The Critic reviews TMNT , after many requests by his fans. While he believes Mako's performance doesn't hold up compared to previous Splinter voices, finds the plot too convoluted, and many of the characters underdeveloped, he notes that it's not a bad film, let alone horrible, and also praises the film's CGI animation and use of atmosphere, which he jokingly likens to a video game.
The Critic, speaking through a speech synthesis program as Walker had lost his voice, along with Spoony and Linkara review Alone in the Dark . They criticize Uwe Boll's direction, the actors' horrible performances, plot holes, nonsensical story, and bearing no resemblance to the video game on which it was based.

Charles de la Boische, Marquis de Beauharnois

The Critic reviews Gargoyles . This episode is one of the few where he does not criticize, save for the unusual storyline and the third season, The Goliath Chronicles.

Harrington, William Stanhope, 1st Earl of

The Critic reviews The Garbage Pail Kids Movie . He considers the film to be painful, bashing the film for having no plot or story, terrible characters, unfunny and disgusting humour, a hugely hypocritical delivery of the film's message, and poorly designed puppets. The episode ends with a parody of the final sequence of 2001: A Space Odyssey, where the Critic finds older versions of himself, and becomes a singing piece of crap.

Later on, Doug Walker placed the film at #1 of the list of the worst movies he reviewed. He detail that he also considers it the worst movie he has ever seen, saying it was doubly frustrating given he was a fan of The Garbage Pail Kids cards.

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To start off the holiday season, the Critic decides to review bad holiday-related movies. He begins by reviewing Jack Frost , While he praises the film's looks and cinematography, as well as a funny reaction the bully makes when the snowman talks, and gives credit for not using the typical family clichés, he criticizes the lack of sense and creativity, snowman special effects, poor dialogue and underdeveloped characters. Special criticism is reserved for the presence of a chained-up Superman action figure with Batman's head, which the Critic says would have probably been better material for a movie.

Simonetta Di Pippo, Director of the Office for Outer Space Affairs and Deputy Director-General of the United Nations Office at Vienna

The Critic lists the top 11 surreal moments from movies, TV shows and video games. .

11 . Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Kenney Jones followed by the press, 2007

He openly dislikes it for the animation, dull and unfunny characters, but mostly because the unpopular title character shares the same first name as him, and the Critic remembers being bullied as a child because of the show.

Note:He inaccurately assumes that Doug takes place in high school. It is clearly stated in at least one episode that Doug is eleven-and-a-half years old, and in the final episode is stated that he is going into junior high school.

Rocko's Modern Life

• 4 × RBU-1200 or Type 81 ASW rocket launchers

The Critic reviews Casper . He criticizes the lame puns, numerous pointless cameo appearances, illogical nature of the plot and nearly excessive use of vulgar language, despite being considered a family movie. However, he gives credit to the sets and CG effects, and admits that the filmmakers at least "tried" to put effort in it. It finishes with him chasing an evil Casper, who had been annoying him during the review, throughout a GMX convention in Tennessee while dressed as a Ghostbuster. Fellow reviewer Linkara makes a cameo as one of the convention attendees who pursue Casper alongside the Critic.
The review was later placed at #2 on the retrospective "Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes".

Old Vs New: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory Vs. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
The Critic reviews A Kid in King Arthur's Court . He criticizes the absurd situations, amateur filmmaking techniques and historical/mythological inaccuracies. He is also shocked to find Kate Winslet and Daniel Craig beginning their careers in this film.

Kirkland warming-up with Wigan Athletic in 2010

A Faroese stamp depicting the capture of a seal woman

Batman wins over The Dark Knight: 3-2. As a result of this, Christian Bale calls the Critic to berate him at length.
The Critic reviews Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen , in the same style of his first episode. He considers it "adequately satisfying" despite a weak plot.

Japanese anarchist, social critic, author and feminist

The Critic reviews Red Sonja . Before the review, he recounts the life of deceased Japanese/American actor Mako Iwamatsu, taking advantage of the opportunity to apologize for his critical remarks about Mako's voice as Splinter in his previous TMNT review, saying that he doesn't hate Mako, nor was he being critical of Mako himself, he just didn't know who he was and honestly didn't feel like his voice matched up compared to previous Splinter voices. After that, he explains that he finds the film's story to be an underdeveloped Conan rip-off, criticizes the out-of-match Ennio Morricone score, cheap visual effects and finds both Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger's performances lackluster.

Suryajirao Alias Chimanrao Shankarao Kadam
Yashwantrao Appasaheb Khardekar Nimbalkar

After Linkara attempts to review Superman IV: The Quest for Peace using The Nostalgia Critic persona he finds himself confronted by the real Nostalgia Critic, who forces Linkara to complete the review with him at gunpoint. They criticize the film's inconsistencies, pointless side-stories, ludicrous morals and cheap visual effects. Special criticism is reserved for instances of breaking the laws of physics, such as Lacey being able to survive in outer space, which the Critic describes as "kindergarten science".

Flute, tin whistle, low whistle, uillean pipes, tenor guitar, bodhrán

The Critic reviews Cool as Ice . He criticizes the lack of plot, summarizing the whole thing as just a vehicle to make Vanilla Ice look cool , it's bizarre sets and nonsensical editing, Vanilla Ice's wangsta performance and attempts at acting black, which only makes him seem whiter, and considers the whole thing in general to be ridiculous and "too white!" for even him to take, which ultimately results in the Critic dissolving into nothingness.

Pamantasang Mindanao - Suriang Pangteknolohiya ng Iligan

"Nothin' to Lose" / "Love Theme from KISS"

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The Critic reviews Tank Girl . He finds the characters annoying and criticizes the incoherent plot, pointless scenes and the use of the actual comic panels in place of proper segues. Special criticism is reserved for a random musical number where the cast performs "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love".

Tupac Katari -- diacritics removed to clarify sorting --

Old Vs. New - Batman Vs. The Dark Knight
The Critic reviews Good Burger . He complains about the absurd situations, awful dialogue, annoying characters and unfunny jokes, and questions Abe Vigoda's presence. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where Ed sticks grapes up his nose and repeatedley says 'bloopity' and a long drawn out and somewhat suggestive scene where Dexter is reprimanded for ramming into his teacher's car.

Rothschild, Walter, 2nd Baron Rothschild

The three pillars which constituted the European Union

The Critic reviews the Star Wars Holiday Special , despite his efforts to escape. He considers it to be the worst Christmas special ever, criticizing the focus on the Wookiee family, the Star Wars cast only appearing in cameos, excessive filler, and the animation from the cartoon segments, but he does praise Bea Arthur's performance in one segment. Special criticism is reserved for the annoying roars of the Wookiees in general, let alone a tribe of them, causing one of his ears to bleed at one point. At the end of the review, "Santa Christ" appears to wipe the Critic's memory of the show.

The Critic reviews Nicktoons:

The Ren & Stimpy Show

Best Villains: Animated Film - While enjoying Christopher Lee as Saruman, is torn by the Black Riders, he prefers the animated version of Sauron because he is never shown, therefore making him more mysterious.

William Stanhope, 1st Earl of Harrington

Jennifer, Marc, Wayne, Michele, Theresa, Amanda

The Critic lists the top 11 cereal mascots:

11. Toucan Sam from "Froot Loops"

Journalist, businessman, screenwriter, presenter, pundit

The Critic reviews Steel . He criticizes the wooden acting of Shaquille O'Neal and bad dialogue, and considers Steel as the "worst superhero ever". He points out that the only good factors are Annabeth Gish's performance and character, and the funny reaction of a man about to be blown away by a grenade. Special criticism is the casting of Richard Roundtree.

He says it is the last show he saw on Nickelodeon, and reviews it based on its intro, asking why Arnold wears a skirt, and finding the overall premise uninteresting.

Note: It was explained in the cartoon that his skirt is actually a shirt, and episodes of Hey Arnold! even have Arnold shown while wearing the shirt without the sweater

The Critic reviews Barb Wire . He claims this film was made solely for Pamela Anderson's figure, points out several blatant sexual overtones, criticizes the dialogue as bland and characters as hard to like, and concludes that the plot was ripping off Casablanca. However he says the climax fight with the main character and villain on vehicles picked up by a junkyard crane is a impressive action scene. The episode ends with him admiring a dance scene involving strippers, requiring his brother, Rob, to come in and wheel him out.

The Critic compares The Lord of the Rings with the first two films of The Lord of the Rings film trilogy .

Best Frodo Baggins: Animated Film. - He says the animated Frodo seemed stronger and closer to the book despite saying Elijah Wood was a great casting choice in the remake.

The Critic reviews Titanic: The Legend Goes On . Among the poor quality and taste of the film, he criticizes the historical inaccuracies, nonsensical characters, mediocre animation, and how it blatantly rips off the blockbuster film, Titanic. Special criticism is reserved for a scene involving a rapping dog.

Philanthropist, Investor, Business Owner, Pilot

Tsedenbal; Юмжаагийн Цэдэнбал (mongolian)

Old Vs. New: Lord Of The Rings Animated Vs. Lord of the Rings

The Critic compares Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory . Even before starting the comparison he openly admits that he considers the 2005 film vastly inferior to the earlier version and a mediocre film overall, and that the main purpose of this video is to illustrate where the newer version went wrong. The Critic heavily criticizes Johnny Depp and Freddie Highmore's performances as Wonka and Charlie in the 2005 film, and is especially scathing of Danny Elfman's songs, calling them terrible in their own right and an insult to the songs from the 1971 film..

Best Wonka: Gene Wilder

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* Jimmy Corrigan
* Building Stories

The Critic reviews Full House . He considers it the worst show ever, criticizing the show for being unfunny, boring, and repetitive, and having faked happiness and no real conflict.
Best Supporting Cast: Live-Action Films - He says the characters in the remake had more time for development. However, he says the character of Aragorn was portrayed better in the cartoon version.

He describes it as a slightly cleaner version of Ren and Stimpy, praising the characters and setup, but shows distaste for some overly bizarre moments and obvious movie references.

Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

The Critic reviews Captain N: The Game Master . He finds the animation sloppy, and the show's characters to be irritating, undeveloped and barely resembling their video game designs. He especially shows a strong distaste for the butchering of Simon Belmont's character, who comes off as wimpy and foppish.

The Adventures of Pete & Pete

He admits that some of the shows are clever and creative , but overall boring and unfunny .

The seal of the Islamic Republic of Iran Navy

The Critic reviews Congo . He mocks Tim Curry's feigning a Romanian accent in the film, criticizes the special effects for being silly , the storyline for being laughable, and points out that the only good parts of this film are Bruce Campbell and Ernie Hudson's appearances, and a laser gun used to combat the apes near the end of the film. Special ctiticism is reserved for Amy the gorilla's frequent requests to have Peter tickle her.
"Raoul Puke", in place of the Critic, reviews We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story . Despite praising the animation style, he considers the film to be a "Big Lipped Alligator Movie", due to its many over-the-top and pointless moments. He also criticizes the poorly written script, weird close-ups, often scary visuals, annoying characters, and an overly long and random chase in the middle, as well as a particularly jarring scene depicting the fate of the film's villain.

* Houston Astros
* Kansas City Royals
* Baltimore Orioles

• 2 × depth charge rails with more than 20 depth charges, and mine rails

The Critic reviews Suburban Commando . Though admitting a few jokes are funny, and admitting to a fondness for the line, "I was frozen today!" he finds the overall film to be stupid and unoriginal, with a weak plot, poor acting, boring characters, too many awkward moments, lame jokes, and numerous similarities to Star Wars. Special criticism is reserved for a scene where Hogan's character and the child actor talk as though a video game in an arcade they are playing is a space alien shooter game .
The Critic reviews The Next Karate Kid . He criticizes the film as a cash-in on the success of the first films, with mean spirited characters, an unbelievably exaggerated school security and leader , a weak script, and a confusing moral.

Best Story: Willy Wonka
The original wins over the remake: 4-1. The Critic asks to be played out to the songs from the 1971, but is enraged when he instead gets the 2005 version's songs instead=. In a homage to Duck Amuck, it's then revealed that Douchey McNitpick is editing the video.

The Critic reviews Captain America . He criticizes the film for having a boring story, and considers Captain America in the film to be a boring and ineffective hero, in addition to the 1970's-esque production values despite being released in 1990.

Irish traditional, celtic music, Folk music

With help from his most obnoxious fan, Douchey McNitpick, the Critic counts down mistakes he has made in previous episodes:

11. Not understanding the reason why the African-American actor and Asian actress left from the cast of Power Rangers.

Gary Player in the senior major championships

The Critic reviews North to see why Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel hated the movie. He criticizes the random musical number, racist portrayals, unnecessary cameos, awful jokes, the bizarre Bruce Willis character, the overall ridiculous scenario, and the insane retcon in which the whole story turns out to be a dream. Special criticism is reserved for the opening, in which North passes out because of his parents arguing, and the father says "Here, loosen his pants."

Doug Walker later put this review at #8 in the retrospective "Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic episodes".

Cousin and son-in-law of Islamic prophet Muhammad

Majel Barrett at Gen Con in Indianapolis, Indiana in August 2006.

The Critic compiles a list of the dumbest moments of the Superman films:

11. Casting Brandon Routh and Kate Bosworth in Superman Returns

Boische, Charles de la, Marquis de Beauharnois

National Cartoonists Society Award: 1999, 2013

Best Story: Live-Action Films - He says the Jackson films have the advantage because they has all the stories while Bakshi has only the first two. However, he says Bakshi does have some strong scenes in his movies.
The live-action films win over the animated film: 3-2. At the end, the Critic begins to compare the 1980 The Return of the King adaptation with its live-action counterpart, but after finding out that it was made by Rankin-Bass and seeing a few seconds of footage, he immediately declares the live-action version to be the winner.

( Rashidun Caliph in Kufa )
Al-Murtaza
Amir Al-Mu'mineen

Dr. Ashraf Ghani Ahmadzai داکتر اشرف غنی

An image of 2011 GM27 from the Sloan Digital Sky Survey.

physician, surgeon, member of parliament, teacher, civil servant

He praises its originality, characters and premise, but questions some of the adult humor.

Hey Arnold!

Chinese copy of Thomson-Sintra medium frequency SS-12 VDS sonar

The Critic pays tribute to two of the most loved television film critics: Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert. He also discusses the show after Siskel's death, the Richard Roeper era, claims that successors Ben Lyons and Ben Mankiewicz were "douchebags", and the show as it was before the series ended in 2010 with Michael Phillips and A. O. Scott was slightly better, but still not the same as what the 1986-99 era had to offer.
The Critic reviews The Pagemaster . He starts off thinking he is reviewing Moonwalker, but realizes the film was so dull and boring he does not even remember it, with no memorable characters, and no opportunities to know the famous stories shown throughout and criticizes Turner Entertainment's involvement in the film. However, he does praise the pleasant-looking animation and admits that it was a nice idea for a film.
The Critic reviews Rock-a-Doodle . He marks this as the start of Don Bluth's decline in animated films, even though he says the movie is more odd than it is bad. He criticizes the very strange plot, annoying characters , frequent songs and the casting of Christopher Plummer. He concludes by saying the film is "literally like they just made up the story as they went".
The Critic reviews Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog , and Sonic the Hedgehog . He criticizes the former as "crazy" and nothing more than "pure bullshit", criticizing the poor animation, annoying characters, lack of story, and insane demeanor. However, he praises the Saturday morning version for giving "Honest to God effort!", being dark and grim and having a remarkably developed storyline , even considering it '#12' on his Top 11 Animated Shows . In the commentary for the review, both Doug and Rob Walker admitted to actually finding the former cartoon so-bad-its-good, due to its surreal nature..

The Critic lists the next top 11 Christmas specials:

11. Elf

The Critic reviews Judge Dredd . He criticizes the film for being over-the-top, using every action movie cliche possible, and finds Rob Schneider's performance as annoying as Jar Jar Binks, but also admits that the film has a certain comedic and entertainment value for these very reasons and considers the film overall to be a guilty pleasure. Special criticism is reserved for every character's inability to clearly pronounce the word "law" properly.

All India Dalit Muslim Minorities Suraksha Mahasangh

Charlemont, James Caulfeild, 1st Earl of

The Critic reviews Ernest Saves Christmas . Like the other Ernest P. Worrell movies, he mocks the silly humor and elements that do not make much sense, although he admits that he watches it every year, loves Douglas Seale's performance of Santa and considers it a guilty pleasure. Special criticism is reserved for the presence of a bumper sticker reading "Keep Christ in Christmas", and that it is in a Santa Claus movie.
Note: During the review, the Critic made a comment about autism that he later found to be inappropriate and removed. This is currently the only joke ever removed from the show because he thought it was low, unfair, and did not make much sense.

The Critic reviews He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special . He notices homosexual overtones, criticizes the musical number and notes the hypocrisy of a Christmas special involving animated violence.
The Critic reviews Warriors of Virtue . He criticizes the film's dullness, blurry fighting scenes and lack of character development, but gives credit to Angus Macfadyen's over-the-top performance. Special criticism is reserved for the characters' mispronunciation of the word "tao", and a pointless scene showing a character continuously screaming.

Fourth rightly guided Caliph , Successor of Muhammad and Amir al-Mu'minin

Kenan & Kel , focusing mainly on the movie Two Heads Are Better Than None

He says that All That was very hit and miss and the other shows are not special, but pans only Roundhouse, citing its unprofessional presentation compared to its successor All That. Especially noted is a sketch which goes from "let's talk about it" to a random moment of breakdancing.
Note: After this review, he announced he would do Nick game shows, but since Double Dare was already reviewed and he could not find good footage of any of the other Nickelodeon game shows such as Guts, he had to review Good Burger.
Note: Roundhouse relied upon improvization for its sketches, which explains its being unprofessional compared to All That.

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The Critic reviews Short Circuit and Short Circuit 2 . He concludes that while they technically are bad movies with weird/ridiculous plots, poorly acted with corny dialogue, make very weak attempts at humor, both Johnny 5 and Benjamin are admittedly likable characters, despite the latter being a highly offensive Indie-stereotype, and considers them "a guilty pleasure". Special criticism is reserved for an incredibly dark and sad scene in Short Circuit 2 in which the villains violently destroy Johnny 5.
The Critic reviews Last Action Hero . He criticizes the amount of dialogue compared to the action, the senseless celebrity cameos, and the lack of realism in the movie's "real world" segment. However, he admits that the ideas were creative and was interested in the villain's master plan to bring various antagonists from other films.

The Critic compares Batman with The Dark Knight .

Best Batman: Michael Keaton

* Loughborough University
* Goldsmiths College

The Critic reviews Moonwalker . He finds the movie to be nothing more than a massive ego-trip for Michael Jackson, and ridicules the often nonsensical segments of the film, though praises the "Smooth Criminal" music video in the middle of the film, referring to it as "the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen".

Note: This is the debut of the "DRAT! I've been foiled by the power of love!"

He praises its laid-back atmosphere and Angelica's memorably evil character, but mentions some questionable moments. He notes that each episode begins with a random extreme close up, noting an instance in which Spike's tongue is used for the close-up.

Doug

The Critic reviews Twister . While enjoying the effects, he heavily criticizes the main characters, the annoying performance of Philip Seymour Hoffman and dull, awkward performances of Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt, and the film's scientific inaccuracies.

Civil Engineer, railway engineer and bridge designer, Aviation pioneer

He highly praises the characters, the animation, and the outright insane nature, saying that watching it is like having a sugar rush. He also notes that one of the biggest controversies was whether or not Ren and Stimpy are gay, to which the creator, John K., answered, "I don't know, it's none of my business."

Rugrats

The Critic and Nostalgia Chick review FernGully: The Last Rainforest . They comment about the film's preachy attitude, uninspired characters and some scientific and geographical inaccuracies.

Note: The term "Big-Lipped Alligator Moment" is first coined in this episode, when a totally pointless scene comes out of nowhere and no one ever mentions it again.

Career in the Marines, Governor General of New France

The Critic reviews Sidekicks . His main complaint is that the vast majority of the film is a self-indulgent plug for the director's brother Chuck Norris, criticizing his and Jonathan Brandis' performances, the bizarre plot, similarities to The Karate Kid, mean-spirited characters, and poor choreography of the action scenes. He also pretends not to dislike Mako's bad acting due to the bad response about his comments during his TMNT review.
Best Action Scenes: Live-Action Films - While saying the Bakshi version has more realistic battles, he says that some of the best action scenes come from Return of the King, which Bakshi never made.

multi-instrumentalist, composer, producer

Coat of Arms of the Royal Army Ordnance Corps