PURPLE, yellow spots, purple sleeves, yellow spots on cap

August 2010

Beyond the Pale

The Police cover

Town and municipality

Stupid Girls

Heimaey houses and hill.jpg

_redtop

Sreekar Prasad, MR Rejeesh

Josh Osborne

A ZigBee module

Rachel Tietz, Joe Vargas, Jim Jarosz, Mathew Buck

Roman Abramovich
Chengdu Blades
April 2013

Too Young to Feel This Old

Same Ol'

Acorralada

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Hetfield, Ulrich, Cliff Burton

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Complex Media Austin Ventures Accel Partners

POL
Route of the 2015 Paris–Nice

CEO

Australian singer and songwriter

yes

Callophrys sheridanii

Actor and fashion designer

Cissatsuma (Johnson, 1992)

Brad Jones, Noah Antwiler,

Rehnquist, Thomas

Rob Walker, Jim Jarosz, Barney Walker, Jim Favia

Shinji Ishikawa

American

Royal blue, white cross sashes, striped sleeves and cap

Semi-finals

BloodRayne

_vneckwhite

Electric guitar, drums, vocals, occasionally keyboards

Mackenzie Charles Pridham

Metallica - The Memory Remains cover.jpg

Mackenzie Pridham

The Port Klang Line is coloured red on system maps.

Bordeaux
Elano

Arthropoda

File:Owner Slaneyville Syndicate.svg

Willie the Pimp

Shows looked at include:
*Gummi Bears
**He praises the show's theme song, animation, stories, villain and voice acting.
*DuckTales
**Having mentioned the show in previous episodes, he praises the animation, stories, catchy theme song and timeless characters.
*Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
**He praises the show for its main characters, adventures and morals. Special mention is given to the "Case of the Cola Cult" episode.
*TaleSpin
**He praises the show's humor, adventures and the characters of Rebecca Cunningham and Don Karnage, but dislikes the character of Molly Cunningham. He questions why The Jungle Book gets its own show and why only three of the characters are on the show.
*Darkwing Duck
**He praises the character of Gosalyn Mallard as the most energetic child character in a Disney show, some of the villains, the satire of other super hero related stuff and the Darkwing Duck as the first Disney character to be an egotistical hero.
*Goof Troop
**He has mixed feelings towards this show, feeling it's trying to have Disney be more hip and modern with its audience. He also finds the character Max not all that interesting and the adventures in suburbia not fun. However, he finds Pete and his family more funny and wishes the show was more about them.
*Bonkers
**He criticizes the annoying main character, the Disney characters not getting enough cameos, unfunny humor and the show's premise for ripping off Who Framed Roger Rabbit, while stating that the idea of cartoon characters in the real world doesn't work due to the show being completely animated.
*Gargoyles
**He previously did a full episode dedicated to the show. He praises the dark original story, characters, animation and feels it is a good mature Disney show.
*Aladdin
**While praising the idea of the show, its stories and new characters, he criticizes the poor animation, continuity errors with the movie, Aladdin and Jasmine's bland relationship, Dan Castellaneta's poor attempts to re-create Robin Williams' performance as the Genie and an overuse of Iago on the show.
*Timon & Pumbaa
**He finds the show has decent pacing, okay animation, fun stories and even finds Timon and Pumbaa more funny here than in The Lion King.
*Shnookums and Meat
**He pans the show for ripping off Ren and Stimpy, the animation for being too clean and finds the main characters to be more annoying than Bonkers. Though while Shnookums and Meat is actually three cartoons in one, he gives no mention of the other two segments "Pith Possum" and "Tex Tinstar"
*Quack Pack
**He criticizes the characters of Huey, Dewey, and Louie, the theme song's lyrics, scripts, stories and what the show stands for.
*Mighty Ducks
**He finds this show to be what killed The Disney Afternoon. He criticizes the show for having to do nothing with the movie series it is based on despite it having the title and sport they play, the story and main characters. However, he praises the casting of Tim Curry and Tony Jay as the villains and the idea of putting them together on the show.

Note- During the commentary of the review, Doug explained he was too harsh on Goof Troop and in fact likes the show. He also addressed why he didn't include shows like Hercules or The Little Mermaid.

Channel Awesome Tag: Linkara as Tamara's grandmother: "Ducks rock!"

Riggott
Gourcuff

Josef

*Tovah Feldshuh as Deanna Monroe
*Tyler James Williams as Noah
*Alexandra Breckenridge as Jessie Anderson
*Ross Marquand as Aaron
*Daniel Bonjour as Aiden Monroe
*Austin Abrams as Ron Anderson
*Corey Brill as Pete Anderson
*Major Dodson as Sam Anderson
*Ann Mahoney as Olivia
*Elijah Marcano as Mikey
*Katelyn Nacon as Enid
*Jordan Woods-Robinson as Eric
*Michael Traynor as Nicholas

Barker

Australia

Headteacher

Osborne, Josh

MDM Midou.JPG

Nigeria

Disney Afternoon

Actor, singer

Obaltan

Ken Schalk

NDE Productions

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Vestmannaeyjar

Nandamuri Mohana Krishna

Trică

Big Zeb

He praises the faster and more realistic action scenes such as their choreography, their settings, their pacing, and even the best Stan Lee cameo ever. However, he admits to liking the train sequence of Spider-Man 2.

The Critic reviews After Earth . He feels that it had potential if the film had the right script or performance by Jaden Smith, but neither were accomplished. He heavily pans the poor performances of Jaden and Will Smith, the clichéd and often unexplained elements of the setting, and the usual M. Night Shyamalan trademarks of terrible plot, dialogue, directing, ideas, and pacing. Special criticism is reserved for the name of Will's character, Cypher Raige, and for a weird scene where Jaden seems to know what his dad tells him despite having no communication.

Channel Awesome Tag: Jaden Smith as Kitai Raige: "No, Dad!"

Novosatsuma (Johnson, 1992)

Deal Done

Mark Robert Warner

Royal blue, white hooped sleeves, pink cap

Jim

Right-handed

Alberto Undiano Mallenco

Port Klang Line

Doug Walker, Rob Walker & Mike Jeavons

Fuel performing in May 2010

Barrett

蔡厝港

Frank De Bleeckere

green

Jones

One Night Out

France

Throughout the review, Basco tries to kill the Critic as Zuko, leading in a massive chase through a local Barnes & Nobles bookstore, in which he finds out what happens to Zuko's mother, and is ultimately stopped by the Critic and joins him to talk about the best Avatar episode of all time. Afterwards, he changes his uniform from Zuko to the American Dragon: Jake Long, where he voiced the title character, much to the Critic's displeasure.

Location of Vestmannaeyjar in Iceland

Doran

Mayor

Beaumont Road North

Bruce

Suleymanoglu, Naim

These bluestripe snapper are schooling. They are all swimming in the same direction in a coordinated way.

A Texas law classifying consensual, adult homosexual intercourse as illegal sodomy violated the privacy and liberty of adults to engage in private intimate conduct under the 14th Amendment. Texas state courts reversed and charges dismissed.

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Maldives

P!NK

Los Angeles, California, U.S.

Chairperson of the National Governors Association

Billy Mann, MachoPsycho

United States

Thrash Magazine

ولسي جرګه

April 1988

Alicia Moore, Billy Mann, Niklas Olovson, Robin Mortensen Lynch

Rachel Tietz

Càicuògǎng

Justified

Jari

Mudvayne

Spa Road Junction rail crash

American journalist

Callophrys

Light green, large purple spots, light green cap, purple spots

Nuclear Materials

Fort William Gardens in Thunder Bay, ON

Modrić
Ricardo Fernandes

Clarkes Lane

Richard Martin

NGC 5477

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, U.S.

* New York City
* San Francisco Bay Area

File:Owner Mrs Pat Sloan_yellow_cap.svg

Attempt to prevent an attack on a Buddhist procession by Indian Moors

File:Owner A Potts.svg

Touring Talkies

Arianna Fidanza

Tarek Kamil

Di Santo

File:Owner Thomas Gilligan.svg

_3_stripes_blue

Chhòa-chhù-káng

gIQAUqPM9O

ORANGE and LIGHT BLUE DIAMONDS, orange sleeves, orange cap, light blue diamonds

The Critic concludes Nicolas Cage Month by reviewing Ghost Rider . He feels that the premise has a lot of potential and finds the scenes with Ghost Rider himself to be quite awesome, but is disappointed to find that Cage's performance is a lot more downplayed than usual, feeling that the film would have been better if he had been over the top. He also feels that the potential is ruined by the poor script, acting , romance, cartoonish moments and villains. Special criticism is reserved for the ruining of an awesome scene where the two riders journey across the desert by having Elliot leave just before the final battle, claiming that he used the last of his powers in the ride, when he could have saved it for the battle. The Critic ultimately lays the blame for the film solely at the feet of writer-director Mark Steven Johnson, who he says should never have been allowed near another superhero movie after Daredevil .

Channel Awesome Tag: Nicolas Cage as Johnny Blaze: "What's the matter with you?"

FFFF00

Marc Filloux

DDO 186, SPB 245, Z 272-25[VDD93]194,

Akinbiyi

List of wars involving Costa Rica

February 2015

Aran Concerto

Fleur

Packard's Corner is at the intersection of Commonwealth Avenue and Brighton Avenue in Allston.

Mid-Pleistocene–Recent

W60BT

Eto'o

MOWAG/Rheinmetall AG

Pudhir

County

A. Cole

Vauxhall Slant-4 engine

studio

Ptichar, Bulgaria

Chelsea
Warnock

Tulsa

* Growling
* hardcore punk
* headbanging
* heavy metal subgenres
* moshing
* NWOBHM
* shrieking
* speed metal

Western Province and Sabaragamuwa, British Ceylon

Model and second wife of Peter Paul Rubens

Maroon and White stripes, White sleeves, Maroon cap, White spots
File:Owner Mrs Miriam Murphy.svg

Memoirs of a Geisha

The Memory Remains

Radio Netherlands Worldwide

Dark blue and white hoops, white chevrons on sleeves, striped cap

Basu

Country

Satyam Cine Enterprises

Baines

Cyclist

Rob Walker

Location of the Municipality of Vestmannaeyjar

Yasufumi Fukuda

Spain

Rossato, Beatrice

Xamia

Mark_Warner

Julius Ramsay

Wheater

Kamadhenu Art Productions

Democratic nominee for Governor of Virginia

Deco

Heimaklettur seen from Stakkagerðistún which is a public park in the middle of Heimaey

Rotherham United

Kalou

(Anothercoppercoast)

With driver

Other

Soil Moisture Active Passive

Hassan, Mohammed Waheed

English

Abi Saravanan

Shawky

Orange

Regina Pat Canadians

Arsenal

Dragonfly film poster

Yes

Fo, Dario

Helle, Jari

Tutte Institute for Mathematics and Computing

European badger

Song, Jong-ho

_shoulder stripes black stripes half

Masashi Kato

Cavalier Youth

single

French journalist

* BLUE
* RED

V. infernalis

File:Owner Mr Stephen Curran.svg

Alonso

Planned

_adidaswhite
Molinaro

Mollusca

stand-up comedian, television host, and actor

Acorralada by Ángel Arce

KUG 1403+546, UGC 9018,[HBS84]74,

Aldi Haxhia

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

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FFFFFF

Dr. Hugh Williams

The Critic, Linkara, and Spoony reunite to review another Uwe Boll film, BloodRayne . They heavily pan the plot holes, complete lack of cohesion, boring characters, awful acting , abysmal directing and production design, insulting portrayal of vampires on par with Twilight, and lack of loyalty to the video game it's based on, all expected from Boll. Special criticism is reserved for the appearance and over the top delivery by rock legend Meat Loaf.

Channel Awesome Tag: Michael Madsen as Vladimir: "My companion seems to be missing. I do not know what has become of him!"

Fourment, Helena

File:Owner Mrs E Queally.svg

Junior Caldera

Pink, light green spots, pink sleeves and cap

(Berry, 1911)
*Vampyroteuthis macrope

Chùa Chu Kăng
Choa Chu Kang

Bellamy

Weightlifter

Lokomotiv Stadium, Moscow
Shevchenko

File:Owner Mr D J Sharkey.svg

Mark Warner Signature.svg

Mikkel

Spin Magazine

Petrov

Jadanli

Wall of Love

I Can't Wait

"Scream with Me"

Metallica featuring Marianne Faithfull

Complex

(Joubin, 1929)
*Melanoteuthis beebei

Cattermole
Duff

Ramudu Bheemudu

Beautiful and Strange

Ghost Rider

FF6347

Wicker Man

(Robson, 1929)
*Retroteuthis pacifica

Bridge

solo_singer

Shohei Ando

Howie Mandel

Hreiðarsson

Naim Süleymanoğlu

FF0000

File:Owner Mr John Corr.svg
Kicking King

Consequence of Sound

Basu, Rituparna

Malouda

RHP

K.A. Collinge

Salvat

Gutiérrez

File:Owner Greenstar Syndicate.svg

Artist rendition of SMAP

Libertarian Party

Small the Joy (1993 – 1994), Re-Fueled (2009 – 2010)

Glenda Parker

Full Metal Yakuza

2,6-dioxo-1,3-diazinane-4-carboxylic acid

Telugu

North Shore 104.9

Members of Bermondsey Metropolitan Borough Council

England

Sandhya

Gran Via

Married, two children

WZGS-CA

Saha

inline, title

Staar Makers

Nostalgia Critic (2014)

French

The Critic reviews the Tim Burton version of Alice in Wonderland after following "Carrotjuice the Black Rabbit" , who has stolen a hard drive of old home movies, into "Burtonland", which he explores with "Malice" . Though he addresses some nice visuals and a bit of zaniness from the source material, he criticizes it for being disloyal to both the story and the spirit of the source material, pointing out the clichéd and weak story, generic and poorly-acted characters and content that is too violent for a PG-rated film, such as the main character crossing a moat filled with severed heads. Special criticism is reserved for the world's real name being revealed to be "Underland" instead of "Wonderland" which pretty much makes the film's entire title incorrect, as it is not a remake of the animated film but a live action sequel, even saying that Care Bears in Wonderland was a better adaptation, as it kept the zaniness throughout and the main threat better fit the story.

In the end, after the Critic tells Burton off for all his bad remakes, saying he has been living in someone else's shadow, Carrotjuice and Malice play the home movies and reveal that the Critic's childhood room is filled with Burton paraphernalia, with work inspired by Burton's films that even the Critic thought were not that great. Burton then convinces the Critic that it is worth sitting through some bad films to get to good films before sending him back to the real world. The video then finishes with a sudden downer ending when it is announced that Burton's next project, Big Eyes, has been cancelled and that he will instead be making a live action feature film adaptation of Adventure Time with Helena Bonham Carter as Finn and Johnny Depp as Jake. This makes the Critic forget whatever lesson he was supposed to learn.

Channel Awesome Tag: Crispin Glover as Ilosovic Stayne, the Knave of Hearts: "I like largeness."

Doug Walker, Mathew Buck, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers

Mascherano

Călin, Ottoi

All Talk

Goalkeeper alt.

Cephalopoda

Salvat, Josef

Mandel, Howard Michael

Canadian politician

WBOQ

Lisa Collis

John M. Dionisio

O'Brien

McParland

Yoga teacher

Co-educational

Best Villains: The Raimi Trilogy

Emirates Stadium, London

Bridges, Jeff

Lived a Lie

Vučinić
Tainio

The Best In Everyone

The Critic looks over even more commercials after the success of "Dawn of the Commercials" last year.

Commercials Reviewed: Skip-It, The Incredible Crash Dummies, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sports, Cars, Safari, and Wild West action figures, HBO Feature Presentation bumper , Lalaloopsy Diaper Surprise, Polly Pocket, Mighty Max, Creepy Crawlers super oven, Easy-Bake Oven, Campbell's Soup "Snowman", Sunny Delight, LaserTag Rocky, LaserPro 9000, "Why Douche?" and Summer's Eve Douches, Mentos "The Freshmaker" campaign, Nintendo Entertainment System Australian promo: "You Cannot Beat Us", Apple Computer's Macintosh "1984" commercial, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cookies, Star Wars: The Arcade Game for the Atari 2600, Honeycombs Cereal, and Concerned Children's Advertisers' "Don't You Put it in Your Mouth" PSA.

Channel Awesome Tag: Rocky: "Han!!!"
Han: "Rookie."

Documentary Film

The Webb series beats the Raimi trilogy 3-2. The Critic finds both series to be enjoyable, but leans towards the Webb series, when he at first considered the reboot miles above the Raimi Trilogy and Hyper Fan Girl visa versa, but realized how close the two film series' were. Hyper Fan Girl is upset at being in the friend zone with the Critic, but is encouraged by Linkara to go after him.

Channel Awesome Tag: Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker : "I hunch."

Win Some, Lose Some

Bee

Germany

PURPLE, white diamond and sleeves, purple cap

Scream with Me

Bent
Kambolov

Manivanh

Olegário Benquerença

Riachão

Mr Gary Hill

dms

Stung Treng, Cambodia

Choa Chu Kang New Town

Jim Jarosz

Manobala

England, UK

Kathryn Budig

Caldwell

Bridges in 2013

The Critic reviews Blues Brothers 2000 . Though he praises the soundtrack, he considers the film to be a major disappointment as one of the worst sequels of all time , heavily bashing its disloyalty to the original film, lack of story, random musical numbers, over-the-top scenes, abysmal comedy, cheap special effects, all-over-the-place editing, poor involvement of John Goodman and J. Evan Bonifant, and horrible ending. Special criticism is reserved for the randomness in the film, such as skeletons riding on horses and the salvation scene, and, when the cards he chooses in Cards Against Humanity come true in the film, he concludes that it was supposed to be an adaptation of the SNES video game.

Channel Awesome Tag: John Belushi as “Joliet” Jake Blues : “Bullshit.”

White, Red hoop, striped sleeves, White cap

American racing driver

Griffin

WZGS-CD

Vampire squid

Cuéllar
Benayoun

Real Stories of the Highway Patrol

German DURO III Ambulance version

Memoirs of a Geisha OST

The Observer

Basham

Aston Villa

Rituparna Basu

Flemenstar

Sydney, Australia

CD 2-track Single & 7" Single

_adidasblue

w/mark_r_warner

Portugal

After ending the previous week's editorial on a cliffhanger by announcing that he'll review the number one greatest modern horror classic in full, the Critic puts together his own crew of cliched characters known as the "Token Troop" to review Monster Squad with him, Malcolm, Jim, Rob and Jason playing their respective cliched characters. Though they criticize the nonsensical plot, cliched characters , and content that's too violent, vulgar, and dirty for a children's film, they consider it the movie that perfectly defines the 80's and the ultimate movie to watch for anyone wanting to relive the decade. Special criticism is reserved for the scene where one of the characters asks someone if they've seen a virgin, causing the critic to create the scene into a Pepsi commercial . During the review, Tamara tries to get into the troop, but fails as it's boys only . Eventually, the troop runs into their worst enemy, a monster covered in stuff from reality, the presence of which makes them doubt and criticize the movie. However, Tamara manages to destroy the monster with YouTube comments, snapping them out of it and allowing them to give it praise once again.

Channel Awesome Tag: Ashley Bank as Phoebe "Phoebe the Feeb" Crenshaw: "Come on! Don't be chicken shits!"

Foodfight!

Christiansen, Mikkel

Ernest Evans

auto

The Pocket Hercules

Oscar Honey

Goalkeeper 3

Exterior, The Public, West Bromwich - geograph.org.uk - 1537748.jpg

Itaru Era

, Store Value Ticket & Monthly Pass

China

The exhausted group slowly trudge forward in their journey to Washington, D.C.

KTM Komuter

Deluxe iTunes Version Bonus Tracks

José María Torre

Hotz, Kenny

Fushigi Yûgi Byakko Ibun

The bath and San Giovanni Battista church

Shoaling and schooling

N'Zogbia
Bosingwa

former editor

India

Gemini Award and Canadian Comedy Award winner

Universal Pictures

non_performing_personnel

Warner, Mark Robert

Sputnikmusic

Dani Alves

Raleigh TV 44

Ivory Coast

Indianapolis, Indiana, U.S.

José María Torre Hutt

Lutjanus kasmira school.jpg

Thari

Fuel

Fàbregas

Music Video

Guangzhou Pharmaceutical

Doug Walker

Ice Hockey player and coach

Tamil

Malaysian Select XI

Everyday life, self-deprecation

The Hate in Me

Vignonesi

Ashalatha

Schindlers Hunt

Rise of the Commercials

White Hart Lane, London

Care Bears Nutcracker

Widespread looting, assault, arson and murder

pengim

AUS

Kitson

Mr Cracker

Love Me Like You Used To

Murphy

gee

Five-years-old and up

_shoulder_stripes_white_stripes
Puyol
Semi-final

C.W. Kingston

Incisalia (Scudder, 1872)

Old vs. New - Spider-Man

Pink, light blue cross sashes, quartered cap

The Critic is "invited" by Hyper Fan Girl to come to her house, filled with manly films, comics, and video games, and review The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement with her, while under the vigilance of a hired hitman . The trio agree that the first film was relatively harmless and that Royal Engagement is not really terrible per se, but make fun of the plot, girly cliches, obvious villains, and that Anne Hathaway's character is hardly ever taught any responsibilities of being a princess in the film. Special criticism is reserved for a scene in which the maids sing "Frère Jacques" while dancing with pots, and an unnecessary cameo by Stan Lee.

After the movie ends, the Critic accuses Hyper Fan Girl of manipulating his inner manchild, like the movie manipulates the inner womanchild of its audience. Upset by this, Hyper Fan Girl tries to put the movie on again to repeat her plan, but causes her PlayStation 4 to explode when she refuses a systems update, blowing her through the roof. The Critic and the hitman then agree to try and expand their tastes by reading Jane Austen, while also watching The Expendables 3.

NOTE: Doug reviewed this film during Disneycember, and found it to be "so bad it's good" and good enough for a Nostalgia Critic review.

Channel Awesome Tag: Maids: "Ding, dang, dong! Ding, dang, dong!"

Lee Il-hwa

UEL

Royal blue and white hoops, white sleeves, white cap, royal blue stars

Taylor

Black

Josef Salvat

FA Cup

Budig, Kathryn

All Music

Howard Baldwin

*Melanoteuthis lucens

Fleur Faure

_blueshoulders

Gabas

Complaint dismissed, 2003 WL 22453791, 2003 Tex. App. LEXIS 9191

European badger range

You Me at Six - Cavalier Youth.jpg

Sandwell

Jack, Rajo

Print

Walcott

vertical

reporting during the Cambodian Civil War

Hokksund, Norway

Evans, Ernest

Zip Code

_whiteborder

Live

_red_stripes

September 2012

Bryan Keeling

Salihamidžić

St. Tassac

Perrotta
Del Piero

Best Action Scenes: The Webb films

Air Canada Cup
Calgary NorthStars

Christiansen

Have It Your Way

Deciduphagus (K.Johnson, 1992)

Terry Soil

BEL

Rich Antoniello, CEO

Actress

Faye

Chaunacops
Garman, 1899

V. K. Kannan

"Scarlet Letters"

White and red diamonds, white sleeves, white cap, maroon diamonds

Small the Joy , Re-Fueled

Yoga Instructor/Writer

Soe Myat Min

IUCN3.1

Aurélio

_redborder

Chairman

Tassac

Connex South Eastern, Thameslink

Forgive and Forget

Lower house

Wes Walz

The Swan Princess

Pereira

Howard Michael

Current - Donn McMichael

Italy

List of Lizzie McGuire episodes

"Willie the Pimp"

Mathew Buck, Rob Paulsen, Maurice LaMarche

Fidanza, Arianna

Hetfield, Ulrich, Kirk Hammett

That Guy with the Glasses

demo

S2 1SN

Lawrence, KS

The Girl Who Loved Wild Horses

Anthony Sardinha

SD Murali

2015 Paris–Nice

John Geddes Lawrence and Tyron Garner v Texas

Harold Simmons, Owner
Rodney A. Baltzer, CEO
William J. Lindquist, CFO

Chamakh

Burn the Bridge

Japan

KJL

John M.

CD Single

Kevin Miller

Unencumbered by Manufacturing Restrictions Version

Line

Anthony Sardinha ,

Actor, singer, producer, composer

Ryanair Gold Cup

Gerrard

Demo

_3_stripes_black

Ghost Rider 2

The Outlaw Torn/King Nothing

Argentina

Dionisio, John M.

Lokomotiv Moscow

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers

Jonathan Mover

CFR Cluj

Coaching staff

Davies
_adidas_chelsea_home_0809

research institute

Conna Castle

Jim Brown

Fidanza

Actor

Denmark

Jasin Todd

Acoustic

Cresswell

Filloux, Marc

UCL

SP0091

Sports simulation

Subkhiddin Sallehk
Sissoko

A Cinderella Story

center

Lampard
Berbatov

Soundtrack

Millmoor, Rotherham

non_vocal_instrumentalist

Rossato

Luis Medina Cantalejo

SLO

Loosen My Load

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers,

Howard Michael Mandel

Ivanović

Houey Muang, Stung Treng, Cambodia

Bruce Buck

American entrepreneur and film producer

Arrests/Injuries/Deaths

The Douze in Mont-de-Marsan.

For Whom the Bell Tolls (Haven't Heard it Yet Mix)

WBOQ = W-Bach

Jeffrey Salim

Champagne Wishes

June 2013

American country songwriter

Filloux

Beuzelin

work in progress with different lyrics

Khizanishvili

Dark blue, yellow diamond and sleeves, yellow cap, red diamond

Billberg, 1820

(Hightlight)

"Stupid Girls"

Princess Diaries 2

Sandia (Clench & Ehrlich, 1960)

Jody Abbott

Democratic Party

Magazine

One Cool Cookie

The Critic starts off the holiday season by reviewing the television special Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer . Already finding the song the movie's based on to be obnoxious, he criticizes it for making the titular grandma too attractive, as well as the weak plot, confusing setting, boring characters, poor and sometimes dirty humor , awful segues into the songs, the songs themselves, and the final act for using too many courtroom terms. He does admit that it isn't an entirely horrible movie, moreso incredibly awkward. Special criticism is reserved for the fact that the grandma's store is worth millions, which makes both her and the grandson seem awful, as they don't want to sell it, despite the money undoubtedly being capable of helping many. Unlike previous years, he starts out calm as he's wearing a "chill pill patch" and doesn't want to scare his fans. However, Tamara, insisting that he should feel free to celebrate how he pleases, removes the patch, causing a now-insane Critic to sing a heavy metal song, "I Fucking Love Christmas."

Channel Awesome Tag: Female Cop: “Better get looking for the old broad.”

The Lorax
Doug Walker, Rob Walker, & Mathew Buck

Elliott

The Critic reviews A Christmas Story 2 . He considers it a completely pointless sequel to an already over-commercialized film, and heavily pans the awful writing, abundance of unnecessary narration, lack of dialogue for the main character and love interest, poor comedy and visuals, easily unlikable characters , the main character's perverted actions, and large amount of fantasy sequences and throwbacks to the original. Despite this, he does praise Braeden Lemasters' performance as Ralphie, explaining that he captured the spirit of the original Ralphie and makes it his own. Special criticism is reserved for the mall sequence where the main character and his best friends work and are given too many chances despite making many mistakes worth firing over. At the start, the Hyper Fan Girl finally lands after being blown sky high in the Princess Diaries 2 review and overhears the Critic say the film's so bad that he now hates both the original and Christmas in general. She calls up Benny the hitman and they try many times through the review to change his mind by reminding him of all the good things about the original. The Critic finally snaps and tells her that it's her he hates, making her leave in tears. Feeling bad, he encounters Santa Christ , who makes him see that, far from ruining it for him, the sequel and commercialization makes him appreciate the original more. The Critic has Santa Christ send him back to before the review and he lets Hyper Fan Girl review the film with him.

NOTE: The episode opens up with a crossover with CinemaSins in one of their segments called "Movie Recipes" trying to make Christmas Carol 2 eggnog. The Critic as well helped with their video, Everything Wrong with How the Grinch Stole Christmas, where they did the whole video in rhyme.

Channel Awesome Tag: Gerard Plunkett as Hank Catenhauser: "I wish I wasn't such a softie."

Jurassic Park III

Kanbawza FC

The New Game

Howard

Away

Actor, director, screenwriter, and producer

London, United Kingdom

John Warner

OpenJurist

Yellow and royal blue stripes,yellow sleeves,emerald green and orange quartered cap

Whelan

Allston Rock City, Allston Village

Shakervilz

Mike Thompson

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U.S. Const. amend. XIV; Tex. Penal Code § 21.06

Yes, both sexual orientation and gender identity

Kapo
Torres

mark-warner

Oregon

State

MYA

Cole

Independent Greens of Virginia

Rob Walker, Gideon Ray Jr.

House of the People

Grade 1

Los Angeles Times

B. L. Venu

Pink

white

DJ Broiler

Roman Catholicism

Central Campus, Sandwell College

Second Leg

Closer

Lewis Lovhaug, Rob Walker, Doug and Malcolm's mothers

Van Vliet's idiosyncratic vocal on Zappa's "Willie the Pimp" was among their collaborations.

Myanmar National League, 3rd

"Last to Know"

Zoxazolamine

Virginia businessman, legislator and politician

Thrash Hits

Home

Ajeya

Rider

1961 Football League Cup Final

Active

Broiler (DJs)

Allmusic

Carpe Diem

Arun Prasath, Pradheepan

"Who Knew"

Chubby Checker

Channing Powell

Jurietti

Royal blue, emerald green star, white cap, emerald green star

Ginzia (Okano, 1947)

Plateau of Ger

Buena Vista International

Suhasini

Rajo

Agence France-Presse

(Sasaki, 1920)
*Danateuthis schmidti

true

Jordan Bridges

Kerrang!

Canada

Song Jong-ho

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Jack

Riera

Gold

Awards for Jeff Bridges

Wembley Stadium, London

ふしぎ遊戯 白虎異聞

Drogba
Touré

Edward Campion Acheson

LHP

–present

Siddalingiah,

Spanish

Riding abolished

The Critic, along with Malcolm and Tamara, looks back on The Disney Afternoon , imitating what it was like to come home from school and watch it. He finds most of the shows to be great nostalgic classics, some more than others, but finds Bonkers, Shnookums and Meat, Quack Pack, and Mighty Ducks to be terrible. During the review, comments made by Malcolm that anger the Critic result in him beating him up. The review ends with them being "forced to do their homework" by the Critic and Malcolm's mothers and Linkara pretending to be Tamara's grandmother.

Them

Faure, Fleur

Dronne

Bello, Menachem

Neighborhood of

Ghana

Webster

Fangoria

Allowances

Chubby Checker in 2005

Nikki Ahamed

Karen

Carver: A Life in Poems

Terri Minsky

Delap

Rheinmetall YAK

After Earth

Metric

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Red, white sleeves, black cap

"We'll Figure It Out"

Baldwin, Howard

Pieter Vink

WVCA-FM

West Midlands

Republican Party

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Alice in Wonderland

Chief Executive

Iceland

physician

Forget The Past

See [[#Species

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Fourth round

(Joubin, 1929)
*Melanoteuthis schmidti

Miley, Wade

Democratic nominee for U.S. Senator from Virginia

Teaser poster

Everton
Kyros Vassaras

Jason Laws

Milan
Upton Park, London

Gatson, Dewey ; DeSoto, Jack

Simen Auke

polkadot

Tom Hayden

Lizzie McGuire

Dioecesis Tulsensis

Tou Lap Meng

Radha

The Critic reviews Ghost Dad . Though he admits that the effects are decent for the time it came out, he heavily criticizes the fact that acting legend Sidney Poitier is the director, as well as the awkward acting, especially from Bill Cosby and Ian Bannen, unfunny script filled with stereotypes and a ridiculous plot twist, complete lack of realism both in the treatment of the scenario and the way the characters act in general, and feeling that the film's creepier moments fit better in a horror movie. Special criticism is reserved for the rules of the afterlife, which make no sense and feel completely random, as well as being inconsistent and often making the film feel like an "invisible man" story than a ghost story.

The sketches have the Critic pretending to be a ghost, claiming to have committed suicide after watching Ghost Dad, and torments Ray and Chambers by making them dress in various humiliating outfits as revenge for their assault on him during the Wicker Man review.

Channel Awesome Tag: Bill Cosby as Elliot Hopper: “Blippity blippity blippity blippity blippity like a bunny!”

Your Good Times Favorites Station

Helle

A Christmas Story 2

Lawrence v. Texas

Heart of a Samurai

Disney Channel Original Productions

ticket

National Assembly National Assembly

Robinho

"The Memory Remains"

The Phoenix Collegiate

Shannon Boone

film

Winners

Bucher-Guyer AG

Dead Inside

In the Studio

Mitoura (Scudder, 1872)

Kanbawza Football Club

Mikkel Christiansen

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M. meles

Cisincisalia

Hetfield, Ulrich, Hammett

MAROON, white star and armlet, maroon cap, white star

Peter Fröjdfeldt

Bi-monthly

Remember (The Walking Dead)

SE16 4UN

Ferdinand

Jeff Abercrombie

McDonald

Marc

Third round

Santa Clara River

Rob Walker, Brad Jones, Dayna Munday

Treat U Right

Canadian

ZGS = owner

Tanjung Malim-Rawang-Kuala Lumpur-Seremban

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ZGS Raleigh, Inc.

Varied from underground to mainstream

Republic of Ireland
NGR

Ramudu Bheemudu (1988 film)

Waste Control Specialists

Studio

Lee, Il-hwa

Doug Walker, Lewis Lovhaug, Noah Antwiler,

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Puerto Chicama

St Michael's Catholic College

Czech Republic

The Railway Man

Kalima Productions GmbH & Co. KG

Priskin

V. C. Guhnadhan

Class 411 unit 1602, which was involved in the crash, seen at Dover Priory in 2003.

The Critic revives his "Old vs. New" segment, comparing Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy to Marc Webb's The Amazing Spider-Man films alongside a hyperactive fangirl who fell in love with him in his review for The Lorax. He starts the comparison by discussing the stories, like he did with his "Old vs. New" of the Nutty Professor films.

Best Story: The Raimi trilogy

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Remember

First Leg

Ashwin Kumar

Craven Cottage, London

Beatrice Rossato

Executive Chairman of AECOM Technology Corporation

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O'Neil

Bárbaro Cañizares

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Out to Pasture

Henri Kastler

Owner

Michał Kwiatkowski

Garvan
Manchester United
Scholes

TuneLab Music

Baldwin

R. Rajan

Grey, maroon triple diamond and seams on sleeves, grey cap, maroon diamonds

After a short intro of him being killed by JonTron for reviewing Foodfight, which he himself had reviewed first, The Critic starts off a new Nostalgia-Ween by reviewing the only Stephen King movie directed by the man himself, Maximum Overdrive . He praises the involvement of AC/DC, but also criticizes the poor writing, over the top acting , ridiculous death scenes, inconsistent explanation of the cause of the events, lack of scares, and usual cliches of King's films, even discussing them with Pencilhead , leader of the "Troperaisers." He also feels there is no excuse for the poor quality this time since King made it personally. However, he feels that the silliness of the film is ultimately what makes it so fun, and says that if approached as an over-the-top B-Movie , it's actually very entertaining.

Note: Tamara was absent from this episode due to illness, though she is still listed in the end credits.

Channel Awesome Tag: Ellen McElduff as Wanda June: "WE MADE YOU!"

J. Cole

Industrial, scientific and medical

Canizares, Barbaro

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After a parody of Batman Returns, where like Catwoman the Critic returns home in a daze and goes on a violent rampage on his house's objects, it is revealed that rage was caused by the Critic accepting to review Foodfight! following incessant requests by his fanbase. Agreeing to do so upon realizing his review could jumpstart it into popularity, declares it not only the worst animated movie he has ever seen, but also one of the worst movies he's ever reviewed, heavily panning the massive amount of product placement, ridiculous and inconsistent plot, horrible and often frightening animation, frequent trips into the Uncanny Valley, hideous racial stereotypes, dreadful puns and horrible sexual innuendos, the latter of which he deems unfit for what is supposedly a film for children. Special criticism is reserved for the fact that the product mascots shown are practically background characters in their own film and half of them are bitter, unflattering parodies of the ones the producers could not afford, as well as the fact that the film's budget was apparently $65 million, which baffles him considering the outcome, and how they wasted it on the final product. Additionally, he accuses the film of feeding into unhealthy fetishes, tying into the film's heavy sexual innuendos. In the end, he figures out that the creator of the film must be Jar Jar Binks, who he fires a missile at. Afterwards, he learns that all his suffering was for nothing, as the film never became popular after all due to the "Hipster Effect", leading back to the opening, after which he warns his fellow critics to watch at their own risk.

Channel Awesome Tag: Christopher Lloyd as Mr. Clipboard: "Survival of the fittest, Leonard."

Japanese

The Outlaw Torn

Wales
McCormack

Osborne

Ferreira
Bardsley
Grant
Israel

Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers, Brad Jones

stmichaelscollege.org.uk

After multiple requests following his review of the original, the Critic reviews Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance , this time, joined by Mike J of Shameful Sequels, who is angry at the Critic for repeated episodes on films he already reviewed, such as both the third and fourth Jaws movies. While they admit that the Ghost Rider's design is slightly cooler, Nicolas Cage's performance is more over-the-top and enjoyable, and the action is better, they feel it has even more problems than the first, criticizing the nonsensical plot, boring side characters , horrible cinematography and editing, weird dialogue, lack of screen time for Ghost Rider, and numerous bizarre moments. Special criticism is reserved for the Devil's multiple stupid choices throughout the film, such as a stupid ringtone for his cell-phone, losing track of his son, and trying to escape from Ghost Rider by just driving away in an ordinary car.

Channel Awesome Tag: Nicolas Cage as Johnny Blaze: "You're the devil's baby mama."

Chun, 1903

group_or_band

Replay

This Is Fake DIY

K. Murali Mohana Rao

Third

Dragonfly

In Compliance

Wolfgang Stark

Checker, Chubby

Thunder Bay Bearcats

Mohammed Waheed Hassan

Stanislas

He states that between both actors there is a perfect Spider-Man. While he praises the nerdy aspect of Tobey Maguire in the first Raimi film, he criticizes the rest of his performance, calling him too whiny and sensitive to everything. He heavily praises Andrew Garfield's performance on the other hand through his energy, likable nature and has the cool aspect that Spider-Man should have. He also brings up that Garfield portrayed a Spider-Man that fans would want to be like

Light tan, red hoop, black sleeves, red hoop, red cap

Y. Touré

Iconix Brand Group

Hibbert

Keretapi Tanah Melayu

Best Spider-Man: Andrew Garfield

Animalia

Bharatamlo Bala Chandrudu

WHOA-LP

Wright-Phillips
Mikel

Tepid Mix

Meles meles

A. Iniesta
Serbia
Panucci
Koné
Stamford Bridge, London
Abidal

Chaunacops coloratus at the Davidson Seamount

Vampyroteuthis infernalis

Llewellyn Street

Liverpool

Kenneth Joel Hotz

Kanmani Subbu

Ice Hockey team owner

Rooney

Goodbye

* Singer
* songwriter

(Joubin, 1931)

Them (The Walking Dead)

Watson Lake

Chiellini

Bright New Dawn

inline,title

Yukiharu Urita

Deutschland

Turkey

Ptichar, Momchilgrad municipality, Kardzhali Province, Bulgaria

Delta II 7320-10C

Tsuyoshi Ujiki

*CEO of Baldwin Entertainment
* founder of the New England Whalers ice hockey franchise in the WHA
* owned part of the Minnesota North Stars and Pittsburgh Penguins NHL franchises
* won the Stanley Cup in 1992 with Pittsburgh

Rs. 5 crore

சுவா சூ காங்

Dark blue, orange and dark blue halved sleeves, dark blue cap

Roma
Neville

Inactive roster

Park

Director

Pridham, Mackenzie

Rajo Jack

(Joubin, 1929)
*Melanoteuthis anderseni

These surgeonfish are shoaling. They are swimming somewhat independently, but in such a way that they stay connected, forming a social group.

Realt Mor

Helena

Mexès

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Charleston, SC

Dave Fortman, Jeremy Parker

"The Unforgiven II"

collapsed

Nil Desperandum

Evans

* Black metal
** symphonic black metal
** war metal
* death metal
** melodic death metal
** technical death metal
* doom metal
** epic doom
** funeral doom
** traditional doom
* thrash metal

Billy Joe-King

The Magic Shop, New York City; Turtle Sound Studios, NYC

_3_stripes_white

* Pop
* electropop

Hughes

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Rob Walker, Jim Jarosz, Rob Scallon,

Deaths: 116

Dionisio

Insecta

KTM Commuter

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Josh

Mr C Dillon

President of the Maldives

Brazil

Iaquinta
EPL

Pump Up the Volume

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Eagles

Disc jockey

Myanmar

Kuyt

Rolling Stone

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O'Neill

Claus Bo Larsen

Cummins ISBe 5.9L diesel

Paruchuri Brothers

Garcia

Lawrence v. Texas, 539 U.S. 558

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Riachão (São Bento)

Noah Callahan-Bever

Martha, Paul

Optional

Royal blue and emerald green halved, sleeves reversed, yellow cap

'The flesh, blood and grease of the badger are very useful for oils, ointments, salves and powders, for shortness of breath, the cough of the lungs, for the stone, sprained sinews, collachs etc. The skin being well dressed is very warm and comfortable for ancient people who are troubled with paralytic disorders.'

Mandel in Las Vegas, May 2007

Platinum

Spa Road Junction

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Warner

Kirkman

Jeffrey Leon Bridges

United States Senator

False Economy

Host of Deal or No Deal, Dr. Wayne Fiscus on St. Elsewhere, Bunsen Honeydew, Animal, and Skeeter on Muppet Babies, Bobby Generic and Howard Generic on Bobby's World, Himself on America's Got Talent, Gizmo in Gremlins and Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Host of Mobbed, Host of Howie Do It

West Bromwich

Brown, Jim

The Critic reviews the long-requested Jurassic Park III . While calling it a bad movie, he considers it slightly better than the previous sequel for being shorter and less pretentious. He criticizes the annoying characters, particularly the one played by Téa Leoni, lack of wonder and effort in the storytelling, poor character development and attempts at scares, and the ending to Alan and Ellie's relationship. Special criticism is reserved for the Spinosaurus killing off the T. rex, the main Dinosaur of the franchise.

Channel Awesome Tag: Téa Leoni as Amanda Kirby: “Eric?”

Vince in Bono Malum

ENG

_vneckred

Maximum Overdrive

Miko Bello

Westport Communications Limited Partnership

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Bowers v. Hardwick

Dario Fo

Overhead

Quarter-final

Stevens, Souter, Ginsburg, Breyer

American businessman

B71 2BX

Arbeloa

Bagno Vignoni

He directly states that "Mary Jane sucks", and even though he admits that Kirsten Dunst tried doing the best with her performance, he criticizes the poor writing of the character and her relationship with the hero, as well as her "dumbass in distress" status . He heavily praises Emma Stone's performance as Gwen, finding her to be the opposite of Mary Jane and superior in every way, giving special praise to her romance with Peter, which is what he says is the best part of the second Webb film. He also adds that if Mary Jane did die in the first film, he wouldn't care like he did for Gwen's death.

Khin Maung Kyaing

Abbazia di San Galgano

File:Owner Roderick Ryan.svg

Ceylon

Culio

The Critic and Film Brain finally do a crossover by reviewing Forest Warrior . They criticize the nonsensical plot, lack of screen time for star Chuck Norris and transformation scenes , poor fight choreography, heavy handed environmental message, generic characters and soundtrack, and poor pacing. Special criticism is reserved for the spectacularly cliched villain. However, they consider it entertaining in its cheesiness and consider the one transformation scene at the end to be great.

Channel Awesome Tag: Terry Kiser as Travis Thorne: “WHOA-OOH!”

Rob Scallion

right

Actor,director,screenwriter, andproducer

While he criticizes the over-the-top performance of Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin, and Topher Grace's lack of screen time as Venom, and praises the development of the Lizard and Harry Osborn of the Webb films, he decides that the Raimi villains are more memorable and enjoyable because of their cartoonish nature, and that over-the-top villains like the Rhino and Electro feel out of place with the serious tone of the Webb films.

Belletti

Memory

WEST BROMWICH

Write-ins

Lena Bethune

Blues Brothers 2000

Injuries: N/A

The Critic finishes the year by reviewing Care Bears Nutcracker Suite . He considers it no better or worse than any of the other films, criticizing the poor writing, weak animation, rehashed character designs from the previous movies , over the top voice acting, and lack of connection to the titular ballet . Special criticism is reserved for the plot twist as being far too obvious, and the fact that the telling of the main story is obviously a huge waste of everybody in the framing story's time. After the review, he announces that January will be "Matrix Month", where he'll review, editorial free, all three movies and "The Animatrix".

Note: Doug previously put the film on his "Top 11 Nostalgia Critics I Will Never Do" list, but decided to review it anyway.

Channel Awesome Tag: Don Francks as the Evil Vizier: “I won, as I knew I would!”

After finding Malcolm and Tamara in fear over an apparent new law breaking up Pinky and the Brain, the Critic explains why such a law would not work by reviewing The Purge . He feels that the film had potential if it tried to be a dark satire, but fails because it takes its ridiculous premise too seriously. He also criticizes the film's poor attempt at explaining why the titular law works, Michael Bay's involvement with the film as one of the producers, the lack of logic shown by the characters, weak suspense, and large amount of pretension and clichés. However, he praises Rhys Wakefield's entertainingly over-the-top performance as the "Polite Leader", though he erroneously calls the character "Henry", who is a different character in the film.

During the review, the Film Brain shows up demanding a crossover review. Not wanting to do two in a row, the Critic has the others distract him long enough to finish, with news of the aforementioned break up sending Film Brain away. He then has Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche act out the break up, which apparently brings world peace.

Channel Awesome Tag: Ethan Hawke as James Sandin: "Because it works."

R. Rajashekar

Bhale Donga

Barcelona
Essien

Extreme metal

Is this 2008 or 2009?

Like-A-Butterfly

The Purge

yellow

Brandon Camp

Absolute Punk

Doug Walker, Rob Walker & Brad Jones

_3_stripes_on_black
Peter Kenyon

manga

Adamant Approach

Lucas

Wolasi Jirga

Klang-Kuala Lumpur-Sentul

Jari Helle

Alex

Arrests: N/A

Simpson
Mujiri

Municipality

Home (alt.)

Businessman

(Joubin, 1929)
*Hansenoteuthis lucens

Massimo Busacca
Florian Meyer

Burrows

Jon Jafari

Mark Warner

Antwerp

Monster Squad

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

PINK, black diamond, black armlet, quartered cap

The Dronne at the rapids near Champs-Romain

Red, white chevron, white chevrons on sleeves, quartered cap

Win Min Htut

Mammalia

Djourou

Rheinmetall MG3 or HK GMG

Jim Jarosz, Jason Laws, Rob Walker

The Lizzie McGuire Movie

Meles

*Tyler James Williams as Noah
*Ross Marquand as Aaron

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Best Romantic Lead: Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy

Turf

Lewis Lovhaug & Noah Antwiler

Dani

Mandel

Ronaldo

→ Pittsburgh Riverhounds

Cociş

_thinblacksides

"Heartbreaker"

Heard It All Before

Čech

resource.org

Winner

Irish saint

WhatIfSports.com

Zhao Liang

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Torre, Jose Maria

Rainbow

* Australia
* Brazil
* Canada
* Denmark
* Finland
* France
* Germany
* Italy
* Japan
* Norway
* Netherlands
* Poland
* Sweden
* United Kingdom
* United States

Cecil Shorts III

The Critic reviews The Lorax while breaking into the headquarters of the focus group experts from the Cat in the Hat review, lecturing them on the mistakes made by the film. Though he admits it is not as bad as The Grinch or The Cat in the Hat and praises the animation, he criticizes the complete lack of loyalty to the story, spirit and message of the original book, boring and generic characters , poor voice casting , irritating and dated pop culture references and weak songs . Special criticism is reserved for the ending for taking away the ambiguity of the book and replacing it with a stock, clichéd climax and conclusion and in-your-face message, which ironically makes it less memorable.

By the review's end, the experts predict that the film has become retro and that all of its fans have returned, only to find the Lorax Mall empty except for one man, who quickly loses interest himself and walks off. When the Critic lambasts their simplification of the story and declares that people will continue to read Seuss's books no matter what, one of the experts reveals himself to be "Black Willy Wonka." He shows the Critic that the fans have gone back to reading the book, and that that was his plan in making this, along with The Grinch and The Cat in the Hat: to make audiences appreciate the books more.

Channel Awesome Tag: Ed Helms as the Once-ler: “I’m just sayin’!”

Fidha

Location in Boston, Massachusetts

Class 83 KTM Komuter train at Bank Negara

Ireland

Ahlbergia (Bryk, 1946)

Ballack
James

Hong Kong Observatory

Virtual: 44

Jason Laws, Jori Laws, Briana Laws

Keynote Speaker of the Democratic National Convention

but see text

Ballycasey

The Top 11 BEST Episodes of Avatar The Last Airbender

Brussels

Stand-up, television, film, books

Forest Warrior

Purple, gold sleeves, hooped cap

Stan Rogow Productions

Sweden

The Final Night of Sin at Wembley Arena

Green, yellow/white star on cap ??

on loan from Inter

Michael Collins

* Black-doom
* blackened death metal
* death-doom

* crossover thrash
* crust punk
* grindcore
* deathgrind
* goregrind
* pornogrind
* metalcore
* deathcore
* mathcore
* melodic metalcore
* sludge metal

* avant-garde metal
* dark metal
* death 'n' roll
* drone metal
* pagan metal
* stoner metal
* Viking metal

The Critic continues Nicolas Cage Month by reviewing The Wicker Man . He considers the film hilariously bad, criticizing the overall poor acting and story, the implied misandry of the island's inhabitants, and the fact that the film relies on poor attempts at scares to make up for those flaws, particularly the ongoing scenes of Cage's character having visions of a truck hitting a little girl like in the opening. Special criticism is reserved for the complete incompetence of Cage's character and how he does not seem to realise that something is wrong with the island. However, he does admit to finding a scene where Cage punches a woman out cold while wearing a bear suit unintentionally hilarious.

Throughout the review, the Critic is stalked by Tamara, who keeps referring to the film as her favorite of all time. At the end, she and Malcolm Ray capture the Critic, and force him to talk about the infamous bee torture scene from the film's unrated cut, which he initially refuses to address. The Critic eventually claims that the only reason the scene could be enjoyable is because of Cage's over-the-top performance, which makes the scene much more memorable than possibly any other scene from any of his movies. After stopping Tamara from trying to force The Cinema Snob and Spoony to talk about the scene at a bar, the Critic invites her to work with him, which she accepts.

Channel Awesome Tag: Nicolas Cage as Edward Malus: "How did it get burned?! How did it get burned?!"

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Sheffield Park Academy

Diarra

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Realt Dubh

Education Program:CUNY, LaGuardia Community College/Caldecott and Newbery Medals Project

Goalkeeper 2

Be Who You Are

POR
Juventus

Arianna

Alternative Press

White

Executed

Kosovo

The Blasphemers' Banquet

Douze

Lewis Lovhaug, Brian Heinz

Environmental

Vidić

Fourment

Anelka

*Cirroteuthis macrope

Allston

(Highlight)
Yuri Baskakov
Shorey

Rituparna

Bilyaletdinov

He decides that the Raimi trilogy's stories were easier to follow when compared to the very complex stories of the Webb films.
Ghost Dad

Wild Ones

Mark Robert

Goalkeeper 1

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51st Primetime Emmy Awards

Operational

As promised in the previous editorial, the Critic goes over his favorite episodes of his favorite show of all time, Avatar: The Last Airbender . However, this time, Dante Basco, the voice of Prince Zuko, is after the Critic, and looking to make him pay for his worst episodes list.

Bob Rock with Hetfield and Ulrich

Tom Henning Øvrebø
Mahon
Ashbee

The Critic reviews The Swan Princess , another frequent fan request. He calls the film "Diet Disney", as it rips off elements from many of their films, especially Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid, and Beauty and the Beast. He also criticizes the poor plot and romance, the main characters for becoming bland and generic despite the wide range of emotion their childhood selves expressed in the opening, leading the majority of the songs to be sung by supporting and background characters, certain weird casting decisions , the weak comedy, and the animation for being too fast paced and energetic for a romance. However, he does give some praise to the opening song "This Is My Idea" for being somewhat entertaining, and the mercifully short run time. Special criticism is reserved for Rothbart's scheme for making no sense whatsoever and as well as the strange name he has.

At the end, he talks to Chambers and Ray about other "diet" animation brands, such as "Diet Dreamworks" , "Diet Pixar" and "Seuss Zero". The latter drink's description foreshadows the next review, after being described as being orange and having none of Dr. Seuss' creative genius.

Channel Awesome Tag: Howard McGillin as Derek: "Would you feed this to a swan?"

Rathlin

FL Cup

Lucinda Bridges

Terry

Selangor and Kuala Lumpur

The Guardian

Not Censorship, But Selection

Post Code

Faure

Josh Franceschi

Fish Out of Water

Sri Lanka

Fuel for Fire/Memory

asia-series

Small Soldiers

Spring Gulley, South Carolina

Cauvery Audio

e95a22

Menachem Bello

For further information on European qualification see Premier League - Competition

(Joubin, 1912)
*Watasella nigra

On the Move

Andy Andersson

Nostalgia Critic

Richardson

Plevna, Montana

Mancienne

Hetfield, Ulrich

Doug Walker & Rob Walker

"Bleeding Me"

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We the People

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Face/Off

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Lost and Found

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Weatherbase

Fifth round

National Highway 7, Stung Treng, Cambodia

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Doug Walker, Mike Jeavons, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers

Front Street, an imprint of Boyds Mills Press

Wade Miley

Warner in 2009

Dr. Ottoi (pseudonym), Ioan Otescu (pseudonym)

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Gatson, Dewey (real name); DeSoto, Jack (pseudonym)

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Alexander

Helena Fourment

Netherlands

Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers, Dante Basco

Never Enough

Erik Avakian

Bendtner

Grey

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Kenzo Furuya

(Broiler)

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Hope for the Best

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Jeremy Scott, Rob Walker, Mike J

Nevland

The Quickening

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Garrett Bridges

Dedigout

The Critic starts off Nicolas Cage Month by reviewing Face/Off . He criticizes the plot holes, overacting from both Cage and John Travolta , the fact that the film makes the villain more likable than the protagonist, and the usual clichés from both the 90's and director John Woo . However, he lends heavy praise to the action, and acknowledges that the corniness is what makes the film so fun. Special criticism is reserved for the complete total incompetence of the prison Archer-as-Castor Troy is sent to.

This is the last episode to feature Rachel Tietz, who moved to California for further acting opportunities. Given the original sketches dealing with her departure, where Tietz would be sent to California inside a box, wound up accidentally deleted by Doug, instead at the end of the episode Tietz appears through Skype to give her farewell. Doug also mentions that there would be a new female co-star for his reviews, later revealed on Facebook to be Tamara Chambers, Tietz's roommate.

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