After Jessie and Ravi discover that Zuri is a chess prodigy, Jessie enters Zuri into a chess competition where she can win two tickets for a trip to Paris. Meanwhile, while watching a show about unsolved crimes, Luke and Emma start to believe that Bertram is the scuba bandit and try to prove this. However, Bertram finds out and forces them to be his crime assistants. In the end, Zuri throws the match so that her opponent can go home to Paris to see his family and make amends and Luke and Emma discover that Bertram is not really the Scuba Bandit, he was just pretending to get back at them for believing that he was. However, when they're watching the show again, they start to believe that Jessie is the sweetheart thief as the episode ends.

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Jessie takes Emma to the DMV so she can get her driver's license. Meanwhile, Luke and Ravi break Zuri's wishing bowl.
Normally, Jessie reads Zuri a bedtime story, but this time Zuri tells the story to Jessie, which soon places all of them into a medieval world. Peasant Tony will do anything to please Princess Jessie, though he is going against another guy fighting for her, who is supposed to represent a guy named Brody in the real world. In the real world, a guy named Brody asks Jessie out on a date, which actually causes Tony to become jealous.

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Bertram helps Luke shave, but it turns into a disaster when Bertram accidentally shaves one part of Luke's head after Zuri startles him, leading both of them to fear retaliation from Luke. However, accepting Jessie's advice to not retaliate, Luke decides not to take revenge on Bertram and Zuri, as he is becoming more mature. Meanwhile, Darla comes to New York to visit Jessie. To avoid being mocked by Darla for not going through with her wedding to Brooks, Jessie lies and tells Darla that Tony is Brooks.

Guest stars: Chris Galya as Tony, Molly Burnett as Darla

Jessie believes that Connie , a math tutor she finds for Luke, will be the perfect influence, not realizing that Connie is obsessed with Luke. Connie asks Luke to a Harry Potter dance and Jessie forces him to accept. Jessie soon realizes that Connie really is a creepy stalker. Meanwhile, Ravi is convinced that he can predict the future with his Mystical iBall application on his tablet. Zuri does not believe him at first, but after asking a question that gave her an unpredictable answer , Zuri finally agrees with Ravi's Mystical iBall application. Once these younger Ross siblings hear of terrible predictions about Bertram's fate from the Mystical iBall, they try and convince Bertram to stay alert.

Special guest star: Sierra McCormick as Connie

After Luke injures his leg dancing, he must stay home and miss the carnival. Since he is wheelchair-ridden, he stays on the terrace of the penthouse and notices a suspicious figure dressed in black at the carnival. Concerned, Luke enlists Emma's help to find out who the shadowy figure is. They think it is Agatha in a clown costume, but it turns out to be Bertram. Meanwhile, Jessie is confused on why people keep winning at her booth, so she vows to get to the bottom of the situation.

Zuri is having problems with her teacher, Ms. Folkemburg , so Jessie decides to volunteer as the classroom aide. Jessie tries to become the teacher's pet, but accidentally ends up becoming her best friend. Now, Jessie has to go along with it in order for Zuri to do better in school. Meanwhile, Ravi has issues with Mrs. Kipling, causing him to stay in Luke's room for a couple of days. Worried about Ravi's self-being and sanity, Luke enlists Emma and Bertram to help him get rid of Ravi by insulting Mrs. Kipling.

Guest star: Cheri Oteri as Ms. Folkemburg

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Once Luke, Ravi, Zuri, and Stuart are stranded in the Ross panic room with only access to the eight monitor screens of the penthouse's rooms, Luke and Stuart are forced to confess their secrets. Meanwhile, Emma and Bertram support Jessie while she prepares for a TV audition. Unfortunately, this causes Jessie to get trapped in the panic room along with the rest of the children as she realizes were gone for hours.

Guest star: JJ Totah as Stuart Wooten

In an effort to help Ravi make friends, Jessie takes him to a MENSA meeting in the park; however, their friends, Madeline and Scott , may be too good to be true. Meanwhile, Luke tricks Bertram into helping him find a valuable sports card. Jessie goes on a date with Scott. When Jessie, Scott, Bertram, and Luke return to the penthouse, Scott reveals that he is robbing the penthouse with his sister, Madeline, and they handcuff the others. Next, Jessie tricks the troublesome two and says she wants to help them. While in the elevator, Jessie reveals she is calling the cops and the two siblings are arrested.

Guest stars: Francesca Capaldi as Madeline, Blake Cooper Griffin as Scott

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Jessie scores a role on a show, Aloha Crime, which shoots in Hawaii around Christmas, so Jessie takes the children. When they arrive, Bertram is renting Christina and Morgan's villa out to Jessie's famous friend, Shaylee Michaels, to earn some money. Parker and Joey Rooney from Liv and Maddie are staying in next door to the Rosses. Joey develops a crush on Emma and Parker befriends Zuri.

Guest stars: Joey Bragg as Joey Rooney, Tenzing Norgay Trainor as Parker Rooney, Maia Mitchell as Shaylee

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Jessie hooks Zuri up with a new girl named Wendy McMillan after seeing a director to get her acting career started. With Jessie she is an angel, but while Bertram is in charge, she tears up the place and wrecks everything. Bertram tries to take care of it, but Wendy hooks Bertram up as well. Zuri tells Jessie she is a monster and wants to stop playing with her. Meanwhile, Emma goes over her limit on her cell phone bill, so Jessie forces her to get a job so she can pay the bill herself. However, when she finds out that her brothers have also set up a booth that sells more nutritious items, Emma's instincts suspect that Luke and Ravi want competition, making her upset and frustrated about her work ethic.

Guest stars: Isabella Cramp as Wendy McMillan, Stephen Guarino as James McMillan, Lombardo Boyar as Boomer

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Issei and Asia go on a date, where Asia shares her background story. Yuma Amano, who reveals herself to be the fallen angel Raynare, captures Asia. Despite Rias's warnings not to fight the fallen angels, Issei tries to rescue Asia and gets help from Koneko and Yuta. They battle Freed and cause him to retreat; however they are too late to save Asia, as she dies from having her Sacred Gear stolen by Raynare. After Issei defeats Raynare, Rias revives Asia as a devil using her bishop piece. She has her live with Issei, and the club welcomes her with a party.

Jessie meets a new friend named Abbey in acting class, but Jessie finds surprising things about Abbey. Abbey copied Jessie's idea, leaving everyone thinking that was Abbey's brilliant idea. Abbey then bribes Ravi to fire Jessie in the play, but Ravi double-crosses her and helps Jessie instead. Meanwhile, Luke invites a new member to his crew who, to Luke's annoyance, Zuri suddenly has a crush on him, which makes Stuart a bit jealous and upset. Emma advises Stuart to be more funny, but he takes her advice a too literally, boring Zuri in the process. In the end, Stuart stands up for Zuri and she thanks him for that. Luke leaves due to the intensity of the situation.

Guest stars: Jillian Rose Reed as Abbey, J.J. Totah as Stuart Wooten, Nathaniel J. Potvin as Shane, Tom Parker as River Stevens

Kenny the Koala has always been there for Luke during countless days and nights, until one day when his obsession crosses the line. Luke must make the biggest decision of his life. He can either give up Kenny or embrace him until the end of his days. Meanwhile, Stuart is devastated that Zuri continuously tries avoiding him and he devises a plan to make her jealous by flirting with Emma instead, despite Emma's annoyance. Convinced enough, Zuri does become jealous and pleads with him to get over Emma. Back on the terrace, Kenny accidentally slips out of Jessie's hands as he gets torn up by a car and a horse, causing Luke to go into a deep shock while accusing Jessie for this mess. Near the end, Luke, saddened by Kenny's sudden fall, reveals why Kenny is so important to him and that he was his only family until Morgan and Christina brought him to the city of New York. Zuri apologizes for taunting Luke all this time and they have a brief embrace. Stuart successfully fixes Kenny, as Luke thanks him and Ravi for saving his best friend from a near-death experience.

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Jessie competes with another nanny named Agatha , who forbids her from taking the Ross children to Central Park. Agatha writes on her website, Toddler Tattler, about Jessie and what a bad nanny she is by posting pictures of Jessie brushing dirt off of Zuri's rear end. Agatha twists the truth and writes that Jessie always spanks Zuri and that was proof. However, it was libel since the picture was taken by Agatha herself when Zuri fell in the dirt. When Christina finds out about the website, she believes Jessie and does not fire her; instead she helps her get rid of Agatha. Meanwhile, at the penthouse, Bertram is sick and tired of Luke and Ravi constantly "nurpling" each other, so he teaches them a lesson by teaching them how to wrestle.

Absent: Peyton List as Emma Ross

Jessie is worried that Tony will propose after he invites her out for a special evening to meet his parents, so she drags Zuri and her new friend to the dinner to keep him from doing anything romantic. Meanwhile, a boy named Stuart develops a huge crush on Zuri and she gets annoyed by him. Elsewhere, Emma and Bertram compete with Luke and Ravi to see who really owns the Ross screening room. Sadly, this causes a rift of trust between the pairs as they all seek revenge on each other. Luke and Ravi wind up trapped outside on the terrace, barely surviving and almost freezing to death. Emma and Bertram end up trapped in a rope net and Zuri tries to help them down with some children's scissors to cut the rope lines and says that it takes hours to cut paper with it.

Guest stars: Chris Galya as Tony, JJ Totah as Stuart

Celebrity actor Jordan Taylor comes to stay at the Ross household. Jessie and Emma fight for his affection, while Luke and Zuri make prank phone calls on his phone. Bertram pretends to work while Morgan Ross is in town. Even though Morgan tells everyone not to tell people that Jordan is staying at the Ross penthouse, Emma tries to ruin Jessie's date with Jordan, disobeying her father's orders.

Guest stars: Charles Esten as Morgan Ross, Lachlan Buchanan as Jordan Taylor

After Zuri's doll is ruined, she and Jessie attempt to raise two-hundred dollars for a new one, despite attempts on being stopped by a cop and Mrs. Chesterfield. Meanwhile, Ravi starts as the new student in Luke and Emma's school, though Luke expects him to act normal on his first day. Despite trying to fit in, Ravi's first unexpected attempt to embarrass Luke led him to lie to his friends about Ravi because of his geeky cricket uniform. Luckily, Ravi helps stop a school bully when he has him eat one of his dragon fire peppers.

Guest star: Carolyn Hennesy as Rhoda Chesterfield

Jessie is in need of some extra money to buy her dad a birthday present, so she gets a job at the Empire Skate Building before realizing that Emma is her boss. Emma goes very hard on Jessie and they argue in front of an important critic that is reviewing the restaurant. Meanwhile, Luke and Zuri raise money to have Jessie "babysit" for children.

Guest stars: Lombardo Boyar as Boomer, Kurt Ela as Beau Jones

Jessie Prescott arrives in New York, where she is dumped out of her cab at the Ross' condo building and meets a little girl named Zuri and the doorman of the Fairfield, Tony . Witnessing her nanny Kate running out hysterically, Zuri asks Jessie to be her new nanny. Refusing, Jessie passionately states that she came to New York to follow her dream. Taking it as a joke, Zuri kindly pulls Jessie upstairs, saying how she likes her food. Jessie meets Bertram , a sarcastic, lazy butler, and adoptive parents, Morgan and Christina Ross. They hire her to be the a nanny to Zuri, Ravi , Luke , who gets a crush on Jessie, and Emma . After initially failing to win over each child, they attempt to run away. She soon makes up her mistakes to each child except Emma, who is upset that her parents cannot attend her science fair. Jessie goes to the movie set where Morgan and Christina are telling them that they need to spend more time with their children, as their presence is important in their lives; this move gets her fired. Nevertheless, she attends Emma's science fair to support her. However, Emma's parents show up to the science fair as well, having taken Jessie's advice. Emma wins the science fair and Jessie is rehired. Each child attempts to give Jessie another chance.

Guest stars: Christina Moore as Christina Ross, Charles Esten as Morgan Ross, Chris Galya as Tony, Brian Carpenter as Head Judge and Bryan Fuller as A.D.

Jessie tells the children that their parents have lost their money, so everyone has to find a way to make some more. Meanwhile, Mrs. Chesterfield moves into their apartment while Tony lets Jessie and the children use his. After days of sleeping in the tiny ramshackle apartment and working for money, Jessie tells the children that the government has made a mistake and that their parents have their money back. Mrs. Chesterfield, who wrongly ends up as a suspect for the Ross' financial loss ends up losing her money after Ravi finds some illegal tax deductions on her computer, so Tony offers to let Mrs. Chesterfield stay at his apartment.

Guest stars: Carolyn Hennesy as Rhoda Chesterfield, Chris Galya as Tony

Jessie gets to an important audition, but she and Ravi get on the game show called "Rides to Riches", where contestants can win prizes on taxi rides. Meanwhile, Luke and Emma find out that Bertram has a secret hobby.

Jessie gets a role as an understudy to a famous Broadway actress, Susan Channing, but Luke and Ravi sabotage Susan so Jessie can play the part. Meanwhile, Bertram wants to win his own cooking show, so Emma and Zuri try to help out and end up becoming Internet stars after their mishaps in the kitchen get Susan in a mess on camera.

Guest star: Amanda Jane Cooper as Susan Channing

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Justin Timberlake is in town and Jessie gets two VIP tickets to see him. Emma enlists the help of Ravi to try to get Jessie's VIP wristband. Jessie then realizes that she only has one ticket and tells Ravi about the news. Ravi tells Emma and Zuri and they plan on stopping Jessie from going to the concert. Ravi then grabs the ticket and makes a run for it, only to find himself outnumbered on the terrace. Jessie commands him to cut up the wristband and he does so. Meanwhile, Bertram and Luke start fighting over Bertram's new coffee maker that he calls Serena. At the end, Jessie, Emma, and Zuri find out that Ravi had conned them and had gone to the concert.

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When Mrs. Chesterfield's hands get stuck to her head because her hair gel is switched with glue, she accuses all of the Ross children. Meanwhile, Tony and Jessie attempt to go on a date, but in all of the chaos, they miss their dinner reservation, movie, and carriage ride. At the end, Jessie apologizes to Tony for them missing their third first date. Ravi plays the part of a detective along with Mr. Kipling. In the end, Mrs. Chesterfield's pet chihuahua, Zeus, is revealed as the culprit.
Emma has a huge crush on a bad boy named Vincent ; after an awkward encounter, they start dating. Jessie is excited to meet Emma's new boyfriend, but when they do meet, Jessie is thrown off-guard because he is nothing like what she expected. Jessie believes that he is a bad influence on Emma. Meanwhile, Zuri plants a tree in Central Park for her project and becomes way too overprotective of it.

After Jessie accepts an invitation for lunch with Tony, Emma offers Jessie unsolicited love advice she read from her favorite teen magazine. Meanwhile, Ravi gets sick of being the target of Luke's practical jokes, so he decides to get back at Luke by telling him that his karma will get him.

Guest star: Chris Galya as Tony

Things become intense when Bryn comes back to be Emma's co-anchor at school. Meanwhile, when Jessie finds out Zuri is snooping through her diary, she teaches Zuri a lesson.

Guest stars: Katherine McNamara as Bryn

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After Jessie embarrasses Luke in front of a bully, he does not want her to help him with anything in public. When the mean child faces off with Luke in the neighborhood paintball contest, Luke has no one to be his partner. Upset, Jessie arrives at the park to prove to Luke that she can help him win the paintball contest. Meanwhile, Zuri invites Emma to her B.Y.O.B. tea party, but Emma turns down the invitation when her friend Jasmine gives her a free pass to a fashion show. However, when Emma is ready for the fashion show, Jasmine gives the passes to the Olsen Twins, so Bertram insists that Emma spends the day with Zuri after he had been the unwanted guest at the tea party for the last part of the episode.

Guest star: Ava Penne as Jasmine, Devan Leos as Trevor

Ravi and Luke are flying a model helicopter when it flies into a giant teacup on a billboard. Ravi, Luke, and Bertram also get stuck in the teacup trying to rescue the helicopter. Meanwhile, Jessie and Tony go on their fourth date and try to make it perfect because of their previous three dates all going wrong and because of Jessie's bad experience with a previous prom date. Emma and Zuri help plan the date/prom make-up by doing an under the sea theme for the date. Jessie and Tony end up getting stuck in the giant teacup billboard. When Jessie gets soaking wet, just like her last prom date, it sets their course for a fiasco, but Tony considers her beautiful, no matter how she looks, and kisses her. The episode ends with them dancing the night away in the giant teacup, where Bertram, Luke, and Ravi also are because they are stuck.

On his first date, Issei Hyodo is killed by Yuma Amano, a girl who sprouts black wings and stabs him in the abdomen with a spear of light. He wakes up the next day intact, assuming the incident to be a dream. However, when Issei is stabbed in the abdomen again by another winged creature, Rias Gremory, the school idol, intervenes, saying that Issei is her own. The next morning, Issei discovers he and Rias are naked together in bed. Reassuring that the dreams were real, Rias introduces herself as a devil and his new master. He is recruited to the Occult Research Club, where he meets the club members who are devil servants for Rias: school mascot girl Koneko Toujou, school prince Yuto Kiba, and big sister beauty Akeno Himejima. His job is to hand out flyers and tries to establish contracts in order to advance as a devil and eventually have servants of his own as a Harem King. After dealing with an unusual contact, he befriends a newly transferred nun named Asia Argento, and later observes Rias's team take on a stray devil. He encounters a renegade priest Freed Sellzen but Asia tries to protect Issei as Rias's team retrieves him.

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Bertram's mother visits to celebrate his birthday, but sadly for them, they do not get along very well, as Wanda continuously steals the spotlight, even if she has to go through extreme measures. Furious with his mother, Bertram stands up for himself, after practicing for a quite a while beforehand, and gives her "the talk" in front of Jessie and the Ross children, thus gaining more confidence to reveal his soft side for the children. Wanda apologizes for her bad behavior as they both happily embrace, making Bertram hungry in the end. Meanwhile, the science world puts the Ross brothers to the test as they're assigned a project which requires an egg. Ravi decides that they should drop the egg and capture its results. Fortunately, Luke perceives this as an opportunity to prove that he is really smart by showing off his outside-the-box thinking. Unfortunately for him, Jessie and Ravi do not accept out-of-the-box ideas and Ravi claims their science project as his own achievement, which confuses Luke.

Guest star: Lainie Kazan as Wanda Winkle

Agatha's twin sister, Angela, visits. After Agatha refuses to let her stay in her apartment, Jessie tells her she can stay at the Ross household. Angela is sweet at first, but has a hidden dark side. Jessie suspects that she is trying to steal her job and catch Tony's eye. With the help of Agatha, Jessie unmasks who Angela really is. Meanwhile, Emma is horrified when a huge pimple grows on her nose, but it goes away thanks to a non-organic cream Angela made.

Jessie gets her big break as a stunt double to famous Australian actress Shaylee Michaels and the two become friends. Chaos ensues when the movie's director and Shaylee's boyfriend, McD , starts flirting with Jessie. McD turns Jessie against Shaylee by saying that she was lying to her. Luckily for Jessie, Luke records McD flirting with Jessie and Jessie and Shaylee become friends again. Meanwhile, Emma and Ravi help sneak Zuri's pet zebra into the penthouse, but after they get caught, they also end up losing Mrs. Kipling. Now, they must set out and save Mrs. Kipling from the maniacal zoo caretaker Ms. Lumpkey .

Guest stars: Maia Mitchell as Shaylee Michaels, John DeLuca as McD

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When down-to-earth farm girl Maybelle moves into the Fairfield after winning the lottery, Jessie wants Emma to invite her to her party. However, Emma wants it to be sophisticated since she has invited her crush, Rick Larkin, to the party. Emma tries to help Maybelle become a New Yorker, but it does not seem to work. At the party, Maybelle has become sophisticated, which attracts Emma's new boyfriend Rick, who asks her out. Furious that Rick wants to cheat on Emma, Maybelle hogties him. Rick lies and Emma embarrasses her. Eventually, Zuri tells Emma the truth and she dumps Rick and starts fresh with Maybelle. Meanwhile, Ravi gets shot down by Mr. Collinsworth, the school music teacher, to join the band, so Jessie, Ravi, and Luke start their own band with other school band rejects. Jessie thinks they're not good enough and decides to keep them from playing in the Battle of the Bands by hiding their instruments. When Ravi tells her they just wanted to have fun, she finds their instruments and they play. As predicted, they are horrible, but Ravi's sitar solo impresses Mr. Collinsworth, who invites him to join the band, but Ravi rejects him. In the end, Mr. Collinsworth joins their band by playing his cheeks, which is just humming.

Guest stars: Stefanie Scott as Maybelle, Brian Stepanek as Mr. Collinsworth, Noah Centineo as Rick

A package arrives for Ravi with a bell in it. He claims the bell has magical powers. When Zuri and Jessie are both holding the bell and arguing with each other, it causes them to switch bodies. Then Emma and Luke switch bodies under similar circumstances and then Ravi and Bertram switch bodies. The body transfers result in many problems. Emma needs to be back in her own body to shoot her Kitty Couture web show and Luke doesn`t like Emma acting girly in his body. When Ravi and Bertram switch bodies, Ravi gets freaked out because Bertram is obsessed with having hair and keeps stroking it. Zuri acts very childish while in Jessie`s body and Jessie has trouble getting Zuri to listen to her. Jessie has her first big acting role and needs Zuri to cooperate. During Jessie`s performance, Ravi realizes everyone was arguing when they switched bodies; to switch back, they must say positive things about one another while holding the bell. He and Bertram switch back and then Jessie runs the bell up to Zuri onstage. After Luke and Emma switch back, Ravi claims he destroyed the bell, but at the end of the episode it appears Mrs. Kipling and Jessie have now switched bodies. It is revealed that the entire episode was just Mrs. Kipling's dream and she wakes up just as soon as the package actually arrives.

Guest star: Robert Picardo as Cyril Lipton

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Jessie notices that Emma is constantly doing her homework at the last minute; now she is doing the same for her social studies report, which makes Jessie scold her just like her dad would do back at the military base. As she tries to take the children to Battery Park, they get lost and have a wild subway adventure. Meanwhile, back at the penthouse, Luke starts break-dancing again, but he hears a scream coming from the kitchen. It turns out to be Bertram, who falls unconscious at the sight of a poisonous spider called the speckled recluse , so both of them try to get rid of it by using their "winging-it" ideas , leading them to their final plan. In the end, Emma finishes her homework using the experiences in the adventure while Luke and Bertram end up with hundreds of spider babies from the eggs that the speckled recluse laid.

Jessie and Tony set up dates for each other to prove they are moving on. Tony believes Jessie is actually planning to set him up with herself, but when he learns she set him up with her friend, he asks the janitor, Earl, to take Jessie out on a date, unaware that Earl likes to eat food people throw out. Meanwhile, Ravi gets an internship at the Central Park zoo, but Luke messes around with the animals when Ravi is put in charge so Emma can take his mentor for a makeover.

Guest stars: Garrett Clayton as Earl, Chris Galya as Tony

After the Ross children jump rope an award winning television producer called Corrine, she offers them a TV show. Jessie gets over-excited and says yes before the children could say their opinions. They all go back to the penthouse and discuss the show. The next day they start filming and they say they all love each other, but Corrine edits it to make it seem like they all say something rude about something or somebody else. They go back to the penthouse; then in the elevator, they hatch a plan and decide to be nice, but also steal all their footage and upload it to the Internet because Corrine was rude to them. It works and Mrs Kipling makes them leave by giving them a fright.

Guest star: Rachel Germaine as Corrine

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Jessie, Bertram, and the children head to Bali for a family vacation, but when their private jet starts to experience difficulties, Jessie takes control of the cockpit and makes an emergency landing on a tropical island. Jessie must figure out how to get the children home safely, all while recovering from a poisonous bug bite, escaping scary monsters and tracking down Mr. Kipling. When Jessie receives a bug bite, it makes her insane and Emma tries to cure her with a spork. Meanwhile, Luke warns Bertram and Zuri about "monsters" living on this mysterious island. Luke and Zuri try to find Ravi to run away while Ravi pleads with Mr. Kipling to go back with him. Jessie finds the children in a small hut nearby and finds out that there is no monster after all, just an insane biologist in an insect mask. When Emma finally navigates a helicopter to come and rescue her family, Jessie is relieved and the children hop on. Ravi is so heartbroken without his pet that he decides to stay on the island until Mr. Kipling returns to him. In the end, Jessie and Emma find out that Bertram's cooked bird had babies before it was roasted.
Bertram convinces Jessie to act likes he is successful at his high school reunion. However, the lies lead them both into trouble. Ravi steals a game when Jessie tells him he cannot get it. Luke and Ravi play the game and hide it from Jessie every time she comes around. Ravi tries to return the game with the help from Emma, Zuri, and Luke.

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Luke and the girls pull a prank on Bertram, pushing him to his limit. He then quits and works for Rhoda. Meanwhile, the Ross children and Jessie hire a new butler named Roger, who is highly strict of his rules, wants Jessie to pass her essay to the fullest, and wants the children to keep the whole penthouse tidy. Elsewhere, Rhoda makes moves on Bertram which he finds uncomfortable. Later, the girls and Luke apologize to Bertram for pulling the prank. Rhoda gets upset because the Rosses always have a happy ending and she ends up isolated. Roger then walks in and Rhoda hires him to be her new butler.

Guest star: Carolyn Hennesy as Rhoda Chesterfield

While shooting a video to show to one of her friends back in Texas, Jessie puts on an expensive tiara that Morgan bought for Christina when they got married. While shooting the video on the terrace, she accidentally drops the tiara into Ms. Chesterfield's pool. Ms. Chesterfield does not give the tiara back when asked and threatens to tell Morgan and Christina that Jessie was using it. To distract Ms. Chesterfield, Jessie forces Bertram to ask Ms. Chesterfield out on a date.

That a man ...who has acquired wealth by trade or manufacture should leave the city to develop an ideal farm is something new and notable. This is what Mr. Walter W. Law has done at Briarcliff Manor. He determined to have a farm run absolutely on the highest principles—a farm where science should speak the first word and the last word, and all the time. Science is nothing but accumulated experience; what we have found out to be best and truest; and so Briarcliff Manor farms were simply to do the best, instead of second best, or third best, or tenth best. The houses were to be models, the stables were to be ideal, the orchards planted and worked ideally, the gardens must show what possibly could be done in vegetables, and the corn crop and the oats and the wheat must not be left to any guesses of man or nature. Feeding must be done on scientific principles; barns must be as sanitary as houses; stables must be sunny and thoroughly ventilated. Water must be absolutely pure for the cattle, and their sanitary conditions as perfect as those for human beings.

Emma and Luke teach Bertram how to salsa dance in order to impress the building's chef, Salma Espinoza, but Bertram's confidence gets hold of him. However, Luke and Emma are determined to teach Bertram. Meanwhile, Zuri trades Jessie's childhood doll for a bunny that gives chocolate. Angry and upset, Jessie ignores Zuri until she apologizes, with Ravi gloating. The trio comes up with a plan to retrieve Jessie's doll. At Central Park, Bertram dances with Salma happily after gaining his confidence back, but leaves him again when he notices the judges staring at him. Emma pleads Bertram to look inside of himself and say that he can do it. Luke shows off his dancing skills with Salma as his current partner. In the end, Emma and Luke win the trophy as the best salsa dancers at Central Park. Elsewhere, Jessie retrieves her precious doll and hugs Zuri with Ravi smiling.

Guest star: Stephanie Beatriz as Salma Espinoza

Jessie and Zuri discover Stuart is cooler than his old self because he has a new laid back nanny named Hudson. When Jessie forbids Zuri from hanging out with Stuart after she and Stuart's nanny get into an argument, Zuri and Stuart run away. Meanwhile, Ravi competes for the talent show, but Bertram wants him to sing and Luke wants him to dance. However, he cannot do it and does cup stacking at the show instead and wins the first-prize trophy.

Guest stars: Matt Shively as Hudson, J.J Totah as Stuart

Jessie becomes frustrated that she cannot land any acting gigs, so she takes matters into her own hands by participating in a 24-hour film festival. She recruits the children to help her direct, shoot, and edit her film with Tony, but things get complicated when all the children have their own ideas about what the film should be about.

Guest star: Chris Galya as Tony

Emma falls for a cute boy named Brett Summers. But he loves sports and Emma does not know anything about sports. So Luke helps her and sits behind the chair and texts Emma what to say. Then Brett finds out and then he forgives her. Then they play a game and then he leaves and tells her that he is studying. But he really went to the screening room with Luke. Then Emma gets mad and breaks up with him. Then Brett watches the movie and gets mad because Luke likes the Yankees and Brett does not. Meanwhile, Jessie loses Zuri's pet bunny, of which Bertram is extremely scared. In the end, Zuri's class bunny has babies.

Guest star: Jack Griffo as Brett Summers

Connie returns shortly after Luke meets a girls named Mackenzie . She claims that she is over Luke and warns him that Mackenzie, who she calls "Mad Mack", has a psycho crush on him. When Luke realises that Mack is obsessed with him, he asks Connie to protect him, but she traps him in the penthouse and tries to force him to marry her. When Mack appears, she and Connie reveal that it was all a setup and she is an actress Connie hired. Meanwhile, Emma leaves her food truck workplace unattended to watch a movie with Zuri and Bertram, but while she is absent the truck is robbed and she is fired. Emma's boss, who is Connie's uncle, visits the apartment to rehire Emma, stopping the wedding in the process.

Guest stars: Sierra McCormick as Creepy Connie Thompson, G. Hannelius as Mackenzie, Lombardo Boyar as Boomer

Jessie thinks Luke needs strict discipline to keep him from misbehaving and enlists the help of a fellow nanny, Samantha, who turns out to be a dog trainer. Meanwhile, to retrieve their stolen belongings, Emma, Ravi, and Zuri break into Bertram's room, where his habit of hoarding is revealed. Jessie makes them help clean it up.

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The Ross children are beyond excited for their parents' arrival; they make sure the house is decorated to perfection. Meanwhile, Ravi has never heard of Santa, so Zuri explains who he is, except that she makes him sound like he is a judgmental spy who feasts on children. When Christina and Morgan cannot make it because they got caught in a snowstorm, it is up to Jessie and Bertram to bring the Christmas spirit to the children.

Guest stars: Debbie Lee Carrington as Jingles, Adam Kulbersh as a clerk, Parker Chapin as a child who cries on Santa's lap.

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Zuri makes a new friend named Taylor, with whom Jessie connects after learning she is a military child like her. Jessie meets her grandmother who tells her Taylor's birthday is coming up. Jessie and Zuri plan the party, but Taylor gets upset and runs off. Her grandmother explains that Taylor misses her mom, serving in the military, so Zuri calls Michelle Obama and gets her to fly Taylor's mother home for her tenth birthday. The entire Ross family, Taylor's family, and Michelle Obama party in the penthouse. Meanwhile, Emma is in charge of the school pep rally and Ravi wants to be the school mascot. However, Luke auditions after learning the mascot hangs out with the cheerleaders. Luke shows off his dance moves, but Ravi makes a surprise comeback with rapping skills. However, Luke attacks him and Ravi ends up losing, but is made the first ever male cheerleader, much to Luke's disappointment.

Guest stars: Lauren Pritchard as Coach Penny, Kyla Drew Simmons as Taylor Harris, Yvette Saunders as Sergeant Harris, Vernee Watson-Johnson as Mrs. Harris

Special guest star: Michelle Obama as herself

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Jessie does not know if she should marry Brooks, so she says she needs time to think. Meanwhile, Brooks tries to get all the children to like him so that Jessie will say yes, but he fails and ruins something for the children. In the end, Emma and Zuri tell Jessie that she belongs with Tony, but she shocks them and tells them that Tony did not propose and Brooks did. Jessie dreams about the perfect boyfriend, but when she wakes up, she realizes that there is no perfect boyfriend and also realizes that Brooks is perfect for her and decides to marry Brooks.

Guest star: Pierson Fode as Brooks Wentworth

When Mr. Kipling suddenly escapes into Mrs. Chesterfield's apartment, Jessie and Ravi attempt to bring him back and convince Mrs. Chesterfield to let Ravi keep his lizard. Meanwhile, Emma and Luke are assigned as partners for a photography project in their school , but they argue over who does what task. When Luke takes an awesome photo of a hawk, he gets a lot of credit even though he did nothing toward the report. Elsewhere, Zuri gets bullied by one of her imaginary enemies, Genevieve.

Guest stars: Carolyn Hennesy as Mrs. Rhoda Chesterfield

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Mr. Kipling has been acting strange for some time. He is mean to Ravi and has been having weird food cravings. It is revealed that Mr. Kipling is a female lizard guarding her twelve babies and this startles the entire Ross family. Meanwhile, Zuri is upset when she announces that Millie the Mermaid has died . The mailman accidentally ships Mr. Kipling's eggs to a restaurant. Jessie, Ravi, and Luke pretend to be waiters and try to get them back. At the restaurant, the eggs hatch and twelve little lizards are born. The episode ends with the entire family, including a tearful Bertram, attending Millie the Mermaid's funeral.

Jessie and the children take a vacation on the Ross' yacht. In the middle of the ocean, they rescue a woman with amnesia. Zuri thinks she is a mermaid. Meanwhile, Bertram stays home with Mrs. Kipling, who misses Ravi.

Guest star: Meaghan Martin as Delphina/Kim

Tony and Jessie attempt to make each other jealous by asking their exes on a double-date, causing the duo to break their dating relationships, which also saddens Emma and Zuri in the process. Meanwhile, Luke and Ravi attempt to sabotage each others' plans on how to relieve Bertram's stress level. Unfortunately, this leads Bertram into thinking that the Ross brothers do not actually care about him.

Guest stars: Spencer Boldman as Ted, Lulu Antariksa as Victoria

When Luke asks Christina about his birthparents, he finds out that his birthmother is a wrestler. Emma successfully helps Luke find this mysterious wrestler, making him slightly emotional afterward once Luke finds out that his biggest hope was a complete lie. He silently walks away, emotionless and heartbroken after Jessie confronts him with this terrible truth. However, Luke is still concerned about why Christina will not tell him about his past. Christina then explains that she hid this from him because she was afraid of losing his trust and compassion for having such a great mother. A confused, yet slightly shocked, Luke replies, saying that Christina is already doing an awesome job mothering him, as they share a wonderful embrace. Meanwhile, Ravi plans to run for club president of Walden Academy Middle School's reptile club and he is forced to choose Zuri as his campaign manager. However, the sibling duo is surprised that Ravi has an opponent running for the same position. Ravi decides that he'll only be co-president along with his new friend. In the end, Luke narrates his thoroughly, yet well-written, report about the true meaning of a family.

Guest star: Christina Moore as Christina Ross

Jessie must find out who took Bertram's wig.

When Teddy Duncan gets accepted into a college in New York City, she goes to New York, alongside her brother P.J. . Later, Teddy meets Jessie and Zuri on the subway. When a blizzard traps P.J. and Teddy in New York City, the Ross children find out that someone took away their Christmas presents and they ask Teddy and P.J. to help them out. Meanwhile in Denver, Bob and Amy struggle to know what Charlie wished for Christmas since they have no knowledge.

Notes: This is a combined 48-minute special episode for both Good Luck Charlie and Jessie. The opening credits show the cast of both shows combined with the theme songs from both shows, which was also the case for the opening credits of the 2012 holiday crossover special Austin & Jessie & Ally All Star New Year.

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When Jessie enrolls Luke in a dance class, the teacher says he is great. To Jessie's dismay, he tells Luke not to do his homework because it gets in the way of dance class. Luke quits later because the instructor only let Jessie and Bertram in so they would not get in the way of his dancing, but removed them because they were awful. Although Luke still went on and won. Meanwhile, Zuri develops a crush on a boy and Emma and Ravi assume it is Tony.

Guest stars: Roger Bart as Phil, Chris Galya as Tony

Jessie must work on a project with an eager Hudson, much to her dismay. Meanwhile, Ravi wants to fit in with Luke and the other basketball players, but Luke does not think he can do it, so Jessie helps Ravi. Ravi makes an awful shot and the ball lands in NBA star Chris Paul's food. Chris Paul's ambition to make Ravi a better player takes all day. Elsewhere, Zuri keeps wearing Emma's clothes regardless of her actions.

Guest star: Matt Shively as Hudson

When Ravi realizes he cannot possibly take care of his twelve baby lizards, Jessie persuades him to give them up for adoption. After Ravi interviews many people, he does not approve because he wants to find the lizards good parents. Finally, a woman named Cassandra is interviewed and mentions how her boss is going to take them upstate to a loving home. Jessie and Ravi are horrified when they discover that Cassandra's boss is Ms. Chesterfield. After a few misunderstandings, Jessie and the children are convinced that Ms. Chesterfield is turning the lizards into accessories, so they embark on a journey to rescue the lizards. As it turns out, Mrs. Chesterfield was actually going to have Mrs. Kipling's babies live in her lizard sanctuary.

Guest stars: Laura Spencer as Cassandra, Carolyn Hennesy as Mrs. Chesterfield

Interchange; north end of DE 72 concurrency, south end of DE 1 concurrency

Mrs. Kipling's baby lizards have brought a lot of chaos in the Ross household. Ravi has barely gotten any sleep and he is constantly tired. He contracts Zuri as his part-time nanny in order to help him with the babies. Unfortunately, this causes a rift of trust between these two siblings. Meanwhile, Jessie and Tony go out on a date which Officer Petey crashes, much to Tony's dismay. Later, Jessie joins a comedy improvise class alongside Petey. Tony is jealous because she is spending a lot of time with him, so he asks Emma to help him discover if Jessie is cheating on him by spying.

Guest star: Chris Galya as Tony

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Jessie helps Bertram prepare for a performance while the children scramble to score dates to the school dance.

Guest stars: The Vamps

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Jessie goes with the children to the military base where her father lives and discovers that her father is about to be married to the mother of Jessie's high school rival Darla Shannon. Meanwhile, Emma falls in love with Darla's brother, Caleb , and Darla and Jessie will do anything to keep them apart.

Guest stars: Molly Shannon as Col. Beverly Shannon, Kate Flannery as Corporal Cookie, Molly Burnett as Darla. James Patrick Stuart as Lt. Colonel John Wayne "J.W." Prescott, Dylan Boyack as Caleb

Emma's behavior becomes a big impact on her and Jessie. A grueling assignment allows Luke to teach Zuri karate. Later on, Zuri gets nervous and cannot cut the board. Luke teaches her that fury will get her to break the board by calling her a "chicken". Meanwhile, Jessie runs into Mr. Moseby , now a manager of the Tipton hotel in New York, and he tells her the best way to understand what is going on with a child is to talk to them.

Guest stars: Jess King as Karate Instructor, Phill Lewis as Mr. Moseby

The children take a long time getting ready for school in the morning, so Jessie has to help every one of them with their individual problems. When she has enough of them she yells at them and the children finally go to school. A couple minutes later, they come back home, realizing that there was no school because of parent-teacher conferences. Instead, Jessie has to go to school and is late.

Ravi's birthday present from Christina and Morgan is a trip into outer space. Things go awry when Ravi is left behind and Jessie, Emma, Zuri, and Luke are on the locked shuttle. Ivan, Bertram, Ravi, and Mrs. Kipling must come to the rescue. At the end, Ravi realizes the whole ordeal was a dream.

Guest star: John Rubinstein as Ivan

Jessie and Brooks are getting married, but when he accepts a job in Africa, he begs a reluctant Jessie to go with him. Jessie decides to go, but the children each try to make either Jessie or Brooks regret going with the other. Bertram scolds the children for being so selfish and they go and tell Jessie that they want her to be happy. In the end, Jessie realizes that she is not ready to leave the children and they both realize their dreams will separate them. Jessie and Brooks call off the wedding and break up.

Guest stars: Pierson Fode as Brooks Wentworth, Chris Galya as Tony, Carolyn Hennesy as Rhoda Chesterfield

It is the beginning of the school year; Jessie and Bertram could not be happier. On Emma's first day of high school, she meets a rude, aggressive girl named Rosie . To Emma's dismay, they are assigned to do an art project together and Rosie ends up embarrassing her. Meanwhile, Luke searches through his backpack and Kenny the Koala accidentally falls out. Random bullies witness the incident and laugh at him. Ravi takes the blame in order to leave Luke off the hook; unfortunately, they start teasing him instead. Elsewhere, Zuri is upset because she has just started third grade and her homework is more difficult, so she refuses to do it. Feeling guilty and upset, Rosie attempts to apologize to Emma for embarrassing her, Luke reveals to everyone at Walden Academy Middle School that he owns Kenny, not Ravi, as the brothers kindly embrace and Zuri reveals why she did not complete her homework, forcing Jessie to cheer her up.

Guest star: Kelly Gould as Rosie

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While the Ross family has their traditional "Gotcha Day", Jessie is left in charge to help celebrate the time when Zuri was first welcomed home in New York City. When Ravi tells the story when he first arrived in the United States, he tells Jessie that they thought Mr. Kipling was supposed to be a baby because his room was decorated like a nursery. Jessie accidentally blurts out that Morgan and Christina were probably expecting a baby instead of him. Ravi then gets incredibly upset and Christina and Morgan get mad at Jessie. The huge reveal almost ruins "Gotcha Day". Later on, Morgan and Christina tells them that his birth certificate had a typo and instead of Ravi being born in the year 2001, it said 2011, so that is why the Rosses were expecting a baby. In the end, Ravi forgives Morgan and Christina for the mishap and they give Zuri a zebra as a "Gotcha Day" present.

A plan to go to the park to play in the snow is derailed when a treacherous blizzard affects Manhattan and causes a power outage. Jessie decides to play an indoor game of Capture the Flag, which Hudson and Stuart get involved in. Unfortunately, Ravi begins to lose respect for Jessie during the game as she only cares about winning rather than playing for fun and he quits, Emma joining him shortly after. Later, Jessie learns that her being very competitive has turned her into her dad, so she apologizes to Emma and Ravi and then plays for fun. After a few more rounds of Capture the Flag, the power comes back on.

Guest stars: Matt Shively as Hudson, J.J. Totah as Stuart Wooten

The children start arguing with each other, as well as Jessie and Bertram. She decides to dock the ship so they can return home on a plane. When they are ready to exit the ship, they find they have drifted out to sea. They must work together to save the ship and themselves when a storm approaches.

Jessie and Tony's first anniversary is coming up and Jessie wants to write him a song in which she expresses how much he means to her. However, when she thinks he has forgotten it, she writes an angry song and uploads it on Emma's video blog and it becomes a hit. The next day Jessie gets invited to do a concert at the park, but finds out that she got the date wrong and Tony gets tickets to the concert Jessie is playing at, so she has Emma stall him. Unfortunately, he ends up at the concert, but Jessie is able to tell him she loves him and plays the song she originally intended to sing him. Ravi has consistently poor grades in physical education; therefore, Luke, who is very good at sports, lets him win in a competition to build his confidence. However, Ravi gains a little too much self-confidence. It turns out that Jessie was the one who mixed up the anniversary.

Songs featured: "Best Year"

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After watching a scary movie about dolls called "Betty Die Time", Zuri refuses to sleep in her room again. Jessie tells her to face her fear, revealing her own fear as well: Port-a-Potties. Meanwhile, Luke teaches Ravi how to impress a girl from his biology class, not yet realizing that Tanya has a crush on Luke, not Ravi, after she gives him a rib-cracking hug. Ignoring the context, Ravi is angry and upset because he thinks Luke betrayed him by "moving in on his woman" and challenges his brother to an unnecessary duel two hours later. During all of that mayhem, Bertram attempts to enter an opera contest to win a long vacation to Italy. While Luke and Ravi hit each other with large bread sticks, Bertram finds out that he did win, but not a vacation to Italy. After Luke "grinds" Ravi with sausage, Luke tells him what really happened two hours ago in Central Park and Ravi apologizes for not believing him in the first place. Finally, Emma solemnly tells Tanya that she would rather end up as an old maid with lots of cats than continue being her friend. In the end, after receiving weird dreams about their greatest fears, Zuri and Jessie successfully conquer them.

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Jessie leaves Emma in charge of Luke and Ravi as Emma helps her brothers search for what they think are strange noises coming from the dumbwaiter shaft. Ravi attempts to go forth and search for this mysterious creature, shocking him once he finds it. When Ravi does not return to the kitchen for quite a while, Luke dresses up like Indiana Jones to go and search for him, but they are terrified when they find a load of animal bones and it gets dark. Emma also tries to help, but gets herself lost in the walls, making Luke finally explode in fury. Apparently, it turns out that the strange noise is Manny the Mongoose, Mr. Kipling's chew toy, and that the shafts are where he gets rid of the indigestible bones of his bread. Mr. Kipling then leads Emma, Luke, and Ravi out of the shafts into Ravi's room. Meanwhile, Jessie auditions for a role on a television show, yet Zuri is the one who impresses the director instead. Jealous and angry that she did not get the part, Jessie tries to squirm herself into the spotlight, thus creating a Ross diva instead of fulfilling her acting dream. The producer gets mad and fires Zuri and Jessie.

Absent: Kevin Chamberlin as Bertram

Location in Columbia County and the state of Georgia

Special guest star: Chris Paul as himself

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Jessie gets worried that Zuri may have imaginary friends her whole life, so she tries to find her an actual friend at the park. Zuri meets their neighbor, Mrs. Arthur, but she arrives at the penthouse in character as "Nana Banana", a former clown with a colorful personality. Zuri begins to favor Nana over Jessie. Jealous, Jessie throws Nana out after a banana peel is left on the stairs, which upsets Zuri. Meanwhile, Mr. Kipling falls in love with a plastic toy animal at the park, so Luke, Emma, and Ravi steal it from the park while trying to avoid Ranger Bill , the nearly-blind park security guard. In the end, they get caught, but Nana Banana smooth talks the ruff and burly park security guard.

Guest star: Jo Anne Worley as Mrs. Arthur/Nana Banana

After Emma neglects to pick up Zuri from school and talks back to Jessie about it, Jessie grounds her, telling her she cannot go to the school dance. After Ravi tells her that Luke's new crush's ex-boyfriend is going to embarrass him, she sneaks out to warn Luke about it. At the dance, Adam Sandler gives Luke some relationship advice. Meanwhile, Zuri and Ravi set traps to catch a burglar. In the end, Jessie comforts Luke and ends up dancing with him at the school dance.

Guest star: Adam Sandler as himself, Isabella Palmieri as Rachel

Featured song: "We're Burning Up"

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Jessie directs a play she has written by herself at the children's school and because she thinks Luke has acting potential, she casts him as the leading male role. However, the play is a love story where the leading female role gets to kiss Luke and Connie is trying to get all the girls away from getting the leading female role so she can end up being the leading female role in order to kiss Luke. In the end, Connie stops trying to get Luke to like her and ends up going out with Ravi instead. Meanwhile, Zuri job-shadows Bertram for her school report. Unfortunately, Zuri believes that being a butler is an easy job and competes with Bertram, which upsets him. In the end, Bertram becomes touched about how Zuri cares about him so much that she thinks of him as her friend.

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"It was like they had just stopped in time. All these bodies were lying around. Heads were slumped on the table ... the old man walking out the door was lying on the floor, donuts beside him. The two kids were dead by their bikes; the infant was dead in the arms of the people ... there were two burned hamburgers on the grill."

Jessie wants to prove that she is a great girl scout leader by helping Zuri earn her badges. Emma is also in the troop, but the leader finds out Emma's badges are fake and she really bought the badges online. Jessie makes Emma help Zuri earn her badges. Meanwhile, Luke convinces Ravi that lying is a super power. Ravi lied to Bertram about who was responsible for putting a cricket in his lobster bisque and continues to lie to him, which puts Bertram into more trouble. Ravi tells Bertram that his arch-nemesis, Nigel Pettigrew, put the cricket in his lobster bisque. Bertram and Nigel have a "fight" and Nigel wins. Jessie, Emma, and Zuri get ready to sleep when Coach Penny gets attacked by an ostrich. Zuri saves her, which then allows her to get a badge. The ostrich attacks Bertram when he finds the orange that Zuri threw.

Guest stars: Marlowe Peyton as Madge, Oliver Muirhead as Nigel Pettigrew, Lauren Pritchard as Coach Penny

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Emma is upset when her friends start to hang around with royally-acclaimed new girl Bryn. Luke chooses to do his multicultural project on India and tricks Ravi into doing his whole project for him. Ravi gets his revenge by re-writing the project and making Luke look like a fool in front of the whole school, but feels bad and helps him recover from his stumble. Since all her friends are busy, Jessie takes Emma to the movies and bumps into her friends with Bryn. While trying to be the bigger person, Emma is teased by Bryn. Jessie finally puts a stop to it after insulting her. A big food fight ensues when the entire movie theater learns that Bryn is not royalty. During the fight, Rosie, one of Emma's friends, "takes" a bunch of nachos by Bryn, which was aimed for Emma. In the end, Emma invites the rest of her friends over to watch a movie and Zuri tries to tag along.

Guest stars: Kelly Gould as Rosie, Katherine McNamara as Bryn

Jessie confronts the children on why they did not turn in their money from selling muffins for school. The children end up throwing a party, unbeknownst to Jessie, in order to raise the money. However, when the children lie about a celebrity guest at the party, Luke ends up going in disguise. Meanwhile, Jessie gets an audition for a hand commercial, thanks to her new agent, Max . However, when she accidentally puts her hand in purple paint, her attempt to hide it from the commercial producers causes her to get fired. In the end, Jessie tells Max she still wants to work with him.

Guest star: Matthew Timmons as Max

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Mrs. Chesterfield tries to break up Jessie and Brooks. Luke, Emma, and Zuri learn about Ravi's late history report and throw him an appreciation day . Emma and Zuri convince Tony to open up to Jessie while he also gives Brooks a job at the Fairfield. When Tony tries to talk to Jessie in the elevator, he is interrupted by Brooks proposing to Jessie.

Guest stars: Pierson Fode as Brooks Wentworth, Chris Galya as Tony, Carolyn Hennesy as Rhoda Chesterfield

Sparks fly when Jessie meets Brooks; she starts worrying after finding out that he is Mrs. Chesterfield's son. She insists that Jessie is not right for him, but he stands up to her and stays with Jessie. Meanwhile, Luke loses his special baseball to Ravi. He later trades it for more Yankee items. Bertram is forced to babysit Zeus, only to become appreciative of the dog.

Guest stars: Pierson Fode as Brooks Wentworth, Carolyn Hennesy as Rhoda Chesterfield

Jessie introduces the children to Miami Heat player Chris Bosh, who is going to be playing the New York Knicks. In order for the Knicks to win, Luke washes out the luck of Chris' socks so he loses. Later on, Chris starts to lose his skills in basketball, much to Luke's dismay. Meanwhile, a famous fashion designer sends Emma a dress to review on her fashion blog; however, things go awry when Jessie accidentally damages the dress.

Special guest star: Chris Bosh as himself

Emma is working on a new project she calls a SCOBY. Luke makes fun of it, causing Emma to call Morgan's special effect crew to terrify Luke. Jessie goes back to college only to find out that she is in the same class as Ravi. Jessie must read Moby Dick for her next assignment, but she then gets caught up in crises of other people. Elsewhere, Zuri brings Gladys, a giraffe, home from Africa. Gladys starts to grow comfort in Bertram and she starts hanging out with him more than Zuri, making Zuri mad. Bertram tells Luke that Emma was tricking him the whole time.

Guest star: Kevin Symons as Professor Fisk

Interchange; north end of DE 1 concurrency

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Jessie practices her guitar skills and plays in Central Park. People notice her and give her money. While she plays, Luke hip-hops and they find out that they earn more money that way. After J.J. Mayfield , a music producer, spots Luke and Jessie performing in the park, he promises them fame and gets them to his studio to shoot a music video. However, Jessie and Luke have to pay $1,200 in order to make the music video and produce it. During the shooting of the music video, they fight over the spotlight, causing problems. Meanwhile, Bertram enlists Emma to help "style" him for his social network profile photo, but things get out of hand when Bertram finds out he can edit his photo to look thinner. Bertram only signed up for the social messaging site to meet an old high school crush. In the end, it turns out that she had around four children and wanted to have more. Meanwhile, Zuri and Ravi take Tony's place at the reception desk to prove to Tony that his job is not as hard as he makes it seem, but after throwing up in someone's grocery bag and dealing with cookie peddlers, they decide that maybe it was too much for the two of them to handle.

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Zuri enters the Little Miss Big Apple competition against Lindsey , a child who Agatha is watching. When Jessie finds out that Zuri has no talent, she insists that Zuri lip syncs as her talent. When Zuri plans to cheat on her schoolwork, Jessie apologizes for teaching her that cheating seemed all right. Zuri ends up doing an acting scene, but when she and Lindsey do not win, Jessie and Agatha both end up paying the losing part of their bet. Both the nannies end up hanging upside down in monkey suits at Central Park, but when Zuri and Emma want to see how long they can stay there, they leave them there for longer than their bet said to. Meanwhile, Luke helps Ravi with his science project, which leads them to experiment on Bertram. When Bertram finds out about their little "plan", he tries getting back at them by pretending to receive chest pain in order to scare them both. In the end, Luke and Ravi learn their lesson.

North end of US 13/US 40 overlap, south end of DE 273 overlap

While exploring an Italian island, the Ross' tour guide tells a story about Jessie's necklace and how its curse brings anyone who wears it bad luck in love.

Guest star: Deniz Akdeniz as Marco