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Jr. gets an F in Algebra and forges it into an A. Claire finds out about it and soon starts to blackmail Jr. so she won't tell their parents. But Michael and Jay are smarter than that and decide to teach Jr. a lesson by "toying" with him. After numerous attempts, Janet decides to take her own action to get it out of Claire...

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At first, Michael is skeptical that Jay can be successful at opening her own soul food restaurant. But his competitive and supportive sides emerge when the Hoos, the owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, use sneaky tactics to put "Jay's Soooooouuuul Kitchen" out of business.

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Laura Victoria Albert

Chinese empress

Dean Lorey

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New York City, New York

Parliament of the United Kingdom

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to get married in two weeks, Vanessa having told Jr. that she wants a small, simple wedding. Michael and Jay offer to help plan it, but instead of something simple and sweet, they plan an elaborate and expensive ceremony that includes dolphins, a castle, and 751 guests. Frustrated, Vanessa tells Jr. he needs to regain control of things, forcing him to decide whether he should stand up to Michael.

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Blind Before I Stop

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Claire, Jr., and Kady are upset that Michael's rules are way too strict since Jay left. So, they make a bet with him that they can go one week without rules. If they win: no more rules. Give up: they must hug Michael and say "I was stupid. You are the best dad in the whole world." Kady gives up quickly after Michael decides to go to McDonald's for a Happy Meal. Claire gives up after a few days when she had to go to school on Jr.'s bike, waking up late, being a social outcast, and Michael deciding he and Kady are going to see the Backstreet Boys with a third ticket and when they want to give it to Kady's doll, she decides to go. Jr. gives up on the very last day after realizing that he needs rules in his life after sleeping outside of the house all night after being locked out.
Absent: Tisha Campbell-Martin as Jay

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Kenneth Bell

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Auckland University of Technology Alumni Association

Brian McClennan

Calvin, Vanessa's gregarious father, has an argument with his wife, Jasmine, gets kicked out of the house and moves in with the Kyles, against their wishes. When he starts eating everything in sight and keeps everyone awake with his loud snoring, a frustrated Michael comes up with a clever plan to get Calvin back home.

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Michael's accountant dies suddenly, making him take a whole new perspective about his life. He buys a wig and starts to demonstrate his love for his family in a weird way. He even buys a motorcycle and an RV, in a misguided effort to live life to its fullest.

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Jay returns home from taking care of her mom's injury, and she's put on a few pounds after eating mom's home cooking. Michael doesn't know how to 'diplomatically' tell his wife that she's packing a little bit extra, which angers Jay. The episode builds to a dream sequence, in which Janet has a nightmare and the entire family is morbidly obese after Michael decides to grow big with her.

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Days Like This

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The Proposal
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Jay organizes a historic trip to Paul Revere's house for the entire family to learn more about American history. She even packs colonial food to give it an extra touch. Michael, unlike Jay, isn't so excited about spending a long time with Jay and Claire in a car. The reason? They're both on that time of the month, which spells trouble, as Michael calls it "Defcon 2".

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When Calvin begs to Michael to give him a job at Kyle Trucking, Michael does so reluctantly and his worst fears are realized. Calvin's way of dealing with customers and merchandise leaves little to be desired, and now Michael must find a way to get rid of the man without getting himself hurt in the process. Meanwhile, Claire gets Franklin to help her with her science paper.

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Jr.'s graduation is coming up, and he breaks the news to his family that he wants to go to college. At first shocked, Michael decides to help him make a good impression. Meanwhile, Claire wears a blonde wig to call her parents attention, thinking she has been forgotten now that Jr. is in the spotlight. Franklin applies for the soon available 'son' spot in the Kyle family. Jr. finally graduates, and his parents give him a trip to Japan as a gift – and as a way to separate Jr. and Vanessa, who are planning on moving in together and getting married as soon as they start college. Both Kady and Claire admit their sadness on Jr. leaving, and Michael and Jay feel proud of having raised a semi-successful child. They go out to relive some of their memories and when they come back late at night they find Jr. and Vanessa sitting in the kitchen...

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When Kady wants to spend some quality time with her father, she enlists Michael's help in the school candy drive. But when the father of last year's winner claims he can prevail once again, a competitive Michael loses sight of helping Kady and commits to selling an exorbitant number of chocolate bars.

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"Shore Pride"

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State of Emergency 2

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Greenport, New York

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Jay gets mad at Michael after finding a photo of an attractive former girlfriend among his things but he throws it away after giving a sincere apology to Jay and has a romantic night with Jay in a fancy restaurant. Franklin has trouble admitting that his little sister Aretha is an outstanding singer and is superior compared to Kady.

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Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius

Кратово

Rodney Barnes

Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, so Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild for the rest of the week, but they forgive him when he manages to quiet the baby's nonstop crying.

Note: This marks a reunion between guest star Kim Coles and Damon Wayans. The two co-starred together in the first season of In Living Color.

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Kelly

Nenad Petrovic

Margaret

Westminster Castle

Uhnak

Samba Italiano

Sacramento blackfish

Yahoo! Sports Radio

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When Michael's old friend and former bandmate, Johnny "Saxophone" Jackson , comes to town for a gig, it turns out Johnny's piano player can't make it. Michael eagerly accepts an invitation to take the man's place, but refuses to admit that his musical skills have got rusty.
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He's Having a Baby

We Just Wanna Party with You

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Mark Feldstein

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Composer, author, video artist, music educator, photographer

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New Zealand

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Royal Society of New Zealand

Penrose, Auckland, New Zealand

Carpenter, Gary

Country

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American special effects artist

The Man in the Iron Mask

Adam Howry

Worried about Junior's fathering skills, Michael decides to enroll him in a parenting course. Junior is reluctant to attend, so Michael gives him a water balloon that Junior should keep for a week as if it was the baby. If it breaks, he'll have to attend the course. Michael doesn't let Junior have it easy, and Junior insists that more than wanting to teach him how to be a good parent, Michael doesn't have any trust in him.

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Jr. is having problems at school with a bully, so Michael and Janet invite his parents over to discover some of the kid's weak points. Jr. teases the kid back and Claire punches him in the nose making Jr. feel humiliated. Meanwhile, Michael tells Janet she is not around enough, and she starts to realize that when she misses Kady's first tooth and her new "smell the cushions" thing.

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The day after an anti-wrinkle injection goes awry for Michael and he ends up with an unnatural expression, he has to fight a traffic ticket in court. The judge is angered by his frozen grin and sentences him to a night in jail, where Michael's cell mate, Big Guy, thinks Michael is coming on to him since he keeps smiling at him.

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Armed Forces Law Association of New Zealand

Colombani, Jean-Marie

Jay decides to spend more quality time with Michael - by watching him play golf. Meanwhile, Jr., who only wants to go to college because Vanessa's going, asks Franklin for help with the application essay and Franklin's advice to Junior was to write down what inspired him.
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DDima

James Wilcox

PWLLHELI

Mastadons

Moe Epsilon

Tee for Too Many

Oxford, Michigan

Contact Magazine

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Michael and Janet's 15th anniversary is approaching. Jay's girlfriend Wanda brings her Brian McKnight's tickets , but unfortunately she has to turn it down because it's on the same night as their anniversary. Wanda says Michael will forget about it, but Jay refuses to believe in that and even has the kids spy on him to find out if he's secretly planning something. The anniversary day finally comes and Michael goes out to play golf, leaving Jay devastated at home. Later, she goes out for drinks with her girlfriend Wanda, who insists Jay should confront Michael. When she gets home, she starts to punch him with the Ali signed boxing gloves she bought for Michael, and he reveals he was just faking it all along with Wanda's help. He gets down on his knee and proposes to Jay. They have a vow renewal ceremony with the presence of Brian McKnight and renew their vows and reaffirm their love for each other.

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Roberto García Morillo

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home with the help of Summer Breeze , a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation. Michael writes a script for the time before Vanessa gives birth. But finally, when its time for a new life to be born, Claire took the only car to the mall, no one follows the script, and Vanessa ends up having the new baby in the parents' bed, the same place the baby was conceived.

Note: Damon Wayans and Kelly Coffield Park were both cast members on In Living Color.

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Tristan Marcum

James Hannah

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Jay's feeling bored ever since she was fired. She can't think of anything else to do around the house, and won't let Michael watch the Jordan game until he hires her as the new accountant at his firm. What comes as a great idea for Jay turns out to be a nightmare for Michael, because Jay wants to turn his morning ritual into running errands; takes over his office and gives the employees way more breaks than they should get. Meanwhile, Claire tries to show Kady that E.T. is not so scary.
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Caesar Rodney

ITFC

Elvira Wayans

SarahStierch

Silvia Moos

"Still a G Thang"

Andy Cadiff

Radio networks in Mexico

Burning Down

Michael hires an attractive girl to tutor Junior in math and later regrets his actions. Also, Jay doesn't like the direction her relationship is going with Claire who is turning into a typical teenager.
Fighting Kyles
Class Reunion

Roberto

Donald G.

American judge

CIWW

Here Comes Da Judge

Dorothy Uhnak

George Henry Evans

Michael is forced to take the family out for a meal at the Tokahana's but really begrudges it as it will cost him a lot of money. Michael gets ever more annoyed as they keep spending money on nothing and when the service is poor, Michael has had enough... The concluding chapter in Michael's disastrous evening where things don't get better as the family they have to sit with are the wrong side of annoying .
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Petrovic, Nenad

Thaddeus H. Caraway

William Vanneck, 5th Baron Huntingfield

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No.1 (Bomber) Group

Kar Burns

Steve George/John Lang/Richard Page

Municipal

Doctor Sunshine

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Hunan Institute of Science and Technology

Rock 'n' Roll Hero

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Jr.'s Risky Business

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Elvira Wayans & Damien Wayans

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Jr. gets his license and buys an old clunker instead of what Michael chooses for Jr.

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Claire comes home with the exciting news that she was invited to senior prom. Jay is excited about it and volunteers to chaperone at the dance, in order to keep Claire safe from her date, a senior quarterback. Meanwhile, Junior falls into another one of Michael's plans once he tries to teach him a lesson about money management.

British politician

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Oresteia (opera)

New Zealand Historic Places Trust

Robert Antoni
Antoni, Robert

Silence is Golden

Execution Day

Great in name, greater in achievement, greatest together

Sea Ranch

The Royal Society of New Zealand

亂世佳人

Return of the Wall

Abductive

War and Destiny

Sea Ranch, California

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Lincolnite

Open Your Heart

IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship

Eusebeus

Jr. is finally ready to propose to Vanessa, but every time he tries to do so, something interrupts him, including Michael and Jay - who are preparing to compete against each other in a karaoke competition.

Kenneth B. Bell

National Archives (UK)

Rammstein discography

Ron Moseley

Novelist, short story writer

BDD

Cassen, Bernard

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Owoh, Nkem

Canadian ice hockey player

Jr's Cartoon

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Gary

Ethii

Macedonia

Perotinitis

Emily Frasier, Speedie, Laura Victoria, Gluttenberg

Sick and tired of listening to their kids fights, Michael and Jay act like they are fighting themselves so Jr. and Claire can see how annoying it is and quit it. But the three Kyle children get the wrong idea and think their parents are splitting up, and try their best to bond them and end the fake fights.

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Great Sankey High School

When Jay tells Michael that their love life will be even better if they are celibate for six months, Michael is willing to abide by her wishes, although reluctantly. Meanwhile, Franklin and Kady plant some seeds in the ground to symbolize their growing love for each other, but the seeds grow into an ingredient for a love potion that Jay uses to spice up her romantic dinner for Michael.

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Yuricich, Matthew

Juventud Guerrera

Westminster University

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What Do You Know?

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Alex 101

1784 establishments

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1848 establishments

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Mary Kay Adams

PDT

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Bernard Cassen

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Perfect Dad

Savannah Knoop

William Jay Bennett & Kevin Carraway

Dermot Boyle

Arch Creek Park

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Poker Face

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Fulbright Scholar
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Michael's enemy Bobby Shaw, tricks Jr. into signing a contract making Jr. his slave for the rest of his life! When Michael tries to get him out of the contract, they end up in a rap off.
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Radio networks of the United States

Adam McCollom

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Animalia

Mason, R.A.K.

Rancho Bernardo, San Diego

Miami-Dade County Parks and Recreation Department

The Truth Hurts

Mary Thinnes

Toshiro masuda

American politician

American artist

Valencia Parker
Tired of the same dinner-and-a-movie routine, Jay convinces Michael to take dancing lessons to spice up their relationship. When they get there, only more problems waits for Michael. Meanwhile, Claire's accepted into the cheerleading squad, but won't believe she only got in for her looks and not for her talent.

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Dudly Duright's Ripsaw Falls

Michael and Jay are asked to serve jury duty together. Michael's elected foreman and wants to move on the trial quickly so he can get home to watch the Godfather marathon on TV. But Jay won't vote guilty because she thinks there has to be a debate first. Thanks to that, Michael has to rent the videos and at the store, he meets an insurance salesman whom he mistakes for a mobster, and is convinced that the mob is after him due to the case.
In a twist of fate, Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modelling audition. As he flaunts his newfound fame, he is careful to protect the family's new financial asset – his hands. Meanwhile Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel, so on Jr.'s advice, he takes matters into his own hands.

Donlan, Yolande

J.J. Wall

Historyfeller

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Moving on Out

Chris the speller

Matthew hk

London Government Act 1899

Blanco Galindo Avenue

Zelos Wilder

Vertical doors

California

Jr.'s Dating Dilemma

Philip Trueman

CMBJ

Silvia

Tempshill

Make Over

New Jersey in the 20th century

Vito Giambalvo

Empress

Carpenter

Ottawahitech

Coach

Magazine people

Goody (dessert)

Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment when they don't receive the wedding anniversary gifts they are expecting from each other. Meanwhile, with Franklin's help, novice cook Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents' anniversary present.

McClennan

Repealed

Placekickers

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Jay wants Michael to quit watching TV and spend a little more time with the family - something that apparently only she wants. But Michael insists on watching a basketball game. When Jay talks to him, he doesn't pay any attention and later Jay repays the favour. When the evening comes and they are ready to go out for dinner, Jay apologizes for not paying any attention and they decide to leave the kids alone. But will they pay any attention to their parents?
Note: A reference to the Cartoon Network series, The Powerpuff Girls was made during this episode.

Jay and Michael are grocery shopping when they run into Susan Green, former cheerleader from their high school. Susan is in great shape, which makes Jay feel ugly and inadequate like she did back in high school. Jay feels depressed and Claire talks her into getting a makeover to boost her self-esteem. Meanwhile, Junior gets himself locked in a girl's locker after an unfortunate attempt to steal her bra.

Peter Elyakim Taussig

Periontitis

After receiving Jr.'s SATs score results , the Kyles believe they have a genius in the house and start treating him more respectfully. Meanwhile, Jay asks the girls what they to be when they get older. Claire wants to shop, and Kady wants to be an officer, so she starts practicing it around the house.
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Claire asks her parents to go to a party, but Michael won't let her. Jay thinks he should trust his daughter more, so he lets her spend the night over at Erica's. When he picks up the phone, he ‘accidentally' listens to Claire's conversation, where she says she'll fool Michael and go to the party. Michael sets up a scheme to catch her, but Kady overhears it. Claire bribes her sister so she'll page her when Michael leaves the house, but Claire isn't the only one who can bribe Kady...

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Man of the Year

Closed end funds

Vanessa's parents come over the Kyles house to discuss the future baby's situation. Michael is outraged with the demands from the Scotts, but Calvin's size makes Michael think twice before taking any drastic measures. They take the Scotts out for dinner and are left with the bill. Realizing they have a couple of con artists on their hands, Michael and Jay stand up for themselves and set the baby's true needs – which don't include a new house for the Scotts as Calvin wanted.

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Damien Wayans

A Night in San Francisco

After Michael admits liking Claire's boyfriend, Tony , she dumps him. The poor kid is devastated, and since Michael likes him so much he decides he's going to help Tony win Claire back – especially after seeing her new boyfriend, Jason. Meanwhile, Jay refuses to admit she looks like Jr.'s drawing of her. Instead, she believes she looks more like Halle Berry.

Boyle, Sir Dermot Alexander

Girard, 1856

GoingBatty

Anniversary
Candy Wars

Commander-in-Chief Fighter Command

1843 establishments

Restaurant Wars

Aurelia (planet)

The Maid

Dave Rayner

Isle Royale (Michigan)

State

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September 1986

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O'Dea

Saint Raphael Kalinowski

When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator to get rid of them, but, as usual, Michael is determined to handle it himself. Meanwhile, Claire is also freaked out by a rodent when she accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until Bobby Shaw, his former rival, challenges him to a dance-off.
Guest star: Katt Williams

Period Drama

Wichterle

The Funeral

Sir Dermot Alexander Boyle

Nenad Petrović (chess composer)

Wales

Ultralight-plane

Donald G. Payne

Squonk Opera

Jr. restores his prized 1964 Impala, but then he and Vanessa surprise everyone when they decide to sell it in order to have money for their new baby. Meanwhile, Franklin seeks advice from Michael on how to act more like a normal kid.

Darren Abram

Darwinek

Kratovo, Macedonia

The Lady is Not a Tramp
Now that the kids are almost out of their hair, Jay insists that Michael have a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to go through with the operation. After a long talk with Jay, she decides to get her tubes tied. By the time Jay goes into the office to get the operation, Michael has decided to get his operation, but later finds out that Jay is already pregnant.

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When Jay works hard to get in shape and run a marathon, Michael thinks that, since he's a man, he can run the marathon as well - without any real training. Meanwhile, bible-quoting Tony asks the gorgeous Claire to dress "ugly" so he won't feel so turned on.

Jonsborg, Kåre

Matthew

Snoop Doggy Dogg featuring Jermaine Dupri

Pfam

Isle Royale, Michigan

All News Radio

Ultrasound

Yoo hoo

West Long Branch, NJ 07764

Calvin Goes to Work
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Papa Said Knock You Out
Peter Filsinger

Robert Frederick Sink

Molson Park

Bradeos Graphon

Albert, Laura

Working Relationship

Writer

They Call Me El Foosay

Nenad

Eugene Wilson (NFL player)

PMID 19920124

United States

Mathonius

DavidLevinson

Rick Derringer/Jake Hooker/Bernard Kenny

Quanyou

Breaking Up and Breaking It

CA20

Michael freaks out when he spots a grey hair, but not on his head. He feels he's getting too old, and decides to practice boxing again to get in shape. He even teaches Jr. some tricks and some punches, until Jr. knocks Michael out, giving him a black eye. Meanwhile, Claire is ready to go on her first date with Tony, and Jr. mishears their conversation and thinks they're having sex.

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Dean Lorey & James Vallely

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ChrisGualtieri

Warrington

George Henry

Dihedral doors

Michael, who is determined to make record time driving from Connecticut to the Grand Canyon in a luxurious R.V., convinces his reluctant family to make the road trip so they can spend quality time together in the R.V. Along the way, Michael puts the family through many misadventures including getting lost and in his haste neglects to read one of the R.V. manual's most crucial operational features. Michael flips open the regulator vents to air out the R.V. and that results in the R.V. exploding.

Sir Dermot Boyle

North West England

Get Out
Rodney Barnes, Valencia Parker & Shane Miller

Pit pony

Lleu

Rancho Bernardo

Middletown, New Jersey, U.S.

Rayner, Dave

The Central Institute London

Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her. So he decides he and Jay should also go with them to the movies so they can check on Tony. Meanwhile, Jr.'s at home babysitting for Kady and decides to take advantage of her.

Prince Devitt with the championship in November 2010

O. microlepidotus

Man and a Woman

Sweetheart's Day

RRM

The Big Bang Theory

The kids complain that Michael is being too strict since Jay left, so they call for a family meeting where they all discuss the way they think the family should be, with no repercussions. Jr. thinks having a rapper for a dad would be cool, Claire thinks the perfect dad should be the manager of the country's #1 boy band, and Kady thinks Michael should be a big blue dragon . Michael shows them how these versions could go wrong, and shares his thoughts of perfect children, but then his children explain how that idea could go wrong, so they agree on a truce.
Absent: Tisha Campbell-Martin as Jay

Bluey

Goody (brand)

Claire's New Boyfriend
Guy Distad

Uhnak, Dorothy

Field Goals Made

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JT LeRoy

CKCO, CKOY

Monmouth Park Highway 36

Mspaint.exe

Stemonitis

Addbot

Marudubshinki

Rhodiola Rosea

Empty Nest

Paul Christie/Golden/Meat Loaf

Larry Niven and Brenda Cooper.

Les Burgraves

TGV Thalys PBA

Panoramic view of Sea Ranch

Marathon

Cuchullain

Austen, Bannister, Newton, Parks, Stephenson, Thompson

RAF Stradishall

Lug Lámfhota

Green Bay Packers

New Jersey in the 19th century

Pac-Man Arrangement

The Bowling Show

May 2012

Ribbon Salminen

When Jr and Claire find a lost wallet containing $500, it's time for a session of "family court" to decide who gets the money. Meanwhile, Claire's boyfriend Tony induces her to become a vegetarian.

State and local law enforcement agencies

Laura Albert

Nefyn

Phlegm Rooster

Player of American football

December 2009

The family plays a game which shows them exactly how much they know about each other, but when it angers Jay about how little Michael knows about her, Michael tries to question her about how much she knows him.

Goody

Meet the Parents

Dennis W. Kotch

Albert, Laura Victoria

Australasian Law Teachers Association

Paris Beauvais Airport

State of the union

Quality Time

James Vance Marshall

ISBN 0-7653-1266-2 (hardcover), ISBN 0-7653-5129-3 (paperback)

1789 establishments

Peronitis

Bad Attitude

With a lucrative bid from a large company offering to purchase Kyle Trucking, Michael convinces Jay that, if they sold their business, they'd be able to spend more quality time with Jr., Jr. and watch him grow up - something they wish they could have done more of with their own kids. But the offer goes bust and Michael's nemesis, Bobby Shaw, comes up with a surprising proposal. Meanwhile, Kady and Claire antagonize each other over who gets to spend more time in the bathroom.

Owoh

Her work in international human rights

Duja

Payne

Celibacy

Ricardo Brito Alemão

至善穷理

Vegaswikian

Tom Doherty Associates

The Return of the Manticore

Malcolma

Empress Yu Wenjun

When Jay insists that Michael buy her a present for "Sweetheart's Day," a reluctant Michael comes up with a scheme to base the price of Jay's gift on her attitude towards him at a particular moment. He shares his plan with Jr., Tony and Franklin, hoping that they will follow his lead, but it leads straight to trouble.

Matthew Yuricich

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Michael's Tribe

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Bibcode Bot

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Antoni

How Long Has This Been Going On

Jushin Liger

Gary Carpenter

Michael wants some time alone in the house and makes a deal with Jay for her and the kids to get out of the house. He has to pay for Claire to agree on going to the mall and is forced to watch The Little Mermaid with Kady for the hundredth time. He switches the movie to Gremlins, which scares the death out of the poor girl, and when the power goes off Claire freaks out about losing her entire work on the computer, Kady thinks everyone doesn't find her cute, and Junior keeps scaring her with the Gremlins. In the end, the power failure ends up bringing the Kyles closer together.
Kim Wayans

Fighter Command

Metal dithiolene complex

Takapuna, North Shore, Auckland, New Zealand

Khazar2

Elonka

James Valelley

Erpert

Randy Fletcher

Field Goals Attempted

Fiction

British Rail Class 16Eur

Apostrophe

RV Dreams

Entertainment Weekly

Radagast83

Europe, North America, Japan

Right

British Rail Class 20Eur

Feeling that she has no space and time of her own due to home duties, Jay decides to paint. The result is a portrait of Michael based on Michelangelo's David, which makes Michael feel a little bit "diminished". They start an argument over it, which ends on Michael finally agreeing on letting Jay show her work at a friend's art gallery – with a "big" change, that is. Meanwhile, Michael renews acquaintances with old buddy Steve, while the kids are encouraged to develop their artistic abilities as well. Claire designs clothes, Kady plays the piano, and Junior writes some bizarre poetry.

Masculine

Ohconfucius

Tired of living in the garage, Jr. looks for an apartment and enlists his buddy, John, to be a co-signer… except that John has to dress up and pose as Jr.'s grandmother for the realtor. When Jr. and Vanessa's families come to visit the couple's new apartment, Jay is shocked to find that her new grandchild might be living in a run-down building with yellow police tape around the entrance.

Black and Grey

Location within the state of California

List of VIA chipsets

Yoo Hoo

imputor?

Wanting to spend quiet time together, Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay at an exclusive hotel. Then, when Jr. mistakenly cancels the reservation, Michael tries to create a romantic night at home. But things take a disastrous turn when Michael hurts his head trying to shut off the water valve, Jay handcuffs them to each other – but can't find the key – and a burnt roast almost causes the house to burn down.

Markov

Florida State University

When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a "magic baby," and that every time he holds him, it will make Jr. smarter. The ploy works, but in the process Jr. becomes somewhat arrogant with his new-found knowledge, so Michael brings Franklin in so that the two geniuses can match wits. Meanwhile, Kady catches Claire sneaking back into her bedroom after hours and threatens to tell their parents, unless Claire does some favors for her.

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Antrim House, Boulcott Street

Michael doesn't take it well when he loses to his teenage son at basketball. Meanwhile, Claire thinks the best way to attract boys is to have bigger breasts, so she buys a padded bra, much to the dislike of Jay who punishes her for doing so.

Pratyya Ghosh

Founders by field

Seascale

War and Destiny poster

Michael decides to help Junior on his women approach techniques, seeing that his son has absolutely no clue on how to behave around women. Meanwhile, Jay freaks out about her dream of Michael and Janet Jackson having an affair.

English rugby league coach

GrahamHardy

Samba Story

Ironcito

Michael has been having problems in the bathroom trouble so has to have a colonoscopy and his troubles aren't eased when he has a strange dream about what may occur...
Note: Singer Lou Rawls guest stars in this episode.

St Raphaël

Vells (band)

Davidson College

BD2412

Not So Hostile Takeover

Wesley P.

Mehmed Emin Bozarslan

Location within Northeastern San Diego

Scott

Jay decides to go to college and get her psychology degree, which Michael fully reprehends her for. He doesn't want her to put the household second because it would jeopardize the entire family and eventually could ruin their marriage. After going to a real psychologist, Michael and Jay come to terms and she agrees to scale back her classes as he decides to let her pursue her dream. Meanwhile, Junior's friends turn his old crib into some sort of vehicle.

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FRCS

Protection orders

RussBot

Graduation

Kansas City Chiefs

Jay Goes to School

War Tour

The Fellowship of the Baby
Back Story

Kbh3rd

Albert

Michael's parents come to visit him, but Michael is worried about the way they treat each other and how that is reflecting on his own children. After a disastrous attempt to fix things, Michael and Jay finally decide to let things the way they were. Meanwhile, Jay and Michael worry about Jr.'s rush to have sex and his new girlfriend.

Note: This episode was originally intended to air in season one, but for unknown reasons, ABC pulled back to season 2. Which is why Jazz Raycole portrays Claire, making this episode her very final appearance in the series.

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Payne, Donald G.

Michael's old friend Tommy is coming over and Michael is very excited because he and Tommy used to compete for everything. But his excitement soon turns into awkwardness when Tommy comes in on a wheelchair and Michael doesn't know how to act with the situation. Meanwhile, Claire is caught shoplifting and gets grounded for it. When she confronts Kady about who put the nail polishers in her purse she feels so guilty she confesses to their parents that Claire didn't do it. The punishment? She will no longer be treated or called the "baby."

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When Jay wishes that Michael would give her the kind of romantic attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., Michael decides to kill Jay with kindness so he can get back to watching TV and ignoring her. Meanwhile, Franklin tells Kady that he thinks he's too short and goes to great lengths to appear otherwise.

1831 establishments

Jr. Executive

Vira Nirvana samvat

Imputor?

Kim Wayans & Kevin Knotts

Claire develops her first real crush on a boy, and Michael does everything to break them up. He takes a different approach by becoming friends with him, to the point where the boy wants to spend more time with Michael then with Claire. After Claire dumps him, Jay makes Michael dump him too. Ever since his hormones kicked in, Jr. spends most of the day in the bathroom, playing with his toy, until he "breaks" it and has to stop playing with it until it is fixed.

Note: Andrew McFarlane plays Roger in this episode. Although, from "Letting Go" onwards he will be portraying Tony Jeffers.

Viksit

Illegal Smile

In the Hot Seat

Michael's Garden

Brubeck

Phillip Truex

Shore Regional High School District

Mark Arsten

Burns, Karen Ramey

Failure to Communicate

Bronstein

Colorado

As a very impressed Michael sees it, his son's girlfriend, Vanessa is an absolute prize: "She's beautiful, smart, personable and polite... you guys have nothing in common," he tells Jr. But there's something about her that rubs Jay the wrong way. Elsewhere in the courtship department, Kady's similarly smart and personable gentleman caller is a budding piano prodigy named Franklin. As for Claire, all she's courting is a severe case of nerves: the PSATs are coming up and her face has broken out in hives. After walking in on Jr. and his girlfriend having sex on his bed, Michael decides that he and Junior can no longer live under the same roof and throws his son out. Feeling sympathetic for her baby, Jay opposes to Michael's attitude, but at the same time agrees the boy needs a severe punishment. She makes Jr. stay in a tent in the backyard until she can cool things down with Michael...

Gow Broadcasting

Thaddeus Caraway

Michael Sells the Business
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GNIS feature ID

SmackBot

Jr. Sells His Car
Jay nominates Michael for the "Small Businessman of the Year" award and he assumes he's going to win it. Meanwhile, Claire takes makeup from Jay, even though Jay has repeatedly told her not to because she is allergic to many makeup products and has sensitive skin, and ends up having an allergic reaction to the eyeliner that she took from her mother, which causes her eyes to swell and puff up.

Days Like This (Van Morrison album)

Law on the National Coat of Arms, Flag and Anthem

Polycephal

When the Kyles arrive at the Atlantis Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for their family vacation, Michael announces that all he wants to do is get some rest and relaxation-by himself. But no sooner does he settle into his lounge chair for some peace and quiet than his talkative and annoying golf buddy, Jimmy, shows up and insists that they spend time together. Michael is relieved to find a way out when Jay invites him to the isolated Magic Island so they can have some romantic fun. As their day winds down and it's time to leave, the boat never shows up to take them back and the couple find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere. While at the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas for a family vacation, lovebirds Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on the isolated Magic Island - along with a rapidly rising tide -- and the only other person there who can help them is Michael's talkative and annoying golf buddy, Jimmy - who refuses to do so since they weren't willing to spend time with him when they had the chance. Meanwhile, Jr. leaves Vanessa and the baby behind so he can enjoy the resort's activities; Tony and Claire hang out at the beach bar and she realizes too late that her island drink contains alcohol; and Kady and Franklin run into his nemesis, Francesco Mumfordi, who has stolen one of Franklin's theories.
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When the kids tease Michael about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim. Later Jay finds out about his antics and plays a practical joke back on Michael.
Jay is coaching Kady's soccer team but the girls complain it's not any fun and Michael tries talking to Jay about it. He ends up taking over coaching the team and promises to make it fun for the girls. Jay breaks the news that she's been asked to coach another team, and they'll be playing Michael's on Saturday.
After playing a game where Claire eats Michael's pie he gets his revenge by only letting them eat pie. Also Michael doesn't plan on sticking to the promise he made to Jay.

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Neutrality

It's Jay's college graduation day and Michael is determined to make it go flawlessly - but everything that could go wrong does, and the day seems destined for disaster. To make matters worse, Jay thinks Michael, who didn't want her to go to college in the first place, is trying to sabotage her special day.

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Torquemada (play)

List of art museums in the U.S.

DoctorKubla

"We Just Wanna Party with You"

The Kyles are willing to support Michael's inconsolable employee, Larry , who can't get over losing his 103-year-old grandmother. But Larry goes overboard when, at the funeral, he asks Junior to dig her grave, little Kady to kiss his "Grammy" goodbye, and for Jay to sing his beloved grandmother's favorite R&B song for the last time.

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Evans, George Henry

Eric Laneuville

James E. Kelly (artist)

Caraway

The girls' trip to Jay's work isn't quite what they expected but this works out well for Michael.

Cattails and fishing dock

Problem (disambiguation)

Baron Bruce of Whorlton

Jermaine Dupri, Album exec:Ann Carli, Benny Medina, James Lassiter

Downwards

Bruce Fine

St. Raphaël

Interiot

Danim

Duet with Amy Goff

Mason, Ronald Allison Kells

McCormick

Long Field Goal

Hummel Figurines

Jay volunteered to be the director for Kady's kindergarten class play, but due to illness she is forced to step away from the production, leaving it all on the hands of Michael. Michael allows the children to make any changes they want on Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and the result is a very successful – and very weird – play.
Learning to Earn It

Tryde

The Whole World is Watching
Michael Joins a Gym

1867 establishments

Shaddim

Sncl2

Vanneck

Protein families

Frietjes

Cody McCormick

Careful What You Wish For

Johnpacklambert

A Little Romance

Yang Banhou

Geniac

Ch'uan-yu

American novelist

Violetriga

Lincoln College oxford

Bonus Onus

John of Reading

Bernard

Adams

Michael feels neglected because Jay is spending all of her time studying for her psychology final which is the week after! He decides to tutor her, but his efforts cause her to fail. To make it up to her, he tries to bribe her professor to let her re-take the test. Meanwhile, when Kady thinks Franklin prefers her smart friend over her, she tries to act more "brainy."

Margaret Markov

Vincent DalliCardillo

Ron Ng

Khoikhoi

Perionitis

Gullwing doors

James E.

Of Breasts and Basketball

Aasloan

Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. Jr. however, decides to use the fact that he's the boss' son to his advantage and convinces other employees to do his work for him. Elsewhere Claire arranges a secret date with a guy she met on the Internet in a Shakespeare chat room.

August

Billy Rankin

Jay Gets Fired

Box sets

Scott, Mike

Anglo-Saxon Soldier & earl

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Moos

Jean-Marie

Michael decides to teach the kids how to handle money due to their inability of spending their allowance money wisely. He proposes that each kid comes up with their own business, and at the end of the week he'll double whatever profit they make.

New Zealand rugby league player

R. Bell, G. Brown, J. Dupri, M/C. Smith, C. Broadus, J. Taylor

Peau d'orange

Men's 4 × 400 metres relay

Adam Hamburger
While making Claire's bed, Jay finds her diary hidden under the mattress. Of course, she reads it, and is quite shocked to learn that her daughter is thinking about taking the next step with Tony. Meanwhile, Michael is scheduled for an appointment with the eye doctor even though he insists there's nothing wrong with his sight. He decides to have Jr. drive him there so he can test his driving abilities for an upcoming date with a girl. All Kady wants to do is play hide-and-seek...
Blackout

Allmusic

US-CA

Húnán Lǐgōng Xuéyuàn

Raphael kalinowski

Jay is annoyed with Michael who feels that after spending time with her, he's entitled to some alone time - an opinion shared by the many marriage counselors they end up seeing. Meanwhile, Jr. wonders why Claire suddenly wants to hang out with him and his friends.

Eaten Back To Life

Dl2000

While Jay is away at a seminar, Michael hires a maid, Mrs. Hopkins , to look after the family. Mrs. Hopkins fulfills their every need and want to a sweet perfection, including homemade ice cream, an immaculately clean house and handmade outfits for Claire. When Jay comes home, she appreciates Mrs. Hopkins' attention to every detail, but begins to feel that perhaps she has taken over just a bit too much.

1858 establishments

Eunetta T. Boone

Vells

Jay is trying to get rid of some old clothes, so after Michael opposes to that she and him make a deal that everything that is not worn by the end of the week has to go. Meanwhile, Junior is trying to learn how to play the guitar and his friend convinces him to smoke pot. Kady gets angry at Claire for avoiding her.

Jean-Marie Colombani

Lugaid Réoderg

McClennan, Brian

Marshal of the Royal Air Force Sir Dermot Boyle

Alyson Fouse

McClennan with Fabian Soutar after winning the 2005 Bartercard Cup.

Mark

Chair Man of the Board

Lincoln College Oxford

RevRagnarok

Michael's sister Kelly is coming over for the weekend, which freaks Jay out because every time Kelly comes over she overstays her welcome and always gets on Jay's nerves. Things heat up when Kelly brings up Sharon, Michael's old girlfriend and Kelly's best friend...

List of history museums in the U.S.

Myolie Wu

James Vallely

auto

Jay the Artist

ulc

湖南理工学院

Download music

Nenad Petrović (1907)

Standing on the Outside

Kerry Parker

microlepidotus

Xqbot

Michael is recruited to camp out with Kady and her friends and teach them Native American lore. Meanwhile, Claire and Tony, who wants to be a bad boy, plan to stay out all night themselves: they're plotting to sneak out to a 'rave' which all goes horribly wrong when Michael finds out and Claire gets grounded for her actions.

Emacsspeak

Nemia Vainitoba

Abram

Getting Away with Murder

General Buford Memorial

John Caroll University

Table for Too Many
Study Buddy

Llywelyn ap lorwerth

right

Graduation Day
The 'V' Story

117Avenue

Jay buys Jr. computer appliances , and Michael protests saying he'll only use it for porno instead of studying. They start to fight over who's in charge, and make up on Jr.'s room, unaware that they're being seen through Jr.'s website by the entire world. The next day, Jr. discovers what his parents did, and seeing the unlimited reach of the internet, Michael decides to use it for promoting his business.

Cajetan, Tommaso de Vio Gaetani

Ian_Cameron

R.A.K.

Allegro/NAIL

Donlan

Claire has taken her driving permit, but Michael won't lend her the car because he doesn't think she can drive very well. Nevertheless, Claire steals the car keys thinking if she goes out really quick while her parents are gone they will never notice. Unfortunately, she drives by them on her way to meet her friends, and Michael decides to teach her a lesson the Michael Kyle way: stealing the car and making Claire feel guilty about it.
Under a time deadline to catch his flight, Michael tries to prepare his signature, masterpiece sandwich to take with him on the plane. But various family distractions delay his getting to the airport, and his beloved sandwich is searched by suspicious security guards.

Rogers Broadcasting Ltd.

Michael's Band

Bozarslan

湖南理工學院

Ronald20

The English-Speaking Union

January 1971 – September 1993

Sjakkalle

Pakistani-American

Kevin Knotts
Kady has acquired a hamster and Claire has a crush on a boy named Tony. Both developments pose parental challenges for Michael and Jay. The hamster dies and Michael wishes Claire's new beau would follow suit.

Lake dillon

Lugaid Sriab nDerg

He Said, She Said

Petrovic

Acyloin

Rayner

Voxan(motorcycles)

Private

uuc

Van Morrison

artist

List of ship launches in 1901

Legal Research Foundation

1785 establishments

Newburn-upon-Tyne

York, Northumbria

No Rules

"Doggfather"

The Baby

WoodSongs Old-Time Radio Hour

吳全佑

List of My Wife and Kids episodes

Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA

Kerrang!

Bicephal

Bratislava, Czechoslovakia

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Yu Wenjun

Packet Writing

Tommaso de Vio Gaetani Cajetan

Dorothy

Realizing that the garage is no longer a suitable living situation for Jr., Vanessa and the baby, Jay insists that Michael have it remodeled. When the contractor bids are too expensive for his taste, Michael decides to take on the job himself, with Jr.'s help. But when they get in over their heads, Franklin - who happens to be a certified contractor - has to come to their rescue.

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Much to Claire's delight, Michael and Jay forget to recite their house rules — "No friends, no fires, no freedom, no fun" - before going out for the night. As a result, Claire decides to throw a party so she can get in with the so-called right crowd. Things get raucous when someone spikes the punch and a drunken Tony fulfills a fantasy and streaks down the street naked.

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Grassy Knoll

Middletown Township, New Jersey, U.S.

Yuricich

James Widdoes

Srnec

Garcia Morillo

The Kyles and Vanessa's parents escort her to her first ultrasound. When asked if they wanted to know the baby's sex, Michael is the only one who stands out with a positive answer. Obsessed with knowing whether he's having a grandson or a granddaughter, he tries by all means to have the doctor tell him. But, unwillingly Michael blurts it out that the baby is a boy. Meanwhile, Franklin freaks out with the idea of losing Kady to "Smilin' Willie" and tries to learn how to be a dance master.

Ian Cameron

Roth rámach

DadaNeem

Joshua Krist & Eric Lev

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Douglas the Comeback Kid

Letting Go

Rancho Bernardo and neighborhood boundaries

pmid

Insect Repellent

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Michael Dan Ehmig/Alan Hodge

Kalpa Sutras

Cinque2233

Moonlanding hoax

Author

Sir Dermot Alexander

Don Reo

Markov, Margaret

City

The Director

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Kelly, James E.

Michael's imagination takes off when he finds a package of condoms in daughter Claire's backpack — the same day her boyfriend, Tony, is returning from a month in the desert. Annoyed that her father is jumping to conclusions, Claire decides to give him a taste of his own unique brand of discipline. Meanwhile Jr. accidentally gives Kady his pet dog's medicine — and Kady pretends to turn into a dog.
Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Fiachra10003

Ryan Kraft

IDBF

Don Reo & Damon Wayans

Elk Cove (Overboard)

Helminski

Adams in June 2007

SEASCALE

Eddie Schwartz/Dave Tyson

The same day Michael realizes he can't fit into his favorite pair of vintage jeans, he runs into an old high school friend, the muscular Daryl , who doesn't look any older than when Michael last saw him. He enlists Darryl's help to get him back into shape and, in the process, becomes obsessed with looking fit and buff.

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Michael's Sandwich

War

William 5th Baron Huntingfield Vanneck

When an ecstatic Michael scores a ticket to see basketball star LeBron James play at Madison Square Garden, his excitement quickly turns to paranoia when, just days before the game, everyone in the Kyle household – except Michael – comes down with the flu. To ensure that he won't miss the game, he goes to absurd extremes to keep from getting sick, including spraying disinfectant on his family and using a ten-foot grabber to hand Jay her orange juice.
NOTE: Ironically, three days before the episode aired, James' team, the Cleveland Cavaliers, played the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden. Although this wasn't James' first game against the Knicks it was his first game at Madison Square Garden. This episode may have been built around that fact intentionally.

Dave

Board of Trustees

Caraway, Thaddeus H.

The Society of the Friends of St George's and Descendants of the Knights of the Garter

Ethnicities

Washington in Prayer

Thomas G. Farrell

Michael is on a mission — to get his notoriously late family dressed and ready to go to a wedding in 15 minutes, but everybody has some sort of problem that keeps them from getting fully ready.

McCormick, Cody

1816 establishments

Field Goal %

Working It

Tony Benson

Road Trip

Garcia Morillo, Roberto

Jay decides to attend an "Open Your Heart" seminar for struggling couples, even though she and Michael are happier than ever. At the seminar, they are teased against each other and stop talking to one another. Meanwhile, Michael wants his children to learn the value of money and tells Jr. to start his own business selling seamonkeys like he did. Jr., instead of selling the sea-monkey decides to get 100% refunds on the clothes Claire buys with a 40% discount at the store she's working. When Jr. gets caught, Claire gets fired and Michael punishes him by making him wear the clothes he wanted refund.

Shonagh Kenderdine

Yu Wenjun, Empress

When Jr. wins a national competition for his cartoon entitled "My Wife & Kid" - based on himself, Vanessa, the baby and the rest of the Kyle family - it catches the attention of ABC. Michael becomes Jr.'s agent, but the meeting with the television executives goes badly, crushing Jr.'s dream opportunity, so now Michael has to find a way to rectify the situation. Meanwhile, Claire threatens to break up with Tony unless he can bring some "umph" into their relationship.

Kabir

Preševo Valley

The Amazing Jonathan

Roberto Garcia Morillo

Barrowhall Lane

Helminski, Kabir

Michael meets his friend Jimmy at the golf club and is impressed with how much hair he's grown with the help of some "miracle" pills called "Hair It 'Tis". As he starts to take them in overdose, weird stripes of hair rise from his chronically bald head. He also starts to get paranoid that Jay is trying to kill him after they take out life insurance. Meanwhile, Kady becomes very jealous of Claire when she volunteers to be on the big sister program.

William 5th Baron Huntingfield

BOTijo

The Tylers and The Kyles go at it in a game of bowling. All this is going on during Star Trek night. Junior meanwhile develops a crush on the Tylers' daughter and can't work up the courage to ask her out.

1964 Summer

Jr. Gets His License

Vanneck, William 5th Baron Huntingfield

Michael and Jay panic when Claire reveals that she and Tony have decided to have sex. Her parents try by all means to change their minds and stop them.

Chochopk

Bryan P. C. C.

Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. invites Jay along to their all-male poker game. Michael decides, in turn, to crash Jay's all-female book club, where they're discussing the latest book by Angeline Boudreaux.

Bozarslan, Mehmed Emin

Lludd

Duet with John Parr

An Act to make better provision for Local Government in London.

Oyirad

Bahamas
Junior gets some tattoos, and after Michael makes a rule that there are no consequences in a family meeting , he teaches Junior and himself about trust.

Peter Elyakim

Michael's brother Ken comes to visit and brings his newest girlfriend. Michael envies his brother because his own sex life became a little boring - Jay keeps asking for more spontaneity and Michael doesn't know what to do. Meanwhile, Claire is worried about winning a dancing contest. She's not satisfied with Jr. being the only one with trophies to show around, and despite her father's dissatisfaction with her dance moves, she manages to get a second place - which is not exactly what she hoped for.
Romantic Night

Le roi malgré lui

Friends of Holy Trinity Cathedral Parnell

Karen Ramey

Wu Ch'uan-yü

Location within Macedonia

Thru Thick and Thin

ZIP codes

Geoffrey Knoop

One More Kiss

Graco (baby products)

Cassen

Lead(ii) nitrate

Journalist

144th overall

Bell

DarknessBot

List of ship commissionings in 1904

Chair

Craig Wayans & Damien Wayans

Goodwife

Childcare Class

St. Raphael Kalinowski

Nenad Petrović (1925)

When Vanessa innocently buys Jr. a foosball game, Jr. discovers his competitive nature and becomes obnoxious when he wins. When Michael challenges Jr. and wins, he initially wants to teach his son a lesson about being a good winner. But then when Michael continues to win, his "fatherly lesson" goes out the window and instead he becomes obsessed with playing foosball. Desperate, the Kyles have to come up with a plan to break the game's hold on Michael. They send Franklin to teach Michael a lesson.

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Butchered At Birth

Calvin Comes to Stay

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Harry S. Chebookjian

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Double Date

Tuba Mirum

Arkansas

Adams, Mary Kay

Live at Wembley

Kumioko

Feldstein

During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they've had with their kids and various friends. Some of these memorable moments include Jay's obsession with her weight and Michael's visit to a proctologist. Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Dr. Robert (Bob) Brent Thirsk

Nick

Philip Charles MacKenzie

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Sister Story

List of ship commissionings in 1903

AvicBot

Nemia

In his excitement to tape a basketball game, Michael accidentally records over a home video of Kady's first steps, which happens to be one of Jay's most cherished family moments. When Jay decides to have a family home movie night, Michael must act quickly and enlists Franklin's help to reenact that moment of Kyle family history.
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England

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The Remodel

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