Double-Barrel 12-Gauge Hot Dog a.k.a. 12 Gauge Hot Dog

Track 8 off the album 'Visions' has been described as a "casus belli" of the album incorporates a catchy guitar riff and chorus.

Individual calorie/fat counts:

* Ghetto Dawg sandwiches: 450 calories / 24 grams fat
* Necklace of Pizza Pockets: 560 calories / 40 grams fat per pocket, plus "infinite coolness"
* Hungry Man quesadillas: 1,450 calories / 360 grams fat

* Fishy Bacon Mac: 12,600 calories / 182 grams fat
* Pizzception: 6,520 calories / 103 grams fat

Everybody travels to Laguna Beach to settle the season and determine the winner of Ted's beach house. Ruxin befriends NFL superagent Tom Condon. Jenny has trouble letting go of the Shiva.

I Wrote a Cookbook a.k.a. Epic Meal Time - I Don't Know How to Cook

North American cover art featuring Kratos, Raiden, Ratchet & Clank, Fat Princess, Sackboy, Sly Cooper, Big Daddy, and Nathan Drake.

Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series

Eddie Redmayne as Balem Abrasax: "GO!!!"

This episode features a sneak preview of the spin-off series Epic Chef.

Mrs. Rhonda Powell, Mr. Mike White, Ms. Susan Hunt

The married guys atone for Vegas with an adult weekend for Kevin and Jenny and 'Terrific Lady Day' for Ruxin and Sofia. Rafi continues to plague the league with his abrasive personality and creepy mannerisms.

The show donated $0.01 to Action Against Hunger per calorie in this meal, for a total of $1,800.00.
EpicMealTime at Comic Con a.k.a. EpicMealTime LIVE
X-mas Poul-tree a.k.a. Christmas Poul-Tree

Andre and Ruxin refuse to accept a tie, adding to Kevin's current frustrations as league commissioner. Pete has a connection for great Bears tickets, but the gang warns him about what he may have to provide in return. Taco discovers Western medicine.

The Critic discovers Andre the Black Nerd in a closet, who he accidently locked into and forgot about for several months after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles review, and is forced to review Sony Pictures Animation's film adaptation of The Smurfs with him to avoid charges. They criticize the designs of The Smurfs and the fact that their names are based on their individual personalities , the comedy of Gargamel , the setting of the film being in New York City, the plot holes such as why Papa Smurf is afraid of onions, the visual storytelling by Raja Gosnell, the director of Home Alone 3, Scooby Doo and Beverly Hills Chihuahua, elements ripped off from other movies of varying quality , and the product placement scenes such as the one in which the characters play Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. Special criticism is reserved for the fact that the majority of the movie revolves around Neil Patrick Harris' character and his struggles as an advertiser and becoming a father instead of The Smurfs themselves.

Channel Awesome tag: Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf: "Onions! Augh!"

Christopher Harrison, Beth Elderkin, Joanna Kay, Taylor Chambers, Barney Walker

Powerbox F*cktron Delta 3000 a.k.a. Next-Gen Video Game Console

Rupert Ruxin has an offer for his son. Taco tries to convince the mall manager that the mall should have the frightful German Santa-counterpart named Krampus in addition to a Santa. Kevin and Jenny try to appease Shiva.

This episode was released one day ahead of the usual Tuesday schedule in order to coincide with Canada Day. The calorie/fat counts do not include three hamburger "pucks" blocked by the hockey goalie that the cast assembled from meat.

Kevin has trouble washing his hands. Andre is sued for medical malpractice. Pete applies his fantasy football skills to the workplace. Rafi plots Kevin's death to get an early inheritance.

The calorie/fat totals are for eight meals together: Fast Food Italian Lasagna, Crunchy Taco Tacos, 3-Meat Cheesy Enchiladas, Sweet & Sour Chicken and Chicken Fried Rice Eggroll, Triple Cheeseburger Macaroni Cheeseburger, Chicken Fettucine Alfredo Ravioli, Stuffed Crispy Chicken Parmesan, and Buffalo Chicken Helper Bold Pizza.

The opening track of the album 'Crucify Me' features guest vocals from Lights and her contribution has been lighlighted as "flower appearing out of a war zone" and hers and Sykes vocals have been "glitched out" to provide controlled chaos.

Ruxin misses his business trip and decides to hide out in Chicago. Taco turns Uncle Frank's handicap van into a food truck. Kevin and Jenny's sexiversary ends badly for Jenny.

Some people say that this is the best sport in the world .

Everyone is disappointed with their draft, but no one trusts one another enough to trade. Jenny goes back to work as a realtor. Ruxin tries to get Baby Geoffrey into a Jewish preschool.

Cheeseburger Rainbow Cake a.k.a. Candy Bacon Cheeseburger Rainbow Cake
The TurBaconEpic a.k.a. TurBaconEpic Thanksgiving

Bover playing for Halesowen Town in 2010

Ruxin's father shows up unexpectedly for Thanksgiving. Andre's sister is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner. Taco makes an edible investment, while Kevin and Jenny have a problem with Ellie's class pet.
Kevin is haunted by Pete's imaginary character, the "Bobbum Man," which takes on a life of its own through Taco's offline social network called "My-face." Ruxin gets Andre kicked out of yoga.
Rafi & Randy's tragic origins are revealed. Shortly thereafter, they are both committed to a mental hospital where they form a plan to escape together. Back in the present day, Rafi's post-gunshot fate is revealed.

There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It. There Is a Heaven, Let's Keep It a Secret.

Jenny jeopardizes Ruxin's chance to work on a big case with his boss, Mr. Hudabega . Taco competes in a jingle contest for a fast-food restaurant. Pete nurses a grudge against a traffic cop.
Andre's wedding is put in jeopardy when it's revealed that the League has used the weekend as an opportunity to draft.

* Sun Belt Player of the Year
* No. 40 retired by the University of New Orleans

The Triple Meat Log a.k.a. Massive Meat Log

Ruxin throws Sofia an anniversary party "Thanks to Taco" whom Ruxin believe did this to get inside his head,on the same day as Jenny's birthday. Meegan returns with a 'plus one' .

March–June 2010 at IF Studios in Frölunda, Gothenburg Sweden; June 2010 at Sunset Lodge Studios, Los Angeles

Pete spares Andre no grief after announcing plans to run a marathon. Kevin and Jenny seek balance between conflicting roles as both spouses and league adversaries. Ruxin offends a colleague, but Taco's new venture as a notary may be the solution.

Βασίλισσα του Κάμπου ("Queen of the Lowlands")

Harley and the gang cook a vegetarian "Dirt Pie" while dressed in golf shirts and khakis. Once Harley comes to his senses, he throws it out and everyone reverts to their normal appearance to cook the Meat Block.

The Critic reviews Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles alongside his former arch-nemesis, The Angry Video Game Nerd, after learning of a supposed threat to the franchise from Santa Christ. While they both agree that it's not the worst thing related to the franchise, or even the worst live-action Turtles film , they criticize Michael Bay's involvement, the writing, characters, and overuse of CGI . However, they admit that the acting, while not great, is overall tolerable , are surprised by the lack of the usual Bay trademarks , and acknowledge that it has some enjoyable scenes. Special criticism is reserved for the villain's motivation being becoming richer than he already is.

During the review, they embark on several quests reminiscent of other Ninja Turtles incarnations: saving April O'Neil from Krang in the original cartoon, saving a dam reminiscent of the NES game, fighting Shredder in a nightclub, being offered an adventure in ancient Japan - which they quickly refuse - and ultimately forming a band, before learning that this was all a ploy by Santa Christ to sell toys, as that was what the franchise started out as. This makes them realize that, far from being insulting to the franchise, the film is just another one of many versions, each of which bring something new to the game, though they try to insist that it's still not good.

Channel Awesome Tag: William Fichtner as Eric Sacks: "Like stupid rich."

"Third rail", 750 V DC on the guide bars at either side of the track

Chelsea Smile – Live at Warped Tour 2010

Ruxin hires a hot Au Pair for Baby Geoffrey and is afraid Taco will sleep with her. Andre explores online dating. Kevin cheats on Jenny with ESPN fantasy football analyst Matthew Berry.
Andre plays a long con on Pete using a fake Vernon Davis Twitter account. Ruxin and Sofia vie over which religion their son will be part of, while Jenny and Kevin fight about her "lineup cheating" fiasco.

The Epic Meal Time YouTube channel omits the word "Pizza" from the title.
Guest appearance by the fathers of Harley, Epic Mook, and Cousin Dave.

Apple computer running a Hello World program

Welcome to the future of minor league basketball

The group's acquaintance, Lane , becomes suicidal. Andre finds himself in an abusive relationship with his cat. Taco proposes an alternative to Daylight Saving Time.

The Sports Network FCS Poll released prior to game

Andre tries stand up comedy. Jenny joins the Lucrative Ladies Club that Taco invades in. Kevin pours his feelings into his workout diary. Ruxin starts his team two players short against Pete.

The Critic reviews Jupiter Ascending . He considers it to be a film that fails in every attempt at delivering an epic. He criticizes the acting, the confusing storyline filled with ridiculous setpieces, the acting of the villain played by Eddie Redmayne , the large amount of long scenes of dialogue, and the number of films and scenes the movie rips off from. Special criticism is reserved for the character of Jupiter Jones, for her ridiculous name , and propension to being a damsel in distress who gets kidnapped a lot.

Channel Awesome Tag: Mila Kunis as Jupiter Jones: "I love dogs, I've always loved dogs."

Jenny plays Andre for the Shiva. Andre gets conned into going to El Salvador by Dr. Hector Rocha. Rafi tries to sleep with Ruxin's sister. Taco starts the Eskimo Brother Database.
The guys join Pete on what was supposed to be his 5th-anniversary spa trip. Meanwhile, Kevin gets Taco to dress up in a Mr. McGibblets suit to scare his daughter away from her new toy, which Kevin hates.

A short video promoting Epic Meal Time's second cookbook.

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers, James Rolfe, Rob Walker

The Critic reviews The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D . Though he considers it touching that director Robert Rodriguez made this in dedication to one of his son's ideas, he finds it a serious error in judgment for such a great director, criticizing the plot, acting, 3D and visual effects, pointless moments, and insulting message. However, he acknowledges that it has some good ideas and finds the performances of George Lopez and Jacob Davich as the villains hilariously bad. Special criticism is reserved for an effect during the final battle where the villain's head is engorged to a massive size, which scares the Critic so bad that he calls himself twenty minutes in the past to warn him and demand an apology note, which he quickly finds.

Channel Awesome Tag: Jacob Davich as Linus: "Send him to the principal's office and have him expelled!"

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Rob Walker, Jim Jarsoz

Kevin and Jenny try to break her one-day sex record while attending birthday parties. Pete gets frozen out while paintballing with Taco and Rafi. Ruxin is uneasy with a white sushi chef .

Construction and supply of the ISS; deployment, retrieval, and repair of satellites; access to LEO

Russell joins the league. Andre gets help from Jay Glazer. Ruxin gives Geoffrey an unfair advantage in little league.

The Critic reviews The Animatrix . He considers it a fairly solid anthology, with some strong ideas and excellent animation, feeling that they redeem even the weakest stories.

Note: The episode is closer to the editorial episodes in style, without co-stars and sketches.

* Luke Hemmings
* Michael Clifford
* Calum Hood
* Ashton Irwin

Jeff Schaffer & Jackie Marcus Schaffer & Justin Hurwitz

Suppression of revolt and execution of rebel leaders

The calorie/fat counts do not include the accompanying sandwiches made by the cast.

Rob Walker, Jim Jarosz, Amanda C. Miller

Midwest Professional Basketball Association

Fast Food Pierogi and Cheeseburger Borscht

Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, and Tony Roche

The title on the Epic Meal Time YouTube channel is shortened to "Ice Cream Cake Sandwich."

United States iTunes Store deluxe version bonus tracks

Strength Ultra Man Enhancing Workout Omelette (Waffle)

The Critic reviews The Haunted Mansion . Considering the surprise success of Pirates of the Caribbean earlier that year and the multitude of possibilities left by the ride, he finds it to be a massive waste of potential that starts with the decision to give the lead role to Eddie Murphy, heavily criticizing his and the rest of the performances, particularly Jennifer Tilly and Terence Stamp , as well as the plot, characters, effects, comedy, and portrayal of elements from the ride . In the end, he hopes that Disney will one day attempt another film that's more loyal and all around better.

Channel Awesome Tag: Terence Stamp as Ramsley: "That is absurd."

A short preview collection of clips from the second season of Epic Meal Empire.

Andre brings in a new partner to expand his medical practice; Ruxin uses a sick child to meet Cleveland Browns WR Joshua Cribbs ; and Pete deals with the complications of dating Kevin's ex-girlfriend .

Midwest Professional Basketball Association (MPBA)

The title on the Epic Meal Time YouTube channel spells "Lasagna" correctly.

Top Right: Interior of future trains Azur to be delivered at the end of 2015.

A short video announcing that the second cookbook is available for pre-orders.

Jenny must deal with her annoying mother-in-law . Taco realizes he's in a relationship. Ruxin has Rafi pose as him during Baby Geoffrey's swim lesson.

* 2× First-team All-Big West
* No. 30 retired by Long Beach State

Pasta Burger a.k.a. The Biggest Pasta Burger in the World

Kevin suspects that his Krav Maga teacher, Kristen might be hitting on him. Meanwhile, Ruxin joins a cult in order to gain their Fantasy Football knowledge, and Andre fails to keep a secret.
At season's end, Jenny and Ruxin are vying for the Shiva while Andre and Taco duel it out for the Sacko. Kevin learns to read lips by watching porn. Pete buys a Crown Vic and is mistaken for a cop.

Locations of the 2015–16 RFU Championship teams

The gang spends the night in the forest and Kevin proves to his father in-law, Bruce, that he is, in fact, a man. Andre and Russell decide to open their own wine bar, and not on the greatest of terms.

"For what it's worth, when Channel Awesome kept getting kicked off of YouTube, Blip was the site that allowed us to keep growing. We survived without youtube for several years because of them, and I am still grateful. It was a long run, Blip, thanks for the opportunity."

Kevin and Jenny make a bold bet on the play-offs. Taco enlists Ruxin to get more involved with Taco Corp, and Pete has a devilish plan to send Ruxin to the Sacko.

The title on the Epic Meal Time YouTube channel omits the word "Cooking."

It's the season finale. The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte and Ruxin is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving The League to figure out who will run it for him.

* Austin Armacost
* Bobby Davro
* James Hill
* Janice Dickinson
* Jenna Jameson
* Natasha Hamilton
* Sherrie Hewson
* Stevi Ritchie & Chloe-Jasmine

Series featured in PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale

Ruxin tries to solve the mystery of a toothbrush in the bathroom. Pete develops a gluten allergy. Andre invites everybody to watch the games at his wine bar, while Taco invites everybody to his new bed and breakfast.
Ruxin invites everyone over on Sunday to watch the games, see the baby, and have lunch. His guests get much more lunch than they expected, as Ruxin and Sofia forbid the gang from watching football during their meal.

The Epic Meal Time YouTube channel omits the word "Meal" from the title.

It's the Shiva Bowl. The guys try to hide the Shiva Trophy from their old high school classmate--the actual Shiva. Taco gets a "real-person job" at a Volkswagen dealership.
Ellie fears for her parents' souls. Pete must choose between a legendary prank on Andre and a spectacular girlfriend . Taco's EBDB is compromised.

The title on the Epic Meal Time YouTube channel replaces "Desert" with "Deserted."

Jeff Schaffer & Jackie Marcus Schaffer & Dave King

The Critic reviews Mamma Mia! , to the irritation of Rob, Malcolm, and Tamara, who refuse to take part in the review. After insisting that it's possible to make a good chick flick he considers it a prime example of how bad chick flicks can get, heavily panning the plethora of chick flick cliches, lack of story and character development, singing performances and large number of song and dance numbers that have little to nothing to do with the story, even going so far as to say that Moulin Rouge! is a superior film for actually tying in the songs to the story the film was telling. Special criticism is reserved for the film's insulting portrayal of and overall attitude towards women. The only major positives he notes are the cinematography and the scenes between Amanda Seyfried's character and her three possible fathers , though he adds that the latter actually illustrates the film's main problem, as they're used to pad out the gaps between musical numbers instead of the other way around. After the review, the Critic finds everyone outside and learns that they're so convinced that no one will ever watch the review that they convince him to say something awful to the fans, only for his words to result in all of them being brutally beaten.

Note: Doug Walker posted on his Facebook that his brother said that Mamma Mia! is one of the top 3 worst movies they've ever reviewed for the Nostalgia Critic, putting it close to The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.

Channel Awesome Tag: Amanda Seyfried as Sophie, Ashley Lilley as Ali, and Rachel McDowall as Lisa: "Dot, dot, dot!"

Pete fights with a guy in a wheelchair over a pair of running shoes. Kevin regrets buying Ellie a piano. Taco accidentally conditions a dog to bark at the scent of sex.

While shooting a fake, gritty, humanized, yet somehow more loyal to the source material, version of Garfield directed by the Coen brothers , the Critic reviews the live-action/CGI-animated film adaptation of Garfield . He states that it is the first time he actually hates anything in Garfield media, heavily panning the plot, acting, effects, jokes, product placement, romance and the fact that the title character is the only one in the movie that resembles his comic strip counterpart. Special criticism is reserved for the scenes where the audience is completely impressed with Odie merely bouncing on his hind-legs and a scene where the villain reveals that he hates Lasagna, which he felt was completely pointless, seeing how it adds nothing to the plot and is never brought up again.

Channel Awesome tag: Bill Murray as Garfield: "Or, maybe I'll get a CAT scan. A Cat scan!"

Jeff Schaffer & Jackie Marcus Schaffer & Dan O'Keefe
Pete's new girlfriend, Danielle , wants to help him with his line up. Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared. Ruxin runs afoul of his company's email policies, and auto-correct gets everybody in trouble.

Brent Black and various Channel Awesome contributors

A trip to a Bears game goes from bad to worse when Andre messes up the tailgate and the guys face off with their high-school rivals.
Jeff Schaffer & Jackie Marcus Schaffer & David Parker
Kevin learns that his urologist is gay. Jenny uses a bandana to her advantage. Taco starts a charity. Pete tries to avoid people thinking he has "an Asian thing."

— McCall's speech when announcing the evicted housemate, which has been slightly altered by future hosts.

Thomas with the Carolina Panthers in 2012

Taco gets not-high, and becomes sharp for the first time in years. Jenny finds that she no longer arouses Ruxin's dog. Kevin accidentally teaches Chalupa Batman his first word. Andre has never been pooped on by a bird.
The group's old buddy, Chuck , returns for an episode as a sober man, but his sobriety is quickly put in jeopardy. Meanwhile Taco goes on a diet and is in jeopardy of getting kicked out of his place by his landlord unless Ruxin has a great reason for why he should stay the only problem is Ruxin is tripping on painkillers that he stole from Andre after pulling his hamstring.

Bottom Left: Two MR-73 trains at Plamondon station.

The Critic reviews the live-action/animated film Osmosis Jones , which has a very similar plot to Pixar's newest smash hit Inside Out, all the while watched over by manifestations of his emotions, like the former and a Chris Rock-esque character like the latter . Although he praises the setting of Frank's body, some good ideas, the design of the main characters, and especially the film's gorgeous animation, the Critic criticizes the immature comedy of the film such as toilet humor, overused cop cliches, puns that Osmosis Jones makes, content too violent and scary for kids, live action scenes and the story of the film itself. Special criticism is reserved for the apathetic and emotionless performance of Bill Murray as Frank.

Channel Awesome Tag: Bill Murray as Frank Detorre: "Shane!"
NOTE: The day before this episode aired, it was announced that Blip, one of the main hosting platforms for Channel Awesome, would be shut down a month later. Due to this announcement, this was the first episode of the series not to be uploaded on Blip.

Centre:MR-73 train at Montmorency station.

The Critic will review the Mad Max (franchise).

This episode includes an advertisement for "Bacon Strips"-themed mobile phone covers.

Primetime Emmy Awardfor Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series

Extra Footage Green Pancake Potato Stack

Pete and Kevin get stuck at a terrible Christmas party instead of watching the playoffs; Ruxin and Taco go to Chinatown on a very special mission; Andre is secretly dating Shiva.
Jeff Schaffer & Jackie Marcus Schaffer & Craig DiGregorio

A collection of outtakes from the previous episode.

Ruxin fears his wife is planning to leave him. Pete attempts to avoid a "douchey" acquaintance. Jenny stabs Kevin in the back on a trade with Ruxin. Taco moves into a dead psychologist's apartment and takes over his practice. The gang learns Andre's innermost secrets.

Jon Bailey, Noah Antwiler, Barney Walker, Victoria L. Tobin

The Critic reviews the third and final installment of the franchise, The Matrix Revolutions . He claims that this film is the worst in the entire Matrix trilogy, mainly because the film focuses more on dull and repetitive dialogue than actual action, criticizing the scenery, the overlong scenes, what action there is for being as dull as the dialogue, and characters not showing much emotion. Special criticism is reserved for the final fight scene between Neo and Agent Smith as the Critic considers it underwhelming compared to the "burly brawl" between Neo and the Smith clones in Reloaded along with the boss fight against MegaSmith in the video game The Matrix: Path of Neo, while special praise is reserved for Smith's hilariously over-the-top laugh. In the end, he feels that, while not good, the series still had a big impact on cinema and none of them, not even the third, is awful.

During the review, Agent Schmuck has revealed to have taken control of Malcolmus and Tamity , but in a strange twist, it's revealed that Agent Schmuck is actually a character from Dark City, who, after that flopped, made the series and later manipulated the Critic into making it popular again by reviewing it, much like what the Critic tried to do with Foodfight. Schmuck, however, is then defeated when Chester A. Bum gives the Critic a needle that allows him to ruin anything.

Channel Awesome Tag: Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith: “Cookies need love like everything does.”

Andre dates his interior decorator and Deion Sanders thinks about buying Andre's house. Kevin gets a concussion trying to claim Michael Bush off waivers. Andre takes the guys out fashion-shopping. Pete continues to date his high-school crush.

Harley gives an update on his invention, the PlateTopper, and demonstrates how to keep fast food items warm by placing them on the hood of his car and using PlateToppers to secure them while he drives around the block.

The Critic reviews Fantastic Four . He criticizes the plot, clichéd characters , effects, actions of the characters , action, and lack of any actual crime-fighting. Special criticism is reserved for the fact that the main characters don't seem to do much in the film that benefits anyone but themselves, as well as Jessica Alba being overly sexualized. Sketches have the Critic, Tamara and Malcolm parodying the film by getting less-than-spectacular powers and not using them, instead just sitting on a couch and watching movies.

Channel Awesome Tag: Thing Doll: "It's clobberin' time."

Pete's girlfriend has epileptic seizures during sex. Andre claims he needs glasses. Jenny has to cook chow mein for Ellie's class.

London Borough of Merton, London, England

Taco opens Pubercuts, a groin salon. Kevin gets in trouble with Jenny when he sees a vision of Greg Jennings during a near death experience. Andre works with an ALS patient whose speech computer sounds exactly like Ruxin.

Cassell signing autographs while with the Los Angeles Clippers

* Farrah Abraham
* Gail Porter
* Scoop
* Chris Ellison
* Daniel Baldwin
* Tila Tequila

The Critic reviews the second installment of the franchise, The Matrix Reloaded . He admits to having liked it more than the first film when it came out due to it going all out with its content, but now feels that, while the first film at least had a central focus, this film is all over the place and the excessive scenes of dialogue and action get in the way of it making any sense, in addition to all the flaws in the original being present. Special praise is reserved for the fight with the multiple Agent Smiths and the freeway chase for still holding up, while special criticism is reserved for the scene with the Architect and the ending for being incoherent.

During the review, Agent Schmuck returns for revenge, and the Critic meets the supposed creator of the series, Black Willy Wonka , who hints that Malcolmus and Tamity , who's randomly fallen for the Critic like Neo and Trinity, might not be trustworthy. He also hints at the biggest problem of Revolutions by suggesting a far better ending than what is given.

Note: The film previously appeared at #3 on his "Top 11 Films I Like But Everyone Hates" list.

Channel Awesome Tag: Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus: “Machines!”

Epic Meal Time Cookbook - Pre-Order It Now!
Triple Pancake Fat Stack a.k.a. New Years Hangover Cure

The Critic reviews Pixels . Like the Jurassic World review, the review for Pixels has scenes acted out by Malcom, Tamara, Doug, and other cast members since the film is still in theaters. The Critic criticizes the film for its dialogue , emotions of the characters, the cast themselves , and the story for ripping off a Futurama episode. However, he offers mild praise to the visual effects and for a few jokes that were actually funny. Special criticism is reserved for the second half of the movie, especially the bits with the final battle and the romance between Josh Gad's character and a video game character. In the end, the Critic says that while the film is bad, it's not the worst Sandler film of all time, and he agrees with audiences that there have been so many bad Sandler films recently that enough is enough, and he wants Sandler to go back to his roots.

Channel Awesone tag: Doug Walker as Kevin James: "Yay! Your president, Paul Blart, is gonna shoot up aliens!"

It's Christmas--and, more importantly, it's the playoffs--so tension runs high. While Ruxin's revenge gift to Kevin goes terribly awry, Ellie suddenly acts up at school, causing Jenny to worry that all this attention to fantasy football is making her a bad mom. Meanwhile Taco's eggs turn one year old. Pete dates Ellie's teacher, with devastating results.

A standalone version of the video from the previous episode.

Pete makes a new friend in a fine clothing store, but she's got some baggage. Taco becomes a fan of security. Jenny sends Kevin to talk to their daughter's basketball coach and gets more than he bargains for.

Bacon Ham Cordon Bleu a.k.a. Ham Cordon Bleu
The title on the Epic Meal Time YouTube channel omits the word "Chicken."
Breakfast of Booze a.k.a. Breakfast Fortress

Kevin meets Buffalo Bills quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick at a charity event; the guys try to find out who is the smartest of the group.

McIntyre, Michael Hazen James (full name)

Jenny and the guys catch up with their old friend Russell , and the guys all try to get Rafi out of the league by pretending that it's being ended. Meanwhile, Taco finds a toilet seat in a dumpster and Andre buys an "interesting" expensive painting.

The Critic "reviews" Jurassic World , breaking his rule of not making episodes on films currently playing in theaters in protest to Universal Studios taking down the reviews on their movies from YouTube, including the other Jurassic Park films. Thus Jurassic World is recreated with improv sets, costumes and re-enactments, instead of scenes from the actual movie. He criticizes Vincent D'Onofrio's character, the romance subplot, and the typical stupidity of the human characters . Special criticism is aimed at the appearance of the dinosaurs themselves for looking like a mix of animatronics and CGI, the overall design and name of the Indominus rex, and the decision to simply leave the other tourists trapped in a warehouse. However, he heavily praises the appearance of the titular park, the intensity of the pterosaur attack scene, and the final battle between the T. Rex, the Velociraptor and the Indominus , even declaring that all three factors more than make up for the film's flaws. He ultimately concludes that the film is the second-best of the Jurassic Park movies, but given the terrible quality of the other sequels, that such a distinction is not all that great, and that it is ultimately up to the individual moviegoers to decide whether or not the film is truly worth watching. He then considers reviewing Fifty Shades of Grey next, though Tamara strongly objects when she realizes that Critic and Malcolm want to have her re-enact scenes from that movie for the review.

Channel Awesome Tag: Malcolm Ray as Chris Pratt as Owen Grady: "I think it's part raptor!"

During the last week before the playoffs, Andre's special diet makes him exceptionally emotional about his matchup. Kevin gets in a fight with fantasy football gurus John Hansen and Adam Caplan, and Ruxin begs the guys to cover for him when he lies to Sofia. While Pete has to risk losing his job if he does not help get his snooty boss into the playoffs.

Spring/Summer 1970 at Olympic Studios and Island Studios, London

Ruxin tries to survive Scrote Season. Pete crosses paths with Adrian Peterson. Taco throws a New Year's party where he plans to unveil a new invention.

Includes a short rap video by the cast entitled "I Wrote a Cookbook."

Bottom Right: Ceramic mural at Crémazie station.

McIntyre at the British Academy Television Awards 2009.

Candy Bacon Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Cake Sandwich

The Critic reviews The Legend of Zorro . He considers it a dreadful sequel to one of the best action movies of the past few decades, heavily panning the story, severely toned down content from the first movie, the actions of the characters , the fact that no one seems to learn anything by the end, and the comedy, drama and action. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where the main character's son gets into a sword fight with his teacher using rulers before fleeing out the window, and for the complete hopeless nature of Nick Chinlund's character, even going so far as calling him the most useless villain ever.

Channel Awesome Tag: Nick Chinlund as Jacob McGivens: "Listen to me, you backwards-ass frog."

A special on-screen counter keeps track of the number of times the word "dawg" is used .
The title on the Epic Meal Time YouTube channel omits the word "Breakfast."
The Epic Meal Time YouTube channel omits "Big Ben" from the title.

Sony Music Entertainment Japan bonus tracks

Kevin and Jenny try to befriend Jay and Kristin Cutler when they realize their kids go to the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a visit from Taco's Eskimo brother.
On Halloween and Kevin wants to intertwine child and adult Halloween themes into one big mash-up. Meanwhile, Pete has given Ruxin the privilege of selecting his opponent's team for their upcoming match. Taco feels responsible for events relating to a petting-zoo monkey.
Ruxin tries to get rid of his useless Au Pair. Kevin is worried about grey pubes.

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers, Andre Meadows

*Dallas Cowboys *
*Carolina Panthers
*Seattle Seahawks
*New York Jets
*Detroit Lions
*Minnesota Vikings *

* Pac-10 Conference Player of the Year
* 2× First-team All-Pac-10

A short video promoting Epic Meal Time's new line of cookware and first cookbook.

* 3× NBA champion
* NBA All-Star
* All-NBA Second Team

A short tour of the Epic Meal Empire set and kitchen equipment, followed by a preview collection of clips from the show.

Andre prepares for his turn as an expert witness in Ruxin's big case but thinks Pete is trying to steal his thunder. Meanwhile, the courtroom judge has a thing for Ruxin, who tries to ferret out collusion between Kevin and Jenny. Taco needs a nude portrait to impress the courtroom artist .

The Critic reviews Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the Apes . The video begins with an Honest Trailer of the show, which also mentions the several removals of Nostalgia Critic videos from YouTube. After that, the Critic encounters a time traveller from the year 2001, and assigns Malcolm to bring her up to speed on recent trends in movies, particularly "re-imaginings." In the review, though he commends the film for being one of the first re-imaginings of a classic and praises the ape makeup , costumes and attention to detail in their movements, he considers it an altogether terrible film, criticizing the characters, inconsistent acting , annoying homages to the original, dialogue, creepy love triangle, and unfocused setting, science, and symbolism. Special criticism is reserved for the infamously confusing ending. During the review, a spoof "Thade for President" advert is shown, with Terl shown as his running-mate. At the end, the time traveller leaves to explore the world of 2015, and in a spoof of the ending of the 1968 original, discovers that Jem and the Holograms has been adapted into a film.

Channel Awesome Tag: Tim Roth as General Thade: "Do you have a towel?"

Rafi and Dirty Randy head to Los Angeles to avenge the death of their murdered friend. Rafi steals Kevin's car for the trip to the West Coast.

The Epic Meal Time YouTube channel adds the word "Maximum" at the start of the title.
The title on the Epic Meal Time YouTube channel spells the last word as "Landsagna."

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It's the guys' high school reunion: Andre is excited to show off his success; Ruxin is excited to show off his hot wife. Pete needs a name for the new last-place trophy and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast. Meanwhile, Taco is trying to capture a "Vinegar Stroke".
Pete's split with Meegan intrudes upon Ruxin's marriage, as Sofia is neglecting him sexually in order to spend her time helping Meegan deal with the break-up. Meanwhile, Jenny reveals to Sofia the sexual secrets that ensure that Kevin will never leave her.

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Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers

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Andre and Russell open their wine bar. Pete dates one of Andre's plastic surgery patients. Taco gets addicted to a new kind of herb.

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Some people say that this is the best sport in the world .

Taco turns his van into a puppy petting zoo. Kevin rebels against Jenny's mandate to eat healthier. Pete turns Andre into a "trade maid." Ruxin fights with a neighbor over pee spots in her lawn.

The gang cooks miniature versions of 10 past meals and buries them in a graveyard of ground beef with pizza tombstones. Meals featured: TurBaconEpic, Fast Food Lasagna, Candy BBQ, Triple Meat Log, Fast Food Pizza, Double Kill, Meatball Deathstar, Angry French Canadian, Epic Eggroll, Fast Food Sushi.

Ruxin is banished to South Korea, but remains in touch with the league. Pete enlists Taco Corp in helping get a raise at work. Andre anticipates a punishment that does not exist. Ellie takes Darren Sproles to her Sadie Hawkins dance.
Andre and Kevin disagree over the legitimacy of a trade made right after Kevin's colonoscopy. Pete's grandfather moves into a retirement home and uses the freedom to attempt adultery.
Kevin and Jenny buy a hot tub. Pete's new girlfriend causes an epidemic of hand-holding. Jenny shows houses to Taco. Andre takes advice from too many people.
Kevin and Jenny bet on their son's circumcision. Pete and Taco compete over a newly single woman, with Ruxin expanding his duties as commissioner. Everyone wants to know how and if Andre is circumcised.

A collection of outtakes from the "Green Pancake Potato Stack" episode.

Kevin and Jenny search for the perfect paint color. Sofia accuses Ruxin of "breast favoritism." Andre accidentally upsets a black janitor with a racist comment and donates money to the High School. While Pete tries to defend his High school Pole Vault Record.

This is the first episode to introduce factoids displayed on the bottom of the screen.

Pete runs into his old high-school crush who humiliated him, and Andre helps him woo her. Ellie's boyfriend blackmails Kevin. Taco offers Ruxin a meal to help his low sperm count.

The Critic reviews the first installment of The Matrix to prove to its fan base, represented by Agent Schmuck , that it's not as good as they say. Though he acknowledges that it has some good ideas and action, he feels that some of the effects and fashion haven't aged well and criticizes the plot holes, acting, characters, obvious symbolism, pacing and derivative elements. Special criticism is reserved for the fact that, in reality, the machines wouldn't need the Matrix at all if they're just using humans for power. But he gives credit to the film for the impact it made for cinema.

During the review, he's saved from Agent Schmuck by Malcolmus and Tamity , members of a resistance who don't like the film, and joins them in the end.

Channel Awesome Tag: Keanu Reeves as Neo: “You mean ‘artificial intelligence’?”

Three collections of outtakes and deleted footage to mark the official release of the second Epic Meal Time cookbook. The titles in the YouTube channel are, in order, "Epic Fun Time," "Epic Hilarious Time," and "Epic ROFL Time."

Top Left: Hector Guimard's Paris Métro entrance at Square-Victoria-OACI