origin coordinates

Team Parker Racing

James and the Giant Peach

Timothy A. Good

Creations Part Two

Estonia

Doug Walker, Bennett White

Labour Party

Kyrgios, Nicholas Hilmy

J. W. Martin

Jonas Pate
The Manson girls recall when Charlie bumps into Mary's neighbor Martin who was a fellow student and Katie outside of Mary's apartment as Charlie attempts to engage in a conversation with Martin over being a aspiring musician however Martin ignores him. Later on in the night, the girls recall on hearing Martin being assaulted next door.

The Critic reviews Doug's 1st Movie . Already disliking the original cartoon due to childhood torment, he criticizes it as an overlong episode of the show, disliking the bland unfunny characters, stupid moments, and weird plot points. However, he is ecstatic when he finds that Disney changed the opening theme, considers a robot a likable character, and finds Mr. Dink's virtual reality scene to be funny. Special criticism is taken for a scene where Patty Mayonnaise says, "Look at Doug with that cute girl!" when Doug brings the monster to school dressed up as a female student. Note: Doug again mistakes the characters for being in high school when it is made clear that Doug Funnie is attending middle school in the film.

Channel Awesome tag: Eddie Korbich as Robocrusher: "Roger... Roger... Roger..."

edcb62

W. B. Harrison

The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy To The Rescue

天津医科大学

J. Bailey

Women Everywhere

Aishat

The man who has photographed every object his right hand uses

It's Alright Ma

J. Measures

Osun River in Ekiti state-source of origin.

English

Colonel J. Reeve

United States

April 2015

Liberal Party

Jaws: The Revenge

Liam Daish

The Critic happily reviews The Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland . He considers it the most forgettable of the three films, criticizing the weak plot, dumb characters, and considers it insulting to the Lewis Carroll book. However, he considers the rapping Cheshire Cat as an enjoyable character; but at the same time acknowledges this may be due to everything else in the film being so uninteresting. However, he does mention the scary face in the villain song.

Channel Awesome tag: Tracey Moore as Alice: "I'm just not.. special."

Metric

Norwegian footballer

Kyrgios, Nick

Retroactive

Yes

Aquarius

Double Team

The Critic reviews Inspector Gadget . He criticizes its lack of faithfulness to the cartoon, bad casting and acting , excessive ineffective comedy - including many fourth wall jokes - that the Critic labels "desperate attempts for laughs", and horrible editing.

Doug later put it at #6 on his "Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed" list.

Channel Awesome tag: D.L. Hughley as the Gadgetmobile: "It's a Disney movie!"

Story by: John McNamara

Robert Peasgood

Datchet

inline,title

Sick City

R. C. Newton

auto

The Critic lists the top 11 dumbest characters in distressed situations:
*11. Mary Jane Watson from Spider-Man
*10. Kayley from Quest for Camelot
*9. Jubilee from X-Men
*8. Robin from everything Batman related
*7. Inspector Gadget
*6. Lois Lane from everything Superman related
*5. Willie Scott from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
*4. Scrappy Doo from Scooby-Doo
*3. Jar Jar Binks from the Star Wars prequels
*2. Princess Peach from the Mario series
*1. Bella Swan from the Twilight series

Note: in the original video, Willie used to be on #9 and Jubilee used to be at #5, but in the Temple of Doom review he changed the list and swapped their places .

Channel Awesome tag: Lennie Weinrib as Scrappy: "Puppy Power!"

Junior Guerra

nsw

German footballer

Lyngen, Norway

Saw The Ride

C. Chapman

The Critic reviews Milk Money . He considers the film "sick" and hellbound for taking a sleazy premise and trying to make it family friendly, with a dreadful plot, painful dialogue, bad acting , inappropriate overtones, annoying screenwriting cliches, the main characters' similarities to the cast of Full House, and many awkward moments. Special criticism is reserved for a scene when Frank, one of the boys, brings Melanie Griffith's prostitute character to sex education.

Channel Awesome tag: Malcolm McDowell as Waltzer: "I'm going to the sock hop."

No. 33

Portsmouth, England

Medni Musaevna Kadyrova

Doug Walker & Alison Pregler

Alexander Sørloth

Cimbrian

Saltine cracker

Doug Walker, Rob Walker

Nigeria

Rahman, Siddikur

group_or_band

The Critic reviews Rad . He criticizes the poorly-developed plot, uninteresting characters, unconvincing romance, highly repetitive biking stunts, and abrupt ending. The only factor he lends praise to is the fairly realistic bike crashes.

Channel Awesome tag: Bill Allen as Cru Jones: "Katie and I are, like... special."

Liam Sean Daish

Revenge of the Commercials

Molasses

Old Vs. New: True Grit Vs. True Grit

Jakub Kagan in Warsaw

The Critic reviews Dungeons & Dragons . He makes fun of the film for its cartoonish plot, confusing ending, constant rising shots, lackluster CGI, Bruce Payne's dialogue and his character's unexplained blue lipstick, Marlon Wayans' character being annoying, blantant rip-offs of scenes from Indiana Jones, and poor acting . However, he finds the film enjoyable due to being so badly executed, and praises Marlon Wayans' character being killed in the film, calling it "incredibly satisfying" due to him being the most annoying character in the film.

Channel Awesome tag: Zoe McLellan as Marina: "I'm NOT!"

Kevin Wilkin managerial positions

Blue Is the Colour Of Champions

W. Holland

Return of the Nostalgic Commercials

T. Williamson

Adam

W. L. Wand

Ramzan Kadyrov

The Critic reviews Simon Sez with Obscurus Lupa. While they admit that the film can be funny, the action scenes are decent and Dennis Rodman is an average actor, they criticize the stupid plot and annoying characters, including Dane Cook, with an over-reliance on animal impressions for good measure.

Channel Awesome tag: Dane Cook:

W. H. Cragg
T. E. Jacobson

Raiders of the Story Arc: Superman: The Animated Series

* Marty Adelstein
* Vahan Moosekian
* Becky Clements
* Jonas Pate
* Alexandra Cunningham
* Sera Gamble
* David Duchovny
* Melanie Greene
* John McNamara

The Critic compares the 1969 and 2010 True Grit films:
*Best Mattie: 2010 version
*Best Cogburn: 2010 version
*Best Supporting Cast: 2010 version
*Best Villains: 1969 version
*Best Story: 2010 version

The remake wins over the original, 4-1, although the Critic does not believe this score represents his opinion well, declaring both versions to be great movies that deserves recognition. However, he leans towards to remake when comparing the two of them, finding it to be more complex and grittier and give off a much larger impact than the original.
Channel Awesome tag: Ed Lee Corbin as the Bear Guy : "I have taken his teeth."

yes

J. H. Copping

Raiders of the Story Arc - DuckTales

Liam Daish managerial positions

Nick Kyrgios

Laputa

A Change Is Gonna Come

Kevin Wilkin

Euro-Fighter

Liberal Unionist Party

Later that night, Sam enters his ex-wife Opal's house to find out about Walt's location and is caught by Sam's former partner Ed who is now Opal's lover. Opal reveals Sam's past domestic abuse. Meanwhile at Manson's camp, Ken had consensual sex with Charlie, picking up their previous relationship. Ken is afraid of his feelings and is seen leaving in his car by a shocked Emma. The next day, Sam receives a call from Bruce who was fired on somebody's call. Art is found stabbed inside his locked diner and Ed arrests Mike as suspect. Roy finally leads Brian and Charmain to the Manson family commune 'Spiral Staircase' near Topanga where both are introduced to Charlie. Brian informs Sam about Emma's location, but when Sam and Grace get there, Charlie had left with Emma and other girls to record his demo. MP is looking for Walt. Opal gives Sam a mysterious letter Walt left behind. Being confronted about Walt's return, Opal claims that she suffers from Diabetes. Later that night, Charlie, whom Roy had warned earlier about Sam's search of the camp, takes Emma and Sadie to the recording producer's house to barter him with "sharing" the girls then Charlie calls to intimidate the Karns with a recording featuring Emma.

Kesteven County Council election, 1892
G. Nevile

black

Salzgitter, West Germany

Photographing all objects used by his right hand

Doug Walker

The Critic reviews The NeverEnding Story III: Return to Fantasia to begin Sequel Month. The Critic finds it even worse than its predecessor, citing its dumbed-down plot and characters, particularly the Rock Biter and Falkor, numerous continuity errors and the incompetence of its main character, Bastian. He also hates how the antagonists of this story are reduced to schoolyard bullies, although he does give Jack Black, who plays the gang leader, credit for looking like the only actor "who's having fun" performing in this film. Special criticism is reserved for Rock Biter singing "Born to Be Wild", particularly as it replaces the regular credits song, causing the Critic to graphically destroy the movie's DVD upon learning the latter fact. The film is placed at #7 on Doug's "Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Reviews".

Channel Awesome tag: Julie Cox as the Childlike Empress: "We must not give in to the Nasty."

Cambridge, England

June 2015

The Critic looks at more commercials. In particular, he comments on hotlines aimed at children, creepy-looking advertising techniques, toys and games that seem to promote cruelty, and suggestive-sounding product names.

Commercials Reviewed: Barbie Convertible, He-Man Hotline, Bubble Thing, Puppet Hotline, After Burner, Skip Stik, Dino-Riders, Spring Bunny Hotline, Cocoa Pebbles, Smooshees, Tootsie Pops, Do the Arches, The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening , Grape Escape, Guess Who?, Burger King Save the Animals Trading Cards, Corn Pops, Fun Fruit, Song of the South, Cabbage Patch Kids Twins, Wuzzles, Nerf Battle Storm, ATAX, You and Your Johnson, Wunder Boner

Special criticism is reserved for the infamous Wunder Boner commercial due to the suggestive sounding innuendo of the product.

The video, along with "After These Messages" and "!", was listed at #5 on the retrospective "Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes".

Note: This is the debut of one of the Critic's famous jokes, "Fucking Bubbles!" It was placed at #7 on Doug's "Top 11 Favorite Nostalgia Critic Jokes".

Channel Awesome tag: Fisherman: "My wife would like that."

The Magic Voyage

Frigo, Alberto

Your Mother Should Know
A Whiter Shade of Pale

Sutte

Daish in 2010

Chain lift hill

Tianjin Medical University

The Critic reviews The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue . As an avid fan of the original animated film he is angered by the fact that the follow-up film centers on a background character while virtually ignoring Mrs. Brisby, the main character from the previous film. He also finds the animation down-graded, and is particularly critical of the main character, Timmy, getting relentlessly touted and praised when there is nothing remarkable about him, and Nicodemus's self-fulfilling prophecy. Special criticism is reserved for the idiotic plot twist where Timmy's brother Martin turns out to be the villain in the climax, while at the same time complimenting Eric Idle's voicework as the corrupt Martin as "the only thing remotely entertaining" about the film. In the end, he calls upon the Death Star to destroy the DVD.

Channel Awesome tag: Eric Idle as Martin : "If you just say yes!"

Swamp Thing

Saadia

N/A

Bangladesh

Urban

Michael Zinberg

SBNO

film poster

west

Richard Kountz

Soerloth, Alexander

Custom

November 2012

Lux, Peter

Cecil Hills

Transformers 3

The Critic lists the top 11 Batman: The Animated Series episodes:
* 11. Beware the Gray Ghost
* 10. The Man Who Killed Batman
* 9. Mad Love
* 8. Birds of a Feather
* 7. Two-Face
* 6. Over the Edge
* 5. Perchance to Dream
* 4. Heart of Ice
* 3. Trial
* 2. Baby-Doll
* 1. Almost Got 'Im

Runners up include Joker's Favor, Mudslide, The Clock King and Legends of the Dark Knight.

Channel Awesome tag: Aron Kincaid as Killer Croc: "It was a big rock..."

The Critic reviews Babes in Toyland . While he bashes the poor effects, lame acting, stupid songs, and story elements that come from nowhere, he considers it enjoyable because of its campiness. During the review, he is pestered by the Ghost of Christmas Future to do a Christmas Carol parody. When he refuses, he allows the ghost to pick the next movie to review, which, unfortunately for him, is The Grinch, the only Christmas film he genuinely hates.

Channel Awesome tag: Keanu Reeves as Jack: "Over my dead body!"

No. 25

Germania Wolfenbüttel
Peter Lux

Slaughterhouse

* David Duchovny
* Grey Damon
* Gethin Anthony
* Emma Dumont
* Claire Holt
* Michaela McManus
* Brían F. O'Byrne

Sportfreunde Salzgitter

The Critic reviews Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation . He concludes that the first film is actually decent compared to the sequel, criticizing the lack of character development and consistency of events, particularly the retconning of the characters' already-established origins. He does however find some humor in the performance of the villain Dark Heart, particularly certain speech patterns and the general campiness of the character.

Channel Awesome tag: Hadley Kay as Dark Heart: "Time for a game of disappearing bears..."

The Lung
Borderline with My Atoms

G. H. Peake

This is the Critic's third nostalgic commercial compilation. Generally, he comments on advertising techniques that appear false, nonsensical or confusing. Special criticism is used for the "Slim Suit" and attacks the Light Speeders for their extreme difficulty. The video, along with "After These Messages" and "We'll Be Right Back", was listed at #5 on the retrospective "Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes".

Commercials Reviewed: E.T. Board Game, Cabbage Patch Kids, Grape-Nuts, Hanes, Kool-Aid Koolers, Zack the Lego maniac, Ghostbusters Toys, Lite-Brite, Golden Crisp, Pop-Tarts, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys, Do the Barbie, Hot Wheels Light Speeders, Transformers, Teddy Ruxpin, AlphaBits, Squeeze it, Transformers, JDRF, Slim Suit

Channel Awesome tag: Ernie Hudson as Winston: "That's a big Twinkie!"

Рамзан Кадыров

W. J. Warrener

Lake in Cecil Hills

Raiders of the Story Arc - X-Men The Animated Series

Thetford

Alexandra Cunningham & Mike Sheehan

Exorcist 2: The Heretic

Santon Downham 1981-2010

Soda cracker

Ekiti state

After the outraged reaction to his Let's Play of Bart's Nightmare, the Critic is forced to attempt a positive review of James and the Giant Peach in order to win back his fan-base, despite disliking the film . While praising the creativity, sets & animation, and gave it credit for at least trying to adapt the original novel to where he can see why people liked it, he criticizes the forgettable musical numbers by Randy Newman , plot holes, and story elements that go nowhere. Special criticism is reserved for the vague subplot about the demonic rhino that kills James' parents.

Channel Awesome tag: Miriam Margolyes and Joanna Lumley as Aunt Sponge and Aunt Spiker: "Work, work, work, work, work!"

The Divine Lady

Atari
Tawk Tomahawk

Zelimkhan

Steel

Mohammad Siddikur Rahman

The Avengers
Child's Play

Alberto Frigo

Chicago White Sox

Lindsay Ellis & Brent Black

No. 186

Nai Palm

Formula Vauxhall

The NeverEnding Story III: Return to Fantasia

Lance Hool

The Critic reviews The Cell . While admitting that some visuals are impressive and praises the idea of exploring a serial killer's mind, he criticizes the film's extremely nonsensical and confusing nature, Vincent D'Onofrio's lack of character development, Vince Vaughn's performance, and essentially labels it as an overly serious exploitation film. Walker later placed it at #8 on his "Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed" list.

Channel Awesome tag: Vince Vaughn as Peter Novak: "If we can't stop him, he ain't gonna stop himself."

Felix the Cat: The Movie

Fox Film Corporation

Doug Walker & Phelan Porteous
Gordy

E. S. Harding

Right

It Won't Be Wrong

Country

Joshua Eagle and Todd Larkham

(Windsor Line)

A. L. Jessopp

THETFORD

The Chelsea Football squad

Kadyrov, Ramzan l

No. 5

Nai Palm, Paul Bender, Perrin Moss, Simon Mavin

Ramzan Akhmadovich Kadyrov

Tiānjīn Yīkē Dàxué

E. Crabtree

England

Tennis player

Buildings and structures in Northern Ireland

H. Mackinder

Creations Part One

Tianjin Medical University logo.png

Karina

To help Brian to get Mike released, Sam investigates Art's murder through his late wife Lucille who runs a burlesque club 'Peach Pussycat'. The same night, Grace visits Sam to report about the phone call with Emma's recording. Sam returns to the camp and talks to Charlie who had left Emma and Sadie at the recording engineer's house. The next morning, Sam follows Charlie and observes as he picks up the girls, but misses to see that Charlie murders the recording engineer. Sam is looking for Walt who is hiding at a friend's place. Through Lucille, Sam finds and arrests Art's true murderer, the crooked deliveryman Marvin who had overheard the snitch discussion between Art and Sam the other day. Ken is engaging in anonymous gay sex in a public restroom and later shows up upset at the commune with a rifle, intending to kill Charlie, but Charlie talks him out of it and sends Ken away. Ken then tells Grace he saw Emma at the camp and Grace and Sam go pick up a drugged Emma to take her home.
Teleplay by: Rafael Yglesias & David Reed

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
The OTHER Animated Titanic

Alberto Frigo, ''[[#Notable Work

W. Avery

The Critic reviews Once Upon a Forest . He criticizes the stupid and predictable environmentally-themed plot, bland characters, and the over-the-top performance of Michael Crawford . He does praise the animation and give the film credit for taking a few more risks than most kids films of this genre, such as portraying humans as not entirely destructive, and acknowledges that it is not the worst of its kind. He basically finds it to be weak, not terrible.

Channel Awesome tag: Michael Crawford as Cornelius: "Rrrrrheumatism."

The Critic reviews Child's Play with Phelous. They criticize the plot holes, rubbish acting, preposterous premise, and its overall silliness. Phelous points out how the movie goes downhill when Chucky is shown moving and talking, as he was more creepy when he was still inanimate. The Critic ends the review by stating that while he can see why some people can be frightened at the film, it is "pretty dated and corny."

Channel Awesome tag: Alex Vincent as Andy Barclay: “This is the end, friend!”

Frank Lloyd

Tsonga

Cop and a Half

No. 189

Slaughterhouse members templates

Tabina

Jo-Wilfried Tsonga

Choose Your Weapon

E. Smith
F. Redshaw
N. H. Reeve

Jekyll

As with past reviews of the series, the Critic starts to review Transformers: Dark of the Moon in the same hyperactive way he did in his reviews of the first two films. However, while doing this, he suddenly gets sued by Chester A. Bum for stealing his style. A court allows Chester to do the review .

retroactive

We'll Be Right Back...

The Critic compares the 1984 and 2010 "Karate Kid" films:
*Best Karate Kid: Daniel "San" LaRusso While he praises both actors for each doing an equally good job with their performances, he feels that Daniel's older age makes him more relatable.
*Best Teacher: Mr. Han While he praises Mr. Miyagi as a confident and wise character, he feels that Mr. Han had more dimension to his character.
*Best Villains: Cheng While he enjoys the villains from the original for being wacky and over-the-top, he feels that their goofy moments completely contrast with their characters. He praises the villains from the remake being more threatening and seriously taken.
*Best Support: Danny's Mama Seeing how both the mother and the girlfriend are the only supportive characters in both films, he decides to choose between them instead, feeling that both are better handled in the original, with the mother being more supportive than in the remake, as well as the girlfriend being a stronger character in the original.
*Best Story: 2010 Remake While he praises the story from the original for having more realistic moments, he criticizes the goofy, unrealistic moments that don't blend in with those moments, as well as the lack of the balance message the movie was trying to give. He praises the story from the remake having a focused tone and more of the balance message being shown.

The remake wins over the original: 3-2.

Channel Awesome tag: The Critic : "Mercy's A Penis!"

Pianist, Jazz musician, arranger

The 100 degree drop and Immelmann Loop.

Care Bears in Wonderland
Moulin Rouge!

Stuart Parker

Babes in Toyland
Old Vs. New: The Karate Kid Vs. Karate Kid
D4AF37

Desiree Cadena

Signature of Ramzan Kadyrov.png

Alexandra Cunningham & Sera Gamble

The Critic reviews The Legend of the Titanic . Though he considers the animation to be superior, he considers the film worse than the previously reviewed 2001 animated Titanic film, calling it "disgustingly insulting" for turning the shipwreck into a parable about whaling and establishing that everyone on board the ship survived the sinking. Special criticism is reserved for the numerous random and odd characters and plot elements in the film, such as talking dolphins and an "octopus with a dog face" throwing the iceberg that destroys the Titanic.

At the end, he finds out that there is a spin-off film, Tentacolino, and shouts "No!" in the style of Darth Vader from Revenge of the Sith. Doug later said in his "Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Reviews" video that he would not review Tentacolino because he does not think the review would be as good as the reviews of the two animated Titanic movies.

Channel Awesome tag: Anna Mazotti as Ronnie: "There's one thing I'm not, and that's a racist."

Wolfenbütteler SV

guerra001jun

Shane McDermott as Mitchell: "Nah, I just know what I like."
Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress

The Critic lists some of the dumbest moments from the Spider-Man film series:
*11. The overuse of American flags
*10. The pointless characters
*9. The performance of the extras in Spider-Man 2
*8. The special effects of Spider-Man
*7. Venom's lack of screen time in Spider-Man 3
*6. The "cocktease" romance between Peter Parker and Mary Jane
*5. Doctor Octopus' robotic arms
*4. The dialogue from Spider-Man
*3. "Emo Peter" from Spider-Man 3
*2. Willem Dafoe's performance as the Green Goblin
*1. The dance scene in Spider-Man 3

Channel Awesome tag: William Dafoe as the Green Goblin: "Finish it! Finish it!"
Rosemary Harris as May Parker: "From evil!"

The Critic reviews FernGully 2: The Magical Rescue . Though he likes the premise of exploring the temptations of the human world, he is not impressed by the weak story, sloppy animation and underdeveloped characters, but considers it a harmless film. He also questions whether or not the original film was even popular enough to spawn a sequel.

Channel Awesome tag: Mother Kangaroo : "MY BAAAAAABYYYYYY!"

Phelan Porteous

The Summer of Love, Part Three

Shaolin Monk Motherfunk

Rio Osun.jpg

Union Salzgitter

Robert Strauss

The Critic reviews the first three episodes of Superman: The Animated Series. He considers the show to hold up, praising the acting and action along with the well-told and distinct interpretation of Superman's origin story, but considers it rushed.

Channel Awesome tag: Dana Delany as Lois Lane: "Nice 'S'!"

Fingerprints

"Blue is the Colour"

That Guy with the Glasses

The Critic reviews Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 . He considers it to be a horrendous sequel to an otherwise interesting film, criticizing the plotholes, characters , editing, overacting, pointless scenes, unexplained elements and twist ending. Special criticism is reserved for how the film barely has anything to do with the original film and the "Book of Shadows" in the title is never even seen or mentioned at all.

Channel Awesome tag: Stephen Barker Turner as Stephen: "I swear to Christ!"

Thomas Newton

Charlie meets Ken in a parking garage. He demands to introduce him to an executive in the music business, attempts to rape him and cuts him with a razor. Sam questions Ken with Grace present if he knows Charles Manson, and she points to Manson's file. Ken admits to being Charlie's lawyer and that Emma is with him. The next day, Sam calls Charlie's parole officer Bruce Tamminy for his last location. Brian learns that Rick is telling everyone about him being a cop; he asks Sam's help to shut him up. Before they can, they receive a call about a white woman, Joyce Nankin, being killed at her home in a now-black neighborhood. Their investigation focuses on Bunchy Carter, leader of the Nation of Islam, who states the police have not solved any of the 27 black murders in the neighborhood. Bunchy gets arrested for interference, but it was really to dupe Joyce's husband into confessing to her murder. Sam and Brian get Rick to confess he told Art that Brian was a cop. They offer Art a deal for reporting his partners but he refuses and Sam writes the word "snitch" on Art's forehead. Sensing Emma is not ready to let go of her past, Charlie takes her to a clothing store to shoplift. When she gets caught, Charlie cuts the owner's eyes out. Sam's soldier son, Walt, shows up at his house, claiming a "new policy" as to why he is not fighting in the Vietnam War, while in reality Walt's mother Opal had arranged a letter about a sick parent. Charlie asks Ken for a thousand dollars for a music demo tape. When Ken visits Charlie to hand over the money, Charlie kisses Ken, asking him if he remembers what it was like to be free. Emma nearly interrupts them, and Ken is terrified about being caught.

W. B. Harris

Doug Walker, Lindsay Ellis, and Brent Black

The Critic reviews The Langoliers . Despite enjoying some of the film's over-the-top performances and suspenseful plot, he criticizes the poor payoff, special effects, and clichéd characters that constantly seem to be in all of Stephen King's stories.

Channel Awesome tag: Bronson Pinchot as Craig Toomey: "Scaring the little GIRL!? LADY!"

Top 11 Batman The Animated Series Episodes

Marist Brothers Old Boys Rugby Football Club

Ingress

David Reed

The Critic reviews The Magic Voyage . He criticizes the lazy animation style, obnoxious characters, overabundance of dialogue, the fairy-tale plot, misconstruing of real-life historical events on which the premise was based, and sub-par dubbing, particularly of Dom DeLuise as Christopher Columbus. Special criticism is reserved for the complete lack of any quiet or still moments in the film and a scene where Christopher Columbus pulls a spyglass out of his groin.

Channel Awesome tag: Beavis: "Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!"

Datchet railway station 1.JPG

Baby Geniuses

Drama

George Lipschultz

Doug's 1st Movie

Home Is Where You're Happy

The Critic reviews Alaska . While admitting that the film's scenery looks nice, he comments on the unlikeable characters, lack of interaction between them, dull and predictable plot, Charlton Heston's acting, the excessive sugar-coating of a polar bear's aggressive predatory instincts, and spinning establishing shots of Alaska, saying the film does not encourage people to visit the state.

Channel Awesome tag: Charlton Heston as Colin Perry the Poacher: "I want that bear!"

W. Hutchinson
H. Hart

The Summer of Love, Part Four

Nostalgia Critic
Alaska

Ahmad

W. S. Fox

Doug Walker & Rob Walker

E. J. Grummitt
A. Hutchinson

rail

C. Handson

Hötzumer SV

Rather than doing a review, the Critic does a Let's Play of the game Bart's Nightmare . He finds the game too frustrating to play, and quits in a rage. The video provoked much negative feedback from fans and Walker, not considering it his best work, jokingly apologized for the video in his next review of James and the Giant Peach.

Channel Awesome tag: Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson: "Uh-oh!"

Oṣun River

studio
By Fire

John McNamara
Official website

Right-handed

→ Bodø/Glimt

The Tommyknockers
Inspector Gadget

Datchet railway station, viewed from the footbridge.

The Critic reviews Baby Geniuses . This review was filmed on location at Animarithon on Bowling Green State University, with the Critic wandering around the convention building while doing a film noir narration about the movie. He criticizes the ridiculous plot, wide angle shots, recurring jokes, gimmicky attempts to appeal to older audiences, and terrible acting. Special criticism is reserved for the special effects, particularly the animatronic costumes, which he finds nightmarish, and the premise that babies are born with super intelligence but lose it as they grow older, which the Critic finds completely stupid. He is also disgusted that Bob Clark directed this.

Doug later put the film at #7 on his "Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed" list.

Channel Awesome tag: A baby animatronic: "Baby wanna hug!"

The Critic reviews the first five episodes of DuckTales. Despite its silly moments, he considers the show to hold up really well, praising the creative adventures, animation, characters and jokes.

Channel Awesome tag: Jim Cummings as El Capitan: "Gold!"

Saw : The Ride POV -

Nicholas Hilmy Kyrgios

Paul Bender, Simon Mavin, Perrin Moss, Nai Palm, Salaam Remi

Building and structure fires in the United Kingdom

Prince Minikid

Town Bridge, Thetford - geograph.org.uk - 634898.jpg

R. S. Bestwick

Tabarik

Ferngully 2: The Magical Rescue

Sydney

Manson Girl Sadie recalls on meeting Charlie due to being enchanted with his singing voice then both bond in Mary's apartment in which Sadie is introduced to Mary when arriving back. Later on in the night, all three sleep with each other leading to Mary developing trust issues with Charlie.

Peter Lux and Uwe Reinders

Trond Olsen

The Grinch

May, 2015

Canberra, Australia

Peter Brunelli

Let's Play Bart's Nightmare

Popular prewar composer

Care Bears II: A New Generation

Daniel Boone and Rod McQueen

Henry Goodyear
G. E. Jarvis

Magny-Cours Superleague Formula round 2009

No. 12

The Lord Bertie

Olsen, Trond

S. Oglesby

Breathing Underwater
Flying Buddha

Jennifer Van Goethem
The Hunter Gets Captured By The Game

G. W. Harvey
J. S. Barber
Major A. C. Tempest

Right-handed
(*occasionally uses one-handed backhand)

Tabina, Estonia

J. S. Loweth

Cicada

Asiago, Italy

suburb

Colonel R. G. Ellison
W. Scoffield

East of England
TL8783

All Sing Together

Why?

The Critic reviews the first two episodes of the X-Men animated series. Despite some silly moments, he praises the action, characters and how the first two episodes deliver backstory and premise, and ultimately considers the show to hold up.

Channel Awesome tag: Norm Spencer as Cyclops: "Of course... not!"

Rad

Theatrical release poster

DAT

Bierchem

The Pinky and Perky Show

The Summer of Love, Part Two
Rafael Yglesias

Dungeons & Dragons
Once Upon a Forest
Simon Sez

President of Chechnya

The Lost World: Jurassic Park
The Haunting

President of the Chechen Republic

Professional golfer

Milk Money

Il était une fois

J. Creasey

Exclaim!

The Critic reviews Double Team . He criticizes the bizarre idea of a team-up between Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dennis Rodman, outdated clichés, Rodman's basketball puns and lack of screen time, Van Damme's acting, and some plot holes. However, he highly praises the last major action scene in the movie, considering the explosive climax and Mickey Rourke's death scene to be the "best death evah!".

Channel Awesome tag: Jean-Claude Van Damme as Jack Paul Quinn: "Bank account numbers."

Hedy

The Critic continues Nostalgia-Ween with his review of The Haunting . He considers it to be one of the worst remakes of all time , if not the worst, criticizing the ridiculous changes made to the plot, lack of subtlety in the characters , replacing the suspense and scariness that made the original so endearing with cartoonish special effects that lack any actual scares, Liam Neeson's usual bland performance, and elements that thoroughly insult the original. However, he mildly enjoys the scenes with Catherine Zeta-Jones--though admittedly that's just for her sexual appeal in this film and gives credit to Lili Taylor, calling her a decent replacement for the lead. Special criticism is reserved for the anti-climactic ending which involves the protagonist defeating the antagonistic ghost of Hugh Crane with the power of love and family, which results in the Critic momentarily losing his mind and going off on a blind rant against director Jan De Bont, portraying him as an attention-starved adult child throwing a temper tantrum who mocks the creative style of Robert Wise, the director of the original classic, all the while desperately begging people to love his own work.

Walker later put it at #9 on his "Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Reviews" and #10 on his "Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed" lists.

Channel Awesome tag: Owen Wilson as Luke Sanderson: "Really creepy."

The Critic concludes Nostalgia-Ween with his review of Exorcist II: The Heretic . While not considering it the worst sequel he has ever had to review, he still considers it weak, criticizing the plot holes, lack of story, over usage of locusts and bright lights and that the film never attempts to scare the viewer. Special criticism is reserved for the name of the demon, Pazuzu, calling the name more silly than actually scary.

Channel Awesome tag: Linda Blair as Regan MacNeil: "I was possessed by a demon."

R. Welbourn
C. C. Curtis
W. D. Gilpin-Brown

Magny-Cours Superleague Formula round, 2009

The Critic reviews Cop and a Half . He criticizes Burt Reynolds and Norman D. Golden II's characters and acting, ridiculous cliches, laughable villains, an over-the-top Alan Silvestri score, and Henry Winkler's direction. Special criticism is reserved for how incompetent the police force is shown to be, especially in the fact that they entrust the child star with jobs that are much too important and mature for a child.

Channel Awesome tag: Burt Reynolds as Nick McKenna: "DEVON!"

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The Critic reviews Moulin Rouge! , along with The Nostalgia Chick and YouTube celebrity brentalfloss in a musical format. As Doug had ranked the film as the #1 movie he hates that seemingly everyone else loves, the others try to convince the Critic that Moulin Rouge! lives up to its reception, but he absolutely hates it, criticizing the lack of original music, unnecessarily fast-paced editing, rushed fairytale romance, senseless musical numbers, over the top acting, plot holes, repetitive themes, and terrible writing . As the review progresses, brentalfloss and the Chick eventually reveal their own frustrations about the film, but by the end, they admit that they think of it as a guilty pleasure, to which the Critic understands where they are coming from.

He called it his favorite review out of the "Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Episodes", and put the film at #9 on his "Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed" list. An instrumental version of the episode's parody of "The Show Must Go On", "The Review Must Go On", would become the show's theme song in 2013.

Channel Awesome tag: Richard Roxburgh as The Duke of Monroth: "I just don't like other people touching my things!"

Flour, yeast, and baking soda

The Cell

Hon. G. H. D. Willoughby

The Critic reviews The Grinch entirely in rhyme reminiscent of the original television special. He questions why the live-action film needed to be made, let alone gaining a cult following, calling the original 1966 special a classic while criticizing Jim Carrey's obnoxious performance , poor sets, terrible camera work, Donald Peterman's muted colors & gloomy cinematography, attempts at drama that weakened the moral to an extent, atrocious jokes and the Whos being depicted as worse characters than the Grinch himself. However, he praises the Grinch's makeup and the third act's loyalty to the book. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where the Grinch makes Whoville's sleeping mayor kiss his dog's rear. In the end, he looks at the comments to see if anyone hated the movie, but he realizes he cannot change other people's opinions.

Channel Awesome tag: Jim Carrey as the Grinch: "Now, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville!"

Frigo photographing his right hand

Nick Kyrgios at Wimbledon 2014

Film poster

John McNamara & Mike Sheehan

Yongfeng Shang

The Guardian
Building a Ladder

Alison Pregler

Rahman, Mohammad Siddikur

Le Mans, France

The Critic reviews Gordy . He criticizes the lack of dialogue and screentime for Gordy despite film being centered around the talking pig, the rehashed plot formula of a talking animal becoming world famous, some awkward moments, and is baffled that this film being released first when it is essentially a rip-off of Babe, which was released the same year to more critical acclaim. In the end, he notes that it doesn't rip of Babe too much and points out that the only "good" part is a music video for the rap song "Pig Power in the House" by Tag Team that appears in the movie.

Channel Awesome tag: James Donadio as Gilbert Sipes: "Go play your banjo, Goober."

C. Thorold

Minolta TC-1 Limited

Never Say Never To Always
Old Ego Is a Too Much Thing

The Langoliers

Sera Gamble

Ashura

T. P. Allatt

In the final part, Mary questions Charlie's intentions and expresses her trust issues then insults him over his music talent and goals in life leading to Charlie slapping her and leaving her crying on her kitchen floor as he and Sadie leave for Los Angeles, California.

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Only Time All the Time: Making Friends with Studio Owl

H. W. Chapman

The Critic reviews Jaws: The Revenge . He considers the film the worst entry of the Jaws films, and criticizes the crazy plot, uninteresting characters, several mistakes, the fake-looking shark, and large amounts of filler. Special criticism is reserved for the poor execution of the revenge plot , and the scene where the shark roars.

Channel Awesome tag: Lance Guest as Michael Brody: "JAAAAAA..."

Left winger

W. Cross

The Critic reviews The Lost World: Jurassic Park . He considers it to be a disappointing follow-up to its predecessor, with a forced story filled with plot holes, annoying incompetent characters, and the fact the "heroes" cause the problems in the film. He also mocks Jeff Goldblum's acting, with help from his brother Rob.

Channel Awesome tag: Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm : "That's... that's chaos theory."

* Tomorrow Studios
* McNamara Moving Company
* King Baby Productions

Gerstlauer

The Critic reviews Felix the Cat: The Movie . He considers it one of the worst films he has ever had to review, citing the clumsy and chaotic animation, poor sound editing, pitiful lip synching, horrifying 3D effect in the opening, terrible characters and lack of any thought, focus and structure. Special criticism is reserved for the seemingly endless randomness of everything that transpires onscreen, and the film's villain song, which he feels makes no sense. He also finds it worse than The Magic Voyage, where while the film had the same problems as Felix the Cat, it at least had better sound. Walker later put at #4 on his "Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed" list.

Channel Awesome tag: Chris Phillips as Felix:

IMDB is not a reliable source.

Top 11 Dumbest Spider-Man Moments

Clash

Oberliga Nord

W. Bacon

Jakub Kagan

Thorpe Park

Airborne

Lord Winchelsea

Caboblanco

The Critic reviews Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland . While he lends high praise to the animation, he criticizes the confusing plot, poorly-developed characters , and clichéd fantasy environment of Slumberland. Special criticism is used for the film's tendency to break the story's flow with Nemo's numerous false awakenings and the fact that the film had such an infamously troubled production, making the final product seem all the worse. At the end he is congratulated in a mock award ceremony for not making one Finding Nemo joke, much to his delight, then confusion.

Channel Awesome tag: Gabriel Damon as Nemo: "Yippee!"

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

Public

The Critic promotes Marvel's The Avengers by reviewing an unrelated 1998 film of the same title. He criticizes the plot holes, absence of people in the background, awkward characterization Sean Connery was given, the ineptitude of the spy agency, lack of passion, as well their odd choices of names and the overly polite dialogue. Special criticism is reserved for a scene in which the main villain and his henchmen dress in Teddy bear costumes during a meeting.

Channel Awesome tag: Sean Connery as August de Wynter: "One should never fear being wet."

Sam has resumed his sexual relationship with Grace. The Black Panthers impede on Sam's investigation of the murder of an African-American woman. Emma runs away from home in the midst of the chaos. Sam visits Manson and gives him a near-fatal beating.
Cease to Resist

The Critic starts off Nostalgia-Ween by reviewing Tommyknockers . While pointing out the usual Stephen King cliches of the miniseries addressed in It and The Langoliers, such as plot holes, melodrama, unlikable characters, over the top acting and a disappointing ending, he praises the buildup, interesting story ideas about exploring a mentally unstable person's mind, and over-the-top performances, summing it all up as "fascinating". Special criticism is reserved for Cliff DeYoung's character who keeps unashamedly having an affair, even when a child goes missing.

Channel Awesome tag: Paul McIver as Hilly Brown: "All warm and safe and toasty."

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