Texan conspiracy theorists fear a military takeover, Jessica Williams investigates the end of same-sex marriage protests, and Brian Grazer discusses his book "A Curious Mind."
Dick Cheney criticizes President Obama's nuclear negotiations with Iran, the winner of the 2015 'Mercun Awards emerges, and Eric Greitens discusses his book "Resilience."
Jon speaks out about the church massacre in Charleston, S.C., and Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Malala Yousafzai discusses the documentary "He Named Me Malala."

Ruby, a sheep genetically engineered to glow in the dark, was accidentally sold to an abattoir.

During the launch of BBC Two in 1964, a live kangaroo got stuck in a lift at BBC Television Centre.

Dr. Seuss once wrote a Warner Bros. film called Going Home, that was banned because it accidentally predicted the Manhattan Project.

The phrase: "Why is my poop green?" is Googled most commonly between 5am and 6am.

Jordan Klepper dissects racial diversity in "Star Wars," Wolf Blitzer shames presidential hopeful Lincoln Chafee, and Judah Friedlander discusses "If the Raindrops United."

*Pennant number: D96
*Deck code: GC
*International callsign: GBBF

Winners according to provinces and districts :

No Such Thing As Mould Juiceref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

The Black Family in the Age of Mass Incarceration
Regulation of campaign financing reaches new lows, a report exposes Tom Brady's knowledge of Deflategate, and Mumford & Sons performs a song from their album "Wilder Mind."

"Made in Germany" product labels were originally invented to put people off buying the product.

In 1991, Prof. Alexander Abian of Iowa State University proposed that we could solve virtually every problem of human existence by blowing up the Moon.

In New York City, until 1925, drivers going east or west stopped at an amber traffic lights and drove on green, while drivers going north or south drove on an amber light and stopped on green.

There are companies which lasso icebergs to stop them hitting oil rigs.

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Alex Bell

Fox News adds an ironic twist to its complaints about President Obama, political strategist David Axelrod discusses his book Believer, and Jon announces he is retiring from hosting the show.

In 1060 BC, the entire Egyptian city of Pi-Ramesses was moved 20 kilometres to the north because part of the River Nile dried up.

In 1864 a friend of Charles Dickens had a flatpack Swiss chalet sent to his home as a Christmas present.

Neuroscientists can tell if you are a musician simply by looking at your brain.

Jack L. Warner, head of Warner Bros., spotted that from the air his studios looked identical to a nearby aircraft factory, so on the roof he painted an arrow and the words "Lockheed: That Way".

No Such Thing As A Sentient Icebergref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, London.|group="fn"

Nolan NorthDusan BrownAngelina WahlerAlexander PolinskyJames Patrick StuartSunil MalhotraKate HigginsKevin Michael RichardsonNat Faxon

No Such Thing As A Randy Rat in Polyester Pants
This is a special "Worst Of" episode, consisting of clips removed from the original podcasts.

The San Francisco Fire Department's ladders are made from wood.

Astronauts do not snore.

In March 1876 it rained mutton-tasting meat in Kentucky.

The Victorians invented a coat which doubled-up as a boat.

Viking names included "desirous of beer", "squat-wiggle", "lust-hostage", "short penis", "able to fill a bay with fish by magic" and "the man without trousers".

You Only Live Once is Katie Price's fourth autobiography.

William Morton, the father of anaesthesia, first experimented on himself but kept falling asleep before he could describe the results.

Chessington World of Adventures has banned animal-print onesies to stop the animals there getting confused.

A French comedian is arrested despite the country's stance on free speech, police in the Philippines are ordered to wear diapers, and Julianne Moore discusses Still Alice.

Sheffield Weds
*1980-1985 = FA North West Regional Coach

The media misses an important Baltimore news story during the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and Elizabeth Olsen discusses her film "Avengers: Age of Ultron."
Conservatives win big in Supreme Court rulings on environmental regulations and the death penalty, Jon sings the news, and Jon Hamm discusses his film "Minions."
The media struggles to deliver relevant content in appropriate ways, Jordan Klepper investigates the future of Christianity, and Billy Crystal discusses "The Comedians."

*Tom Riley
*Laura Haddock
*Blake Ritson
*Elliot Cowan
*Lara Pulver

No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Controlref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Louie and Louis C.K.: Live at Madison Square Garden

No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea

In the 17th century there was a prophet called Dorothy Harling who would cure you of your sins by urinating on the offending body part.

Despite the fact that homosexuality is illegal in South Sudan a woman can have a female husband and a child can have a female father.

Tommy Flowers, the designer of the Colossus computer, discovered that the way to prevent the valves from blowing up was not turning it off and on again.

Botanists in Kew Gardens checked a £1.29 bag of supermarket mushrooms and found three species of mushroom previously unknown to science.

Donald Trump enters the 2016 presidential race, a restaurant chain unveils a troubling new dish, and comedian Aziz Ansari explores dating trends in his book "Modern Romance."

No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Spaceref|A fact about a Japanese fishing boat being destroyed by a cow falling from the sky has since been edited out of the original podcast after it was discovered to be wrong.|group="fn"

CNN declares Hillary Clinton the winner of the first Democratic debate, Donald Trump and Jeb Bush argue on Twitter, and Martin O'Malley discusses his presidential bid.

Harkin, Murray, Molly Oldfield and Marc Abrahams
Harkin, John Lloyd, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

A computer game has been invented that takes more than a lifetime to complete.

2013 was the first year since 1933 where there has been no sighting of the Loch Ness Monster.

The French government forced Madame Tussaud to make models of her friends' decapitated heads.

During the Normandy landings the Allied Forces dropped dogs by parachute onto the battlefield.

Republicans court Paul Ryan for Speaker of the House, Lewis Black examines how businesses attract millennials, and Richard Dawkins discusses "Brief Candle in the Dark."
Three Republican candidates join the presidential race, Senator Ted Cruz contradicts his own principles, and Willie Nelson discusses his memoir "It's a Long Story: My Life."
Winter on Fire: Ukraine's Fight for Freedom

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Roy Wood Jr. visits the Justice or Else rally, CNN gets ready to host the first Democratic presidential debate, and Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses mass incarceration in the U.S.

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Congressman Aaron Schock resigns following inquiries into his use of taxpayer dollars, Benjamin Netanyahu wins re-election in Israel, and Kevin Hart discusses "Get Hard."
Hasan Minhaj reports on the U.S.-Iran nuclear deal, Senator Rand Paul announces his presidential bid, and Peter Dinklage discusses the fifth season of "Game of Thrones."

Election vans from parties used to campaign using election songs and slogans.

Brian Williams comes under fire for misleading the public, Bassem Youssef reflects on the quagmire in the Middle East, and Patricia Arquette discusses her film Boyhood.

Singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, glockenspiel player, sound engineer, record producer

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Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber, Alex Edelman and Greg Jenner
Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Freddy Soames
No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Styleref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

Koko the gorilla, who knows sign language, has owned and cared for three pet cats during her lifetime.

According to yeti experts it is easier to escape from a female yeti than a male yeti, because females have such long dangling breasts, so before they can chase a human they need to chuck them over their shoulders, otherwise they might trip over them.

The Kama Sutra suggests 64 arts to practice alongside sex including solving word puzzles and teaching birds how to talk.

There are more than 15 trillion tonnes of water above the Earth at any given moment.

Total of 550 seats of the Grand National Assembly of Turkey

Senator Bernie Sanders enters the presidential race, Hillary Clinton faces corruption rumors, Samantha Bee enjoys her last day, and Kristen Wiig discusses "Welcome to Me."
The World Economic Forum begins in Switzerland, MetLife sues the federal government, Trevor Noah reports on Boko Haram, and Jennifer Aniston discusses her film Cake.

No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood

Tom Eastman playing for Ipswich Town in November 2010

* 2 × Twin Sea Dart missile launcher
* 1 × 4.5 inch (113 mm) Mk 8 gun
* 2 × 20 mm Oerlikon guns
* 2 × Phalanx Close-in weapon system
* NATO Seagnat and DLF3 Decoy Launchers

The first BBC radio presenter with a northern accent, Wilfred Pickles, was given the job to make it more difficult for the Nazis to impersonate news readers.

In China, if you want to empty a building of people, or indeed if you want to end anything, play the song "Going Home" by Kenny G.

The two leading paleontologists of the 19th century, Edward Drinker Cope and Othniel Charles Marsh, used to destroy their fossil sites after excuvating them so that their rival couldn't find anything about the site.

In the Fulah language, a computer crash is a known as a "hookii", which means: "a cow falling over but not dying".

Jordan Klepper and Roy Wood Jr. investigate police bias, Al Madrigal looks into espionage rumors at the Waldorf Astoria, and Chris Christie discusses his presidential bid.

Free Syrian Army
* Jeish Mohammad Brigade
* Nour al-Din al-Zinki
Al-Nusra Front

List of MPs elected in the Turkish general election, 2011

Pope Francis upsets Republicans with his remarks on global warming, Bobby Jindal enters the presidential race, and comedian Richard Lewis discusses his show "Blunt Talk."

Rats that wear polyester trousers cannot get erections.

During World War I entertainments for the troops included organised pillow fights, wheelbarrow races and wrestling on the backs of mules.

The atmosphere of Venus is so hot that if you took a pizza out of a freezer there it would cook in three seconds.

In Iceland there is a phone app that tells you if you are related to the person who you are (contemplating) having sex with.

Some plastic surgeons operated on a Belgian man to make him look more like Michael Jackson.

The largest Viking ship ever discovered was found when renovating the Roskilde Viking Ship Museum

The tobacco hornworm uses extremely bad halitosis to protect itself.

During this podcast you could have fallen asleep up to five times and not have known about it.

Several whistleblowers are penalized after exposing misconduct, Hasan Minhaj tackles inequality among the 1%, and Olivia Wilde discusses her film "The Lazarus Effect."

Guantanamo Bay has a gift shop.

The Natural History Museum, London is turning moths gay to stop them from destroying the exhibits.

The word "marvellous" has fallen in use from 155 times per million twenty years ago, to only 2 times per million today.

In preparation for the National Day of the People's Republic of China 100,000 pigeons have had anal security checks to make sure they are not carrying anything suspicious.

*2 gun turrets, each with
**1 × gun or 2 × guns
*10–14 × single
*0–6 × single guns
*10 × single guns
*6 × single guns
*4 × torpedo tubes

*Type 997 Artisan 3D radar
*Sonar 2087
*Type 2050 bow sonar
*SCOT-5 satcom

Jack Burke, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Joe Biden decides not to run for president, Jordan Klepper reports on an Illinois couple unable to cash a lottery check due to budget cuts, and Brie Larson discusses "Room."
Jessica Williams reports on the DOJ's investigation into Ferguson, MO, opposition leader Boris Nemtsov murdered in Russia, and Gerald Posner discusses "God's Bankers."

* Large flight deck
* Enclosed hangar
* Accommodation for UAVs

*David S. Goyer
*Julie Gardner
*Jane Tranter
*Brian Nelson
*Lee Morris
*Rose Lam

Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld reflects on his role in the Iraq War, Jon looks back at past interviews, and Mark Ruffalo discusses his movie "Infinitely Polar Bear."

When Neil Armstrong stepped on the Moon and said "That's one small step for man", he was wearing ladies underwear.

In 1963, Muhammad Ali released a stand-up comedy album.

In 1325, in Italy, a war was declared and 2,000 people were killed because of a stolen bucket.

There is a group of chimpanzees in Zambia who wear a blade of grass in their left ear as a fashion statement.

Move: Putting America's Infrastructure Back in the Lead
Republicans criticize the U.S.'s nuclear deal with Iran, Senator Chuck Schumer reviews New York City diners with MSNBC, and Jake Gyllenhaal talks about his film "Southpaw."

Trevor Noah's first episode as the new host of The Daily Show. Noah begins by acknowledging his predecessor Jon Stewart, pledging to continue the "war on bullshit" that Stewart waged during his tenure as host. Pope Francis visits the United States, John Boehner resigns as Speaker of the House, NASA finds evidence of water on Mars, and comedian Kevin Hart discusses his film, Ride Along 2.

Note: The original airing of this episode was simulcast by Viacom on Nick-at-Nite, Spike, MTV, MTV2, mtvU, VH1, VH1 Classic, BET, Centric, CMT, TV Land, and Logo TV.

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Measles makes a shocking comeback, groundhogs get their yearly moment in the spotlight, and Bill Browder discusses his book Red Notice.

The first thing was a parliament.

One of the largest majorities in a Brazilian local election was won by a rhino.

Finland's parliament sometimes makes decisions in their sauna.

In British electoral history 8 candidates have been awarded no votes at all in a general election.

President Obama pays his respects to Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah, Kristen Schaal addresses male oppression on the subway, and Oscar Isaac discusses A Most Violent Year.

If the 2014 version of Godzilla really existed, it would produce 12.9 million gallons of urine a day.

The real Long John Silver – William Ernest Henley, was the father of the real Wendy Darling – Margaret Henley.

The tin foil hat worn by conspiracy theorists to stop the government sending messages into their brains actually has the opposite effect. It amplifies the signal.

Geese sometimes fly upside-down to lose height quickly when they come into land.

*Ansaldo, Genoa-Sestri Ponente, Italy
*Orlando, Livorno

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray and Schreiber

A kangaroo's tail is used as a leg, so they have either three or five legs.

During the financial crisis of 1720, known as the South Sea Bubble, the Houses of Parliament called for stockbrokers to be sewn into sacks filled with poisonous snakes and thrown into the River Thames.

There are three times as many estate agents in the UK as there are members of the British Armed Forces.

Medieval manuscripts are littered with drawings of warfare between snails and knights. No-one knows why.

The Aztecs wore necklaces made out of popcorn.

In 2011, China tried to pass off a scene from the film Top Gun as footage from its own air force.

In 2003, somebody misplaced the masterkeys to the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, thus meaning they had to replace the locks, at a cost of $1,000,700.

The children's toy doll Ken is officially an accessory to Barbie.

No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'

The world record for the horse long jump is shorter the record for the human long jump.

Every time Alfred Hitchcock had a cup of tea he always smashed the teacup afterwards.

The Romanian equivalent of comparing apples and oranges is to compare grandmothers and machine guns.

Replacement eyelids can be made from foreskins.

Conservative pundits question Jon's honor, Congressman Aaron Schock posts his possibly publicly funded adventures on Instagram, and Conan O'Brien discusses his trip to Cuba.

the Battle of Aleppo and the Syrian Civil War

Before going on stage to read A Christmas Carol Charles Dickens had a warm-up routine of drinking a pint of champagne.

Crap Christmas jumpers date back to the Romans.

Male turkeys blush when they see female turkeys.

The composer of the song "Jingle Bells", James Pierpont, also wrote a song called "We Conquer or Die".

No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement

Strong contenders for the 2016 race begin to emerge, John Boehner invites Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to Congress, and Bob Odenkirk discusses Better Call Saul.

Locations of teams in the 1988-89 Saudi Premier League

President Obama visits Ethiopia and Kenya, Hasan Minhaj and Jordan Klepper make Jon answer fans' questions, and Tom Cruise discusses "Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation."
Team of Teams: New Rules of Engagement for a Complex World
Barack Obama delivers his State of the Union address, multiple Tea Party Republicans respond to the president's speech, and Anne Hathaway discusses her film Song One.

Venue change due to mutual pitch concerns.

*Phantom Four Films
*Adjacent Productions

Brief Candle in the Dark: My Life in Science

Game change due to Chievo Verona withdrawing.

Alexander the Great banned beards in battle to combat beard-pulling.

Psychopaths do not experience contagious yawning as often as non-psychopaths.

The Big Bang was quieter than a Motörhead concert.

Pixar accidentally deleted Toy Story 2 while they were half-way through making it.

Donald Trump defends his racist remarks, Ohioans fight a Native American group over an Alaskan mountain, and Sarah Vowell discusses "Lafayette in the Somewhat United States."

According to the diary of the first chief of MI6, Mansfield Smith-Cumming, this is how the first day went: "Went to the office. Saw no-one, nor was there anything to do there."

There is a distillery in Kentucky that claims that playing Bruce Springsteen to the whiskey improves the ageing process.

There is a statue of Nikola Tesla in Silicon Valley that radiates free wi-fi.

A third of people in Britain have almost written nothing by hand in the last six months.

Benjamin Netanyahu is invited to speak before Congress, Aasif Mandvi reveals a potential future for print media, and Sigourney Weaver discusses her film "Chappie."
Hillary Clinton announces her presidential bid, Bassem Youssef unpacks the confusing proxy wars in the Middle East, and Adam Horovitz discusses his film "While We're Young."
Presidential hopefuls convene at the Iowa Freedom Summit, Republicans try to appeal to the middle class, and Julian Castro discusses his work at HUD.

Société Athlétique de la Villa Primrose in Bordeaux

Ant nests can become infested by ants.

In Cambodia a teenage girl's parents might build her a "love hut" where her parents encourage her to sleep with as many boys as she wants until she finds the one that she likes.

The longest canyon in the world is 50% longer than the Grand Canyon and it was not discovered until August 2013. It is buried under 1.9 miles of ice in Greenland.

In 2008 the University of Bath invented a 3D printer that could print a copy of itself. Within three minutes that copy had copied itself to make a third copy and today nobody knows how many of these printers exist in the world.

Survey vessel and yard lighter:2 x 12-pounder carronades
Armed ketch: 10 x 12-pounder carronades

Trevor examines pro-lifers' stance on guns, Jessica Williams finds an efficient way to report on a mass shooting in Oregon, and Seth Rogen discusses his film "Steve Jobs."

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Several New Jersey officials engage in questionable practices, Jordan Klepper reports on Hurricane Sandy survivors, and Rob Corddry discusses his show Childrens Hospital.
Fox News selectively covers the Department of Justice reports on Ferguson, Trevor Noah challenges Jon to a chess game, and Will Ferrell discusses his film "Get Hard."
Secretary of State John Kerry visits France, the Miss Universe pageant gets wrapped up in Middle Eastern politics, and Mike Huckabee discusses his book, God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy.

Official logo for the 2011 Kentucky Derby

Several Republican candidates consider a bid for president, Aasif Mandvi investigates the threat of Sharia law in Alabama, and Jennifer Lopez discusses The Boy Next Door.

Syrian Arab Republic
* Syrian Armed Forces
* National Defense Force
* Ba'ath Brigades
* Al-Quds Brigades
* Liwaa Suqour Al-Sahra
Hezbollah

Cows have friends and they get sad when they are separated.

It is illegal to take a selfie with a tiger in New York City.

Morgue refrigerators in Turkey are equipped with motion sensors, alarms and handles that open them from the inside in case anyone wakes up inside.

When he was a baby Henry VIII of England had two official cradle rockers who were paid £3 a year each to rock his cradle.

When he was bored Calvin Coolidge used to ring a bell to summon his bodyguards and then hide from them under the Oval Office desk.

Until 2011 the Sun was only in theory a sphere, but it has since been confirmed that it is actually a sphere.

There are some bird's nests that contain over 100 rooms and are so heavy they cause trees to fall down.

The worst baseball team in South Korea, the Hanwha Eagles, has replaced its supporters with robots.

Two people in Sydney every week get bitten by ticks and shortly afterwards become allergic to meat for the rest of their lives.

The Millennium bug is going to hit in 2038.

Buckminster Fuller's complete diaries take over 18 metres of shelf space.

Australia scientists have recently named a new discovered species of fish: "blue bastard".

List of MPs elected in the Turkish general election, 1999

Twice in its history the United States has been run by a shepherd: Thomas Jefferson and Woodrow Wilson both kept sheep.

There is a village in rural Russia where every single person knows how to tightrope walk.

In Britain pedestrians step to the right to avoid each other and in Japan they step to the left. No-one knows why.

Half of all California condors were raised by glove puppets.

Congress threatens to defund the Department of Homeland Security, Senator Jim Inhofe argues against climate change, and Robert Smigel discusses Night of Too Many Stars.

No Such Thing As Diarrhea Driveref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London. In this episode, it was the four favourite facts from the audience rather than the Elves.|group="fn"

Jon's White House visit leads to wild media speculation, an Arkansas pastor takes on LGBT rights, and Doris Kearns Goodwin discusses "Lyndon Johnson and the American Dream."

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Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant

All 550 seats of the Grand National Assembly of Turkey

Southern states consider taking down the Confederate flag, Jessica Williams weighs in on the idea of a female-fronted $10 bill, and Andrew Napolitano discusses free speech.

Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Judicature at Fort William in Bengal

Adele performing at her An Evening with Adele concert tour, January 2009

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Hasan Minhaj gives Muslim women advice on downplaying their religion, Jordan Klepper investigates free-range parenting, and Melissa McCarthy chats about her film "Spy."

The 2012 law prohibiting nudity in San Francisco was proposed by a politician named Scott Wiener.

Charles Darwin's grandfather, Erasmus Darwin, got so large that he could not sit at his dinner table any more. Rather than exercising or dieting, he cut a semi-circle in his dining table so he could fit his stomach in.

Spotify's random function is not random.

The animal kingdom forgot how to have sex for 40 million years.

Democrats filibuster a bipartisan human trafficking bill, the food industry takes varying approaches to the obesity crisis, and Amanda Seyfried discusses "While We're Young."

*1-2 × Lynx Wildcat, armed with;
* 4 × anti-ship missiles, or
* 2 × anti-submarine torpedoes
*or
*1-2 × Westland Merlin, armed with;
* 4 × anti-submarine torpedoes
*or
*1 × Lynx Wildcat and 1 × Westland Merlin

No Such Thing As A Travelator in Ancient Rome
No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair of Eyesref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Predominantly Modern and Pontian Greek. Also the languages of their respective countries of residence

Landes in September 2014, posing in Chicago after the debut concert of Bryan Ferry's North American stop of his World Tour 2014, for which she was the special guest

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Several top FIFA officials face corruption charges, allergy season reaches catastrophic levels, and Rosabeth Moss Kanter discusses her book "Move."

The words "Tory" and "Prime Minister" both started out as insults.

In a 2005 questionnaire about substance abuse, almost one in five people taking part admitted to taking a drug that did not exist called derbisol.

Sea otters have a secret pocket in their armpit where they like to keep their favourite stones.

In Vancouver it is illegal to put a doorknob on the front door of a house as it is harder for people to open if they suffer from arthritis.

Congress criticizes a proposed treaty with Iran, Hillary Clinton overshadows Marco Rubio's presidential bid, and Fareed Zakaria discusses his book, "In Defense of a Liberal Education."

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The 114th Congress celebrates one month in office, Senator Thom Tillis suggests that public health standards are overrated, and Wes Moore discusses his book The Work.
In his penultimate show, Jon examines his legacy of eviscerating the opposition, reflects on his more noteworthy TV moments and discusses returning to stand-up with Louis C.K..
Sections of the Patriot Act near expiration, Republicans propose a new surveillance act, and Sen. Rand Paul discusses his 11-hour filibuster and religious liberties.

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No Such Thing As A Donkumentaryref|This episode was recorded in the Waldorf-Astoria, Central London.|group="fn"
Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber

Texas cops use excessive force at a pool party, Republican candidates head to Iowa, and Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon discusses seceding from the United Kingdom

Anne Miller, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber

A new congressional session begins, Staten Island Representative Michael Grimm resigns following tax evasion charges, and Cass Sunstein discusses his book Wiser.

Alex Bell, Harkin, Molly Oldfield and Schreiber

David Cameron wins re-election in the U.K., Jordan Klepper investigates the role of money in British democracy, and John Legend discusses the documentary "Southern Rites."
Jordan Klepper finds a new use for the NSA, Senator Lindsey Graham enters the presidential race, and General Stanley McChrystal discusses his book "Team of Teams."
Republican candidates update their positions on same-sex marriage, a man flies past Capitol security in a gyrocopter, and Jeff Garlin offers Jon a part on "The Goldbergs."

Cleaner fish can cheat their bosses, and their bosses can punish them.

Al Qaeda's job application form has a question asking who should be contacted in the event that the applicant becomes a martyr.

The single biggest expense for the computer game Lego Universe was to hire human moderators to make sure people were not making Lego penises.

Jack Horner, the man who inspired the main character in Jurassic Park, is now building a chickenosaurus.

The Thousand Hope Candidates contested the election as independents to bypass the 10% election threshold. Provinces & districts where the total votes for all independents combined topped the poll are shown in purple, even though these candidates may have won less votes than other parties individually.

*Anti-air missiles:
*8 × 6-cell CAMM VLS canisters for a total of 48:
*CAMM missiles
*Strike-length VLS:
*3 × 8-cell strike-length Mk 41 VLS for possible: Tomahawk, ASROC and LRASM
*Anti-submarine torpedoes:
*Possible Sting Ray torpedo system
*Guns:
*1 × BAE 5 inch Mk 45 naval gun
*2 × 30mm DS30M Mk2 guns
*2 × Phalanx CIWS
*2 × Miniguns
*4 × General purpose machine guns

Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller and Ptaszynski

Conservatives react to the Supreme Court's ruling on marriage equality, Justice Antonin Scalia issues an unusual dissent, and Taylor Schilling discusses "The Overnight."
The Supreme Court considers the legality of same-sex marriage, and Judith Miller discusses the lead-up to the Iraq War and her memoir, "The Story: A Reporter's Journey."
The Keystone XL pipeline debate continues, Jessica Williams reports on a unique law regarding the right to an attorney, and Sienna Miller discusses American Sniper.
Millions march in Paris after the Charlie Hebdo shooting, Rupert Murdoch's tweet sparks a debate, and Jimmy Carter discusses the exhibition Countdown to Zero.
Senate Republicans send a letter to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Lewis Black investigates animal cruelty, and Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer discuss Broad City.

No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheatref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

The countdown to Democalypse 2016 begins, The Interview triggers tension between the U.S. and North Korea, and Steven Brill discusses his book America's Bitter Pill.

Nitya Krishinda Maheswari at the 2013 French Open Superseries

No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle
No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Libertyref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

CODLOG configuration:
* Rolls-Royce MT30 gas turbine
* Four MTU diesel generators
* Two electric motors

No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chickenref|Halloween special|group="fn"

George Elokobi playing for Nottingham Forest in February 2012

In Peru depictions of the Last Supper show Jesus Christ and the disciples eating a guinea pig.

The Citigroup Center skyscraper has a 400 tonne weight at the top of it to stop it from falling over.

Canadian crime writer Howard Engel lost the ability to read while also not losing the ability to read.

Apple Inc. co-founder Steve Wozniak met his wife via a Dial-A-Joke call.

Club de Fútbol Universidad Nacional A. C.

No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urineref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"ref|One year anniversary special.|group="fn"

An article in Mother Jones questions Bill O'Reilly's credibility, Samantha Bee reports on Vice President Biden's bad habit, and Lynsey Addario discusses "It's What I Do."
Jon relives Donald Trump's presidential announcement speech, the House of Representatives votes on trade legislation, and Bill Clinton discusses the U.S.'s economic prospects.
The FBI investigates fantasy sports sites for insider trading, an Illinois mayor falls victim to a Twitter parody account, and Jack Black discusses his film "Goosebumps."

No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish

According to a 2011 YouGov survey 27% of Britons neither love or hate Marmite.

The Knights of the Round Table included Lancelot, Gawain, Galahad and Gareth.

The Ministry of Defence owns 15 golf courses.

The rise in the use of female contraceptive pills is causing fish to become too effeminate.

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No Such Thing As An Egg and Cress Portsmouth
No Such Thing As A Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestler

During World War II, the Nazi Party employed two official Nazi comedians called Tran and Helle.

The Philippine Basketball Association, the second oldest such association in the world, has ten teams in total, including the Rain or Shine Elasto Painters, the San Miguel Beermen, and the Talk 'N Text Tropang Texters.

If you get a zebrafish drunk, and put that zebrafish in a tank full of sober zebrafish, the sober ones will follow the drunk one around.

The youngest woolly mammoths are younger than the oldest Egyptian pharaohs.

One of the more pop-influenced songs on the album, the "epic" power ballad "Set Fire to the Rain" situates Adele's mournful vocal ad-libs around a swirling strings arrangement as she alternatively affirms and laments the end of her relationship.

The final McDonalds burger ever sold in Iceland can currently be watched decomposing on a webcam.

In 1851 Prince Albert commissioned a ballroom in Balmoral Castle made entirely out of corrugated iron.

During the 19th century Saddlers Wells Theatre was routinely flooded to stage fake naval battles.

The practice of dog owners pretending that they have not seen their dogs defecating is technically called "strategic non-knowledge".

No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesieref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Chortle Comedy Book Festival in Camden Town, North London. All the facts presented come from the book 1,411 QI Facts to Knock You Sideways.|group="fn"
No Such Thing As A Swear Word on the Moon

*Tim Murrell
*Philip Kloss
*John Richards
*Nick Arthurs

Harkin, Murray, Schreiber, Anne Miller and Eric Lampaert

The Best F#@king News Team Ever recaps the Democratic presidential debate, CNN unleashes its best Las Vegas puns, and Tom Hiddleston discusses his movie "Crimson Peak."

Harkin, Miller, Ptaszynski and Schreiber
Harkin, John Mitchinson, Molly Oldfield and Ptaszynski
No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sockref|Recorded live from the Hay Literary Festival. All the facts cover literature, except the last one which is about television, "the enemy of literature".|group="fn"

The Coloring Book: A Comedian Solves Race Relations in America

No Such Thing As A Buff Pandaref|Special release in honour of the podcast being nominated for a Chortle Award.|group="fn"

California's drought leads to unpopular water-saving strategies, The New York Times investigates Senator Marco Rubio's spending, and Colin Quinn discusses "The Coloring Book."
Donald Trump's remarks about John McCain not being a war hero keep Jon from discussing real stories that occurred during their break. Jordan Klepper discusses past presidential jerks. Paul Rudd talks about his new film and status as a superhero.

No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum

*COGOG turbines, 2 shafts
*2 turbines producing

No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotelref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Atomium, Brussels, Belgium.|group="fn"
No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Materialref|New Year special|group="fn"

Republicans battle for a place at the primary debates, Seth Rollins presents a look back at show sponsors, and J.J. Abrams discuses "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation."

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Alex Bell, Harkin, Murray and Ptaszynski

The Best F#@king News Team Ever envisions if life were like Congress, CNN adds 4/20 coverage to its programming, and Gayle Tzemach Lemmon discusses her book "Ashley's War."

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray and Ptaszynski

There have been three Top 50 songs in the British charts that have been sung exclusively in Latin: "Gaudete" by Steeleye Span; "Choral in Latin" from Evita; and "Pie Jesu" from Requiem, sung by Charlotte Church.

The way to recognise the Buddha is to look out for his webbed feet, his tongue that can reach his ears, and withdrawn genitalia.

The whoopee cushion was invented by the Roman Emperor with the birthname Bassianus.

The oldest known purse is decorated with dogs teeth.

If you got into an argument in 18th century Abyssinia you could resolve it by, "blaming everything on the camel".

In Ancient Greece they used to play with yo-yos.

Most honey bee hives in the USA live on flatbed trucks.

The Sacramento Police Department get at least one phone call a week from people stuck in the world's largest corn maze.

Rolling Stone retracts an article, Samantha Bee reports on a shocking custody issue, Mayor Rahm Emanuel wins re-election, and Tavis Smiley discusses "My Journey with Maya."
President Obama attends the G7 summit, CNN's Chris Cuomo and Governor Andrew Cuomo broadcast their sibling rivalry, and Nick Offerman discusses his book "Gumption."

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The Koch brothers make five Republican candidates vie for their money, Fox News accuses Jon of being a liberal propagandist, and Amy Schumer discusses her movie "Trainwreck."

The first ever novel, The Tale of Genji, ended mid-sentence.

J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis both once went to a party dressed as polar bears. It was not a fancy dress party.

Agatha Christie thought that Hercule Poirot was a, "detestable, bombastic, tiresome, egocentric, little creep".

Before inventing television John Logie Baird's invented a pair of socks to wear underneath your usual pair of socks.

Australia v Mexicoref|Most of the panel voted for Mexico, but Australian Schreiber, who hosted this episode, mockingly declared that Australia was the winner instead.|group="fn"

Ben Carson defends his response to a school shooting in Oregon, Ronny Chieng explores virtual reality, and Evgeny Afineevsky discusses his documentary "Winter on Fire."

One of the last things that NASA had to do before launching space shuttles was to detach their inflatable owls that were used to scare woodpeckers.

The music used on the You Wouldn't Steal a Car anti-piracy advert was stolen by the people who made the advert.

According to the government website of the Czech Republic there are three symbols of Easter in the country: Easter eggs, the Easter lamb and whipping.

At Earl's Court tube station, in 1911, a one-legged man named "Bumper Harris" was hired to ride the escalator.

In 1903, a man called W. Reginald Bray posted himself.

The world's oldest ham has just celebrated its 112th birthday.

Orangutans like playing with iPads, but gorillas do not.

In the 1888 edition of Encyclopædia Britannica the entry for Wales reads: "See England".

Mitch McConnell brags about the Republican Congress, Jason Jones causes mischief in New York after a slowdown in arrests, and Girls star Allison Williams sits down with Jon.

Alex Bell, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Fox News takes issue with Barack Obama's stance on poverty, Jordan Klepper looks for controversial topics in the British election, and Reza Aslan discusses the state of Islam.
Mike Huckabee tackles the topic of same-sex marriage during his book tour, Jordan Klepper reports on China's magic industry, and Martin Short discusses I Must Say.

Alex Bell, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

President Obama and Vladimir Putin meet for an uncomfortable dinner, ISIS fills the black market with ancient relics, and Bumble founder Whitney Wolfe discusses dating trends.
Reflections From Hell: Richard Lewis' Guide On How Not to Live

Advertisements from a variety of parties. From left to right:

Locations of teams in the 1989-90 Saudi Premier League

* Super Bowl champion
* Pro Bowl
* First-team All-Pro
* 2× NFC Champion
* Ranked #69 in the Top 100 Players of 2015
* NFC Defensive Player of the Month

No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumperref|Recorded live from the Latitude Festival.|group="fn"
Alex Bell, Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber
United States v Russiaref|This match was declared a draw, so both teams went into the next round.|group="fn"

Lady Gaga Til It Happens to You sample.ogg

No Such Thing As Pee-Bayref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race, despite dying of a heart attack while riding his horse.

Some Buddhist monks run marathons to achieve enlightenment.

The Slovakian and Slovenian embassies in Washington D.C. meet once a month to exchange wrongly addressed mail.

In the 18th century there were medicines called "Alan's Nipple Liniment", "Grimstone's Eye Snuff", "Miller's Worm Plums" and "Italian Bosom Friend".

No Such Thing As A 164 Foot Tall Gorilla-Whale

The most painful place on the human body to be stung by a bee is the nostril.

For breakfast, Walt Disney ate fresh doughnuts dunked in Scotch whisky.

The French word for arsenic used to be "poudre de succession" or "inheritance powder", because it was used in so many murders.

Shouting at drivers improves their driving.

California and Florida feel the effects of climate change, Hasan Minhaj interviews an Oregon pot grower, and Kirby Dick and Amy Ziering discuss "The Hunting Ground."

The seventh time park ranger Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning coincided with the 22nd time he fought off a bear with a stick.

In 2015, America's "Hero Dog of the Year Award" was won by a cat.

The earliest known penalty of illegal parking, dating back to Assyria in the 7th century BC, was to be impaled on a stake.

Female corn earworm moths go invisible after sex.

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber
No Such Thing As A Doorknob in Vancouver

The Deflategate scandal rocks the NFL right before the Super Bowl, Jessica Williams investigates mixed-party dating, and Sarah Chayes discusses her book Thieves of State.

No Such Thing As Domesticated Furnitureref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"
Harkin, Greg Jenner, Murray and Ptaszynski

Kansas and Alabama make conditions worse for same-sex couples, Jordan Klepper speaks with a group of Las Vegas teens about sex education, and Colin Firth discusses Kingsman: The Secret Service.
Hillary Clinton prepares for Joe Biden's alleged presidential run, Jessica Williams revisits subjects from past field pieces, and Denis Leary discusses "Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll."

Situation in Aleppo Governorate as of March 2015'''

List of MPs elected in the Turkish general election, 2007

Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray, and Schreiber

Indiana passes a controversial religious freedom law, Jordan Klepper chases after crowdfunding donations, and Gene Baur discusses his book "Living the Farm Sanctuary Life."

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The head of the International Chess Federation, Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, believes chess was brought to Earth by aliens.

The Greenland shark is so slow it needs all of its food to be asleep in order to eat it. It can only swim at 1mph, so if the prey moves it will outrun the shark.

In 19th century America you could be committed to an mental asylum for reading a novel.

The yakuza has its own website that has a theme tune designed to attract new members.

No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer

Governors Lincoln Chafee and Rick Perry kick off their presidential campaigns, John Hodgman celebrates Jon's eloquence, and Steve Buscemi discusses his talk show "Park Bench."
Several states work to erase equal rights for the LGBT community, the Secret Service and the media require interventions, and Andrew Cockburn discusses his book "Kill Chain."
Unethical Atlanta educators share similarities with Wall Street bankers, Aasif Mandvi uncovers a GMO conspiracy, and Dana Perino discusses her book "And the Good News Is..."
The U.S. commemorates the 50th anniversary of "Bloody Sunday" in Selma, and Congressman John Lewis reflects on the civil rights movement in his graphic novel trilogy, "March."

No Such Thing As A Computer in the Oval Office

Location of Alondra Park in Los Angeles County, California.

The vetting process for the 2016 presidential candidates begins, Kristen Schaal reports on the "dad bod" trend, and Tom Brokaw discusses his memoir "A Lucky Life Interrupted."

Locations of the 2015 Primera División teams

The first man to swim the English Channel, Captain Matthew Webb, later had a show where he floated in a tank for two hours.

The first item sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer. It was bought by a man who collects broken laser pointers.

When Alexander Fleming's neighbours foiled a burglary at his house, as a thank you gift Fleming gave them some mould from the first penicillin.

The earliest known ice cream recipes suggest flavouring with ambergris, which is whale poo.

Kansas passes a lenient gun safety law while enforcing harsh welfare regulations, and Senator Elizabeth Warren discusses corruption, student debt and "A Fighting Chance."

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Sick in the Head: Conversations About Life and Comedy

No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippersref|Live recording from the Soho Theatre, Soho, London.|group="fn"

LOL originally meant "Little Old Lady". It was a medical definition. Others included "LOLINAD", meaning "Little Old Lady in No Apparent Distress", and "LOLFDGB", meaning "Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom" .

According to researchers at Glasgow Caledonian University listening to Billy Connolly can substantially increase your pain tolerance.

The first woman to cycle around the world, Annie "Londonderry" Cohen Kopchovsky learnt to ride only the day before she set off.

When California ground squirrels are attacked by rattlesnakes they increase their blood pressure so much that their tails give off more infrared radiation and makes them look bigger.

The first item to be sent by New York's pneumatic post system was an artificial peach. The second thing to be sent was an alive black cat.

Scientists have made a form of algae that tastes like bacon.

Telescopes have a "new telescope smell" that can break them.

There is a museum in North Korea that has a scaled-down replica of the world's largest table.

The CEO of Levi's, Chip Bergh, hasn't washed his jeans in more than a year.

During the first successful transatlantic flight, by Alcock and Brown, the pilots got lost in midair, entered some cloud and fog, and when they got out of the cloud and fog, they found they were just 60 feet above the water, and flying at a 90° angle.

In 2007, a woman called Evan Lattimer inherited Napoleon Bonaparte's penis from her father.

To say "I don't care about something", a German has the option of saying: "das ist mir Wurst". This translates into English as: "It's sausage to me".

The World Record for the most kicks to one's own head is 127 in a minute.

There is a bear in the Pyrenees which is facing castration because he has fathered nearly all the other bears in the area.

Poland's only official ghost hunter thinks that ghosts have given up on haunting humans.

Nuclear fallout from the Cold War is being used to solve murders.

The first ever sandwich that we know about contained wine.

In 2003, three people in Mexico were officially listed as having died of acne.

Amongst the other scientists called Einstein there is M.E. Einstein who came up with a formula for predicting the composition of a pork carcass, and Rosemary Einstein who co-investigated the use of cannabis, alcohol and tobacco on 300 young persons at her university.

The first contact lenses cost as much as a car.

Fox News accuses liberals of politicizing the South Carolina shooting, Jessica Williams takes on the Confederate flag, and Al Franken discusses going from comedy to Congress.

Opinion polling for the Turkish general election, 2011

The first known football chant was composed by Edward Elgar.

Eric Cantona was raised in a cave.

In the first World Cup final, Uruguay and Argentina could not agree on the size of the ball to use, so they used Argentina's small ball in the first half and Uruguay's big ball in the second. After half time Argentina were 2–1 up, but by the end Uruguay won 4–2.

FIFA has more members than the United Nations.

Firefighters use wetter water than most people.

Plants have their own internet made of fungi.

In 1710 the boys of Winchester College rioted over insufficient beer rations.

The first man to discover the clitoris was Colombo.

Gumption: Relighting the Torch of Freedom with America’s Gutsiest Troublemakers

No Such Thing As Reginald the Red-Nosed Reindeerref|Christmas special recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London.|group="fn"

Charles Hawtrey horded bedsteads, believing that they would help make this fortune.

In 1937 you could visit Romford Dog Track and watch cheetahs racing.

In 2010 the US Military built a supercomputer using 1,760 PlayStation 3's.

In 1552 a man in England managed to shoot himself to death using a bow and arrow.

President Obama makes his seventh and final appearance on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Topics of discussion include retirement, foreign policy and healthcare.

Alex Bell, Karl Kruszelnicki, Murray, and Schreiber

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Victoria Coren Mitchell, Harkin, Miller, Murray, and Schreiber
Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller, Ptaszynski, Schreiber
Alex Edelman, Harkin, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Opinion polling for the June 2015 Turkish general election

Alex Bell, Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Hillary Clinton testifies at the eighth Benghazi hearing, Jeb Bush calls Supergirl "hot," and CNBC's John Harwood discusses moderating a Republican presidential debate.
Jason Jones bids farewell to The Daily Show, Jon congratulates Fox News for being right, and former orca trainer John Hargrove discusses his book "Beneath the Surface."

Game change due to Shaktar Donetsk withdrawing.

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In 1874 there was a plan to transport dead bodies from all over Europe to Mount Vesuvius and throw them in.

In 2010 an abandoned waste-water treatment plant in Baltimore was found to be home to an estimated 107,000,000 spiders.

According to Vatican City's official newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, the greatest pop album of all time is Revolver by The Beatles.

For the first fifty years the Ancient Olympic Games the only event was the 200 metres .

List of MPs elected in the Turkish general election, 2002

Location within Saline County and Kansas

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Freddy Soames

Only 28% of people know when they have been flirted with.

Ancient Sumerian beer was as thick as porridge and was drunk through a straw.

Baby turtles co-ordinate when they are going to hatch from within their eggshells.

Henrik Ibsen's last words were to his nurse. She said to him that she thought Ibsen was getting better, to which Ibsen replied: "On the contrary", and then he died.

Baltimore's mayor declares a state of emergency, Hasan Minhaj reports on bipartisan prison reform, and George Stephanopoulos discusses the responsibility of the media.

Kaiser Wilhelm II once lost a valuable arms contract for Germany because he slapped Ferdinand I of Bulgaria on the bottom.

"Beware of Pickpocket" signs attract pickpockets.

No-one is quite sure how to pronounce Louis Armstrong's name.

The man who holds the Guinness World Record for the lowest voice can hit notes that are so low only elephants can hear them.

NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal is accused of misrepresenting her race, Al Madrigal learns about Iowa's voting process, and Judd Apatow discusses his book "Sick in the Head."

No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brownref|This episode featured tracks to Emperor Yes's album An Island Called Earth, including the entire song "Monkey King".|group="fn"

*Waterline belt:
*Deck:
*Barbette:
*Conning tower:

Over 100 people used to watch Louis XIV of France getting dressed every morning.

There is an original Picasso that no-one will ever see because it was eaten by his dog.

During World War II the US Navy diving manual contained detailed instructions for what to do if you were eaten by a giant clam.

A "hundred" used to be 120.

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Lieven Scheire

The V.A. continues its legacy of inadequacy, Senator Ted Cruz officially announces his plans to run for president, and Ayaan Hirsi Ali discusses her book "Heretic."
New York and New Jersey each face corruption scandals, Al Madrigal predicts who will win the Latino vote in 2016, and Ernest Moniz discusses the U.S.'s nuclear deal with Iran.

Alex Bell, Harkin, Anne Miller, Murray, Ptaszynski, and Schreiber

On "Don't You Remember", the song contains bluesy guitar riffs and instrumental backing from the banjo and the accordion, the Rick Rubin-produced song is one of the more potent examples of the country music influences that permeate the album.

Bananas emit antimatter.

Slovenia's largest lake, Lake Cerknica, disappears every year.

Half the world's saigas have died in the previous month and no-one knows why.

Barbra Streisand had a shopping mall built for her sole use under her house.

Las Vegas holds an award ceremony for people who make awards, presented by the Awards and Recognition Association.

Napoleon Bonaparte loved roast chicken so much that his household chefs were constantly cooking some in case he decided he wanted any.

IMDb was originally just a list of actresses with beautiful eyes.

The word "fascinate" literary means: "the embodiment of divine phallus".

No Such Thing As A Kilt on the Battlefield
Harkin, Ash Gardner, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

As part of the preparation for the D-Day landings the Allied Forces used condoms to collect soil and sand from the Normandy beaches.

Every second at least one star in the universe explodes.

Cannibals in ancient Mexico ate their human flesh with chilli sauce.

Dogs are not allowed in Selwyn College, Cambridge, so the master's Basset Hound as been reclassified as a really large cat.

When you have a tattoo lasered off you end up pooing it out.

The man who invented the airship, Alberto Santos-Dumont, used to hold dinner parties with 10ft high chairs so his guests could experience the joy of flight.

A new scientific study has concluded that there are too many scientific studies.

You should never pick up a desert tortoise. If you do it can urinate itself to death.

FBI officials warn of ISIS's Twitter capabilities, Mike Huckabee likens the Iran nuclear deal to the Holocaust, and David McCullough discusses his book "The Wright Brothers."

No Such Thing As A Bassoon in a Football Stadiumref|This episode was a tie-in to the final of the 2014 FIFA World Cup final, and was thus devoted entirely to football.|group="fn"

Fraternity brothers are caught on tape chanting racial slurs, Hillary Clinton gives an explanation for her informal email practices, and Common discusses "Run All Night."
Jordan Klepper weighs in on the ethics of using service apps like Uber, robots threaten the jobs of journalists, and screenwriter Aaron Sorkin discusses his film "Steve Jobs."
Conservatives criticize President Obama's ISIS offensive while Rudy Giuliani questions his patriotism, and Christine Lagarde discusses the International Monetary Fund.
A deadly attack hits Paris, Aasif Mandvi covers Great Britain's Nazi cow problem, Hasan Minhaj reports on homelessness in Salt Lake City, and Ava DuVernay discusses the film Selma.

In 18th century France tooth-pullers were entertainers who would perform in front of live audiences.

In World War I the Romanian army issued an order that only officers above the rank of major had the right to wear eye shadow in battle.

The most borrowed children's author in British libraries, Daisy Meadows, doesn't exist.

It would cost $850 quadrillion to build the Death Star.

A CIA study analyzes America's armament of the Middle East, the media react to Caitlyn Jenner's debut, and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio outlines his progressive agenda.
A sex-trafficking bill remains stuck in Congress, Kristen Schaal reports on gender wage equality, and Jon Ronson discusses his book "So You've Been Publicly Shamed."

Syrian Army victory
*Syrian Army captures all of the towns on the eastern outskirts of Aleppo, the Sheikh Najjar industrial zone to the northeast and Handarat to the north
*Syrian Army breaks the siege of Aleppo's central prison

Harkin, Ptaszynski, Schreiber and Richard Turner

It was fashionable in New York City at the end of 19th century for women to wear live lizards as brooches.

Codebreaker Alan Turing lost his buried treasure when he could not crack his own code.

In 2011, the largest sperm bank in the world stopped accepting sperm from redheads.

The English language has more words borrowed from the Hawaiian language than it does from the Welsh language.

Hasan Minhaj investigates a fair-hiring campaign for former offenders, Rupert Murdoch endorses Ben Carson, and Rachel Maddow weighs in on the 2016 election.

The Labour, Democracy and Freedom Bloc contested the election as independents to bypass the 10% election threshold. Provinces & districts where the total votes for all independents combined topped the poll are shown in yellow, even though these candidates may have won less votes than other parties individually.''

Florida legalizes same-sex marriage, a storeowner beats his employees with a lizard, and Senator Marco Rubio discusses his book American Dreams.

The Large Hadron Collider was turned off for a short period of time because a piece of baguette was found in the machinery.

For the last month of his life, James A. Garfield ate everything through his anus.

In 2013, six people in the United States named their child "Mushroom".

The person who found Richard III of England's bones, Philippa Langley, was not an archeologist, but a screenwriter.

Donald Trump remains the most entertaining 2016 presidential candidate, Chuck Schumer wishes Jon mazel tov, and Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses his book "Between the World and Me."
Fracking causes earthquakes in Oklahoma, the NSA debuts a creepy recycling mascot, John Hodgman makes a dramatic exit, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses "StarTalk."
The media fixates on Winter Storm Juno's impact on New York City, a drone crashes into the White House, and journalist Jill Leovy discusses her book Ghettoside.

No Such Thing As A Game of King's Footsie
Murray, Ptaszynski, Schreiber, Helen Zaltzman

The route for the Hong Kong ultramarathon is to run up and down the same stretch of road 25 times.

The metre is wrong. It is 0.16mm out.

St Andrews Aquarium currently has three meerkats called Churchill, Admiral and Sheilas' Wheels. The also had two other meerkats called Aviva and Direct Line, but these have since died.

The only ancient Egyptian socks that we know of all belonged to Tutankhamun. Also, he wore sandals, so he may have worn socks in sandals.

Harkin, Rufus Hound, Murray, Ptaszynski and Schreiber

Hillary Clinton's informal emailing style causes controversy, Jordan Klepper reports on a surprising Florida law, and Viacheslav Fetisov discusses the documentary "Red Army."

* PFW/PFWA All-Rookie team
* 3× First-team All-WAC

Gov. Chris Christie kicks off his presidential campaign, and Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand describes finding common ground in Congress and working to pass a paid family leave bill.

No Such Thing As A Song in the Sound of Musicref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience in the Aces and Eights Bar, Tufnell Park, London.|group="fn"
Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Lieven Scheire and Schreiber
No Such Thing As A Sad High Fiveref|This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.|group="fn"

Senator Bernie Sanders begins his presidential campaign, ISIS attacks a major Iraqi city, and Matt Harvey discusses his pitching career with the New York Mets.

*2 Shafts
*2 Triple-expansion steam engines

Harkin, Murray, Ptaszynski, Simon Rich and Schreiber