Right-handed

Joe Perry

James Wattana

Ericorbit

*Toronto Blue Jays
*Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
*Orix Buffaloes

Ding Junhui

Discussion of Obama's Nobel Peace prize, "Why do other countries like Obama?" with Shashi Tharoor, Fallback Position with James Blake, discussion of Cheating Death with Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Max Weinberg in Cory Booker's office, Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog at pet boutique store.
Pixies

Stanley R.

Princess Elisabeth Marie of Bavaria

"When in Rome, I find a McDonalds where they speak English. This is The Colbert Report."

Jerry Peters, Terry McFaddin

Velcro Christmas Tree, Conan's Apology
Conan visits the Intel Science Fair, Max Goes to the Airport

New College Courses, Shock Absorbers, Beer Pong: Jimmy Vs. Charlize Theron

Tiger Woods joke caddy , Dumbledore out on the town

The BPA featuring Iggy Pop

Thepchaiya Un-Nooh

"For the 4th year in a row Sexiest man alive did not go to Matthew McConaughey: there is no god! This is The Colbert Report."

Freestylin' With The Roots, Drum Impressions with Fred Armisen, Late Night Charades with Fred Armisen, Elizabeth Moss & Amy Poehler

Bwmoll3

Utah Utes

"Wow! Those Iranians are really pissed at Letterman. This is the Colbert Report."

John Higgins

Silversun Pickups

Mark Allen

Bernard, April

Colbert gets enraged over the cover of The Atlantic and the new Visa Black. He then discusses Republican Congressman Pete Sessions' claim that "insurgency may be required" to fight the Democrats. In "Shout Out!," Colbert praises Gene E. Robinson, John Sununu and one of his former security guards. Finally, he interviews Robert Ballard about his work in underwater archaeology.

Martin Gould

GNIS feature ID

Lee, Derek

Hungarian

Mills, Brad

Colbert first discusses President Obama's inconsistency on earmarks in Congressional legislation. Then he talks about how Obama is planning to tax the wealthy to pay for government programs, and how Republicans are continuing to cite Atlas Shrugged, the infamous book by Ayn Rand. In the segment Cheating Death, Stephen talks about the Supreme Court ruling against a drug company, sweat, and designer babies. Finally, he interviews Howard Fineman about his book "The Thirteen American Arguments."

Sharon Alfonsi

Vega de Alatorre

Must-Be TV

August 1953

Mike Strallow

Last 32

Celebrity Survey, "Birthday" is played on the new Beatles Rock Band

"The Sears Tower is now called the Willis Tower. Man - Bruce Willis is loaded. This is The Colbert Report."

Neil Young

"No sense beating a dead horse, unless it's one of those zombie horses. You can't beat them enough. This is the Colbert Report."
Bill Clinton visits Korea to secure the release of two American journalists. Candidates for the 2010 midterms and interview with Pennsylvania congressman Joe Sestak. Shark Week returns to the Discovery Channel and shark coverage in the media.

Jamie Cope

Piracy: The Complete History , Sovereigns of the Sea: Quest To Build The Perfect Renaissance Battleship , Blackbeard: America's Most Notorious Pirate

The Real Parts of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Anti Arnold ad, Getting to know Ronnie Gutierrez, In the Year 3000

Matthew Selt

Craig Steadman

Colbert briefly mentions last night's Golden Globe Awards. He then discusses President Bush's final press conference, which leads to a report of a study that found women are attracted to men who appear confident. Next, he gives an update on his eagle "son," Stephen Jr. Finally, Colbert interviews Anthony Romero about Guantanamo Bay and the Bush presidency.

Petrovgrad , Vojvodina, Serbia, Yugoslavia

Ali Carter

Location in Mexico

April Bernard

Tough Cell

Conan, Please Blow Up My Car! - Grand Prize, Falling Domino's Pizza Employees, Conan's Tabloid Moment

Coelogyne longibracteata

*Coelogyne longibracteata Hook.f.
*Pleione cumingii Kuntze
*Pleione longibracteata Kuntze
*Coelogyne casta Ridl.

Pavel Vladimirovich

Army of One

*Coelogyne longiciliata Teijsm. & Binn. (1864)

Ghostface Killah featuring Raheem DeVaughn

Stressed Position

date aired

inline,title

Arya (film)

Lindl.

England

Uzbekistan national basketball team

Liu Song

Multiplier Models

w/d

group_or_band

Nigel Bond

Mr.James McNamara

Trump 108, Jimmy Fallon Dance Challenge

Gerard Greene

Mark King

Thing of Beauty

_thingreensides

Classic Tonight Show Moment, Ed Helms sings Conan a song, the $1.5 million skit

Bridge Acting with Zachary Quinto & Leonard Nimoy, iPod Playlists, Cooking Demo: Rachael Ray

1967 in spaceflight

Pearl Jam

"The Obamas are going to Kopenhagen... Party at Biden's house! This is The Colbert Report."
"Hey mom, let me say in advance: Happy belated mother's day. This is The Colbert Report."

Airbrushing The News, Dave Matthews GPS, National Fist Bump Day

David Morris
Simon Bedford

Demi Lovato

Round 2

Chris Velan

Xiao Guodong

Andrew Higginson

1975 in spaceflight

Conan buys wax figures of Fonzie and Tom Cruise, Worst seat at the studio, Naming rights

Nice n easy

"I cannot tell a lie. I prefer to tell them in packs o' three. This is the Colbert Report."

Ezaz Ahamad

Colbert discusses nominations to President-elect Obama's Cabinet, including Bill Richardson, Leon Panetta and Sanjay Gupta. He then worries that Obama will seek to overturn Ledbetter v. Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co. In "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger," he wags his finger at Chinese bootleggers, tips his hat to the EPA, wags his finger at scientists studying drug addiction by putting cocaine on bees and tips his hat to this year's honey. Finally, Colbert interviews Benicio del Toro about his new film, Che.
List of The Colbert Report episodes (2009)

Semi-finals

Ketiltrout

Obama Expressions, Charades With Cameron Diaz, Shaun White Wii Snowboarding Demo

Zhang Anda

state

David Gilbert

Ablacknophobia

Joe Jogia

Liberal Democratic Party of Belarus

Mark Selby

Round 4

Totutla

Chinese Wall

America's New Oprah, Andy's day with Wax Conan

Local Market Promos, Hot Dog In A Hole, Beer Pong: Jimmy vs. Betty White

"Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt. This is The Colbert Report."
Report that Americans would be willing to sacrifice their iPod to save the environment. Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Sidney Poitier receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom, Sarah Palin receives the NRA's Gold Medal Award of Merit for the Promotion of Gun Collecting, and the Jonas Brothers get a haircut on the Teen Choice Awards. Formidable Opponent - shouting people down at town hall meetings. Playing for Change perform "Stand by Me".

Kabc

Highland Trogon

Mark Davis

Mohammad Jahanara

Graeme Dott

Mark Boyle

Alfred Pearson (politician)

1973 in spaceflight

Target Demographic: Indian Doctors, Lick It For Ten

David Gray

I Know You Are But What Am I?

Joan Helena Barry

Jamie Burnett

Pleione fuscescens

Conan and Andy go canoeing, Trull Busters!, Noches de Pasion con Señor O'Brien

EmausBot

* Minnesota Twins

"To make a long story short, give Joe Biden a sedative. This is the Colbert Report."

Partitions of the Duchy of Pomerania

Mark Williams

Flashback, Trump-Trump's Putt-Putt, President of the Audience, Beer Pong: Jimmy vs. Serena

Brad Mills

Wirksworth Road

Competitive reality show

Jeremih becomes the Chicago Public Schools new spokesman. Yahweh or No Way - a Florida judge clears the way for government seizure of creationist theme park Dinosaur Adventure Land, President Obama's ancestors may have been posthumously baptized by Mormons, and a New Jersey federal corruption probe results in the arrest of politicians and 5 rabbis accused of money laundering and an Orthodox Jewish man accused of kidney trading. Movies That Are Destroying America - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Orphan, 2012, and Julie & Julia.

Lawst, Shared Experiences

Li Hang

Princeton Prof and White House poetry slam participant, Paul Muldoon hits Stephen with some of his words.
"When life deals you lemons, make scrambled eggs. I make the worst scrambled eggs. This is The Colbert Report."

Barry Pinches

Don Young, Susie Essman

Round 1

DGUSA Enter the Dragon

Take A Knee, Spelling Bee Pep Talk, Freestylin' With The Roots, Tony Hawk Skateboard Stunt, Jimmy & Justin Say Goodbye

USA Kentucky

Visszaesök

America's New Oprah, Pierre Bernard models a $5 million jockstrap

"Time heals all wounds. So if you're uninsured, get a watch. This is The Colbert Report."

A Message from Conan's Father, Mini-Dose of Joy: Puppies Dressed as Thanksgiving Dinner, Conan's Thanksgiving Dinner

Jimmy Cam, Roots and The Audience, Scumbag Animals, Briant Brinkman Interview

Ulvingen Island

Stephen criticizes Going Rogue, calling it "a steaming pile of shit" in The Word. In Threat Down, he names himself as a Threat, saying that he angered Quetzacoatl by calling him a pussy in 2005, and he refuses to apologize. He interviews Norah Jones, and she sings.

Johan

Method Man & Redman
Thank You Notes, Product Placement Preacher

Commot

Ibrahim the Mad

Daniel Wells

Joba Chamberlin Plays with The Roots, The Real Housewives Of Late Night - Episode 4, Butt Weight

Iraqi victory

Patrick Wallace

"By the way, when's Daylight Savings Time start?"

Kings of Leon

"Dick Cheney's coming out with his memoirs - and good news, just reading it violates the Geneva Convention. This is The Colbert Report."

Stephen Lee

Eric Hoffman gets kidnapped by Nike personnel, Conan visits the prop house, Noches de Pasion con Señor O'Brien
Jamie Foxx

2010 Masters (snooker)

Pete Yorn

U.S. Open Ball Boy Tryouts, Freestylin' With The Roots, Mixing Drinks with Rachel Maddow

Best of 19 frames

Dominic Dale

Stephen proves he's fair and balanced by giving favorable news coverage of Barack Obama killing a fly.

Cameron Diaz, Johnny Strange

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Then beat 'em. They'll never see it coming. This is The Colbert Report."

1983 in spaceflight

"Hey, Lady Liberty! Isn't it time you settled down and found yourself a man?" "This is The Colbert Report."

Van Morrison

"It's official: highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi mind trick. This is The Colbert Report."

Saikat Ali

Conan at the Foley stage, Glen Campbell's mugshot, Conan's Tabloid Moment

Films directed by Zsolt Kézdi-Kovács

Marcus Campbell

Billings

Bat for Lashes

"This is Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando. Broadcasting from Camp Victory, Baghdad, Iraq."

Flo Rida

Roman Catholic

1961 in spaceflight

Henry Joseph Murphy

Waacstats

AroundTheGlobe

Ricky Walden

Shaun Murphy

Dae Gu

Enter The Dragon 2011

Stuart Pettman

"If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex? This is The Colbert Report."

Timbaland with Nelly Furtado and SoShy

Allison!

1955 in spaceflight

Jerry Peters, Philip Bailey, Terri McFaddin

Colbert wishes Abraham Lincoln a happy 200th birthday. He then discusses Shepard Fairey suing the AP over the Barack Obama "Hope" poster and interviews David Ross and his brother, Ed Colbert, about it. In "The DaColbert Code," he predicts who will win Oscars. Colbert then interviews Adam Gopnik about the similarities between Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin. Finally, he bids farewell to Conan O'Brien.

Original moon-landing footage plus ALF, Mike Merrit's Inner Thoughts, America's Nicest Bathroom, Twitter Tracker

Colbert briefly mentions Treasury Secretary-designate Timothy Geithner not paying some of his taxes. In the "Cold War Update," he talks about Russia and Cuba. He then discusses some Great Britain people that are eating squirrels and puts "Limey Squirrel Eaters" "On Notice." Finally, Colbert interviews Niall Ferguson about economics.

Wagon Wheel Canyon

Uncle Kracker

Tony Drago

Billy Ray Cyrus Twitter Video, Kirk's Columbus Day Song, Name That Tune with Kathie Lee Gifford
Late Night Timeline, Freestylin' With The Roots

Countess Gisele

"A house divided against itself cannot stand, but it's worth squat in this market anyway. This is The Colbert Report."

*Pleione fimbriata (Lindl.) Kuntze (1891)

Death of Michael Jackson, Mark Sanford, Census, Jeff Goldblum, Nova scienceNOW

Yobot

Mark Joyce

A Blood Pledge/Suicide Pact (film)

Deon Cole

Павел Владимирович Яковлев

Keep It Real: Everything You Need to Know About Researching and Writing Creative Nonfiction

Hillary Clinton on the Newark feud, Andy's Advice to Levi Johnston, Yo Jay-Z Buy NBC

Have Your Cake And Eat It, Too
Colbert congratulates one of his writers on the birth of his son. He then discusses an online database that allows searches for concealed weapon permits in Tennessee. In "Better Know a District," he profiles Wyoming's At-large congressional district and speaks with its Congresswoman, Cynthia Lummis. Finally, Colbert briefly interviews Lisa Hannigan, who then performs her song, "I Don't Know."

Anthony Hamilton

1974 in spaceflight

Breaking Weather News, Newark feud update, Conan Freckle Registry commercial

Barry Hawkins

GliderMaven

American

ZIP codes

Ralph Scozzafava, Chairman & CEO

Michael Schlow

Colbert complains that he didn't win the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. He then discusses a bill that would give the District of Columbia voting rights and speaks with Eleanor Holmes Norton about it. He then talks about a segment on Glenn Beck's show in which Beck's eyes were featured in close-up, which causes Colbert to show his colonoscopy. Finally, he interviews Stephen Pinker about the human genome.

"Horacio", Air Drum Contest

All-American college football player, professional football player, placekicker, high school football coach

Letters Home, Extreme Audience Makeunder

artist

Shanna Jackson

Fortdj33

Michael White

Learning Together For The Future

Hot Dog In A Hole - Full House Edition

Malcolm Mackenzie Ross

BG19bot

Coelogyne

Harvard Medical School's James Tolbert Shipley Prize for best published research in 1979. Received research grants for his work from various organizations.

Lieutenant General Charles Jacoby pays a visit to the Colbert Nation, which is coincidently in Iraq for the time being.

Peter Lines

Chief Medical Officer of Life Technologies Corporation

David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik

Tonight Show Mini-Dose of Joy , Celebrity Survey

US Club

Liang Wenbo

Thing of Beauty.jpg

Rush Limbaugh Karaoke, Thank You Notes

1952 in spaceflight

Local Market Promos, Beef Solvers
Mike Spinner

Wolfer68

Isidore robot

Cancelled

Round 3

2009 Shanghai Masters

Smooth Operators, The Amazing Kreskin Demo

Coelogyne flaccida

5th Independent Battery Indiana Light Artillery

NBC Rumors List, Detroit Job, Gatorade Andy, Deon Cole on racial terms

"TGIF: Thank God It's Fursday. This is The Colbert Report."
"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining---pee on my leg and tell me you love me. This is The Colbert Report."

yes

I Am Gold

Bark Week, Obama's AFTRA Message, Celebrity Survey

Otacílio Pires de Camargo

Andrew Gellman, Arne Duncan

Ju-On: The Grudge (video game)

"I don't sugarcoat the news; I drench it in high-fructose corn syrup. This is The Colbert Report."

Noppadol Sangnil

Emmy nomination announcements. Supreme Court neutrality. Cheating Death - diabetes, sports medicine, pain management

Halloween Lamp, Ultimate Mustache Fighter - Stache Bash II Stubble Trubble

Obama's health care speech, Twitter is down!, Conan, Please Blow Up My Car! contest plug, In the Year 3000

Stephen wraps up his stay in Iraq with Command Sergeant Major Frank Grippe.

Robert Is Bothered, Ultimate Mustache Fighter 3 - Brimley Vs. Shalit, Taylor Lautner Mini-Bike Race
David Cook

1981 in spaceflight

Pro-Marijuana ad, Checking in on Max in Europe, The Tonight Show Tour-riffic Tram-tacular!, Celebrity Survey

1989 in spaceflight

Coelogyne casta

Battle of Khorramshahr

New State Quarters, Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant

*Coelogyne primulina Barretto (1990)

MusicalGuests

Matthew

Stuart Bingham

Neutral Man's Burden

"Big Fun"

Robert Maurice Alers Hankey

Total prize fund

Audience Plugs, Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant

Phn229

Coelogyne cumingii

1957 in spaceflight

A message from All on TV, Conan takes Pierre Bernard out to a Greek diner, A rebuttal from Conan's father, Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog at the Bonnaroo Music Festival

Broyhill Furniture

Matthew Leitch

Sandstein

Coelogyne cristata

Clonixic acid; CBA 93626

Yakovlev

Learning Is Fundamental

Joanna Wright

1977 in spaceflight

Velan, Chris

Mixed

Green Day

Coelogyne fuerstenbergiana

Sarah Palin's Going Rogue: Goes Rogue, Shock Absorbers - New York Giants, Cheech & Chong - Song
GM Basketball Rejection, Osboune Identity, Lick It For Ten

General Ray Odierno steps up to the plate to be Stephen's first guest in Iraq.
"I retain all my vitamins because I am always steamed. This is The Colbert Report."
Don't Ask Don't Tell
Afghan presidential election, 2009, Archie proposes to Veronica, Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger, The Evolution of God
Mark Johnson

America's New Oprah, Special Thanksgiving edition of Twitter Tracker

Schltr.

Rational quadratic covariance

Andy'll Try It!: CJ Jeans and electric paper airplane launcher
Original moon-landing footage plus Mr. T, Pet Airways, Slim Jim Shortage, Conan gives Jordan Schlansky apartment advice

–/3

2010 Welsh Open (snooker)

"My BFF" by Paris Hilton

The Tonight Show Holiday Card , A Song for the Mormons

"Let's play Rock-paper-scissors. Mail in your answers, and we'll see who won. This is The Colbert Report."

Arnold Schwarzenegger television ad, Bob Costas's Barack Obama interview, The Tonight Show Band run their own car wash, Interview with Bernie Madoff's prison consultant, Andy'll Try It!: Lady Gaga's flame-shooting bra

Got a New Love

Thank You Notes, Wheel Of Carpet Samples, Charades with Julianna Margulies

"I can prove the free market works: the Yankees won the World Series. This is The Colbert Report."

Ben Woollaston

footballer

Bobbing for Tamiflu, Flashback Guy Returns

Murphy

Conan at the focus group, Twitter Tracker

Untitledmind72

Einsteinbud

Dance Your Hat And Gloves Off, You Lie

Walkerma

"I hate to pet myself on the back, so I have my assistant do it. This is The Colbert Report."

Ronny Nilsen

Marco Fu

"It's my way or the tollway. No free rides. This is The Colbert Report."
Leymah Gbowee

Tuxtilla

Volcano Sacrifice, The Lingerer

Stephen Hendry

Mississippi State

"Hey, Bartlett's, here's a quotation: 'Put me in your book, or you're a jerk.' This is The Colbert Report."

Adele

Bjorn Haneveer

Windows narrator

Jimmy Robertson

Count Franz Joseph

left

Éva Kármentő

"Is this a wand in my pocket, or am I just happy to see the new Harry Potter movie? This is The Colbert Report."

Target Demo: Balds, Cell Phone Shootout, Project Natal Demo

Mexican Drug Law, Meeting Universal Neighbors

Ipod Playlist, Empty Your Pockets

Princess Elizabeth of Bavaria, ,known as Princess of Bavaria till 1918

Clonixin

Western India Automobile Association (WIAA)

DGUSA

Boleyn

Fonzie and Tom Cruise at Lakers parade, Conan brings in huge statue, Casting for NBC's new film

Saikat

Slogan

Jimmy Michie

Leonard Caston

Andy Hicks

The Ecclesbourne School

Stephen Maguire

Sport in Tatarstan

Country

Right-arm medium

auto

Thank You Notes, The Real Housewives of Late Night - Episode 5, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Laser Duel

oly appearances

Neil Robertson

Forbidden Relations

Conan's head injury

RjwilmsiBot

Audience Plugs

Derek Lee (baseball)

Best of 9 frames

An armed Iranian woman guarding a mosque during Iraqi invasion of Khorramshahr in September–October 1980.

Location of the municipality in Veracruz

Colbert talks about President Obama's interview on Al Arabiya. In "Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.," he discusses lung health, weight loss and corporate health. He then "interviews" Bill O'Reilly about Caroline Kennedy withdrawing from consideration for Hillary Clinton's former Senate seat using clip editing. Next, Colbert interviews Philippe Petit about his experiences as a tightrope walker. Finally, Colbert's prisoner returns and he reluctantly sets him free again.
"No, thanks, loose leaf paper, I prefer abstinence leaf paper, you whore! This is The Colbert Report."
"Hey, Amazon! Congratulations on that new Kindle. Now we play the waiting game. This is The Colbert Report."
"Bathing suit season is right around the corner ... for you prudes who wear them. This is the Colbert Report."

Iranian hostage situation

Rory McLeod

1984 in spaceflight

Bovineboy2008

Countess Valerie

Jennie Melville

iPhone Apps, Rush Limbaugh Karaoke, Beer Shuffleboard: Jimmy vs. Ryan Reynolds

Adam Lambert

Distinguished unit citations

Disneyland cutbacks, Conan Goes to the Universal Studios Gift Shop, Prisoners Working on The Tonight Show, A rebuttal from Conan's father
Newly discovered Mozart song , Michael Phelps Blew Off the Pope, Max Is Back!, Ashton Kutcher and Bob Saget try to get into the studio, Conan, Please Blow Up My Car! contest introduction

Dave Harold

None

*Cymbidium speciosissimum D. Don
*Pleione speciosissima Kuntze

Li Yan

Enter the Dragon 2009

1976 in spaceflight

List of Late Night with Conan O'Brien episodes

Ken Doherty

"It's Ash Wednesday. For Lent, I'm giving up listening. This is The Colbert Report."
Hippie Replacement

German footballer

The Michael Vick Project, Conan interviews Ajay Bhatt
Drunken Dumbledore, Mini-Dose of Joy: Puppies Dressed as the Nativity scene, Conan and Andy on the Aisle

The Swede Hereafter

The Tonight Show Tour-iffic Tram-tacular! , Black Drinking Day with Deon Cole

"Twitter went down today. If only there was some short, shallow, self-indulgent way to express my horror. This is The Colbert Report."

Hot Dog In A Hole - Twilight Edition, Troy Polamalu Tackling Demo with January Jones, Beer Pong - January Jones

Breaking Weather News, Celebrity Survey
Dhani Harrison

Zsolt Kezdi-Kovacs

Coelogyne fuscescens

Kamel Sajid

The All-American Rejects

Alexsautographs

First Battle of Khorramshahr

Strikehold

Piotrus

Let's Get Quizzical, Target Demographics: Jersey Shore D-Bags

Municipality and town

w/o

"No Man Is an Island, but I have one hell of a peninsula. This is The Colbert Report."

Distorted Obama message, Forged Obama birth certificate, Conan & Andy on the Aisle
Parking Lot Shootout, Classic Tonight Show Moment, staff writer Deon Cole declares Conan a pimp

Facebook Status, Roots Audience Songs Vol.2

Joe Delaney

Canadian singer-songwriter

Health Care Town Hall - Warm Up, Letters Home

Matthew Crawford

You Were Loved

American baseball player

Auguste, Princess Adalbert of Bavaria

"All proceeds from tonight's show go to a worthy cause: my advertisers. This is The Colbert Report."

Stanley R. Jaffe

Coelogyne esquirolii

Ezaz Ahmed

French town bans circus elephants from beach, anti-Obama items sold on eBay, world population projected to reach 7 billion in 2011, Chris Matthews running for Senate, The Kennedy Brothers documentary

Hair

Rineyville

true

Slow Jam The News, iPhone Apps, Penn & Teller Magic Trick

Out Of The Closet

Ezhiki

Thank You Notes, I Bet You Didn't Think That Would Happen

Ranking event

Idingen

Philip Bailey, Teri DeSario Purse

Jim Anthony

Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, Sergeant Robin Balcom, Specialist Tareq Salha

Solange

Blackwashing
"Hey, codebreakers, here's a hint: try harder! This is The Colbert Report."

Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant, Going Green PSAs

Keeping Our Heads

*Coelogyne padangensis J.J. Sm. & Schltr. (1911)

1953 in spaceflight

Skysmith

Thank You Notes

Conan and Andy's Cialis commercial, Countdown to Mayor Booker

FrescoBot

FC Rubin Kazan managers

1970 in spaceflight

1951 in spaceflight

John Leguizamo, Jeff Musial, Dr. Oz

Robert Milkins

Wax Conan Around the Office, Twitter Tracker

Villa Aldama

Thank You Notes, Intern Contest Reveal

Pleione fuscescens (Lindl.) Kuntze (1891)

Alexi Lalas, Kevin Mattson

Phoenix

Ryan Day

Zsolt Kézdi-Kovács

Cburnett

Failla

"Hey, has anybody seen my bathwater? I may have accidentally thrown something out with it. This is The Colbert Report."
"Scotch Tape, either change your name or get me drunk. I nearly choked last night. This is The Colbert Report."

Vampire Weekend

I Want To Know You

BrownHairedGirl

The Fray
Cobra Starship with Estelle

A.K.Nole

Michael Holt

The-Dream

Barry Manilow

"You can make an omelette without breaking eggs - it's just a really bad omelette. This is The Colbert Report."

Slow Jam the News, Beaming into the Studio, Martha Stewart Craft Demo

Liberal Party of Canada

Coelogyne fleuryi Gagnep.

Velcro Christmas Tree, Cash4Sex.com commercial

Zany (horse)

*Pleione longibracteata (Hook.f.) Kuntze (1891)

Alfred

Failla, Clayton

William Aston (disambiguation)

Albanian-language writers

Colbert briefly comments on Caroline Kennedy withdrawing from consideration for Hillary Clinton's former Senate seat. He then talks about President Obama and Chief Justice Roberts redoing the oath of office. In "Un-American News: President Obama Edition," he discusses the world's reaction to Obama's inauguration. Next, in "Better Know a Lobby," he speaks with Benjamin Jealous about the NAACP. Finally, Colbert interviews Jon Meacham about Andrew Jackson and his book, American Lion.
Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich discuss details of health care reform which don't appear in the bill. Cold War Update - President Obama turns off the electronic ticker at the diplomatic headquarters in Havana, Cuba runs low on toilet paper, and Vladimir Putin appears shirtless. Better Know a District profiles Maine's 1st district with Chellie Pingree.

Kaldari

iPhone Apps, Air Drums, Beer Pong: Jimmy vs. Ivanka

"Congratulations, Kate Plus 8, sorry, Jon plus none. This is The Colbert Report."

SPA! Weekly

The Tonight Show Tour-iffic Tram-tacular!

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame you on again. I am shameless. This is The Colbert Report."

Wirbel

Robert Is Bothered, Beef Solvers, Beatles Rock Band: Derby

Security Fluffer Commercial, List of Red Flags, Audience Plugs
Hangin' with Hayes, Swine Flu PSA

Pavel Yakovlev

Skip Scarborough

"Birds of a feather stick together, especially after they've flown into your glue trap. This is The Colbert Report."
Bohemian Grove

WildCherry06

Paris Hilton's Dubai BFF

Ian McCulloch

*Pleione flaccida (Lindl.) Kuntze (1891)

1985 in spaceflight

The end of Michael Jackson coverage. Stephen's Sound Advice - How to bork a nominee. Paul Rieckhoff

Pussycat Dolls

Mugshots of Conan, Law & Order talkshow, Conan & Slash buy guitar, Norm Macdonald's Rock of Love, Norm Plus One

Cygnis insignis

Mortagne River

Slow Jam the News, 7th Floor West - Episode 2, Chattanooga Results
Slow Jam the News: Healthcare, Real Animals Fake Arms, Rejected Transformers Catchphrases, Tiger Woods Wii Golf Game

Taco Bell chihuahua tribute, Dodgers trivia , Conan's Tabloid Moment, Interview with an NRA spokesperson

Matthew Broderick, Sean Avery, Spencer and Heidi Pratt

Paul Billings

Fox' depiction of Barack Obama's first pitch at the All-Star game, Lindsey Graham asks Sonia Sotomayor questions, Obamanopoly, Knight Rider studio, Celebrity Misquotes

Peter Ebdon

RadU

Countess Elisabeth

Viacom reports a 2nd quarter profit fall, Stephen cuts costs and takes on roommate Frank. Media coverage of the Henry Louis Gates incident. "Stephen Colbert's Sports Report" - Lance Armstrong doesn't win the Tour de France, and Japan invents a robotic baseball pitcher and batter

Who Cares Hindenburg, Lick It for Ten, Matt Lauer and the Deer
Thank You Notes, Brannock Foot-Measuring Device, Unicycle with Eddie Izzard

Steve Davis

Aaron Carroll

Adil Abukayevich Ibragimov

Bromance Novels, Save The Bankers, Beef Solvers, Jimmy and Cameron Dance-Off
Keane

Cydebot

Herb Sandler

Halloween Mini-Dose of Joy: Puppies Dressed as Frankenstein, Deon Cole at Halloween Horror Nights, Dennis Anderson smashes Don Young's giant pumpkin with Gravedigger
Michael McDonald

Furniture Brands International, Inc.

David Wondrich, Kurt Andersen

The Ting Tings

Mike Merrit's Inner Thoughts, Andy goes to Announcer school, Twitter Tracker

Left

DISC (band)

1954 in spaceflight

fiba zone

Sandra Bullock, The Little League World Series Champions

Obama's response to the Henry Louis Gates incident and Teachable moments. "Womb Raiders" - Obama's birth certificate. Interview with Orly Taitz on the birther movement

Matthew Stevens

Dale

Adolphsheide

Derbyshire

Grand Old Pity Party

Head Swap, Obama Facial Expressions
Shared Experiences, People Impressions, Turbo Tax

Bugs' Bunny

Castro

1959 in spaceflight

?uestions, Facebook Status Updates

The Wonders of His Love

Dance Your Hat & Gloves Off, Brawl on the Mall, Three-Point Shootout with Christopher Meloni

Charles Lindbergh

Chad Daniels

Andrew Norman

Stephen

Late Night Timelines, Cell Phone Shootout

CCFF33

Uninhabited

John bradford fisher

Concurrent computer

Jason Aldean

Countess Otto of Seefried and Buttenheim

3069 Heyrovsky

1956 in spaceflight

Shared Experiences, Yacht Rock, Foam Noodles with Kristen Wiig

Derek Lee

"America, here is my stimulus package: Hello, ladies. This is The Colbert Report."

Rod Lawler

Michael Judge

Superdry clothing

Shared Experiences, Basketball Overtime

"It's the year of the Ox. Good. I was getting sick of eating Rat. This is The Colbert Report."

Tom Ford

Colbert talks about Michael Steele's troubles within the Republican Party. He then urges people to keep voting for his name to be on a new module on the International Space Station and discusses India and Iran's space plans. He then speaks, via satellite, to William Gerstenmaier about the Kepler Mission. Next, Colbert worries his coffee intake has been causing hallucinations. Finally, he interviews Jay Keasling about engineering bacteria to produce fuel.
Mark Devlin

Prouvy, France

Salt Lake City, Utah

Final

Uzbekistan

Wizardman

Jimmy's Failed Sitcoms, Do The Right Bing, Jarod Miller's Animals

Spaceflight before 1951

Rich jj

changed

Promotional appearance by Jeff Goldblum.
"Barack Obama is sending each senior citizen 250 dollars, inside 50 birthday cards. This is The Colbert Report."

Last 16

Colbert discusses the inauguration of Barack Obama and speaks with P.K. Winsome. In "Stephen's Sound Advice," he tells Obama how to appear more "Lincoln-ish." Next, he interviews Jabari Asim about his book, What Obama Means. Finally, Colbert decides he is black because, along with other African Americans, Obama's inauguration meant something to him.

Princess Elisabeth of Bavaria

Colbert cheers for his 500th episode. In honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, he introduces the day's new mascot, Dreamy. He then discusses President Bush's legacy. Next, he interviews Frank Rich about Bush's presidency. Christine Ebersole then sings a farewell tribute to President Bush and his supporters. Finally, Colbert talks about the boiling frog story and places a frog skeleton on his shelf in honor of President Bush's last day.
Anderson Cooper's Michael Jackson exclusive, Climate change, Lost Treasures of Babylon

Stanning

Real Housewives Of Late Night - Episode 2, Shuffleboard Game with Ryan Reynolds

Jimmy White

Canadian politician

Mike Bones

Daughtry

C. fuerstenbergiana

"Hey, hold your horses. Even horses need to be held sometimes. This is the Colbert Report."

*Coelogyne fimbriata var. annamica Finet ex Gagnep. (1919)

Jesus Christ (Woody Guthrie song)

Colbert berates Steve Martin for walking through his line of sight. In "Yahweh or No Way," he talks about Super Bowl XLIII, Fred Milani and Pope Benedict XVI. In "Who's Not Honoring Me Now," Colbert complains he hasn't won a Newbery Medal or the Bocuse d'Or, but feels good about his chances to win a Grammy Award. Finally, he interviews Steve Martin about his career and challenges him to a "read-off" and a "'Dueling Banjos'-off." The phrase next to Colbert in the opening credits changes to "SEVEN-INCH GANGLY WRENCH".
"I say potahto — end of story. This is The Colbert Report."

Donald Robin Alers Hankey

Canadian Parliamentary Flag Program

Frances Stuart-Menteth

"Frank, what are you doing? This is The Colbert Report."

Obama Facial Expressions, Hot Dog In A Hole

2009 UK Championship (snooker)

Naude, Johan

Adrian Gunnell

Tuning In Late To The News, Icy cold stare from Ice Cube, Triumph visits a dog spa

"Remember, when you hear the secret word, scream real loud. Tonight's secret word: Shhh. This is The Colbert Report."
Jim Rogers electrifies The Colbert Report when the Duke Energy CEO joins Stephen for a chat.

Angus Konstam
Konstam, Angus

Belarusian People's Front

Derrek Lee

Post-Apocalyptic Andy Rooney, Lick It For $10 - Thanksgiving Edition

Colbert talks about Chief Justice Roberts incorrectly reciting President Obama's oath of office. He then discusses the 2012 presidential election and speaks with Chuck Todd via satellite about the Republican front-runners' chances. Next, he shows a video he created using a fan-made audio remix of his interview with Lawrence Lessig. Finally, Colbert interviews Elizabeth Alexander about poetry.

Naude

above

Facebook Status Updates, Jimmy & Mayor Bloomberg at 108, Rejected Chair, IVOD
CC6699

1980 in spaceflight

Memo Boztepe

Antiretrovirals

Slow Jam The News, 12 Days Of Christmas Sweaters Day 7, Jewey Fallon

Korean U-18 League

Brunt Double

Wheel of Carpet Samples
Cellphone Shootout, ?uestions, Ping Pong with Olivia Munn

Johan Naude

Abulhassan Banisadr

Dwayne Perkins

Brad Mills (pitcher)

Tonight Show Traffic-copter, Conan's Super Mario Bros. backdrop, all the children born during Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Celebrity Survey

John Parrott

Jack Ingram

1966 in spaceflight

Globbet

Matthew Couch

"Sorry, uh.. the show's running long, I'm not gonna say anything here. Colbert Report."

Atthasit Mahitthi

Letters Home
Kirk's Election Day Song, Dance Your Hat & Gloves Off, Three-Point Shootout with Jason Sudeikis

Jtle515

joined fiba

Film director

1979 in spaceflight

"ER is off the air after 15 seasons. That's what you get with Obama's socialized medicine. This is The Colbert Report."

Smokey Robinson

Gay exorcism, Obama's promise to LGBT community, Prescription for America

Jeff Musial, January Jones, Troy Polamalu, Olubowale Folarin

Maxwell-Faraday equation

Share The Wealth

Right-handed batsman

Mexico

Andy'll Try It!: Conference bicycle, Noches de Pasion con Señor O'Brien

Stake high councilor

*Broughtonia linearis Wall. ex Hook.f. (1890)

"I'll never use steroids to get stronger; I just use them for the 'roid rage.' This is The Colbert Report."

Coelogyne fleuryi

2,100–3,000 initially

1965 in spaceflight

Father Cutie

Dale Castro

FC Rubin Kazan templates

'''Stephen Maguire

iPhone Apps, Chattanooga Wrap-Up, Statler & Waldorf , Universal Record Attempts, Jimmy's Record Attempt

Adil Ibragimov

Mills

AvocatoBot

"Good Life"

Studio album

tv series

Politicians About To Kiss, Audience iPod Playlist

"It's Saint Patrick's Day, so you can kiss my blarney stones. This is The Colbert Report."

iPod Playlists, Who Cares Hindenburg, "John Cena's Newest Movies", Rachel Maddow mixes a drink

1963 in spaceflight

Nilsen, Ronny

Right

WhisperToMe

"Congratulations to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on its 13 Oscar nominations. See? Americans do support torture. This is The Colbert Report."

wonders Pbailey.jpg
He Don't Lie

George William Stivers

George W. Bush, Senator Jim Webb, Sergeant Major Frank Grippe
"Hey, I must be an athlete! I have the same number of wins as the New Jersey Nets. This, this is The Colbert Report."
Risks of texting while driving. Discussion of the upcoming elections in Afghanistan and interview with James Carville. Alpha Dog of the Week - Betty Lichtenstein of Connecticut awards herself a fake Nurse of the Year award from a non-existent organization at a phony awards ceremony.

O and Joe, Downstairs Neighbors, Local News

Huo siyan

*Pleione chinensis Kuntze (1891)

Hank Williams, Jr.

Coelogyne lawrenceana

Grand Old Purity

Robert Hankey, 2nd Baron Hankey

Merry Barackmas - Obama's 48th birthday. The 40th anniversary of the Woodstock Festival. David Wondrich discusses the history of cocktails and introduces the Colbert Bump cocktail.

Saved By The Bell Reunion Update, 7th Floor West - Episode 5, iPhone Warm-Up, Lick It For Ten: Kelly Ripa

New NBC Show, CoCo Does Porno, Classic Tonight Show Moment, Conan Sells the Show, Andy's Letter

Derek

Best of 11 frames

Mat Kearney

Stephen Rowlings

Mehmet Boztepe

Mandy Moore

God Is Love

Paul Billings, MD, PhD, FACP, FACMG

Gene93k

"I'm sittn' in the cat bird seat. Sorry, cat bird, you should have called 'savesies'. This is The Colbert Report."

Billings, Paul

Eye of the Beholder (disambiguation)

Juston McKinney
Sheryl Crow

Lapsed Pacifist

"Ninety percent of US currency has traces of cocaine on it. That should boost our exchange rate. This is The Colbert Report."

American film producer

barrister, judge

Un Drame Musical Instantane

Dr. Blofeld

Quarter-finals

"Christmas is coming, the goose's cholesterol count is through the roof. I am really worried about him. This is The Colbert Report."

List of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien episodes

Best of 7 frames

V7DXN0M42R

Kooza from Cirque du Soleil
Classic Tonight Show Moment, Norm Macdonald brings Conan a gift basket

Screenwriter

Audience Endorsement, Goldblum Endorsement, Obama expressions, Who Cares Hindenburg

William Shatner reads Levi Johnston quotes, Conan hangs out with Wing Pang

zone appearances

ChrisGualtieri

Leitch

Úrsulo Galvan

"Don't put off until tomorrow what your team of personal assistants can do today. This is The Colbert Report."

Clayton

Warriner, Edgar

Sketch Endings, Jimmy's Businessman Dunk

Colbert discusses the relationship between the media and President Bush and interviews David Gregory about it. In "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger," he wags his finger at the New York Mets, tips his hat to PETA and wags his finger at Clearwater, Florida police. Finally, Colbert interviews Shepard Fairey about designing the Barack Obama "HOPE" poster.

Julian Casablancas

*Pleione flaccida Kuntze
*Coelogyne esquirolii Schltr.
*Coelogyne flaccida var. longiracemosa Roeth

Ronny

Lyubertsy, Russian SFSR

Lee Spick

Mike Merritt's Inner Thoughts, Andy on Celebrity Jeopardy!

Scottish historian and author

Jarod Miller

nationals

Disneyland Shanghai map, Andy'll Try It: Neckline Slimmer and Facial Flex

Robert Pattinson vs. Daniel Radcliffe, Lick It for Ten

wc medals

1972 in spaceflight

Classic Tonight Show Moment, Deon Cole declares Conan is black

Yusuf
Jonas Brothers

Kelsey Grammer, Major Brian Dennis and Nubs

Bad Calenders, Cell Phone Shootout, Grapefruit Bowling

Postdlf

Lee Page

Stephen Keeling

*Broughtonia linearis Wall. ex Lindl. (1830)

Location within the state of Kentucky

Toronto Blue Jays

Locked & Loathed

GM's New Cars, Animals With Fake Arms, Jimmy's Degree, Jimmy Hangs Diploma, Randy Jackson "Midnight Special"

Enter the Dragon 2011

Weezer

Primergrey

Addbot

Cilinho

Velcro Christmas Tree, Andy's video game voice-over, Deon Cole on The Princess and the Frog

British diplomat

Tonight Show Flash Mob, New Years Resolutions, In the Year 3000
Conan meets the neighbors, Tonight Show Traffic-copter

Slow Jam the News: North Korea, Alien Domestic Dispute, Michael Emerson reads Little Boy Blue

Unknown civilian casualties

Judd Trump

Strikeouts

Cuchullain

SporkBot

"A broken clock is right twice a day. So go out and get yourself 720 clocks. This is The Colbert Report."

Orix Buffaloes

Rice Stadium

Let Freedom Ka-Ching

RD6-score

Brittle naiad

Karim Sadjadpour, Maria Shriver

Conan Cleans Pools

Bangladesh

Fergal O'Brien

Late Night Green Night Eco-Jam, Wheel of Carpet Samples, Kristen Stewart Football Throws

The moon landing anniversary. Proposed torture prosecutions. Better Know A Lobby - ACORN
Obama's health care plan and The Matrix. The "ThreatDown:" - 4. The US Senate!, 3. Henry Louis Gates!, 2. Bill Gates!, 1. Unemployed Wilford Brimley!

Make Us One

Audience Orientation Video, Empty Your Pockets

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Billboard Hot Dance Club Play number-one single

Elisabeth Marie Auguste Princess of Bavaria

Thank You Notes, Do The Right Bing

"Hey, blessings in disguise, what are you hiding? This is The Colbert Report."

Small boat operations

Brendan O'Donoghue

mills-001bra

Cymbidium speciosissimum

Monty Python

*Coelogyne chrysotropis Schltr. (1911)

ClueBot NG

FF4111

Parametric object

"Put your money where your mouth is, it's a lot safer than a bank. This is The Colbert Report."

OK Go

Wikipedyst

Thought Bubbles, Cell Phone Shootout

Iranians burning pictures of Obama, over-marketing of Obama, interview with P. K. Winsome, Milky Way Galaxy has been found to be about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy, national service.

Bradley Aaron Mills

*Coelogyne flaccida var. longiracemosa Roeth (2006)

David Sinnot

Robert Is Bothered, Think About It

Barack Obama heckled by Statler and Waldorf, Canada's Got Talent, Triumph at the Chabad Telethon

Tigres del Mexico

Obama Look Counter, Local Markets, Rand Vendor, Beer Pong: Jimmy vs. Anna

The Masque Of The Red Death

Access to amenities

The World According to Paris

Clayton Failla

Grizzly Bear

Chattanooga Tournament, Spoiler Alert, Audience Member Interview

Bermicourt

Still bay

Arthur Rubin

"Summer is in full swing. Hey, summer, consider a jockstrap. This is the Colbert Report."
Noncensus

Castle Stiebar, Gresten, Austria

Alice in Chains

Camp Bowie, Texas

Accidents and incidents involving the Lockheed L-188 Electra

Adil

Colbert briefly mentions President Obama installing a swing set outside the Oval Office. He then discusses various television pundits' reactions to the economic crisis and speaks with Jim Cramer about it. In "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger," he tips his hat to Rush Limbaugh, theoretically wags his finger at Sean Hannity and wags his finger at God. Finally, Colbert interviews Steven Berlin Johnson about his book, The Invention of Air.
"The Colbert Report will begin after this important message: This is The Colbert Report."

*Coelogyne longibracteata Hook.f. (1890)

All Time Low

Non-ranking event

Farced

Tonight Show Traffic-copter, The Interrupter

Morally Bankrupt

fiba ranking

1964 in spaceflight

Beef Solvers: Clay Aiken and Adam Lambert, Let Us Play with Your Look, Will Ferrell Intense Interview

Boztepe

Fall Out Boy
Susan Boyle Reaction, President of the Audience

Only You Biba! Kyabakura

Celebrity Survey, Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant

*Coelogyne xerophyta Hand.-Mazz. (1936)

Opswat

Centre

ThaddeusB

Let Us Play with Your Look, Beef Solvers

WAC

Alvaro

Celebrity Impressions, Steve Martin's Party Photos, Steve Martin & Paul Simon

m/millsbr02

*Pleione fimbriata Kuntze
*Broughtonia linearis Wall. ex Lindl.
*Coelogyne fuliginosa Lodd. ex Hook.
*Coelogyne longiciliata Teijsm. & Binn.
*Broughtonia linearis Wall. ex Hook.f.
*Pleione chinensis Kuntze
*Pleione fuliginosa Kuntze
*Coelogyne pallens Ridl.
*Coelogyne chrysotropis Schltr.
*Coelogyne padangensis J.J. Sm. & Schltr.
*Coelogyne fimbriata var. annamica Finet ex Gagnep.
*Coelogyne laotica Gagnep.
*Coelogyne xerophyta Hand.-Mazz.
*Coelogyne leungiana S.Y. Hu
*Coelogyne primulina Barretto
*Coelogyne arunachalensis H.J. Chowdhery & G.D. Pal

Cerabot

Best of 17 frames

"You snooze, you lose... unless it's a sleeping contest. This is the Colbert Report."

1986 in spaceflight

*Pleione fuliginosa (Lodd. ex Hook.) Kuntze (1891)

Ohconfucius

TV Show Mashups, Indy Driver Milk Chugging Contest, Beef Solvers, Surfing Simulater with Simon Baker

Skbkekas

Andy Samberg, Greg Proops, Jim Botsacos

studio

Big Fun

Barney Frank's response in a town hall meeting about health care reform, sugar shortage in the US, Colbert Platinum: AIG's CEO planned vacation, Taking Woodstock

Furniture Brands International

Depokote

The Money Shot

Freestylin' With The Roots, Rollerskating With Jane Krakowski

"Obama was on five shows this sunday morning: sounds like somebody hates church. This is The Colbert Report."
Symbol-Minded

Bangladeshi

Interview with Obama family, In the Year 3000, Penny designs

balls

Mogism

Cold opening with Conan O'Brien, Slow Jam the News, Target Demographics: Blonde Mothers from Connecticut, Lick It for Ten, Space Train - Robert De Niro

"If anyone at Comic-Con found a pair of dark brown Princess Leia pin-on buns with the initials S.C., they're not mine - but you can send them here. This is The Colbert Report."

Andy's vest made from leftover Halloween candy, Celebrity Survey

Chattanooga Skype and Pep Rally, Grad Students Spring Break

Yakovlev, Pavel Vladimirovich

"The hills are alive with the sound of WOLVES! RUN, MARIA! RUN! This is The Colbert Report."

Obama Supports Conan, Global Leaders Weigh In, Olympic Changes, Kenneth Interrupts, Learning About The News While On The News, Classic Tonight Show Moment

Moncton, New Brunswick

Alpatlahuac (municipality)

Move to LA, Greetings from Hillary Clinton, the letter "D" from the Hollywood Sign, Universal Studios tour tram, Conan's Ford Taurus

Stephen first talks to former presidential candidate Howard Dean about health care reform, and wraps up the evening by chatting with Dave Kilcullen about his new book, "The Accidental Guerilla."

*Coelogyne laotica Gagnep. (1930)

Walk-on (sport term)

2-(3-chloro-2-methylanilino)pyridine-3-carboxylic acid

Danny Henson

Pavel Vladimirovich Yakovlev

Denis Leary, Rob Mies

"Just 12 more hours until all those Bush countdown clocks explode. YOU FOOLS! This is The Colbert Report."
A Perfect World

I Will No Wise Cast You Out

Chicago

Obama's op-ed "Why We Need Health Care Reform", price of postage stamps, Better Know a District: Colorado's 2nd congressional district , climate change

Pleione cumingii

Promotional appearance by Jeff Goldblum. Simon Schama and Stephen discuss the author's new book, "The American Future: A History."

FC Zhemchuzhina-Kuban Sochi

Skip Scarborough, Philip Bailey, Tony Haynes

"Hey Navy Seals, why don't you take a crack at Captain Morgan? That guy made me feel like I was captive in a boat for 5 days. This is The Colbert Report."

C. flaccida

BD2412

Ibragimov, Adil

Imperial

Mild Bill Hiccup

"Mayor Bloomberg, congratulations on another term, sir! Unless you lost, in which case I never liked you. This is The Colbert Report."

Andy's motorized podium, Deon Cole on blackface

Jaffe

Guns, Credit, and Corn

Side two

"For NHL play-off highlights and scores: move to Canada. This is The Colbert Report."

The Dead Weather

Head Swap, Ultimate Mustache Fighting, Seth and Josh Meyers "Brother Trivia", Elevator Dodgeball - Fallon & Paul Vs. Meyers Brothers

Necrothesp

Governor Mark Sanford coverage. "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger" - a wag at Leon Panetta, tip to the Texas Board of Education, tip to straight penguins. Difference Makers - Senator Doug Jackson

Obama Facial Expressions, Ref Fan
Al Roker, Gary Vaynerchuk, Joshua Topolsky

NFL Made for TV Movie, Feminist Pornography

Kézdi-Kovács

Battle of Salerno

Conan vs. Newark

Cricket player

Norwegian javelin thrower

Henry Joseph

"The health care bill is out of committee. Hip Hip replacement! This is The Colbert Report."
You-Genics

Toppy The Topical Newspaper, Air Drum Contest

Alan McManus

Gparkes

Pearson

Who Cares Hindenberg

Vchimpanzee

Ali

Public

Sketches

Colbert celebrates Mardi Gras. He then reacts to the Dow Jones Industrial Average reaching its lowest level since 1997. In "Stephen Colbert's Bears & Balls," he discusses Sbarro, Six Flags and Muzak. In "Nailed 'Em," he profiles a man who was arrested for sharing a buffet. Finally, Colbert interviews Cliff Sloan about his new book, The Great Decision.

Shannon1

Integrity Tenacity Service

Mike Dunn

16th Tactical Reconnaissance Squadron

Passion Pit

Sam Baird

People's Impressions, Do The Right Bing

Actor

Lick It For $10 - Football Edition

Sing A New Song

Who Cares Hindenburg, 7th Floor West - Episode 1, Lick It for Ten Celebrity Edition: Drew Barrymore
Street Sweeper Social Club

W J Bean

Checking in on Max in Europe, The Tonight Show Kiss Cam, Andy and Mike's Beer Summit, Twitter Tracker

"Hey, did you read today's London Financial Times? Then why are you watching this show? This is The Colbert Report."

Shared Experiences
Facebook Status Updates, Real Animals, Fake Arms

Late-night Sonia Sotomayor nunchucks infomercial, Republican's negative Barack Obama ad, The Tonight Show Kiss Cam, Andy plays in the 2009 All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game
Sesame Street does health care, Tonight Show Hamster 500

Benny 23

Howcheng

Slow Jam The News, Real Housewives Of Late Night - Episode 1
New Reality Shows, Target Demo - 5th Year Seniors

Jordan Brown

Obama Facial Expressions, John Madden Karaoke

Brad-Mills-1

Rabo3

"Hey, Dr. Manhattan, where's your glowing blue medical degree? This is The Colbert Report."

Slow Jam The News, Empty Your Pockets

SmackBot

CD maxi

YUL89YYZ

"Tonight's the all-star game. But don't let the exciting name fool you - it's still baseball. This is The Colbert Report."
"Hey, former GM CEO Rick Wagner, if you're looking for a job: I need someone to stand in my parking space. This is The Colbert Report."

Film director, Screenwriter

Playing for Change

Bernie's Bucket List, Demon PA, Letters Home, Diggnation Twitter Stunt

I Do, You Don't

In the Year 3000

March 1958

Madonna Of The Rocks

Lupus648

Jimmy Fallon Dance Challenge Winner, Hot Dog In The Hole: World Leaders Edition
Jason Bateman, 50 Cent, Meghan Rickey, Cheyne Whitney

William Shatner reads Levi Johnston's tweets, Conan talks via satellite to two gay fishermen
NOTE: Larry Bird appears via satellite, a first for the current iteration of The Tonight Show.

Rejected Call Of Duty Characters, Celebrity Man Boobs

Cirque du Soleil Zumanity

Johntá Austin Discography

Youngamerican

George Duke, Philip Bailey

The Lord Hankey

Loyal Opposition

Phi Beta Sigma

Prop Auction, Punch Line Dancers

Pleione flaccida

Spyvate Sector

Pleione longibracteata

"The Colbert Report is filmed before whatever follows it. This is The Colbert Report."

Sleep American, the Appalachian Trail Visitors' Bureau, Universal Studio's King Kong attraction, A Message from All on TV, In the Year 3000

"If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, send it back, it's a little undercooked. This is The Colbert Report."

Conan Saves Megan Fox, Before Photoshop

1958 in spaceflight

Who Cares Hindenburg, Cell Phone Shootout, Late Night End Zone Celebrations with Chad Ochocinco

*Pleione speciosissima (D. Don) Kuntze (1891)

Niceguyedc

Dubai Tower Elevator Chat, Learning Na'vi, Celebrity Survey

Magazine Mash-Up, Amanda Atmosphere, Gadsden Purchase Guy, Gadget Demo

Blue and Black Lager Fake Ad, William Shatner reading Sarah Palin's tweets, Conan House-Hunts with Jordan Schlansky

Letters Home, Neil Young Sings Fresh Prince

Enter the Dragon 2010

British actor

LEGO Creator: Knights Kingdom

Shoutouts, Jimmy Learns To Luge

*Coelogyne arunachalensis H.J. Chowdhery & G.D. Pal (1997)

Moral Outrage, America's New Oprah. Lance Armstrong makes a cameo appearance via satellite during Stiller's interview.

"I thought March was supposed to go out like a lamb. Where's my mint jelly? This is The Colbert Report."

Swine Flu PSAs, New Fall Trends
Switchfoot

Continuation

*Pleione cumingii (Lindl.) Kuntze (1891)

Morro (software)

Side one

Ocean Of Storms

"Let's agree to disagree with anybody who disagrees with me. This is The Colbert Report."
"Quitters never win. Unless they're competing in a quitting contest. This is The Colbert Report."

Celebrity Fireworks, Mark Sanford Karaoke, Questlove Afro Pick Record, Cameron Diaz Intense Interview

Степан Максимович Петриченко

Edgar Warriner

Count Otto of Seefried and Buttenheim

Tryde

Art Forest

Armbrust

Tiger Woods joke caddy, Celebrity Survey
Celebrity Trap , Before Photoshop

Coelogyne fimbriata

The Lonely Island
Thank You Notes, HR3200 Infomercial, Bob Saget Driving PSA

"My show is suitable for ages 9 to 99. After that you're Willard Scott's problem. This is The Colbert Report."
"Today's Colbert Club kids' activity - color in more of my hair! This is The Colbert Report."

Enter The Dragon

Brazilian football manager

1968 in spaceflight

Social Accounting Matrices

Conan, Please Blow Up My Car! - Submissions

C. cumingii

Joe Swail

Learning About the News While on the News, Conan Works at Best Buy, Conan's Tabloid Moment

Wheel of Carpet Samples, Real Names Real Jobs

Zsolt Kézdi Kovács

Texas congresswoman Sheila Jackson-Lee takes a phone call during a cancer survivor's question at a town hall meeting. Glenn Beck loses sponsors over his comments on the President. Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. - Spinal Health - spinal injuries in rats mended by blue M&M's, Vitamins - U.S. children lacking vitamin D due to TV and computers, Women's Health - Wyeth Pharmaceuticals found to have hired ghost writers to author papers downplaying the risks of taking hormones for menopausal women. Mark Devlin discusses launching the BLAST telescope using weather balloons.

John of Reading

Trip valve

Putin Photoshop, Redneck Tech, Jimmy's Bully

1990 Utah Utes football team

Earth Day Murders, Freestylin' With The Roots, Seth and Josh Meyers "Brother Trivia", BMX Bike Tricks

C. fimbriata

Tonight Show Mini-Dose of Joy , Norm's long joke, Iceroad Tollbooth Operator

Pearson, Alfred

Rod Stewart

N/A

Quinn Dahle

Jeff Musial

"This show's got everything from soup to nuts. By the way, stay away from the soup, my nuts were in there. This is the Colbert Report."

John Krasinski, Claire Smith

Anesther Davis, Jerry Peters

Jeff Musial, Sarah Jessica Parker, Deepak Chopra

2009 Grand Prix (snooker)

Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant , Tonight Show Major League Soccer Cup Final Small Talk Moment, America's New Oprah

Obama Facial Expressions, Lick It For $10

"Spy in the House of Love" by Was (Not Was)

Stonewalling

Warriner

7,000 dead and wounded

Avicennasis

Austan Goolsbee takes a break from Obama's Council of Economic Advisers to talk shop with Stephen.
"Happy 40th birthday, Sesame Street! That bird's not getting any bigger; I say we eat him now. This is The Colbert Report."

Slow Jam The News, Bromance Novels

The Wonders Of His Love

Parkour Athletes, Wayne Federman

Colbert begins with the Bernard Madoff scandal and interviews David Leonhardt about it. In "Better Know a District," he profiles Utah's 3rd congressional district and speaks with its congressman, Jason Chaffetz. Finally, Colbert interviews Matt Miller about his book, The Tyranny of Dead Ideas. The phrase next to Colbert in the opening credits changes to "COLMES-FREE SINCE 2009".
"Hey, Iceland! You can't make a Molotov cocktail with yogurt. This is The Colbert Report."

Depocoat

Lee

Velan

"What do I have to do to get nominated for an Oscar, make a movie? This is The Colbert Report."

Pichpich

Classic Tonight Show moment, Pee-wee Herman explains the Tonight Show controversy, the $4.8 million skit , Ben Stiller gives a The More You Know public service announcement, Conan sings "The End of the Show Song".

Joe Decker

Thank You Notes, Think About It

*Coelogyne esquirolii Schltr. (1919)

Moon Man (literary character)

PC78

The Tonight Show Audiencey Awards, Kanye at the VMAs, Edible Tennis Balls
Reba McEntire

Terminator Eye, Dance Challenge Final Update, Deep Sea Fishing with Sig Hansen

David Hogan

Geregen2

Canada

Pleione fuscescens Kuntze

The Sotomayor Confirmation Hearings, Obama's health care plan, J. D. Salinger lawsuit

oly medals

iPhone Apps, Product Placement Preacher, Space Train - Anna Faris

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Klemen Kocjancic

Colbert claims Michael Steele should be appointed "word czar." The "ThreatDown:" 5. Michael Phelps! 4. Bill Gates! 3. Japanese Sewage! 2. Gay Divorce! 1. Shadow God! He then finds out he lost the Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album to Al Gore. Colbert then interviews TV on the Radio about their career. Finally, the band performs "Dancing Choose" from their latest album, Dear Science.

Home video of seven year-old Sonia Sotomayor in Puerto Rico, Meteor parody, The Tonight Show Tour-riffic Tram-tacular!, New State Quarters
America's New Oprah, Just Shut Up and Drink It: Jones Soda Tofurky and Gravy Soda

wc appearances

Dodge rambler

NBC's response to GLAAD, William Shatner reading Sarah Palin's farewell speech, Celebrity Survey

Russian footballer

Paul

Úrsulo Galván, Veracruz

Dance Challenge Pay-Off, Too Many Social Networks

The Audacity of Nope

Conan visits the new Ford Taurus SHO

New Velvet Elvises, Freestylin' With The Roots

Sweet Smell of Success
"I'm all that and a bag of celery. I'm trying to slim down for bikini season. This is The Colbert Report."

May Snyder

Fred Armisen, The Mighty Boosh

Princess Elisabeth

Mississippi State Bulldogs

Saved By The Bell Reunion Update, Operation Game

Colbert announces that UC Santa Cruz's marine lab named an elephant seal after him. He then discusses the contents of the economic stimulus bill and speaks with James Surowiecki about them. He then names the Boy Scouts of America the "Alpha Dog of the Week." Finally, Colbert interviews Jonah Lehrer about how humans make decisions. The phrase next to Colbert in the opening credits changes to "JUICE IT!"

Marc Saturnin Nan Nguema

Real Time Web

Sarah Palin steps down as Governor. "Stephen Colbert's Current Events" - Tasers. "Nailed 'Em" - Nazareth Library bans young Dominic Philip for living in the wrong district

Carrie Underwood
Andy on the local news, Conan and Andy's Comcast song, Conan Meets the Neighbors

List of Eastern Michigan University people

Andy flips off the NFL
FiatChrysler Jeep, Iran Presidential Debate, David Hasselhoff as spokesman of World Oceans Day, Andy'll Try It!: Bakon Vodka, Donald Trump classes up Conan's parking space

Coelogyne fleuryi Gagnep. (1930)

A Message From All On TV, Holiday Stamps, Noches de Pasion con Señor O'Brien

EST

Celebrity Survey
Tiger Woods joke caddy, Andy's Comcast commercial, America's New Oprah

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Only You ビバ!キャバクラ

Brad

Henry Murphy (politician)

*Coelogyne pallens Ridl. (1903)

Real Housewives Of Late Night - Episode 3, Intern Jason - Trading, Beer Pong - Ivanka Trump
Cory Chisel
Beastie Boys, The Amazing Kreskin

→ Krylia Sovetov

Vealtown

Allison Iraheta

Sarahj2107

Joe Biden, Sarah Palin, General Charles Jacoby

Dubai TV MTV

Western Athletic Conference

*Coelogyne leungiana S.Y. Hu (1972)

C. cristata

Ibragimov

"An independent panel said the TARP program worked. Hmm, I wonder what program funded that panel? This is The Colbert Report."

Chris

Swine Flu PSAs, Conan and Andy dub Blood: The Last Vampire

"The inventor of the Hokey Pokey has died. That is going to be one long burial. This is The Colbert Report."
"It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye. Then the game becomes 'Find The Eye'. This is The Colbert Report."

Angus

Alan Khazei
"I don't like to brag; I love it. This is The Colbert Report."

John Krasinski, Stephen Moyer, Kudo Tsunoda

Kevin Skinner
People injured while building the studio, The Tonight Show Back Row Irish Stepdancers, Reporting Live: Andy reports on the California wildfires, Who Wore it Best?

Robert Maurice Alers Hankey, 2nd Baron Hankey

Dmitry Ilovaisky

His interest in diagnostics for medical care and coining the term “individualized” genomic medicine.

General Ray Odierno, Barack Obama

Salt Lake City, UT

Jimmy's Failed Sitcoms, Intern Contest Kick-Off, Take a Knee, Paula Abdul

fundo

Captain Kangaroo Court

Lifehouse

Jan Hofmann

Xqbot

Arch Enemies

Memphis Chickasaws

Who Cares Hindenburg, Lonely Pumpkin

Castro, Dale

Dlawbailey

Ban de Soleil

Checking in on Max in Europe, Dumbledore hits Hollywood, Conan and Andy dub Ghost in the Shell at Manga Entertainment

Location within Hardin County

Moral Outrage, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Pierre Bernard make entrance through tunnel, In the Year 2000/3000, Jack McBrayer appears as his 30 Rock character Kenneth Parcell

"You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. It also makes them taste better. This is The Colbert Report."
Stephen welcomes Sergeant Robin Balcom and Specialist Tareq Salha to his international desk of wisdom and truthiness.

SoftNFuzzy

SocietyBox

Andy'll Try It: Inversion Table, Conan Questions GM

DE56 4GS

"A mother's work is never done. Which reminds me - mom, cue the theme music. This is The Colbert Report."

Bernard

WDGraham

Colbert talks about a report of a correlation between beer pong the spread of herpes and complains the CDC called the report a hoax. He then discusses President Obama's plan to raise taxes on the rich to pay for universal health care. Next, he talks about police in Columbia, SC offering a "Guns for Roses" exchange program. He then announces that NASA is letting people decide the name of a module on the International Space Station and urges people name it after him. Finally, he interviews Mark Bittman about "conscious eating."

Henry Murphy

William Shatner and Sarah Palin read excerpts from each other's autobiographies, Conan's Apology Song to Diane Sawyer

Paul Simon

Genocide in bangladesh

Nilsen

TreborNoslo

Hungary

Pitbull

Jimmy at Comic-Con, 7th Floor West - Episode 10

Colbert discusses Bobby Jindal's response to President Obama's address to Congress, as well as the address itself. He then talks about Eric Holder's speech on race. In "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger," Colbert wags his finger at gorillas and Gandhi. Finally, he interviews John Fetterman about his city's financial troubles.

Kézdi-Kovács, Zsolt

national fed

Rolfe

William Tyrrell (rugby player)

Head Swap, Dance Your Hat and Gloves Off

Kevin Saunderson

zone championship

Solar eclipse in Asia, Matthew Waxman discusses assassination squads, Pope Benedict's hospitalization
Elizabeth Bintliff, Daisy

Pleione speciosissima

Depacoat

Tian Pengfei

College Photos, Lesser-Known Animals, Target Demographics: Models

"Hey, I don't pay my taxes; why can't I be Treasury Secretary? This is The Colbert Report."

Joss Stone with Raphael Saadiq

Eric Schlosser exposes the bizarre development of science-fiction factory farming systems over the last 30 years.
"Do not adjust your set -- unless you want to make my face even redder. This is The Colbert Report."

Sosolisoairline.com

zone medals

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Colbert briefly mentions Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich being impeached. He then praises all Republicans in the U.S. House for voting against the economic stimulus package. In "Stephen Colbert's Sport Report", he discusses Super Bowl XLIII, its commercials and the buffalo wings shortage. He then speaks with Richard Lobb about the shortage. Finally, Colbert interviews John Podesta about President Obama's transition and progressivism.

Visszaesok

Zsolt

Regina Spektor

"Vermont just legalized gay marriage. Ben, you can finally propose to Jerry. This is The Colbert Report."

Conan visits a Barbershop quartet convention, Blame It on LaBamba

Just Don't Do It

Kid Sister

Fences and windows

Hillary Clinton in New Dehli, Bad Happy Meal, The Tonight Show Tour-riffic Tram-tacular!, Shameless Kodak plug, The Tonight Show Photo Gallery

"Bernie, look on the bright side. When you get out, no one will suspect a 221-year-old man. This is the Colbert Report."

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"Television is the most important communication tool in history... now can I have an Emmy? This is The Colbert Report."
"I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, and if that fails I curl up like an armadillo. This is The Colbert Report."

Biloxi Southern Professional Hockey League team

Death of Walter Cronkite. Reverse racism and personal responsibility with Geoffrey Canada. Sport Report - Tony Romo dropping Jessica Simpson, taekwondo champion Logan Campbell, UFC sponsorship

Wozniak Dancers, Wheel of Carpet Samples, Man on the Street

Skeletons In The Closet

TheNewMinistry

Colbert discusses President Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay and secret CIA prisons, which causes him to release his prisoner. He then interviews Chris Mooney on the politics of science policy. In "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger," he tips his hat to Roe v. Wade, wags his finger at Indian marriage rituals and tips his hat to John Yarmuth. Finally, Colbert interviews Ed Young about sex and marriage.

House Wren

Eric Idle

Ricky Gervais, Chicken Charlie
Fart Party IX: Boner's Revenge, Conan's Tabloid Moment, Paris Hilton stops by unannounced, Interview with North Dakota's State Budget Manager, Calls from moms

Shout Outs, Rush Limbaugh Karaoke

Conan Wax Figure, In the Year 3000

Sea Of Tranquility

*Coelogyne casta Ridl. (1897)

Breaking Weather News, Newark feud update, Black Jewish Drinking day with Deon Cole and Todd Levin

Hankey, Robert, 2nd Baron

Josh Capon

"Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? This is the Colbert Report."

Safe In God's Love

Conan vs. Newark Continues, Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant

"Sarah Palin's book goes on sale today. I just hope this finally gets her some media exposure. This is The Colbert Report."

A Message from All on TV, Checking in on Max in Europe, Conan explores the Universal lot, Sanford or Steel?

"Well after 20 years, Brooks & Dunn broke up. Yoko! This is The Colbert Report."

TRBP

In the Year 3000, The Tonight Show Tour-iffic Tram-tacular!

1960 in spaceflight

"A warning: in the next few weeks, you may hear Paul McCartney's Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime. Stay calm, it will pass. This is The Colbert Report."
"The socialists take power in Greece... I didn't even know Obama was on the ballot. This is The Colbert Report."
Colbert brags that his name is now ahead of Xenu in the vote to name a module on the International Space Station and claims that makes him Scientology's new galactic overlord. He then talks about "War Room," a segment on Glenn Beck's Fox News show. This leads to "Stephen Colbert's Doom Bunker," in which he speaks with Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore about various doomsday scenarios. Finally, Colbert interviews Carl Wilson about his book, Let's Talk About Love.

Going Green PSAs, In the Year 3000

Leitch, Matthew

Right-arm fast-medium

Dave Matthews Band

Ahmad Zeidan

Interview with Oklahoma City public relations director, Interview with the inmate who interviewed Bernie Madoff, Googling with the Stars

W. J. Bean

Triumph at dog hotel

RJFF

C. fuscescens

Noches de Pasion con Señor O'Brien

Enter The Dragon 2010

Amy Farrell, RZA

Tom Cruise stalks Fonzie in the bathroom, Joe Biden visits Bellevue Elementary School, The Tonight Show Audiencey Awards

"Hey, Perseid meteor shower - thank you for proving that the sky is falling. This is The Colbert Report."

Alfred Pearson

Rineyville, Kentucky

Celebrity Game Pitch, Head Swap Vol.II, Slam Dunk Contest

manga

Daniel Merriweather featuring Wale

Jeremy Piven, The Human Cannonballs

Keeling

Colbert talks about Claire McCaskill using Twitter during President Obama's congressional address. He then discusses Obama's tax plan and the potential nationalization of banks. Colbert then talks about Michael Steele wanting the Republican Party to become more "hip hop." Next, he interviews Kris Kristofferson about his career. Finally, Kristofferson performs "Help Me Make It Through the Night."
"I don't know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but it takes 12,809 licks to get to the center of an iPhone. This is The Colbert Report."

Thank You Notes, I Love Stuffing Song - Rashida Jones, "Holiday Road" performed with Rashida Jones, Jimmy Fallon & The Roots

Stephen joins Matthew Crawford on his journey from Ph.D to motorcycle repairman as they look through the author's debut tome, "Shop Class as Soulcraft."

Conan, Please Blow Up My Car! - Finalist Chosen

Colbert discusses Mastermedia International urging people to pray for him today and prays for himself. He then talks about rising church attendance due to the economic crisis and speaks with James Martin about it. After testing his "moral dimension," he proclaims "The DaColbert Code" went 5-for-5 in predicting the Oscars. Finally, Colbert interviews Helen Fisher about matchmaking.

Home runs

Tiger Woods joke caddy, Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant, America's New Oprah

Ronnie O'Sullivan

Sacrifice

Dennis Quaid, Mr. & Mrs.G.

RD6-team

Aqlpswkodejifrhugty

Old Ladies Under The Stairs, Jason Sudeikis' E3 Footage

"Got a New Love" by Good Question

Deon Cole reviews Precious via satellite, The Tonight Show Audiency Awards

Colbert talks about Tom Daschle withdrawing from consideration for Secretary of Health and Human Services. He then claims Michael Steele's selection as chairman of the Republican National Committee is irrelevant because Rush Limbaugh is the real leader of the Republican Party. In "Colbert Platinum: Ass-Covering Edition," he talks about John Thain, Richard Fuld and Marcus Schrenker. Finally, Colbert interviews Henry Louis Gates, Jr. about Abraham Lincoln.

Brian Williams' interview with Barack Obama, Twitter Tracker, Shopping spree on Rodeo Road, Tom Hanks gets hit with low flying meteor

Only You: Viva! Cabaret Club

Conan's Tabloid Moment , Twelve-foot-high Jehovah's Witnesses, Andy'll Try It!: Salli

Ali, Saikat

Norah Jones
Conan's Hunky Vampire Assistant, The Tonight Show Audiency Awards

Obama Fly Swat/Karate Kid, Lick It for Ten, Al Roker Weather Demo, iPhone 3 Demo

Sri Lankan poetry

MeowMe Ink, Saved By The Bell, Beef Solvers

Joshua Bell with Tiempo Libre

"Congratulations, Brett Favre, on setting the NFL record for incomplete retirements. This is The Colbert Report."

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Kris Allen

FIBA Asia

Lugnuts

Kate Voegele

C. lawrenceana

List of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon episodes (2009)

He Who Smelt It, Dealt It

April

Rodman

Statute of Liberty
"Ever get the feeling 1.3 million people are watching you? This is The Colbert Report."

Paul Davies

Tsarevich Dimitri Ivanovich of Russia

MZMcBride

Jack McBrayer, Amy Brenneman, Jeff Musial

Ed!

Flashback Guy #3, Poehler Stroller Derby

BOTijo

Ariel space programme

Colbie Caillat

Riepe (bei Fallingbostel)

Boztepe, Mehmet

Colbert discusses the economic crisis, which causes him concern about the decreased supply of chicken wings. In a new segment, Better Know a Beatle, he speaks with Paul McCartney about The Beatles and his new album, Electric Arguments. Finally, Colbert interviews Denis Dutton about art appreciation and evolution.
"Next week it's reruns. I'll still be here doing the shows, but the cameras are on vacation. This is The Colbert Report."

Big Fun (song)

"If a tree falls in the forest and there's no-one there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds. This is The Colbert Report."

Paris Hilton's My New BFF (season 2)

Tribute to Ed McMahon, TMZ Wild
NBC Primetime Preview Show, LaBamba and the Undie Run, Wax Tom Cruise and The Fonz get shot out of a cannon

Slice Brothers Breakaway Furniture, Freestylin' With The Roots

List of solubilities

Rigadoun

Pickwick Video Group

Oleg Levin

"After the show I'm on vacation, so nobody do anything newsworthy for three weeks! This is The Colbert Report."

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Slow Jam The News: California Economy, 7th Floor West - Episode 4, Will Forte sings his own Late Night with Jimmy Fallon theme song

"I, Stephen Colbert, promise...faithfully to...I mean, faithfully prom...f--k it, Colbert Report."

Ben Stiller, Top Chef winner Michael Voltaggio

*Cymbidium speciosissimum D. Don (1825)

Jordan Schlansky vs. USC Marching Band, Twitter Tracker

Sir John Gray (diplomat)

Beer selections at the Henry Louis Gates summit. "Stephen Colbert's meTunes" - I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas, Birthday Sex by Jeremih and Fire Burning by Sean Kingston. "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger" - wag at textbooks for political correctness, tip at Stephen Colbert for helping Movits! boost their Amazon sales ranking, wag at Stephen Colbert for giving Movits! too much publicity. A tribute to Gidget, the Taco Bell chihuahua.

Carol Cole

Frederick Edgar Warriner

Career in Rock

Go Chattanooga Go, Guinness Brewmaster with Kegerator, Jimmy at the Bar

Reconsideration

Spoon

Konstam

*Coelogyne fuliginosa Lodd. ex Hook. (1849)

Adult Store Surveillance Camera Footage, Wiggin' Out!, Conan Helps Suzie Learn To Drive
NOTE: Episode uncompleted due to O'Brien suffering a concussion while running a marathon with Teri Hatcher. Episode #42 was aired instead.
John Mayer Trio

Katty Kay explains the significant value of women in the workplace, even though they work in different ways than men.
Colbert mentions The New York Times beginning to run ads on its front page. He then talks about Roland Burris' appointment to the Senate. He introduces a new segment, "Yahweh or No Way," discussing Burris, Pat Robertson and Neale Donald Walsch. He then talks about Jason Chaffetz challenging him to a leg wrestling rematch. Finally, Colbert interviews Lawrence Lessig about copyrights and his book, Remix.

Mary Poppins

Rand Illusion

Andy's motorized podium, America's New Oprah, Altered movie posters

"Spoiler alert! Ugly duckling, you're actually a swan. An ugly swan. This is The Colbert Report."
"Let's make this easier. Raise your hand if you didn't have an affair with Tiger Woods. This is The Colbert Report."

TV Show Mash-Ups, Intern Contest Check-In, Who Cares Hindenburg
Tu-Spock, Facebook Status, Shawn & Marlon Wayans "Brother Trivia"

Deep Rock doctrine

Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-founder and creative visionary of the Bible Illuminated, Dag Soderberg.
Why Are You Here?

Keeling, Stephen

DarknessBot

"Hey you! Watching this on mute! Turn up the volume! This is The Colbert Report!"

Trogon temperatus

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Film poster

Public Enemy

ShelfSkewed

Deal Or No Deal, Slow News Day, staff writer Deon Cole declares Conan a ho

"World Series tonight.. assuming the world only includes New York to Pennsylvania. This is The Colbert Report."

California

Gareth Jones

Iraq captures Khorramshahr

Tom Danson

Telford International

Cirque du Soleil, Noncompetitive Eaters, Saved By The Bell Reunion Update

Imc

Questionable Tax Write-Offs, Pie Sniffer, Air Hockey: Jimmy vs. Denis Leary

"Bernie Madoff, here's some advice: on the first day of jail, find the biggest guy in the yard, and defraud him. This is The Colbert Report."

PeterSymonds

Frederick Warriner

"Here's a brain teaser for ya: your brain is ugly. This is The Colbert Report."

Jon Hamm, Freestyle Motocross Athletes

Bolshoi-Kekuknaysky

John Reich

fármaco

Saga City

R'n'B

Robert Is Bothered, Wheel Of Carpet Samples

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Murphy, Henry Joseph

The World's Tallest Dog & The World's Tallest Dachshund, New Trendz

Plainfield High School (Connecticut)

Roger White

LittleHow

AvicBot

Coelogyne flaccida var. longiracemosa

The $65 million sketch ; The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien retrospective montage; Conan's exit interview with Steve Carell; Beck, Will Ferrell, Billy Gibbons, Ben Harper, Conan, Viveca Paulin, and The Tonight Show Band perform "Free Bird"

Edgar

Pocket Full of Holes (Brandon Paris Band album)

The Green Mile

Jaffe, Stanley R.