DART

Count Jan Kanty Zamoyski

Dick and Dom

Alan Alda

Mark Burnett Productions and Twofour

T–3

A Manchurian wind threatens to cancel Charles' plans for R&R in Seoul, so he enlists Klinger to take him there.

Zach Boren

United Kingdom

Princess Isabel Alfonsa

Desmond, Ian

Steve Hart

Complete

Cathedral of Christ The King

k/kendrho01

Kansas

Independent

Story: Ronny Graham and Don Segall

Charles' new houseboy is actually a Korean spy sent to discover the secret of the 4077th's success in medicine.
Note - Gary Burghoff does not appear in this episode.

George DiCenzo

Scarlet S

Kendrick, Howard

Kulturgeschichte der Stadt Schwalbach

A female Swedish surgeon proves herself superior to Hawkeye and Charles – who vie for her affection.

홍석천

* Washington Nationals

An Eye for a Tooth
The Billfold Syndrome
A Night at Rosie's
The Price

Countess Isabel Alfonsa Zamoyska

Texas Tech

Sarah Hansen

Cox, Edwin Thoms

Seattle, Washington, United States

Laura Sjöqvist

yes

Channel 620

American

#Issue

Wagner, Will

University of Calgary, Haskayne School of Business

Focus Hi-Fi, Focus Bangla

Diving

Right

Vogt with the Oakland Athletics

Rugby League Project and Yesterday's Hero

Norwegian businessman

Brian Arroyo

Derek-Dietrich

Jon Beason

Elisabeth Amalie, probably with her eldest daughter Eleonore, around 1655

Ronny Graham

Ingers Sjoqvist, Ingeborg

Perivale

Alexander Sigismund, Bishop of Augsburg

Jerry Moore—championships, awards, and honors

Korean actor and model

v/vogtst01

Kovacs, Gary

*Miami Marlins

Annalen des Historischen Vereins für den Niederrhein, insbesondere die alte Erzdiözese Köln

Argentina "B"

List of waterfalls of Maharashtra

HRH Countess Isabel Alfonsa Zamoyska

Ian Desmond

None Like it Hot

Ng Style Tai Chi

Brian Mulroney

The area of the Chaube Jagirs in the Imperial Gazetteer of India

Jonathan Genest-Jourdain

Gary

Story: Bernard Dilbert and Gary Markowitz

"All I Have to Do Is Dream"/

Ken Irvine

Preventative Medicine

TKO

WALT

American football player and coach

Argos/Argonauts

Jacob Kielland

Yucca necopina

Kovacs at the 2012 World Economic Forum

Colorado Rockies

Lil

Liberty Mutual Coach of the Year
T–2nd

Vogt, Stephen

seats4 next

Mitch Markowitz received a Writers Guild Award nomination for this episode.

* Colorado Rockies
* Houston Astros
* Chicago Cubs

Hawkeye and B.J. keep a Korean draft dodger hidden, while Klinger tries to bribe his way out of the Army and Potter's mare disappears.
The whole camp seeks refuge at Rosie's to get away from the war. This episode marks the first of three appearances of Sergeant Jack Scully

PERIVALE

During a heat wave, Hawkeye and B.J. get a portable bathtub, Klinger tries another method of getting out of the Army, and Radar needs a tonsillectomy.

Howie-Kendrick

screen actor, voice actor, acting teacher, producer

Kalmar SS

Hong Seok-cheon

Home runs

Corona Lodge

Gérard Asselin

Icedome, Mexico City

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Mitch Markowitz
David Lawrence

Kendrick with the Los Angeles Dodgers

NDP

Allentown, Pennsylvania, United States

Dear Sis

Brian Wilson singles

William Jurgensen
The surgeons of the 4077th, particularly Charles and Potter, are envious of a brilliant youngster who bruises their egos.

None

Episcopal Church in Jerusalem and The Middle East
Suheil Dawani

Boren, Zach

Teleplay: Ronny Graham

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Piggly Wiggly Carolina Co.

National Premier Soccer League

Larry Balmagia & Ronny Graham

Irvine, Ken

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Wu family taijiquan

"Gettin' Hungry"

John C. Mitby, Managing Partner

Mike Pisaturo

Wu-style t'ai chi ch'uan

Edwin Thomas Cox

Conrado Excelso Villegas

Elisabeth Amalie of Hesse-Darmstadt

Axley Brynelson, LLP

Teleplay: Larry Balmagia and Bernard Dilbert

Chicago, Illinois, U.S.

Perivale station building.JPG

Wu-style taijiquan

Follow the leader

"Bird Dog"/

Mayor of Dunedin

Stolen bases

Constituency represented by the Prime Minister

New Zealand rugby league player

December 1967

House of Zamoyski

Charles Dubin

Chemung County

E. Ray Stevens

prev. Lutheranism

Raúl Feito
trenquelauquenche

The 4077th is seen through the eyes of a Private Rich who can't speak due to a throat injury.

New Democratic Party of Canada

Brian Wilson and Mike Love

Lala Sjöqvist

Howie Kendrick

"Problems"/

Green

Stephen Vogt

Kohn, Sally

August

Chilean diplomat

Charles Dubin received Primetime Emmy and Directors Guild Award nominations for this episode, while Ken Levine and David Isaacs received Primetime Emmy and Writers Guild Award nominations.

MORRIS & COTTRILL

Kielland, Jacob

"Caroline, No"

Count Joseph Michael

English

South African businessman

Dietrich, Derek

Unionist

Blue

Channel 780

M*A*S*H

Oakland Athletics

Manicouagan

It's almost Christmas as Father Mulcahy writes to his sister about feeling useless at the 4077th, but his deeds convince him otherwise.

St George's Cathedral, Jerusalem

Positiv Television Pvt. Ltd.

Sydney 2000 Summer Olympics

;NFL
* 3× Pro Bowl
* First-team All-Pro
* Second-team All-Pro
* Ranked #95 in the Top 100 Players of 2011

Perivale Underground Station

Carly Simon and James Taylor

B.Gregory & J.P Monahan

Wide Receiver

"Love of My Life"

Ambassador of Chile to the United States

Colonel Flagg accuses Hawkeye of being a Communist for giving surgical priority to a wounded North Korean. This was Flagg's final appearance in the series.

Tampa Bay Rays

Jonathan Klein

Brazos River yucca

United States soccer pyramid

New York Giants
Miramar, Florida, United States

Kohn

Kothi-Bhaisunda map.jpg

Isabel Alfonsa Of Bourbon-Two Sicilies, Princess

* All-Star
* 3× Silver Slugger Award

inline,title

Partido de Trenque Lauquen, Argentina.png

Brian Wilson/Mike Love
Producer = The Beach Boys

dietri002der

Cox

Dicenzo, George

Charles Langlois

Flag of India.svg

West Florida Argonauts

Dear Comrade

Liberal

Kevin Calver

Moore, Jerry

"Bird Dog"

Dallas Area Rapid Transit Light Rail

Madison, Wisconsin

Klein

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

Commander Pierce

* All-Star

Defensive Back

J.A Cope

Roxbury, Kansas

United States

Davis, Richie

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Lam, Sam

Paldeo

Jonathan

James "Froggy" Williams (American Football)

House Brunton

fowler002wil

Peruvian general election, 2016

Shandling at the 39th Emmy Awards, 1987

Italian princess

Red and Gray

Mexico

Ken Levine & David Isaacs

Edwin Thoms

Cerro Machu Apacheta

solo_singer

Hot Lips is Back in Town

Ma Yueh-liang ,

Primetime

Erik Tarloff

South Carolina, Coastal Georgia

Derek Dietrich

Are You Smarter Than a/Your 10 Year Old?

Brazil

Print

Will Wagner

American baseball player

George Ralph DiCenzo

Adelaide, Australia

Jacob

B.J. cares for a poor Korean family, while a general is unamused by Hawkeye's bedside manner.

Focus NE

Optical imaging

The 4077th takes shelter in a cave during a shelling but it doesn't do anyone any good.
Note - Gary Burghoff does not appear in this episode.

Joshua

Tennessee Titans

Klein, Joshua

Sally Kohn

Interceptions

EMI

Alan Alda won the Primetime Emmy Award for writing this episode.
Note - Gary Burghoff does not appear in this episode.

Garry Emmanuel Shandling

Stanley Tischer and Larry L. Mills received Primetime Emmy and ACE Eddie Award nominations for editing this episode.

Left

B.J. tries to arrange a party for the staff's stateside families, amid skepticism that it'll ever happen.

Bernard St-Laurent

Cover of the first edition

They Call the Wind Korea

''IBC TV-35 Manila

present

吳氏 or 吳家

Gustave Blouin

India

Beason, Jonathan

American technologist

Beason, Jon

Taukeiaho, Sio Siua

Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?

desmon001ian

Sally

Kenneth John Irvine

Donna Artz-DiCenzo

Countess Maria Cristina

Canadian soccer player

Canadian businessman

Fowler, Dexter

Chief Executive Officer of AVG Technologies

Pan American Ice Hockey Tournament

Desmond with the Washington Nationals

C*A*V*E

Shelby High School

Chicago, Illinois, US

Lawyer, journalist, political commentator, CEO of a think tank

* Carolina Panthers
* New York Giants

पालदेव रियासत

Retired

Sam Lam Lit Sing

Injured Reserve

End of 2016

T–6th

Cadence 1350
"Let's Go to Heaven in My Car"

Gary Kovacs

BUE126

Shandling, Garry

location of Trenque Lauquen Partido in Buenos Aires Province

Radar fears Colonel Potter's friendship with a Nurse Colonel who's come to the 4077th may be inappropriate. Starring Carmen Mathews as Col. Lilian "Lil" Rayborn.

André Maltais

Allentown, Pennsylvania, U.S.

Lawyer, journalist, political commentator, CEO of athink tank

Mexico U17

CEO of Mozilla Corporation

Devoted to You

SoCon Hall of Fame

Switch

title

B.J. Papa San

The corona Lodge in Berea

Alan Alda and Burt Metcalfe

InterPride

d/desmoia01

Argie the Argonaut

Manuel Ávila

InterPride is the International Association of LGBTI Pride Organizers.

Kovacs

NE TV

T–9

UB6

Hawkeye plots to put a visiting commanding officer with the highest casualty rate in Korea off duty while also wrestling with BJ about the ethics of the situation.

Democratic

This episode was filmed in black and white and features clips from past episodes including Henry Blake, Trapper John McIntyre and Frank Burns.

John Gies

seats4 end

American football player, linebacker

Dick & Dom's Are You Smarter Than a 10 Year Old?/Damian's Are You Smarter Than Your 10 Year Old?

A TV correspondent interviews the 4077th about the war and home.
Hawkeye takes matters into his own hands when peace talks break down. This was the episode in which B. J. grows his mustache

American lawyer and journalist

British actor and singer
Hart, Steve

West Florida Argos logo.png

Peace on Us

Valdes, Juan Gabriel

Major Ego

Charles' ego inflates when a reporter comes to the 4077th to do a story about him after he saves a life in the OR.
Note - Gary Burghoff does not appear in this episode.

Edwin Thoms Cox

Dexter-Fowler

Willard High School (Ohio) Crimson Flashes

New South Communications

Sally Rebecca Kohn

Countess Maria Teresa

Point of View

Trenque Lauquen

Natural Law and Natural Rights

Sio Siua Taukeiaho

Machu Apacheta

national

kendri001how

T–1st

Cox, Edwin Thomas

Ealing

Sjoqvist, Laura

Ain't Love Grand?
Rally Round the Flagg, Boys

Northwest Missouri

Global

Actor, restaurateur and politician

Out of Gas

HRH Princess Isabel Alfonsa of Bourbon-Two Sicilies

Tim Tarvin

Hong Sŏkch'ŏn

Bishop

Father Mulcahy is unhappy about not being promoted, while Hawkeye and B.J. heighten the prank war with Charles and Margaret.
Note - Gary Burghoff does not appear in this episode.

George M. Baird

right

Place of Worship

Hits

Diver

National Association of Lesbian/Gay Pride Coordinators, International Association of Lesbian/Gay Pride Coordinators, International Association of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Coordinators

Garry Shandling

f/fowlede01

Baby, It's Cold Outside
Larry Balmagia

North Texas State

American comedian

Roxbury

Mongo

University of West Florida

Ingeborg Sjöqvist at the 1936 Olympics

Paldeo State

* Houston Texans *
* San Diego Chargers *
* Tennessee Titans *
:(*Offseason and/or practice squad member only)

Manicouagan in relation to other Quebec federal electoral districts

Avila, Manuel

The Party

Fowler with the Houston Astros

seats4 begin

Quebec

Chicago Cubs

Washington Nationals

Tino

Australian rugby league player

NCAA

Miami Marlins

Neuburg Palace, Neuburg, Germany

India and worldwide

conference

Los Angeles Dodgers

Whippet

American boxer

GREENFORD

Capacity build, coalition building, public education

Bonham, Texas

Law

Special

Marton

Tom Reeder

Christian name & surname

Cathedral of Christ the King in November 1960

Greater London

Ian-Desmond

college years

James Sheldon
Sheldon Bull

WOKK

Partido de Trenque Lauquen

Noel's Are You Smarter Than a/Your 10 Year Old?

wúshì or wújiā

Our Finest Hour

Wu Yanxia in the posture Grasp Bird's Tail during a form demonstration in Toronto, 1995
Wu-shi taijiquan

London

Rhode Island

New Palace, Gießen, Germany

Channel 767

operator(s)

Jerusalem

late 19th century

Father Mulcahy volunteers to deal with black marketeers when there's a shortage of sodium pentothal.

Location within the state of Kansas

Ghislain Fournier

Quarterback sacks

Boron nitride

National Premier Soccer League logo.svg

Klinger falls for a classy nurse while Charles tries to reform a Korean business girl at Rosie's.
Note - Gary Burghoff does not appear in this episode. But radar is mentioned

Swedish diver

Joshua Klein

Colombia

Nuestra Señora del Rosario

DZTV-TV (IBC-13 Manila)

DART rail.jpg

Alberta Golden Bears, Concordia College Alberta

Rick Turner and Marsha H. Levine

d/dietrde01

Atlanta, Georgia

George Tyne

both

Not awarded until 1935

coach
TSN

Grey Cup - 1970

Pickerington, Ohio

Red & gray

Residential

The Young and the Restless
Charles gives Hawkeye and B.J. the silent treatment, while Sidney is summoned to speak to a shell-shocked medic.

American football player, fullback

Laura

Moore, Gerald Hundley

"Claudette"

Dowager She

gee

college clubs

Channel 993

Appalachian State

"B"

Wu school of taijiquan

Hong, Seok-cheon
Actor, restaurateur and entrepreneur

Count Karol Alfons

Organizations producing LGBT Pride parades and other events

Stanford Cardinal baseball navigational boxes

none

Washington Crossing, Pennsylvania, U.S.

Neuburg an der Donau, Germany

Wagner at a press conference

Margaret gets divorced from Donald, while Radar tries to assert himself with an attractive young nurse.

Channel 855

Dietrich during his tenure with the Bowling Green Hot Rods, single-A affiliates of the Tampa Bay Rays, in

Tony Mordente

*Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
*Los Angeles Dodgers

Visalia, California

Republican

"Devoted to You"

Ingenio

Klein, Jonathan

Linda Doucett

Kalmar, Sweden

active

Jerry Moore

Dexter Fowler

Burt Metcalfe

Disaster monitoring

Carolina Panthers

* Tampa Bay Rays
* Oakland Athletics

American actor

Kielland

Stephen-Vogt

England

Coaches

During a cold snap, Charles makes everyone jealous with his winter coat, while Hawkeye must treat a patient with severe hypothermia.

Seven years

seats4 last

Unconditional Unionist

Shinners

Chief Executive Officer ofAVG Technologies

Ken Levine & David Isaacs and Johnny Bonaduce

Sarasota, Florida

Sjoqvist

With Potter in Seoul and Charles incapacitated, Hawkeye takes command of the 4077th – and soon learns how difficult it is to be in charge. This is the first episode featuring a mustached B.J. Hunnicutt, which he will keep for the remainder of the series.
Inga
Gary David Goldberg won the Writers Guild Award for this episode.

Laura Sjoqvist

Daytime

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Larry Balmagia and Ronny Graham

Blue Line train heading towards Ledbetter Station

Piedmont, California, U.S.