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American rap artist S.mouse has found himself under pressure from his record label over his self-penned YouTube released "Poo on You". The music video sees S.mouse defecating on a police car. He later makes an online apology to his fans and is put under house arrest at his parents' house for two months.

Nathan makes a tribute video to "Poo on You" and gets himself in trouble with the local Dunt police. His hearing condition is worsening and the authorities suggest that Nathan should be sent to a deaf school in Adelaide for a two-year course. Daniel is not dealing with it well and wants Nathan to stay.

Meanwhile new inmate, Talib, arrives at the Garingal Juvenile Justice Centre, and ends up being bullied by the other inmates who call him the "dog wanker".

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Seth Explains Teen Slang, Anna Wintour: Comedy Icon
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;Top passers
* PIT – Michael Vick 13/26, 203 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT
* SD – Philip Rivers 35/48, 365 yards, 2 TD 1 INT
;Top rushers
* PIT – Le'Veon Bell 21 rushes, 111 yards, 1 TD
* SD – Melvin Gordon 15 rushes, 42 yards
;Top receivers
* PIT – Markus Wheaton 1 rec, 72 yards, 1 TD
* SD – Antonio Gates 9 rec, 92 yards, 2 TD
;Top tacklers
* PIT – Lawrence Timmons 9 tackles
* SD – Jeremiah Attaochu 9 tackles

Hiyori's first day at high school becomes a nightmare for her when Yato possesses her body, after she unintentionally slips out of it upon falling asleep. He uses Hiyori's body to his advantage by doing all sorts of embarrassing and over-the-top things to spread word of his services to the other students, with Kofuku joining in on the fun. Yukine tries to get Tenjin and Mayu to help put a stop to Yato's antics, but they too end up getting distracted. As Hiyori struggles to make Yato return her body, she and Yukine spot a perverted student, who sneaked a camera into the girl's changing rooms, and discover he has been possessed by a phantom. When the student attempts to jump out of the window upon being discovered, Yato manages to rescue him and subdue the phantom, but ends up breaking his shoulder in the process. As such, Yato is caught and given an appropriate punishment whilst Hiyori begins her next day of school with a bizarre reputation.

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;First quarter
;Second quarter
;Third quarter
;Fourth quarter

Daniel is told that Gran has received RSVP's from both Blake Oakfield and Tim regarding their invitations to Nathan's "Legendary Farewell Party", but has yet to receive a response from S.mouse. After seeing a near-truck crash, Daniel and his mate Black Daniel make up a story about an Aborigine child named Wally being crushed by the truck and send an e-mail about it to S.mouse, hoping it will convince him to attend the party. Kerry and Steve are married in their home backyard, and Daniel and his mates, and Nathan provide the entertainment at the wedding.

S.mouse has a week of house arrest left, and spends it doing photo-shoots for his soon to be released independent album, The Real Me. During the photo-shoot, a paparazzi helicopter secretly takes photos of S.mouse shirtless and puts them online, claiming that he has become fat. S.mouse later finds out that Lasquisha has dumped him, not wanting to be associated with someone believed to be fat. Danthony and S.mouse later read the letter Daniel sent him.

Gran's prize guinea pig, Kerri-Anne, is found dead near the guinea pig hutches. Talib is believed to be the cause of her death by the other inmates, who bully him even more. He is finally pushed to his limit and beats up bully Marlon, forcing Gran to give him two days in the Isolation Unit. Gran mistakenly gives Talib and Justin, another inmate in the Isolation Unit, extra bedsheets, resulting in a suicide attempt by Justin. Worried that Talib will do the same thing, Gran removes him from the Isolation Unit early, and is informed by the head officer of Garingal that she may have to retire.

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During the spring, Hiyori invites all the Gods and Regalias together for a flower viewing party under the cherry blossoms. Whilst the various groups get to know each other, Yato and Bishimon continue to have trouble seeing eye to eye and wind up having a drinking contest against each other. In their drunken state, Bishamon, blaming herself for the death of her clans, gets a hand over mouth kiss from Yato, prompting a fierce punishment that ruins the party. The next day, Yukine receives a magazine for Regalias that Yato had been keeping from him, which includes a scathing interview from Mayu and a questionnaire for Yukine to fill in. As the various Gods look over the questionnaires submitted by their Regalias, Yato, who receives a subtle punishment for his misbehavior, feels relieved that Yukine has no intention of changing his job.

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S.mouse creates a home studio to work on his own music for his new album, The Real Me. The album will be released independently and is executively produced by his best friend, Danthony. S.mouse has decided he wants Barbadian singer Rihanna to feature on his new song, "Big Black Balls". His girlfriend, Lasquisha, reveals she wants to sing on the song instead. After refusing to let her sing on "Big Black Balls", S.mouse soon finds out that he has no choice but to let Lasquisha sing on the song or else she will sue him.

Meanwhile, the deaf school that Nathan will soon be attending, suggests he should spend a day with a deaf family. During the family's visit to their home, Nathan asks Daniel to meet him outside. Although Daniel cannot find Nathan, he soon appears to be standing near the water tank and urinates all over Daniel, who decides to get revenge. Later, Daniel tricks Nathan into drinking his Gatorade. Before Nathan drinks it, he realises it is Daniel's urine and spills the drink all over Daniel's bed.

Jen trains Tim everyday to keep fit. During one of their training sessions, Jen uses one of her exercise techniques with Tim, which is to make him fart.

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Week Seven: Pittsburgh Steelers at Kansas City Chiefs – Game summary

;Top passers
* PIT – Ben Roethlisberger 20/24, 192 yards, 1 INT
* STL – Nick Foles 19/28, 197 yards, 1 INT
;Top rushers
* PIT – Le'Veon Bell 19 rushes, 62 yards, 1 TD
* STL – Chris Givens 1 rush, 24 yards
;Top receivers
* PIT – Antonio Brown 11 rec, 108 yards
* STL – Kenny Britt 7 rec, 102 yards
;Top tacklers
* PIT – Stephon Tuitt 5 tackles, 1 sack
* STL – Janoris Jenkins 6 tackles, 1 INT

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David Duchovny, Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge, Brooks Wheelan
Ham Radio, Glenn Close reads Bob Balaban's lymric
Bye Bye Boehner, Seth wishes viewers a happy birthday and sends a message to his neighbor
Late Night with Seth Meyers'' 2015 episodes
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Justin Timberlake writes Late Night theme

;First quarter
* PIT – 7:18 Josh Scobee 21-yard FG. Drive: 7 plays, 77 yards, 7:42
;Second quarter
* PIT – 13:00 Le'Veon Bell 1-yard TD run, Drive: 12 plays, 92 yards, 6:03
* STL – 2:05 Greg Zuerlein 49-yard FG. Drive: 9 plays, 50 yards, 4:47
;Third quarter
* No Scoring
;Fourth quarter
* STL – 5:38 Greg Zuerlein 27-yard FG. Drive: 7 plays, 62 yards, 4:06
* PIT – 1:56 Josh Scobee 41-yard FG. Drive: 4 plays, 8 yards, 0:55

Tim is filming a commercial for Ooshi Cola but Jen insists on having a stunt double doing Tim's skateboard scene and having Tim shirtless and oiled. Frustrated, Tim storms out of the studio. Later, to Jen's anger, he reveals to his 500,000 fans on his website that he is straight and has a girlfriend, with whom he has been having a relationship with secretly for several months.

Blake is released from prison on bail and Ashley is reimprisoned, however, Blake still has a court date. Kareena eventually left Blake after arguments and went to Sydney, taking their children with them. Hunter moves in with Blake and he and the other Mucca Mad Boys attempt to cheer Blake up, who is upset at losing his family. Blake later reveals that, to try win Kareena back, he will enter the Billabong Legends of Surfing Tour he had previously declined to enter, and will also undergo the artificial balls transplant.

Nathan runs away from home after Daniel teases him about his school uniform for his deaf school. Daniel gets his mate, Black Daniel to help him look for Nathan, using Black Daniel's Aboriginal tracking ability, eventually heading to a lake where they assume Nathan drowned in. Upon returning home, they discover that Nathan was in fact hiding in a cupboard praying, not wanting to go to his deaf school after all. Nathan gets revenge on Daniel for his teasing by uploading photos of a naked baby Daniel to his Myspace profile.

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Week Two: San Francisco 49ers at Pittsburgh Steelers – Game summary

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;First Quarter
* KC – – Cairo Santos 30 yard Field Goal
* PIT – – Chris Boswell 24 yard Field Goal
;Second Quarter
* KC – – Cairo Santos 22 yard Field Goal
* KC – – Cairo Santos 27 yard Field Goal
;Third Quarter
* KC – – Charcandrick West 1 yard run
* PIT – – Martavis Bryant 19 yard pass from Landry Jones
;Fourth Quarter
* PIT – – Chris Boswell 36 yard Field Goal
* KC – – Chris Conley 6 yard pass from Alex Smith

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Nathan and Daniel Sims are identical twin brothers who reside with their family in the small town of Dunt, South Australia. When Nathan and Daniel finish school, they intend to pursue their father's dream of running a successful farm. Nathan and Daniel introduce their "Wall of Legends", which consists of photos, upon their bedroom wall, of people who they consider to be "absolute legends". Significant people on the "Wall of Legends" include their father, Gran, S.mouse and Blake Oakfield. Nathan's "Wall of Legends" is primarily made up of female models. To Nathan and Daniel's displeasure, their mother's boyfriend, Steve, moves into their household. A phone call from a hearing specialist reveals that Nathan's hearing is worsening and he will soon become profoundly deaf.

Gran, the grandmother of Nathan and Daniel, is an officer at the Garingal Juvenile Justice Centre. She describes herself as tough, yet a mother figure for the boys. She displays a lack of political correctness as she divides the inmates into two teams of "light skins" and "dark skins" for a soccer game. Gran also plays her favourite game with the boys called "gotcha", in which she tricks one of the boys into believing that he's about to be released. She also keeps the inmates entertained with "Friday Night Song Night", where she performs various songs. Gran lives in a house within the premises with fellow officer, Penny. Gran looks after 23 guinea pigs and her favourite is named Kerrie-Anne

;Top passers
* SF – Colin Kaepernick 33/46, 335 yards, 2 TD
* PIT – Ben Roethlisberger 21/27, 369 yards, 3 TD
;Top rushers
* SF – Colin Kaepernick 9 rushes, 51 Yards
* PIT – DeAngelo Williams 20 rushes, 77 Yards, 3 TD
;Top receivers
* SF – Torrey Smith 6 rec, 120 Yards, 1 TD
* PIT – Antonio Brown 9 rec, 195 Yards, 1 TD
;Top tacklers
* SF – Eric Reid 6 Tackles
* PIT – Ryan Shazier 15 Tackles, 1 Sack, 1 Forced Fumble

Blake and his mate, Hunter, decide to start up a surf school for fat boys. Blake sees it as a way to get the boys' confidence up. During one of their training sessions, Julian gets injured and is taken to the hospital. Blake later gets a call from the hospital that Julian will be ok.

Daniel and Nathan's mum and Steve go away for the long weekend and Daniel is left to babysit his brothers and sister. Daniel throws a party for all the teenagers in Dunt. During the party, Nathan's arm gets stuck in a drain pipe, leaving Daniel with no choice but to call his mum to come back home from their long weekend holiday. Steve cuts off the pipe with a saw. They later announce that during their holiday, they got engaged and are getting married.

Meanwhile, back at the Garingal Juvenile Justice Centre, the inmates are still bullying Talib for being a "dog wanker". Talib still hasn't spoken since he first arrived at the centre. Gran tries to get him to speak by letting him feed her guinea pigs and sing at the "Friday Night Song Night". However, Talib still doesn't speak. Every month, Gran gets a young boy visitor to the centre and shows him around the place. She likes to frighten the visitor by getting the inmates to dress up scary and pretend that they are slaves. However, the visitor sees Talib riding a scooter and realises that they are only pretending. Gran gets angry at Talib and tells him that he is an "idiot" and needs to "grow some balls". Gran gets in trouble from an officer at the centre and is forced to apologize to Talib. After apologizing, Talib begins to speak.

As Yato and Yukine try to figure out how to restore Hiyori's memories, they are confronted by Nora, who reveals she had stolen Hiyori's memory of Yato and has become Furuhime, regalia of Rabo, who attacks Yato in an attempt to awaken some repressed memories. As Yato finds himself unable to beat Rabo and Furuhime, the two take their leave, with Furuhime stating she will return Hiyori's memory if Yato can defeat Rabo. It is revealed that Rabo is a calamity god, a god who answers malicious wishes to kill people, phantoms, and gods, who once worked alongside Yato, who was also a calamity god himself. As Yato becomes conflicted over whether restoring Hiyori's memory is the right thing to do, Yukine shows Hiyori a picture book detailing the times they have spent together. Meanwhile, Furuhime reveals that Hiyori's memory is further waning, shown when she loses her memory of Yukine, and will leave her as an empty vessel if nothing is done. Despite knowing the risks involved, Yato and Yukine resolve to restore Hiyori's memory.

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;Top passers
* ARI – Carson Palmer 29/45, 421 Yards, 1 TD, 2 INT
* PIT – Landry Jones 8/12, 168 Yards, 2 TD
;Top rushers
* ARI – Chris Johnson 14 rushes, 40 yards
* PIT – Le'Veon Bell 24 rushes, 88 yards
;Top receivers
* ARI – John Brown 10 rec, 196 Yards
* PIT – Martavis Bryant 6 rec, 137 Yards, 2 TD
;Top tacklers
* ARI – Deone Bucannon 7 tackles
* PIT – Antwon Blake 12 tackles

Seth acknowledges death of Vincent Musetto, Ya Burnt
Adventures in Twitter, Scoot, This Week in Numbers
Solamente Inglés, Seth & Mom Go Drinking
Josh Hartnett, Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough
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;First quarter
*ARI – 8:17 Michael Floyd 3-yard pass from Carson Palmer, , Drive: 6 plays, 47 yards, 2:57.
;Second quarter
* PIT – 6:06 Chris Boswell 47-yard FG. Drive: 5 plays, 34 yards, 3:12
* ARI – 0:47 Chandler Catanzaro 31-yard FG. Drive: 13 plays, 68 yards, 5:19
;Third quarter
* PIT – 11:14 Chris Boswell 48-yard FG. Drive: 7 plays, 31 yards, 3:46
* PIT – 8:45 Martavis Bryant 8-yard TD pass from Landry Jones, , Drive: 4 plays, 32 yards, 1:36
* PIT – 2:32 Chris Boswell 51-yard FG. Drive: 7 plays, 26 yards, 3:28
;Fourth quarter
* ARI – 14:56 Chandler Catanzaro 39-yard FG. Drive: 6 plays, 61 yards, 2:36
* PIT – 7:19 Chris Boswell 28-yard FG. Drive: 13 plays, 68 yards, 7:37
* PIT – 1:58 Martavis Bryant 88-yard TD pass from Landry Jones, , Drive: 2 plays, 90 yards, 0:22

As Yukine takes up a part time job at Daikoku's food stand to help repay what he stole, he and Hiyori hear from Miyu about how Tenjin banished one of his regalias for stinging him with blight. Meanwhile, Tenjin informs Yato, who finally contemplates fulfilling Hiyori's request, that he may be able to fix her problem if he cuts his ties with her. On New Year's Day, as Yato and Yukine fight a group of phantoms, Hiyori, who was on a shrine visit with her friends, is lured out by Nora, who sends her own phantoms to chase after her. As Hiyori is saved as the phantoms are dissolved by dawn's sunlight, Nora informs her about Rabo and his desire to kill Yato, telling her to stop existing. After Yato and Yukine manage to defeat all the phantoms, they catch up to Hiyori, only to find she has no memory of who Yato is.

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* San Diego Chargers *
* Carolina Panthers

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Hiyori's presence as a spirit is discovered by Kazuma, who chooses to keep this a secret from Bishamon, before telling Hiyori that if nothing is done about Yukine, Yato will die. Later that night, as Yato is helping out at a convenience store, Yukine is caught trying to steal some charity money. Just then, another phantom appears, and despite Nora's presence causing Yukine unease, Yato assures him that he is his regalia and manages to defeat the phantom with him.

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;Top passers
* BAL – J. Flacco 20/33, 189 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT
* PIT – M. Vick 19/26, 124 yards, 1 TD
;Top rushers
* BAL – J. Forsett 27 rushes, 150 yards
* PIT – L. Bell 22 rushes, 129 yards, 1 TD
;Top receivers
* BAL – K. Aiken 5 rec, 77 yards, 1 TD
* PIT – A. Brown 5 rec, 42 yards
;Top tacklers
* BAL – D. Smith 9 tackles, 1 sack
* PIT – L. Timmons 10 tackles, 1 sack

Week Six: Arizona Cardinals at Pittsburgh Steelers – Game summary

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Jen is worried that Tim has been aggressive lately, his skating is not as good, he isn't concentrating on school work and is falling asleep most times. She takes Tim to the doctors to see whats wrong, and finds out that he is overworked and depressed. Jen tries to get him more relaxed and says she will take some of his responsibilities. She gets Tim a dog named "Gay Dog", apparently the first ever gay dog. Jen wants Tim to become best friends with the dog and to teach it how to skate.

Meanwhile, S.mouse performs "Slap My Elbow" and a new song at a Preschool, although the children don't seem to care. Lasquisha tells S.mouse that they don't know him and he'll already be forgotten once his house arrest is over. S.mouse goes to the mall, even though he is not allowed to leave the house, to prove that he is still famous. However, no one cares that he is there and Lasquisha asks people if they know him, they say no. When they arrive home, a parole officer tightens the security on S.mouse's ankle monitor. If he walks out the gate, he will get electrocuted. S.mouse spends the afternoon writing a new song called "Whack My Knee" and Lasquisha comes up with a dance craze for the song.

Daniel's mum makes a threat to him that if he continues to use the word "fag", then he would have to spend the day with Henry Keddys, a homosexual teenager from Dunt. Daniel almost immediately says the word again and ends up spending the day with Henry. He doesn't seem too interested in hanging with Henry, but they become friends after Daniel learns that he is friends with a pair of attractive girls from Dunt. Nathan invites Daniel's mates over; thinking that Daniel would be embarrassed. However, after finding out that Henry is friends with the girls, they too accept him.

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Week Four: Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgh Steelers – Game summary

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;First quarter
* PIT – 7:41 Josh Scobee 45-yard FG. Drive: 8 plays, 52 yards, 4:59
* BAL - 0:25 Michael Campanaro 9-yard TD run, Justin Tucker kick. Drive: 12 plays, 75 yards, 7:16
;Second quarter
* PIT - 1:37 Le'Veon Bell 11-yard TD run, Josh Scobee kick. Drive: 8 plays, 67 yards, 3:09
* PIT – 0:01 Josh Scobee 36-yard FG. Drive: 5 plays, 27 yards, 0:39
;Third quarter
* PIT – 10:41 Darrius Heyward-Bey 9-yard TD pass from Michael Vick, Josh Scobee kick. Drive: 6 plays, 26 yards, 4:08
* BAL – 7:27 Kamar Aiken 15-yard TD pass from Joe Flacco, Justin Tucker kick. Drive: 6 plays, 80 yards, 3:14
;Fourth quarter
* BAL – 10:14 Justin Tucker 40-yard FG. Drive: 12 plays, 38 yards, 6:58
* BAL – 0:03 Justin Tucker 42-yard FG. Drive: 1 play, -1 yard, 0:03
;Overtime
* BAL – Justin Tucker 52-yard FG. Drive: 8 plays, 32 yards, 4:33

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After hearing that Chase won't be attending his "Legendary Farewell Party", Nathan decides he wants to invite skateboarding champion, Tim Okazaki, and gets Gran to send him an invite. Daniel is frustrated when he finds out Nathan has used up all the Internet download usage downloading pornography. He is also annoyed to find Nathan masturbating on the computer chair and during the night, and decides to come up with solution to stop Nathan from obsessive masturbating. He then decides that the best solution is to put plastic bottles on Nathan's hands.

Tim Okazaki is a Japanese teen boy, who has become the world's first gay skateboarder, and is known as a huge star in Japan. His mother, Jen Okazaki, is his manager and a mother of three. Jen moved with her family to America for a better life for her children. She realises that Tim's career can be better promoted from Tokyo if she markets him as not only as a cute Japanese boy, but also as a homosexual. However, Tim reveals he's actually American, speaks with a fake Japanese accent, and is not gay at all. Jen owns a successful empire called, "GayStyle Enterprises", in which she sells cock-shaped whistles, perfume dispensers, water bottles and scrubbing brushes.

Meanwhile, Blake's laid-back beach life-style is threatened by his wife demanding he pick up the groceries, and the Fennel Hell Men wanting to surf at 'Mucca Mad Boys' break.

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Yato and Yukine are called to Hiyori's school at the request of a bullied student, with Yato giving him a certain something to use. Whilst at the school, Yukine laments that he never had the chance to go to high school himself and make friends with others. The student is driven by a phantom to confront the bully using a knife Yato had given him, but he manages to hold himself back and disperse the phantom with his own will. Yukine, however, gives into his frustration and starts breaking the school's windows, causing Yato's blight to spread further. As Hiyori discovers this, she risks herself to try and bring him to Kofuku and Daikoku, getting blighted herself in the process. Kofuku and Daikoku shut them out with a borderline.

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;First quarter
* SD – 9:50 Antonio Gates 12-yard TD pass from Philip Rivers, Josh Lambo kick. Drive: 5 plays, 84 yards, 2:22
;Second quarter
* PIT – 4:24 Chris Boswell 47-yard FG. Drive: 9 plays, 47 yards, 5:38
;Third quarter
* PIT – 3:21 Antwon Blake 70-yard interception return, Chris Boswell kick. Drive: 9 plays, 49 yards, 3:39
;Fourth quarter
* SD – 14:49 Josh Lambo 40-yard FG. Drive: 8 plays, 58 yards, 3:32
* SD – 8:02 Antonio Gates 11-yard TD pass from Philip Rivers, Josh Lambo kick. Drive: 8 plays, 60 yards, 5:50
* PIT – 7:42 Markus Wheaton 72-yard TD pass from Michael Vick, Chris Boswell kick. Drive: 1 plays, 72 yards, 0:20
* SD – 2:56 Josh Lambo 54-yard FG. Drive: 12 plays, 44 yards, 4:46
* PIT - 0:00 Le'Veon Bell 1-yard TD run, Chris Boswell kick. Drive: 12 plays, 80 yards, 2:56

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Week Three: Pittsburgh Steelers at St. Louis Rams – Game summary

Gran is informed that she must retire from Garingal due to her Alzheimer's disease. After parting ways with Penny and Talib, she attends a surprise farewell party held for her by the inmates. Gran decides to move to Dunt to live with her family.

Nathan teaches his family some select sign language, while Daniel and his mates continue to prepare for Nathan's "Legendary Farewell Party". However, during a Skype talk with Gran, Daniel is informed about her disease, which made Gran forget to send the invitations to Blake and Tim about the party.

Since Tim announced he was not gay and in fact, has a girlfriend named Omeya, the 6 million dollar Ooshi Cola ad campaign was cancelled and GayStyle Enterprises has been low on sales, which is upsetting Jen. She later runs away from home, leaving a note saying she will kill herself and Gay Dog if Tim doesn't reclaim he is gay. Tim and Bruce later find Jen hiding at a hotel. Tim tells Jen that he plans to dump her as his manager, and will be replaced by Bruce.

S.mouse launches his new album, The Real Me, at a club in Los Angeles to a crowd who are less than pleased. Realising that he isn't really expressing the real him, S.mouse reads Daniel's letter again about an Aborigine child named Wally who was crushed by a truck. He writes a song about the incident called "Squashed Nigga", and decides to sing the song instead of rapping it.

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Paul Rudd, Paula Pell and James Anderson

Entrepreneur and Investor – Founder of SJD Accountancy.

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Week One: Pittsburgh Steelers at New England Patriots – Game summary

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Yukine, depressed about being used by Yato to kill the girl spirit instead of saving her, steals the skateboard he had his eye on before. When Yato stops him, Hiyori appears, deciding to cover for Yukine by claiming she bought it for him. Just then, a god named Bishamon, holding a personal grudge against him, appears and attacks Yato. Hiyori calls Kofuku and Daikoku to help, tracking Yato's location using her sense of smell. However, Kofuku's attempt to stop the battle ends up making things worse by causing a huge hole with raging storms appear. Bishamon tries to take advantage of the situation, dealing some damage to Yato, but is urged by one of her regalia, Kazuma, to retreat to protect her other regalia.

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Week Five: Pittsburgh Steelers at San Diego Chargers – Game summary

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Daniel organises "Nathan's Legendary Farewell Party" before he leaves for deaf school. Daniel plans to invite all of the legends from his "Wall of Legends" to the party, including S.mouse, Blake Oakfield and Emily Chase. Gran agrees to email their managers. Steve later tells Daniel that Chase has declined the invite.

Blake Oakfield, one of the legends on Daniel's "Wall of Legends", is a 38-year-old champion surfer from Narmucca Bay, New South Wales. He is a father of two with a pregnant wife, and he is dedicated to the surf gang he founded as a young man, the Mucca Mad Boys. Many of the locals within Narmucca Bay dislike Oakfield and his gang because they are known to cause trouble. After having his testicles shot and amputated as a result of a gang fight with the Fennel Hell Men, Oakfield felt his surfing career wasn't the same anymore and decided to quit. He claims that his current occupation is keeping Narmucca Bay safe from the Fennel Hell Men.

Meanwhile, S.mouse who is still under house arrest, receives a demo from his manager, Larry, and he expresses great dislike of the track. S.mouse decides to release a new single called "Grandmother Fucker", and he gets his best friend, Danthony, to upload the music video online. The video features an appearance by S.mouse's grandmother, which angers his father, Shwayne Senior. S.mouse later receives a phone call from his manager that he has been dropped from his record label due to the video receiving so many complaints.

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After Yato teaches Yukine how to make a borderline, which regalia can use against phantoms, Hiyori decides to have Yukine live in her house, feeling Yato can't look after him properly. After some reluctance, Yato agrees to let Yukine stay with her. Yato ends up sneaking himself too, keeping Yukine in check before he gets any ideas about Hiyori. The next day, Yukine runs away after Hiyori stops him from stealing a skateboard, with Yato later explaining to her that any impure thoughts Yukine has results in pain for himself. Whilst running away, Yukine encounters a little girl, which he later learns to be the spirit of a girl who died in a traffic accident. However, the girl ends up getting possessed by a phantom and becomes consumed by it, forcing Yato to use Yukine to defeat her against his will .

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;Top passers
* PIT – Landry Jones – 16/29, 209 yards
* KC – Alex Smith – 21/32, 251 yards
;Top rushers
* PIT – Le'Veon Bell – 17, 121 yards
* KC – Charcandrick West – 22, 110 yards
;Top receivers
* PIT – Antonio Brown – 6, 124 yards
* KC – Chris Conley – 6, 63 yards
;Top tacklers
* PIT – Lawrence Timmons – 7 tackles
* KC – Marcus Peters – 4 tackles

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Yato and Yukine warp over to Rabo's shrine, mistakenly dragging Hiyori along with them. Yato immediately engages Rabo and Furuhime, only to be easily fended off and taken prisoner by a spell of Rabo's which enshrouds the victim in a sphere of water. Hiyori manages to pull Yato out, allowing the fight to resume. Unsatisfied with Yato's performance, Rabo decides to destroy the jewel-like sphere containing Hiyori's stolen memories, causing her to fall unconscious. Angered by this, Yato appears to awaken to his former self as a god of calamity, and easily kicks Rabo into the stone cliff surrounding the site. Having seen that Yato had returned to his old self, Rabo absorbs the storm which had been raging from above, thus merging with its phantoms. An exchange between the two causes boulders to loosen, one of which heads directly for Hiyori. Yato saves her just in time, and holds her tightly to his body in a protective gesture. Hiyori's memories are awakened by his scent, and she returns to consciousness. Realizing he has to get rid of Hiyori, Rabo takes hold of her, but is finished off by Yato and Yukine with a move used for cleansing phantoms. As the three make their way back home, Hiyori tells Yato and Yukine that she never wants to sever her ties with them.

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Yato takes Hiyori and Yukine to meet a fellow god named Kofuku, and her Regalia, Daikoku. In the middle of their talk, Yato is summoned by a suicidal office worker named Usuke Urasawa, whom he accidentally knocks off the top of a building in the process. On the way down, Usuke explains how his luck and fortune went downhill in pursuit of love for a girl, who turns out to be Kofuku, revealed to be a Binbougami who causes bad luck and misfortune to those around her. Yato manages to use Yukine to sever Usuke's ties and memories to Kofuku, before ensuring he lands safely. After Yato collects his payment, Kofuku tells Hiyori that Yato had once killed before. Later, as Yato tells Hiyori to go to Kofuku and Daikoku should anything happen to him, Yukine encounters a strange woman, who is revealed to be Nora--Yato's former Regalia.
As Hiyori ends up drifting out of her body more often than not, she takes advantage of her new agile form. Despite being reminded by Hiyori about the job she paid him for, Yato insists that he can't do anything until he gets a new Regalia. Assuming a Regalia could be made from any phantom, Hiyori goes in search of one, only for it to turn out to be a really hostile one. Hiyori attempts to fight the phantom herself but is stopped by Yato, who is injured in the process. After retreating to treat his 'blight' wound, which can spread if left untreated, Yato explains that Hiyori's tail is what connects her to her physical form, and if it is cut, she will die. The phantom returns, and Yato spots an uncorrupted spirit and claims it as his new Regalia, which takes the form of a white katana, allowing Yato to defeat the phantom. Yato afterwards decides to name his Regalia Yukine, which transforms into the form a teenage human boy.

Gran organizes "Family Day", an event that occurs four times a year. The inmates get to invite their families to the event and tell them what it is like living in Juvenile Centre. Talib's mother doesn't turn up and Gran is seen to be forgetting things. Afterwards, Gran and Talib reveal their deep darkest secrets to each other, where Talib claims that his mother didn't turn up because she hates him and Gran reveals she has Alzheimer's disease.

Meanwhile, Blake's former Mucca Mad Boy member, Ashley, has just came out of prison and visits him. Ashley expresses a wish to punish Packo for causing Blake to loose his testicles. He borrows Blake's van so he can visit the people he knows. Blake is later arrested after it is revealed Packo has been shot and is in intensive care. The police claim to have seen Blake's van drive away from the shooting, leaving them to suspect he was involved. However, Blake was at home with Kareena the whole night and Ashley was the one who actually committed the crime.

Daniel is jealous of Nathan's popularity with the girls. After three failed attempts at trying to score a date with Chloe Gary, who works at the local video store, Daniel pretends to be Nathan. He then calls Chloe claiming that he is Nathan and asks her out. Chloe tells him to meet her at the store. However, she knew it was Daniel all along and tells him to go away.

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;Top passers
* PIT – Ben Rothlisberger – 26/38, 351 yards, TD, INT
* NE – Tom Brady – 25/32, 288 yards, 4 TD
;Top rushers
* PIT – DeAngelo Williams – 21 rushes, 127 yards
* NE – Dion Lewis – 15 rushes, 69 yards
;Top receivers
* PIT – Antonio Brown – 9 rec, 133 yards, TD
* NE – Julian Edelman – 11 rec, 97 yards
;Top tacklers
* PIT – Will Allen – 8 tackles, 1 sack
* NE – Dont'a Hightower – 6 tackles, 1 sack

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Daikoku and Kofuku only allow Hiyori to come through the borderline so she can cleanse her blight, stating that Yato will die unless Yukine receives punishment by ablution. Although Daikoku manages to enlist the help of Mayu, he struggles to find a third Regalia to help perform the ablution. Rejecting the thought of calling on Nora, as she might kill Yukine, Hiyori goes to Bishamon's shrine to request Kazuma's help. As the three Regalias get together, they discover Yukine's back is covered with phantoms and begin their ablution, in which Yukine must endure pain until he confesses to his sins, or otherwise transform into a phantom himself. Yukine admits his crimes and expresses his jealousy of the living and his envy of what they have. As Yukine's condition worsens, Hiyori and Yato calls out to him, reminding him that they are his friends, and the name Yato gave him is that of a person's. Hearing this, Yukine apologises for all the bad things he had done, allowing the ablution to be successfully carried out. With both Yato and Yukine back to normal, they both feel thankful towards Hiyori for saving their lives. Meanwhile, Nora has awakened a god named Rabo, who has a grudge against Yato.

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;First quarter
* PIT - 4:20 Heath Miller 2-yard pass from Ben Roethlisberger, , Drive: 8 plays, 83 yards, 3:19.
;Second quarter
* SF - 10:27 Phil Dawson 47-yard FG. Drive: 17 plays, 58 yards, 8:53.
* PIT - 8:07 DeAngelo Williams 2-yard TD run, , Drive: 7 plays, 80 yards, 2:20.
* PIT - 5:45 Darrius Heyward-Bey 35-yard pass from Ben Roethlisberger, , Drive: 1 play, 35 yards, 0:07.
* PIT - 1:58 DeAngelo Williams 2-yard TD run, , Drive: 6 plays, 42 yards, 2:42.
;Third quarter
* No Scoring
;Fourth quarter
* SF - 13:16 Anquan Boldin 14-yard pass from Colin Kaepernick, , Drive: 6 plays, 64 yards, 1:51.
* PIT - 10:25 DeAngelo Williams 1-yard TD run, , Drive: 6 plays, 80 yards, 2:51.
* SF - 9:43 Torrey Smith 75-yard pass from Colin Kaepernick,

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As Yukine tries to adjust to his role as Yato's Regalia, he is scolded by Yato over allegedly having dirty thoughts about Hiyori, explaining that they share the same mind and body. Later, the three are summoned by the God of Learning, Lord Tenjin, who has taken on Tomone, now named Mayu, as one of his new Regalia. Tenjin commissions Yato to take care of some phantoms that have appeared near a railway track. Whilst fighting the phantoms, the three encounter a 'storm', which Yato and Yukine manage to destroy before it compels a schoolboy to walk into the path of a train.

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S.mouse's house arrest is finally over and he can now move back home to his mansion. As he nervously awaits the reaction to his new single, "Squashed Nigga", S.mouse reveals that he's name is now Shwayne Jnr., and that there will be no more S.mouse. After hours of waiting to hear the single on the radio, S.mouse's father, Shwayne Snr., believes no one will play it, and tells S.mouse that he should get a real job instead. However, they later hear "Squashed Nigga" on the radio, and his father responds with happiness.

Blake attends the court case hearing with Packo, and it is revealed that Ashley was sent back to prison after telling the truth about the shooting. Blake undergoes the artificial balls operation, and reopens the Fat Boys Surf School with the other Mucca Mad Boys members helping out. Kareena is also back and has already given birth to their third child, Tyrone. Blake has decided to surf again and wants to do the Billabong Legends of Surfing Tour. He believes that his artificial balls has made him confident again.

The Okazaki family have left Japan and have moved back to Santa Barbara, California. Tim is glad to back with his old friends, and is skating more than he did in Japan. He lives in his own house and is now managed by Bruce, while Jen and the rest of the family live in a separate house that Tim bought for her. Jen does not enjoy the suburban lifestyle and hates being a household mum; however, she has begun training her second son, Luke, to become the next golfing superstar.

Gran is now living with her family in Dunt, and Daniel is depressed that the legends won't be attending Nathan's farewell party. The day before Nathan leaves, Daniel takes him on a final tour of Dunt, which includes visiting the tree where their father died in a car crash. During the party, Daniel sends Nathan to get some lighters to burn the sign they had made for their intended plan to run the farm together. As Nathan is getting the lighters, Blake, S.mouse and Tim suddenly arrive at the Sims household, to the family's amazement.

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;First quarter
* No Scoring
;Second quarter
*NE – 11:11 Rob Gronkowski 16-yard pass from Tom Brady, , Drive: 13 plays, 90 yards, 7:03.
*NE – 4:01 Rob Gronkowski 6-yard pass from Tom Brady, , Drive: 9 plays, 64 yards, 4:37.
*PIT – 0:03 Josh Scobee 44-yard field goal, Drive: 11 plays, 57 yards, 3:58.
;Third quarter
*NE – 10:37 Scott Chandler 1-yard pass from Tom Brady, , Drive: 9 plays, 80 yards, 4:23.
*PIT– 6:43 Will Johnson 1-yard run, , Drive: 7 plays, 80 yards, 3:54.
;Fourth quarter
*PIT – 11:39 Josh Scobee 24-yard field goal, Drive: 13 plays, 67 yards, 7:36.
*NE – 9:20 Rob Gronkowski 1-yard pass from Tom Brady, , Drive: 7 plays, 79 yards, 2:19.
*PIT– 0:02 Antonio Brown 11-yard pass from Ben Rothlisberger, , Drive: 12 plays, 70 yards, 2:57.

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