*Bluez Brothers
*Sean "Puffy" Combs
*DJ Premier
*Easy Mo Bee
*Lord Finesse
*Poke
*Darnell Scott
*Chucky Thompson

Dick, Kirk, and George use their bench passes for a Boston Celtics game, but Dick loses his pass. Joanna and Leslie wait at the Inn for a famous guest. Special appearance by Daniel J. Travanti.

A woman goes to work for a museum and transported to the past and forced to work as a near-slave.

B&B Hardware, Inc. v. Hargis Industries, Inc.

San Miguel Properties Centre, St. Francis Street, Mandaluyong, Philippines

Written by Edithe Swensen and guest-starring Marcia Cross.

Dick finagles his way into a weekly poker game with Tim Conway. Unaware of Tim's cheap nature, Dick drives him away after raising a quarter.

Two rowdy kids who don't believe in Santa Claus demand a story during Christmas, and their mean parents decide to tell them a different kind of Christmas story, a horrific tale of the monstrous "Grither."

Kirk believes he has found the girl of his dreams, but he reconsiders when he hears she is a clown.
Michael meets an office secretary named Susan and falls in love with her.

Map of Clearfield County, Pennsylvania highlighting Jordan Township

Story by Suzette Haden Elgin, written by Jule Selbo.

Kirk goes to the hospital to get surgery to remove an object from his nose and Larry, Darryl, and Darryl are in charge of his cafe.
Larry mishears Stephanie saying something and falls in love with her.
A new friend threatens Larry's position at family leader.
Stephanie becomes attracted to a stonemason working at the Inn.
Stephanie is horrified to discover that a blood transfusion following an emergency appendectomy came from Darryl.
Joanna and Stephanie are furious at Michael when they peek at his diary and find out what he thinks of them.
Will the Real Dick Loudon Please Shut Up?

featuring Snoop Dogg, Kris Kristofferson and Jamey Johnson

A man who levitates whenever he lies tries to enlist in the Army, while hotly pursued by a young pregnant girl and her angry father.

Michael and Stephanie realize their relationship might be growing cold.

Written by Art Monterastelli and guest-starring Paul Dooley.

While visiting Michael in a sanitarium , Dick runs into illustrator Corinne Denby and invites her to collaborate with him on his next book...despite her habit of burning things.
The Loudon family and friends travel to Vanderkellen mansion for Thanksgiving but are forced to leave early because Stephanie's parents threw away her favorite toy.

A recently deceased preacher leaves a video-taped will which tells his family that he will send them a sign.

A United States Senator's wife checks in to the Stratford Inn and holds a press conference saying that she will divorce her husband.
Dick attempts to help Joanna overcome her fear of eye doctors.

A man sentenced to Death Row for a murder tells his story of a redhead... from another dimension.
An overweight woman goes to drastic measures to lose weight, but finds herself even more attached to her food than ever before.
A doctor makes a late-night house call to fix a woman's leg and discovers that his patient and her husband are vampires.

Kirk joins a singles club hoping to find a girlfriend.

Comparison of UK house price indices before and after the financial crisis

Written and directed by Ted Gershuny, co-written by and guest-starring Perry Lang.

George becomes a volunteer fireman but loses the keys to the firetruck right when the towns first fire in five years comes.
The Inn is overcrowded when 24 guests are snowed in for Christmas Eve. Kirk helps to keep the guests entertained while Dick attempts to find a place for a man named Joseph and his pregnant wife to stay for the night.
Stephanie's father visits the inn with news that he has left his wife. The town celebrates Colonial Days.
Stephanie must take care of the Inn's staff and guests when the measles come to Vermont.

俺の居候がこんなに賢いはずがない!?

Michael searches for a job when he's fired by WPIV.

Written by Granville Burgess and Allen Coulter. Guest-starring Bradley Whitford.

Dick's old college sweetheart visits the Inn, making Joanna worried that Dick will want to get back together with her.

A little boy who fears an octopus, a living buzz saw, and a demon are in his room finds they are all too real.
Written by Carole Lucia Satrina. Guest-starring Adolph Caesar.
An Egyptologist ignores a sarcophagus's warnings and unearths a curse.

Secretary Alma amazes Dick when she fills in as producer.
Dick volunteers Joanna to serve turkeys to over 100 people. George is upset when rain ruins his Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The town accuses Dick of murdering Joanna even though he didn't.

To Kanade's chagrin, Chocolat quickly makes herself at home, and someone identified as God calls his mobile phone, tasking him with missions that must be fulfilled in order to lift Absolute Choice. The first mission is to make Furano Yukihara laugh, which proves difficult as Furano assumes that Kanade is simply making fun of her.

An unhealthy corporate executive is offered a life-saving medical device with a price.

Alison Wonderland at the 2013 ARIA Music Awards

Written by George A. Romero and guest-starring Jerry Stiller.

Dick praises an authors work in order to spare her feelings. The author's enthusiastic husband quits his job so that his wife can be a writer full time. It's up to Dick to find her an agent and teach her how to write.

Wallace, Norm Glover, Reginald Ellis, Chucky Thompson, Combs

Michael revs up the stale Ye Olde Apple Days festival, leaving George and his traditional activities in the cold..until George organizes a rival festival. Larry and his brothers stage a walk-a-thon when swampland is endangered.
Larry, Darryl, and Darryl ask Dick to represent them after they're arrested for rustling a neighbor's cow.

European Union, OECD, AIIB and World Trade Organization

Dick gets accepted into the town glee club and Joanna is not.
Michael and a pregnant Stephanie return from a six-month cruise totally unprepared for parenthood.
Kirk's grandmother visits on the same day he has a date with Leslie.

Confident that he is about to win the lottery, a man studying the black arts quits his job, only to find out that he has lost to a woman.

Joanna has troubles dumping a teenager who has a crush on her.

Ore no Nōnai Sentakushi ga, Gakuen Rabu Kome o Zenryoku de Jama Shiteiru

Dick convinces George to spend some of his $50,000 dollar fortune. Meanwhile the town believes Dick to be destitute after a check bounces due to a bank error.
George panics when his new girlfriend starts to talk about marriage. Stephanie tries to pass the driver's test.
Dick hosts a 48-hour telethon to raise money for WPIV.
Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A-Mould'ring in the Grave

A man discovers his new word processor, a gift from his deceased nephew, is more powerful than he could ever have imagined: everything he types into it becomes real.
Based on a story by Thomas F. Monteleone, adapted by Michael McDowell and guest-starring Paula Trueman.
A wife and her friend plot to scare a rich man to death in the cursed "Madness Room."

North Carolina Bd. of Dental Examiners v. FTC

Dick goes to New York to interview a star named Erica Chase for a possible biography. Joanna hires Stephanie to be the new maid.

Gasp! A Swimming Contest Filled with Girls

Alabama Dept. of Revenue v. CSX Transp., Inc.

Stephanie goes out for a walk and gets lost in a snowstorm. She finds Larry, Darryl, and Darryl's home.

Black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Cesar Gracie

Based on a story by Zenna Henderson, adapted by John Harrison .
Written by Harvey Jacobs and Jule Selbo. Guest-starring Fritz Weaver and Anthony Heald.
Written by Geoffrey Loftus and John Drimmer and guest-starring Jessica Harper and Victor Garber.

Michael tries to find a talent to impress his mother.

The rude host of a late-night radio show, "The Devil's Advocate," discovers that he woke up in an alternative version of his studio, unable to get out of it, gradually deforming his body and also getting calls that are decades old.

Alabama Legislative Black Caucus v. Alabama

* Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
* Detroit Tigers

George is the toast of the town when he events a hot new board game, "Handymania".

A teenage girl discovers that her recently deceased twin brother's spirit lives on in a computer, but no one will believe her. When she tries to fulfill her brother's last wish by inputting data into his computer, her parents begin to get worried.
A young woman takes up board in an elderly man's house and insists that there is something lurking inside of the small, locked closet in her bedroom.

Michael has trouble deciding between Susan or Stephanie.

British nationals or anyone who has made a significant achievement for the United Kingdom

Dick is stuck with a perky, brainless co-hostess for his new program, On the Town. Meanwhile, Larry and the Darryls name their new pig 'Miss Stephanie' much to the real Stephanie's dismay.
Stephanie has her hands full when she temporarily leads a group of 'Ranger Girls'. While Steph tries to teach them about coming-out parties and makeup, the girls want to learn survival techniques. Meanwhile, Dick and Joanna endure George's wood carving, Mount Stratford.

Based on a short story by Michael Kube-McDowell, adapted by Mark Durand and guest-starring David Patrick Kelly.

Actress, singer, model, dancer, businesswoman

Written by Howard Smith and Tom Allan. Guest starring Carol Kane.

Dick and Joanna squabble over "creative differences" when they collaborate on a book on pillows. Larry, Darryl, and Darryl stay at the Inn until their house is done being fumigated.
Dick throws a fit and is sentenced for outstanding parking tickets on the day of a big Celtics game. Stephanie, who's never been punished for anything in her life, can't bring herself to tell Dick that she's the one who got the tickets.

Pipal Thok village in Borlang, Gorkha district, Nepal

La Défense is a major business district in Europe

Written by Robert Bloch and based on his short story and guest-starring Arnold Stang.

Dick becomes bent out of shape when Stratford Inn is denied its bid to be classified as a historical landmark.

Written and directed by Timna Ramon, based on a short story by Barbara Paul.

When Dick is asked to run for town council, he gets help from Joanna and Leslie with his campaign.
A washed-up comic, Manny Silver, visits the Inn, reminding Dick of the "debt" he owes him for starting his writing career. Manny gets Dick to let him perform at the Stratford.

An isolated woman who fears the world turns to her dolls and mannequins for friendship.

Dick heads west to pursue his dream of being a cowboy.

俺の一物がこんなに凄いはずがない!?

Written by Michael McDowell and guest-starring Theresa Saldana.

Dick accidentally burns down Maison Hubert while enjoying an after-dinner cigar. The Loudon's take in Hubert while he recuperates. Hubert vows he will "get Monsieur Loudon".
Dick's patience is tried when he's elected foreman of a jury of the townspeople, who as always use their peculiar intellect to irk Dick.
Michael is tempted by a television executive during a conference in New Orleans.

A parody of I Love Lucy, an alien comes to a family's door asking for ammonia and hilarity ensues.

Joanna gets her own real estate TV series.

*Lambert
*Payami
*Freja Blomberg
*Fredrick Samsson

Map of the Western Cape with Knysna highlighted.svg

A mob boss with a terminal illness is offered the chance to experience his dreams after death.

Joanna takes an odd man to several houses to try to convince him to buy one, but he just can't seem to commit. Joanna visits his home and walks in to find a shrine dedicated to her.
Dick is forced to be the sidekick for a new late-night talk show, Vermont Tonight. Don Rickles appears in this episode.

A man gets the modern, fully equipped apartment of his dreams in exchange for providing his new landlady with lots of garbage.

When the Loudons find out that there is a body buried down in the basement of the Inn, they try to get the body moved to the church graveyard. But they later find out the body used to be the body of a witch.
Joanna's aunt, Louise , visits bearing gifts, despite her long-standing opinion that Joanna is much too good for Dick.

Written by Edithe Swensen and guest-starring Renee Taylor.
Written and directed by Richard Blackburn.

Department of Homeland Security v. MacLean

A woman who has no memory of her past befriends a saxophone player and slowly uncovers the truth behind the deaths she's accidentally caused everywhere she's been.
A heartless debt collection agent is harassed by a delinquent client from beyond the grave.
A man and his henpecking wife gets unexpected guests when Sir Edmond Halley and a young lady from the long-ago past on the night Halley's Comet appears.

United States International University 1952

George wishes to pursue his dream of becoming a used-car salesman.

Written by George A. Romero and guest-starring Mabel King.
Written by Donald Wollner from a story by Scott Edelman and guest-starring Yeardley Smith and Howard Sherman.
A saintly woman tires of her goodness and seeks a fall from grace.

Dick and Joanna return from their vacation to find Kirk and Cindy have moved away and Kirk has asked Dick to sell his cafe.
George gets reunited with his old high school sweetheart .
Kirk asks Dick and George their opinions on if he should propose to Cindy or not.

Written by James Houghton and guest-starring Christian Slater as Jody, Brent Spiner as the Reverend and Eddie Bracken as Grandpa.

Jacksonville Jaguars and Tennessee Titans

Story by D.J. Pass, adapted by James Houghton.

When Dick's old high school jazz band reunites, Dick learns that expectations often exceed reality.

A young shoemaker's assistant finds that he can actually live other people's lives by walking in their shoes.
A yuppie gets his first apartment—with an unexpected roommate.

machinery and equipment, aircraft, plastics, chemicals, pharmaceutical products, iron and steel, beverages

A nerdy and spoiled young boy is proclaimed the religious leader of a nation, but his parents want to know what the catch is. Written by Harvey Jacobs and Donald Wollner. Guest-starring David Gale and Divine.
The government brings in a failing comedian to try to communicate with an alien.
A writer learns that his new agent can make his novels succeed, and all he needs is a small sacrifice involving animals.

Sayyid Abul Hassan Rizvi and Sayyida Siddiqa Rizvi

Dick has a showdown with a TV critic after he says several negative things about Vermont Today.

A misanthropic old man torments trick-or-treating children and is visited by a terrifying goblin demanding candy.

Emily Marshall, Barbara Hall and Miriam Trogdon

machinery, chemicals, automobiles, metallurgy, aircraft, electronics; textiles, food processing; tourism

When an overbearing new neighbor moves next door, Dick finds his polite veneer mistaken for friendship. The townsfolk, who all assume Dick is their best friend, are in an uproar when they hear that Dick and Sam are "best friends".
Joanna undertakes a massive project when she agrees to try to spruce up Larry, Darryl, and Darryl—along with their Minuteman cafe.
The town panics when the annual Snow Carnival will probably be canceled due to lack of snow.

A theatrical director finds herself acting out the dreams of a meek stagehand along with her co-workers.
Written by George A. Romero and guest-starring William Hickey.

Joanna and Stephanie attend a poetry reading at Dartmouth where the Professor has a special interest in Joanna. Dick gets steamed when he hears he made a pass at his wife.
Dick and Joanna find that spontaneity isn't all its cracked up to be after Dick's spontaneous plans land them in a fleabag motel for the worst night of their lives.
Joanna lands a job selling real estate. Her first sale hits a snag when her low-class clients, the Hollidays, stay at the inn while looking for a home.
Dick gets his own television program called Vermont Today. Stephanie meets the man of her dreams, Michael Harris.
The Loudons are spooked when the ghost of Sarah Newton comes to haunt the Inn.

An elderly woman makes one request of her unsympathetic family, who want to put her in a nursing home against her will.

Kirk's grandmother visits and loans her car to Kirk and Cindy for their honeymoon. But when Kirk gets arrested for possession of a stolen car, he realizes something is wrong.
A boy comes to the Inn and says that he and Joanna had a date set for twenty years earlier. Dick tags along on the "date".

Written by Edithe Swensen, directed by Tom Savini, and guest-starring Patricia Tallman.

Armstrong v. Exceptional Child Center, Inc.

Location of teams in the 2010 Under-21 Provincial Championship Group A

George finds a stray dog whom he names "Lucky" and Stephanie's husband drops by the Inn to find out why she left him.

Bhimsen Thapa, the Mukhtiyar of Nepal from 1806 to 1837

*Lambert
*Ilya Salmanzadeh
*Oscar Holter
*Savan Kotecha
*Mitch Allan

Grand Cross star of the Order of the British Empire

Comparison of regional house price indices before and after the financial crisis.

A woman competes against a little girl for the affection and attention of her own mother.
Co-Written by Armand Mastoianni and David Gerrold, directed by Mastroianni, starring Dick Shawn.
A family learns that their great-grandfather murdered his wife, resulting in a curse upon the family line.
A tarot reader who attracts business by giving out only good predictions finds herself stuck with a new deck of cards—one which makes terrible predictions come true.

Stephanie is sent to jail after she slaps a security guard in a fit of prenatal hormones.
Michael comes up with the perfect lead-in to Vermont Today, the Giddy Goose show. He casts his favorite dinner theater actor as Giddy, only to discover the man's also his father.

On her wedding night, a young woman discovers the reason for her mother's mysterious reclusiveness and a dark family secret.
Based on a story by Harlan Ellison and adapted by Haskell Barkin and guest-starring Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as the genie.

Larry dedicates his life to Dick when he believes he brought him back from the dead.
Would You Buy A Used Car from This Handyman?

Throb! A Swimming Tournament Full of Beautiful Girls

Adapted for television by Clive Barker from his short story of the same name.

The Original High – Standard edition

Based on the short story "Food for Thought" by Roberts Gannaway. Written and directed by John Strysik, co-written by Jule Selbo.
Written by Mark Patrick Carducci and Brian Thomas Jones.
A milkman grants wishes to people if they leave him a note with their discarded bottles.

Ore no Ichibutsu ga Konna ni Sugoi Hazu ga Nai!?

Directed by Tom Savini and guest-starring Fritz Weaver.

After chasing Yukihara to the school roof, Kanade slips on a banana he took with him, and Yukihara erupts into uncontrollable laughter. Kanade's next objective is to get a glimpse of Konagi Yawakaze's panties. On top of its absurdity, each attempt to do so elicits the wrath of a group of bodyguards committed to preserving her image. On a shopping trip, Kanade and Ōka attack a ruffian, allowing Kanade to see the panties Ōka is wearing in the process; as the panties were initially intended for Konagi, so the mission is completed.

Willie Nelson, Buddy Cannon, Rich Alves, John Colgin and Mike McQuerry

Dick and Joanna plan a birthday party for George when he reveals he has never had one. Dick calls and invites everyone George knows, but they are all busy. He instead calls all of George's army buddies.

Lalita Devi Pande, Janak Kumari Pande, and Dirgha Kumari Pande

After demanding extravagant perks, Michael is fired from WPIV. Bev replaces him with Dick. An unemployed Michael falls to pieces, and Dick is exasperated with his new job duties.

Chocolat regains her memory and begins to show a very different side of herself, prompting Kanade to wonder which side of her he prefers. After explaining what she does know about Absolute Choice, Chocolat begins behaving very strangely toward Kanade, to the point of attempting to kiss him. In the process, she is hit in the head and reverts to her usual self.

The uncle of a mistreated boy develops a miraculous pill which increases brain power and memory, and comes to the boy's parents for financing; the boy takes the prototype and finally gets power over his parents.

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Dave Meros onstage with Spock's Beard @ BB Kings in NYC, April 2007.

Michael is lost when Stephanie goes away for the weekend. He goes to a Beaver Lodge dinner with George and is the life of the party.

A musician in a creative slump buys a revolutionary machine that reads the thoughts of a person and transforms it into music. However, the piano comes with a very high price, one which the musician may not be willing to pay.

Dick is chosen to judge the annual Poetry and Pastry contest. Miss Goddard, the reigning champion, uses her feminine wiles to try to influence the judging. Michael throws an all-male baby shower.
Dick's former co-host visits the Inn and becomes friends with Stephanie after finding out that he has a lot of things in common with her.
Dick is roped into joining George's old gang, "The Hooligans", when they reunited after 40 years. Dick leads them into a rumble against their long-time rivals, "The Ruffians".

Alvord Unified School District (Riverside, California)

George meets his only living relative, Cousin Eugene.

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Dick gets a chance to work with his favorite illustrator and Joanna and George wait for the Inn's 5,000th guest to arrive.

IEEE Expert, IEEE Intelligent Systems & Their Applications

Two ancient witches fight over an amulet yet again.

The Original High – Deluxe edition

featuring Billy Joe Shaver and Jamey Johnson

Politician Bo Gumbs checks into a hotel to prepare for a speech. After he tells the hotel wait staff that politics is all showmanship, they help him prepare for his best show ever.

A cash-strapped visiting dignitary makes Dick a royal Lord. After hearing of his good fortune, the townspeople's opinion of Dick jumps up a notch.

featuring Billy Joe Shaver, Lukas Nelson and Micah Nelson

Dick encourages Officer Shifflet to go on strike when the town does not give him a raise.

Self-employment in the UK, 2008 to 2014.

Story: Billy Van Zandt & Jane Milmore and Mark Egan & Mark Solomon

Written by Jule Selbo, guest-starring Alison Sweeney and Brian Benben.

A family offers $50,000 to whoever can rid young Mary Jane of the demons possessing her.
Guest starring - Phyllis Diller and Lawrence Tierney

Dick covers for Larry when he goes to night school and doesn't want the Darryls to know he's improving himself. Joanna obsesses when a travel guide lowers the inn's rating.

A child innocently builds a device that eats sound in order to make his mother happy, but soon loses control of the creepy machine .

Dick becomes the town pariah after he inadvertently kills the town's good-luck charm, The Great White Buck. Bill Maher appears in this episode.

A ringing telephone with a life of its own bothers a woman in the room next door.

Barry Kemp, Sheldon Bull and Emily Marshall

Based on a short story by Joseph Payne Brennan and adapted by David Gerrold.
Written by James Houghton from a story by Edward F. Shaver. Guest-starring Abe Vigoda.
A photographer decides to take photographs of ghosts.

Department of Transportation v. Association of American Railroads

A man discovers that he is literally slipping from existence.

George plans on never sleeping again when he's plagued by a recurring nightmare. Michael and Stephanie use 'wombphones' to educate their future child.
Stephanie returns home and visits briefly but soon decides to stay after she is overwhelmed with presents.
Kirk fears his cafe will be out of business when a fast-food company wants to build a restaurant on it. He must decide if he wants to sell it or not when he believes he will be rich if he sells.
Leslie's high school sweetheart returns to ask her to marry him. This makes Kirk jealous.

A young woman who can't stop crying meets a man who collects tears.

Dick is coaxed into hosting a home shopping show with Stephanie.

Mr. Bigalow wakes up in a replica of his apartment, overseen by an addiction counselor who will allow him to leave only if he quits smoking.

George's club, the Beavers, reject Dick for a membership. Meanwhile, a man with an imaginary wife stays at the Inn and Kirk and Cindy have their first fight.

A couple purchases a new radio which transmits their neighbor's private discussions.

Houston Oilers 10, Jacksonville Jaguars 3

Stephanie and Joanna organize an aerobics club. Problems arise when Stephanie makes herself the manager and Joanna the custodian.
Writer Dick Loudon and his wife Joanna move to Vermont and purchase the Stratford Inn, and encounter eccentric townsfolk such as George Utley, an inept handyman, and Kirk Devane, a habitual liar who runs the Minuteman Cafe next door. In addition, the Loudons hire Leslie Vanderkellen, the daughter of a wealthy family, to serve as their maid. After opening for business, Dick must break the news to the Daughters of the War for Independence that the inn served as a brothel during the Revolutionary War period.
George worries that his girlfriend, Loretta Dupris , is only dating him for his handiwork needs.

Teva Pharmaceuticals USA, Inc. v. Sandoz, Inc.

Stephanie's parents buy WPIV for baby Stephanie. Dick refuses to pander to the child, forcing baby Steph to cancel Vermont Today in the middle of an interview with George McGovern.
An episode of Vermont Today on 'Hidden Shame' nets a surprise guest when George admits to a childish prank.
The Inn's old maid, Madelyn Stone , returns after a 25-year absence to answer George's marriage proposal.

A horror writer discovers a real vampire in the coffin he bought for inspiration, and makes a deal with him to provide material for his novels.

When George believes he saw a UFO, nobody believes him and he is mocked by the whole town. James Avery appears in this episode.

Cassie, a superstitious woman, travels by bus to Texas on the advice of a psychic machine. Before she reaches her destination, however, she comes across another machine that warns her against continuing on her way.
A dying woman is convinced that after death her soul will be trapped in a moth.

Dick and his crew have VITA fever when the local broadcasting awards, the VITAs, are scheduled to be announced. Dick, inspired by a puppet show put on by Larry and the boys for an ailing Stephanie, decides to jazz up his act to win a VITA nomination.

Willie Nelson, Buddy Cannon and Micah Nelson

Film Producer, Film distribution, Production Controller

Dick's jokes at a Beaver Lodge roast for George are a hit with everyone except the guest of honor, spurring George to consider leaving the inn. Stephanie sells cosmetic kits.

A rich and spiteful old man named Gideon Hackles whose obsession for documenting and exploiting debts owed to him, annually offers trick-or-treaters the chance to search his house on Halloween night for their parents' IOUs, only to terrify them with animatronic "spirits". In the course of this night's events, Mr. Hackles finds himself terrified by real spirits... or in this case, demons.

Wallace, Peter Philips, Combs, Jean Oliver

Written by Guy Gallo, story by John Cheever, and guest-starring Christine Estabrook.
Written by Thomas Epperson and guest-starring Stuart Whitman.

Kirk can't wait till his wedding day with Cindy, but when the day finally comes, he faints during the ceremony.
The Loudons, George, Steph, and Michael are invited to Vanderkellen mansion for Arthur's birthday. Arthur insists Michael sign a pre-nuptial agreement, which he refuses to do. Stephanie fears Michael's only dating her for her money. Dick worries when he breaks a music box given to Arthur by Winston Churchill.
George becomes a local hero after he saves two boys from drowning.

A bookie who never turns down a bet meets the luckiest man he may ever know, who is determined to break the bookie at any cost. The bookie ends up wagering on the time of his death, and must outsmart a man who has never lost.

Stephanie's old boyfriend and his wife visit the Inn. Kirk throws a dinner party for Cindy, Dick, Joanna, and himself.

A voodoo witch opens a bakery, sells magic cookies and partners up with an unscrupulous advertising agent.

Under-21 Provincial Championship Group A

A teenager goads a once-famous magician into performing his greatest feat of levitation, with disastrous results.

Dick gains an unwanted reputation as an acerbic wit after verbally assaulting an inept guest.

An elderly couple take in a girl escaping from her boyfriend, just in time for their 25th anniversary dinner. Unfortunately, the couple plans on serving a very specific-and revolting-dish...

Joanna and a decidedly unenthusiastic Dick decide to renew their wedding vows to celebrate their wedding anniversary.
Michael announces plans to spice up WPIV's lineup with a new sitcom, Seein' Double, starring Stephanie as identical twins Judy and Jody, with Dick as their crotchety widowed father.

A woman decides to murder her wealthy husband for his money but her plans go horribly awry.

Tom Seeley, Norm Gunzenhauser and David Tyron King

Written by Donald Wollner, based on the short story "Temperature Days on Hawthorne Street" by Charles L. Grant. Guest-starring Robert Forster and Chad Allen.

George's Aunt Bess visits the inn but isn't the kind woman he remembered.
Joanna creates a stir at a potluck dinner by breaking a long-standing tradition whereby men eat in the dining room, women in the kitchen.

A little girl blames her new teddy bear for various pranks in her parents' house. They do not believe her-until giant claw marks on the walls and lumbering sounds at night convince them. The mother destroys the teddy, but forgets one of the most basic rules of the wild-harm the child, and you must meet the mother...

Most Excellent Order of the British Empire

Michael helps Larry marry the girl of his dreams and Joanna holds Dick responsible for his actions in her dream.
Some Are Born Writers...Some Have Writers Thrust Upon Them

Jesinoski v. Countrywide Home Loans, Inc.

Teleplay: Ken Peragine & Howard Friedlander
Larry is no longer the leader when he learns that one of the Darryls is the oldest of the three.

Integrity Staffing Solutions, Inc. v. Busk

Stephanie's mother offers to buy the newlyweds a mansion, but only if Michael changes his last name to Vanderkellen.
Dick and the gang pitch in to help Kirk get the Minuteman up to code after its shut down.
Joanna becomes best friends with Stephanie, who insists they go on a vacation to Morocco.
Erica Chase falls in love with Dick while Stephanie's father flies to Vermont to try to get her to go back home with him.
Dick enrolls in a typing class, only to find that the teacher, Mr. Brooney , is the same tyrant he had for a sixth-grade teacher.
This episode goes inside several characters' dreams: Dick dreams all his troubles have disappeared; the wicked Joanna torments Stephanie; Michael runs three major networks; and Larry guest hosts The Tonight Show. Special appearances by Emma Samms, Tommy Newsom, Fred Travalena and Joan Embry as themselves.

Omnicare v. Laborers Dist. Council Const. Ind. Pension Fund

Story by Andrew Weiner, adapted by Ted Gershuny and guest-starring Darren McGavin. The plot was adapted somewhat in the Futurama episode When Aliens Attack where aliens invade Earth and demand a cancelled Ally McBeal-like show which is popular on their planet conclude its various unresolved storylines.

Michael quits his job at Menkey's grocery to become a lounge singer.

Based on the short story by John D. MacDonald, adapted by Ted Gershuny. Guest-starring Penelope Ann Miller.
A wealthy and unscrupulous businessman strikes a deal with the Devil.

Stephanie is disappointed when she has to watch the Inn rather than compete in the Maple Syrup beauty contest. So she makes a disguise and sneaks off to the competition, leaving the Inn in the hands of a guest .

A religious wrestler and his mother contend against a crooked fight manager, played by Vic Tayback, who holds ties to a devilish opponent.

Super Bowl Championships
* JAX – None
* TEN – None
Conference Championships
* JAX – None
* TEN – 1960, 1961, 1999
Division Championships
* JAX – 1998, 1999
* TEN – 1960, 1961, 1962, 1967, 1991, 1993, 2000, 2002, 2008

A couple moves into an old house in which a woman murdered her cheating husband. The spirit of the woman has been seeking company to ease her loneliness, so she decides to recreate the events by having the female realiter feel weak, forcing the husband to take her home. Pressured by the ghost, the wife overhears her husband talking to the woman the next day, mistaking their conversation as one about cheating on her; in reality, he decided the house is giving the wife's imagination too much to work with. When he tries explaining things to her, she is now fully under the ghost's sway and kills him in exactly the same spot as the ghost's husband.

Dick and Joanna visit a therapist. Stephanie is worried when she discovers that Michael had large ears as a child.
Michael and Stephanie plan their wedding.
Dick endures the townspeople's pity when Joanna and new friend Hal are suspected by everyone of having an affair.

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Story by Carl Richard Jacobi, adapted by John Harrison.
Guest-starring Michael Warren and Lisa Bonet.

Leslie's attractive cousin Stephanie visits Vermont and develops feelings for Kirk.
Joanna convinces Dick to do a play he'd written years before. Joanna gets mad when she is cast as her mother instead of herself in the play.
It's baby time for the Harris' as Steph's baby is about to be born. Michael is determined to capture the birth on tape over Stephanie's objections.

A minor demon named The Yattering is sent by Beelzebub to corrupt a man named Jack, but according to the rules, if the Yattering touches Jack, the demon then falls under the man's control. Complicating matters, the man refuses to believe the demon exists, though his daughter is with him when various poltergeist phenomena caused by the demon take place, including a Christmas turkey which flaps around and lands on the tip of the Xmas tree. The Yattering touches Jack by mistake and becomes the man's servant; the man says that his mother was a witch, which is why Hell wanted him damned so badly. Like Barker's original story, this is played for laughs.
Written by Mark Durand and David Spiel and guest-starring Keenan Wynn

A jilted fiancée at the Inn gets a job at the Minuteman café. She unwittingly encourages the affections of both Darryls but rejects them for the more vocal Larry. George organizes a citywide campaign when Michael pulls Barnaby Jones off the air in favor of The Secret Lives of Platinum Gold Dancers.
Dick and Joanna are excited that their "fun" friends are visiting them, but they are not as happy when they treat them more like innkeepers instead of friends.

Guest starring Justine Bateman and Tippi Hedren, written by Dan Kleinman.

Michael is in debt when he spends his money on Annual Cupcake Day.

Written by Michael P. Kube-McDowell, based on his own short story of the same name. Guest-starring Bill Macy.

Michael seeks to create an Orson Welles-style panic when he programs The War of the Worlds on Halloween night. Dick desperately tries to control the panicked guests at the inn's costume party.

Grandpa refuses to believe that he is dead.

Michael steals an idea for a new program from a new student at his television production class.
Dick and Joanna spar after Dick is 'riddled' with doubts when Joanna is set to appear on his Valentine's Day Show.

A divorced and lonely man talks to and dotes over a mannequin he calls estelkle, while his friend begins to get concerned about his mental stability.

Dick convinces George to quit the Beaver Lodge when the Beavers cheat George out of prize rightfully his. George starts a rival Lodge to get back at them.

Written and directed by John Harrison, based on a story by Ron Goulart and guest-starring Larry Manetti.

Michael becomes a guest on Vermont Today and is a town favorite.

Alan Coombs, a bad-tempered recovering alcoholic, meets a young man named Jerry who claims to be his son. Coombs insists that he's never seen or met Jerry before, but Jerry says otherwise.

The working title-track of the album features Nelson, as well as Snoop Dogg, Kris Kristofferson and Jamey Johnson

Based on the short story by Stephen King and adapted by Michael McDowell.

George is upset when Dick and Harley Estin decide to remodel the garage. Joanna hosts a rummage sale.

Written and directed by James Sadwith and guest-starring Seth Green.
A woman learns she can change the world around her at random, but soon loses control of events.

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A thief sells a stolen painting from the Spanish Inquisition to a wealthy art collector, who soon regrets his purchase when he discovers the world within the painting.

Ore no Isōrō ga Konna ni Kashikoi Hazu ga Nai!?

Based on the short story "The Richest Man in Levittown" by Frederik Pohl, adapted by Michael P. Kube-McDowell.
A little girl is given a dollhouse by her uncle, who tells her that he found it when the previous owners suddenly abandoned their home, leaving only the dollhouse behind. The girl's father soon notices that whatever happens to the new dolls happens to their family. The ending displays a unique variation on the Droste effect.

You'll Still Look Through The Panties Even If It's Man's?

Canary Wharf in London, the economic hub of the United Kingdom

Written and directed by James Sadwith and guest-starring Danny Aiello.

秘技あり!ブタックジョークで笑わせろ!

Libby and her fiancé Max notice that people keep dying after Libby's little sister Karen says goodbye to them; apparently, she can sense the impending death. In anger, they tell her not to say good-bye to anyone ever again.

Dart Cherokee Basin Operating Co. v. Owens

Dick and Joanna enjoy a fun couple who stay at the Inn until they say that they are opening another Inn down the street from the Stratford.
Michael and Stephanie conduct personal interviews at the mall and realize that they're perfect together after all. Johnny Carson appears in this episode.

Based on the short story by Robert Bloch, adapted and directed by John Harrison , and guest-starring Jerry Orbach.

Los Cremas, Los Merengues, La U, El Cuadro Estudiantil, Los de Odriozola

Destileria y Licoreria de Ayala y Compañia

Gagik Avsharyan's restored T-72 tank stands as a memorial commemorating the capture of Shusha.

俺の脳内選択肢が、学園ラブコメを全力で邪魔している

Film Producer,Film distribution, Production Controller

Story by Scott Edelman, adapted by Peter O'Keefe.

Dick fills in for Michael and takes Stephanie to a high society charity ball. Dick is the life of the party after Stephanie tells everyone that Dick owns a large hotel chain.
Dick fills in for a kiddie TV program for its host, Pirate Pete. Dick does not like Pete's commercialism and inadvertently gets the programs canceled. George plays a practical joke on Stephanie, adjusting her scale up two pounds.
When Joanna throws him out, Dick must find another place to sleep.
Stephanie panics when she discovers she's no longer "blossoming". It takes Larry, Darryl, and Darryl's sage advice to break her depression. George buys blue jeans.
After Dick guest stars on a TV show, they ask him to be the new host of the show. His first show gets off to a bad start, though, when his guest star does not show up.
Dick and Joanna have an opportunity to shed their 'town newcomer' status when Dick's asked to run a fundraiser for the local library. Dick, the former advertising executive, finds it a hard pill to swallow when his idea is rejected and Joanna's is unanimously applauded.

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National Air and Space Museum's Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center

Dick insults Joanna and calls her a homebody making her want to get a job with a travel agency. Jerry Van Dyke appears in this episode.
Kirk's cafe gets robbed but the police doesn't believe his story of how it happened when he tells them.
Darryl runs off after he and his brothers win a contest for writing the best commercial jingle, netting them $30,000. Dick, Larry & the remaining Darryl search for the missing brother. Meanwhile, Joanna decorates the inn in Christmas decor for a Christmas card photo.

Written by Jule Selbo from a story by Pamela Sargent and guest-starring Lorna Luft.

The album's lead single is a rags to riches narrative, with music that samples Mtume's 1982 song "Juicy Fruit".

On Halloween, a boy is warned by his dying great-grandmother about the Cutty Black Sow, a Celtic demon that steals the souls of those who die on All Hallow's Eve, and tries to prevent it from getting hers.

Society bluebloods Scooter Drake and his new wife, Libby , drop by with a child of their own, apparently superior to baby Steph in every way. Michael and Stephanie decide to divorce due to Michael's peasant heritage.
Joanna sets George up on a blind date. The date goes perfect until George's date's ex-boyfriend shows up. Jason Alexander appears in this episode.

A cruel mob boss forces a ventriloquist to string up the corpse of his defeated rival as a puppet. A one-man show is held... with results that none involved had counted on.
A salesman hits on an attractive woman at a motel and is subsequently pursued by another angry, jealous woman.

Doki! Jōmonshiki Darake no Hakkutsu Taikai

Joanna delivers Dick's unfunny speech when she's picked to give historical presentations to tour groups. George babysits the Darryls while Larry vacations.
Dick has a deadline for when he has to finish writing his book but can't get it done due to interruptions. Kirk decides he wants to build a miniature golf course, George is worried about retirement, and a guest at the Inn refuses to leave.
George meets the perfect girl, except for her large rear end. Michael and Stephanie consult with a baby naming guru.
On a lark, Dick submits his newest book to his publisher under the pseudonym he used when he first started writing, Dwight Schmidlapp, only to find it rejected. Dick sinks into a funk when he realizes he's 'coasting' in his writing career.

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At the annual River Day Festival, Joanna falls through the ice. She blames Dick for the incident.
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Stephanie meets a television executive whom she falls for, but she must choose between him or Michael.

Written by Michael McDowell, Guest starring Debbie Harry.
Written by Michael McDowell, directed by Tom Savini. Guest-starring Roy Poole.

A fan of Dick's annoys him, starts a Dick Loudon Fan Club, and moves into the Inn.
After Michael is roped into hiring Stephanie as WPIV's receptionist, he can't bring himself to fire her. Meanwhile, Joanna hires Harley Estin as a temporary maid.
Trying to forget Michael, Stephanie goes on a shopping spree.
Mark Egan & Mark Solomon & Bob Bendetson

Dept. of Transportation v. Assoc. of American Railroads

When the Loudon's call animal control on Larry's goat, they get in a battle with Larry and the Darryls.

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*Sterling Fox

An angel and a devil fight over a dead man's soul.

In this memorable series finale, at a town meeting, a Japanese visitor announces his intentions to purchase the entire town and turn the land into a gigantic golf course. Everyone but Dick is thrilled and sells out. In a final twist, the entire series is revealed to be a dream had by Newhart's Robert Hartley character from The Bob Newhart Show. Suzanne Pleshette and Lisa Kudrow appear in this episode.

Charlie is a sweet-natured but unsuccessful inventor. His wife Ruth takes advantage of a deliveryman's generosity, after the latter expresses his need for a mistakenly delivered item with the title warning inscribed on it. When it becomes evident that Ruth has no intention of returning the box, our deliveryman reveals his true identity. It doesn't help that Ruth has already opened the apparently empty box...or that the box in fact contained something which, literally, money cannot buy.

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After another shopping spree for baby Steph, Dick teaches Michael that materialism isn't the best way to raise a child. A skeptical Michael becomes convinced after a haunting dream depicts a possible future. Julia Duffy plays grown-up baby Steph.

Guest starring Barnard Hughes as Gideon Hackles, and Max Wright, written by George A. Romero.

Dick has to go to court when a farmer claims he plagiarized his work.
Dick and George attend a literary party in New York. Dick worries that George won't fit in with the high class partygoers and is stunned and jealous when George is the life of the party.

Secret Technique! Make Them Laugh with a Pig-ish Joke!

A laundromat offers to wash away the sins of its clients.
Written by Franco Amurri and directed by Jodie Foster and guest-starring Eileen Heckart.

While Leslie is trying to teach Dick how to ski, he accidentally falls on her, jeopardizing her dream of becoming a professional skiier and making her unable to go on a date with Kirk.
George joins a Big Brother program and is dismayed when his young protege Mitch is awestruck by Dick's fast-paced lifestyle. Michael and Stephanie use a Ouija board.

A comedic story in which a couple finds a lamp which turns out to hold a genie, who is extremely annoyed at being trapped for thousands of years. He punishes them with plagues and problems, but the wife offers a simple solution to his problem.

Opposition Party, Centralists, Deák Party

Written by Edithe Swensen. Guest-starring Connie Stevens.

Dick, George, Chester, Jim, and Michael go duck hunting on the opening day of hunting season to film a television special. They're all stranded when Michael forgets to tie off the boat. With death eminent, they all discuss their regrets in life, including Dick's admission that he always wanted to play Prof.

Seira, Don't Make Me Take My Clothes Off

An answering machine with a will of its own helps out a TV writer and gradually begins to take over his life.
Based on the short story "Impersonations" by M. Coleman Easton, adapted by Haskell Barkin and guest-starring Chuck McCann.

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California School of Professional Psychology 1969

Written by Harvey Jacobs and Donald Wollner. Guest-starring Arnold Stang
Written and directed by Ted Gershuny, based on a story by John Sladek.
Written by Haskell Barkin and guest-starring Harry Anderson.
Based on a short story by Barbara Owens and adapted by Mark Durand.

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Based on the short story by Frederic Brown and adapted by Nancy Doyne.

machinery and equipment, vehicles, crude oil, aircraft, plastics, chemicals

George falls under the influence of five priests vacationing at the inn. After George announces his intention to join the priesthood, Miss Goddard tries her hardest to change his mind.
Michael and Stephanie break up when Michael decides he's tired of her demanding ways. Dick has troubles with the WPIV staff when they're slow to direct his show.

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A henpecked husband who suffers from excruciating backaches visits a doctor who prescribes a drastic cure.
A woman receives a bizarre and frightening phone call and figures out its meaning too late.

George tries to fix the town's bell tower after a big snowstorm and Michael rents The Wizard of Oz to overcome his fear of wind.
Dick is thrilled when a production company expresses interest in making How to be a Plumber into a video. His elation quickly dissipates when the producers decide to recast 'Dick Loudon' because of Dick's shifty eyes and stammer.

A pair of unscrupulous archaeologists unearth an Egyptian tomb of a prince and awaken the mummy Tapok , luring them into a game of strip poker to compete for their lives.
Written by Jule Selbo and guest-starring Ronee Blakley.

Dick's friends Chester and Jim invite him to play golf with them. But his friends gamble and lose making him the winner. He tries to give the money back without breaking the "guy code".
Note: The finale episode of The Bob Newhart Show was also called, Happy Trails To You.
A person named Scooter Drake comes to Vermont in hopes of buying an inn. Michael begins a new career as a mime.

Written by Harvey Jacobs and Michael McDowell. Guest-starring Marie Windsor.
A young woman on her way home from college rides the last car of a train and discovers bizarre passengers.

Harley goes to jail after he is tricked into selling swamp grave plots. Michael, Dick and Joanna set up an "Abscam" to catch the real criminal.

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Stephanie fears she might lose her job when she breaks her toe and she is temporarily replaced.
Cousin Ned Vanderkellin celebrates his 100th birthday but dies during the celebrations.

Location of Knysna within the Western Cape

Michael and Joanna endure a torturous evening at Larry, Darryl, and Darryl's house. Dick gives a commencement speech at an exclusive school.

An alien visitor studies human nature as a photographer.
An investigative journalist who enjoys debunking tales of the strange and bizarre investigates a circus that offers monsters on display.

George's old girlfriend visits the Inn and both of them are surprised to see they have both changed greatly.

An offer to buy a friend's soul goes a bit too far, especially when the seller returns to finalize the deal.

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Written and directed by Michael McDowell, story by Michael Bishop and guest-starring E.G. Marshall and Jenna Von Oy.
A man guards his sick son closely and has sole custody, while the boy's worried mother desperately wants to be reunited with her child.
A controlling mother's warnings and threats begin to come true when she receives the title item.
A young couple learns that their tenant is a voodoo practitioner. The wife sees the tenant as a danger and attempts to drive him out of the building, blaming him for various mishaps.

A prisoner breaks out of prison using one of Dick's "How-to" books.

Average income, after taxes and benefits