous amount of suffering regular bands go through, from starvation to sleep deprivation. They finally crack when Ofdensen asks them to return to Mordhaus.

Guest voices: Slash, Scott Ian, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai
Songs included: "Thunderhorse", "Face Fisted" and "Starved"

Louie hosts an open mic night and is asked for feedback by an untalented young comedian with an unfunny, creepy routine. Later, Louie and Pamela see a French film and go to an Italian restaurant where Louie suggests they should move in together, but Pamela wants it to remain an open relationship though she does reluctantly say that she loves him.

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;First quarter
*UA – Josh Gontarek 4-yard pass from DJ Crook , 6:27. Great Danes 7–0. Drive: 14 plays, 82 yards, 6:54.
*UB – Marcus McGill 9-yard pass from Joe Licata , 3:29. Tied 7–7. Drive: 8 plays, 60 yards, 2:49.
;Second quarter
*UB – Adam Mitcheson 40-yard field goal, 14:30. Bulls 10–7. Drive: 7 plays, 39 yards, 2:26.
*UB – Anthone Taylor 21-yard run , 7:19. Bulls 17–7. Drive: 13 plays, 89 yards, 4:45.
*UB – Jordan Johnson 1-yard run , 2:28. Bulls 24–7. Drive: 10 plays, 77 yards, 3:15.
;Third quarter
*UB – Anthone Taylor 1-yard run , 13:16. Bulls 31–7. Drive: 3 plays, 22 yards, 0:54.
*UB – Jacob Martinez 20-yard pass from Joe Licata , 9:08. Bulls 38–7. Drive: 5 plays, 80 yards, 2:32.
;Fourth quarter
*UA – Elijah Ibitokun-Hanks 1-yard run , 11:48. Bulls 38–14. Drive: 12 plays, 89 yards, 5:47.
*UB – Tony Daniel 1-yard run , 4:01. Bulls 44–14. Drive: 10 plays, 46 yards, 6:00.
*UB – Jacob Martinez 86-yard punt return for TD , 1:32. Bulls 51–14.

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Louie takes Amia to the Comedy Cellar, and Louie's friend Todd Barry describes his gloriously self-absorbed typical day as an adult with no wife or kids. Louie helps Evanka yet again when she is found unconscious in the elevator. Louie and Amia's relationship takes a turn for the worse after they spend the night together.

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At a press conference discussing their new album, the band do nothing but fool around, and Nathan constantly quips his new catchphrase, "That's doable." Unexpectedly, the band is accused of racism by a reporter; soon, the media is in a frenzy, and Offdensen scrambles to salvage the situation. Meanwhile, Toki has become resentful of the band due to his constant exclusion, and resolves to start his own club, which Murderface is not invited to join because of his mustache, which he has grown out of control. The band, excluding Murderface, enjoy the activities of Toki's club, and Murderface becomes desperate to join; he slicks his hair flat in an attempt to change his appearance, but Toki makes it clear that his mustache is the problem. The band prepares to open their new urban youth center to alleviate the accusations of racism, and Toki gives them secret uniforms for his club, along with special hats. Donning the outfits in the darkness of the stage, Dethklok is finally revealed onstage in white robes and pointed caps, in front of a gigantic white lowercase "t" . Murderface rushes onstage shortly after, having shaved his mustache into a toothbrush mustache and now resembling Adolf Hitler. He accidentally trips over a wire and sets the "t" logo on fire, creating a burning cross. Enraged, the crowd attacks as the burning logo collapses. The youth center opening is a catastrophe and Dethklok flees, causing Nathan to quip upon fleeing "This is SO not doable". And through it all, Toki gets left behind again.

Guest Voices: Byron Minns

Dethklok's new album begins shipping to countries all around the world and is believed to increase employment and the global economy. Pickles and Nathan begin their "Friender Bender" where they drink all around the world. Murderface intends to spend his vacation prank-calling people and Skwisgaar and Toki become his first victims. They attempt to get revenge by using his credit card to purchase plastic explosives, believing it will get him in trouble, instead they are beaten and apprehended by authorities . At the same time, a freak storm sinks every ship carrying the album. The only copy left is the master copy located beneath Mordhaus, where a drunken Nathan has a vision of the whale from "Fanklok" telling him to destroy the album. Pickles rushes down just in time to see Nathan pick up an axe, believing that the storm is a sign and the album must be destroyed. Pickles attempts to stop him, but to no avail; Nathan destroys the master copy, leaving no copies left.

Guest Voices: Christopher McCulloch, Samantha Eggar & Werner Herzog

Dethklok enters the movie industry by starring in a metal film, "Blood Ocean." Unfortunately, the band cannot act, and the film is an abomination. After walking out of their own premiere, Dethklok tries to convince the producer to shut down the movie, but he replies that because he wants a return on his investment, that he will push forward with the "500 million dollar shit sandwich, and you are all going to take a bite." As Dethklok leaves in their helicopter, it accidentally damages the oil platform the premiere was on, starting a fire which incinerates the audience, producer and all copies of the film. Since the producer had previously written all the reviews for the film before it was even finished, Business News Weekly's front page reads, "World's Greatest Movie Destroyed!"

Guest voice: Andy Richter
Songs included: "Blood Ocean"

The USAF uses "NTTR" and "Nevada Test and Training Range" to designate both the geographic area and the associated military unit.

;Leading Passers
* UNR – Tyler Stewart 12/21 Comp/Att 90 Yds, 0 TD
* UB – Joe Licata 28/46 Comp/Att 338 Yds, 2 TD, 2 INT
;Leading Rushers
* UNR – James Butler 16 Rushes 177 Yds. 11.1 Avg 91 Lng.
* UB – Jordan Johnson 13 Rushes 79 Yds. 6.1 Avg 37 Lng.
;Leading Receivers
* UNR – Hasaan Henderson 2 Rec. 28 Yds. 14 Avg 20 Lng.
* UB – Matt Weiser 10 Rec. 131 Yds. 13.1 Avg 41 Lng.
;Leading Tacklers
* UNR – Matthew Lyons 9 Tack 7 Ast
* UB – Brandon Berry 7 Tack 6 Ast

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Dethklok experiments with stand-up comedy. Although they achieve success after some tutelage and learning to "embrace the hate", Pickles remains traumatized the memory of a heckler. Pickles eventually embraces his hate and once again performs standup. He successfully entertains the audience by throwing sand and blood on the front row and by firing a rifle wildly.

Guest voice: James Hetfield of Metallica
Songs included: "Murmaider" and "Hatredy"

After his break-up with Amia, Louie tries to reconnect with Pamela and ends up crossing a line.

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;Leading Passers
* UA – DJ Crook 11/22 Comp/Att 104 Yds, 1 TD, 2 INT
* UB – Joe Licata 20/26 Comp/Att 246 Yds, 2 TD
;Leading Rushers
* UA – Elijah Ibitokun-Hanks 11 Rushes 74 Yds. 6.7 Avg 20 Lng.
* UB – Anthone Taylor 17 Rushes 104 Yds. 6.1 Avg 21 Lng.
;Leading Receivers
* UA – Josh Gontarek 5 Rec. 66 Yds. 13.2 Avg 30 Lng.
* UB – Mason Schreck 5 Rec. 62 Yds. 12.4 Avg 18 Lng.
;Leading Tacklers
* UA – Colin Cooper 5 Tack 6 Ast
* UB – Okezie Alozie 5 Tack 2 Ast

Toki receives a phone call informing him that his Dad has cancer. The rest of Dethklok are given the choice to accompany Toki's journey to Norway or start recording the new album; they choose the former in order to avoid work. Toki delays seeing his father for as long as possible and the band finally convinces him to do it. After seeing his father, Toki tells the rest of the band that his father's last wish is to see the house he was raised in. As Toki climbs up the icy stares to the house, he slips on the last step and drops his father into the ice.

Guest voice: Silenoz and ICS Vortex from Dimmu Borgir

* NFC Offensive Player of the Week
* AFC Special Teams Player of the Week

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Pickles gets a new PR lady who inflates his fame as part of a conspiracy to lure new members into her cult, who she plans to kill after robbing them blind. She succeeds in murdering the cult but is killed by a meteorite that ricocheted off an orbital Dethklok advertisement.

Guest voice: by Devin Townsend.

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*Iranian League champion
*Pac-12 All-Defensive Team
*2× Second-team All-C-USA

Nathan breaks up with his comatose girlfriend, Rebecca Nightrod, from episode "Girlfriendklok, after he finds out she is "canoodling" with billionaire hotel heir Walt Perkins. He then begins dating again, but the band interferes in various ways, such as refusing to give him and his date privacy or maintaining relationships with previous dates. Meanwhile, a group named Succuboso Explosion, led by Lavona Succuboso, forms with the intention of capturing Nathan and breeding him with its members. Lavona attempts to use "The Loin Extractor" on Nathan at the next Dethklok concert, but Murderface sees the incoming device and leaps in front of it. The Extractor hits Murderface's bass guitar, short circuits, and sends Lavona flying away.

Guest voice: Angela Gossow of Arch Enemy

Louie goes shopping at a cookware store where the 24-year-old owner is rude to him because he's old and she doesn't need or want him to be a regular customer, though she also makes a valid point about how the younger generation being smarter is a good thing. He later runs into his sister's ex-boyfriend Lenny, an obnoxious and unsuccessful NYPD officer, and suffers through a miserable and harrowing evening of the guy's company.

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;Leading Passers
* UB – Joe Licata 13/25 Comp/Att 133 Yds, 1 TD, 1 INT
* CMU – Cooper Rush 23/30 Comp/Att 313 Yds, 4 TD, 1 INT
;Leading Rushers
* UB – Anthone Taylor 13 Rushes 47 Yds. 3.6 Avg 12 Lng.
* CMU – Martez Walker 20 Rushes 60 Yds. 3.0 Avg 9 Lng.
;Leading Receivers
* UB – Ron Willoughby 2 Rec. 53 Yds. 26.5 Avg 34 Lng.
* CMU – Jesse Kroll 7 Rec. 133 Yds. 19.0 Avg 46 Lng.
;Leading Tacklers
* UB – Brandon Berry 7 Tack 4 Ast
* CMU – Nathan Ricketts 5 Tack 1 Ast

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Dethklok attends a fancy record label dinner to work on promoting their new album, and Offdensen tries to keep the band in line. Toki spends all his time on FaceFriends and reunites with Dr. Rockzo, while Murderface uses Toki's absence to try to gain more production credits. When Nathan refuses, Murderface goes on a hunger strike. Nathan tries to get in contact with Abigail, believing that their liaison was something more, and Pickles overhears Nathan's confession of love to Skwisgaar. At the dinner, Nathan tries to talk to Abigail, despite being placed several yards away from each other, while Murderface gets drunk on an empty stomach, Pickles gets increasingly angrier at Nathan, Toki arrives hammered and urine-stained with Dr. Rockso, Skwisgaar watches the train wreck, and Offdensen tries in vain to slow the inevitable spiral of disaster that they're bringing it to. After Nathan proclaims his love for Abigail and announces that they are "an item", much to her horror, Pickles snaps and expresses his outrage at Nathan taking everything without regard to others all of the time, and being the cause of the problems since the season began . When a drunk Murderface gets in his face, Pickles punches him and announces he is quitting Dethklok.

Guest voices: Werner Herzog, Chris Elliott & Janeane Garofalo

;Leading Passers
* UB – Joe Licata 10/20 Comp/Att 105 Yds, 0 TD, 1 INT
* FAU – Jason Driskel 26/55 Comp/Att 385 Yds, 2 TD, 1 INT
;Leading Rushers
* UB – Anthone Taylor 25 Rushes 116 Yds. 4.6 Avg 10 Lng.
* FAU – Greg Howell 14 Rushes 75 Yds. 5.4 Avg 13 Lng.
;Leading Receivers
* UB – Malcolm Robinson 1 Rec. 43 Yds. 43 Avg 43 Lng.
* FAU – Jenson Stoshak 7 Rec. 124 Yds. 17.7 Avg 44 Lng.
;Leading Tacklers
* UB – Brandon Berry 6 Tack 4 Ast
* FAU – Azeez Al-Shaair 6 Tack 5 Ast

After playing in Tokyo, Dethklok kidnaps and threatens to kill Toki for his birthday party as a practical joke. The band gives him several women to sleep with, but Toki declines and instead begins the search for a soul mate using a dating service. After realizing looks do matter to him, instead of just "what's inside", he returns to having sex with numerous women. Meanwhile, Murderface, fed up with his sexual performance, bets Skwisgaar that he can sleep with more women than Skwisgaar can. Murderface loses the bet, ends up with a bent and broken penis, and faces a sexual harassment suit after harassing a female Klokateer.

Guest voices: Kirk Hammett of Metallica, Brooks, Frankie Ingrassia, Andy Richter and Laraine Newman
Songs included: "Biological Warfare"

Week Five: Bowling Green Falcons at Buffalo Bulls – Game summary

As the Revengencers announce their existence to the public, Pickles is invited to his brother Seth's wedding. Dethklok are instructed to bring a gift and to perform at the wedding. Seth opens gift, a blender, and accuses Pickles for ruining his wedding. Pickles initial reaction is to start beating his brother senseless, then run away as the police begin to arrive. Feeling bad for his brother, Pickles accepts Ofdenson's offer of making Seth head of Dethklok Australia

Guest voices: by Devin Townsend, ICS Vortex and Silenoz .

Week Seven: Ohio Bobcats at Buffalo Bulls – Game summary
Week One: Albany Great Danes at Buffalo Bulls – Game summary

Murderface receives an award for being the "brutalest looking" musician in the world. Angered, he attempts to better his appearance through cosmetic surgery, but finds he lacks the funds to pay for the procedure when Offdensen reminds him that he had recently lost most of his money in a lawsuit. After borrowing money from Nathan, Murderface goes to a shady cosmetic surgeon in Mexico. In the meantime, the rest of the band are shocked when they are named the "#1 Aging Rockers." At the awards ceremony, the rest of the band show up with a plethora of quick albeit sloppy and ineffective, cosmetic treatments while Murderface returns wearing a full-face helmet. Murderface then removes the helmet to show off his new look, but is horrified to find that his face, instead of looking handsome, has been horribly disfigured. The band and audience flee in horror as the credits roll.

Guest Voices: Andy Richter, Frankie Ingrassia, Asesino & Patton Oswalt

Offdensen goes out of town and leaves Nathan and Pickles in charge as Toki goes to Rock-A-Rooni Fantasy Camp where he tries to make friends with other campers. Before leaving, Nathan gives Toki a Mordhaus snow-globe as he leaves; and upon arriving at the camp, Toki is subject to bullying because he is a diabetic. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Murderface use Toki's absence as an opportunity to do things they can't do when Toki is around, including watching horror movies and eating candy. Nathan discovers that Magnus Hammersmith is at the camp, and drives there to save Toki along with the rest of the band. Meanwhile, after Toki performs at the camp, the group of bullies trip him over and force cake into his mouth, nearly killing him, but Magnus inserts an insulin shot into Toki and saves him. The bully then proceeds to smash Toki's snow-globe on the ground just as Nathan and the band arrive. Nathan picks up the smashed snow-globe and chases the bully into the forest, cutting off one of his hands as the moon turns red.

Guest Voices: Patton Oswalt, Werner Herzog, Marc Maron, Dweezil Zappa, and Kim Thayil of Soundgarden
Songs included: "The Hammer"

Nathan attempts to earn his GED after a nightmare where the rest of the band is killed by random things at the show, and Murderface is invited to appear on a celebrity spelling bee game-show. Nathan studies math and reading while Murderface attempts to convince the rest of the band that he's a great speller, despite his illiteracy. Nathan becomes nervous before his test and so gets starts to drink, he scores a perfect 0, answering no questions on the test. Murderface, not surprisingly, misspells the first word given to him as he started spelling before it was even read.

Guest voices: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse and King Diamond
Songs included: "Go Forth and Die"

;First quarter
* No Scoring
;Second quarter
*PSU – Brandon Polk 22-yard run , 6:57. Nittany Lions 7–0. Drive: 2 plays, 24 yards, 0:37.
*PSU – Joey Julius 22-yard field goal, 3:58. Nittany Lions 10–0. Drive: 4 plays, 7 yards, 1:54.
;Third quarter
*UB – Ron Willoughby 14-yard pass from Joe Licata , 5:33. Nittany Lions 10–7. Drive: 11 plays, 78 yards, 4:48.
*PSU – Joey Julius 21-yard field goal, 0:20. Nittany Lions 13–7. Drive: 12 plays, 51 yards, 5:07.
;Fourth quarter
*PSU – DaeSean Hamilton 5-yard pass from Christian Hackenberg , 12:04. Nittany Lions 20–7. Drive: 4 plays, 62 yards, 1:25.
*PSU – Saquon Barkley 9-yard run , 9:02. Nittany Lions 27–7. Drive: 6 plays, 74 yards, 1:54.
*UB – Marcus McGill 10-yard pass from Joe Licata , 4:38. Nittany Lions 27–14. Drive: 13 plays, 82 yards, 4:18.

;First quarter
*BGSU – Donovan Wilson 1-yard run , 10:36. Falcons 7–0. Drive: 11 plays, 85 yards, 4:24.
*UB – Adam Mitcheson 30-yard field goal, 5:32. Falcons 7–3. Drive: 12 plays, 53 yards, 5:04.
;Second quarter
*BGSU – Matt Johnson 10-yard run , 11:08. Falcons 14–3. Drive: 3 plays, 72 yards, 0:42.
*BGSU – Roger Lewis 12-yard pass from Matt Johnson , 7:54. Falcons 21–3. Drive: 6 plays, 72 yards, 1:05.
*UB – Adam Mitcheson 28-yard field goal, 0:22. Falcons 21–6. Drive: 15 plays, 79 yards, 2:00.
;Third quarter
*UB – Adam Mitcheson 27-yard field goal, 2:41. Falcons 21–9. Drive: 16 plays, 78 yards, 5:35.
;Fourth quarter
*BGSU – Ronnie Moore 7-yard run , 14:54. Falcons 28–9. Drive: 10 plays, 94 yards, 2:42.
*UB – Jordan Johnson 1-yard run , 8:42. Falcons 28–16. Drive: 16 plays, 92 yards, 6:05.
*UB – Ron Willoughby 5-yard pass from Joe Licata , 5:13. Falcons 28–22. Drive: 7 plays, 62 yards, 1:16.

Murderface plays the national anthem at a NASCAR race by playing his bass guitar with his penis. This event however is overshadowed by Skwisgaar and Toki's drunken high speed chase. They are arrested, but not be found guilty if they get their licenses and do some charity work. Offdensen proposes that Murderface produce the charity event as Skwisgaar and Toki take driving classes. Murderface plans to create a "NASCAR-type Theatrical Hybrid Event", though he never elaborates on exactly what this will entail, he eventually has to speak at a press conference to explain, but gets nervous and Pickles gives him a "special pill" that "slows down your heart" but has Speed, Angel dust, a hint of coke, and a splash of acid to counteract the low. Murderface not surprisingly has an enormously powerful reaction to the pill as he does not possess Pickles' near immunity to drugs, and he twitches and drools through his press conference. Meanwhile, Skwisgaar and Toki fail their driving lessons after refusing to drive out of fear. At the NASCAR event, Murderface, who is still delusional, rubs his butt on the racetrack as the cars race by, causing an accident.

The style of the race and drivers vaguely resembles the videogame Rock n' Roll Racing by Blizzard Entertainment.

Guest voice: Marty Friedman

;First quarter
*UB – Matt Weiser 41-yard pass from Joe Licata , 11:11. Bulls 7–0. Drive: 5 plays, 69 yards, 1:53.
*UNR – James Butler 5-yard run , 3:07. Tied 7–7. Drive: 2 plays, 96 yards, 0:40.
*UNR – Don Jackson 55-yard run , 0:12. Wolf Pack 14–7. Drive: 4 plays, 62 yards, 1:54.
;Second quarter
*UB – Adam Mitcheson 33-yard field goal, 11:11. Wolf Pack 14–10. Drive: 11 plays, 59 yards, 4:01.
*UNR – Brent Zuzo 38-yard field goal, 8:41. Wolf Pack 17–10. Drive: 9 plays, 54 yards, 2:30.
;Third quarter
*UB – Adam Mitcheson 43-yard field goal, 6:56. Wolf Pack 17–13. Drive: 8 plays, 37 yards, 3:43.
;Fourth quarter
*UNR – Don Jackson 10-yard run , 10:25. Wolf Pack 24–13. Drive: 12 plays, 80 yards, 5:27.
*UB – Collin Lisa 5-yard pass from Joe Licata , 8:06. Wolf Pack 24–21. Drive: 8 plays, 75 yards, 2:19.

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* Olive Bridge Entertainment
* Alphapanel Industries
* Titmouse, Inc.

Songs included: "Black Fire Upon Us"
Notes: Episode also known as "Black Fire Upon Us"

When taking the subway with his two daughters, Jane decides to get off the subway before it departs, forcing Louie and Lilly to go back and get her. When returning to his apartment building, Louie helps out an old lady who is stuck in an elevator, and is thanked by the lady's non-English speaking niece who gives him a tart.

Toki, fed up of being in Skwisgaar's shadow, takes guitar lessons from a crusty old guitar master. Meanwhile, Nathan and Pickles take lessons from Murderface on how to be a dick. When Toki's mentor dies of natural causes, Toki attempts to publicly demonstrate what he learned: the names of the guitar strings, but he is unable to do even that.

Songs included: "I Tamper With the Evidence at the Murder Site of Odin"

Skwisgaar hosts the Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class Pay Per View Event guitar workshop, and the rest of Dethklok sign endorsement deals in jealousy. Skwisgarr's hands are encased in solid crystal oxygenating hand-acquariums as a precaution prior to the show, but they become locked. In an attempt to remove them, he lubricates his hands with barbecue sauce before licking them; he then realizes that the sauce contains cilantro which he is allergic to. His hands and tongue swell up immediately before the live show. Throughout the workshop he is unintelligible and his fingers are completely unable to perform. However, due to his overwhelming popularity, he is determined to "reinvent the instrument" and fans mimic his moves by stroking the guitar with stiff fingers.

Guest voice: King Diamond

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Louie catches Lilly smoking marijuana. In flashbacks, a thirteen-year-old Louie and his friends discover marijuana.

;Leading Passers
* BGSU – Matt Johnson 23/29 Comp/Att 324 Yds, 1 TD
* UB – Joe Licata 35/59 Comp/Att 348 Yds, 1 TD, 1 INT
;Leading Rushers
* BGSU – Travis Greene 17 Rushes 119 Yds. 7.0 Avg 29 Lng.
* UB – Anthone Taylor 21 Rushes 93 Yds. 4.4 Avg 12 Lng.
;Leading Receivers
* BGSU – Roger Lewis 10 Rec. 201 Yds. 20.1 Avg 61 Lng.
* UB – Matt Weiser 8 Rec. 90 Yds. 11.3 Avg 18 Lng.
;Leading Tacklers
* BGSU – James Sanford 10 Tack 3 Ast
* UB – Nick Gilbo 8 Tack 4 Ast

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Songs included: "Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle" and "Dethsupport"
Notes: Episode also known as "Sicklok"

The band wants to know more about their finances and hire a second business manager to help teach them about it. But he immediately sets his sights on taking Ofdensen's job as sole business manager of the band, leading to a fencing duel to the death between the two men.

Guest voice: Brian Posehn and Gene Hoglan
Songs included: "The Gears"

Patricia Lascelles, The Countess of Harewood

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*CMU – Martez Walker 6-yars run , 11:56. Chippewas 7–0. Drive: 7 plays, 78 yards, 3:04.
*UB – Ron Willoughby 34-yard pass from Joe Licata , 6:03. Tied 7–7. Drive: 7 plays, 71 yards, 3:26.
*CMU – Cooper Rush 1-yard run , 3:05. Chippewas 14–7. Drive: 7 plays, 56 yards, 2:58.
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*CMU – Jesse Kroll 46-yard pass from Cooper Rush , 9:09. Chippewas 21–7. Drive: 7 plays, 76 yards, 3:29.
*CMU – Team safety, blocked punt through the endzone, 7:32. Chippewas 23–7.
*CMU – Trevor Thomas 2-yard pass from Cooper Rush , 4:23. Chippewas 30–7. Drive: 8 plays, 50 yards, 3:09.
*CMU – Anthony Rice 23-yard pass from Cooper Rush , 2:54. Chippewas 37–7. Drive: 4 plays, 39 yards, 1:24.
;Third quarter
*CMU – Martez Walker 1-yard run , 4:28. Chippewas 44–7. Drive: 6 plays, 29 yards, 2:32.
;Fourth quarter
*UB – Andrew Dadeboe 17-yard interception return , 13:39. Chippewas 44–14.
*CMU – Eric Cooper 19-yard pass from Cooper Rush , 9:35. Chippewas 51–14. Drive: 9 plays, 75 yards, 4:04.

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The assassin from the episode "The Metalocalypse Has Begun", is seen torturing a Klokateer, trying to find out how to get into Mordhaus. Also a UN resolution allows Dethklok to act as a police force is passed, as a result, Klokateers begin kidnapping and torturing people who illegally download Dethklok songs from the internet. At the same time, Dethklok starts experiments with recording on water — the purest of analog formats. Every "record" is produced as a canister of water, requiring huge amounts of power and pollution. Meanwhile, one particular fan is kidnapped by roadies and tortured at Mordhaus for pirating the group's songs, only to meet Edgar Jomfru from episode "Mordland". Edgar places a mask made of the remains of his brother's face on the fan. He and the fan escape before being found by the assassin, who carries them to safety.

Guest voice: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher of Cannibal Corpse, Malcolm McDowell and Mike Keneally.
Songs included: "Burn the Earth"

Louie and Janet see a therapist to seek advice on how to deal with Jane. A flashback shows a younger Louie and Janet as they plan to divorce, but end up getting pregnant with their first child.
Louie wants his romance with Pamela to welcome emotions. However, Pamela articulates disgust towards expressing her feelings.
Louie runs into Pamela again and eschews her vague romantic interest, then learns Amia is leaving the U.S. soon and resolves to enjoy the time before she returns to Hungary. He also avoids planning for Jane's future and gets advice from a curt Dr. Bigelow.

Weather: Showers, Windy • Temperature: 47 • Wind: 22 ENE

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A group of terrorists steal nuclear weapons and threaten to detonate it unless there is word of a new album soon. Dethklok, under great pressure, rushes to complete the album. They run into difficulties, such as buzzing whenever Skwisgaar touches his guitar while on the ground. Nathan attempts to enhance the metalness of his vocals by wearing a medieval suit of armor. Toki and Murderface record a song "Takin' It Easy" and attempt to pitch it to the band, but it is deemed unmetal, and soundly rejected. It is announced to the world through smoke emitting from Mordhaus' chimney, a reference to the Papal election process, that they had finished their album.

Beth Mowins, Anthony Becht & Paul Carcaterra

Toki receives a phone call from Dr. Rockzo asking for his help. With the help of Doctor Jonathon Twinkletits, apparently surviving the events of "PerformanceKlok", the band convinces Dr. Rockzo to kick his addiction. Meanwhile, Murderface attempts to prove he can write music to the rest of the band, but is constantly interrupted by the Dr. Rockzo's situation.

Guest voice: by Devin Townsend.

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Jerry Seinfeld asks Louie to introduce him at a benefit in the Hamptons, but Louis is unprepared and the act is a disaster. After, Louie is invited to the home of a model after she says she likes his act, but things turn very wrong very quickly.

M1 Garand rifle. From the collections of the Swedish Army Museum, Stockholm, Sweden.

Six months after the destruction of Dethklok's new album, the economy plummets and is in the middle of what people are calling "The Dethcession." Dethklok decides to do a series of "Dethfairs," which are essentially carnivals that have Death Metal themed rides and where Dethklok performs for free to rebuild the economy.

The first Dethfair takes place in Pickles' hometown: Tomahawk, Wisconsin. At the first press conference for the Dethfair, Nathan talks about the rides, but is booed away from the podium. It is then revealed Pickles is talking to his mother, telling her that he wants to get closer to her. She immediately shuts him down, telling him that his job is not a real job and that he is an embarrassment to her. Pickles sets out to get a "real" job as a real estate agent. After numerous attempts to sell houses, Pickles realizes that houses cost money, he has money, and he's a real estate agent, hinting that he will just buy the houses from himself, and he eventually becomes the top realtor in Wisconsin. After the credits, Pickles is gloating to his mother about his "blue-collar" success, but she proceeds to instantly belittle his accomplishments, saying that it is more important to play in Dethklok and rebuild the economy. Infuriated, Pickles tells her to "go fuck" herself, at the request of his other band members.

Guest Voices: Pat Healy, Ben Shepard, Laraine Newman & Werner Herzog
Songs included: "Ghostqueen"

The band records an album in the Mariana Trench in a nuclear submarine. The Tribunal blackmails the label-sent producer Dick Knubbler into spying on them, but after hearing the band he turns on the Tribunal to become the band's permanent producer. When Dick tries to leave the submarine in a submersible he is attacked by a giant seahorse that was mutated by the submarine's radiation, forcing him to rush to the surface without depressurizing causing his eyes to explode.

Songs included: "Thunderhorse" and "Murmaider"

Flag of the Metropolitan Police Department

Dethklok's annual "Employee Conference and Raffle" coincide with the revelation that someone is embezzling from their company. General Crozier takes advantage of the conference and sends an assassin to infiltrate the ranks of Dethklok's hooded roadies. The assassin fights his way onto a stage during a lottery, but trips and falls onto Murderface's diamond encrusted codpiece just before he tries to shoot Dethklok. The embezzler turns out to be the band itself, but they blame it on the assassin, who gets a Viking funeral.

Guest voice: King Diamond
Songs included: "Briefcase Full of Guts"

*Battle of Big Dry Wash
Spanish-American War

In Finland, the band accidentally awakens the lake troll Mustakrakish. The giant troll goes on a rampage, killing thousands, destroying entire cities, and disabling all electronics in Finland. The band decides to put the troll back to sleep solely so they can once again use e-mail and their DSL-equipped Dethphones, albeit by playing antique acoustic instruments shown to them by an old Finn at a bar. Their soporific lullaby works until Murderface's newly reactivated Dethphone rings. Murderface promptly loses reception and throws his barbed and bladed Dethphone down the Mustakrakish's throat, whereupon the troll gruesomely eviscerates itself in a desperate and frantic attempt to get the Dethphone. The episode ends with the band feasting on its corpse.

Guest voices: James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett of Metallica
Songs included: "Awaken"

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The governor of Florida promises to veto a bill to give Nathan Explosion a state holiday, and enraged fans abduct and murder him brutally, opening his position. Nathan is elected as governor in an emergency election as a write-in candidate and sends Florida into a downward spiral culminating in a hurricane which devastates the state. He ends his governorship asserting, "I leave Florida better than I found it."

Guest voice: Richard Christy
Songs included: "Impeach God"

Continuing from the conclusion of "Dethdinner," Dethklok dissolves and announces the plans for their final performance. To move on, Nathan and Skwisgaar team up with Dick Knubbler to search for a new sound, Murderface decides to run for Congress from New Jersey with Toki as his intern, and Pickles retires from music to open a winery for the world's most alcoholic wine. Each of these ventures fail , and the group sullenly heads for Iceland to play their last show. Toki has begun turning to Magnus Hammersmith as a friend after the events of "Dethcamp," but it is revealed that he is now a member of the Revengencers. At the concert, while Nathan and Pickles struggle with both performing and considering apologizing to each other, Mr. Salacia attacks, slaughtering the fans with his powers before killing Roy Cornickelson. Realizing that the long-feared prophecy is finally coming true, Offdensen evacuates the band underwater, where he finally reveals Salacia's identity to them, addressing him as "The Half-Man" and beginning to tell them the truth of the Metalocalypse.
Guest Voices: Marc Maron, Billy Gibbons, Werner Herzog & Janeane Garofalo

Louie is tormented by nightmares involving a monstrous naked figure, a giant rabbit head, and his gibberish-spouting brother while dealing with issues in real life: Jane's strange medical issues and outcast status at school, Lily's attendance at a sleepover where the kids all watched the wildly age-inappropriate A Clockwork Orange, an annoying comedian who loves his joke about beekeeping but can't even remember it accurately, and an encounter with the recently-divorced and very sad mom of Lily's friend. One of his comedian friends actually supplies some good advice, though, that leads Louie to take action and finally puts his mind at ease.

Anatomy of the larynx, anterolateral view