;First quarter
*ISU – 01:54 Cole Netten 34 yd field goal good
;Second quarter
*ISU – 05:40 Sam B. Richardson 4 yd run, Cole Netten XP good
*ISU – 00:27 Allen Lazard 9 yd pass from Sam B. Richardson, Cole Netten XP good
;Third quarter
*ISU – 09:47 Mike Warren 62 yd run, Cole Netten XP good
*KU – 05:36 Tre' Parmalee 47 yd pass from Montell Cozart, Nick Bartolotta XP no good
*ISU – 02:15 D'Vario Montgomery 13 yd pass from Sam B. Richardson, Cole Netten XP good
;Fourth quarter
*KU – 13:30 Marcquis Roberts 83 yd interception return, Nick Bartolotta XP good
*ISU – 11:34 Mike Warren 7 yd run, Cole Netten XP good

Jatavious Wilson run for 13 yds for a TD, , 6 plays, 38 yards, 2:47

The HSBC Main Building in 1901 in Hong Kong, the headquarters of the Hongkong and Shanghai Banking Corporation from 1886 to 1933 for its Hong Kong operation.

Teleplay: Roseanne and Jennifer Saunders

Jeremiah and Kurdy befriend a group of people on a pilgrimage to another life.

Dan lends $1,500 to Arnie thinking he's buying Nancy an engagement ring, but he actually buys her breast implants. When Dan falls behind with the bills, Jackie tries to lend him the money, but he refuses because she's a relative. DJ starts peeping on his sisters.

;Top passers
* ISU – Sam B. Richardson 10/21, 139 yards, 1 TD, 3 INT
* TTU – Patrick Mahomes 33/46, 428 yards, 5 TD
;Top rushers
* ISU – Mike Warren 23 attempts, 235 yards
* TTU – Justin Stockton 7 attempts, 101 yards, 1 TD
;Top receivers
* ISU – Quenton Bundrage 3 receptions, 75 yards, 1 TD
* TTU – Jakeem Grant 9 receptions, 166 yards, 2 TD
;Top tacklers
* ISU – Willie Harvey 10 tackles
* TTU – Dakota Allen 11 tackles

Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their team out of last place, while Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie and Nancy's new friendship. Darlene meets David for the first time . David Crosby appears in this episode, and Johnny Galecki makes his first appearance.

Referee: Mike Cannon • Umpire: Ken Zelmanski • Linesman: Bruce Keeling • Line judge: Dan Gallagher • Back judge: Dennis Morris • Field judge: John Roggeman • Side judge: Grady Smith • Center judge: Mike Conlin

Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle, until Jackie took the kids to a water park.

Jeremiah and Erin go to help Erin's twin sister after a message asking for help. Kurdy and Elizabeth travel to offer help to a Black Power group who have sought isolation.

Paul Williams is Mary's guest and trouble ensues as they try to find an actress to play a waitress for one of the sketches. Harry becomes smitten with actress Pam Medford who is auditioning for the role, however, her acting is a bit too intense. When Iris asks how hard is it to recite a line which she does effortlessly, she surprises everyone and ends up with the role.

Roseanne tries to help Dan deal with life-changing news: his mother has a history of mental illness and psychiatric-hospital stays. Ed let Dan believe her imbalance was his fault due to his absence in Dan's life, just so Dan's mom would always look good in his eyes. Dan must come to terms with the idea that his father isn't the monster he'd always thought he was.

Referee: Reggie Smith • Umpire: Joel Bellinger • Linesman: Mike Moeller • Line judge: Mark Stewart • Back judge: Lyndon Nixon • Field judge: Matt Mills • Side judge: Tim Murray • Center judge: Dan Scanlan

;First quarter
*TTU – 11:27 Clayton Hatfield 24 yd field goal good
*TTU – 10:44 DeAndre Washington 7 yd run, Clayton Hatfield XP good
*ISU – 07:03 Quenton Bundrage 33 yd pass from Sam B. Richardson, Cole Netten XP good
*TTU – 06:48 Jakeem Grant 75 yd pass from Patrick Mahomes, Clayton Hatfield XP good
;Second quarter
*ISU – 14:18 Joshua Thomas 1 yd run, Cole Netten XP good
*TTU – 12:02 Reginald Davis 33 yd pass from Patrick Mahomes, Clayton Hatfield XP good
*TTU – 08:21 DeAndre Washington 49 yd pass from Patrick Mahomes, Clayton Hatfield XP good
*TTU – 02:42 Jakeem Grant 37 yd pass from Patrick Mahomes, Clayton Hatfield XP good
*ISU – 01:30 Joshua Thomas 1 yd run, Cole Netten XP good
;Third quarter
*ISU – 06:02 Cole Netten 20 yd field goal good
*TTU – 03:37 Justin Stockton 54 yd run, Clayton Hatfield XP good
;Fourth quarter
*TTU – 14:54 Jonathan Giles 3 yd pass from Patrick Mahomes, Clayton Hatfield XP good
*TTU – 07:35 Jonathan Giles 21 yd pass from Davis Webb, Clayton Hatfield XP good
*TTU – 03:56 Demarcus Felton 53 yd run, Clayton Hatfield XP good
*ISU – 00:59 Cole Netten 20 yd field goal good

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Jamie Walker 3 Yd pass from Cody Ennis, Zach Lehr Kick; 9 plays, 58 yards, 3:25

Mary has two guests on her show - the militant Beatrice Arthur and Benny Baxter , a washed-up vaudevillian comic. During rehearsals, Bea takes over Mary's dressing room and orders everyone about, including Benny and Mary, by assuming the same bustling, take-charge type character she portrayed in her CBS series Maude.

lyrics by Arthur Freed, music by Nacio Herb Brown

Teleplay: Pat Bullard and Stevie Ray Fromstein

Dan still isn't home and Roseanne is afraid of the changes she has made to family and house.Elsewhere, Bev seeks answers from free-spirited mother Mary,who finally mends her relationship with her daughter.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Roseanne and Jackie attend an exquisite luncheon where they discuss politics and other topics with Lanford's elite. Roseanne meets Edgar Wellman , son of the owner of Roseanne and Jackie's former workplace, and Edgar asks Roseanne for money to help keep Wellman Plastics open--it fell into decline after the sisters left in 1989.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Derrick Milton 36 Yd Run, Trent Manuel Kick; 6 plays, 62 yards, 2:33

Roseanne, although only turning 37, feels like she's hit the end of the road in her life. Always wanting to be a writer, Roseanne wishes this Birthday that she had more time to jot down her thoughts. Dan and the kids surprise Roseanne with her own small writing studio. But just when she finally has time to write, Roseanne is hit with a severe case of writer's block.

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Hayden Hildebrand pass complete to Jatavious Wilson for 53 yds for a TD, , 2 plays, 53 yards, 0:44

Jeremiah begins his job of supervising Millhaven, but finds he's tired of being a hero and just wants to let things slide. However, disturbing new activity involving Daniel's group forces him to make a stand again. Back at Thunder Mountain, Kurdy finds Smith has been lying, spying, and telling stories of Kurdy's operations to strangers... but has a very good reason for all of it.

De'Andre Brown 1 Yd Run, Zach Lehr Kick; 8 plays, 33 yards, 3:26

Regretting breaking the rules and fighting with Roseanne, Dan fixes the house after the huge fight and leaves a ton of messages on Jackie's answering machine. Roseanne finds herself in front of Jackie's TV, watching notable past sitcoms like That Girl, I Dream of Jeannie, and The Mary Tyler Moore Show , eventually finding her and Dan playing the roles of Ann & Don, Mary and Lou Grant, and Jeannie and Tony. Later, Jackie convinces Roseanne that Dan and Roseanne were meant for each other and, when she is finally alone with Andy and Jerry, makes a shocking discovery about her lottery ticket after watching the lottery drawings on TV.

Libby saves Jeremiah from an assassination attempt plotted by Daniel's forces. In the aftermath, he and Libby start a physical relationship, and Jeremiah covertly goes against Markus' orders by asking Kurdy and Smith go with him inside Daniel's territory to New York City. There they meet a resistance who ask their help in smuggling out a defector from Daniel's inner circle.

Jace Denker 27 yd field goal, 13 plays, 48 yards, 5:33

Featuring: Bob Nickman, Alec Mapa, Ken Kells

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Aaron Thomas 14 Yd pass from Hunter Taylor, Nick Bruno Kick; 6 plays, 79 yards, 0:00

Smith tells the group they will each be granted a miracle, however all the men doubt Smiths prediction. Marcus enlists the alliance towns leaders for recruits of soldiers and Kurdy begin to train an army against Daniel and his men.

When a new, more classy restaurant opens opposite the Lunchbox, Roseanne declares war. Pat Harrington, Jr. appears in this episode.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Tuskani Figaro sacked by Bo Brown for a loss of 10 yards Tuskani Figaro fumbled, recovered by Anthony Yruegas, return for 0 yards for a TD, , 2 plays, -20 yards, 0:25

Dan announces that he's going to visit his mother in California. Jackie and Roseanne wait out the Conner house's renovation at a spa.

;Top passers
* IOWA – C. J. Beathard 15/25, 215 yards, 3 TD
* ISU – Sam B. Richardson 19/35, 247 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* IOWA – Jordan Canzeri 24 attempts, 124 yards, 2 TD
* ISU – Trever Ryen 4 attempts, 23 yards
;Top receivers
* IOWA – Matt VandeBerg 9 receptions, 114 yards, 1 TD
* ISU – Jauan Wesley 4 receptions, 76 yards, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* IOWA – Nate Meier 7 tackles
* ISU – Kamari Cotton–Moya 9 tackles

Roseanne's new job at a fast-food place includes an obnoxious teenage boss. When she invites him to dinner to try to butter him up, his nasty attitude soon convinces everyone that Roseanne deserves to be treated better. Glenn Shadix guest-stars as an indecisive customer.

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Jeremiah sets off to find Sims to avenge Libby's death. He later joins Kurdy and Markus to try to find Daniel's raiders. Mister Smith gives Erin a message from God.

Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie after lying about not seeing Mark.

Kent Shelby 5 Yd pass from Grant Ashcraft, Trent Manuel Kick ; 10 plays, 64 yards, 3:28

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one. Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage and decides to put their relationship under a microscope. After a lot of “what ifs” they come to the conclusion that there’s hope after all. Meanwhile, Roseanne’s sister Jackie inadvertently forgets she promised to baby-sit the kids.

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The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
Fred wants Jackie to get rid of DJ, who's working his nerves. Jackie confronts Roseanne about it, trying to avoid conflict with Fred only to walk into it with Roseanne. Meanwhile, Dan tries to plan Roseanne's birthday celebration with their daughters.

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Darlene slips into a depressive state, constantly searching for alone-time. Meanwhile, Becky has her eye on one of Dan's bikes.

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Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice on David, Roseanne is anxious about a lie detector test in her workplace.

Game Two: Iowa Hawkeyes at Iowa State Cyclones – Game summary

Teleplay: Stevie Ray Fromstein and Pat Bullard
Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband Sonny, who is buried in the bridge that Jackie drove them over on the way to work. Roseanne struggles with whether or not to tell Crystal a secret she knows about Sonny , until Crystal reveals that she had an affair while still being married to Sonny and she never told him. Darlene decides it's cool to smoke--until Roseanne finds her pack of cigarettes.

Devon arrives at Thunder Mountain and Jeremiah is looking forward to spending time with him, but what happened to Jeremiah's mother? Libby knows and gives Jeremiah a letter Devon entrusted to her long ago.

Jace Denker 22 yd field goal, 4 plays, 3 yards, 1:35

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Roseanne's suspicions that Leon is trying to usurp her position as head of the Lunch Box are cast aside by others but ultimately prove to be true.DJ steals Roseanne's car and her violent response has her questioning whether she is repeating her pattern of childhood abuse onto her kids.
Absent:Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner Healy

Jeremiah and Kurdy find an Army base led by a man who believes that he replaces God, and wants to find out the location of Thunder Mountain.

;Top passers
* KU – Montell Cozart 15/21, 150 yards, 1 TD
* ISU – Sam B. Richardson 27/37, 269 yards, 2 TD, 2 INT
;Top rushers
* KU – Ke'aun Kinner 11 attempts, 46 yards
* ISU – Mike Warren 18 attempts, 175 yards, 2 TD
;Top receivers
* KU – Tre' Parmalee 5 receptions, 81 yards, 1 TD
* ISU – Allen Lazard 6 receptions, 75 yards, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* KU – Fish Smithson 13 tackles
* ISU – Brian Peavy 10 tackles

Mark tries to help a depressed Becky, by inviting family and friends over for a surprise get-together. Roseanne talks to her at the party, as everything is going wrong, and she admits that she wants more out of life. Roseanne supports that decision, unaware that Becky's plans for change include her marital status.

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Teleplay: Maxine Lapiduss and Don Foster
When Becky and Darlene break curfew, Dan and Roseanne try to teach them a lesson by staying out late and sending Jackie over to make sure they worry.

Parker McKenzie pass complete to Jonathan Epps for 58 yds for a TD, , 3 plays, 69 yards, 0:41

"Forced sterilisation was by far the most calamitous exercise undertaken during the Emergency. The IMF and World Bank had periodically shared their fears with New Delhi about the uncontrolled rise in population levels. India’s democracy was a hurdle: no government could possibly enact laws limiting the number of children a couple could have without incurring punishment at the ballot box. But with democracy suspended, the IMF and World Bank encouraged Indira to pursue the programme with renewed vigour. Indira and Sanjay, the self-styled socialists, inflicting on Indians the humiliation of forced sterilisation in order to appease western loan sharks: the irony was lost on them. Socialism, like much else, had been reduced to a slogan."

The HSBC Building in 2005 in Shanghai, the headquarters of the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation from 1923 to 1955 for its Shanghai operation.

Becky is getting ready for a big slumber party, and Darlene is getting ready to pitch the big game. Darlene is extremely moody, and argues with Roseanne before slamming out of the house. After Roseanne gets a phone call that Darlene is undergoing emergency surgery in the emergency trauma center for a ruptured appendix that is causing a fever and raptured intestice, Roseanne becomes wrecked with guilt over the morning's fight.
Roseanne and Dan go all out for Christmas, in indignant reaction to their neighborhood association's limits on exterior decoration. Roseanne is angry at Becky for using money earmarked for Becky's education to put Mark through trade school and is further annoyed when Becky begins working at a tacky, sexist bar, "Bunz" . DJ finds out that David is living with Darlene; also, he tells her he misses her.

After drunk-driving, Bev is forced to attend an AA meeting, where she realizes she is indeed an alcoholic. When she shows up at Dan's Super Bowl XXIX party, Roseanne tells the guests to hide the keg. This proves catastrophic.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Jackie has a bee in her bonnet over Roseanne feeding Andy junkfood. Dan is upset since DJ's only perspective of him includes a can of beer.

Dan is sick of having so many people living in the house and wants Becky and Mark to move out, Roseanne agrees until Becky tells them she and Mark are trying to get pregnant. Jackie has become overly protective of the baby, causing problems between her and Fred. After a fight, she goes to stay at Roseanne's place. When everyone finds out that Dan shaves his armpits Dan storms off to stay at Fred's. Jackie and Fred make up and Roseanne tells Dan she gave Becky and Mark until May to move out, then announces she is pregnant.

Closing tag: Dan, in shock over Roseanne's announcement sits at the kitchen table as Roseanne's pregnancy progresses until the day of their son's first birthday party.
Ratings - 28.9 million viewers 19.5 rating/30 share http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn
Featuring: Travis Weaver as Ralph

Herschel Sims run for 2 yds for a TD, , 4 plays, 65 yards, 1:25

Roseanne joins a women's club because Leon thinks that networking will be good for the diner, and she presses DJ to be friends with the weird son of one of the members . Dan finds out that Mark has dropped out of trade school when he catches him at the bar.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Location of teams in 2015–16 Macedonian Second League

On Halloween, Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls." A Ouija board sends a message from "The Dead" that portends an unexpected event: Roseanne goes into labor. She delivers a baby boy, Jerry Garcia Conner.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy; However, they appear in archive footage of previous episodes.

Temperature: 88° • Wind: S 5 • Weather: Hazy

Parker McKenzie pass complete to Cedric Gilbert for 19 yds for a TD, , 8 plays, 60 yards, 4:19

Part 1: Harris Conner Healy,Darlene and David's preemie daughter,finally arrives home and Darlene decides to stay in the Conner nest for a while and DJ begrudgingly gives up his room and heads for David's former space in the basement.When Mark and Becky come to visit Harris,it is revealed that they too are expecting; Mark wants to spread the news but Becky opts to keep it quiet until things are going more smoothly with Harris.Darlene is apprehensive about overstaying their welcome but when she questions her mother,Roseanne says she wants them to stay forever.Darlene would like that too,so she's relieved.Leon and his husband announce that they will be adopting a little girl,Nadia,who needs a family.
A snowstorm threatens Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas, but saves Roseanne's job.

Markus, Erin, and Jeremiah have been taken into captivity at Valhalla Sector. Jeremiah endures torture to keep VS from obtaining the vaccine for the Big Death. Meanwhile, Kurdy must decide whether to trust Lee Chen again. Chen admits he was a double agent, but claims to be on Thunder Mountain's side, and he has a plan to rescue their friends.

;Top passers
* TCU – Trevone Boykin 27/32, 436 yards, 4 TD
* ISU – Sam B. Richardson 22/36, 251 yards
;Top rushers
* TCU – Trevone Boykin 13 attempts, 74 yards, 1 TD
* ISU – Mike Warren 22 attempts, 78 yards, 1 TD
;Top receivers
* TCU – Josh Doctson 10 receptions, 190 yards, 2 TD
* ISU – Allen Lazard 5 receptions, 147 yards, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* TCU – Nick Orr 10 tackles
* ISU – Kamari Cotton–Moya 9 tackles

Location in Douglas County and the state of Colorado

Mary and guest Linda Lavin are distracted during their performance by a televised award ceremony on which they are competing in the same category.

Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene proposes to David and announces that she's pregnant.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine; and Darlene commiserates with a drunken Jackie about her frustrations over being the little sister.

rerecorded instrumental from Sound of Sunforest, 1969

Zach Conque 1 Yd Run , 8 plays, 65 yards, 3:08

Dan loves that DJ wants to be a hockey player but has a hard time teaching him, so Fisher offers to help. Jackie breaks up with him "before he dumps" her "for a younger woman." When Roseanne convinces her to get back together with him, she ends up moving in with him.
Dan finally returns home, but he treats Roseanne coolly, and Jackie catches him on the phone flirting with his mother's nurse.

Austin Nelson 2 Yd pass from Daniel Sams, Trent Manuel Kick; 4 plays, 39 yards, 1:50

Jackie realizes her hidden talent as a samplesperson as she and Roseanne take jobs at a grocery store. Meanwhile, Dan and David fight about Mark being DJ's role model.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Daniel Sams 76 Yd Run, Trent Manuel Kick; 3 plays, 80 yards, 1:33

Location of teams in 2015–16 Ekstraklasa

Roseanne awaits a special Valentine's Day gift from Dan; Darlene is disappointed when her crush asks Becky to the dance instead.
Notes: Tobey Maguire guest stars as a friend of Barry, Darlene's crush.

Ryan Ross 4 Yd Run, , 8 plays, 69 yards, 3:39
Trent Manuel 36 yd field goal, 10 plays, 42 yards, 4:41

It's tax season and Roseanne and Dan are contemplating how they can make the process easier. Dan stresses out as he cannot figure how to fill out the tax document. Roseanne tries her hand at the package but ends up traveling to the IRS office with Dan.

B.J. Kelly 12 Yd Run, Travis Shinn Kick; 10 plays, 66 yards, 4:53

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub despite constant interruptions from her family, and ends up having a dream about murdering her husband and kids. The dream ends with Roseanne on trial, her family back from the dead to testify on her behalf, and a lavish musical number.
Dan accidentally knocks out Roseanne's tooth the day the health inspector- who turns out to be Leon- visits. After Darlene and David finally consummate their relationship, Darlene is accepted to a Chicago art school, but David is not; can she leave him? Bob Odenkirk appears in this episode.

The Conners enjoy torturing Darlene by making her think they're giving her a Sweet-Sixteen party for her birthday. The Conners meet their new neighbors, Ty Tilden and his daughters Charlotte and Molly .
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healey

Dan struggles to accept the unlikely pairing of Ed and Crystal, especially when Crystal announces that she's pregnant.

Guest Hal Linden acts as peacemaker when Mary has a falling out with producer Harry Sinclair over a misquote in a gossip column.

Jackie and Mark attend a wrestling match, where Jackie ends up fighting the Black Widow . DJ's first sexual experience looms and he consults Mark, who isn't helpful.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Referee: Mike Defee • Umpire: Robert Richeson • Linesman: Al Green • Line judge: Kelly Deterding • Back judge: Terry Jones • Field judge: Joe Blubaugh • Side judge: Lo Van Pham • Center judge: Mike Cuttone

Roseanne gets DJ to help Darlene cut her own allowance. Jackie and Fred split.

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Roseanne has been trying to get pregnant for months, but Jackie is the one with the big announcement when she finds out that she's pregnant from her 1-night stand with Fred.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo. She gains popularity at school, but Roseanne has to visit the principal. Dan has plans for Becky's suspension.
Bert , an emotionally needy architect at Dan's new job site adopts the Conners as a surrogate family, much to their terror.
A Saturday at the Conners means chilling out and relaxing but Dan believes he can conquer fixing the truck while relaxing. Roseanne & Dan place a friendly wager to see if Dan and the gang can fix the truck in the afternoon.

;First quarter
*TOL – 11:39 Jameson Vest 30 yd field goal good
*ISU – 06:34 Cole Netten 35 yd field goal good
*TOL – 01:16 Alonzo Russell 3 yd pass from Phillip Ely, Jameson Vest XP good
;Second quarter
*TOL – 07:17 Jameson Vest 19 yd field goal good
*ISU – 03:50 D'Vario Montgomery 59 yd pass from Sam B. Richardson, Cole Netten XP good
;Third quarter
*TOL – 11:32 Alex Zmolik 0 yd fumble recovery, Jameson Vest XP good
;Fourth quarter
*ISU – 11:23 Trever Ryen 1 yd run, Cole Netten XP good
*ISU – 06:27 Cole Netten 47 yd field goal good
;First overtime
*ISU – 15:00 Cole Netten 44 yd field goal good
*TOL – 15:00 Jameson Vest 42 yd field goal good
;Second overtime
*TOL – 15:00 Damion Jones–Moore 10 yd run, Jameson Vest XP good

Joe Minden pass complete to Devonn Brown for 8 yds for a TD, , 10 plays, 49 yards, 3:43

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David Hamm 33 Yd Run, Trent Manuel Kick; 1 play, 28 yards, 0:09
Daniel Sams run for 4 yds for a TD, , 14 plays, 90 yards, 6:49

Cedric Gilbert 8 Yd pass from Parker McKenzie, Zach Lehr Kick; 8 plays, 65 yards, 4:08

Someone on the inside has been sabotaging things at Thunder Mountain and Lee Chen is in charge of the investigation. Mister Smith leads Jeremiah and Kurdy to a small town full of smart children, who will need defending. Jeremiah learns the truth about Libby's death, and Daniel's army strikes at Thunder Mountain itself, both inside and out.

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Dan is reluctant to give Becky driving lessons. Meanwhile, the whole family awaits the results of a more serious test being taken by Roseanne.
Depressed because Becky still won't see him, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and puts his fist through the jukebox. Dan tends to him, then must lie to Roseanne and Becky.
Darlene decides to attend the prom with David, and then take him to a motel room afterward. Are both of them ready for sex? Is either one ready? Tim Curry appears in this episode.
Dan and Roseanne aren't home, but Becky is in charge. She invites her friend Dana over to do homework, and soon they need a break, and a drink from the Conner bar. Becky whips up a few 'Tornadoes' and the girls get drunk. A hung-over Becky is left to explain herself when Dana's mother comes asking questions the following day.
Determined to attend a faraway rock concert, Becky and Darlene arrange a Mother's-Day spa-pampering for Roseanne, who is thrilled until she discovers their ulterior motive. Roseanne grounds D.J. from TV for the weekend after she gets a bad report from his math teacher, and chides Dan for always leaving the punishments up to her. Dan cooks up a unique punishment for Becky and Darlene for their duplicity.

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Location of Aarhus in the European Union and Denmark

Bush, David 22 yd pass from Sams, Daniel 6 plays, 70 yards, TOP 2:51

Brent Smith and Dave Bassett, except where noted

Jackie doesn't want Bev spending so much time at the house and is upset and baffled that Fred likes spending so much time with her. DJ doesn't want to kiss a girl named Gina at school for a play. Roseanne, feeling that DJ is being forced to do something he doesn't want to, meets with his teacher, who tells Roseanne that DJ does not want to kiss Gina because she is black. Roseanne confronts DJ and tells him he has to kiss her, but he refuses and Dan supports his decision. After a fight with Chuck Dan questions his own bigotry, and he tells DJ he has to kiss Gina. Roseanne confronts her own bigotry when a man stops by late at night at the Lunchbox and she is afraid to let him in until he tells her he is Gina's father. He angrily confronts her and leaves her wondering if she was afraid to let him in because he was a man or because he was black.

Closing tag: Bev is at Jackie and Fred's again annoying Jackie. When Jackie goes to bed, Bev reveals her true self, with a lower voice she smokes a cigar, drinks a beer and shares a few laughs with Fred.

Ratings 24.9 million viewers 16.9 rating/25 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Estelle Parsons

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy.

After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show with a news commentator who has a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook". Meanwhile, David plans for the wedding, but offends Bev as well.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Reluctant to leave, Dan asks Jackie about Edgar Wellman's relationship with Roseanne. Jackie confirms, but Roseanne returns to Dan. As they reconcile, they receive a call from Jackie: Darlene is in labor and has been given a drug to stop her from delivering a premature baby.
Roseanne tries to persuade Darlene to wear something feminine and formal to her school dance. Meanwhile, it's evaluation time at work for Roseanne and Bonnie, but the inspector is more interested in trying to seduce Leon. Roseanne and Bonnie learn that Leon is gay when his boyfriend stops by the restaurant.

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In the first part of this one hour clip show special, a young Roseanne and Jackie go to a fortuneteller to look into the future, where they find Jackie taking an adult, autistic DJ to a psychiatrist. In the second half, sitcom moms point the finger at Rosey about parenting.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

When Dan's father misses an alimony payment he feels forced to give his mother money. Fred asks Jackie about her sexual history, then he regrets asking.

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Beth Mowins , Anthony Becht & Paul Carcaterra

When DJ's teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist that offends many of the parents, but not the Conners. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for their Thanksgiving celebration, and they do it their way.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Guest stars: Martin Mull, Danny Masterson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Traci Lords

Referee: Cooper Castleberry • Umpire: Jim Adams • Linesman: Bill Scott • Line judge: Frank LeBlanc • Back judge: Joel Wetzel • Field judge: Randy Smith • Side judge: Fulton Carson • Center judge: Stacy Hardin

Ryan Ross 58 Yd Run, , 7 plays, 94 yards, 3:19

Roseanne is rear-ended by Mrs. Wellman and must rest for awhile, and without any apology from Mrs. Wellman, Roseanne considers suing her.
The Conners are picked for a Rodbell's commercial, much to Darlene's embarrassment. Leon and his partner break up. The Bowmans are moving back to Chicago.

Jeremiah and Kurdy learn that Lee Chen is a spy who's been keeping information about the Big Death from Markus. They soon learn of a group of adults who had natural immunity to the Big Death and have been collecting information about the disease's origin and imminent return... and the truth about Valhalla Sector.

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Game One: Northern Iowa Panthers at Iowa State Cyclones – Game summary

While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's. DJ gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book, and Mark cooks a 'special' dinner for the Conner clan.

Note: Last appearance of Michael O'Keefe as Fred.

Kody Edwards 11 Yd pass from Jordan Scelfo, Two-Point Pass Conversion Failed; 10 plays, 90 yards, 4:46

Mev Ajdin 1 Yd Run, Travis Shinn Kick; 10 plays, 63 yards, 5:29

The Connors are called to DJ's school to discuss the "obscene" reading material he has brought to school—which turns out to be one of Darlene's comic books. Later, Darlene—looking for DJ so she can chew him out—finds Jackie in the bathroom, covered with bruises. She asks her mother what happened; Roseanne presses Jackie for information and learns that Fisher beat her up. Dan then beats up Fisher and lands in jail. Ed Begley, Jr. appears in this episode. Also Brice Beckham appears.

Nick Tilsley: Owner Leanne Battersby: Owner Gail Platt: Cleaner Steph Britton: Waitress/Barmaid/Supervisor Andy Carver: Barman Robert Preston: Chef

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother. The two of them end up the main event in a series of bickering and snickering that flows through the holiday feast. After everone is finished eating, and complaining about everyone else, Dan gets a huge shock, when he finds his father is romancing Crystal.
Guest star: Ann Wedgeworth as Audrey

Jeremiah and Kurdy are told to bring Theo to Thunder Mountain, as part of Markus' plans to unite the local community leaders. Not all of Thunder Mountain agrees, though, and some plot to discredit Markus and his plan.

Roseanne decides to open a loose-meat restaurant with Jackie and Nancy. When she can't get a bank loan, she goes to her mother as a last resort; in order for Bev to agree to put up another $10,000, the trio reluctantly let her become their 4th partner. Molly confronts Darlene about D.J.'s voyeurism, and Darlene confronts Molly about Molly's flirtatious behavior with David.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healey

Roseanne ignores Dan and drives around town eating fast food and listening to radio shows. She thinks Dan had an affair because of her appearance.As Dan packs his bags to leave,he and DJ have a huge fight.In the heat of anger,DJ goes to a video store and meets his soul mate,Heather .Dan heads back to California,but at the last moment he cancels his flight and moves into a motel near the airport.

The Alliance recruits another town, Ridgeway, to its side, but when Sims, one of the leaders in Daniel's army hears about it, he decides to make an example out of them, enslaving the populace and burning the town. Smith struggles with information from God about Libby. When he's left alone with her during Sims' attack on another town considering the Alliance, he makes a startling discovery, and must take drastic action.

Dan's mother Audrey ,visits unexpectedly and keeps trying to kill her son for putting her away for so many years.Roseanne finally decides to end it all with a simple backyard battle.
Special guest star: Debbie Reynolds

Council/Administrator Council/Administrator

Roseanne doesn't get along with her new neighbor, snobby and overprotective Kathy Bowman, although D.J. and Kathy's son Todd become fast friends. However, after a particularly nasty argument with Kathy, Roseanne has to eat some crow for D.J.'s sake.
Roseanne, shocked to find a bag of marijuana in David's room, immediately punishes him for possession. David thinks it's Darlene's, so he covers for her by saying it's his. But Dan realizes that it's a 20-year-old stash of his and Roseanne's, so they and Jackie indulge once again for old times' sake...

Jeremiah and Kurdy travel to meet again with Theo. They don't find her but they do find trouble in a brothel and end up helping out the circus.

Referee: Dan Romeo • Umpire: Scott Teifer • Linesman: Andy Warner • Line judge: Marc Bovos • Back judge: Chris Alston • Field judge: Ed Vinzant • Side judge: Craig Faulkner • Alternate: Ken Ray

Teleplay: Janet Leahy and Richard Kaplan

Leon begins to pay more attention to Fred who acts overly annoyed about it, Nancy and Leon think Fred doth protest too much. When Leon hosts a Halloween party, all his gay friends seem to know Fred quite well and Roseanne becomes convinced that Fred is gay. Roseanne is also convinced that Bev is going bald and wears a wig, and she is shocked to see a wig in the style of Bev's hair at her hairdresser.

Closing tag: Bev admits she is bald and takes off her "wig". Then everyone else in the family take off their wigs to show they are bald too. Realizing she has been pranked, Roseanne takes out a detonation device and blows up the house.

Ratings - 29.7 million viewers 19.2 rating/30 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn, Estelle Parsons

De'Andre Brown 61 Yd Run , 6 plays, 61 yards, 3:10

Teleplay: Brad Isaacs and Maxine Lapiduss

* Washington Redskins *
* Cincinnati Bengals *
* Georgia Force
* Kansas City Command
* New Orleans VooDoo *
* Hamilton Tiger-Cats

* Seattle Seahawks

Teleplay: Leif Sandaas and Cynthia Hogle

Guest stars: Danny Masterson

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Roseanne gets a second job at the Lobo Lounge, but soon discovers that she and Dan are spending too much time apart.

Alex Ball 38 yd field goal, 9 plays, 54 yards, 3:01
Robert Sylvester 44 Yd pass from Zach Conque , 4 plays, 40 yards, 1:17

Højeste punkt i byen er Hasle Bakker, Jelshøj er højeste punkt i kommunen

;First quarter
*IOWA – 05:44 Marshall Koehn 49 yd field goal good
*ISU – 02:07 Cole Netten 37 yd field goal good
;Second quarter
*ISU – 13:12 Quenton Bundrage 11 yd pass from Sam B. Richardson, Cole Netten XP good
*IOWA – 04:24 Tevaun Smith 14 yd pass from C. J. Beathard, Marshall Koehn XP good
*ISU – 02:19 Jauan Wesley 29 yd pass from Sam B. Richardson, Cole Netten XP good
;Third quarter
*IOWA – 10:05 Matt VandeBerg 3 yd pass from C. J. Beathard, Marshall Koehn XP good
;Fourth quarter
*IOWA – 02:14 Riley McCarron 25 yd pass from C. J. Beathard, Marshall Koehn XP good
*IOWA – 01:05 Jordan Canzeri 1 yd run, Marshall Koehn XP good

Herschel Sims 9 Yd Run, Zach Lehr Kick; 7 plays, 68 yards, 2:54

The Chateau D'Isaster Tapes: Scenario/Audition/No Rehearsal

Justice Liggins 38 Yd pass from Zach Conque , 9 plays, 71 yards, 3:10

Director, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

B.J. Kelly 12 Yd Run, Travis Shinn Kick; 4 plays, 18 yards, 1:07

Kurdy visits his old home, from prior to the Big Death. Jeremiah searches for a vaccine which could inoculate against the Big Death. Kurdy remembers some dark secrets from his childhood regarding his parents' deaths.

Teleplay: Lois Bromfield and Scott Burton

David is devastated by his break-up with Darlene, when Roseanne tries to tell him to move on he angrily tells her about Darlene's drug use at college. Roseanne and Dan confront Darlene, though she denies it, David reveals he saw her do it and feels she will do it again. Roseanne is furious and refuses to allow Darlene to return to college. Darlene convinces Dan she won't do it again, though he won't admit it, he does try to convince Roseanne to let Darlene go back to school. Roseanne is adamant about keeping Darlene home until she realizes David only told her about Darlene's drug use for his own selfish reasons. Though Roseanne can't trust Darlene, she is willing to let her go back to school.

Ratings - 25.4 million viewers 17.0 rating/26 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

;Top passers
* ISU – Sam B. Richardson 25/42, 269 yards, 1 TD
* TOL – Phillip Ely 11/28, 138 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* ISU – Mike Warren 21 attempts, 126 yards
* TOL – Kareem Hunt 24 attempts, 129 yards
;Top receivers
* ISU – D'Vario Montgomery 4 receptions, 97 yards, 1 TD
* TOL – Corey Jones 4 receptions, 54 yards
;Top tacklers
* ISU – Kamari Cotton–Moya 6 tackles
* TOL – Jaylen Coleman 16 tackles

David and Mark fight over Stacy , a Lunch Box waitress. Jackie confronts Fred about their boring sex life.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Jackie sees Darlene's car at a motel and tells Roseanne, who thinks Darlene and David have broken their promise to abstain from having sex. Roseanne is shocked to learn that Darlene is seeing a guy named Jimmy and David knows. David gives Darlene an ultimatum about Jimmy, when she chooses Jimmy, Darlene and David break-up. Dan admits to Jackie that he is afraid about having another baby, Jackie assures him he is always a wreck when Roseanne gets pregnant and Roseanne always comforts him, but when Dan tells Roseanne his fears, Roseanne lashes out at him. Roseanne later reveals to Jackie she is also scared and Jackie convinces her to confide in Dan. She tries to tell Dan, but ends up comforting him like always.

Closing tag: Throughout the episode family members drink milk from the fridge that is sour, then put it back in the fridge. Dan is the last one to drink the milk and ends up convulsing, but manages to get the milk back in the fridge before passing out on the kitchen floor.

Ratings - 28.6 million viewers 18.6 rating/28 share http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

The girls watch a slasher-horror film, and Roseanne has been losing sleep, due to what she believes are Darlene's re-occurring nightmares. When the truth is revealed, that the scary movie isn't behind the insomnia, Roseanne learns that Darlene is entering puberty.

Roseanne, Jackie and the family finally arrive home from all the excitement! Roseanne is disappointed that Dan hasn't returned from his trip yet.Her Thanksgiving is being catered, so she and Jackie open the Lunch Box as a soup kitchen.Bev reveals more than she intended during Thanksgiving dinner.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Our review found that CDC did not always monitor recipients' use of President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief funds in accordance with departmental and other Federal requirements. CDC implements PEPFAR, working with ministries of health and other public health partners to combat HIV/AIDS by strengthening health systems and building sustainable HIV/AIDS programs in more than 75 countries in Africa, Asia, Central and South America, and the Caribbean. HHS receives PEPFAR funds from the Department of State through a memorandum of agreement. There was evidence that the CDC performed some monitoring of recipients' use of PEPFAR funds. However, most of the award files did not include all required documents or evidence to demonstrate that CDC performed required monitoring on all cooperative agreements. Of the 30 cooperative agreements in our sample, the award file for only 1 agreement contained all required documents. The remaining 29 award files were incomplete. In addition, 14 of 21 files were missing audit reports. The lack of required documentation demonstrates that CDC has not exercised proper stewardship over Federal PEPFAR funds because it did not consistently follow departmental and other Federal requirements in monitoring PEPFAR recipients.

Ygritte is killed during the Battle of Castle Black.

rerecorded song from Sound of Sunforest, 1969; film version differs from soundtrack version

Referee: Brad Van Vark • Umpire: Michael Cooper • Linesman: George Gusman • Line judge: Jerod Phillips • Back judge: Brian Ernest • Field judge: Jason Ledet • Side judge: Gene Semko • Center judge: Brian Alos

Roseanne meets First Lady Hillary Clinton ,after saving her family and Dr. Bakshmi from women-hating terrorists on a train to Washington D.C. Steven Seagal, Mike Tyson and Don King appear in this episode.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Joe Minden pass complete to Reggie Begelton for 10 yds for a TD, , 13 plays, 77 yards, 4:47
Joshawa West 21 Yd Run , 9 plays, 67 yards, 4:25
Dallas Sealey pass complete to Byron Proctor for 6 yds for a touchdown

Daniel Sams 2 Yd Run, Trent Manuel Kick; 7 plays, 36 yards, 3:37

Becky breaks up with Mark. Roseanne and Dan can finally relax...but is the break really permanent?

The Thunder Mountain team help out a settlement, hoping to receive intelligence should Valhalla Sector come that way. Jeremiah encounters his 'brother' Ezekiel and learns more of the fate of his father.

DJ's new girlfriend , who Roseanne actually likes, is bossing him around, and their relationship causes problems at school. Jackie and Fred see a psychologist about their anger issues.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Dev Alahan: Owner Sophie Webster: Shop Assistant

DJ is being bullied at school and Dan offers to teach him how to fight. DJ reveals his own patent moves for getting out of a fight which involves lying on the ground in the fetal position. David asks Dan to teach him how to fight, but Roseanne stops Dan, telling him David only wants to learn how to fight to impress Darlene, because Jimmy is a boxer. She tells him to encourage David to feel good about himself which Dan struggles with. Jackie and Roseanne head to Chicago to meet Jimmy. Roseanne dislikes Jimmy and tells Jackie she really wants David and Darlene back together. When DJ beats up David, Dan tries to comfort David and discovers David wasn't trying to impress Darlene, but was trying to impress Dan.

Closing tag: Fred and Dan argue over a basketball game and Fred uses DJ's fetus position to avoid a fight. Dan gloats until he hears Roseanne come home and joins Fred. This references a pivotal scene in the 1979 film version of the novel The Great Santini, in which Michael O'Keefe played Ben, the title character's oldest son.

Ratings - 27.4 million viewers 18 rating/27 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

Markus tried to bring order out of chaos but is meeting resistance from the new young leaders. Theo is his unlikely choice for a possible ally but she has a surprising reason for being preoccupied. One person everyone at the leaders' meeting seems to have heard of, but never seen, is the mysterious Daniel who controls an area on the East Coast. When his representative arrives, Theo makes an astonishing declaration that sets new wheels in motion.

Roseanne is heartbroken when Darlene refuses to drive to Chicago with her. In the hope that she will stay, David asks Darlene to marry him. Roseanne eventually goes to Darlene's Chicago apartment and stays the night, and they have a mother-daughter talk.

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Jackie has finally found 'the one,' but can the relationship withstand Roseanne's meddling?
An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar. Dan and Jackie are pushing a usually outspoken Roseanne to stick up for herself, because she is now at a loss for words. Hostility and stir-craziness abound, but the biggest shock comes when Bev announces that they are moving to Lanford.

Mary is plagued by guilt when guest star Ken Howard makes calamitous purchases of a house and a car at her urging. Meanwhile, her longtime personal assistant Iris quits her position to pursue a career in real estate and is replaced by overly officious corporate secretary Arlene Hoffman.

Temperature: 76° • Wind: SW 18 • Weather: Mostly cloudy

Daniel Palladino and William Lucas Walker
Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge at home when they start working 15-hour days. DJ starts to feel neglected. This episode features the first appearance of Dan Butler as Art.

Chicago Police Department
*Patrol officer
*Intelligence Unit

Game Five: Iowa State Cyclones at Texas Tech Red Raiders – Game summary

When Bev breaks her pelvis at the retirement home, she claims she fell in the shower but Roseanne discovers the real story. Fred pops the question to Jackie.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Darlene begs Roseanne to let David move in with them; after immediately refusing, Roseanne relents when she realizes that his situation really is intolerable.

Brent Smith and Dave Bassett except where noted

From Henry Purcell's Music for the Funeral of Queen Mary

Roseanne thinks David likes someone other than Darlene, so the two reconcile after much poking and prodding.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky’s first boyfriend. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes; if he wins she’ll have to spend the night with him.
As Roseanne takes Jackie to the hospital and Darlene bails Dan out of jail, the story of Dan's defending Jackie quickly spreads through town. Meanwhile, Fisher begs Jackie to come back to him. Roseanne is prepared to attack him herself, but learns that Jackie is strong enough to make her own decisions.
Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts. But the plan backfires when Dan’s true feelings about Roseanne’s sister, Jackie, are laid bare – he thinks she is a meddlesome moocher. This forces a confrontation between the in-laws.
Roseanne dresses as a male trucker for Halloween and mingles with some guys at the Lobo Lounge. Dan is upset about DJ wanting to be a witch for Halloween.
DJ's teacher informs Dan and Roseanne that he is having difficulties at school and they fight over who will deal with the problem. Dan is upset because he thinks Roseanne doesn't respect his parenting skills. He learns from Mark that the problem is that DJ has begun having erections in class - preventing him from rising to go the front of the class - and so Dan tells DJ how to cover up. But Roseanne isn't satisfied with this solution and tries to do better by telling DJ about her first menstruation, which sends him away screaming, making Dan feel validated about his own parenting skills.

Roseanne tries—in vain—to be cool at the hospital. We learn that DJ performed CPR on Dan to keep him alive. Dan's hospital room is the venue for Darlene and David's scaled-down reception.

Note: Last appearance of Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy.

Game Four: Kansas Jayhawks at Iowa State Cyclones – Game summary

DJ tries to get out of his busboy job at the Lunchbox, Roseanne refuses to fire him until he starts to tell Leon a few of Roseanne's secret work habits. David starts getting attention from girls and he begins dating again, but is upset when Mark reveals Darlene and Jimmy plan to move in together. David goes to Chicago and meets Jimmy, posing as Darlene's peer counselor Craig, he tells Jimmy about Darlene's serious mental health issues. Roseanne schemes to get DJ back to the Lunchbox and tells Dan that DJ needs to learn a work ethic, so Dan gives DJ a job at his work, forcing Roseanne to reveal that she really wants to spend more time with DJ. DJ reluctantly returns to the Lunchbox, but is glad he did when he sees the new busgirl Staci . Jimmy confronts David with his lies about Darlene, believing instead that David is gay and interested in him, while Darlene finds out about David's lies and is disgusted by his desperate behavior.

Closing tag: In a parody of a porn movie called "Lunch Box Girls", Roseanne, Staci and Jackie star as horny waitresses working at "The Box". When a male customer comes in they undress him with the promise of getting hot, sweaty, gooey and slippery and end up making him clean out the grease trap while they watch.

Ratings 25.9 million viewers 17.3 rating/27 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

It's Ed Conner's turn to favor the family with a surprise visit. He announces that he and Crystal are involved and planning to marry.
DJ begins skipping school. Roseanne is tired of Darlene and David's separation, so hosts a weekend for the two. When Darlene discovers that it was her mother's plan, she and DJ team up to plot revenge against her. Jackie refuses to date Fred again after their 1-night stand.
Darlene vandalizes the Lunch Box and Roseanne forces her to sell loose-meat sandwiches at the Lanford Days concession. Vegetarian Darlene is chagrined, but the town is thrilled when their festival is visited by a celebrity, Loretta Lynn.

CDC's office in Windhoek, Namibia , is responsible for PEPFAR funds awarded to government agencies and for-profit and non-profit organizations in Namibia. Our audit found that CDC Namibia did not always monitor recipients' use of PEPFAR funds in accordance with HHS and other Federal requirements. There was evidence that CDC Namibia performed some monitoring of recipients' use of PEPFAR funds. However, most of the recipient cooperative agreement files did not include required documents or evidence that CDC Namibia had monitored all cooperative agreements. CDC Namibia did not consistently monitor the cooperative agreements in accordance with HHS and other Federal requirements because it did not have written policies and procedures for the monitoring process. As a result, CDC Namibia did not have assurance that PEPFAR funds were used as intended by law. We recommended that CDC Namibia implement standard operating procedures for monitoring recipients' use of PEPFAR funds. CDC concurred with our recommendation.

Featuring: Bob Nickman, Diane Dorsey

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy.

Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan’s $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation. Note: This is Michael Fishman's first appearance as D.J.
Roseanne and Dan think it's time to talk to Becky about birth control...then they catch Darlene making out on their couch.
Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory. After he raises the cap on the quotas yet again, Roseanne approaches him to try to get him to ease off. The boss agrees, but he needs a favor from her, in return. They come to a temporary agreement that results in a permanent solution. Final regular appearance of George Clooney as Booker.

Writing episodes for TV shows such as ALF, My Name Is Earl and Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Bev embarrasses a heavily pregnant Jackie;Nana Mary reveals a secret about Bev's marriage; Becky prepares the feast; and Dan and Mark battle.

Note: Sarah Chalke is added to the opening credits.

Norris Cole: Owner Rita Sullivan: Supervisor Mary Taylor: Newsagent Emily Bishop: Tempoary Newsagent Craig Tinker: Paperboy

Darlene mouths off about a girl at school, and Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist.

Former shop use, Elliott and Son Master Butchers

Dan's old bandmates roll into Lanford to play, and Dan gets a dose of regret, infused with a tad of depression. Roseanne talks to the band and gets Dan a little stage time, which he fully enjoys.

Note: Blues Traveler, who guest starred in the episode, would compose the show's theme song next season.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

The Conners' old biker pal Ziggy roars into town, making them feel old, fat, and trapped. In the end, they realize that while their lives are not what they had planned, they still feel fulfillment.

Nancy Walker becomes a candidate to fill a vacancy on the board of the Actors League, thereby driving everyone on The Mary McKinnon Show to utter distraction. When she receives news of her victory, Nancy insists on everyone following the rules and regulations of the actor's union to the letter which results in rehearsal chaos for Mary.

Milton, Derrick 4 yd run , 7 plays, 60 yards, TOP 2:39

Nancy thinks that Dan doesn't like her, and Roseanne soon realizes she is right. Darlene and David scheme to terrify Roseanne on Halloween.
Crystal recommends Roseanne for a job at the beauty shop that she frequents, doing the same tasks that she does at home for free. Roseanne is hesitant, but once interviewed, is persuaded into the position by the shop owner. After a short time on the job, she is given a raise, and more responsibility.

Cedric Gilbert 55 Yd pass from Parker McKenzie , 6 plays, 77 yards, 1:27

Mark breaks up with Becky because he thinks he isn't good enough for her, and Becky is mad at Roseanne for making her push Mark to go to school. In Chicago, Darlene and David's relationship is becoming strained. Roseanne finds out from Mark's roommate, Roy , that David has been living with Darlene in Chicago. Going to Chicago and bringing David back home with her, she tries to hide the truth about David's situation from Dan.

Trent Manuel 22 Yd Field Goal; 5 plays, 43 yards, 1:52

Dan has lunch with old flame Phyllis Zimmer , and has trouble keeping it from Roseanne. Vicki Lawrence appears in this episode.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Teleplay: William Lucas Walker and Lawrence Broch

A Deutsche Grammophon Recording conducted by Ferenc Fricsay

Fred and Jackie are unsure about getting married and call off the ceremony; then Fred, who had thought Jackie was having an affair with Dan, realizes that was unreasonable and begs her to marry him. The bride breastfeeds her infant at the altar.
Story: Timothy Schlattmann and Perry Dance

Roseanne and Dan are anxious about her pregnancy, and DJ steps up and says he will help with whatever is needed. There is good news, but the celebration is dimmed by another fight.

Ratings 25.4 million viewers 17.5 rating/27 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

From top and left to right: Aarhus skyline, Aarhus City Hall, Isbjerget, Park Allé

Roseanne and Dan must adjust to losing their bike shop and money, and they begin to seek new jobs. Meanwhile, Mark gets a great job offer in Minnesota and Becky runs off with him and they get married.

Game Seven: Iowa State Cyclones at Baylor Bears – Game summary

Parker McKenzie pass complete to Cedric Gilbert for 1 yd for a TD, , 7 plays, 74 yards, 2:03

Teleplay: Chuck Lorre and Maxine Lapiduss

The 8 Canada Square tower, HSBC's headquarters in Canary Wharf, London

Jonathan Epps 6 Yd pass from Parker McKenzie, Zach Lehr Kick; 5 plays, 64 yards, 2:07

Ronnie , Roseanne's obnoxious, wealthy cousin comes to town, hoping to end the feud that began years ago when she did not put Roseanne in her wedding party. Ronnie then encourages Darlene to take her savings and follow her to New York City.

Blake Veasley run for 4 yds for a TD, , 12 plays, 70 yards, 4:58

Lloyd Mullaney: Co-owner Steve McDonald: Co-owner Eileen Grimshaw: Switch operator Michael Rodwell: Switch operator "Fat" Brenda: Night time switch operator

* New England Patriots
* Denver Broncos

Tyrion Lannister aiming a crossbow at his father, Tywin.

Roseanne is threatened at work, prompting the girls to sign up for a self-defense class. When Arnie returns for Nancy, he learns about her lesbian lifestyle.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healey

Wallace Scott 97 Yd Fumble Return, Trent Manuel Kick; 5 plays, 77 yards, 2:25

After the Conners receive a small inheritance from Great-Aunt Harriet, they decide to go out for a nice dinner, with their limits already set, until Darlene unexpectedly pops in. Meanwhile, DJ is contemplating what to spend his own personal inheritance, $500. Darlene spends her visit home alienating the family and hurling insults, until the family finally bites back. DJ buys a trombone.
Roseanne is summoned to a parent/teacher conference after Darlene has been barking in class. Stressed from the pressures of coping with home and work, she lashes out at Dan for not doing his share. Note: This episode is the only one in which Sal Barone played DJ Conner. He was subsequently replaced by Michael Fishman.
Roseanne and Jackie's father dies and his mistress shows up for the funeral, causing friction between Roseanne and Jackie. Roseanne is upset to learn that her father was never sorry for the abuse he inflicted on her as a child.

DJ has been attending church secretly , and now he gives Roseanne grief about morals when she wants to keep a stove that was delivered in error. Jesco White makes a cameo appearance, clogging during the credits.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healey

When Bev pays a surprise visit, Roseanne tricks Jackie into coming over for her share of torture. But she's crushed to learn that Bev had always considered Roseanne 'ordinary' and thought Jackie had more potential.
Jackie and Roseanne head for Kansas City to meet their father's mistress. Dan goes to beat up Becky's boss for being grossly disrespectful to her, but finds that Mark has beaten him to it.

Children are being abducted at an old fairground; the children believe it to be Vampires and that Jeremiah is their saviour.

With a full dinner table and a home-cooked meal, Roseanne daydreams about the lottery winnings; from a riot on the Jerry Springer Show to a glamorous photo shoot with Jackie and Hugh Hefner.

Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.

Note: This is the second of three episodes this season to feature Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy.

Game Six: TCU Horned Frogs at Iowa State Cyclones – Game summary

A Big Death survivor Frederick Monash knows the truth about Daniel. Thunder Mountain wants to find Frederick before Daniel's forces can kill him. The truth: Daniel isn't real! The Leaders of Daniel agree to start war against the Alliance.

Temperature: 67° • Wind: N 5 • Weather: Mostly Sunny

* Ciarán Hinds as Mance Rayder
* Peter Vaughan as Maester Aemon
* Julian Glover as Grand Maester Pycelle
* Ian McElhinney as Barristan Selmy
* Struan Rodger as the Three-Eyed Raven
* Thomas Brodie Sangster as Jojen Reed
* Ellie Kendrick as Meera Reed
* Kristian Nairn as Hodor
* Tara Fitzgerald as Selyse Baratheon
* Dominic Carter as Janos Slynt
* Jacob Anderson as Grey Worm
* Nathalie Emmanuel as Missandei
* Mark Stanley as Grenn
* Ben Crompton as Edd Tollett
* Josef Altin as Pypar
* Daniel Portman as Podrick Payne
* Trevor Allan Davies as Fennesz
* Brenock O'Connor as Olly
* Kerry Ingram as Shireen Baratheon
* Octavia Selena Alexandru as the Child of the Forest
* Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson as Gregor Clegane
* Darren Kent as a grieving father
* Gary Oliver as a Braavosi captain
* Ian Whyte as a Giant

Prince Carlos Charmaine from Moldavia, visits Jackie, with whom he's enamored after seeing her on television. Roseanne warns Jackie to remain distant, until Leon discovers that he's really a prince. The family are invited on a trip to New York with Leon in place of Dan, who's still in California.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Becky's absence has drained Roseanne's Halloween spirit, so she's visited by the Ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and Future--and the future is truly terrifying.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healey

Teleplay: Jessica Pentland & Jennifer Pentland
A snowstorm forces the Conners to be far-flung apart on Christmas Eve: Roseanne, Jackie, Bev, and Nana Mary are stuck at the Lunchbox; Dan, DJ, and Nancy are at the Conner house; and Darlene is at David's, learning about his abusive home life.

The Conners' electricity is cut off when they can't pay their bill. Darlene accidentally spends the night with David and her parents don't believe her when she claims they didn't sleep together. Darlene lashes out at them, accusing them of punishing her for Becky's mistakes. Dan phones Becky, finally thawing the ice between the two.
This episode concluded with a fourth wall-breaking moment of Roseanne and Laurie Metcalf wrestling over the Emmy Award Metcalf won that year. John Goodman eventually joined in before they all ran offstage and out a studio door accompanied by Tom Arnold.

The new nudist couple next door tell the Conners that they are perverted for watching them, so they put up a hedge. David's coffee-time with Becky worries Mark, so he enlists Darlene's help.

Zack Greenlee pass complete to Jamire Jordan for 25 yds for a touchdown, Kody Kroening kick

Roseanne assists Crystal in her Lamaze classes. After a near-fatal accident at work, DJ follows Dan around obsessively. Jackie is offended when she finds out that Roseanne and Dan don't think she's responsible enough to take care of their kids if they die.

Manuel, Trent 43 yd field goal 11 plays, 33 yards, TOP 4:20

Roseanne and Jackie learn that producers want to make a TV-movie about the Conners, but also find out that they want to make distressingly drastic changes: gorgeous actors to play the Conners, less blue-collar plot twists, etc. Meanwhile, Bev, Leon, and Joyce naively reveal all kinds of information about Roseanne's life and past to a tabloid reporter.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Chason Virgil pass complete to Chad Olsen for 4 yds for a touchdown, Kody Kroening kick

Crystal invites Roseanne to bingo while Becky and Darlene look after Little Ed. Roseanne wins in her first game and quickly becomes addicted, which sparks a fight with Crystal. But Crystal's real story is that she's pregnant again and already feels like she's raising Little Ed and her teenage son by herself as Ed is always away on business.

Becky and Darlene feud over Roseanne's baby shower.
Note: Lecy Goranson returned to the role of Becky Conner-Healey. Sarah Chalke made a guest appearance in this episodes closing tag which was a parody of The Patty Duke Show theme, featuring the two Beckys. This tag does not appear on the DVD version of this episode. It was also the last appearance of Natalie West as Crystal.

Jeremiah and Kurdy visit a self-sufficient community with the hope of setting up an alliance. Jeremiah finds an old friend, the person who first started him writing to his father.

Darlene writes a poem in class that wins teacher recognition, and is asked to read it at an assembly in front of the parents and student body. Roseanne is so pleased that Darlene can write, and she is excited to go to the assembly. Darlene chooses not to go, opting to spend the evening at home with Dan, watching the game. Roseanne puts her foot down, and they go to the assembly, where Darlene strikes an emotional chord with all.

Jeremiah and Kurdy visit a village where physical contact is outlawed.

Becky returns home for her things, while Roseanne tries to accept Becky's marriage and tries to cheer up Dan after the loss of his bike shop. Dan refuses to speak to Becky.
Jackie's house is buzzing with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan, who has a hard time dealing with David's duplicity.

Jackie and Roseanne's shopping trip with Jerry turns into a version of Thelma and Louise when they pick up a teenage hitchhiker and run a trucker off the road. Jenna Elfman appears as the hitchhiker.

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Becky and Roseanne are engaged in a particularly nasty string of fights, and Becky begins giving her mother the silent treatment, prompting Roseanne to remove the door to Becky's room to force Becky to open up to her.

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Teleplay: Maxine Lapiduss and Don Foster & Sid Youngers
It's time for the annual Landford Mall-A-Thon and Roseanne and her gang are ready to scout out the deals and spend a lovely Saturday in retail heaven. Roseanne takes her family as she realizes Dan needs new shoes, Becky needs a dress, and Roseanne just needs a day to escape work. Jackie converses.
Bev arrives to help when Roseanne throws her back out, in time for DJ's 10th birthday. Dan's thrilled with a rare opportunity to spoil his kids when he secretly buys DJ a Super Nintendo and strikes a car-buying deal with Becky, but is upset when Bev swoops in and beats him to the punch.

Rami Malek at the premiere of Larrie Crowne in 2011

Roseanne gets alarming news about her pregnancy that she can't confirm with the prenatal clinic. Nana Mary, feeble new husband on her arm, upsets Bev by discussing the 2 abortions she had long ago.

Mary is worried when a brushfire nears her California home and she may be forced to evacuate. At the same time, Dick Van Dyke meets the show's creative team to mull over ideas for a possible guest appearance and they fantasize about what a sketch of The Dick Van Dyke Show would look like on Rob and Laura Petrie's 50th wedding anniversary.

Mark and Becky ride Dan's vintage motorcycle without permission, and Dan finds out when he realizes that Mark tinkered with the engine. Feeling betrayed, especially after defending her earlier, Dan gives Becky the silent treatment while Roseanne decides to confront Mark about his true intentions.

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Roseanne and Jackie are Rodbell's new Santa and Mrs. Claus at Rodbell's; while on duty, Roseanne meets Darlene's new friend Karen...and Karen's son. She feels resentful that Darlene has refused to open up to her but has shared all her writing with Karen.
Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale, so Roseanne proposes a deal. Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card, but will it fool her parents?
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, they take a walk down memory lane & discover that Roseanne has always been the queen to Jackie's minion status. Jackie finds her long-lost doll, "Mrs. Tuttle," that she thought had been 'doll-napped', Roseanne tries to pin the disappearance on a napping Nana Mary but Nana Mary reveals the truth....

Ashcraft, Grant 5 yd run , 11 plays, 76 yards, TOP 4:55

As Darlene and Becky bicker over territory, Roseanne cheers and encourages Dan’s decision to enter a country-western song writing contest in hopes of crooning his way to fame and fortune. The episode features a full length rendition sung by John Goodman. Meanwhile, the friction between Booker, the factory manager, and Jackie heats up.
The Wellman Plastics group is growing tired as Booker continues to lengthen the worker's shifts due to quotas, factory mistakes, etc. Roseanne, queen of the group, cannot take it any longer. When Roseanne completes another long day of work and comes home to the everyday craziness, she must escape and take a breather.

Lee Chen plans to release the Big Death again, but can he keep it under control? Kurdy takes on the responsibility of command and leads men into battle, to make sure the virus is contained. The mysterious Mr. Smith is determined to help him.

* Peter Vaughan as Maester Aemon
* Owen Teale as Alliser Thorne
* Dominic Carter as Janos Slynt
* Mark Stanley as Grenn
* Ben Crompton as Edd Tollett
* Yuri Kolokolnikov as Styr
* Josef Altin as Pyp
* Brenock O'Connor as Olly
* Joseph Gatt as a Thenn Warg
* Ian Whyte as a Giant
* Neil Fingleton as Mag Mar Tun Doh Weg

Alex Ball 21 yd field goal, 4 plays, 4 yards, 2:00

The family goes hog-wild with excitement and with plans to travel to Disney World Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.

Note: Sarah Chalke returned to the role of Becky Conner-Healy. This is the first of three episodes she appeared in this season.

Roseanne's doctor recommends she get a breast reduction to reduce stress on her back. She agrees in spite of a nightmare , in which her breasts are accidentally seriously enlarged.

Jeremiah and Kurdy meet a man who believes himself to be a superhero. They help him save his sister from being raped, but he is killed in the process. Meanwhile, Markus, the leader of Thunder Mountain, has hidden an adult from before the Big Death in a glass room.

Parker McKenzie pass complete to Cody Ennis for 10 yds for a TD, , 8 plays, 59 yards, 2:52

Jeremiah gets captured in a town that looks just like towns did before the Big Death, but he tricks his way free with the other captives.

When Becky and Mark return for Dan's 20th high-school football-team anniversary celebration, Roseanne realizes that Becky and Mark are drifting further apart and schemes to break them up, but maybe Mark isn't the one to blame.

Note: First appearance of Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner.

Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor, but—Drama on the Dance Floor alert!-he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie. When Jackie agrees to have dinner with him, Bev's claws come out!

Guest star: Tony Curtis as Hal

Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Herschel Sims 35 Yd Run, Zach Lehr Kick; 7 plays, 65 yards, 3:14

Daniel Sams pass complete to Tavarious Battiste for 34 yds for a TD, , 6 plays, 66 yards, 2:32

Mary is nervous about performing with her upcoming guest, Gene Kelly. During rehearsals, Mary pulls her back out and is unable to continue. She expresses her disappointment to Gene, and he says he cannot do the dance without her and asks for her help. As she shows him the steps, her back seems to heal. They rehearse and their performance goes on without a hitch.

Zack Greenlee pass complete to Chad Olsen for 31 yds for a TD, Kody Kroening kick good

While the Conners plan to open their own bike shop, Becky comes to Jackie and Roseanne for advice on birth control and reveals that she has already slept with Mark.

Cedric Gilbert 23 Yd pass from Parker McKenzie , 7 plays, 64 yards, 3:11
Alex Ball 41 yd field goal, 5 plays, 11 yards, 2:46

Grant Ashcraft 2 Yd Run, Trent Manuel Kick; 5 plays, 22 yards, 2:09

Mark and David struggle with the concept of feminism. Fred asks Roseanne about ways to propose to Jackie, and uses lines from her favorite soap opera. Roseanne demands passion from Dan, but turns to fantasy instead.

Dominique Thomas run for 1 yd for a TD, , 5 plays, 59 yards, 1:25
Herschel Sims 1–yard run for a touchdown, Nick Grau kick

Roseanne encourages Dan to return to working on the boat in the garage, bringing on a massive Gilligan's Island fantasy transforming family members into the sitcom's characters.

Absent: Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

Roseanne and Dan agree to let Darlene go to art school in Chicago; DJ befriends an annoying neighbor boy .
Happy Birthday Dan! Roseanne and the kids surprise Dan with an extensive birthday breakfast. Later on in the evening, Roseanne throws Dan a party at the Lobo. During the party Dan comes close to being violent but is stopped by Roseanne. Afraid that he will look like a wimp Dan vows that he will beat up the billiards bully the next time he sees him. Becky is invited to Chip's for a dinner.
Roseanne lends more than moral support when Jackie has a role in the community-theater presentation of 'Cyrano de Bergerac.'

Aaron Piper 13 Yd pass from Zach Conque , 10 plays, 97 yards, 1:35

Braxton Bearden 55 Yd pass from Hunter Taylor, Nick Bruno Kick; 3 plays, 57 yards, 1:28

Guest stars: Martin Mull, Sandra Bernhard, Jazzmun
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

Kade Harrington run for 80 yds for a TD, , 1 play, 80 yards, 0:12

Roseanne begins to feel abandoned when Jackie leaves for the police academy for six weeks. When Becky starts to date a 17-year-old, and Darlene goes to her first co-ed party with her, Roseanne feels left out. After attempting to hang out with everyone, she just settles into being alone.

Roy Cropper: Owner Anna Windass: Manageress Gary Windass: Waiter Mary Taylor: Stand-in waitress Cathy Matthews: Waitress

Roseanne gets her hopes up when she is referred by a friend for an office job that would allow her to quit the telemarketing job that she hates. After a quick interview, she lands the job--But the celebration is short lived, when the offer is revoked due to her lack of computer knowledge.
Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion. Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Roseanne. His attempts to explain things to an angry Roseanne bring hilarious results.

* Dev Alahan - Owner
* Sharif Nazir - Investor
* Alya Nazir/Gail Platt - Receptionist
* Zeedan Nazir - Manager

Roseanne and Dan get to the point of no return when they realize they need to lose some weight. Roseanne takes charge and makes a point to put strict restrictions on what the two should and should not eat, but it's she who has the most trouble adapting.
Dan finishes remodeling a house, but is close to losing his own house. Tim Curry appears in this episode. Chris Farley has an uncredited cameo in this episode.
Becky and Darlene think DJ's a psycho when they find his under-the-bed secret stash of dismembered dolls; Jackie is injured in the line of duty and Gary gives her an ultimatum.

Parker McKenzie pass complete to Cedric Gilbert for 3 yds for a TD, , 11 plays, 75 yards, 3:48

Roseanne and Dan shop for a new bed. Becky starts dating Mark, a rebellious teen. First appearance of Glenn Quinn as Mark.

A view of Weatherfield from above Coronation Street

After strict orders from Dan, David finally moves out and works at a not-well-known theme park in Lanford, where he's transformed into an eerily smiling automaton. The episode's name is a reference to Springtime for Hitler. The episode itself was a satire of the Walt Disney Company, who, after having recently acquired the American Broadcasting Company, had made the network's shows film and air Disney-themed episodes, including the immediately preceding episodes "We're Going to Disney World" and "Disney World War II".
Bachelor 1 or Bachelor 2? Becky must decide between her first crush, Chip, and the infamous "Tongue Bandit". The decision worsens when Roseanne & Dan invite Chip's parents over for a family dinner. Later on, Becky is caught with the other guy in the backyard.

Guest stars: Martin Mull, John McConnell

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner

Jackie has started spending time, though not romantically, with a man she met through Stacy. Dan sees them at the Lobo and confronts Jackie, pointing out that if she's not telling Fred about this man, then what she's doing amounts to cheating.

Closing tag: While Roseanne does not appear in the actual episode, she does address the audience and let them know they shouldn't worry, although she needed bed rest and couldn't tape that night's episode she will still be getting paid. She then explains where babies come from.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy

The Conners celebrate Halloween. Roseanne and Dan compete to see who is the spookiest, while Roseanne tries to rekindle the spirit of Halloween to Becky.

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Becky and Mark are arguing constantly and Roseanne finds out from Jackie that Mark hasn't been interested in sex. Jackie tells Roseanne about her own sexual problems with Fred while Roseanne reveals Dan has been trying unusual ways to get her in the mood. Roseanne tries to convince David to get out and meet girls but he isn't interested. Fred tries to have an open talk with Dan and Mark about their sex lives but all three end up realizing they know more than they care to. Roseanne tries to talk to Becky about Mark, and is surprised when Becky reveals she has already been spending time with David talking about her issues with her husband.

Closing tag: Becky, Roseanne and Jackie sit watching sports, drinking beer and smoking cigars, while Fred, Mark and Dan sit in the kitchen eating pudding Dan has made and talking about their feelings and body issues. After Roseanne makes a quip about Dan's weight in front of Fred and Mark, he cries and runs off.

Ratings - 26.8 million viewers 18.0 rating/28 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Michael O'Keefe, Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn

During Roseanne and Dan's anniversary, Dan borrows Roseanne's wedding ring to remodel the design. Roseanne poses for a sexy photograph for Dan. Bill Maher appears in this episode.
Roseanne discovers that Darlene skipped school to attend a comic book convention in Chicago with David. Jackie and Roseanne return to their vacant childhood home and relive painful memories about their abusive father.
Jackie steps in as substitute mom when Roseanne has to go to Moline when their father breaks his leg. She dazzles Dan with her housekeeping skills out of a 1950's family sitcom. Jackie is surprised to learn what Dan really thinks of her and that he remembers the first time they met.
As a tornado spins through Lanford, the Conners panic about Jackie, who hasn't returned from her trip to the store.

Jackie believes that Roseanne and Edgar Wellman are an item for real--they're not, although Roseanne wishes they were. Roseanne claims it's just for business; Jackie doesn't believe her. Roseanne dreams that the couple are from the movie Evita.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Roseanne and Jackie are shocked to discover that Nancy is a lesbian. Roseanne starts to think she's getting old when Bev decides to move into a retirement community.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healey

Roseanne kicks Dan out over his affair with his mother's nurse and her decision devastates her.

A travelling doctor visits a town where Jeremiah and Kurdy find a man who was used for testing a vaccine for the Big Death.

Mary welcomes Johnny Mathis and an uninvited guest - her goddaughter Mary Ellen , a stage-struck 16-year-old who hopes to make it big in Hollywood with a little help from Mary.

Zack Greenlee pass complete to Josiah Blandin for 32 yds for a touchdown, Kody Kroening kick

Chicago Police Department
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Markus matches wits with Sims, and he and Erin take on those inside the mountain. Kurdy leads the defense of Millhaven against Daniel's Army. Jeremiah sets out to finally kill Sims. Smith reunites with his daughter. Frank documents it all.

Jackie is horrified when she realizes that she had a drunken fling with Arnie. Roseanne tries endlessly to get rid of DJ's new dog. Dan and his pals discover Leon's gay when they invite him to their poker game.

Ryan Ross run for 6 yds for a TD, , 11 plays, 53 yards, 5:22

Roseanne is upset that Jackie wants Fred in the delivery room instead of her. But she's the one who is there when the contractions start, and she doesn't contact Fred. Jackie gives birth to a son and names him Andy.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healey

A depressed Roseanne locks herself and Jerry in her bedroom with fatty foods, trashy magazines, and TV. Friends and family attempt to get her out, but all ultimately fail to do so--until Mark tells her that Dan hasn't left town yet and wants her back.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

Darlene gives birth to a dangerously premature baby girl,Harris Conner Healy. Roseanne consults other doctors from around the world, but what ultimately keeps the baby alive is Roseanne's own grandmotherly love and nurturing.
Roseanne's PMS coincides with Dan's birthday. He would rather avoid it by going fishing, but his family insists on throwing him a surprise party.

Gus Johnson , Joel Klatt & Molly McGrath

De'Andre Brown 20 Yd Run
11 plays, 75 yards, 4:49

In the heat of anger, Dan tells Fred to fight for custody of the baby, so he agrees. Jackie is heartbroken when faced with the papers, and Dan tries to hide the fact that he is the one who suggested it.

Temperature: 54° • Wind: S 0–5 • Weather: Clear skies

David Bush 22 Yd pass from Daniel Sams, Trent Manuel Kick; 13 plays, 75 yards, 6:13

Scott and Leon have trouble planning their wedding until Roseanne offers to plan it for free. This includes dealing with Leon's cold feet/self-doubt about his sexuality.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Teleplay: Jeff Abugov and Maxine Lapiduss

De'Andre Brown 2 Yd Run , 10 play, 79 yards, 4:30

Roseanne and Jackie's spa trip subjects them to a strict diet, acid peels, skin toxins, and exhausting hikes. Tammy Faye Messner appears in this episode.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner, Sara Gilbert as Darlene Healy, Michael Fishman as DJ Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Healy

Dan's father visits, bearing gifts, and all are thrilled to see him except Dan himself. The visit drags out and insults are hurled toward Dan, so Roseanne has to step in. Dan sees his father's philosophy of "Work smart, not hard" as a direct put-down on his life, while his father sees it as caring advice.

Roseanne, Jackie, DJ, Mark, Bev, Becky, Andy, and Jerry go to the Wentworth estate to meet Astrid's family, who aren't impressed at Roseanne's trashy ways.When she finds the family's stash of "happy pills," Roseanne teaches them to scream out their anger. Dana Gould appears in this episode.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner

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Roseanne tries to set her mother up with a friend from the retirement home; Molly puts the moves on David.

Consumer banking, corporate banking, investment banking, mortgage loans, private banking, wealth management, credit cards, finance and insurance

Jonathan Epps 8 Yd pass from Parker McKenzie, Zach Lehr Kick; 11 plays, 83 yards, 6:40

When Dan's buddies show up with a great new job prospect for the old crew, Dan is confused: Should he continue on at the garage or make a bid on a huge construction job that would make him & his friends a lot of money? Meanwhile, Jackie gets hooked up to the Internet: her initial reluctance doesn't last and soon David needs to intervene.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy and Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner

Audrey Roberts: Owner David Platt: Hairdresser Maria Connor: Hairdresser Kylie Platt: Nail Technician

Roseanne blackmails David into being her live-in "maid" in return for not telling Dan about David and Darlene's living arrangement. However, David feels guilty about lying and confesses the truth to Dan, who reacts by angrily throwing him out of the house; Roseanne intervenes and persuades Jackie to take David in. Becky tries to pressure Dan into hiring Mark again. Jackie refuses to accept money from Fred for the baby.

;Second quarter
*UNI – 11:57 Savon Huggins 19 yd pass from Aaron Bailey, Michael Schmadeke XP good
*ISU – 07:44 Joshua Thomas 1 yd run, Cole Netten XP good
*ISU – 02:40 Cole Netten 24 yd field goal good
;Third quarter
*ISU – 10:05 Dondre Daley 36 yd pass from Sam B. Richardson, Cole Netten XP good
*ISU – 01:03 Allen Lazard 13 yd pass from Sam B. Richardson, Cole Netten XP good
;Fourth quarter
*ISU – 03:00 Trever Ryen 81 yd punt return, Cole Netten XP good

DJ's spelling-bee triumph is a welcome bright spot as Rodbell's luncheonette closes down and Dan's bike shop continues its slow descent. Meanwhile, Nancy is heartbroken when Arnie leaves her, especially when he claims he was abducted by aliens.

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Jason Grimshaw: Owner Tony Stewart: Assistant Manager Gary Windass: Labourer

Part 2: In the first half,the family talks about life after winning the lottery.Then Roseanne reflects about her fictional life as a voiceover monologue reveals that the show itself has really been her writing.She says that while the book she was writing was based on her life,she changed what she didn't like.For instance: in reality, the Conners did not win the lottery; Dan died of the heart attack; Jackie—not Bev—was gay; and Mark and Darlene, and Becky and David, were the Conner-Healy couples.In the final moments,after looking over her book,she goes upstairs and sits on the couch.The show fades to black and her trademark laugh is heard one last time.

In 2011, the two-part finale was ranked #9 on the TV Guide Network special, TV's Most Unforgettable Finales.

Roseanne and Dan ponder opening their own motorcycle shop with Ziggy. Ziggy ends up getting cold feet at the last minute but leaves behind a generous token of gratitude: $20,000. Brad Garrett appears in this episode.

David Bush pass complete to Kent Shelby for 49 yds for a TD, , 1 play, 49 yards, 0:12

When Dan and Roseanne play a gruesome Halloween prank on Kathy Bowman, Roseanne is worried that Kathy might get her revenge later that night. At the lodge's Halloween party, Jackie discovers that the moose she has been flirting with is really Booker.
Roseanne lies about the doctor putting her on total bedrest so everyone will be waiting on her. David discovers her lie, and Jackie confronts Bev about her terrible mothering.

Jeremiah and Libby go to Milhaven to save the leaders, including Theo. Libby, with her previous knowledge of Milhaven helps Jeremiah save everybody by posing as members of Valhalla Sector. It's decided that Jeremiah will later oversee the rebuilding of Milhaven, once things calm down.

Molly has an extra ticket for a rock concert and Roseanne reluctantly agrees to let Darlene go. When Darlene doesn't come home until 4AM, Roseanne doesn't quite believe her explanation that Molly ditched her to smoke pot in a stranger's van.
Note: Last appearance of Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healey this season.

Dan suffers a heart attack at Darlene and David's wedding.

Note: This is the final of three episodes this season to feature Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner-Healy. She returned full-time in season 9.

Temperature: 51° • Wind: E 5–10 • Weather: Sunny

Roseanne visits Darlene's home-economics class, then takes them on a field trip to the supermarket. Meanwhile Dan is helping DJ's bullying problem but it turns out DJ hires a bodyguard to defend himself.
Notes: Leonardo DiCaprio has a silent guest appearance as one of Darlene's classmates.

Darlene returns home and realizes how much David misses her. Roseanne and Dan learn that DJ has begun masturbating and struggle figuring how to deal with it. After Darlene leaves, David lies to Roseanne and Dan that he has decided to move back in with his mother when in reality he moves in with Darlene in Chicago.
When Dan starts dreaming about another woman, Roseanne feels threatened, so she decides to meet this woman at Rodbell's.
A poker night becomes interesting when Roseanne receives a kiss from Dan's friend Arnie. Roseanne speaks to Jackie about the kiss and she later finds out it was just a friendly kiss.
Becky and Mark move into a tacky trailer park, where they are welcomed by a tipsy neighbor .
The Conners hold a Mother's Day barbecue at which feisty Nana Mary displays her acts of motherhood on Bev, surprising Roseanne and Jackie with how alike their relationships are.

Hayden Hildebrand pass complete to Justin Dickey for 23 yds for a TD, , 3 plays, 80 yards, 1:01

Xavier Roberson run for 1 yd for a TD, , 3 plays, 57 yards, 1:04

Mary tries to get Lucille Ball to appear on her show on short notice when a flu epidemic sidelines her scheduled guest. Although Lucy wants to do the show, she must first get talk-show host Mike Douglas' permission to be absent the following day, as she is contracted to be his co-host for the week. Mary and Lucy decide to ask Douglas for his consent on live television.

Story: William Lucas Walker and Allan Stephan

Roseanne, Jackie, and Nancy visit New York City's Upper West Side, where they meet celebrities and are invited to Martha's Vineyard by a woman named Astrid Wentworth. After getting drunk with Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone of Absolutely Fabulous, Roseanne has a Rosemary's Baby-parody nightmare of Darlene giving birth to Satan.

Absent: John Goodman as Dan Conner, Michael Fishman as DJ Conner and Sarah Chalke as Becky Healy

Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar until Nancy's girlfriend kisses her. One of Becky's old boyfriends gives Mark a reason to distrust her.
Roseanne quits her hair-salon job for a waitress job at the luncheonette in Rodbell's Department Store. Becky and Darlene are fighting over their room yet again, so Dan sends Darlene to live in the basement, and Roseanne has trouble letting Dan resolve disputes between the kids. Note: Alyson Hannigan guest stars as one of Becky's friends who dines at the luncheonette.

Tuskani Figaro pass complete to Damion Jeanpiere for 52 yds for a TD, , 5 plays, 70 yards, 1:04
Daniel Sams run for 3 yds for a TD, , 10 plays, 86 yards, 5:03

Smith, Dana Calitri, Nina Ossoff, Kathy Sommer

It's up to Roseanne and Jackie to console a broken-hearted Crystal when her boyfriend breaks up with her. It takes a night at the Lobo Lounge, reflecting on love and men, to set her straight. But while at the Lobo, a miffed Jackie notices Booker with another woman. Hours earlier, he had told her he had to spend the evening with his mother.

Bonnie Franklin and Henny Youngman are Mary's guests, but The Mary McKinnon Show may not go on because Mary and Bonnie are held up in night court when they are arrested for jaywalking while dashing across the street from the studio. Meanwhile, at the taping, pandemonium reigns when they fail to return and nobody knows where they are.

Mark Followill , Brian Baldinger & Lesley McCaslin

Arnie and Nancy invite Roseanne and Dan to their wedding in Las Vegas. Roseanne and Dan get into a big fight when she pulls him out of a lucky game.

David thinks about moving out and Becky finds out that he had a sex dream and she thinks it is about her. When DJ tells Mark, Mark goes after David who finally admits the dream was about Roseanne. Roseanne is at first disgusted until Dan admits he had a similar dream about Bev when he first started dating Roseanne. David admits to Roseanne that he sees her as a mother figure and Roseanne believes the dream was about his desire for affection. When she reveals the truth to Becky, Becky seems disappointed and admits she is confused about her feelings for David.

Ratings 26.9 million viewers 17.7 rating/28 share. http://anythingkiss.com/pi_feedback_challenge/Ratings/19940919-19941204_TVRatings.pdf

Also starring: Johnny Galecki, Glenn Quinn, Estelle Parsons

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Reconstruction of an early church at Moesgaard Museum.

;Top passers
* UNI – Aaron Bailey 11/19, 114 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT
* ISU – Sam B. Richardson 21/29, 233 yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
* UNI – Aaron Bailey 22 attempts, 85 yards
* ISU – Tyler Brown 11 attempts, 68 yards
;Top receivers
* UNI – Darrian Miller 5 receptions, 58 yards
* ISU – Dondre Daley 4 receptions, 70 yards, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* UNI – Deiondre' Hall 9 tackles
* ISU – Jarnor Jones 9 tackles

Dev Alahan: Co-owner Chesney Brown: Co-owner Leanne Battersby: Assistant

Dan returns home to strict diet regime and other rules, but he goes against it behind Roseanne's back. When she finds out, it leads to a huge argument during which old resentments are brought up and the house is trashed due to their anger at each other. In the end, Roseanne walks out as her marriage to Dan looks on the verge of complete collapse.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner-Healy and Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healy

Roseanne's upset with Dan because he'd rather play craps than have a romantic night with her. She gets drunk with Nancy and walks into a Wayne Newton performance believing that she's heckling a Newton impersonator. During Arnie's and Nancy's wedding, Dan and Roseanne get to renew their vows.
Absent: Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris

Jeremiah and Kurdy meet a woman who is saving up gasoline to try sailing her boat across the ocean while they are in a town trying to track down one of their predecessor's contacts. They also encounter mysterious people in biohazard suits who are burning down settlements.

Roseanne has had her fill of Bev at the Lunchbox, so Bev agrees to leave, selling her share to Leon, Roseanne's old boss. Elsewhere, Jackie returns to dating by accepting an invite from Fred, a friend of Dan's, in his first appearance in the series.
Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner and Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner.

Jackie gives Roseanne the silent treatment when she has enough of her meddling in her love life, but the sisters reconcile. Gary proposes to Jackie on a whim, and Roseanne goes into overdrive with wedding preparations, but Gary and Jackie soon realize they're not ready for marriage. As the ending credits roll there are photographs of the wedding of Prince Charles and Diana Princess of Wales.
Roseanne witnesses the Bowmans' possessions being donated to charity while they're out of town. When they return they find their house has been robbed and are angered at Roseanne for letting it happen. Bob Hope appears during the end credits of this episode.

Joe Minden pass complete to Michael Handy for 13 yds for a TD, , 6 plays, 62 yards, 2:09

Jeremiah and Kurdy go to Denver in order to obtain new books. Kurdy saves the library from extremists and Jeremiah meets up with an old friend.

Temperature: 68° • Wind: NW 9 • Weather: Partly cloudy

Kade Harrington run for 62 yds for a TD, , 5 plays, 73 yards, 2:19

* Erin Lindsay
* Allie Corson
* Gabriela Dawson

Jeremiah and Kurdy return to Clairfield, but someone in Thunder Mountain has leaked their mission. They encounter Theo just as she faces revolt from her own people.

;First quarter
*ISU – 11:08 Joshua Thomas 2 yd run, Cole Netten XP good
*TCU – 10:13 Josh Doctson 20 yd pass from Trevone Boykin, Jaden Oberkrom XP good
*TCU – 06:38 Kolby Listenbee 21 yd pass from Trevone Boykin, Jaden Oberkrom XP good
*ISU – 06:01 Allen Lazard 74 yd pass from Joel Lanning, Cole Netten XP good
*ISU – 01:49 Mike Warren 4 yd run, Cole Netten XP good
;Second quarter
*TCU – 14:55 Charlie Reid 14 yd pass from Trevone Boykin, Jaden Oberkrom XP good
*TCU – 00:02 Jaden Oberkrom 23 yd field goal good
;Third quarter
*TCU – 11:24 Kyle Hicks 13 yd run, Jaden Oberkrom XP good
;Fourth quarter
*TCU – 14:36 Trevone Boykin 3 yd run, Jaden Oberkrom XP good
*TCU – 08:45 Josh Doctson 42 yd pass from Trevone Boykin, Jaden Oberkrom XP good

Jeremiah, Kurdy, and Mr. Smith bring radios to a town that, unknown to them, are part of the plans of Daniel's army to strike against Thunder Mountain's alliance by blocking all communications. In a fit of guilt Smith admits to Kurdy what happened to Libby. The Army of Daniel is prepared to strike at Thunder Mountain.

The Conners go on a roadtrip with the Tildens for a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show; Dan tries to persuade Roseanne to have another child.
Teleplay: Maxine Lapiduss and Jennifer Heath

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Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky, who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council. Just as her speech was wrapping up, she broke wind. The whole school is talking about it, especially Darlene. Becky is mortified, and Roseanne's attempts to comfort her fail... that is, until Jimmy arrives at the Conner home.
During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by—and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Meanwhile, they are expecting company, potential buyers for the washer and dryer, and the coroner is taking his time getting the body out of the Conner kitchen.

Jackie starts going out with a much younger guy, Fisher. Bev makes a lot of money when she sells her house and she'll give much of it to her daughters IF they let her move to Lanford.
Absent: Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner-Healey

Ross, Ryan 2 yd run , 6 plays, 56 yards, TOP 2:44

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Markus attempts to hold a huge meeting of community leaders in St. Louis, to form a government, but Valhalla Sector already knows about it. Kurdy tries to find help for Elizabeth, who is dying from gunshot wounds, and Jeremiah goes to the Valhalla Sector-controlled town of Milhaven in search of answers of his own.

Trent Manuel 20 Yd Field Goal; 10 plays, 62 yards, 4:24

The Conners are chosen as a Nielsen family. Roseanne's nesting instincts disrupt the family routine. Jackie and Fred's marriage comes to an end.

Absent: Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner

Roseanne resumes smoking to deal with her stressful life--then must keep the renewed habit from her family. She's thrilled when Darlene gets a B on a school report--until she finds out that Becky actually wrote it for her.
The lottery ticket mentioned in the last episode is a winner! Roseanne has won $108 million! Amidst the press bombardment, The family ponders what to do with all that money.

Shelby, Kent 40 yd pass from Sams, Daniel 3 plays, 52 yards, TOP 1:15

American television writer, producer and show creator