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Lies, lies, I need a disguise – disguise as another object

When a new sandwich shop opens in Waverly Place, Justin falls in love with the owner's daughter, Juliet Van Heusen. But when the Russos finds out that they are vampires both parents say they can't date. Meanwhile, Alex tries to get rid of Max because of his annoying impressions and tries to send him to an underwater camp for the summer, but her plan blows up when Justin finally tells his parents about him and Juliet. In the end, both parents allow their children to date each other again.

Co-stars: Andrew Michael Davies as Alternate Justin, Mary K. DeVault as Mary, and Jim Giordano as Marvin

What I need now is the opposite of clean, make me a girl without hygiene- transform a girl into a slob

Ben Montanio, Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein

After Superintendent Clanton fires Mr. Laritate and takes over his school responsibilities and tortures Alex, Justin and Max, They go to Mr. Laritate where he already has a western themed job. So Alex uses a spell that takes Mr. Laritate back in time to the Old West to convince him to fight for his job. After Mr. Laritate learned a lesson back in the western days, he goes back to the school and asks Clanton to give his job as a principal again.

Guest starring: Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate, Ted McGinley as Superintendent Clanton

The Undo Dust – reverses a spell when the user forgot the reversing spell.

Absent: Jake T. Austin as Max Russo and David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

Co-stars: Veronica Sixtos as Nellie Rodriguez, Dan Benson as Zeke, Zack Shada as Joey, Gary Owens as Alarm Clock , Edwin Kho as Gold Team Member

Spells:
*Lucha Ba Boom – Make wrestlers strong.
*Lucha Ba Boom, but Stronger – Make wrestlers Stronger.
*Lucha Ba Boom Wing Macho Doom – Turned Harper into super-strong Wrestler.

Co-stars: Bridget Barrera as Little Girl and Joe Wiebe as a Caveman

Arkidiocesis ti Tuguegarao (Ilocano), Arkidiocesis nat Tuguegarao (Ibanag), Archidiocensya yoh Tuguegaraow (Malaueg)

Spell: Key Largo, Key West, key chain – turns the object into a keychain

Co-starring: Megan Carcioppolo as Cheerleader #1, Erin Prieto as Cheerleader #2, Jazzlyn Marae as Cheerleader #3
Note: When Max says "Yeah I didn't tell her about the dragon dog 'cause I still have no idea what happened to that.", he is referring to Dragon, a pet dragon disguised as a dog, which Theresa lets them keep in the season 1 episode "Curb Your Dragon". Also, when Alex says,"Tom Sawyer, that's such an obvious lie. It is the name from the Rush song", she is referring to the Canadian rock band, Rush. When Max tells his family about telling her their secret, Justin says "I will not let us be wizards exposed", which is the name of the season 3 finale.

When Juliet comes over for Dinner at the Russo Family's house, she convinces them that Vampires are "health" conscious, so they start eating Healthy. Upset about the Healthiness, Alex and Harper both get part time shifts at the Late Nite Bite where they overhear Alucard & Cindy talk' about how younger vampires get humans to eat healthy before drinking their "delicious" blood. Alex runs off and tells Justin. As Justin thinks it, Juliet knows her parents' plot of biting Alex. When Justin, Juliet, Theresa and Jerry intervene, Max comes in with Pumpkin Scent. Then Juliet explains a vampire's "Worst Fear."

Guest stars: Bridgit Mendler as Juliet Van Heusen, Anne Ramsay as Cindy Van Heusen, JD Cullum as Alucard Van Heusen

Note: This is a one-hour special. This is the only time that one of the cast members did not appear in a one-hour-long special.
Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Fred Stoller as Dexter, Josh Sussman as Hugh Normous, Linsey Godfrey as Lucy, Travis Caldwell as Donni and Michael Carbonaro as the Robot

With college applications in mind, Justin directs a performance of Peter Pan at Tribeca Prep. He casts Harper as Tinkerbell, but Alex must play the role when Harper breaks her leg. Alex, not thrilled with the idea of actually learning lines, then gets a real fairy, Flutter, to play her part. Things do not go as planned, and the production is a disaster. Justin is cheered up when his siblings write a wonderful review.

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate, and Rachel Cannon as Flutter the fairy.
Magical Beings:

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Absent: Jake T. Austin as Max Russo, Maria Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo and David DeLuise as Jerry Russo
Notes: The spell "Fortunato Amontillado" is a reference to Edgar Allan Poe story "The Cask of Amontillado" dealing with passing someone trapped through a barrier, like in the story where the main character seals his enemy up by chaining him to a wall and sealing that section of the room up by building a wall leaving him there to die. The "Transfer of Powers" ceremony is contradictory to Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie, when Alex becomes a full wizard without an official ceremony. The Jack-In-the-Box says the address of City Hall is 1313 Mockingbird Lane. This is a reference to The Munsters and the address of their mansion. Stevie's brother gets a visor that publically announces that he is their family wizard, but Alex doesn't get a visor in the series finale, 'Who will be the Family Wizard?'. This is the final appearance of Stevie.
Absent: Maria Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo

Alex is eager to help prepare for the Quiz Bowl if it will get the attention of the new guy, Dean. Harper and Justin are planned to compete in the Quiz Bowl on opposing teams. But when Alex causes an accident that leaves one of Harper's teammates unable to compete, she is forced to participate instead. To give the team an edge in the Quiz Bowl Competition, she wears a pair of magical trousers known as "Smarty Pants", which give the wearer superior knowledge on anything and everything. However, her superior knowledge might ruin her friendship with Harper, who was counting on the Quiz Bowl to give her a new reputation as class genius. To stop herself from answering all of the questions, Alex takes off the pants, only to learn that there were some unpleasant side effects.

Absent: David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

Co-starring: Dennis Hadley as Fakeahorseus

Soap on a rope, soap fell off a rope, rope shot out of my hand, rope tie up that man – Ties a person in a rope

Guest-starring: Michael D. Cohen as Swiss Army Elf

Guest stars: John Rubinstein as Gorog, Frank Pacheco as Felix, Fred Stoller as Dexter, Christopher Douglas Reed as Ogre

After Gigi steals Alex's diary, Justin and Max transport Gigi inside Alex's secret fairy tale princess world. The siblings struggle to keep Gigi from discovering Alex's secret, and revealing the family's secret to the world.

Absent: María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo and David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

Notes: This is part 4 of a 4-part arc. In this episode, Harper is able to get out of the apartment because no wizard is able to escape. But in a previous episode. Alex lures Justin and Harper into a room together and Harper is not able to get out, this is the last episode with Gorog and Felix.

Spells:
*Hear these three Russos cry, Get gone Gorog vaporize – Makes Gorog vapourise away forever
*Black hole in 13B, deeper and wider than the sea – Makes a black hole appear in apartment 13B

Magical Objects: Werewolves, Mummies and Vampires

After Alex sees on the news a feature about a painting wolf in the Pocono Mountains, she automatically believes that it is Mason. Justin, Max, and Alex flash to the location of the wolf, and learn that it is indeed Mason. However, they then learn that Mason is being held against his will by a family of hillbilly wizards who will agree to give Mason back to Alex in exchange for the Russos' wizard world portal. Alex agrees to make the exchange, unbeknownst to her brothers. The hillbilly family arrive at the Russos' lair for the exchange but Alex fools them by concealing their portal with an anti-magic realm. Because of that, Mason, who had transformed to his human form, reverts back to a wolf as a form of revenge from the hillbillies. The Russos figure out about the transforming hillbilly music and use it on Mason, but he is turned to a half wolf/half human. Until then, they have to find the missing instrument for the hillbilly song; Mason is stuck in his half wolf/half human form, leaving Alex embarrassed to be seen with him in public. Meanwhile, Zeke and Harper take care of the Sub Station and Harper tries to make Zeke kiss her all the while. At Zeke's party, Mason's cover is blown and Alex is humiliated, leaving Mason heartbroken and he leaves her. Harper tells Alex about how she always wore eccentric, flashy clothing but Alex wasn't afraid to be seen with her at all and the same should go for Mason. Alex flashes herself into the elevator where Mason is scratching his neck and apologizes and says she loves him and kisses him. They go back to Zeke's apartment, unaffected by everyone's stares and gawks and they dance, laughing at all their good memories when they were an art couple at Tribeca Prep. In the end, Justin finds the missing instrument, the mouth harp, and plays it and Mason is back to his human form. In the meantime, Theresa and Jerry go on an anniversary trip to Connecticut and stay in a cheap motel, using a camera concealed in a teddy bear to check on the Sub Station. This is a one-hour special.

Spells: Knock knock, who's there, disappear, disappear who, disappears to be a door eaten by termites – Makes a door be eaten by termites

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Guest starring: Jeff Garlin as Uncle Kelbo, and Michael Monken as MacGruder

Mind Reading Tube – gives the user the ability to read someone's thoughts when tube is in physical contact with another person.

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Jerry tells Alex that she must be nice to people. When Hugh Normous, a young giant, shows up at the lair, having run away from home, Alex decides to "be nice" by hiding him from her parents while she helps to locate his birth parents. Meanwhile, Max tried to get back at Alex for all her cruel pranks.

Guest stars: Josh Sussman as Hugh Normous, Clarinda Ross as Cathy Normous, Lee Reherman as Doug Normous, Christopher Neiman as Stu Fineman, Rose Abdoo as Mary Lou Fineman

Special guest star: Cindy Crawford as Bibi Rockford

Alex and Justin are chosen to create an issue of the Captain Jim Bob Sherwood comic book, with Justin writing the story and Alex doing the illustrations. But when they can't agree on their ideas, Alex uses magic and displaces Captain Jim Bob from the comic book, leaving him loose out in the city.

Guest starring: John O'Hurley as Captain Jim Bob Sherwood

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In order to pass a history test, Alex switches brains with Harper. There is a glitch, however, and the two cannot switch back, leaving an infant-minded Harper in Alex's room. Justin is harassed by a girl, Daphne, who insists they are dating. To drive her away, Justin invites to Daphne to Russo Family Game Night, an infamous event that usually "ends in crime scene tape" due to the Russos' loud fighting. Meanwhile, Alex and Harper are still having trouble with the body switching spell – Alex winds up with two brains in her head, while a brainless Harper is left in Alex's bedroom. Needless to say, the game night ends in disaster, much to Justin's delight.

Guest stars: Christa B. Allen as Daphne

Notes: This is a one hour special. On Disney Channel UK this episode is listed under the title, "Puppy Love". The Selena Gomez & the Scene's song "A Year Without Rain" is featured in this episode. Also this is the first time Justin was seen with a lightsaber, proving that he is a fan of the Star Wars franchise. The True Love Necklace appears once again to see if the evil country wizards' dog is Mason.

Co-stars: Milles Wood as Monty, Natalie Alyn Lind as Marisa, Frank Maharajh as Customer, Ezra Weisz as Fruit and Darrin Butters as Fruit

Note: In this episode, Justin is seen being very good in drawing. However, in the episode "Captain Jim Bob Sherwood", he was shown not as good as he was.

Magical objects:

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Spells : Make us old and barely alive, age us up to thirty-five – Changes a person's appearance to look thirty-five

Alex bonds with a new art teacher, who turns out to be a teenager, Jenny, under a spell. Alex changes her back into a teenager, but with no teacher art class is cancelled. Alex manages to convince Mr. Laritate of how important art is, and he promises to get them a new teacher. Meanwhile, Max gets out of gym class by inventing a disease called Mono-oranegeosis, which makes him unable to see the color orange. This fake disease gets him sympathy from celebrities like Dwayne Johnson and Misty May-Treanor . But his ruse is soon revealed by a girl from school.

Guest stars: Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate, Heidi Swedberg as Old Jennifer Majorhealey, Gilland Jones as Young Jenny, Daryl Sabara as T.J. Taylor, Kristi Lauren as Chelsa

Hot monsters in the city, running wild, what a pity! – releases monsters into someone's city
Markers markers, go away, hey – the ability to make markers go away

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Guest stars: Bailee Madison as Maxine, Frank Pacheco as Felix, Leven Rambin as Rosie, Diane Delano as Wizard Coach Penny, Chris Coppola as Customer, Cameron Sanders as Nelvis.
Notes: This is part 2 of a 4-part arc. The reason Theresa, Jerry, and Max do not appear in this episode is because Theresa and Jerry are taking Max to wizard camp. Hugh still acts as if he is a giant, but he finds out his real parents were not giants in "Hugh's not Normus"

The Russo family is on an assignment at PopCon, a popular comic-book and movie convention. They are on the lookout for rogue wizards who may be using their magic, and Alex is on the lookout for Harper – it's Harper's birthday, and Alex lied to get out of attending PopCon with her. Harper runs into Alex and accuses her of always lying. After a fiasco involving an enchanted costume, Alex decides it's time to tell Harper that she's a wizard.

Guest stars: Josh Sussman as Hugh Normous, Michael A. Shepperd as Officer Lamp, Brian Scolaro as Goblin, Lee Meriwether as Battle Diva

Notes: A reference is made to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video/short movie. Also, Zeke makes a reference to the Irwin Allen sci-fi show Lost in Space when he says "Danger, danger, Will Robinson!" The idea for Zombie Prom was originally mentioned and conceived by Alex in the episode "Graphic Novel".

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Note: When Juliet talks to Max, they are in the sunlight, however, in the season 3 episode Night at The Lazerama, she reveals to Justin that she melts in sunlight.
Guest stars: Daniel Samonas as Dean Moriarty , Andy Pessoa as Alfred, Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate

Garden Walls to Gardens East and North of the Grange

Justin promises Juliet an unforgettable prom date. But when Alex organizes a zombie-themed anti-prom, Alex gives Max flyers to hand out and he accidentally sends the zombie prom flyers to the wizard world with a permission slip to test out a no fear ring, and real zombies arrive. Meanwhile, Harper and Zeke go to the prom together. At the prom Justin serenades Juliet and asks her to go steady with him. After that Max, Alex, Harper, Justin, Zeke, and Juliet get in a dance off with the zombies to get them to leave. In the end Justin and Juliet have a special moment together, slow dancing and kissing after Juliet agrees to go steady with Justin.

Absent: María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo

Cab 804 – an average taxicab that Alex brought back to life using magic.
Notes: When Alex decides to fix the cab using magic, Harper responds saying that she hates it when Alex comes up with an idea although, Harper had just found out in the last episode .

Alex doesn't think cheerleading's cool, make Franken Girl a cheerleading fool – makes Franken Girl love cheerleading

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Please don't let Baxter Knight fail, make me some candied-yam hail – make it rain candied-yam hail

Posters posters that didn't squeal at all, zip it up, stay on this wall. – Stops the talking posters.

Presidential election results map. Red denotes states won by Dole/Kemp, Blue denotes those won by Clinton/Gore.

A 30 second sample of the song, where Gaga sings the opening lines backed by the electronic church bell sounds. The song changes into thechorus, with dance beats accompanying it.

Alex and Justin start bonding with Max's new tutor, Tutor. But when they find out that she is going to leave when Max is done, they purposely cause their little brother to fail just so Tutor will stay. At the end they found out she is a half-elf and that is why they both liked her.

Absent: David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

Guest stars: Bridgit Mendler as Juliet Van Heusen, Anne Ramsay as Cindy Van Heusen, and JD Cullum as Alucard Van Heusen

Alex and Harper receive a flyer for a hotel. They meet the hotel's owner, Dexter, who sells them Apartment 13B, which belongs to a floor for non-humans. They rent it, but Harper is forced to use a training wand that can only open things. Later at their apartment, they realize Mason lives on the floor. Mason will stop at nothing to win Alex back; Alex tells him she does not want a boyfriend, but Mason is relentless. That night, Alex and Harper throw a party, where the whole floor comes, including Felix. Mason goes to the party and uses Harper's wand to open Alex's heart. However, she flirts with an ugly giant. Mason tries again, but makes Alex opens her heart to Felix. Meanwhile, Theresa and Jerry trick Justin into going to Alex's apartment to drive him out of the house. When Justin arrives, he fixes Mason's mistakes by resetting Harper's wand and it is revealed that despite his actions, he misses Alex. Alex, freed from Mason's spell, is angry at Mason, and Mason, deflated, leaves. Outside their door, Dexter turns into Gorog when no one is looking. He wants revenge. Max appears in the apartment, and when Harper and Alex kick him out, he encounters Gorog, who gives him a flyer for a free camp. Max accepts.

Special guest star: Gregg Sulkin as Mason

When in doubt, inside-out – take an object out of another object

When Alex gets bored of Zeke's failing magic tricks, she decides to use magic to make Zeke's tricks come true. Everything goes downhill when Zeke tells Harper he believes he is a wizard and is now booking a magic act at the sub station for a kid's birthday party. Since Justin and Harper are tired of Alex ruining things all the time, they decide to leave everything up to her. Harper, not wanting to let Zeke make a fool of himself, tells Alex to tell Zeke the truth about wizards, but she is reluctant to, as exposing wizardry to another mortal could get her kicked out of the wizard competition forever if anyone finds out. Zeke goes on with his belief that he is a "wizard", but he finds out Harper is keeping a secret from him so he breaks up with her. Alex realizes what a mess she created and on the day of Zeke's magic act, she makes Harper disappear before she can expose wizardry to Zeke, which freaks him out. The Russos really are in deep waters when Zeke is going to saw Max in half with a real saw for his next act, so Justin takes matters into his own hands and freezes everyone except for himself and Zeke. Justin tells Zeke that he is a wizard, not Zeke, and that he did everything. Still not believing him, he flashes Zeke into their lair and unveils the secret to him. They go back outside and tell Harper and Alex who are fighting, that Zeke now knows about the existence of wizards, but he promises he will never tell anyone. Zeke and Harper reconcile their relationship and Alex and Harper apologize and make up with each other.

Absent: María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo and David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

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* Bob Fornaro

Notes: Alex was forcefully turned into a cheerleader in "Franken Girl". This is the third episode in a row where there are no spells.

As Justin is continuously getting annoyed by Alex breaking into his room and stealing things, he decides to create a female Frankenstein's monster to act as a 'body guard' and names her "Franken Girl". However, when Alex beats the monster and still manages to break into Justin's room, he tries to get revenge by casting a spell to make Franken Girl Alex's best friend but also casts a "spell lock" to stop Alex from reversing the spell. Although initially annoyed by Franken Girl's obsession with her, Alex soon takes a liking to her, which just makes Justin more mad and more eager to seek revenge. He soon thinks up a rather elaborate revenge plan to make Franken Girl love cheerleading and she forces Alex to join the squad when she sees a flyer of a "cheerleaders wanted" sign. The episode ends with Franken Girl accidentally launching Alex out of the school when Alex mentions "I'll be late for Algebra."

Spells: We need electricity, and a lot, give me 1.21 gigawatts! – creates a large electric current

Notes: WizFace is a parody of Facebook and MySpace. Alex also said that Justin had a history of dating monsters, as explained here as well in a few other episodes
Please brain, leave brain – return brains to their original owner

Old West right away, yippie-yi-ki-yay. – Makes everything Old Western

Notes: In the beginning of the episode Alex says that Justin was afraid of ponies until last year, but in the episode "Potion Commotion", Alex tells Mr. Laritate that Justin rode a pony by himself when he was 9.

The current landlord of the Russo's building decides to sell the sub shop, evicting the Russos of the shop, as well as their apartment and lair, which contains their portal. Without the portal, the Russos will lose all contact with the Wizard world. So, the entire family travel back to 1957 to stop Jerry's father from selling the shop to the landlord, so that they do not get evicted. Jerry's father agrees not to sell the shop, and the Russos return to present day. However, they accidentally leave Harper behind when Harper is distracted by a woman with a poodle, and Harper suggests that the woman should put a picture of a poodle on her skirt, creating a poodle skirt, which were popular in the 1950s.

Back in present day, the Russos find the sub shop obsolete, boarded up, and empty, with the subway car and the lair missing, too. The Russos realized that they have messed with the fabric of time, and something they did while time-traveling in 1957 must have created a ripple effect, and affected present day.

While Alex suggests that they go back to 1957 to find out what they did wrong, Justin denies this, saying they should not solve the problem by doing exactly what caused the problem, however Theresa states that they will have to go back, when she realizes that they left Harper in 1957. The Russos return to 1957, where Jerry's father reveals that he did not sell the restaurant to the landlord, however the restaurant failed to make enough business, and that he has been forced to close it. Justin realizes that when Jerry's father lost the restaurant, he moved out of the building and since their family no longer lived in the building, the lair disappeared in present day. The Russos decide just to find Harper and go back to present day, and discover that Harper enrolled at Tribeca Prep as soon as they forgot her in 1957, as Harper did not want to ruin her perfect attendance record. Justin, Alex, and Max go to Tribeca Prep to retrieve Harper, while Jerry and Theresa wait at the sub shop, however Harper decides to stay in the past, as she finds new popularity in 1957 that she does not experience in present day. While at Tribeca, Max introduces the high-five to several students. Alex realizes that if they make the sub shop the 1957 high school hangout, the sub shop will get better business and will not have to close. However, no one has any fun at the sub shop that night as the jukebox is broken. Just as everyone is about to leave, Max plugs his MP3 player into the jukebox and Harper uses her popularity to get the students dancing and having fun at the shop, and the business at the sub shop peaks. The Russos return to the present day, where the lair and the sub shop are back, and Jerry owns the entire building, while the landlord is now the owner of a Janitor service, instead of the building, and the high-five is now called a "Max". Alex then remembers that they forgot Harper back in 1957 and they go back and get her.

Co-stars: John DeLuca as Tommy and Jeff Sizemore as Lenny Hune Jr.

Absent: Jake T. Austin as Max Russo and Maria Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo

Let's go visit our new aunt, take us to Paris, Texas – teleport to Paris
From down below, this art should show – bring up art from the subway station

"It's a succinct summary of Gaga's aesthetic, but the video itself is a sprawling epic, with the song preceded by several minutes of cheeky, artsy psycho-drama set in a mental health clinic. There's ballet, nudity, fashion from the future, French dialogue, cars on fire, a little bit of weeping, and lots and lots of dancing. Even compared to other Gaga video epics, this one seems particularly crazy and ambitious."

The Wizards of Waverly Place season two cast.

Truth truth she used to know, now she becomes the old Russo- Reverses the truth spell cast on a Russo family member

Justin and his delinquent class have a wizard wand dance assessment to do which will get them back in Wiztech. A new student named Rosie joins, whom Justin falls madly in love with to later find out that she is an Angel. Meanwhile, Jerry, Teresa, and Harper try to think of ideas of how to get more people to come to their restaurant. Harper makes cards which customers get hole punched each time they buy a sandwich; when you get 9 hole punches, they get a free sandwich. Contrary to the original purpose, one man punches his own card, demands a free sandwich, and then brings dozens of people into the restaurant, who also have pre-punched cards. Maxine uses her charming cuteness to convince the customers to not exploit her parents. Meanwhile, Justin kicks Rosie out of his class so that it does not fail the wizard dance assessment. Sympathizing, Alex gets Rosie to rejoin the class and puts a copycat spell on her so that Rosie can mimic Alex's move and pass the class. The assessment ends in disaster when a squirrel-frog attaches itself to Alex's foot, and Rosie reveals herself to be an angel. The class fails, but Justin starts dating Rosie.

Absent: Jake T. Austin as Max Russo

Panoramic view of San Gabriel Mountains from La Cañada Flintridge. Jet Propulsion Laboratory, San Gabriel Peak and Mount Wilson can be seen.

Alex decides to give up the wizard competition to spend more time with Mason and thinks that it does not matter since Max is all the way in the lead, but Chancellor Tootietootie tells Alex that non-wizards and werewolves cannot date, because the werewolf always eats the human. Max's picture on the front of Future Wizards magazine attracts the daughter of a family of Cucuys and they invite him to a dinner party on their yacht. Alex comes up with a scheme to invite Chancellor Tootietootie to the Cucuy party in hopes of getting him to appeal the law against werewolves and mortals dating. Lisa Cucuy finds out that Mason is a werewolf and decides that she wants him instead of Max. Alex gets jealous when Lisa flirts with Mason, so Alex says embarrassing things about Mason to everyone on the yacht so that he will be mad enough to turn into a werewolf. Carlos and Julie Cucuy jump off the boat as Cucuys are scared of werewolves. Jerry jumps off after them. Alex tells Lisa that she can get off the boat the easy way or her way. Once Lisa jumps off the boat, Chancellor Tootietootie says that their case will not be appealed as by Mason turning into a werewolf proved his point that they are dangerous. In the end, Alex and Mason have to break up to be friends and Harper finishes writing her first novel based on the werewolf-wizard relationship. Jerry tries to get Harper to help him out of the water but accidentally grabs her just finished novel, which causes him to fall back into the water. Meanwhile, Justin tutors a class of delinquent wizards in an attempt to gain a level to re-enter the Wizard Competition.

Guest stars: Andy Kindler as Chancellor Tootietootie, Frank Pacheco as Felix, David Barrera as Carlos Cucuy, Roxanna Brusso as Julie Cucuy, Samantha Boscarino as Lisa Cucuy and Kari Wahlgren as Helen

Magical objects: The Magic Mirror – If you step in there, it becomes all about you.

Locations of the German version of The Mole.

Bags from home, meet me here, take them there, and bring them near – bring's luggage to people from home

Justin meets a girl named Isabella through WizFace. Alex has suspicions that Isabella is not who she seems. After sharing a kiss, Justin learns that Isabella is actually a werewolf and, worse, he is becoming one himself. Meanwhile, Max and Alfred start a dog-walking business to earn money for cups on a chain.

Absent: Jennifer Stone as Harper Finkle

Harper and Zeke spend so much time together that Alex decides to make a Harper-clone. Justin comes with lots of different ideas to save money in the sub-shop and Max starts a fast-food restaurant in the wizard world.

Absent: María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo

Harper tells Alex that Stevie is a wizard after Harper sees Stevie use a wand, with Stevie erasing her memory, which Alex helps Harper regain. Alex then confronts Stevie about her secret and the two bond even more because of their magical abilities making Harper feel left out. Meanwhile, Justin and Zeke come with the idea to build a float for the school's homecoming festivities.

Guest starring: Hayley Kiyoko as Stevie Nichols, Dan Benson as Zeke and Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate

Co-star: Marcus Alexander Hart as Abercrombie Zombie

True Love Necklace: Glows when someone loves the person who put it on that person

Song used: "Comeback Kid " by Brett Dennen

Spells: Say goodnight, out like a light. – Causes a person to become unconscious

Barn to North West Corner of Home Farm Courtyard

Alex always wrecks it, make this door an exit – reverses the spell above

Alex sets Harper up with Justin's best friend Zeke for the school science fair. But Alex becomes frustrated when she sees that Harper and Zeke are actually interested in their science project than sharing romantic feelings for each other. She then casts a spell to make sparks fly between them, which literally happens when they touch. Meanwhile, Justin creates a water-powered engine, while Max "creates life" by finding items under his bed and putting in a barbecue grill.

Spells: Zippozap Zippozee Zippozarum – Makes sparks fly i.e lights a candle etc. Warning: If this spell was on humans, it intensifies their emotions. Possible Side-effect: Electrical zaps on contact

Guest stars: Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate, Jenica Bergere as Mother Nature, Steve Monroe as Baxter Knight, and Robert Mammana as Officer Bryan

Transfix, transpose, make Harper look like herself again, including the clothes – Turns Harper back into herself

Guest star: Ian Abercrombie as Professor Crumbs

Note: Harper mentions John Glenn in this episode.

Justin and Zeke are running against each other to become Student Body President. Justin soon finds his efforts put in jeopardy after someone wallpaper's Principal Laritate’s office with posters of his campaign and he is accused of masterminding the prank. In Saturday detention, Alex befriends a rebellious new girl at school named Stevie. On their trip to Coney Island, Jerry, Max and Harper are stuck on a ferris wheel and Max drops his wand in an attempt to get them off. Harper is flashed off the ferris wheel by Alex, and they both try to help Justin out of trouble. Meanwhile, Justin has gained newfound popularity by taking credit for the prank and also to get more votes for his campaign. But his friendship with Zeke may be strained when he chooses his popularity over his best friend. In the end, Justin wins the race but he is disqualified because of the prank. Alex takes the blame so Justin can become president but Stevie confesses that she pulled off the prank. Justin becomes Student Body President by six votes, but Zeke withdrew his vote when he found out that Justin did not vote. However, Justin gained his friendship with Zeke back and lost his popularity. Harper is sent back on the ferris wheel by Alex, who was banned and wanted revenge because Jerry, Max and Harper went without her, where Jerry and Max are still stuck on, but luckily she grabbed her jacket made of spicy and teriyaki jerky.

Spells: Posters posters on the wall, now it's time to tell us all. – Makes posters able to talk

Special guest stars: Gregg Sulkin as Mason and David Copperfield as himself
Magical objects: Magic Robe, Magic Washtub
Note: Since the episode aired out of production order there is a chronological error when Harper mentions she has been allowed to stay in the basement till graduation . For that same reason, Harper would not have to re-enroll at Tribeca Prep since she most likely graduated with a perfect attendance record.

Spells:
*Sobbing cries change turn these girls into older guys. — turns girls into elderly men.
*Fruity Patutti — turns people into fruit.
*Rip torn. Rip Taylor. Rip bag – Rip Bag from the bottom.
*Without wand or robes, you all turn into slowpokes — Slows down angels.

Magical objects: Angels, angels of darkness, The Moral Compass, halo, angel wings

Notes: There are two goofs in this episode. In the beginning of the episode, when Mrs. Majorhealey asks Alex to bring her back to her young form, she said that she was 16 when T.J. turned her into a woman. But, after a while, in the sub station, young Mrs. Majorhealey tells Alex that while she was 40, she would have been 15 if T.J. hadn't transformed her. Also, Mr. Laritate says that he had received a text message, but in the later episode "Alex's Logo", he doesn't know what they are.

Note: Jake T. Austin returns as Max near the end of the episode. This is the last episode with Maxine.
Guest stars: Frank Pacheco as Felix, Cameron Sanders as Nelvis, Ian Abercrombie as Professor Crumbs
Spell: Make these troubles no more, go in through the out door – Makes it impossible to leave a place where the spell is cast.

The Transport Stick – transportes the user at one meter's distance. Warning! When the transport stick is used, everybody around gets knocked out.
Guest stars: Paulina Olszynski as Tutor, and Dana Michael Woods as Leprechaun
Before we see this volcano blow, turn this lava into snow – turn lava into snow.

Location of La Cañada Flintridge in Los Angeles County, California

Justin and Zeke are preparing for the Alien Language League banquet which will be hosted at the Sub Station. Alex carelessly leaves the portal to the Wizard World open, and a pocket elf and fairy escape as well as a Wizard bug, which bites Jerry, and he transforms into a huge insect. He interferes with the Alien Language League Banquet and Justin's hopes of getting a Lifetime Achievement Award by scaring away Joey the Crepe kid and eating all the homemade crepes Theresa was forced to make after Joey ran away, but things take a turn for the better when Alex helps Justin by presenting Jerry in his bug form, as an alien from another planet, knowing how important getting the award is to Justin. In the end Justin is given the Lifetime Achievement Award trophy after all, but Jerry, who is still a giant insect, accidentally melts it.

Magical objects: Wizard Bug, Pocket Elf, Fairy

Carriage House/implement Shed 3 Yards South of Combe Court Farm

Spells: Fix the fan, make it right, make it blow with all its might. – Fixes the fan and enables it to blow full force.

Elmer House; Premises of St Christopher's School

Special guest star: Moisés Arias as Max's Conscience

Havity No-gravity – Defies gravity by making a person climb a flat surface, can only be used when two other wizards use it in another person

Study of cults and new religious movements, religion

When Dean moves away, Alex decides to show up in Dean's dreams. A few months later he comes back. When Alex goes on their date, Dean pays more attention to the arcade than her, and Alex attempts to break up with him. She pretends to be a slob so that Dean breaks up with her, but he said it was no big deal after she blurted it out. Alex goes into his dreams one more time to find out how Dean really feels. Meanwhile, when Juliet asks Justin to go on vacation with her and her family, he doesn't want to go and lies to her.

Absent: María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo

When it is announced that a huge asteroid is hurtling towards the earth, the Russos decide to hide in the wizard world, but Alex, Justin, and Max change their minds and go into space to destroy the asteroid. Meanwhile, Alex finds out that she is not graduating high school, but when a small part of the asteroid hits the school, she gets a chance to graduate.

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate, Kristina Hayes as Reporter
Magic Objects:Captain Jimmbob Model Spaceship

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Ian Abercrombie as Professor Crumbs, and Andy Kindler as Chancellor Tootietootie

Special guest star: Bridgit Mendler as Juliet Van Heusen
Retrievum Cerebrum- Takes one back to the original mind setting.

Guest stars: Daniel Samonas as Dean Moriarty, Dan Benson as Zeke
Co-stars: Christopher Recupito Rossi as Zombie Guy, Callie Carson as Zombie Girl, Malia Dawkins as Zombie Prom Victim, Marcus Alexander Hart as Prom Zombie, and Daniel Sykes as Mocking Prom Guy

Jerry and his siblings, Kelbo and Megan , need to retake the Wizard test that, in their teen years, determined who got to keep their powers. Unfortunately, Megan still has a grudge over Jerry, and nothing, neither the possibility of getting her powers back or her nephew's happiness can persuade her to redo the test. When Alex, Justin and Max see how competitive the contest gets, they realize the same test could eventually tear their family apart as well. Through the entire episode, each one of them gets compared to a relative . In the end, Justin says Alex is nothing like Megan, because Alex apologized and that's something Megan never learned to do.

Co-stars: Jay Brian Winnick as Mr. McFly

-Increases your speed 2x for 26.2 miles ''

Magical objects:
The I.P.P. – teleports the user anywhere in the world.

Catedral Metropolitana Nossa Senhora da Abadia e Santo Antônio

Justin signs up for Monster Hunting after he masters his 5,000th spell. Knowing that Justin could become the family wizard, Alex studies with help from Harper. Meanwhile, Max performs a spell that separates his conscience from himself. Then, he performs another spell to make monsters go all over the city to sabotage Justin's training even though his conscience tells him not to. Later, Alex, Max and his conscience go to help Justin with the monsters and Alex performs two spells successfully and saves Justin.

Spells: Hair frizzy, don't have a tizzy, thin lizzy! – makes people thin

Guest starring: Dan Benson as Zeke, and Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate
Spells: Do what you say, say what you mean, one thing leads to another, remember. – Causes a person to jog their memory

Spell: Fly swat now rot – Makes somebody's hands and feet move rapidly.

Jerry instructs his kids to each select an alternate career in the event that they do not become wizards into adulthood. He ends up disappointed with their choices when Max chooses to be a stage magician, and Alex and Justin decide to form a rock band. It is decided that Alex and Justin can use the rock band as their Plan B only if their performance draws in a large crowd. The band is a huge success, but the celebration is short lived when they find out Max used magic to make a fake audience. In the end, Alex gives Jerry a chance to live out his old dream as a bull rider, but it is so embarrassing that Theresa and the kids unanimously agree never to speak of it again.

Absent: Jennifer Stone as Harper Finkle

Wewww – a spell used by Uncle Kelbo to teleport him and his fish
Special guest stars: Dwayne Johnson as himself, Misty May-Treanor as herself

Magical objects: FuChicken- A chicken that lays an egg which has an answer to a question the FuChicken was asked in it. If scared, it will lay various breakfast foods, including the plate which they are on.
Party in a Box – A small box that, when opened, causes a party to appear.
Magic Swiss Army Bag – A bag that has anything needed for survival in it, i.e. a toothpick or a magical helper

Spell: Garbage man, dumpster land, giving a hand to the trash can

"It's like Whitney, but imagine if Bruce Springsteen had a baby with Whitney Houston — that's what it is", she said. "And that was it! We made a baby. Finally. After all that fornication, miserably long and tedious, Fernando and I finally conceived."

Alex has developed a crush on Dean, a "gear head" type of guy. To gain his attention, she asks if Dean can fix up an old junk car of Jerry's. Dean not only fixes the car, but enters it in an upcoming race of classic cars at Paramus. Alex is dissatisfied, and uses a worthless mail-order product of Max's to teleport inside the car during the race. Unfortunately, the teleportation causes Dean to lose consciousness, resulting in a near-crash of the car. When Dean comes to, Alex talks to him and finds out that he likes her as well. In the end they drive into a massive sloppy joe.

Co-stars: Jack Sanderson as Race MC, Zack Shada as Joey

Co-stars: Imani Hakim as Connie, Pamela Chan as Carol, Ellen Lawson as old lady, and Marcy Goldman as customer

Put on a show, let's let Hugh know what it's like to grow – decrease the size of a room

Special guest stars: Gregg Sulkin as Mason and Bridgit Mendler as Juliet van Heusen

Archidioecesis Urbinatensis-Urbaniensis-Sancti Angeli in Vado

Magical object: Crystal replay ball – Replays footage of whatever is requested by the user

Note: Riley, Dean and Mason, three of Alex's ex-boyfriends are mentioned, as well as some others such Manny Kin, Alex's fake boyfriend from season 1. Also, it is revealed that Alex and Mason dated for two months before he was changed into a wolf forever in "Wizards vs. Werewolves".

After she finds out that she will lose her powers, Alex can no longer date Mason, so they decide to try being best friends instead. After watching a film at the theaters, Harper, Alex, and Mason go home, Dean, who was Alex's Ex-Boyfriend comes and asks Alex to get back together with him. Mason gets jealous. When Dean brings a gift for Alex, Mason then asks what Alex's relationship is with Dean, and Max tells him that Dean and Alex used to date, making Mason more jealous. Mason then turns into a werewolf and eats Dean. Alex, Justin, and Max come up with a solution to turn Justin's toy Captain Jim Bob submarine big and go in it. They then shrink it and go into Mason's mouth. While there, Alex, Max, and Justin see Mason's thoughts, which are all of Alex. They get Dean out, and Alex, when Harper, Max, and Justin leave, Alex tells Dean that he was knocked out and the doctor's solution was for them all to dress up as cows. Dean then gives her his offer once again: he wants to get back with her. Alex tells him 'no', and then gets back together with Mason, with deciding to get back to the Wizard Competition.

Guest stars: Daniel Samonas as Dean, Frank Pacheco as Felix and Shoshana Bush as Tyler

Abracadoodler – A board when you draw an object on it, the object comes to life.

When Alex is sent to the principal's office for the umpteenth time, Mr. Laritate makes her join the "Happy Helpers Club" under the threat of suspension. However, Alex is disgusted when she discovers that the club actually only does mundane everyday tasks for other people rather than actual good deeds, and that they are only doing said deeds for rewards. Alex talks to her older friend, Maggie, a former hippie , who gives her advice. Meanwhile, Max goes on his first date, and learns the importance of being yourself.

Guest stars: Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate, Kathryn Foley as Jennette Brocolleti, Jo Anne Worley as Maggie, Gilland Jones as Jenny, Steve Purnick as store owner

Guest stars: Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate, Ian Abercrombie as Professor Crumbs, Frank Pacheco as Felix, Fred Stoller as Dexter, Regan Burns as Everett, Jane Carr as Martha St. Clarke

Guest stars: Sarah Ramos as Isabella, Andy Pessoa as Alfred

Notes: Starting with this episode, the opening sequence has been changed to feature a new crystal ball sequence.

Magical Rope – can tie a person. Can be used only with help from another two wizards.

Notes: In Disney Channel Russia, This episode is called "Alex Through The Looking Glass". Also, no spells are used in this episode. This is also referring to Lewis Caroll' s novel Alice Through The Looking Glass, the sequel to Alice In Wonderland.

Granary and Farm Buildings at Oxenford Farm

Special guest stars: Moisés Arias as Max's Conscience, Fred Willard as Mr. Stuffleby

In this episode, Justin and Max continue to search for Juliet. Meanwhile, Mason and Alex continue dating and Mason gives her a glowing necklace. However, Mason keeps running away from Alex before the evening. She becomes suspicious and follows him one night. Alex and Harper discover that Mason is actually a werewolf. She confesses that she is a wizard and they continue to date. Mason then reveals that the necklace only glows when someone is in love with the person who put it on the other person. When Justin and Max find out that Mason is a werewolf, Justin thinks that Mason can help track down Juliet. He tracks her scent to Transylvania, where the mummy has been holding Juliet prisoner and expecting Justin, though they destroy the mummy after a brief face-off.

The Russo's happiness at saving Juliet is cut short when it is discovered that Juliet and Mason dated one another three centuries ago, and the situation worsens when Mason impulsively blurts out that he still loves her. Alex throws away the True Love Necklace and breaks up with Mason. Juliet then says that she used to love Mason, but her soulmate is Justin. Alex is heartbroken the next day, and Mason goes to the substation to talk to Alex, but she won't let him explain, and Harper decides to set up an "Alex-watch" to keep the two separate. Later, Mason meets Max, who manages to take him to Alex. Mason is able to persuade Alex to go back to Transylvania with him to search for the True Love Necklace, so that Mason can prove his feelings for her. Justin, Max, and Juliet follow them. At odds with Justin, Mason transforms into a full Werewolf and starts to attack Justin, which results in being attacked by Juliet. During the fight, Juliet bites Mason and is scratched by him in turn: as a result, Juliet loses her vampire powers and quickly ages into a white-haired, wrinkly old lady, and Mason transforms into an actual wolf. Before this happens, however, Alex successfully locates the necklace and puts it on Mason, which proves that he does indeed love her. Realizing that they can no longer be together, Juliet and Mason reluctantly break up with Justin and Alex. They then depart, leaving both Russos completely heartbroken.

Guest starring: Gregg Sulkin as Mason Greyback, Bridgit Mendler as Juliet Van Heusen, John Eric Bentley as Mummy, Bryce Hurless as British Kid Wizard

Australian politician and leader of the Labor Party

Spell: Edgebono Utoosis – Duplicates an object or person.

Zoobaa zoobaa zoobaa, hey sister, go sister, Paris, Texas – teleport to Paris
Notes: Baxter Knight's prediction of "hail the size of candied yams" parodies David Letterman's prediction of hail "the size of canned hams", which Letterman had said during his previous years as a weatherman.

—Lady Gaga talking about "Marry the Night" to MTV News

Magical object: Bermuda shorts - shields from the magnetic fields of the Bermuda Triangle

Special guest stars: Rob Reiner as himself and Rachel Dratch as H.J. Darling

Justin invites Professor Crumbs to check on his delinquent wizards class, to see how their wizard training is progressing. During the conversation, Maxine interrupts, causing Alex and Justin to panic since they do not know how to explain "Maxine", and they try to find a way to turn Maxine back to Max. Meanwhile, Harper takes a role in the school's "Spirit of America" play, only to be replaced by Maxine.

Guest stars: Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate, Ian Abercrombie as Professor Crumbs, Bailee Madison as Maxine, Cameron Sanders as Nelvis, LJ Benet as Young Professor Crumbs and Jackie Evancho as Choir Girl

Bring Franken Girl back to alive, you're Alex's BFF, and that's no jive – brings back Franken Girl and makes Franken Girl best friends with Alex

Clean it up, wash it, scrub it down, oh no – clean a room

Notes: This is an hour long special and the series finale of Wizards of Waverly Place. This is the final appearance of Justin due to him not starring in the special. Juliet and Mason say they have not seen each other since the episode "Wizards vs. Werewolves", but in the episode "Wizards vs. Everything", they were in the same room, however, at the time, they were under Gorog's spell, so, they likely never truly saw each other while normal. In the movie, the wizard competition was done differently . Also, Professor Crumbs says Justin's full name twice when giving him his full wizard powers, but only states Alex's abbreviated and last name even though her full name is Alexandra Margarita Russo. There is a contradiction in the episode "Future Harper", when the Future Harper said she traveled in time with the help of the family wizard, but also stated that Alex haven't given her permission to do that. Justin says that the body switching spell is Cambia Corporum Meum Corpora Sua Nominavi but in the episode Family Game Night he says that the spell has been recalled.

All 538 electoral votes of the Electoral College

Guest starring: Bridgit Mendler as Juliet Van Heusen, Andy Kindler as Chancellor Tootietootie, Pat Finn as Luxor, Wendi McLendon-Covey as Dr. Ice

When the taxicab that Alex was born in is retired, Alex magically repairs it in order for her and her family to continue to cherish the memories of her birth. However, Alex unintentionally brings it to life as well, and when the Cab decides to remain by Alex's side at all times. It follows her all over the place, and eventually crashes through the window of the loft; amazingly, Jerry and Theresa are far from angry at Alex when she explains her intentions, and Cab 804 ultimately decides to leave and go back to work. After all, Alex already has a family looking after her.

Guest stars: John Capodice as "Uncle" Al and Adam Carolla as the voice of Burt the Cab

President of the Palestinian National Authority

Guest-starring: Bridgit Mendler as Juliet Van Heusen, John Eric Bentley as Mummy, Andy Kindler as Chancellor Tootietootie

The government finds out that the Russo family are wizards, and takes them into custody to find out more. Max and Alex are both interrogated by Agent Lamwood and Scientist One, but both refuse to say anything. When Justin is interrogated, he is tricked into thinking that aliens are going to attack so he reveals that he is a wizard and that they have a wizard lair. Meanwhile, Harper is trying to find out how to contact the wizard world to inform them of the Russo's abduction; she tells Mason who decides to go through the portal to find help. The government raids the wizard world and arrests many wizards, including Professor Crumbs and Chancellor Rudy Tootietootie, as well as Mason along with the Russo family. The Russo family escape the prison and learn that all magic has been switched off. With the help of a magic cooty catcher given by Professor Crumbs, Alex casts a spell duplicating their family three times so they can think of a plan to escape. Scientist One helps the Russo family, Mason, and Rooty Tootietootie escape telling them that Agent Lamwood is crazy because they are supposed to be researching lizards not wizards. The episode ends on a cliffhanger as the Russo family wonder what to do and whether Alex is right in saying they should reveal to the world that wizards exist to save their fellow wizards.

Spells: "Edgebono Utoosis" is cast three times after using the cooty catcher.

*Birdman WT-11 Chinook
*Spectrum RX-28 Beaver

Def Leppard Anamalis – transform into an animal

Leg and feeta, runamita! or Grow legs and come my way – gives something feet and makes it run away

After Harper wins a marathon, she discovers that Alex used magic to help her win every competition since they were very young, including the marathon. Upset that she never really won anything on her own, Alex decides to let Harper do all the contests again from the past in order to have the opportunity to win without the aid of magic, though things go wrong when Harper proves to be completely incompetent in everything. Meanwhile Justin decides to enter the marathon so he can be the first Russo to win an athletic trophy.

Spells: K-nip, k-nop, hippity hop, run 26.2 miles then stop

This all has been a pain, now we want to switch back our brains – combine two brains together

Alex has a crush on George, the school's bandleader, but is unable to get his attention because he is turned off by her sour attitude and unenergetic cheers at the school basketball games. Determined to get George to ask her to the school dance, she casts a spell on herself to become a positive person. Unfortunately, the spell backfires when, during the next game, Alex’s newfound optimism turns out to be too much when she starts cheering for the opposing team, ultimately leading Tribeca Prep to squander a huge lead and lose the game. Meanwhile, Justin has joined the basketball team and is trying to get a big senior moment captured on video. During the game, Justin gets to play and scores 3 three pointers. However, Max, tasked with capturing the game on videotape, is too fascinated with the camera, conducting somewhat embarrassing zoom-in shots of Theresa and Jerry, and forgets all about the action on the court.

Guest starring: Austin Butler as George, Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate and Dan Benson as Zeke

Note: Alex reveals that she was Vice Chairman Higgenbottom while prank calling Justin. Although, she did not perform this mentioned prank call until season 3 with her brother Max and Uncle Kelbo.
Note: In this episode Alex reveals she wouldn't go to a prom unless it was a zombie prom which she has later in season 2.

Alex and Harper find out that Max has a girlfriend named Nancy Lukey, but has been keeping it a secret so not to get embarrassed by his family. Later Theresa finds out about it and admonishes him for lying. Since he took his mother's advice, he tells Nancy his secret about being a wizard. The Russos then make up another lie to cover the truth, and Nancy breaks up with him because Max keeps on lying to get her to like him.

Guest starring: Bella Thorne as Nancy Lukey

Julie Bishop as Minister for Foreign Affairs

Arkansas Game and Fish Commission v. United States

Don't let this garden go to waste, give all this food a lot more taste – increase the size of a pumpkin
Bookus Mustardo – an in-functional spell created by Max, which according to him, is supposed to turn a book into a squirt-able mustard bottle that his father, Jerry Russo, uses.
Notes: This is the only episode of the series to broadcast a live-action scene .
Guest star: Fred Willard as Mr. Stuffleby

Justin, Alex and Max promise a magic-free night for their mother's birthday. When they invite their Uncle Ernesto over, they must stow away magical gifts from Uncle Kelbo. After opening the presents, chaos breaks out as the kids try to hide magic from their mother and uncle. In the end of the episode, Alex proves that she loves her mother more than magic by discarding the egg of a FuChicken which would have told who would win the wizard competition.

Special guest star: Wilmer Valderrama as Uncle Ernesto

Guest stars: Willie Garson as Mr. Frenchie, Dan Benson as Zeke

The Russos' haunted house has been lame every year, mostly because Justin insists that they focus on safety and making the right decisions to avoid being "haunted" by them later in life. The person in charge of the haunted house, Mr. Evans, threatens to take the Russos' contribution away if it is not scarier this Halloween. Alex then goes to the wizard world and gets three real ghosts, following her father's orders. However, they aren't scary enough, as at first, Teresa thinks they're just people in masks. Alex and Harper go back to the wizard world and get "Mantooth", the scariest ghost from the wizard world who used to scare Justin at night. Mantooth does something with his face that scares the children so badly that they flee the house. Mr. Evans immediately declares that their haunted house is too scary and takes it away anyway.

Magical objects: Ghosts

Historical marker at the battle site. In the background, a crowd watches a reenactment of the battle.

Simplify your mind, leave that thought behind. – Erases the last few moments of one's memory

Absent: Jennifer Stone as Harper Finkle, María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo, and David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

Home Farm Dovecot and Granary, Peper Harow

Matthew & Gunnar Nelson, Tanner, Rick Wilson

General Rayevski bravely leading his men into combat at the battle of Saltanovka.

I'm rubber, you're glue; take her smell and put it on you – switches clothes and smell

Note: Bailee Madison begins her recurring role in this episode.
Guest stars: Bailee Madison as Maxine, Leven Rambin as Rosie, Ransford Doherty as Zedrik
Notes: Harper writes a novel about Alex's and her wizard adventures, a reference to her future self as an author H.J. Darling.

Note: This is part 2 of the saga promoted as "The Chronicles of Moises: Voice of Reason!. This is the last appearance of Franken-Girl.
Note: Wizooubegle is a parody of Google and YouTube.
Guest starring: Yara Shahidi as Olive, Gregg Binkley as Randy
The Wizards of Waverly Place season three cast.
Guest starring: Dan Benson as Zeke, Kate Flannery and Scot Robinson as Elaine and Marty Finkle and Alan Safier as the Romanian producer

Locations of the Italian version of The Mole.

When Justin fails to get over Juliet, Alex transforms Harper into a young version of Juliet. Justin is delighted to see her again, until Harper, as Juliet, tries to make him move on. She does convince him to move on after revealing herself. The episode ends with Justin on a date with his new girlfriend and the real Juliet watching him from afar, with a smile on her face.

Spells: Transfix, transpose, make Harper look like Juliet, from head to toes – Turns Harper into Old Juliet

When a former legendary Luchador "Muy Macho" visits the Sub Station, Alex finds out that she was the reason why he quit lucha libre , so she tries to make it up to him by arranging a lucha libre match with him and Jerry to restore his honor. Meanwhile, Zeke asks too many questions about wizardry, so Justin offers to grant him one magical wish if he promised he would stop questioning him about magic. Unfortunately, Zeke's wish is to defeat Muy Macho in the match. Max pretends to like Talia's hobbies, but does not enjoy them.

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Valente Rodriguez as Bob/"Muy Macho", McKaley Miller as Talia

Notes: In a previous episode of season three named "Marathoner Helper", Alex promised not to use magic on Harper even when Harper asked at the end of the episode, but in this episode Alex casts a spell on Harper to turn her into young Juliet. Also, in this episode, Justin is seen to be looking at a picture with Juliet, but in "Wizards vs. Vampires : Tasty Bites", Cindy says that vampires don't show up in pictures.

Special guest star: Gregg Sulkin as Mason

耶稣圣心主教座堂（小南關天主教堂）

United States presidential election, 1996

Note: The name of the guy that Alex has a crush on is Dean Moriarty, but the credits at the end of the show address him as Dean Malone.

The Russos head to the beach on an extremely hot day, and Harper hopes to enjoy reading her book while at the beach. The Russos come across Zelzar, a fortune-telling machine. Jerry warns the kids about Zelzar – he is from the wizard world, and a wizard's fortune really comes true. After Max and Justin receive good fortunes, Alex decides to get a fortune despite her father's warning. However, her fortune says, "Say good-bye to your life." Alex thinks nothing of it and proceeds to enjoy the day at the beach, but comes close to life-threatening situations multiple times. Alex, Justin, Max, and Harper make a compromise with Zelzar – if they can extract him from the machine and let him enjoy a day at the beach, he will take back Alex's fortune. Max replaces Zelzar, and Justin is forced to drive the beach-goers away from the machine ; meanwhile, the girls help Zelzar fancy his day at the beach. In the end, Zelzar reveals that while he cannot take away Alex's fortune, he can give it to the next person. The next person happens to be a little girl, who gets Alex's fortune. However, it is revealed that a man from Random Prize Giveaway shows up, saying: "Say good-bye to your life because we're randomly giving you one million dollars!"

Co-stars: Timothy Fitzgerald as Angry Beachgoer

Argile, bobby, tube, knee high, into socks, turn this guy – turns someone into a pair of socks

Special guest star: Moisés Arias as Max's Conscience

The weight of this mural is too much to shoulder, so watch me use the eye of the beholder – enable people to see their desires

When arriving at Wiz Tech things start to get a little weird. Ronald is speaking in innuendos, spells are going wrong, and the school is being overrun by advertisements. Ronald is keeping Dean locked in the supplies closet that his dad runs. Still unbeknownst to Alex, Ronald lures her up to the Tower of Evil to play the Tetherball of Evil which will turn both of them evil. Meanwhile, Justin is trying to figure out how the school got overrun with advertisements. While he is rushing around he encounters Professor Crumbs who heard a rumor that Alex went up to the Tower of Evil and that he must make sure that she doesn't do that with Ronald Longcape. Max, hearing the whole conversation, told them that's exactly who she went with. Professor Crumbs tells them they must save their sister before it's to late. When Max and Justin get up to the tower it is already too late for Alex is already playing with Ronald. Ronald, caught, reveals his whole evil plan to them. Minutes after he tells them of his evil plans Alex and Ronald are turned Evil and get a Frankenstein and Frankenstein's Wife-like makeover. Professor Crumbs, walking up seconds after they were turned evil, tells them of a way to reverse the evil spell. One of them must be in love with someone else. Alex then realizes that she is in love with Dean, thus breaking the spell. Over come with love Ronald tells Alex what he's done with Dean saying that she'll never find him. At that moment Ronald's dad comes up with Dean in the elevator. Seeing his father mistake Ronald jumps in the Elevator and tells them not follow them or "lover boy gets it". Justin, in a quick moment of intelligence, jumps them down using the Pillows for Feet spell. Catching Ronald, who can barely get away with Dean, Alex takes Dean out of the Jello and receives his gift of his wooden card. Having a moment the realize that they are both madly in love with one another.

Spells:
*Piggly wiggly, get out of that jiggly – take someone out of a block of gelatin
*Pillow for Feet Spell – a spell Justin mentioned with an unknown incantation that transforms feet into pillows

Guest Stars: Daniel Samonas as Dean Moriarty, Ian Abercrombie as Professor Crumbs, Josh Sussman as Hugh Normous, Chad Duell as Ronald Longcape, Jr., Maurice Godin as Ronald Longcape, Sr.

Notes: In the season 1 episode, "Quincenara", it is said that if you do not switch bodies back by sundown, you will be stuck in the other person's body forever. However, Harper and Alex were still in each other's bodies at night and made it back. The possible reason for this is because the spell has many glitches which Justin had pointed out.

Alex has been crowned Wizard of the Year after saving the world from dark angels, as well as being reinstated in the Wizard Competition, and a banquet honoring her achievement is hosted. With paparazzi in tow, Chase Riprock visits the lair to congratulate Alex. As he leaves, Keith Keith hounds them about being in a romantic relationship, to which Alex states she already has a boyfriend. Later, Mason and Alex watch his gossip segment, and to their horror, Keith Keith confirms that Chase and Alex are dating. For Alex winning Wizard of the Year, the Russo family must record a holographic video congratulating Alex. However, much to Justin's displeasure, Justin's video instead only contains him complaining about Alex. The night of the awards banquet, Mason stands Alex up, leaving her devastated. At the banquet, Chancellor TootieTootie tells Justin that his display of affection and pride for Alex may reinstate him into the competition, causing Justin to be frantic and do everything within his power to destroy the tape. Chase purposely invites himself to sit at the Russo's table. However, Mason shows up late and sees Alex and Chase flirting together. A short battle ensues between Mason and Chase. Alex soon breaks up the fight, and is forced to choose either Mason or Chase. Appalled by both of their behaviors that evening, Alex chooses neither and breaks up with Mason.

Guest stars: Andy Kindler as Chancellor Tootietootie, Nick Roux as Chase Riprock, Justin Guarini as Keith Keith

Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency

Reform Party of the United States of America

Guest starring: Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate, Dan Benson as Zeke, Grant Alan as Eddie and Hayley Kiyoko as Stevie Nichols
Co-starring: Nicole J. Butler as Customer, Adam Irigoyen as New Conscience

Alex and Harper have trouble paying the apartment bills, so Dexter recommends getting a roommate. Alex and Harper find a wealthy ghost named Lucy, who they let move in. Meanwhile, Justin orders a robot to help Zeke at the sub station, as Justin is busy studying for the wizard competition. The robot is lost in transit, but Dexter makes an evil robot to spy on Justin to pass information to Gorog. While Zeke and the robot are working, the robot asks him about Justin and the wizard competition, which confuses Zeke because no one had talked about it in front of the robot. Later that night, Lucy starts crying and explains that her boyfriend Donny had disappeared sixty years prior in a plane accident. Alex trys to set Lucy up with Justin, but he makes matters worse. Later, Lucy meets Mason and they go out on a long date, which makes Alex jealous. Meanwhile, the robot again asks Zeke about the wizard world and Zeke realizes that the robot might have a secret agenda. He tells Justin, who simply does not believe him and is ignorant of the situation because of his intensive studying. Because of her jealousy, Alex helps Lucy locate Donny, who had been stranded on an island in the Bermuda Triangle. They soon reconnect, but not after Alex realizes that she cannot get back home, due to heavy magnetic currents interfering with her magic. Mason goes to save Alex after he finds out that she had left for the Bermuda Triangle. The robot attacks Justin and Zeke after they find him scanning the spell book. Mason and Alex manage to get off of the island using the Bermuda shorts given to them by Justin. The robot is shown giving Gorog the spell he needed that he got from the Russos.

Absent: Jake T. Austin as Max Russo, María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo, and David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

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Make these troubles no more, go in through the out door – keeps people coming back inside the same room when he or she leaves
Night Cap – determines the user to fall asleep instantly.

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, James Urbaniak as Rob Robinson, McKaley Miller as Talia

Archery and plumbing is the only way to keep that thief from getting away – create a toilet plunger that is shot off a bow

Co-stars: Ralph P. Martin as Customer, Michelle N. Carter as Customer #2, Joe Szymanski as Flying Carpet Mechanic

Modern day right away, yippie-yi-ki-yay. – Makes everything back to the modern day

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During a dinner that Alex made for the family, Professor Crumbs visits to reveal that with this selfless act, the Russo children can finally have their family wizard competition. Round one of the competition is a trivia round, in which questions related to magic are asked. During this round, Harper and Zeke appear. Zeke has accidentally smelled a purple substance in the lair that caused him to turn purple. This causes a griffin to kidnap him and Harper. Alex, Justin and Max use their three time-outs to go and rescue their friends. They make it back, only to discover that they have been gone too long and have been disqualified from the competition. They all return home, where the lair disappears and they all lose their magic, thus becoming mortals. Justin and Max begin to hate Alex because of her insistence on saving Zeke and Harper resulting in them losing. Convinced that the loss of their powers has ruined the family, Jerry decides to sell the sub shop. The kids go for a day without magic, during which, slowly gaining back trust in each other as they reopen and run the shop. Suddenly, they are returned to the area of the Wizard Competition, where the host reveals that the griffin attack and the weeks they went without magic were tests to test their family bond. They enter the final round of the competition, a massive labyrinth. The first out of the maze will win. Justin makes it out first and is declared the Family Wizard. However, he decides he cannot accept this because Alex was about to get out first: Justin had been trapped by magical vines and Alex, near the exit, came back to help. Alex is thus declared the true family wizard. Professor Crumbs, proud of Justin's integrity in telling the truth, declares that he is going to retire as Headmaster of Wiz-Tech and declares Justin the new headmaster, granting him full wizard powers. Considering Max is the only Russo child that does not get powers or becomes a full wizard, Jerry thus decides to one day pass down the sub shop to Max, which he happily accepts. It ends with the Russo family hugging and gathering together with Alex stating that they are all finally happy at the same time.

Finishing roles: Alex is the family wizard, Justin is the headmaster of Wiz-Tech, and Max is going to be the owner of the Waverly Sub Station.

Co-stars: Renna Nightingale as a Centaur Girl, Danielle O'Loughlin as Older Woman

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* Consensus All-American
* First-team All-Pac-10
* Most consecutive field goals made to start a career

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Co-stars: Katie Savoy as Model #1, Elizabeth Tsing as Model #2, and Chloe Dykstra as Model #3

When Justin attempts to use magic to make his mentor Baxter Knight's weather predictions come true, he angers Mother Nature and winds up with his own personal rain cloud. Meanwhile, Alex partners up with Mr. Laritate as Deputy Russo and suddenly turns "good". Justin asks her for help, and the two are lectured by Mother Nature on the importance of helping the environment.

Absent: María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo

Alex goes on her first date with Dean at the roller rink, while Justin builds a robot for the Robot Olympics. After hearing from Jerry about a robber who steals tip jars and cupcakes, Max dons a superhero costume and plots to stop the thief. When Justin finds out, he is worried that his brother is heading into danger, so he tracks Alex down at the roller rink to ask for help. Alex is reluctant to leave Dean, but her family is more important. It turns out the story of the "robber" was all a plot by Jerry to get his children to work together and realize what is really important.

Co-stars: Jack Sanderson as Roller Rink MC

The Wizinko Machine – brings to life a person in an image.

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Spells:
*Proton, neutron, get gone – Shrinks something.
*Proton, neutron, back to one – Makes something back to normal size.
Magical objects: Werewolves

Into thin air, send this chair – make an object disappear

Guest starring: Dan Benson as Zeke, Gary Grubbs as Pa, Mary-Pat Green as Ma, Chad W. Smathers as Junior

From east to west, this spell's no jest, wherever we roam, send back home – sends someone back home or to Rome depending if roam/Rome or home is said first
Note: This episode is part of the beginning of Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana and is a crossover with The Suite Life on Deck.

Train in vain, go to Spain! – causes a train to go to Spain

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If Baxter loses his job, it will be a pity, let's have snow over half of New York City – make it snow over half of New York City

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It is Jerry's birthday so Justin gives him a magical pencil holder and Max was going to go with his annual cat, but decides to go with Justin's pencil sharpener. When Alex looks for a gift better that Justin's she goes to the wizard world and gets the Merlin hat which grants any wish for a day. Jerry wishes for a box of pencils and for a Milky Way Milkshake from the Asteroid Belt. Alex then thinks that his wishes are silly so she uses the hat to turn the Sub Station into the Asteroid Belt. It brings in a lot of customers and Jerry makes their shift go up and makes them wear goofy costumes. A day later, the aliens heard that the milky way milkshake machine has reopened and wants to take it. Justin then uses one of the alien's laser guns to get rid of the hat which makes everything disappear.

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Amir Talai as Alien leader

When Alex, Justin and Max win four tickets to the "Beast Bowl", the tickets are delivered by Beast Tamer Chase Riprock, who begins flirting with Alex and invites the group for a pre-bowl tour. Alex invites Mason to go with them but he says he cannot. During the tour, despite Chase's warnings, Justin attempts to tame the beast so that Max can have his photo taken with the beast, but both are caught and banned from the event. Chase tries to kiss Alex but she rejects him and returns to the mortal world where she finds Mason coming out a hardware store. Mason is evasive about his plans, which involve making an anniversary present for Alex, so Alex returns to the Beast Bowl. Harper tells Mason that Chase likes Alex and urges him to surprise her with the gift at the Beast Bowl. Meanwhile, Justin and Max return to the Beast Bowl disguised as beast taming clowns where they allow the beast to escape and snatch Alex who throws the whip to Chase. Chase tames the beast who drops Alex and Mason is able to reveal his gift, which is a sculpture of himself and Alex. Alex and Mason leave together, with the sculpture.

Absent: María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo and David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

Help me travel on my own, I need to get there through this phone – teleport through a phone

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An Introduction to New Religious Movements

Dovecot and Granary to South West of Home Farm Courtyard

Fairy - a magical creature that is clever, playful, and possess magical powers.

Spells: Two of him are twice as fun, turn these Justins back to one – Turns two Justins into one

Special guest star: Tim Conway as Cragmont

Voicus Rightnoisus – return voices to their original owner
Co-stars: Josiah Treger as Music Agent, Allie Carieri as Groupie
What he did – does a similar spell a person had recently done such as making it rain sweet potato hail when the other person previously did a candied-yam hail spell
Pound for pound, you're a clown – transform someone into a clown

Brains, brains go away, back before the college day – Takes away knowledge

Notes: After Alex accidentally crashes the car, standing outside you can see posters for The Crazy 10-Minute Sale, the same sale that Alex bunks off wizard lessons to go to in the first ever episode "Crazy 10-Minute Sale".

Justin begins his Monster Hunting course and senses that there are three unregistered monsters on Waverly Place. Forgetting that Juliet and her family live there, he tells the professionals, and they come looking for her. Realizing his mistake, Justin tries to fix it by trying to find three other monsters. In the end, the monster hunters take away Franken Girl and Justin's robot. Meanwhile, Max tries to separate himself from his conscience because he thinks that he is trying to steal his mother.

Spells: Liar, liar, pants on fire – The ability to set pants on fire

For his first official monster hunting assignment, Justin is dispatched to capture a mind controlling mummy after all of the other monster hunters are apparently killed in action. Arriving at the museum, Justin and Juliet end up getting trapped in an exhibit with a soundproof plastic window, leaving them unable to call for help and the window itself immune to Justin's magic. Justin believes that they can wait until morning for a worker to let them out, but quickly realizes otherwise when he remembers that exposure to sunlight will incinerate Juliet. Justin ultimately decides that Juliet needs to look in the mummy's eyes and become his slave in order to leave so she will not be destroyed, though he promises to hunt down the mummy and save Juliet one day.

Meanwhile, Alex, in an attempt to sabotage Max's increasingly good behavior and gain a better chance at winning the wizard competition, has Harper separate Conscience from Max, and Max's behavior becomes increasingly horrific; however, she quickly rushes to fix the problem when Jerry informs her that Conscience will become his own person if he is separated from Max for too long. After reuniting Max and his conscience, Alex discovers Justin's plight and rushes to save him, but arrives too late to save Juliet from the mummy.

Spells: Please please, tell me now, is there something I should know, Duranium, Duranius – shows something people "might want to know" in a picture frame

Locations of the Spanish version of The Mole.

Note: In the end credits, Dan Benson is listed as guest star for his role as Zeke, but Zeke didn't appear in this episode.

Spell: Here's the brass tacks, turn this girl back to Max. – Turns girl Max back to boy Max but because of the previous mutated spell it does not work.
"Morpheus Morpharium More Fish Please Max" - Used by Alex and Justin to turn into Max

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Alex is caught off guard when she discovers that Stevie is leading a wizard revolution. To the dismay of Justin and Harper, she decides to help Stevie with her quest to make sure no wizard ever has to give up their powers again. Alex agrees to Stevie shortly after Stevie barricades the wizard portal with a broom stick. Alex and Stevie also ask Max to join in their revolution, to which Max agrees. Max also declares himself as king, so the two girls have to obey his commands. Justin, knowing his sisters antics, orders a Chinese meal that comes with magic fortune cookies that possess the ability to give a glimpse into the future, thus allowing Justin to find out what Alex will end up doing. Alex is seen telling Harper that after it was all over, they would still be friends. Justin tries to stop her, thinking that she would go through with Stevie's plan, but Alex ends up tricking Stevie, using her wand to turn Stevie into a rock-type substance, freezing her body, and transporting all of Stevie's magical powers to her brother. Shortly after this sequence, Max curiously pokes Stevie's frozen body, accidentally tipping her over. Upon impact with the floor, Stevie's frozen body breaks into hundreds of pieces. To Alex it does not matter, because she still has her only true friend Harper, who was, is, and will always be there for Alex until the very end.

Spells: Fortunato Amontillado – Causes a person to come to the wizard depending on where he or she is

Locations of the Belgian version of The Mole.

Co-starring: Kandyn Bouchez as Cheerleader #1, Karli Reynolds as Cheerleader #2, Danni Hooks as Cheerleader #3, Bryan Escobar as Male Cheerleader #1, Rob Westin as Male Cheerleader #2

The wizards of 13th floor come out and Alex explains Dexter's evil. Dexter reveals himself as Gorog, and that he is trying to rebuild his army of darkness. Felix uses a spell that makes all the wizards from the 13th floor go with them, so they can make the them all evil, all except Alex, Justin, and Harper, who are left behind. A trashcan tells them to go through it, however Alex ends up in the room again. Justin realizes only mortals can go through it. Alex convinces Harper into going through it, Harper then arrives in the wizard lair. Gorog takes the kidnapped wizards to his evil lair, where he plans to make them evil. He tricks Hugh Normous into becoming one of the evil wizards in his army. Professor Crumbs fakes becoming evil when Gorog plans on making him evil. Harper contacts Max and tells him about Gorog. Max arrives and suggests they look for spells in the wizard books. Gorog makes the wizard army to dig a hole to the atmosphere to the wizard world, so they can take over it. Gorog also tries to trick Mason into being one of the members in his army, but Mason refuses. Gorog tricks him into joining, however. Gorog then makes Felix send a black whole to suck Alex and Justin in it. Gorog gives the kidnapped wizards their wands so they can take over the wizard world, but Crumbs refuses to let them. Felix then gets rid of Crumbs on Gorog's order. The black hole nearly sucks Alex and Justin when Crumbs arrives at the wizard lair. Max suggests they put a black hole in the wizard lair. Max goes in and rescues Alex and Justin. Crumbs tells them to use their magic to stop Gorog. They arrive at Gorog's lair and attempt to destroy him, but Mason tries to convince Alex to join them. Gorog also reveals Juliet , Justin's ex-girlfriend, and she convinces Justin to join. Alex also surrenders, and Max is forced to as well, then The three then use their magics to get rid of Gorog, and all the wizards are free. Juliet and Justin get back together. Alex tricks Harper into moving in the Russos' basement by making her think all the wizards, with no home, are going to stay.

Absent: María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo and David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

Special guest star: Joely Fisher as Meg Robinson
Guest stars: Bill Chott as Mr Laritate, Bailee Madison as Maxine, Leven Rambin as Rosie, John Rubinstein as Gorog, China Anne McClain as Tina and Amy Tolsky as Florence

Alex joins Justin's wizard class to try to move up in the competition. Max joins a sophisticated wizard society. They suggest he move the wizard competition up and he moves it to a few days away. Max quits the society because he finds out that they are taking advantage of him. Alex and Justin transform into Max in an attempt to change the date of the family wizard competition back to its original date and succeed. In the end of the episode they accidentally turn Max indefinitely into a little girl.

Guest stars: Bailee Madison as Maxine, Frank Pacheco as Felix, Kari Wahlgren as Helen and Shane Harper as Fidel

Justin's class of delinquent wizards has completed their studies, which means they are eligible to rejoin WizTech if they all pass their final evaluation. When they all fail, Alex suspects something is not right. The truth soon uncovered – the class had actually passed, but the historian who checked the exams was revealed to be evil, and had lied about the exam scores. He tries to attack Justin's class, so Justin must stop the historian, and save Alex. but one of the students in the class is able to stop him by pulling the most powerful wand in the wizard world out of a crystal ball and using it. This means that he is actually the descendant of a famous wizard who had previously been thought to have no living descendants. Justin's class is revealed to have passed the final exam, so they are readmitted into WizTech and Justin is officially back in the family wizard competition. Meanwhile, Jerry and Theresa realize that they never saved any of Max's childhood accomplishments, so they try to recreate them with the help of Harper. During the credits, it is revealed that Max had kept his favorite memories all along.

Spell: H2 Russo - Turns a Russo's body into an image in water

Guest stars: Daniel Samonas as Dean Moriarty

With Max still a little girl, their parents pay more attention to Max , and Alex becomes jealous. Justin takes Maxine to her karate class and Maxine kicks Justin's butt. After the class, Alex decides to make Jerry's favorite sandwich in order to win his love back, but Maxine comes along with Justin, announcing that she beat Justin in karate, and Jerry immediately falls for her cuteness again. More jealous than ever, Alex comes back with Justin to Maxine's karate class with their parents, having a slight idea of knowing how to change Maxine back to Max. They cast spells on Maxine, Justin using the spell he used on Max that turned him into Maxine, and Alex using the reverse spell. Unfortunately, it only makes Maxine cuter, which makes her furious. Instead of going against the person she was supposed to, she demands that she kicks either Alex or Justin's butt. Justin goes against her, but seeing that he would lose, Alex casts a spell on Justin to make him a karate master. Too fast for Maxine, Justin beats her, and Maxine is hurt . Jerry and Theresa rush to her side, caring for Maxine more than they care that Justin beat Maxine in karate. Justin leaves, and Alex leaves after him, heartbroken. Back at home, Jerry tells Alex that he fell for Maxine because she reminded him of Alex when she was little and they bond again. Meanwhile, Zeke thinks the Russos hate him, but really it was just Harper's alibi in order to keep him away from the Sub Station so as not to make him suspicious about Max's disappearance and Maxine's appearance.

Absent: Jake T. Austin as Max Russo

Notes: Mr. Stuffleby says that Alex completed one hundred spells, but in the episode Potion Commotion Jerry said Alex and Justin were on lesson 372. Also, when Jerry says "It seems like just yesterday you were changing a brick into a rabbit", Justin answers "Edgebono Utoostis". "Edgebono Utoostis" is actually the duplication spell used in the first episode of the series.

Notes: This episode was the second to be written by David Henrie, who plays Justin, this is the first time that Alex meets Mason's real parents.

Spells:
*Put my stomach in a good mood, make this taste like kid food. – Turns someone into toddlers when someone eats something with the spell on.
*Yummy cookies bring lots of cheers, gobble them up and add some years – Turns someone into teenagers when someone eats the cookies with the spell on.
*Give us hair and fur and big old teeth for sure – Turns a person/people into a werewolf/werewolves.
*Eatza Eatza magic pizza, change them back from head to feetsa – Turns someone back into their age when someone eats the pizza with the spell on.

After Harper finds out that her parents are moving to Pittsburgh, the Russos offer to clear out their basement so she can live with them and stay in New York. While Alex and Harper clean out the basement to make room for Harper's things, they find Alex's old doll house. Alex shrinks herself down to fit in the doll house to use as her own art studio, but Jerry and Theresa give the doll house away to a little girl named Olive, with Alex still in it. Unable to use magic to get out, as she had dropped her wand, Alex gets Harper's attention and begs her not to tell Justin. However, Harper tells him and then the pair help Alex, when she makes him buy the doll house back. Meanwhile, Justin tries to sell his "Captain Jim-Bob Sherwood Farmhouse Space Command Module" which is worth $400.

Spells: Shrinka dink, shrinka dank, shrinka dunk – makes certain objects shrink. This spell also makes Alex turn back big.

Co-stars: April Audia as Alex's Teddy Bear, Jordan Carroll as Andy, Lili Ishida as Laura, Kelsey Sanders as Wannabe #1, Heather Trzyna as Wannabe #2, Zack Shada as Joey

Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown, make Laritate run out of town – Brings Mr. Laritate's enemy, Superintendent Clanton with a gang in the Old West

Guest stars: Daniel Samonas as Dean Moriarty and Skyler Samuels as Gigi Hollingsworth
Literrarium Terrarium – teleports you into or out of a book or pages
Alex's journal – Alex draws in this magical journal pictures with her living as a princess. After using the Literrarium Terrarium spell, she is transported in her princess world inside the diary.

Spells:
*This that copycat – makes someone copy your every action
*Not this nor that no more copycat – makes someone stop copying your every action
Magical objects: Angels

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When Alex's newly designed T-shirts become wildly popular at school, Justin demands that she turn over a fee to the Student Council for selling them on school property. With her generous donation, Alex becomes the winner of the Citizenship award and when Justin puts the truth spell on her to find if she used magic to get the award, he purposefully leaves it on causing her to tell the truth about everyone during her award ceremony speech and then causing everyone to hate her.

Guest starring: Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate

Spells: Don't let Alex be a liar, the truth, the truth, is on fire- places a halo over one's head and makes them tell the truth

Harper tries teaching Alex how to live without magic, but the strain of taking responsibility for her actions instead of using magic causes a disagreement between the two best friends when Alex gets in big trouble for crashing Mr. Laritate's car. As punishment, Alex has to clean the school's garbage cans. Mr. Laritate forgives Alex after seeing how the crash influenced her, and Alex realizes that she will be okay without magic. Wanting to thank Harper, Alex uses Mr. Laritate's "Leilani the Hula Girl" for luck, as Mr. Laritate does. During Harper's driving test, Alex turns into the bobblehead doll and guides Harper through the test, knowing that she might fail. In the end, Harper passes her test. Meanwhile, Jerry wants to pass on the wizard family robe to Max, but Justin has a hard time letting go of it.

Absent: María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo

Notes: This is the third and final part of the saga advertised as "The Chronicles of Moises: Voice of Reason!". Strangely, Juliet tells Justin that sunlight will turn her into ash, when she was shown walking outside in broad daylight several times with no apparent ill effects during the "Wizards vs. Vampires" saga. However, as Juliet's vampire development has been rather slow, it could be possible that she has only recently inherited this weakness. In this episode, Harper mentions "Jeremy From Science", a name Alex gave to a goblin to cover her wizard secret from Harper in the episode "Harper Knows" .

Magical Objects: Mummies and vampires

Justin is excited to meet London Tipton when he wins an essay contest prize: a cruise on the SS Tipton. Theresa and Jerry say Alex can't go because of her 14 absent assignments. Alex and Max join Justin on board, where Alex bonds with new friend Bailey Pickett. When Alex and Bailey enter a tug of war competition, she tells Bailey to spit on the floor so they win. They end up winning the competition and Hannah Montana tickets to her concert. When Marion Moseby asks for Alex's name since she and Bailey won, she says she is Ashley Olsen. But soon gets in hot water when she uses magic to bring Harper aboard and tells her she is signed up for Marine Biology, where she meets Cody Martin and tells him she's Alex Russo. Justin meets London Tipton while on the cruise and when she asks who he is, Justin says he is Dr. Fossil to not look like a fool. Meanwhile, Max and Zack Martin, , compete in a series of outrageous challenges. Alex says that she is Ashley Olsen so she won't get caught skipping classes. But gets caught after mistaking her name and telling Mr. Moseby that her real name is Ashley Simpson. In the 2nd episode, Double Crossed, when Alex gets sick of Justin's attitude, she puts blue dye in the hot tub to prank him. At the end of the episode, Alex is caught when Justin pours water on her hand. When it turns blue, Alex gets exposed and must not do any more pranks while on the cruise.

Special guest stars: Phill Lewis as Marion Moseby, Debby Ryan as Bailey Pickett, Dylan and Cole Sprouse as Cody & Zack Martin, and Brenda Song as London Tipton

Magical object: Cooty Catcher – A cooty catcher that once a round is completed, the user may recite a spell within ten seconds. It will work even if the magical core has been unplugged, but may only be used once.

Guest stars: Jeff Garlin as Uncle Kelbo, Carrie Genzel as Aunt Megan
Rope through Greenwald's, help me now, climb up there and tie a bow – tie a rope into a bow

Cucuys – Mythical latino monsters known to be scary and filthy rich.

Alex and Harper are going to their apartment when they run into Mr. Laritate, who also lives in the hotel. Felix tells Justin he broke his wand and Justin informs him that it's fake, because he saw batteries in it. He concludes that someone stole Felix's wand. Dexter is showing a zombie to the hall for magical creatures while he introduces them to Alex and Harper. Mason, who will stubbornly not stop asking Alex on a date, meets them in the elevator. When Alex ignores him, Mason messes with the buttons so he can spend more time with her and they land on the second floor. Justin tells Jerry that Felix lost his wand and Jerry tells them to use the abracadoobler wand app and Felix realizes that his wand is around the area. Meanwhile, because Mason messed with the buttons, all the humans have discovered the mysterious thirteenth floor. Alex lies and tells the humans that they accidentally got into a secret open house floor for the people in the hotel. Mr. Laritate, after all the other humans left, discovers the thirteenth floor too and sees Alex, Harper, and Mason. Mr. Laritate sees the zombie, Alex explains this is a haunted house, but Mr. Laritate does not believe them. The zombie bites Mr. Laritate and turns him into a zombie. They take him to their apartment while Alex looks for a spell to turn Mr. Laritate human again. Mr. Laritate runs away and Alex, Harper, and Mason suspect he went to the substation. Professor Crumbs questions Felix, who reveals the 13th floor to them, and Crumbs denies the existence of a "13th floor", so they go to investigate. At Waverly Place they're throwing a festival while Alex tells Jerry what happened. Alex and Mason, trying to sneak the zombie into the substation, are forced into dance. They then, after Harper causes a distraction, take Laritate to the substation and give him a medicine from the wizard world that turns Laritate human. He remembers nothing and goes outside to dance. Alex kisses him on the cheek, and Mason suggests they just be friends. Alex gets back together with Mason. Crumbs tells Felix the floor should not exist. Harper, Mason, and Alex return to the thirteenth floor. Justin tells them that the floor does not exist. Crumbs thinks that there is evil going on. Dexter then comes with dark angel wings and it is revealed he stole Felix's his wand. Dexter tricks Felix into turning to the dark side in return for the wand. Felix casts a spell that traps them all on the floor. Back at Waverly Place, Mr. Laritate is dancing while Jerry is selling chili, when Mr. Laritate gets one and gets water to get "the burn" out of his mouth.

Absent: Jake T. Austin as Max Russo and María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo

Guest stars: Ian Abercrombie as Professor Crumbs, John Rubenstein as Gorog, Frank Pacheco as Felix, Fred Stoller as Dexter, Josh Sussman as Hugh Normous, Christopher Douglas Reed as Ogre

Guest starring: Hayley Kiyoko as Stevie Nichols, Richard Chiu as Warren Nichols, and Ezra Weisz as Jack Clown

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Rosie is an Angel of Darkness, and has been tricking Justin all along to make him evil. Alex finds out, with the help of Tina that Rosie is an Angel of Darkness. Justin crosses over to the dark side with Rosie, steals the "moral compass",and gives it to Gorog, so Gorog can turn the compass from good to bad, so that the world will be covered in darkness and every human being will be corrupted. Rosie tries to get Justin to run away and save him, because Gorog wants to destroy him, but Justin refuses to leave, stating that he is no longer a wizard but an Angel of Darkness and breaks his wand in half. Alex tries to convince Justin that he is a wizard, a good wizard and not an Angel of Darkness.

Meanwhile, Maxine is enrolled in Tribeca Prep, since she is participating in a "cousin exchange program." After her first day of school, Maxine laments that she has no friends,which leads Harper to insist Maxine have a slumber party , that eventually becomes a disaster. It is noted that Rosie was a guardian angel, but was corrupted and became an Angel of Darkness. Alex and Tina go to the Dark Realm to save Justin. Alex borrows a pair of wings from the guardian angels. Alex takes the Moral Compass and tries to turn it to good but Justin stops her and then Rosie used her good angel side and they fly up and when they land, Justin turns the compass to good. Tina and Alex take it and run. When Rosie and Justin kiss, Rosie turns into a good angel , and Justin loses the dark wings.

Absent: Jake T. Austin as Max Russo

Guest stars: Michael Carbonaro as Zelzar, John J. York as Game Show Host

My inner thoughts of right and wrong, come out, come out where you belong! – brings people's conscience out, but he or she is supposed to stand in front of a mirror, then his or her reflection will become his or her conscience
Guest starring: Perry Mattfeld as Franken Girl, Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate

Co-stars: Casey Jon Diedrick as Sal, John Burke as Anchor, and Kimberly Perez as Harper Wannabe

Alex meets and falls for Mason, a transfer student from the United Kingdom. After they start dating, she finds him perfect in every way, except for his view of art, which is dogs and parts of American history. Alex tries to make him more American, by throwing water balloons at people and laughing in appreciation . In order to make him a better artist, Alex takes matters into her own hands by putting a spell on Mason to make her his new artistic inspiration,which ends up on Mason kissing Alex in the rain. Meanwhile, Justin trains for finding the mummy that took away Juliet, so Jerry gives Justin goggles where you can see behind you so Justin wouldn't have to look into the mummy's eyes and get turned to his minion. During this, it is discovered that, when Max cast the spell that set monsters running loose in an idiotic attempt to sabotage Justin's monster hunting, one of the escaped monsters is said mummy, thus making Max himself indirectly responsible for both Juliet's kidnapping and the deaths of all of the other monster hunters.

Guest-starring: Gregg Sulkin as Mason Greyback and Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate

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Special guest star: Gregg Sulkin as Mason Greyback

*Aero-Works Aerolite 103
*Beaujon Mach .07
*Beaujon Enduro
*Birdman WT-11 Chinook
*ISON Airbike
*Spectrum RX-28 Beaver

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Magical object: Wizard storybook of fairytales

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Magic is down for the day. Alex tricks Harper into letting her take care of the one-of-a-kind dress that Harper's new boss designed for fashion week. But Alex breaks her promise and models the dress in her bedroom, a situation ends in Justin getting food all over it. Alex must figure things out without the help of magic. She breaks down and tells Harper that the dress is ruined. Minutes later, Mr. Frenchie tells Harper that his fashion show was double booked. Alex asks Mr. Frenchie if he would like to have his show at the sub station. Justin and Zeke take advantage of the models staying at the sub station by getting them to play Dungeons and Gargoyles with them. But the models accidentally get food poisoning from eating bad sandwiches. Just when things get bad, magic comes back and Alex is able to save the day.

Absent: Jake T. Austin as Max Russo and María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo

—Rolling Stones Matthew Perpetua talking about the video for "Marry the Night".

Justin and Harper bond over a silent movie festival. Alex makes fun of them by saying that they're dating. However, determined to keep her brother and best friend from dating, Alex sabotages their relationship. It all escalates into a black-and-white costumed chase scene,which Alex ends up tired and Justin and Harper win and keep dating.

Spells:

When Alex asks Mason if she can meet his parents, Mason shows his fake parents and she finds out soon after. She gets upset at Mason and demands him to take her to his real parents. Mason takes her to the Autumn Moon Feast to meet his parents. Soon after that Alex finds out he told his parents that she is a werewolf and is frustrated. She uses a spell to change herself and Harper into werewolves. She tries to be the worst werewolf possible in front of Mason's parents during the feast. In the end Mason's parents like her as a werewolf and she says to him that they do not know the real her. She begins to leave and he says that he truly loves Alex to his parents and that she is a wizard. She changes back to a wizard and Mason turns back to human form. After the parents find out they try to eat her and Mason and Alex make a near escape. Meanwhile Max makes his parents' food taste like kid food in order to make it taste good. Afterwards Jerry and Theresa eat it, and as a result they act like little kids. Justin thinks he will have to fix it but Max comments on how he does not need help, as he will be the future family wizard. Max uses another spell on cookies to make them older, but they turn into teenagers. Finally, Justin uses a spell on a pizza to turn them back into their regular selves.

Guest stars: Robin Riker as Linda Greybeck, Harry Van Gorkum as Grant Greybeck, Marianne Muellerleile as Molly and Eric Zuckerman as Bill

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Bailee Madison as Maxine, Lanny Joon as Karate Instructor

Love on the rocks, unpack the box-es – unpack boxes
Notes: H.J. Darling is a parody of J. K. Rowling. Future Harper reveals that Alex will date and break up with someone named Mason, who is later shown in the season 3 episode Alex Charms a Boy and season 4's Alex Gives Up. Future Harper also says that somebody in the room had a big big mouth, though there is some confusion on who actually exposed the secret, Alex or Justin. She later hints that Alex won. She gets nervous and then confuses Alex and Justin and Max misleading them to know it was Alex who won.

Notes: Uncle Ernesto was mentioned in the episode "Justin's Little Sister" when Theresa mentioned that Justin looked like Uncle Ernesto. Also Max's middle name is Ernesto.
Guest-starring: Bo Foxworth as Coach, Scott Freeburg as Doug, Daniel Roebuck as Mr. Evans, Sean Whalen as Mantooth, Hilary Hacker as Mrs. Chenowith, Stephen A.F. Day as Frank, Shannon McClung as Doug's Body, Keith Allan as Wally

Alex is chosen to paint a mural for her school. But when the committee pitches ideas that do not match her ideas for the mural she uses magic on the mural so when they look at it they see whatever they want to, but when Justin finds out that Alex used magic he uses magic to put her mural on the wall. The committee is unhappy with her decision, but she says that she is going to go her own way with the mural.

Co-stars: Tim Dougherty as Karl

Speed Sportswear – gives the user sonic speed.

Reform Party presidential primaries, 1996

Guest stars: Bridgit Mendler as Juliet Van Heusen, Dan Benson as Zeke
Smarty Pants – give the user unlimited knowledge.

Guest stars: Brendan Bradley as Hank Russo and Carlo Michael Mancini as Lenny Hune

Red skies at night, fix it right – fix an object

The Russos and Mason finally make it back home, but their wizard powers are still gone. While the family wants to stay quiet, Alex believes that they should take action, so she reveals that they are wizards to reporters and tells them that a group of wizards are being held captive by the government. As she urges them to spread the word, Professor Crumbs appears and tells her that everything that had happened was a test that she failed miserably and orders her to Wizard Court for exposing wizardry to the world. Justin is also ordered to attend because he exposed magic to Agent Lamwood, who was a creation from Professor Crumbs' mind. The judges rule Alex and Justin guilty, and Professor Crumbs sentences them both to be demoted to level one in the Family Wizard Competition, making them behind Max by two levels. Meanwhile, Max sets up traps in the Sub Station for the "government", but ends up falling for one of them.

Co-stars: Clinton Jackson as reporter, Matt Kaminsky as Mr. Loser

Magical object: History Tree – gives the user information about his family history.

Guest starring: Dan Benson as Zeke, Paulie Litt as Joey the Crepe Kid and Michael Monken as McGruder, Rachel Cannon as Flutter, Al Madrigal as Spanish Pocket Elf

Guest stars: Bridgit Mendler as Juliet Van Heusen, Daniel Samonas as Dean Moriarty, David Boller as Abe Lincoln, and Amanda Tepe as Hot Dog Vendor Lady
Cambia Coporum Meum Capora Sua Numinavi – switch bodies

After Alex is punished for one of her schemes in order to go on the class trip to Europe, she defiantly steps into a magical mirror and her world instantly becomes all about her. Alex enjoys how everyone listens to her, but when her mother tries to call her back, mirror-Harper breaks the mirror and could possibly be trapped in that world forever. Justin and Zeke hold an e-waste drive for old electronics in order to save themselves for the "Robot Revolution".

Guest starring: Dan Benson as Zeke

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate, and Peter Hulne as Lane

The episode begins on Waverly Place where Harper is reading a storybook to a group of children when Alex pushes her away. Alex explains that it's a Wizard Storybook, a magical storybook that has the power of turning what the person reads real. Then Harper is teleported into the loft where Theresa, her evil stepmother calls her Harperella and forces her to do the chores.

Then her evil stepbrothers, Justin and Max come down and give her laundry to her wash. Later Harper is washing the Waverly Substation when Alex appears, as she is Harper's fairy godmother. Alex explains to Harper that the fairy tale has to run as it's supposed to before things can go back to the way they were and then vanishes. Then Max comes in and says that the prince charming has decided to use the Substation to be the ballroom for the royal party. Harper says that she can go to the party but her stepfamily laughs at her. Back in the loft Harper summons Alex, she uses a spell to transform Harper bookdress into a princess gown and glass bowls into glass slippers. They go down into the street and Alex turns the hot dog stand into a carriage to take Harper to the party. There she dances with prince charming, Zeke. At the stroke of midnight she goes outside leaving her glass slipper behind.

Then, to both girls' shock, Justin, Max and Zeke rush inside the substation being chased by the big, bad wolf, Mason. Alex realizes that some pages are missing and Cinderella and three little pigs stories were blended together. The pig-turned boys and Harper rush into the loft being chased by Mason. While Alex finds the pages Harper has to keep Mason from eating Zeke , Alex eventually finds the book pages in a drawer along with other book pages. Alex tries a page from Max's favourite magic trick book then David Copperfield comes into the room and does some magic tricks which impresses Harper. But another page that Alex tried was from Justin's science book and a caveman appeared, but the caveman has a thing for Harper. So when Harper is impressed by the magic trick he is jealous and tries to attack David Copperfield. Alex finds the right pages and the story goes back to Cinderella. Zeke Charming comes in and Theresa tries to wear the slipper but fails. Then Harper tries it and fits. She and Zeke go back to the royal party where they dance and then the story ends and the world is returned to its normality. Last but not least, Harper was back in the real world and she lived happily ever after. Finally, Alex planned that Harper and Zeke dance because they were great when they danced in romance, so they practiced but they were really bad. The ball dance is turned into a clogging dance.

Absent: David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke Beakerman

Spells: This is causing too much strife, from the pages, come to life – brings an object to life

Theresa and Jerry go on vacation and leave Uncle Kelbo to watch the kids. When Uncle Kelbo comes he is not him, he is Shakira. He confess to them that there is no Shakira and that he made her up years ago. Uncle Kelbo tells them that there is a strict law against using magic for fame and fortune, Max and Alex try to find a cure so that Uncle Kelbo can stay his real self. Max finds a spell and has the same problem as Uncle Kelbo, except he turns into a garbage can.

Spells: When you're tired of the same story, turn some pages, – Turns the user into that object or person

The Wizards of Waverly Place season four cast

Locations of the Polish version of The Mole.

Scrubby dubby, into the tubby – turns someone into a washing machine

Harper's parents comes to town to audition for a gig as a train vaudeville act in Romania. Harper is completely embarrassed by them, while Alex is won over by them and agrees to join their act, while Harper gets to be in the annual Russo family photo, as both Alex and Harper take on roles in each other's families that they refused to fill themselves—Alex had objected to being in the family photo, and Harper had objected to joining the vaudeville act. However, Alex learns that being in the act is not all fun and games and soon wants out.

Spells: Tell some jokes that are old and clammy, make me act all bold and hammy! – Cast it on a ham or chicken. Causes the person to be funny

Dioecesis Barrensis de Pirai–Voltaredondensis

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Jonathan Kite as Agent Lamwood, Daryl "Chill" Mitchell as Scientist 1, Ian Abercrombie as Professor Crumbs, and Andy Kindler as Chancellor Tootietootie
Note: This episode ends on a cliffhanger and is resumed in the season 4 opener, "Alex Tells The World".

After Harper's lunchtime Shakespeare impressions are a total bust, Alex and Stevie ask Justin to hire a rock band to play at lunchtime. Justin agrees, feeling that he owes Stevie since she got him elected to become Student Body President. However, Justin hires a smooth jazz band instead of a rock band, which angers Alex. Harper later finds out that Stevie is a wizard, but instantly forgets it after Stevie uses a spell to erase Harper's short-term memory.

Spells: Take away all meat and add some snazz, turn this noise into smooth jazz. – Turns rock music into smooth jazz

Co-starring: Perry Matfield as Franken Girl

I can't bear to part with this cab that won't drive, do whatever it needs doing to bring it alive – bring a cab to life

Member of the Australian Parliament for Yarra

Magical object: A Magical Marker: When written on skin, the person becomes whatever was written on his or her arm.

Jerry and Theresa's anniversary plans are ruined over a fight about magic, which prompts Alex to summon Cupid. When Justin reminds her that magic started the fight, Alex tries to hide Cupid from her mom by claiming that he is a lifelike doll from her "Marriage and Family" class. Cupid's return gets delayed after Max accidentally breaks his arrow and it strikes Justin, causing him to fall madly in love with an elated Harper. Harper is excited until this "new" Justin starts to bug her, and she starts to miss the "old" Justin that didn't reciprocate her feelings.

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate and Mark DeCarlo as Cupid

Guest starring: Hayley Kiyoko as Stevie Nichols, Aaron Hendry as Guitarist, and Beau Billingslea as Burt Parks
Notes: This is a one hour special. This was the first episode of "Wizards of Waverly Place" to be rated TV-PG in the United States for disturbing images and for it being too intense for a Wizards episode, this is the first Disney Channel special since the Lizzie McGuire special "Night of The Day of the Dead" to be rated TV-PG. When Disney Channel decided to re-air all episodes, this episode was rated TV-G

Guest stars: Dan Benson as Zeke, Maurice G. Smith as Big Mack

Spells:
*Chancy meat, schmancy treat, fancy feet is now complete. – Causes feet and legs to run away.
*Tick tock, time was stopped, bang the gong, time moves on. – Unfreezes time, if already frozen
*This is no longer cute, put his voice on mute. – Mutes the person

Matthew & Gunnar Nelson, Tanner, Craig Stull

Note: The pocket elf is featured in the episode from season 1, "I Almost Drowned In a Chocolate Fountain", and the fairy Sparkle is from season 2 in the episode "Fairy Tale". Paulie Litt who played Frankie in season 1 has now been renamed Joey. The trophy Justin receives in this episode is the same trophy Harper receives in the episode "Marathoner Helper" .

Justin creates the Helping Hand to assist busy wizards from the wizard world. Jerry gives Alex and Max several tedious chores, but Alex uses the Helping Hand to do her chores for her. Unfortunately, the Hand is worn out by all the work, and is unable to perform when a wizard arrives to review Justin's creation.

Guest stars: John Doe as Superintendent Spellman, Kate VanDevender as Helping Hand

Ex, ex, extra hand, take a stand, give us a hand – a spell Justin created to bring his Helping Hand to life

Guest stars: Bill Chott as Mr. Laritate and Julio Oscar Mechoso as DMV Instructor

Hairbrainium Excamchangium – change hair styles

Note: This is David Henrie's first time writing an episode, and David DeLuise's , 2nd time directing, his first time directing and acting in the same episode. This episode and Western Show both were on Youtube before TV.
Note: While Harper and Alex are moving Harper's stuff into the basement, the plans for the mural in the episode Paint By Committee are visible on Alex's easel, as is the painting from Art Teacher.

Roomus Fixus – return a room to its original size
After all that's been said we want to switch back our heads – switch voices

Transfix, transpose, make Harper look like young Juliet, including the clothes – Turns Harper into Young Juliet

Alex, Justin and Max discover that a famous author is using their lives as the premise for her best-selling book series, Charmed and Dangerous. However, the wizards are shocked learning that the author, H.J. Darling, is really Harper from the future. It is revealed that she traveled back in time to write about wizards, since wizardry gets exposed in the future . Alex is enraged that Harper has been writing books about her without permission. Future Harper tells Justin that he must convince Alex to give Past Harper permission to write the series. In the end of the episode, Selena Gomez and Rob Reiner comically talk about the importance of reading.

Absent: María Canals Barrera as Theresa Russo and David DeLuise as Jerry Russo

Justin and Rosie start dating but when their date gets ruined, they want a second date. Alex suggests an Angel Club in Los Angeles, but Rosie says that only Angels are allowed. Maxine will not tell their parents as long as Alex brings her back an Ozzy Osbourne stone. After Justin, Harper and Alex sneak in along with Rosie, Zedrik asks them if they are angels and they say they are. Back at the sub shop, Theresa and Jerry question Maxine to find out where Justin, Alex and Harper are, and Maxine does not say, so they force her to join a Pageant in order for her to tell them where they are. Things get bad at the angel club when Alex and Harper cannot fly, until Justin secretly pulls out his wand and gives Harper flying powers. Zedrick still questions them by giving them a test to sing while playing the harp. Though Alex, Justin, and Harper fail to do so, they are accepted as "angels" until the key-chain of Ozzy Osbourne's star reverts to normal;and Zedrik believes they are really angels of darkness, causing everyone in the club to run off, even Rosie. Rosie comes back at the end of the episode to comfort Justin, but when they both look over the city, Rosie's wings are shown to be black, the color of an angel of darkness' wings, but Justin does not see because he is looking forward. Meanwhile, Maxine ends up winning the beauty pageant, making Jerry and Theresa celebrate.

Absent: Jake T. Austin as Max Russo

Take away color and sound, this is where revenge is found – transforms a place into a silent film

United States presidential election, 2000