Ned comes with his parents on their anniversary cruise, but thanks to Newton, he ends up on the wrong boat.
Newton helps Ned and Linda win tickets to a rock concert, but their date is ruined when Doogle, while digging a hole to raise money for charity, accidentally unearths a race of subterranean trolls bent on taking over the world's "metropolises-es", and Ned and Newton have to stop them. Season 2 finale.
Ned is on a dull field trip at the Friendly Falls Museum of Dusty Old Things, and has to fill out a worksheet of questions about the historical exhibits in the museum. Newton wants to help, but many of the answers he gives are wrong and absurd, such as how Archimedes discovered the bathrobe, and how the Great Wall of China was a backyard fence built by one labourer who couldn't build corners. Ned finds out too late that all the answers are wrong, but Rusty McCabe forces him to trade his worksheet with him, assuming that Ned's answers will be better.
Ned's teacher has developed a new alphabetical desk arrangement, which unfortunately puts Ned in the back of the class, and Linda Bliss at the front. Because he wants to be able to sit right behind her, Ned and Newton arrange various schemes to make sure the few kids in between Ned and Linda get taken out of class, either by moving, being transferred, or having their last names changed. But at the end, when it looks like Ned and Linda get to sit with each other, Ned's teacher grabs him away from Linda and introduces to him two pairs of identical twins named Jenny, Kenny, Penny and Lenny, who are told to sit between Ned and Linda, much to his disappointment.
Ned has invited two girls, Linda Bliss and a new girl, to the grand opening of the Friendly Falls Aquarium. Newton notices that Ned is anxious about this, and comes to the conclusion that it's because he's lonely. To help him out, he invites 310 more girls, to keep Ned company. The title is a reference to the play and film 12 Angry Men.
Ned was born on New Year's day, and as such, is expected to play Baby New Year every year at a New Year's Eve pageant. He doesn't want to do it at his age, so he desperately tries to find out if another New Year's Baby has been born in town, saving him the embarrassment.
Ned and his family are all set to spend a weekend in exciting Gamble City, but when Ned's mother finds out there's gambling there, she decides to have Ned stay with his aunt and uncle instead, who are a depressed, puritanical Eastern European couple who think fun is unhealthy. As Ned and Newton become more and more bored, Newton decides to have the whole house shipped to Gamble City.

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Ned's parents have the flu, and want Ned to do the day's chores. Newton tries to help, to get them done faster, but he ends up being incredibly destructive.
While Ned is working at a TV station, Newton accidentally destroys all of the station's pre-recorded content for the weekend, and him and Ned have to record all-new footage to replace it. They re-enact the news, several TV shows, and try to splice in whatever spare footage they can find to fill time.

Massachusetts gubernatorial election, 2002

Map highlighting Ho-Ho-Kus's location within Bergen County. Inset: Bergen County's location within New Jersey

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Numero Uno en Exitos (on air) / Houston's rock station, Rock 101 KLOL (online version)

While on a field trip to the zoo, Ned and Newton decide to go in the bus through the emergency exit in the back. However, they find out that this door is actually a portal to a parallel universe, where the bus is parked in a lot of identical buses, however, so they have to find the right one to get back home.
Ned decides to climb a small hill to raise money for charity, but Newton thinks he would raise more if he climbed Mt. Everest, so he takes Ned there and helps him climb it.
Ned and Linda go on a date to the circus, after Newton accidentally sells Ned's parents' car to raise the $5 ticket price. The circus turns out to be disappointing, however, with listless, dull acts like the Fat, Bearded Lady who went on a diet and has no beard, to the juggler who can't juggle one ball. To prevent the date from being a failure, Newton saves the circus by performing a series of astounding circus acts, but also ends up causing the circus animals to stampede through town.

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Rusty McCabe is well-known around town as a snobby rich boy, but when Ned's photos get mixed up with Rusty's at the photo booth, Ned finds out that Rusty's family is broke. At first intending to disgrace him, Linda instead convinces him to be sympathetic, and people start donating things to Rusty's family. They later find out that these photos were from a theme park called "Live Like Ordinary People Land", where rich people pretend to be poor.

* Eggplant LF
* Steve D'Angelo
* Terry Tompkins
* Jeffrey Morrow

Same-sex marriage in the Republic of Ireland

Ned wants to impress Linda at the school dance, but the town showoff, Rusty McCabe, also wants to impress Linda, and challenges Ned to a dance contest. Ned is completely unable to dance, but he hopes that Newton will be able to tutor him. When this doesn't work, Newton gets the idea to put Ned in a large costume, where he stands on his shoulders while Newton dances.

Fratte, Madonna della Libera, Pioppaino, Ponte Persica, Pozzano, Privati, Quisisana, Scanzano, Varano

Ned takes Linda to a sad romance film, Amour Amour Amour, and wants to take her to another one, since this date was such a success. Newton gets an idea where he gets Ned's parents to dress as the film's characters while they go furniture shopping, and tells Ned that Amour Amour Amour 2 has been released the next day. Ned and Linda sit in a box that Newton pulls and drops to each floor of the department store his parents are at, and dubs over them to make it look like the film. Doogle is not in this episode.
Ned had rescued an endangered plant for a science fair entry, but the plant soon starts to grow too much, and threatens to take over the world.
In another attempt to get closer to Linda, Ned plans to audition for a school production of "Little Red Riding Hood". Newton, eager to help out, wants to be cast as the Big Bad Wolf. Unfortunately, the new school drama teacher is an ex-Hollywood executive who makes Ned and Newton repeatedly change the play until it's a post-apocalyptic science fiction story called "Mad Max and the Chicken-Wolf", where Linda isn't even in it.
Ned has lost a tooth, and left it under his pillow for the Tooth Fairy. When the fairy comes, though, Newton thinks he's a burglar, and attacks him. This results in the Tooth Fairy cursing Ned to have giant teeth, and Ned can only have the curse lifted if he does several tasks for the Fairy, such as counting all the newts in the world, and doing his laundry.
Ned goes to the pet store, hoping to buy an elephant, but all he can afford is a listless newt he called "Newton" who does nothing but sit in a fishbowl. The pet store owner sells him a can of "Zippo Newt Food", which turns Newton into a 6-foot, transforming, anthropomorphic newt. Ned and his new pal, Newton, trash the house by playing Tag. Note: This episode serves as the basis of the opening titles of the show.
Ned gets a mild concussion, but eventually gets to play outside. It goes horribly awry when Ned is sent to the hospital thanks to one of Newton's forms calling the ambulance, even though he's actually feeling fine. Following this, Newton takes it on his own to bring Ned back to health.
While recording an episode of "Ninja Fish From the Outback", Ned accidentally records a secret message, after Newton does some "modifications" to Ned's television antenna. Ned's parents accidentally return the tape to the video store, and are abducted and interrogated. Ned and Newton are sent on a mission of international espionage to recover the tape, find out its meaning, and rescue his parents.
Ned signs up for the school debate team to be closer to Linda, despite the fact that he's bad at public speaking. Newton helps him by passing him notes, and Ned becomes the school debate champion. He's so good, in fact, that he successfully debates in favour of the town mayor's ridiculous plan to replace all of Friendly Fall's streets with canals, to ease pollution.
Ned has a cold, and Newton has invented a machine to shrink himself down so he can enter Ned's body and cure him. The plot and title of this film is an homage to the Isaac Asimov story and film Fantastic Voyage.

* NL MVP
* NL Home Run Champion
* NL Runs Scored Champion
* 5× Silver Slugger Award
* NL Rookie of the Year
* 5× MLB All-Star
* 2x 30–30 club

Ned has to do a local history project for school, but all of the good topics are taken. He soon finds out about the Friendly Triangle, an area in town where things allegedly disappear. He gets several eyewitness accounts of paranormal events in the Triangle, but when he tries to investigate them, he finds out all of his witnesses were just from a family with very poor eyesight that lost their things, and that the Friendly Triangle isn't real.

"One thing is for certain: You've got to tie Braun up from time to time. If you don't, he's going to feast on you."

Ned and his friends are collecting 10,000 bags of pet hair for charity, but Ned's cousin Renfrew wants to sabotage their efforts. Newton will have none of it, so he attempts to get Renfrew off their case.
Ned's mother wants a 35 carat "Goldina" ring for her birthday, but Newton just insists it's a "cheap replica" of a sacrifice ring used by a group of Peruvian savages called the "Jajamojos". Ned and Newton go to Peru to get the ring, and brave the dangers of a temple full of booby traps, and escape being thrown in a volcano.

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Ned's parents all go up to a cottage in the mountains, owned by Renfrew's parents, for some "peace and quiet". Renfrew's parents, unfortunately, are foley artists, and decide to catch up on some work while they're there. Things are made worse when Ned has to deal with Renfrew some more, and gets lost in the woods while trying to re-enact the stories of fictional nature hero Woodsy Foreston.
Ned is excited to be starting summer vacation, but is dismayed to find that July and August are missing out of the free gas station calendars everyone in town has, which leads the entire town to think that they're skipping Summer this year. Ned and Newton decide to investigate the missing months, and find out that it's because the calendar publisher has lost the two artists that paint the banal scenes for July and August that go in the calendar. Ned and Newton have them quickly replaced, so Summer is saved.
Ned's friend Doogle has a pet dog, an obese, listless dog named Lummox. Doogle, when overhearing his parents talking about fleas on Lummox's fur, thinks his parents are going to get rid of him, and feeling sympathy for the fellow pet, Newton tries to prove Lummox's worth by setting up a series of situations where Lummox does incredibly useful things for Doogle's family.

"I think Braunie's biggest problem is reading the ball off the bat. He's gotten a lot better on the routine plays, has gotten a lot better with his throws. He's a very good athlete. He's working very hard at it. He's going to get better, no doubt about it. He hasn't played a lot of third base. We tend to forget that."

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After a freak accident, Ned and Newton switch bodies. They have to try to act like each other until they can switch back, but this is harder than it sounds.

"Rocket Monkeys" performed by Tony Daniels

* Micheline Charest
* Ronald A. Weinberg
* Patricia Robert

Member of the United States National Academy of Engineering

—Jim Powell, former Brewers' radio voice

Ned gets a virtual pet toy, which makes Newton jealous. Soon, though, Newton finds out that the toy has artificial intelligence and intends to conquer the world. He tries to convince Ned that the toy is evil, but he doesn't believe him, assuming that he's gotten more jealous. It's up to Newton to defeat the evil virtual pet on his own.

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Instead of a lemonade stand, Newton convinces Ned to instead start as a private detective service. Linda hires him to find her missing earring, and Doogle hires him to find his missing dog, Lummox. Ned eventually finds out that Lummox was accidentally made into a professional baseball pitcher, and then tries to find a way to get him out of the Major Leagues. The title is a reference to a Sherlock Holmes story, The Hound of the Baskervilles.

Pranks are pulled on unsuspecting people. In the opener, host Zach Fox tricks bystanders into believing that his tongue is stuck to an ice-cream cart cooler. Also: a sofa that swallows kids; a water-squirting watermelon

It's time for the annual Friendly Falls Scavenger Hunt, which is mostly so that the town mayor doesn't have to do shopping once a year. Rusty McCabe is the favourite to win, but when Newton sees a rainbow, he thinks he'll find a pot of gold at the end. They do find the pot, but instead of gold, there's a universal remote that actually affects the universe, being able to pause time, make things go faster or slower, and so forth. Ned and Newton use it to thwart Rusty's victory, but each button only works once, so they need to get creative. They're about to win the scavenger hunt, when a group of leprechauns demand the remote back and hit the rewind button, rewinding the episode all the way back to the beginning.

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A prank involving broken science equipment. Also: an art exhibit comes to life.
Zach squeezes fresh orange juice using his underarm. Also: a fake frozen dog; a paper-shredding mailbox.

Rusty McCabe has built a secret clubhouse that he won't let Ned in, so in response, he makes his own secret club in a tree fort. Newton wants to help, though, so they end up building an enormous, five-star clubhouse in the tree, and it becomes the most popular club in town. Rusty begs to be let in, but when Ned lets him in, he accidentally causes the clubhouse to collapse.

Massachusetts gubernatorial election, 1998

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Ned's mother goes to a different town to participate in a perfume saleswoman convention, but Ned mistakenly thinks that they are moving to this town. To convince Ned's parents that they shouldn't move there, Newton poses as a tour guide to describe various "horrors" throughout the town, and tries to make it seem as though wild boars roam the streets by putting boar masks on the stray dogs.

*Just for Laughs Gags
*Cherry on Topps Productiobs
*Saban Brands

Ned attends Boy Scout camp, and Newton notices that the other scouts have more merit badges than Ned. Ned doesn't care, as he's allergic to the outdoors and doesn't enjoy being a Boy Scout, but not wanting to see his owner disgraced, he motivates Ned to earn as many merit badges as he can. Eventually, when Ned becomes the most decorated Boy Scout, Newton decides to wrap the entire forest in anti-allergenic plastic, but when he does, Ned finds out that he wasn't allergic to anything in the forest, but to his mother's macademia-nut cookies that she always packs him.
After a fun weekend, Ned says he can't wait for the next one. This gives Newton the idea to build a time machine out of household items so that they can go back to Friday and do the weekend over again. They can't control the machine, however, and it ends up taking them to the Jurassic period, where Ned accidentally stomps on a fly and changes history, causing newts to be the dominant life form on Earth instead of humans. They go back and fix this change, but still have trouble controlling the time machine to take them home, causing them to end up at Gilligan's Island. However, it turns out to be a dream, but the trip to Gilligan's Island was proven to be real. Linda is not in this episode.

* Tim Deacon, Jon Minnis
* Richard Paré, Gilles Dayez
* Nick Vallinakis

At Ned's family picnic, Newton develops amnesia, and thinks he is one of Ned's obnoxious uncles.
Ned's class has started learning fractions, which Ned has difficulty with. To help him grasp the concept, Newton splits himself across the middle, but his lower half develops a mind of its own and tries to run away, and still isn't stuck into his upper half at the end, even though Ned had finally learned fractions by the time.
Ned's class are making small floats for the annual Friendly Day Parade, and Newton wants to help. He ends up making an enormous, barge-sized float for Ned, and ruins the parade when the float causes massive property damage and sinks in the lake.

Viñales at the 2012 Australian Grand Prix

Ned's mother is hosting a Snapperware party, and Newton accidentally gets sealed in one of the containers and shipped away. Ned tries to find where the container has gone before it's too late.

* Alex Galatis
* Seán Cullen
* Greg Lawrence
* Betsy Walters
* Mark Evestaff
* Shawn Kalb
* Alan Resnick
* Jenn Engels
* Craig Martin
* Josh Saltzman

Winter is coming, and Newton learns that newts hibernate during the winter, a process he doesn't want to go through. When he learns that birds migrate instead, he decides to go away for the winter, and takes Ned along.
When Newton overhears Ned rehearsing his lines as a ring-bearer at a family member's wedding, he mistakenly thinks Ned is going to marry someone other than Linda. He takes it upon his own to ruin the wedding, not knowing that it's not Ned whose getting married.
Ned has a crush on the girl across the street, Linda Bliss, but can't talk to her. Newton tries to get her attention by throwing a pebble against Linda's bedroom window while she's asleep, but ends up throwing a boulder mistaking it for a pebble that destroys the window. Ned and Newton desperately try to replace it before Linda wakes up the next morning.
Ned sends in 20 cereal box tops to get a "Captain Ocelot Crypto-Claw" toy, but when it doesn't come for eight weeks, Newton decides to go and find it. After going through the company that makes it, they find out each of the toys is manufactured by a goat named "Inchina", and the box tops are meant to feed her as she makes each toy, which takes up to eight weeks.
Ned's father opened a new bank account for Ned, after finding all the change around Ned's room. To Ned's horror, however, that means he has deposited his "lucky penny", a treasured penny that has an image of Gene Hackman as Lex Luthor on it. When the bank refuses to get it for him, Newton helps Ned by breaking into the bank vault to find it. They do, but Newton had to give away the $3.5 million in the bank vault to make it easier to find. They're saved, however, when a passing coin collector points out that Ned's penny is only one of two in the entire world, worth $3.5 million. Ned and Newton quickly put all the money back in the vault, and the bank owner gives Ned the only other Gene Hackman penny in existence.

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Locations of Clubs for the 2014 V.League 1 season

The local mall is holding a contest where the first person to guess how many jellybeans are in a jar will win a drivable toy car. Ned wants the car, but when Newton comes out, he wreaks havoc around the mall, and causes him and Ned to be locked inside after it closes. The sadistic mall security guard wants to ban them from the mall, but they're able to blackmail him when they find out that he's been counting the jellybeans in the jar, one by one, to win the toy car. To keep them quiet, the mall cop gives them the car. Season 1 finale.

Optimization, Mathematics, Control theory, and Data communication networks

Ned's tattletale cousin Renfrew comes to visit. He destroys most of Ned's toys and repeatedly tells on Ned. Newton decides to drive Renfrew away by causing a series of ridiculous situations, which causes Renfrew to have a nervous breakdown as he tattles to Ned's parents about them.
Ned visits his grandparents, who are retired farmers. Newton, who doesn't know what retirement is, thinks the animals and crops are simply being lazy, and tries to whip them into shape.

* Seán Cullen
* Mark Edwards
* David Berni
* Jamie Watson

Zach disguises himself as part of a door knocker and surprises people as they try to deliver a package. Also: a park-bench toilet; a life size jack-in-the-box.

Ned has started keeping a diary, but his entries are very typical and boring. To spice it up, Newton starts causing increasingly exciting things to happen in Ned's life, so that he will have more to put in his diary.
Ned goes with his dad on Take Your Child to Work day, and while he initially thinks his dad's job is dull, he eventually thinks that his dad is a government spy, and tries to find out more information.
Ned has been watching too many monster movies, and when he's left in the house alone, he's paranoid that there are monsters around the house. This isn't helped when his parents ask Uncle Frank and several friends of his to check on him, and they're all dressed as monsters, on his way to a costume party. Newton, after thinking about what killed all the monsters in the movies, decides to let the monsters fall to their death by jacking up the house and pushing them out the door.
Ned is showing a health science project to his class that could make or break his possibility of graduation, a film he's made to show where food comes from. The film is extremely strange, however, because of the various roles Newton plays in it: from the Hard-Boiled Chicken, source of the world's hard-boiled eggs, to the Imitation Crab, source of the world's imitation crab meat. Ned's project is initially doomed because of Newton's involvement, but Ned's teacher thinks that it was actually a creative writing project that was due the following week, for which he gets an A+. She wonders where his health science project is, and the episode ends with Ned saying "I'll be right back," and leaving the classroom. Final episode.

—Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella, defending Ryan Dempster for hitting Braun

The company that manufactures Zippo Newt Food has changed the formula, which leaves Newton unable to control his morphing ability. Ned and Newton go to the corporate headquarters to complain, but the president of the company refuses to go back to the old formula, until Newton demonstrates that the "new formula" causes newts to grow six feet tall and change into different forms.

Greek National Award for Operations Research

Massachusetts gubernatorial election, 1994

* Danièle Joubert, Michel Lemire
* Danièle Joubert, Bruno Bianchi
* Michel Lemire

Prison Jazz, Run for Cover, Tiny Engines, Summersteps

After watching too much television, Newton gets the idea to improve Ned's life with all the things featured in the various commercials he's watched.

A prank involving a tarantula. Also: a moving piranha mural.

While Ned's family is at the beach, a message in a bottle washes ashore, from Ned's long-lost Uncle Sandy. Ned and Newton decide to go rescue him, and get swallowed by a whale, encounter sirens, and get caught in a maelstrom before finding him. It turns out that he helped to invent the microchip, and as such, is a multi-billionaire.

"Rocket Monkeys" performed by David Berni

Ned is excited to go to xylophone camp, but is dismayed to find out that no one there actually plays the xylophone, and that it's meant to be a camp for all the kids that couldn't get into "fun camps". After seeing that everyone is wasting their time on an electronic toy called the "Battery Drainer" because of its flashy commercial, Ned decides to create his own commercial to get the other kids interested in playing the xylophone.
Ned's been given a small role in a horror film "Car-Driving Trees of Egstappa Part 2", but soon finds out that the Car-Driving Trees are real, and plan to wipe out Friendly Falls.

—Brewers coach Dale Sveum, a former big league third baseman.
Baseball Prospectus Internet Baseball NL Rookie of the Year

Castellammare di Stabia with the Gulf of Naples and the Vesuvio.

Ned has been made the coxswain of the Friendly Falls rowing team in a regatta against the neighbouring town of Carty Garbageton, a filthy town founded by janitors and gas station attendants. Friendly Falls traditionally beats Carty Garbageton, by coming in second-last. Their "winning" streak is in trouble, though, when Friendly Falls loses all its money sponsoring a start-up company to sell smoke and soot from the town's old chimney factory. Many of the townspeople have to do menial work in Carty Garbageton to make the money back, but they're all fired when the town starts becoming clean. Ned then gets the idea to sell the soot to Carty Garbageton, and the town makes all its money back just in time for Friendly Falls to not come in last at the regatta.
Ned is made to play with his obnoxious rich cousin, Norman, who has a female pet newt. When Ned feeds both Newton and the other newt Zippo food, they both change, and Norman's newt wants revenge on Norman for constantly neglecting him. Newton falls for the female newt, whom he names Buttercup, and Norman is terrified by the two giant creatures that have suddenly appeared.

Aéroport international Pierre-Elliott-Trudeau de Montréal

Ned is sent to the grocery store to get a can of tomato paste, but Newton instead suggests they go to Mars, thinking that it's made of tomato paste . They go to Mars, and it is made of tomato paste! But they find that the tomato paste there tastes awful, so they decide to just get it from the grocery store after all.

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Hapoel Ra'anana Association Football Club

* Jacques Pettigrew
* Andrew Makarewicz, Joe Purdy, Michel Lemire
* Marie-Claude Beauchamp, Jacqueline Tordjman, Olivier Dumont, Michel Lemire
* Oliver Schablitzki

* Jon Glover
* John R. Hernandez
* Ève Karpf
* Jonathan Kydd
* Nigel Lambert
* Cyril Shaps
* Meriam Stover
* Moir Leslie
* Steven Webb
* Jade Williams
* John Baddeley

The Ho-Ho-Kus Brook flowing through downtown Ho-Ho-Kus

Toxic & John Gant (For Toxic Productions.)

With Mother's Day approaching, Newton thinks the purpose of the holiday is to give your mother as a gift. He finds his mother, and proceeds to give her to Ned.

* Stephen Ashton
* Thomas LaPierre
* Patrick Granleese
* Matthew Cope
* Paul Mullie
* Nicole Keefler
* Dennise Fordham
* Ken Ross
* Joseph Mallozzi
* Rowby Goren
* Brian Cameron Fuld
* Bruce Robb
* Rick Jones
* Christel Kleitsch
* Brendan Walsh
* Frances Gallager
* Peter Landecker
* Lucie Lortie

Ned's parents were planning a trip to New York City, but had to cancel it when they heard, from Doogle's parents, that they've been watching a show about the urban legend that alligators live in the sewers. Ned and Newton go there to prove that the rumour is false, mainly trying to "blend in with the locals". But they end up falling into the sewers when they're ready to give up. Then they also accidentally find the sewer alligators.
Newton is worried that when Ned grows up, he will get rid of him. When he learns about the story of Peter Pan, however, he decides to take Ned to Neverland, where he won't grow up. Through a comedy of errors, however, Ned and Newton instead uncover a video pirating operation.
When Ned's parents hear him talking about Newton, they assume this is a new imaginary friend, similar to one Ned had in his early childhood, a big, talking red shoe named "Shoe". They take Ned to see a child psychiatrist, but when they accidentally see Newton , and assume that Ned's imaginary friend is visible to them as well, they also go and see a psychiatrist. In the end, it turns out Shoe is real.
The carnival is in town, and Ned wants to take Linda to it. He's terrible at most of the carnival games, however, and Rusty McCabe tends to beat him at all of them. Ned finds out later, though, that Rusty's uncle owns the carnival, and has rigged all the games to take the visitors' money, and let Rusty win every time.
Ned starts a paper route to save up money for a bike, but Newton has more ambitious plans for him. He turns Ned's paper route into a media empire, making him extremely wealthy, but depressed, because he doesn't even have time to ride his new bike. The episode's plot, as well as its title, is an homage to the classic film Citizen Kane.

* Ira Levy
* Joan Lambur
* Peter Williamson
* Mauro Casalese
* Michael Feder

diminutive of John with Dutch influence becoming "Little John"

The Friendly Falls Future Fair has been reopened, after it was closed in 1964, which makes Ned excited. The lineup to get into the fair is huge, though, so Newton sneaks him in so they can see the exhibits. Ned is dismayed to see that they haven't been updated since 1964, and most of the displays are ridiculous: there's a car with a record player mounted on the dashboard for a "car stereo system", a kitchen where malfunctioning robots cook food, and even robotic pets . He goes back to his parents just as they get to the front of the line, and says he doesn't want to visit the Fair anymore.
Ned has been entered into a track day, but he's not happy about it, since Rusty McCabe always wins every event. He wins so often, he's even gotten his own theme music, with Yo-Yo Ma as a guest cellist. Newton thinks Ned is best at at least one sport, and to find out which one it is, Newton enters Ned into every single event at the track day, including team sports. Although by the end, Rusty has won everything and Ned is exhausted, he's given a special award for being the first person to participate in every single event.
Local hero Gus Gingrich has held the world's record for "Most Pants Worn at Once" since 1959, until a man in Germany breaks his record, leaving the town heartbroken. Ned and Newton decide to restore the town's spirit by trying to break a record, but Ned fails at each record he tries. Because of this, however, Ned breaks the world record for "Failing at a World Record" and restores the town's spirit.

* Breakthrough Entertainment
* Atomic Cartoons
* Hornet Films
* Monkeyshine Productions Ltd
* Ussubi CartoonGroup
* Nickelodeon Productions

HapoelRa'anana Association Football Club

Zach poses as a photographer and catches people's candid reactions when a broken seat drops them to the ground as they say "cheese." Marshmallows fall from the sky.

Ned's parents lose all their money on a crooked insurance policy to insure several "valuable" things around their house, including a Gene Wilder bedroom mirror and a broken "unbreakable" vinyl record. This policy will only pay out if a series of impossible things damage these items, so Ned and Newton work together to destroy these items in impossible ways, get the money back, and thoroughly confuse the crooked saleswoman.
Newton has been acting stranger than usual, and when Ned takes him to see the veterinarian, Newton professes that he has fallen in love with her. As the day goes on, however, he keeps falling in love with dozens of other things, such as a passing roller skater, many different zoo animals, and an icecube tray. Ned eventually finds out that he's only acting this way because he's shedding his skin.

Greek computer scientist and mathematician

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Friendly Falls is experiencing a drought, which is ruining Ned's summer, and might cause trouble for the various newts in town when the ponds and rivers they live in dry up. Newton tries to end the drought with various plans to make it rain, and they succeed, even though it has been raining so much the town flooded.
Ned's family is on a long, boring car trip, with only a "Vehicle Bingo" game to pass the time. Ned's parents accidentally leave him at a rest stop, however, and Ned needs Newton's help to catch up to them. After being blasted off to Russia, they end up travelling around the world and take every mode of transportation on the Bingo card trying to get back, which perplexes Ned's parents.
Ned notices that his alphabet soup is missing the letters N, E, and D. Curious as to why, he goes to the company that makes the soup, which turns out to be the same one that makes the Zippo Newt Food, to find out what's going on.
Ned's parents are holding a costume party, but Newton had accidentally put the invitations in a wood chipper, after Ned was supposed to mail them, so no one is coming. To make up for his mistake, Newton uses the time machine he built to gather several historical figures as party guests, including Cleopatra, Napoleon and Josephine, and Bonnie and Clyde.
Ned's father gives Ned a vintage "Captain Ocelot" action figure, after his son takes an interest in the show. Ned's mother, however, throws it out, and Ned and Newton have to go to the Friendly Falls Dump to find it again. Afterwards, they find out that the dump owner is actually the retired actor who played Captain Ocelot.

Census Bureau map of Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey

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